The Cowboy Predator Doesn't Want Any Trouble (but he's getting it)

[@VideoGameAutopsy]

I hate it when they say “I’m a father, too! I have kids that are the same age!” That never fails to gross me out. They might as well be saying “I also have a child the same age as the one I was trying to violate”.

[@roguereviews8141]

They always say they wouldn't want some creep like them trying to molest their child either, but it never seems to stop them from turning up on a child's doorstep.

[@kevinsmith86418]

​@@roguereviews8141please have a sit

[@coffeekat5066]

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of them are probably bullshitting and don't actually have kids. They just think it helps their case to say it. As you indicated, it doesn't. haha

[@wmdkitty]

All of this, yes. Makes you wonder what they're getting away with at home.

[@amberg4131]

I remember when I was younger with my sister who’s a year older. We had just got the internet on the computer and dialup was happening with aim. My sister and I were curious and started hitting chat rooms which we heard through friends during school. This was around the time of to catch a predator which was how partially we learned there’s some nasty people out there online. I recall my sister and I were doing the typical a/s/l and talking to people who were supposedly our age, sometimes they asked for internet bf or gf. But this one time, I don’t know if it was them 100% but they told us they were a cop trying to talk to older men and that we need to be careful. I’m wondering if it was them just trying to look out for us or if it was someone goofing off. But boy did that make us realize there’s some bad sorts out there

[@fakebobbyhill296]

Oh, sorry dude. I didn’t realize you didn’t like being in trouble. I understand. We’ll wait for someone who enjoys this.

[@thedeejaeebee5babee]

We thought because of what you were engaged in doing, you must absolutely adore being in trouble. From the incriminating and wholly inappropriate messages and unlawful, obscene pictures you've been sending to a minor, and then showing up with condoms in your pocket and zero alibi, we were certain you couldn't wait to get in as much trouble as possible. Especially considering you have kids this same age! I mean, you can see where the misunderstanding occurred on our part, right? And we had no idea that you knew a lot of people, and talked to a lot of people, because had we known that beforehand, obviously things would have been much different. Everything you did makes complete sense now. Our bad!

[@CommissarChaotic]

The Judge or whatever that guy's name was:

[@will4673]

Lol

[@lordwillshire1398]

It’s the best dad reaction from both of these dudes “I swear on my kids.” Instantly triggered and rightfully so.

[@Okamisou]

“Im a guy that doesn’t like to get into trouble” - proceeds to do one of the top things that not only get you into trouble with the law but makes you an absolute disgrace to society

[@roguereviews8141]

The cognitive dissonance he must be going through. Let's be honest, probably not.

[@csh43166]

My thought exactly!!

[@lucyfer6g6]

​​​@@roguereviews8141this haha I don't think he'd know a deep thought if it bit him in the bald skull 😅 Ain't no "cog" in that brain lol

[@theoverunderthinker]

or gets you in trouble and keeps you on a registry of trouble thereafter!

[@solarisjade2292]

Not only that but you’ll be in trouble with the law, the public, any inmates he winds up around that find out what he did. Like, hes doing something that gets him in trouble with EVERYONE except other pedos

[@abbywinger9909]

It always amazes me that the guys they catch actually think what they're doing is okay

[@MIlesZ400]

they know deep down what they do is evil

[@ghartuckt663]

Its wild that they act like they did a minor offense, they act like they got caught shoplifting a candy, truly disgusting.

[@ghartuckt663]

Its wild that they act like they did a minor offense, they act like they got caught shoplifting a candy, truly disgusting.

[@airjazz7858]

@@ghartuckt663Yep, it’s not a minor offense, it’s an offense against minors

[@ellemarr7234]

@@MIlesZ400 the thing is, they don’t. If they had some sort of conscience against being evil, they wouldn’t be showing up here

[@monsterduck2756]

When Ken and Buff make TCAP videos, it's gonna be a good day

[@monsterduck2756]

@@charliemalick8985 yea, I would rather be late to work than miss the opportunity to watch 2 guys laughing for 15 mins too

[@gio3061]

It's gonna be a good day .. except for the predator

[@bryanromero3532]

Yup 😂 ima at the gym and saw this and was like “ yaaa new tcap”.

[@Catbuttz]

Same! I'm stuck inside due to wildfire smoke and seeing this get posted cheered me right up!

[@tristanjackson5343]

everyone likes watching the sickos get got!

[@kluvsj2]

Can we appreciate Ken? He gives us enthusiastic entertaining content with Dane, he's looking happy and he has been going for years and years. I just don't think we give Ken enough credit. Thanks for another excellent TCAP vid!

[@VintageJuniper]

simple and entertaining content with funny and wholesome dudes

[@daBEAGLE1017]

Dane needs more credit for having the best laugh on KZbin.

[@os5803]

@@daBEAGLE1017the ultimate wingman

[@kseniyalevinstein2007]

Ken and Dane, the absolute best!

[@TurtleTasterGKA]

This guy is the type of man to say "My girlfriend made me drive out more than 33 miles just so she could dump me on live tv. Then her new boyfriend Chris Hansen humiliated me."

[@tankgirl_3846]

I know the type😂😂

[@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111]

How can I also become a turtle taster?

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​​@@dirtyfiendswithneedles3111find turts

[@JusticeCouldNotExist]

gold

[@chocolatechip1089]

They're never sorry they were going to do it, they're only sorry that they got caught.

[@zencat5733]

“I love my children” Ken: “do you?” “I don’t get to see them” Ken: “Oh.” Died laughing

[@Whatdoesthisboxdo]

Loves his kids enough to stay away from them because he knows he's a massive sack of crap. I wish my dad had done the same 😂

[@fifedogg511]

​@@Whatdoesthisboxdoi bet the ex has full custody and he lost his rights to see them from previous criminal actions, just my guess though

[@HenrikBSWE]

@@fifedogg511So you think his dislike of trouble comes from experience?

[@fifedogg511]

@@HenrikBSWE maybe

[@jaatura]

The scariest part of all of this is before Chris walks in and confronts them they walk like theyre the man like they're the luckiest guy ever sick mfs

[@auroratic9983]

He took off that hat and transformed into a whole ass bowling ball lol

[@Guus115]

No need to bodyshame

[@cholericimp1358]

​​@@Guus115Shutup crybaby

[@Brianna_Q]

​@@Guus115Normally, I'd agree. But these guys are the exception.

[@Guus115]

@@Brianna_Q true. But there are a lot of good people that have the same problem that watch this and they probably feel attacked too

[@masonasher9689]

​​@@Guus115well it aint about them its about humiliating the preds how about that 💀 foh wit yo clown ass tryna defend a predator 😭💀

[@RedLunarArts]

Every Hanson episode you guys do, Dane gets angrier and angrier. Shows how having kids can make you grow up real quick.

[@paytonlarson3709]

Dane has kids?

[@RedLunarArts]

Yeah. A son and a step daughter

[@nicolereadstarot]

​@@paytonlarson3709yea I think his son is almost a yr old soon

[@paytonlarson3709]

@@nicolereadstarot oh, cute

[@romantic_hippie]

Having kids doesn't make you grow up, having morals makes you grow up. I don't have kids and this shit still boils my blood

[@BoredPotato0]

"I'm here looking for work" has to be the most common cover up on this show.

[@biguglyskunk1248]

Wouldn't it be weird if the cowboy was looking for Jon Pettersen...😂😂😂

[@ingridfong-daley5899]

Maybe they're all aspiring porn actors?

[@solarisjade2292]

Looking for work, hanging out, oddly enough watching football specifically is another one are common excuses. Part of me is curious what it is that causes them to have such similar excuses lol

[@kastellan1324]

@@solarisjade2292 the football one was real, steelers were playin the ravens that night

[@AndyDuphresne]

The tragedy of Emily is that she was involved so early that they never had her interact with a predator directly even though, visually, she’s the most convincing decoy.

[@B33st1ng]

​@@InedibleOlivebecause she may have not been prepared for something directly- it's a scary situation to be in when you know what type of person you're facing.

[@AndyDuphresne]

@@InedibleOlive because she would’ve made great content. A lot of the preds start questioning stuff the second they walk in the door. Then when you have decoys that aren’t super convincing, the preds start to shut down and put walls up. Seeing a girl like her, who is actually convincing as a 12-14 yr old, would likely make them let their guard down and we’d end up with some top tier content. Similar to Chris not being at the house when Twink Toilet showed up. His interview would’ve been amazing but Chris was busy making a district attorney kill himself.

[@AndyDuphresne]

@@InedibleOlive of course but I’m talking about the interaction before Chris shows up. Like how Casey and Nervous Nelly got some preds to talk and say/do weird shit.

[@B33st1ng]

@@InedibleOlive knowing someone is wanting to do what they want to do to children, even with police there they could be brandishing weapons or have alternative plans as some of them have tried to coax the decoy outside and into their cars.

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

I think that they used pictures of adults who looked young to create the profiles. As opposed to, yenno, and actual living child?

[@skeletini9836]

i love nothing more than watching these disgusting freaks squirm. and chris never lets them get away with anything it’s so healing ❤

[@raspberryjam348]

“Dane, where’d you go!?” “….. I’m in the closet.” *wheeze laughs*

[@semajjames5068]

Dane is the best

[@jamesjohnsonjr469]

Loved that I was scrolling by exactly as it happened on the video

[@djiyce2503]

He was so fast with it too 😭😂😂

[@VerchielxKanda]

So glad you guys finally got to this guy! Claims he's looking for work, then claims a virus was on his computer- "What, so it just magically typed itself like a player piano?" is my favorite Chris quote. XD

[@Tysandifer]

Lol "I'm in the closet" was probably the funniest thing in the whole video, Buffs laugh when he says it is just golden. Who dosnt love a "stuck In a closet in a horror game" trope

[@Shelbkip]

Is it sad to say that I love your reactions to the tcap stuff? Just making fun of stupid people doing stupid things makes my day.

[@skeletini9836]

you know that german word for liking when people get hurt? i don’t ever feel that except when watching these videos 😂😂 edit: it’s called schadenfreude i guess lol

[@svenbengtsson9753]

Yeah its "skadeglädje" in swedish! It is a veery common saying here when you laugh at someone messing up or get joy out when someone fail at something to say "skadeglädje is the one true joy" and it is horrible but pretty true haha!

[@druelia9485]

Why would that be sad?

[@zaikura-chan6949]

Damn. I grew up in Ft Myers and Cape Coral. I currently work in FM. 😢 I can totally beliece the number of creeps they found. Its still a bit of a problem around here. I have a vivid memory of my dad adding extra locks to my sister and i's windows saying "THE ONLY TIME you unlock this is if there is a fire. Otherwise NEVER remove this lock." He was dead serious. Kinda crazy looking back on it and seeing this episode took place in 2006 when my sister and I were 5 and 7. Which mightve been around when i had that memory. Kinda crazy! Im gonna have to ask him now why he decided at THAT specific time to add locks to our windows and see if there was a correlation.

[@ziannaarlyne4503]

“Put the hat back on, Jesus” 😂😂😂

[@MusiciansRule07]

If this guy really didn't like getting in trouble, he wouldn't have done what he done TWICE. He is a disgrace to all things Cowboy. TASE EM!

[@alexbakewell]

I’m an OG follower and over the last couple days I’ve rewatched every TCAP video you guys have covered and they’re my comfort videos. Nothing brings me more peace than you guys making fun of these weirdos and Danes enthusiasm over them getting tased 😂 10/10 love you guys

[@skyejohnson5144]

So long as Dane always says "TAZ 'EM!!", you can rewatch every HTCAP video

[@contortionyx]

I love the TCAP episodes where Ken and Dane can just pinpoint the pedo's personality right off the bat. their jokes are probably the best in these 🤣😂

[@ZealKingdom]

Predator: "I don't like to be in trouble." Hansen: "This kind of trouble is cute. Built good. This kind of trouble doesn't come along often. You'd want it again and again. It's the cleanest, best trouble."

[@zarasbazaar]

The first sting that Dateline did wasn't in conjunction with law enforcement. Those guys did just walk away. Dateline received a lot of criticism for allowing the predators that showed up to leave, which is why later shows involved the vigilante groups and police.

[@alexstefanks8252]

I just realized… are there any episodes with female predators? It’d be interesting to see how Ken & Buff would react!

[@80619Chris]

I feel like the reason they don't have any is because the female counterparts tend to emotionally exploit a lot more and basically be craftier than the men. But that's just me. Kinda like the female teachers who got caught with male students, only not getting caught because they were more careful. 🤢

[@izzyyt1]

Female predators usually prey on kids they know - their students, kids, etc. and they’re not usually going out to find random kids on the internet.

[@rizizum]

@JeanMary8877 Men tend to let their dicks think for them when they get horny

[@Danny-kk4nj]

There weren't any, if I were to guess I'd say its because female predators don't need to go online to find victims like these men do, they have much easier access through either work or their friend/family's kids, and people are going to be less suspicious of them than male predators.

[@rizizum]

@@InedibleOliveThat's exactly what I mean, they stop using their main head

[@eefahthefennecfox]

Isn’t it kinda weird that most of these people already look like they’d commit predatory crimes? I think we kinda need to consider shamelessly judging a book by its cover where it counts. If it comes to my protection or a child’s protection, you bet I’m hella judging that cover. 😂

[@druelia9485]

The only problem with that is, not all predators look like creeps. A lot are just normal looking people. If you only judge the book by its cover so to speak, you could potentially be leaving your child vulnerable to an unknown attacker.

[@eefahthefennecfox]

@@druelia9485 I know, there isn’t really anything to do about that besides just don’t leave your child where you can’t see them. But otherwise it’s best to make judgement of people for your own safety. Even judgement doesn’t actually determine who is and isn’t safe to be around but it sure does make a difference with safety compared to being naive and thinking everyone is a normal person. My step cousin and even someone in my moms half of blood relatives are both pedophiles. One I could kinda tell was already off, and the other (step cousin) I had no clue until he tried to be very predatory with me. Luckily there wasn’t an instance where he was able to do anything. Better to be wary of most people than none at all Ykno?

[@anettewheeler6600]

See the problem is that not only do they look like predators, they are low IQ enough to meet up with the sting decoy. Most of the time the decoy sounds blatantly fake. The smarter predators just don’t fall for it as much or they abuse children in their close proximity, probably ones they can intimidate into silence like a student, or a niece. The smarter ones probably know that pretty/handsome priviledge is real and how if you look good people will assume good things about you(think this phenomena is called the halo effect).

[@memeznfishing9916]

Seriously though. Of course there’s predators out there that look like any average person you’d come across on the street. But 8 times out of 10, the face does fit the crime. An actual disgusting face for a disgusting crime

[@psychoocandyy]

The TCAP series is what I watch when I’m sad and it makes me happy to see these sickos suffer the consequences of their actions

[@khadelsnerdo]

Dude out here using the old "It was my friend/cousin that was typing" excuse

[@TooTrueHeart]

3:46 I absolutely love when Chris mockingly repeats the stupid things they say back to them word for word 🤣

[@YerboiKeeevin]

Every time Kevin is brought up I feel personally attacked as a Kevin lmao

[@soulassassin0g]

These TCAP videos don't come around too often, I'd want them again and again. It's one the cleanest, best pleasures. They're cute tho, built good.

[@Daddyoh94]

Thank you Ken and Buff for the TCAP Recaps! COUCH GANG 🛋

[@debbiebasquit0728]

This guy is horrible, but y’all have me cracking up 😂😂❤❤

[@meagankerns3466]

I love how the southern in them intensified when they saw him

[@SugmaNatsu]

"hair: unknown/bald" got me cracking lmao

[@NaudVanDalen]

That decoy is way better than that clearly adult man playing a 13 year old.

[@bernietorres197]

Recovering from surgery and you guys are making me laugh. Not sure if that's a good thing but I'll take it! Thank you

[@stephaniemiller2615]

Hope you recover quickly! ❤

[@vannamaae]

safe and speedy recovery ❤❤

[@raedavis1697]

Love seeing Ken and Buff's TCAP videos🎉🎉 You two always brighten my day with laughter, thank you😂❤

[@chaneykane3828]

As much as I love these videos, I’d forfeit them forever if it meant another child never got preyed on

[@kari0ut]

Buff and ken vibing together is always my favorite

[@panjamysy]

Oh gosh...my first thought when he walked in with his open red vest, blue jeans and a hat was "The Luffy Predator" and Luffy doesn't deserve that slander 😅

[@xxlittlexbuggxx4896]

i love the content that Ken and Buff do together. but i am also so happy to see Buff back to himself. he doesnt seem as drained or as down as he was the last few videos. keep up the amazing work guys!!!!

[@kittylizards]

I couldn’t watch this without you guys because the fact he could see nothing wrong with what he was doing AND he can’t even see his original kids no more.. disgusting and sad.

[@selenafanparasiempre]

Love when Dane says "Can we do this without the trouble?", lol😂😅

[@alicewonder3537]

He's in everyone's top 5 worst dressed people to show up on the show lol

[@Catbuttz]

Woot! More TCAP! I'm stuck inside because of wildfire smoke and your vid makes my day a whole lot better!❤

[@Brianna_Q]

Stay safe!

[@BradB93]

“Dane, where’d you go?” “I’m in the closet!” Bout killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LPlFan81]

He should get life for the fashion crime alone.

[@shawnthompson2303]

I'd hire Ricky, Julian and Bubbles to do my driveway before I'd hire this guy

[@killkrys]

Lmfao not chris hitting him with the “what’s up” 🤣💀

[@damienmcgirl3577]

If I had the time and the sledgehammer, there would be a lot less predators in our world.

[@imhollywood101]

This guy checks every stereotypical box imaginable. 😂😂😂

[@JeffTheHokie]

Predator : "Looking for work" Hanson: "The prison laundry is hiring. 11 cents an hour".

[@ScapeGoat77]

I couldn’t believe that there were guys out here who would do this, but this show blew my mind when it came out. The world is a sick place.

[@problematicgoose]

They (the show) should get Shauna Ray for the decoy 😂😂

[@RAVENBROKENWINGS]

The power of Chris Hansen compels you to take a seat.

[@placefantasy1821]

Hat removal was a JUMPSCARE.

[@Rainiure]

"I don't like getting in trouble." Oh okay you're free to go then.

[@UberAwesomeDewd]

Never thought about how nervous Chris must have felt doing these. You're about to meet someone and have the most awkward experience of their life and you don't know what they're going to do

[@mirandaroach5251]

From now on throwing someone under the bus will be known as pulling a “Cousin Kevin” on someone lol 😂

[@zakugirl]

Uncle Ken and Uncle Buff bringing us more TCAP for breakfast, love you guys!

[@jankytv4166]

Why do they always hide the decoys that actually look underage but the ones that look older they let them talk to the predators???

[@pastSpider4979]

I don't think they'd want to put a 19 year old in that position

[@biguglyskunk1248]

Like the buff 13yo who lived with mommy and daddy??😂😂😂

[@juliuscaesar6748]

Predator: "Am I in trouble?!" Chris: "Yes! Yes you are with that big ass four-head and that yee yee ass haircut!"

[@TheSleepSteward]

“I swear on my kids” oof, well. Thank you for giving prosecutors their ace in the hole. Ouch.

[@Montesama314]

"Come on in, I'm in here!" Creep: *enters* "I'm just changing-" Creep: *FULL SPEED AHEAD*

[@claudiah421]

7:57 that was so John Dupee lmaoooo when old creep said "there was no intentions made by it" Chris hit him back with the "that shows CLEAR intent"💀

[@BeckBeckGo]

“How would you feel if your kid….” Predator’s brain: If she got preyed on, she deserved it. Predator’s mouth: uh I would not like that. That would suck fr

[@partlycloudy4664]

“He’s in high demand Chris” Oh my god 🤣 I absolutely lost it when Ken said that

[@yourmaineman580]

Don’t wanna wake up To A Predator, but I love waking up To Catch a Predator.

[@BeckBeckGo]

“My look was kind of hot in 1974. This should work.”

[@dinodotdog2039]

Im so happy, todays my birthday and i get ken & buff with the TCAP series. What an awesome gift, tysm

[@daneresell5783]

Stay toasty my friend

[@lordazrielxiii7731]

I used to always wait to see the day where the "predator" that shows up is actually a guy with a film crew that are reverse dateline that shows up to interview the minor, expose them to their parents, question them about the situation and tell them the dangers of chatting online

[@reyna7372]

I just love this channel so much my life sucks and a lot of days this might be the only chance I have to laugh and feel normal for a few mins

[@puttingmyphoneoncharge]

Bruhhh I've finally put my finger on it, when they make the decoy shout out to the predator, it sounds like a fnaf vocal cue "nothings wrong go back to bed", that's the level of child like fakeness it gives

[@BradB93]

My 10 year old son just got back from his first day of 3rd grade and refused to even talk to anyone, until he got his “Cinnamon fix” 😆😆😆

[@NBaker197]

Lmao I died when Dane said “can we do this without the trouble plz” Dane the best

[@literallyjesus7232]

Was just binging your old tcap videos then suddenly a new one popped up

[@christianherbst674]

Oh, I totally believe him that he was expecting a job there... 😆

[@lavellreed2845]

These tcap videos never gets old 😂

[@Phoenix2.5D]

Chris telling him to run his story back was some black airforce energy right there

[@gio3061]

Now in theaters: Pedo: Unchained The Magnificent Seven year old No Country for Hansen

[@toxicwoozy2548]

whats even more sad is thier daughters probably arent safe either

[@christinaify]

Anyone ever have the urge to hide stuff in Dane's beard? It looks like it'd be a good 'stache stash.

[@karolinasobolak6125]

I was just watching youtube and your video started playing automatically, and it just gave me such peace hearing your voices. Thanks guys for being here

[@Dan-gk5yz]

You two are an awesome duo.

[@chloeflores7006]

Buff us my inner monolog everytime. "No intention?!? BRO YOURE HERE!"

[@feraltaco4783]

So glad to see TCAP content again!

[@MelaniNomi]

This has to be my favorite TCAP video ❤

[@jellzk1348]

I have been rewatching your old tcap videos 100 times over and was going to comment why you didn’t post them anymore. Yaaaay happy surprise!!!

[@feraltaco4783]

I miss these vids.

[@FourEyedRaven88]

There were a lot of funny moments in this video but the zoom in on the cookies sent me.

[@LittleSisterReacts]

"I'm in the closet" Made me laugh a lot! 😆

[@ameliaburton3426]

“I swear on my kids’ life” * struggles to remember his kids ages

[@ham.freeze]

WE NEED MORE TCAP VIDS

[@phaedrapage4217]

He didn't want any trouble, he was doing research for the show he and his cousin are making: To Catch a Decoy.

[@drewhigbee815]

You should make a bingo sheet of all the cookie cutter responses

[@isabellawhalley9406]

among all the other awful aspects of this man's actions, it's really upsetting to hear that his daughter is now a drug addict- no doubt a result of her father being a disgusting freak. couldn't imagine being known as the daughter of the "Party Predator" :(