The Crendor Experience | The Geekenders Ep 32

Welcome to Geekenders the show that I guess really is about anything! ‪@crendor‬ Returns to the pod!
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Chapters
00:00 - It's The Weekend!
01:10 - Intros + The Crendor Experience
08:48 - Jesse is a Filthy Cheater! + the Worst Panel Ever!
20:11 -Sam, the McDonald's Viking
38:14 - The Crendor Roast
51:11 - Remember Planking?
1:17:40 - Record Players
1:35:55 - He LOVES Lasagna
1:47:12 - Settle down, Jesse.
2:06:00 - Lookin for Elves in all the Wrong Places + OUTRO

[@MrBonoso]

We can see the cooptional effect in full here. "we can't have another week without a guest, i guess we'll invite Crendor again"

[@JaggoLee]

I'm all for it. When in doubt, Crendor.

[@Pinkdayze]

And this time we don't have TB trying to have everyone stay on topic :')

[@wandererkent]

Loved it every time

[@Feezered]

I see Crendor I click. That simple.

[@tomsecrest2939]

It really does not need to be complicated does it?

[@kinglooper]

Speaking truth!!!

[@ninino86]

Same. Im here.

[@Burred11]

That's the Crendor experience

[@crazydan05]

100%

[@Arikki1]

Remember when Crendor voted himself into brig? Chat remembers.

[@aboredguy52]

If you all feel old, don't worry. I just listened to you talk about different types of dryers and mattresses for a half hour and I was very entertained. Hell, I took notes so I could check out a rotary dryer for my back yard later.

[@amythistxue1]

I spent Jesse's entire really about the bed waiting for him to say what kind it was because that bed sounds life changing

[@patu8010]

22:27 Timestamp where she first takes a sip of the bad coffee

[@MakoObsidian]

I'll be shocked if it is not turned into a short.

[@ICBPenguin]

Amazing, ty

[@McDumDum]

Potential emote

[@FoxerBoxerNaaniwa]

I think what kills me is how drastic their reaction is and Jesse and crendor just keep talking 😂

[@Braddowski]

Crendor: "Taboo sounds like a Kirby villain" Me, remembering Smash Bros' villain 'Tabu': So close...

[@rptyr]

I like how this entire episode is just a big ole "back in my day"

[@RukiKunOfficial]

The unoffical 3rd host returns! 2 hours of Crendor experience lets go!

[@jordanwilde9226]

Jesse is Galadriel, Dodger is Samwise Gamgee, but Crendor is 100% Tom Bombadil.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

2 hours of Crendor? yes please!

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

These three are the holy trinity of KZbin ramblers. I love them so much.

[@alexladon9757]

1:32:20 is when they do the tornado warning and "Marv? What is he saying?" section, and I love it more than life itself

[@haikaido]

I still think Crendorius should be a regular member.

[@hypolyxa7207]

Josh Strife! :P

[@Nick051987]

Geekenders with Jesse and Dodger is very good. Geekenders with them and Crendor is great. Make Crendor a permanent member and I watch every week 100%. Otherwise I watch 99%. (which is to say I'll probably watch regardless, but Crendor would be a great addition)

[@stuartbh8165]

100%. These three with different guests. There would be something so poetic about TB being succeeded by Crendor

[@SamS-cb5ep]

I could not agree more. Absolutely love the chemistry. It’s not just chic and crendor - dodger adds a lot and changes it fundamentally

[@Calios]

This is my first time watching the podcast, and honestly it is so relaxing hearing Jesse, Dodger and Crendor going about the fun days of the early 2010s (when I originally started watching their content along with a certain someone). Hearing this while playing Final Fantasy XIV is a nice nostalgic experience.

[@kellith323]

My oldest (14) loves Homestar Runner, especially Teen Girl Squad

[@MegaVidFan1]

Dodger's coffee disaster reminds me of when the Game Grumps were failing at a game and Dan shouted out, "We do a video game show... FOR A LIVING!" He was so bewildered at that moment that people went out of their way for them to fail so epicly.

[@Badusername2000]

i listen to full albums for the same reason jesse, even CDs and Cassettes, it encourages listening to the whole thing instead of skipping through

[@Weap0]

Jesse is right. Homestar Runner is timeless. I watched that stuff in my late 20's and as a 50 year old man, I still think it's hilarious.

[@jason_22282]

Cren-experience: still-life drawing of a plate that has Swedish meatball from IKEA on it.

[@BobboNaught-YT]

I just paused to watch the TradeChat interview with Crendor and it was pretty great, it aged well. I LOL’d

[@DrAustinSauce]

"That's not what men want" made me snort really hard. 😂 Something about his voice just makes it infinitely more savage, while also making it insanely innocent.

[@QuixoticOdyssey]

the three musketeers unite again

[@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma]

Sadly, the fourth one, Atos, is no more. I so much would want the 4 Beatles/Musketeers to be back.

[@QuixoticOdyssey]

@@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma you mean TB?

[@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma]

@@QuixoticOdyssey Of course. Atos was the first one to die in the book. Hence the analogy. But also, let me think. So, Jesse is the big, lovable goofball that sometimes gets very mad - I'd say, 100% Portos. Dodger is most likely D'Artagnan. Full of energy, nimble and direct. John Bain, a.k.a., TotalBiscuit, well, he would be Aramis, after all. Aramis was the well mannered and very smart. Crendor would then be Atos. The age doesn't fit, but Atos was the most neurotic one. My recollection of the 'Les Trois Mousquetaires' is a bit rusty now, but in my youth, I've read that book at least 10 times.

[@raidellopez8467]

Crendor and microwaved coffee is all a person needs.

[@shadow12k]

One thing. I know this is still entertainment but thanks for being the one modern podcast (along with cox n crendor) still having the podcast format Edit: its hilarious that crendor basically grew up to daybreak music. As s community fan i knew exactly what he was talking about when he spoke about his mom’s weather music😂

[@KrakatonMain]

Crendor out the gate saying "Taboo sounds like a Kirby villain" when the main antagonist from the Subspace Emissary in Smash Brawl is named that. You know, Smash Bros. The series directed by Masahiro Sakurai. The creator/director of the Kirby series. So like he's not exactly *wrong*, persay

[@MikeL-cb4wc]

A new Geekenders episode. On my birthday. With Crendog as guest. I need nothing else.

[@Purkinje90]

Happy birthday!

[@Patricia-mm2mr]

Happy birthday!! 🥳

[@kory_misun]

I hope you're having the best birthday.

[@Chatedh]

Happy crenbirthday!!

[@tymmezinni]

Totally agree... pandering for congrats from random internet strangers is way better than being out with actual friends

[@BiblioRook]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me"

[@PsyCrowX]

All shall love me and despair!

[@jbergize]

IT'S THE WEEKEND! 2 hours of Crendor action? Yes please!

[@HumanPerson_final]

This is my favorite Crendor show. Idk about these other two guest hosts.

[@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma]

I beg of you Jesse, or whoever creates the thumbnails, please don't use that creepy, distorted AI Crendor face again. It freaks me out so much that I want to cry. Thank you.

[@DrAustinSauce]

He's right behind you

[@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma]

@@DrAustinSauce Jeezus! 😱 Now I have goosebumps on my forearms. Thank you for that.

[@DrAustinSauce]

@@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma You're welcome. Though to be clear, he isn't dangerous; just kinda spooky.

[@Jagerbomber]

"I sleep in a racing car, do you?"

[@chaosdestructionlove]

Hearing Crendor reminisce about 2015 coxcon is so surreal to me lol,I think that was the one year I managed to attend.

[@Keanine]

I couldn't afford to go for so long, and now that I can, they don't do it anymore lol

[@kiyozuki1283]

Thank you for mentioning the Coxncrendor podcast at the beginning of this podcast! We've had such a busy summer that somehow, despite watching every episode since the second CnC episode dropped, we just realized we have over 2 months and 12+ hours of unwatched episodes. Going to have a house cleaning marathon listening to them all next week.

[@digitalbooklett9357]

59:40 "To be fair, that is what Alex sounds like" Crying because as a Cali girl myself i was thinking "wow Jesse nice Alex impression" 😭

[@Vicioussama]

Calvin and Hobbes is the best sunday morning paper comic

[@__Albin__]

The conversation looping back to Homestar Runner was glorious. The realization that they, earlier in the episode, had been doing what they were poking fun at their parents for.

[@Fishdogfish]

Jessie coming full circle with "somebody should bring Crendor a cake". His mom would be proud :)

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

Dryers with external vents are the most popular choice in the USA. Compared to ventless dryers - which are the standard in most nations - a vented dryer can handle bigger loads, dries more quickly, is cheaper to purchase and causes less humidity which could lead to mold. On the other hand, ventless dryers only require access to electricity and can thus be placed everywhere in the house, take up much less space, are a lot more energy efficient, less damaging on the fabric and actually cost less if you factor in the costs of installing the vent. Unlike vented dryers, there's also no real risk of your house burning down due to a random spark igniting the lint that's stuck in the vent - which can also occur from the dryer heat itself in case of a blockage due to excess lint in the vent. The last alternative is open-air-drying without use of a machine. Not great in colder climates, though.

[@PhiltheMoko]

Also houses in the UK are far smaller than in the US so having a washer/dryer saves a heap of space. Going to the UK from New Zealand, I found it bizarre that most of the flats I lived in in London had the washer in the kitchen.

[@charlesengebretsen545]

This is peak sibling vibes.

[@doobdab8316]

Thank you guys for these podcasts! All of them are points of the week I always look forward to

[@ronik809]

them talking about their old person tier excited-ness reminds me of that scene in Close enough where Bridget calls everyone old and they just get flash backs to moments of their day that considered old people moments

[@mcdoyle45]

I could listen to these three magnificent people for hours and hours and hours.

[@Gronmin]

If you want to build up the skill of talking to yourself, there are 2 things you can do. 1 is try to actively lead a team in a competitive activity, meaning you constantly direct people or call out plays on a second by second basis. The other is just to start saying out loud all thoughts that come to your head at all times. If you do number 2 for about 2 weeks you'll be fine lol

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

2 weeks? aw man, i can only number 2 for maybe an hour or else im gonna get a hemorrhoid.

[@DrAustinSauce]

My personal method is having ADHD and a cat. 😅

[@Gakulon]

@@DrAustinSauce I feel that a lot, haha! When the ol' ADHD thought machine starts churning and turning constantly, I'm practically narrating whatever I'm thinking about in my head already.

[@RND_ADV_X]

Yoooo .. that weather channel music has an actual legitimate underground scene that is sort of an off shoot of the liminal space / synthwave / cassette futurism scene. For newspaper comics, I liked The Far Side, Rose Is Rose, early Foxtrot and Get Fuzzy.

[@TheJacobG]

The legend returns.

[@flexcat]

I'm 36, the tv guide and the tv schedule in the newspaper was my life.

[@Lucky7th7450]

Someone should bring a cake. Sounds exactly like what he was complaining his mother doing with "Someone should take out the trash"

[@alexladon9757]

Yaya two hours with crendor! Perfect and amazing and beloved

[@markstech3812]

I was a huge fan of the Co-optional podcast during its time. Very happy to have found this.

[@Abruptkos]

The bees knees dance is the official "I'm dancing at the RP club" dance on 14

[@gearhead417]

Dodger was the only vlogger i have ever watched consistently. I was locked for Coffee Time

[@kory_misun]

I'm so glad this comes out before I go to work. I need my dose of the theme song, at the very least! I couldn't be happier that Calvin and Hobbes was brought up, thank you, Jesse.

[@andromidius]

If they all play BG3 as Goblins I'm all in. Jesse - Barbarian is pretty simple. You do have more then three abilities - but mostly its just hitting things while raging. Crendor should play a Wild Magic Sorcerer. He'd love the RNG.

[@itsthevoiceman]

2 hours‽ Fuck yeah!

[@Ultrafreeman123]

Can we get Alex on the show?

[@WounderfulChaos]

When you three get together it totally reminds me of the co-optional podcast days good times good times

[@ameliafeyparsons4816]

Jesse really went "Hello fellow teens" 🤣

[@NavidSensei]

god. I laughed for so much of this episode. every time Crendor is on it's an extra banger episode.

[@Vardagaladhiel]

This show brings me so much joy - I was so excited for Dodger when she said she had just gotten a rotary drying rack because they’re great and yes I am also officially old

[@humpahumpason7734]

tradechat interview is fire

[@KikiMofo]

As someone that is listening to Cox and Crendor podcast from the start every day while I do my workout I gotta agree that yes you two do like to talk about the same things a lot. Its funny as hell.

[@Patricia-mm2mr]

Excellent episode!! Laughed the whole way through

[@wakkosan]

This is one amazing trio. You KNOW this will be good. AMAZING start to the pod. Skagzag reborn in Baldur's Gate 3?

[@misskaydie]

This was basically the childhood episode 😅 the tangent that kept on giving

[@lastimosaz]

The one time I didn't see it live and it has Crendor! The Taboo of the band!

[@Vaedran]

"dont need no stinking badges" must he a 70+yr old parent thing. My dad still makes that reference lol

[@cONfUSiOUz]

Holy crap.. people don't know vinyl? Ok, now i feel old. Keep buying those records, Jesse! Fun episode :)

[@sparkxl]

In this episodes, Jesse finds out he is both his own father and Galadriel.

[@Karmic_Guide]

!!! The trailer's back? Huzzah!

[@DramioneFan23]

This is my new favorite episode... just baboonery and giggles im just that simple to please

[@ChrisbyFlanker]

I adore the chemistry between you 3 It's so fun and silly

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Always a good time with these three

[@Gakulon]

I'm only 23, but I totally fuck with a Homestar Runner and especially all of Filmcow's stuff like Charlie the Unicorn. I remember being shown that stuff by some older siblings when I was like, 8 or 9 and loving it, and now I still do

[@sinswhisper9588]

over 2 hours long?? im here for it!!

[@RogueLeafer]

Here the Geekenders, have a trophy!

[@sabretoothau]

"Hey I'm the it girl, drinking coffee, talking games and stuff". That worked on me, man. I still have my Sherlock Cat t-shirt right here.

[@SystemsInPlayPod]

corn is no place for a mighty warrior

[@emeraldpancakes8249]

This "it's the kids who are wrong" rant is utterly cathartic. actually that 1:57:00 too. Holy shit this is so relatable. Thank you Jesse.

[@osirisianplays8089]

so much great energy, love it 😄❤

[@veskupa]

The moment Jesse mentioned Salad Fingers, I remembered that there just was released a 20th anniversary video. 20 years of Salad fingers!

[@PandaBearWithMic]

1:24:47 - in Slovenian Kishka means Intestine, but it is also a name of a blood sausage made with pig's blood and buckwheat or barley, with pig intestines used as a casing. Pretty popular Pub food in old times. The sausages are popular in areas of the Midwestern United States, where many Poles emigrated.

[@MrThomsi]

tbh, a cheesy toast is basically just a panini

[@PhiltheMoko]

Ah man, sitting at home folding laundry and shouting Trogdor!!!! Just before I pick the kids up from preschool. Good times.

[@NavidSensei]

I actually go back to watch those coxcon 2015 panels every few years. and other than the cop-optional lounge, the sam song is an all time favorite moment of mine.

[@percivaldotburgers]

Watching you guys makes me feel young again. It's like 2014 again :)

[@Pocketism92]

Found out about this podcast like 2 weeks ago and am now finally caught up :)

[@zennihilation]

I need the walking tour for Crendor's Chicago Experience

[@ShadowNerd92]

2 Hrs? The limit has been broken! and with Crendor makes sense

[@vaidenkelsier7757]

It doesn't feel like the weekend until the ep drops.

[@Dryminator]

When Jesse brought up planking, I was reminded of Harlem Shake dance thing.

[@ArcticHaven]

Loved this Episode, love the yapping!

[@davidvagnell6317]

Reading "the phantom" in the newspaper was always some dude in a bar in the middle of the jungle, the phantom bursting in and hitting him in the face shouting something about justice and then leaving again

[@djanne1510]

I feel like every time Crendor comes to Geekenders we get 120 mins of just pitches of things I want to see

[@dolando5837]

God I hope crendor talks about sports in this one.

[@jonnbaca5084]

If you squint your eyes, Dodger' light fixture looks like Nathan Fillion.

[@MythrilShotgun]

Whatever that Cox & Crendor event thingy just sounds like a date.

[@FrankenSteinsGate]

So talking about the Weather Channel music, their songs for Storm Alerts are legitimately incredible. Straight up JRPG final boss music

[@Netherheart-2023]

I haven't seen anything with Crendor in like six years, and still when the "Crendor Experience" subject was broached, I knew IKEA was going to come up.

[@NickCombs]

Hackers are surely very excited at the news that people are buying "smart" mattresses

[@Drahko12]

I feel this episode was therapeutic 😂 I’m right at your age range at 35 now. Enjoy you 3 talking now about the good old days and what the new gens are into 😂

[@syranon]

i just finished Ep. 31 where jesse said "yea we will have a show if crendor is there" =D