The Crime of the Century Involves Stolen Cheese (feat. Vanessa Bayer) - Lights Out with David Spade

[@seniadkrupic5099]

If it's a crime to steal cheese... CALL ME A CRIMINAL😅😅 ohh vanessa

[@scottlarock7924]

What a great run of chuckles . . .

[@kznck]

Vanessa Bayer is such a sweetheart and fresh breath of air. Shows you don't have to be a jerk to do comedy!

[@zztopz7090]

Yeah, everyone else is such a jerk.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I think it's impossible not to love Vanessa Bayer 😊

[@dyers1210]

I think Vanessa is so freakin cute.

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Dyers also incredibly unfunny

[@bluskamqko]

and not that cute at all..

[@codyquinn8646]

I have always wanted to Do her

[@BFSilenceDogood]

Yes she is

[@kikisupak5810]

I love David spade..he's hilarious

[@Relytia]

Dusty Slay is one of my favorite newer comedians. Love that you had him on the show!

[@dougpeters1625]

Cream cheese was made of these, who am I to diss a brie

[@scottstewart5784]

Vanessa delivered the best jokes.

[@scottstewart5784]

@Ayman Mnassri hers were smart and clever and made you think.

[@zztopz7090]

@@scottstewart5784 It makes you laugh, it makes you think, it makes you think you're laughing.

[@11UncleBooker22]

Vanessa cuts the cheese at 1:12 seconds.

[@michaelcameron1492]

I wish Vanessa would just marry me already..

[@mollyhannah2003]

"Not a lot of people realize The Wiggles electronic album is really good..."

[@snicker12]

I like it a lot

[@bostonphotographer20]

But I feel that the Wiggles are up to no gouda.

[@mollyhannah2003]

@Raoul Fleckman I caught that, too! Lol

[@mollyhannah2003]

@@bostonphotographer20 Somehow I could see them making that joke on their show...

[@danthemankhan]

Vanessa Bayer, not knowing how right her throwaway joke really was.

[@HoneyMike]

When the cops busted the cheese thieves, did they say "That's nacho cheese"?

[@warlockthankless5323]

Nacho daddy??? Is that you??

[@joeyjonesSoCal]

Vanessa Bayer, the first pleasant female guest. Make her a permanent fixture.

[@roems6396]

Link the names of your guests in the descriptions! Come on Spade, hook up your peoples!

[@robertwalker9679]

Love this show!

[@aliali-ce3yf]

door to door cheese salesmen - how can that NOT go wrong???

[@thomaspayne6866]

If the cheese came from a dick or vagina

[@johnandersen6752]

Am I the only one who thinks Vanessa Bayer is pulling off a young Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia look?

[@bossfan49]

I think you are the only one.

[@williamshaw9047]

I know the 7-Eleven he's talking about...it's on Yucca and Franklin, just above Hollywood Blvd. I used to go there sometimes in the mid-2000s; I once saw Ethan Embry there. Mostly I just stuck with the Pla-Boy a block away.

[@stevefiorino9479]

Hahaha spade with a double call back

[@richardmiller2049]

It's not doomsday ,but its not NOT doomsday. - that was pretty cool. That was pretty cool!

[@davidpearce462]

Dusty Slay is absolutely my favorite comedian.

[@UnwaveringBackBone]

Same.

[@strika1140]

This group was great

[@filmsensei]

Strika1184 Best yet, I think😂

[@oldcremona]

“Started watching animal videos and lost track of time”. Story of my life

[@sid.d]

💖 Guy Barnum! He's not a crime scene investigator but he is a lawyer

[@nemoperception7928]

Whats up with the watch band " shoe horn!! Whooaaahh uup!! .... 🤣 just got normal

[@badcrispy3933]

Another great show! Your guests always kill. More people need to see how funny Dusty is.

[@radhiadeedou8286]

Baby raves make a lot of sense if you think about it, toddlers are basically high all the time

[@hyperspeed_心猿]

If they had just cut the cheese, then they wouldn't have been wanted. True of them, true of us all.

[@matttaylorcomedian]

Dusty Slay baybeeeee!! We're having a good time!

[@mjm5081]

#Spoiler Some of us aren't allowed within 500yds of a Baby Rave video. #Allegedly

[@balasmj]

No cheese? Talk about religion Have you heard about our Lord Cheeses Crust

[@jsmum196]

Great show! The guy in the hat and beard is funny!

[@KatieKamala]

One of the funniest episodes!

[@bossfan49]

Vanessa looks like she's wearing an Andie Walsh design.

[@vamanosninja4143]

No peanuts. Lol

[@dfwhomes-allenrobison4934]

The Lights Out chairs are made out of some of the stolen cheese. David, what did you do?

[@jackieyoshi6108]

I love you David!

[@AdamJLand]

I got up from my bed to eat cheese one minute in to this video...

[@br41nb0x7]

“We’re having a good time.”

[@TimeTheory2099]

I really enjoyed your show. Thanks, David 👍

[@TheMigraineGuy]

Man, some of these jokes were cheesy.

[@miketheyunggod2534]

Vanessa is so adorable.

[@leightnite3056]

Dusty Slay! Hell yeah

[@gainstage4497]

God damn it, now i want some pedialite

[@ernestodeavila8076]

Those dutch dooms day preppers had the last laugh lol

[@opheliapain455]

I love David! It would be awesome to have Conan on here. Keep up the good work! Love ya!

[@edub77]

There were some very gouda jokes here

[@istdochallesegal3427]

I Cantal if you are making cheese puns

[@BuzzinVideography]

You Munster.

[@istdochallesegal3427]

I try to come up with a bad pun when push comes to chèvre...

[@BuzzinVideography]

Some jokes are like Swiss. Holes on each end

[@SirVic42]

This segment was so gouda!

[@urworstbestfriend]

Whatever happened to David Spade after his brother walked at the marital home with a mouse mask on just thought the whole thing was off

[@kacedid460]

Alright, we're havin' a good time.

[@oceaniccurrents]

What’s Sarah Silverman doing at the baby rave? 1:51

[@filmsensei]

Omg! This is one of the funniest segments I’ve seen yet! I might have to get cable now so I can watch the full dang episodes. Love David Spade!

[@eduardolpz386]

John Malkovich has gained a lot of weight.

[@vipset87]

ill ask this again, where the fuck is the bobby lee and andrew santino episode?

[@SillyGoose2024]

i think that's what they call in the gay community, a "bear"

[@richardmiller2049]

Totally barfy!

[@paulfields3990]

Na... He is called a fatty fat fuc

[@dankim23]

Can we get @johnmayer on here

[@Rushmore222]

I love that dude's 1973 tortoiseshell eyeglasses. They appeared in about 35% of the student and faculty yearbook photos back then.

[@boppob1343]

This episode was so good lol

[@BGlasnost]

The Chrissy Tiegen comment....

[@herpallday1284]

Fresno wuddup doe

[@RayRay3423]

Yeeee 559

[@sciencenate]

Vanessa is great - and I know idiots that would bring their kids to a rave

[@ummmidunno8308]

Just no nuts! Lol!

[@retrocausality6159]

I bet Vanessa could do a killer Lady Gaga impression.

[@CalebHeins]

I feel like some of these kids are up to no goodah

[@natestakely1478]

baby X ?

[@rickg8015]

Vanessa Bayer just lovingly greets you with her gums..

[@MesGuided]

This is pretty Gouda...

[@gnome_de_guerre]

They doomaday oreppers come out every ten years, to check for their shadow.

[@Michigan_dad]

Wait Dave you got kids?

[@willis7291]

“Too much teeth” Who’s heard it more the gay dude or Vanessa?

[@JonasPolsky]

Problem-ATIC!

[@thomaspayne6866]

And which one heard it from a horse?

[@starxhilmie]

Gary Busey

[@floragriffin4590]

David Spade! Wow! I love you as Griffin from the Hotel Transylvania Movies! I wish you'd be more like your Character from Hotel Transylvania!

[@zackreynolds21]

Are you doing a bit?

[@seanwilks7712]

I legit thought that was billy ray until he talked....

[@st.patty1416]

Why did Vanessa get such a big laugh she’s mediocre at best

[@Dustin-eh5go]

I feel they coulda worked in a "nacho" ( not yo) cheese joke

[@Nemesis_121]

Who the f*ck is the guy on the left? Teen Wolf?

[@DankFroot]

Ill hook that cougar up with a great weekend, no questions asked. If she has questions, give me 24hours jeads up, and ill mKe sure that cougar won't know whats going on. David,you're the shit.

[@alberts1985]

Who is Bela? My gosh I’m the system I’m me one One more I hit them. My vision is blurred. I perfect guess my plans ... Yeah it’s purple tactical perpendicular to the Urkel circle and a saw you and Mary Jane. The middle name is just kidding it’s Alberts

[@Neckrobutcher1997]

Who is the jiggling gay blob?

[@stevedonahue7956]

see? its better when he has comedians as guests.....having diplo and bella thorne on made me almost give up on this show....

[@LouisDuran]

Those teeth!

[@scottmcman7659]

What's with the red utility strap hanging over that chick's shoulder? Doomsday preppers? More like one crazy guy who had 6 kids in a basement for 9 years until they were adults. Also, the one who escaped actually had gone in that bar several times before he decided to ask for help. So, he'd come in, have a few beers, not enough to tell the horrific story of his life underground. Then, one day, after 5 beers and a buzz, he started babbling like a canary...or is it singing like a bush? (a gold star to whoever gets that last reference). Anyway, as more of the story comes to light, don't be surprised if there was some incest happening down there. Old guy: "When it's all over and we go up, we'll have to start humankind all over again." Or, translated into English: "We gonna haveta git busy and have us some babies ya'll. Best we do it a lot so we kin be ready." Kid: Yeah, but Paw, you laid on top of Cindy Lou Lou Bell 23 times and onlyist 19 times on me. How em I gonna be ready ifin I don't git the same as Cindy Lou?" Old guy: "Don't you fret nun Becky Jo Bobby Sue, Pa's a fixin to git you all caught up ta yer sister straight away. But remember, we don't need no babies right now, so do like I showed you and always stand on yer head for 10 minites after Pa does his thang." Seriously, imagine living underground for 9 years and actually growing up down there? Of course, if you don't know anything else, it's normal to you. So, there's nothing really to compare it to. Obviously, the guy needs to be evaluated in a mental facility, unless he just did it because he's a creepy A-Hole, which wouldn't surprise me. What does surprise me, is this story isn't from the US, which is a sad testament in itself.

[@alexc1040]

David spade hmmm check his history

[@deannaw9128]

Dinty Moore, ugh so gross

[@codyficker7851]

I gagged on the actually good food I was eating when he said that.

[@jhunterb123]

Plz god is the answer everyone save your souls before its too late

[@sjelliott6660]

I miss when gay guys were just gay in private, and not trying to make it obvious to strangers.

[@neilcheeseburger]

Hey, can I read your manifesto? I can proofread it before it gets passed around on 8chan.

[@tanyamarr7545]

Laugh tracks? Really?

[@darrylknox5919]

Daves a funny guy, obviously, but this "show" is excruciating. These comedy people that they get are not good at making shit up. Awful!!! Id rather see David by himself...

[@forgivenn1]

the laugh track is too obvious