The Cringiest Man on TikTok

[@markou2376]

To think that there are possibly more people or even cringier people doing this is just terrifying.

[@markou2376]

@@catguy9245 It's like discovering unknown species in space and ocean. But worse.

[@xyla3824]

Wait that's actually possible?

[@annabellacastro1255]

He kinda looks like Freddie Prince JR

[@Ren-bn9tr]

Well at least he didn't waste any foods, unlike other tiktokers

[@cacamas]

BRO, HE'S FROM MY COUNTRY!😭😭😭😭

[@theuhthegotdamuh]

this guy is a sign of humanity devolving

[@black_cat6704]

Yep down hill

[@askvideos1]

TikTok in general is

[@maenad1231]

@@askvideos1 The internet in general is

[@MrBurningToast]

@@maenad1231 humanity general is

[@christophermichaels6569]

It’s been happening. Been saying we’re living out the movie “Idiocracy” for fucking years now. The fact that people invest in crypto and NFT’s tells you how stupid people are. Or if you get the... oh wait. 😂

[@nawfwest3400]

I don’t see how anyone can watch that guy and be like wow this is entertaining

[@sofiaisacreepypastafan]

a five year old me would be like😃🔫

[@coupe1000]

Lmao fr

[@Ananasul8]

Romanians, just Romanians

[@animehaven1687]

Not entertaining more of fascinated, like Is this what we have been reduced to

[@zekybg]

There is People that just watch People like this just to see how stupid People can become for clout

[@meloettathehedgehog6927]

I was literally yelling at this grown man acting like a moron for the simplest solution. And if any five year old did copy any of this shit he does, there’s gonna be a few angry parents cause shampoo dispensers are cut open and plates were smashed.

[@16heatherrr]

Ayo

[@captainjellicoe1701e]

sometimes I think you're too rough on these people and then you find a video like this and I realized you're completely right

[@m-dizzle4827]

I have trained my 6 year old daughter to know that these kinds of tiktok videos makes your brain smaller and smaller and one day to dissappear, just the thought of it scares her and she immediately swipes away 👍

[@LNPV24]

Good

[@DammitDanDan]

You're a genius, you've saved her life!!

[@_dallas_]

You’re a genius, wait wait wait let me record you saying that… omg it worked it worked

[@YDSD]

What kind exactly? Nice cap

[@yourgoingtobrazil7597]

Omg! Life savior if you had never done that she maybe could have been like him.. ANOTHER SPECIES! We can’t let that happen to an innocent soul. Sincerely thank you for saving her life, I respect you for not making her like an alien species like that “person” Salamat po.

[@jennyneon]

Calling him "The Cringiest Man On TikTok" is a stretch... But he's the entire circus.

[@STU5HY]

Cringe and circus ain't the same, a crackhead, sure but circus? You give him too mutch credit

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@STU5HY august the duck face reveal kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@FloridianBarit0ne]

@@Forgiveiolord he already had a face reveal. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Znmkgq2PjaqEn7c no joke this is it.

[@creaturenamedalistair]

At least he's not wasting loads of food for clout but I wouldn't be shocked if he started doing so :(

[@UmbraChad]

The entire kids entertainment industry.

[@staaaar_4]

August's sarcastic "sorry" and "please subscribe" whisper in every video, gives me enough chuckles to pass the cringe he bestowed upon me.

[@zolirunz]

i am dissapointed of what my country (romania) has become ....... just seeing this man makes me wish that i was never born in the same country as him

[@nawwmaan]

Bruh he's from republic of moldova

[@nryTaigar]

Mda...ce sa zic unii zici ca suntem incompetenți

[@nryTaigar]

Doar pentru views 😂😭

[@idkman4748]

@@nawwmaan cause they are not romanians slightly more owned by ussr than the rest of them

[@fabianofilipet7110]

You country is not the only one submerged in this ocean of cerebral filth, believe me (from an Italian cousin).

[@DimonKILL]

The pie joke gives me asdfmovie vibes, how heartwarming. Also this fella really lost his mind, where he could have a VERY simplistic method and not waste more valuable stuff, like plates, silverware or the liquid holders, like cups, mugs or even saucepans. If you will see this guy irl, I recommend you to run away as fast and soon as possible.

[@_vinvin_vince]

My mind would go towards to hit his head with a pan.

[@RadioFlyer1221]

You're so good at picking the dumbest people off the internet with no dignity and the fact that they make money gets me to a level of frustration that makes it almost to hard to watch your stuff even though I think you're great.

[@whitealliance9540]

23 likes? Seriously? You do know that people work in the real world, right? Like people have accounting jobs, bank jobs... And they have the FREEDOM to come on the internet and act as dumb as they want for fun?? And you children actually think people are making tons of money off of things like this? Smh yaull are really poorly trained. Tic toc and youtube are NOT MEANT TO BE REAL JOBS ! Stop pretending as if they are real jobs when most people in foreign countries do this for fun/free. Yaull are pathetic. GET A REAL JOB AND STOP EXPECTING THIS CRAP TO BE SOMEONES ACTUAL JOB. this dudes having fun doing dumb tic tocks and youre actually mad cause you "think" he is getting paid? Smh thats a childs thinking for ya...

[@CadenPlays5000]

@@whitealliance9540 You WILL get paid if you are popular enough, don't be naive. If KZbin and TikTok weren't real jobs then why is there several creators that can make living just off of that alone? This isn't even including how popular OF creators make up to 10s of thousands if not more monthly. However, you are almost right as these platforms are normally done for fun or as a side hustle until a creator blows up.

[@CadenPlays5000]

@@williamtopping You're saying this, but you're on his channel right now. You do realize you're part of the problem right lol

[@whitealliance9540]

@@CadenPlays5000 its because youtube used to be a platform.where the money was a "reward". Similar apps followed similar business model because of the global reach of the internet. I suggest you sit it down hard, sweety. You best study the manipulation of currency flow and the digital revolution of the last 15 years. The dude 1ST AND FOREMOST is using a video format that has been scientifically proven to attract young children... This study & format has been proven useful to the *peedo community. You fools don't study or observe a damn thing. For all you know, this dude could be the tail end of some peedo ring who lures children in via the comment sections ( for instance, the baby voice, the sped up vocals, the nonsensical scenarios within the clips... These have all been observed in peedo videos)... And youre worried about this dude getting a Check? Worry about the correct things in this lifetime, its 2022 im tired of the worlds stupidity already. Yaull observe all the wrong things, its a mental travesty.

[@RadioFlyer1221]

@@whitealliance9540 nobody said that wasn't a problem. KZbin has a problem with some bigger content creators being predators but this video more highlights the stupid trends that imo at least are a societal problem and dumbing down kids and the future where everyone wants to be the next big tic tok or KZbin star and not like a welder or teacher. Maybe you try to not be so closed minded and righteous going off on the wrong people that actually agree with some things you say?

[@aceman2524]

I think this guy’s eyebrows can be seen from space

[@bmajorscale]

He has Brezhnev's eyebrows

[@CRBMA7]

Why is this so underrated ?😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@JTforFuture]

Fr he looks like a rip off rock Lee

[@YutaOkutsu90]

@Astro Chump I am glad to be in your presence sir

[@redperson1219]

@@JTforFuture but the thing is he isn't intense but cringe lol

[@derpy9800]

The fact that he looks like an E-boy version of Penguinz0 makes it more hilarious

[@iheartvile]

charlies alter ego

[@Sar-ahG]

You think?? I don’t see it??🐧 The eyebrows maybe🤔

[@7Bandit7]

Jesus Christ, I can’t unsee that now 😂😂😂

[@MysteryGeek2006]

An evil twin brother separated at birth

[@stephan9632]

He is from romania

[@fredbread2112]

"No, wait, I'm genuine." Lmao.

[@blackwei3299]

I know this guy, he is romanian, and others reacted to him, saying the same thing, from a musician, to a dumb tik toker

[@libitina1526]

And let me tell you: We Romanians are not really proud of him...most of us think he's cringe

[@redsky968]

@@libitina1526 right!

[@blackwei3299]

@@libitina1526 i know

[@soringontariu4799]

@@libitina1526 right on, he'a disgrace to our country, we already don't have a good reputation around the world

[@libitina1526]

@@soringontariu4799 ikr

[@puttingafewshellsinya2691]

i have never wanted to punch someone more, i don’t even want to punch the guy who wastes of tons of food as much as this guy

[@KodieTheAussieBrony94]

Topher Guild would deserve it just as much

[@davidortiz3094]

They all can get slapped for they ignorance

[@tavern2468]

How is it that people that make this kind of content always have such a punchable face like seriously how does that happen just looking at them gets on your nerves

[@delusionofillusion473]

he wouldnt understand that you are punching him and think that you are proposing to him

[@that1guy481]

@@KodieTheAussieBrony94 Trust me, Topper Guild has more intelligence than this man. Don't get me wrong tho, he is an idiot.

[@SCP-1715.]

This video nearly broke me I was 2 seconds from leaving due to how annoying this guy is I'm surprised august is able to bear with this.

[@shikarifox4337]

He did it for us, his poor psyche.

[@kingtesttube4996]

0:13 Actually you didn’t trigger any PTSD but you just brought back memories of one of my favorite webseries

[@DexisyAwNiNg]

Asdfmovie goated

[@goggles1140]

2:16 JUST TURN THE BOWL AROUND

[@VeeKay-rq2sw]

Its not that easy my guy😢

[@idkbutwhydoyoucare]

"I baked you a pie. Oh boy, what flavor. Pie, Pie Pie." I died laughing

[@kalebashdon]

what's even sadder is how he speeds up all the videos because he knows the viewers will have ultra-short attention spans

[@johnbenedictthan755]

Everyday, my respect for Thanos increases

[@georgeclinton4524]

There's a 50% chance Thanos let that guy live, _and_ killed someone else so that that guy could flourish and live his best life.

[@justaguy2023]

@@georgeclinton4524 then i will take the gauntlet and I WILL DO IT MYSELF

[@lilkeeper5128]

@@justaguy2023there is also a chance that multiple famous childhood yters die too

[@screeching_frog]

4:49 The thing that baffles me is in when the guy turns the sock right-side up, where the actual hole is, and then upside down again so he can cut out a new one.

[@yippie15]

1:36 I SWEAR I HAVE SEEN THIS “life hack” ON FIVE MINUTES CRAFT

[@moxie7786]

3:25 be lookin' like flin rider from rupunzle

[@insufferableanarchist]

this man angers me. at first he was just cringey. then he cut socks. and cutting perfectly good, un-destroyed socks with no holes in them is a crime against the known and unknown universe.

[@DarthVaderReturns1]

my friend beileves augusttheduck is nothing but a online bully and im like hes not a bully and he labels august a cyberbully and he beileves that the cyberbully movie was based on a true story he also calls other people on youtube like cyrus and bumpkin cyberbullys as well

[@xyla3824]

@@DarthVaderReturns1 nah he's just saying what we're all thinking lol

[@DarthVaderReturns1]

@@xyla3824 no im being serious my forme best friend actually beileves augusttheduckk cyrus and bumpkin are actual cyberbully my former best friend favorite actually is cyberbully he beileveaugust cyrus and bumpkin are true blue cyberbullys

[@DarthVaderReturns1]

@@xyla3824 my former best friend even holds a grudge against leafyishere and tons of other people on this platform he even hates intenetajay as well

[@xyla3824]

@@DarthVaderReturns1 idk about them but I know for sure that augusttheduck is being sarcastic most of the time

[@panic_to_not_try5884]

0:19 DAD IM HUNGRY HI HUNGRY IM DAD Why did you name me this way, why, why why.

[@conthegamer]

HI IM A MUFFIN AMD ITS MUFFIN TIME

[@IrieTheGreat]

⁠@@conthegamerWHO WANTS A MUFFIN? PLEASE I JUST WANNA DIE! HAVE YOU HAD A MUFFIN TODAY? BECAUSE I WANNA DIE DIE DIEEEEE!

[@ScottyIsHim]

I am currently suffering from severe chest pains, and ladies and gentlemen I'd like to declare that the cringe may have just made things sooo much worse... im in danger... 💀

[@Reservemercedesdriver]

Imma give u dis Anti Cringe pill here 💊 u will be fine

[@KeefACorn]

I'll tell ya, it's because children know the correct way this is supposed to be done, they find the humour in the way it's not done correctly. It's like when a character on a show goes 'where do we but the ball? On the bed? in the bath? OH! In the ball box!" Except they don't have the final part of them actually doing it correctly.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

Finally, i can my banana out of my plate covered in plastic wrap

[@dieselpatcheswithagun8120]

Usually I close my eyes while watching your videos and it’s relaxing but I literally thought I heard gunshots at 5:37 it just caught me so off guard.

[@elicitsilence]

are your ears okay? o.O

[@conthegamer]

Just imagine if he shot the banana

[@MindlessDude629]

The fact that i clicked on this vid mere seconds after i watched him-

[@tonjie.]

@keep rollin never gonna give you up here you go :)

[@Forgiveiolord]

@keep rollin august the duck face reveal kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@sharpshooter_Aus]

@@Forgiveiolord You do know his face has been seen many times might wanna fix your bot.

[@kokichiouma2]

Same-

[@zachattack4666]

What

[@peydenwalker6759]

My brain hurts even just hearing his voice my brain is turning into mush after watching these things you showed us

[@Bladesdie190]

"Dad, I'm Hungry" "Hi Hungry I'm dad" "Why did you name me this way?" "Why?" "Why." "WHY?!"

[@Rockybestcat]

0:34 Nahh the worst tiktoker is Topperguild

[@illybell8180]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so happy for a video to be over

[@hasna7]

I didnt feel the cringe i usually feel with tiktoks like these i just felt empathy.

[@coldhaixx1905]

I felt sad this whole time

[@chrissthemu]

What's even more sad is that almost every time he says "wait I am genuis".

[@frenchtoast4390]

So thats what he said I thought he said “I’m genius”

[@chrissthemu]

@@frenchtoast4390 ohhhhh a thought it was genuine sorry it's his accent

[@goobiesnoobs]

When he thinks of the “good” idea he says something like “wow I am genuine” or “wow I am genius”

[@gizmoknow-how2022]

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD" "NO WORK NO WORK" "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IM GENIU" "BANANA BANANA" Have mercy GOD!😂😂

[@smugasasnugrug]

The fact they have a mallet close by in all situations is slightly concerning.

[@Raeje_Draeka]

It's a meat tenderizer. He was in his kitchen I think.

[@SleepyPupper]

Watch him attempt to calm down a child using the mallet and saying to the camera "Guys I'm genius guys, wait wait wait"

[@_dallas_]

@@SleepyPupper *childs brain is all over the kitchen floor* Him: “I’m a genius it worked, child stopped crying”

[@alizamoon6842]

The knowledge that there are so many homeless people struggling, and then watching this man doing *this…*

[@slime1994]

Like a wise man once said: "Humanity is evolving, just backwards."

[@Dusple]

The vocabulary of this person is scaring me "omaigodomaigodomaigod" "im genuine" "what to doing what to doing"

[@lorij3786]

Also for those who poopooed on me for having only 1 computer in the house, in the living room for my kids to study, do homework, learn things, watch movies and music (apart from music that degrades women, calls them nasty things, talks about crime), they were never allowed any social media and we saw everything they did and no we didn’t hover. When the time came for them to be old enough to get Facebook, we took them to the local police to get them educated on the danger. Guess what, both my kids graduated from higher education and are successful in their careers, are well adjusted, have good relationships. So go ahead be the parent you want to be but don’t Schitt on my parenting when I have produced 2 civilized well balanced members of society who contribute to it

[@rydiggydawg3166]

This guy just made my faith in humanity decrease even more...

[@cruzlopez8714]

I just lost so many brain cells by just watching this dude I think I might go to bed early

[@yourgoingtobrazil7597]

Don’t worry we have a lot of books here! You can regain your brain cells/j

[@williamlim5234]

Isn't everything in TikTok mostly questionable? With how insane the clout chaser's behavior while creating their content, it's not really a surprise

[@coldhaixx1905]

This is why I uninstalled TikTok That shit gave me migraine

[@emmareilly2582]

August "look at his face" Me "his face is fit for kicking" lol

[@enderdude233]

That "I made you a pie, what flavor?" Joke made me laugh so hard.

[@yourself9525]

If you look at it like he's trying to mock 5 minute crafts it's actually kind of funny

[@PhantomSkull]

This guy Ian, instead of saying genius he instead says "wow, I'm genuine"

[@superkamidende8654]

Making fun of somebody’s accent? Fr? Gtfo :v

[@superkamidende8654]

I couldnt even read the whole reply maybe you deleted it? Idk I cant see it right now but yeah ima defend him even if he is a cringe lord cuz ur calling out everybody else who cant pronounce those words because of their accents :v

[@leighferdgames1593]

@@superkamidende8654 :v yes :v imagine :v making :v fun :v of :v someone’s :v accent :v

[@superkamidende8654]

@@leighferdgames1593 fr bruh :v

[@PhantomSkull]

I'm not calling out other people for gods sake, I'm only calling him out, and it's not his accent that im making fun of, its the use of words that he uses, maybe I should edit my comment so you could understand better. Edit: Also even if I was making fun of his accent, how the hell am I making fun of EVERYONES accent, like c'mon you make fun of one guy who is like this, and apparently your making fun of the whole world, ffs what is wrong with you people nowadays.

[@jxsh8780]

When August uploads is a extremely good day 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[@littlewebby4924]

@Flower is eaten cease

[@Forgiveiolord]

@Flower is eaten august the duck face reveal kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@firegetic4723]

as a person named ian i formally apoligize about the antics of this man also named ian

[@delusionofillusion473]

when i was a kid i grew up with books( too many to mention , like magic tree house , deltora quest , dragonology chronicles , annie's diary ,; these were some of the first books i really took a liking too at around 2 to even now . i read a ton of books and still do ) and the shows i used to watch as a kid was little Einsteins , magic school bus , national geography , scientific eperiment s, history etc . and now days kids watch gunk like this and pokemon and anime , no wonder we are devolving

[@ellistoaster8247]

3:48 YOU CAN SEE THE ROSE IN BOTTOM RIGHT HAND CORNER

[@SindyJ37]

Oh August thank you for stopping and sparing us another 10 minutes of this debauchery

[@2face278]

1:28 Ok I don't know if ny humor is broken, but the way he took the banana and just threw it on the floor to use the peels was kinda funny.

[@laceyravenheart8975]

He's a caveman that was once trapped in ice. And one day, scientists thawed the ice, & awakened him. So now here he is, trying to blend in with society. Lol

[@oofnoob2409]

"I baked you a pie! Oh boy,what flavour? Pie pie pie!" Only the true internet masters will know what that line references.

[@matherman1111]

ASDFMOVIEEEE YAYAYA tiktok really massacred tomska

[@decrypt6161]

Ah yes, the ‘how to shave down there’ guy.

[@jonanna1894]

I love listening to you August, as you give your very entertaining commentary on the TikTok “talents” you bring to us, but am I ever concerned about today’s youth. Does anyone really find any of this funny?

[@Vamp828]

I’m going to watch this and feel better about my life’s choices 😌👌

[@Skid_308]

Don't watch Tik Tok if you want to keep your brain cells

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I love these videos don't even connect to each other, in one video he can't push a chair so peels a banana and uses the banana peel to push the chair easier but then in a different video he all of a sudden doesn't know how to peel the one fruit he loves so much, and tries to peel it with a doorstopper before smashing the shit out of it with a meat tenderizer

[@-itskarin-]

This man is the reason why shampoo has instructions

[@Technickcall]

You'd think if he's smart enough to wrap a banana he's smart enough to unwrap it.

[@pillow9259]

I love his sense of humor

[@TickleToe69]

Every 5 minute craft video be like

[@PixxelatedArsonist]

what pisses me off even more is his horrible grammar. like dude "omg no work, no work." or "omg guys im genius."

[@rod_n3y346]

The target audience is minions

[@JereFoxy]

The fact that he’s saying that he’s a genius scares me!

[@christinamorgan9650]

Watching this guy is genuinely painful... (Not u, August, ur great:))

[@jackhall3152]

The only thing I found nice was how it was oddly satisfying watching him break his dishes and it not getting on anything and staying in large pieces.. Just me? Ok...

[@ss-bf1uh]

POV: when you five minute crafts

[@beanburrito1002]

And I thought 5-minute crafts was stupid.

[@Miwu]

I hope his parents are real proud of him

[@THEGREATPAPYRUS9_5]

August: "I baked you a pie. Oh boy what flavor? Pie pie pie" Me: *Vietnam flashbacks* (In a side note, can anyone understand what this guy says?!)

[@silobsterman9680]

Robin robin robin What are you doing my love/my baby Boing boing boing or something like this

[@arakano]

@@silobsterman9680 Thank you. I was trying to figure out if that's what he is actually saying. But now I dare ask why he is saying this.

[@GM1440_]

Pretty sure he’s saying problem, problem, problem; that’s about the most sensical thing I can come up with but I’m probably overestimating his sensical abilities

[@adrianbadea7895]

He is romanian and his english is fucked up, he s saying problem, "geniu" = genius and help me plus some other words.

[@alinalorena7923]

@@adrianbadea7895 he is not romanian please stop spreading such lies👍

[@dan2565]

This is not "intentionally bad", it's absurdist humour, a very refined form of stupidity. I like it.

[@Red-jl1qr]

Do you still like it after being 6 months older

[@billbanaag1146]

"i baked you a pie. (oh boy what flavour?), the cake is a pie pie pie"

[@janlegaspi8398]

I lost brain cells during this

[@Hellokittyheadphones]

This notification put a smile on my face happiness I haven’t felt in days

[@Lilkijsh113]

Among us

[@isabelrosario4914]

Same 😭

[@kokun-kun]

If I got a cent every time he said “Wait” I would be a millionaire

[@Mercy1-]

What's worse him or Topper Guild

[@ScyVision]

"i baked you a pie" "oh boy what flavor?" "pie flavor!" - ASDF Movie 15 Years ago.

[@hardcorevega3492]

Yeeez i lost brain cells by that first clip... Hooow are people proud of this stuff🤣

[@STU5HY]

I felt some of them die, it's either becuse they commited die or they died from being too preplexed

[@slasherhawk24]

I thought he was discount Eminem

[@isappycracks]

*mantela catalogue music starts* my brain cells are screaming i feel like someone is watching me should i be afraid of death or god? is there even a god should i lock my door or not

[@Forgiveiolord]

@@STU5HY august the duck face reveal kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGiuh52FmNOibbM

[@Stefan69420]

As a romanian, i am sad i share the same country with ian ceban

[@Berberitza]

Same 💀

[@Anthonyisme123]

At least hes not wasting as much food as the other tiktokers...

[@dedek8457]

4:55 pain

[@Mega_man_X69]

Where is the Black man who fixes life hacks when you need him?

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

5:00 atleast he didnt put his feet in the video...

[@emmareilly2582]

I feel like just looking at this guy is making my brain die and leaving me stupider by the second. Pass me the headache pills pronto!! 💊

[@mlggamers]

Sooooooooo true at 7:40

[@jiu572]

At this point, there’s too much cringe people on tiktok that august can cover.

[@nalpture9214]

how can you be so oblivious to the fact that he's doing it ironically.

[@cheohorner4983]

yeah it was pretty obvious to me too, like right away

[@NotsoBigPapaCraig]

3 million subscribers... our world is doomed.

[@Kirito178-]

no matter how he acts. we can all agree he has the jawline of a god

[@Kolibri71]

An ugly god, yes

[@Spectre.0001]

Sadly, it was given to him

[@markrenton6174]

Guy is romanian, he might be forced by some mafia, more logic explanation than an adult doing this willingly

[@Theblackguyresponding]

Why do hell do Tik Tok dudes have that signature jaw line.

[@mohammedhani8123]

2:11 the dumbest tiktoker in our universe

[@Nick-gx8jn]

Sometimes I wonder when was cringe invented?

[@GM1440_]

Idk bro but I hope it gets uninvented soon, also, cool name

[@Nick-gx8jn]

@@GM1440_ brother it’s me

[@askvideos1]

when the internet started

[@askvideos1]

also cool pfp and name

[@Bonniefr6678]

I don’t know but I wish it was uninvented