The Worst TikToks Ever Posted

[@LeKitter]

Its so terrifying that I literally cannot tell if the phrase “You look aggressively Australian.” is supposed to be an insult, a compliment, or anything inbetween

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

I think it’s meant to be something creepy

[@winonarose7488]

I mean… he does

[@LeKitter]

@@winonarose7488 ….He really does…

[@patrickharriss]

Granted Austrianlians are sexy. Both genders

[@leerman22]

Prison colonist.

[@LeoBeastmode]

Random guy: Hey, you look aggressively Australian. Australian-looking August: DO NOT APPROACH ME!!

[@Hark_How_the_Bells]

Oh hey! I'm Australian! Oh wait I'm from somewhere in England... I'm just a Heinz 47😂

[@ruh-roh9472]

⁠@@Hark_How_the_Bells It’s Heinz 57, but since you’re from England you’re probably using the Metric System 😝

[@JessInTheCityy]

Don't worry August. If Brian comes at you, just scream "Do NOT approach me!" in your strongest voice, several times. He'll immediately glitch and start walking the other way

[@blueberry_borb]

This comment is underrated lmao

[@surogaming3061]

LOL

[@jonathan___qc5917]

😂

[@Guywhosaysbooya]

😂😂😂

[@leroyjenkins5182]

No way you heard that 2

[@JF96125]

One time somebody followed me into a busy parking lot in the middle of the day. They parked next to me and rolled down their window. I could've started screaming and running, but instead I rolled down my window and asked, "can I help you?" That was my first mistake... They promptly replied, "one of your brake lights is out. Sorry about that. Have a nice day." Then they drove off and I never saw them again. I know. Truly harrowing stuff.

[@marcenzet]

Truly nail-bitingly terrifying, hope you could recover from the trauma.

[@Armyguy5265]

im so sorry for you hope you recover

[@vanapirarayne738]

The trauma.

[@YourLocalSadNerd]

Oh my god that is so sad, society has really gone to the dogs hasnt it?

[@hawtsauce1122]

i hope you and your family are fine and alive!

[@Diditallforthexp]

Last week, I was at a gas station and a woman walked up to me and started saying something. Not sure what, because I instantly started screaming in her face to back off and leave me alone. She fell down backwards and dropped her coffee, which I am 99% SURE she was using to hide a weapon in the drink. I scrambled into my car hyperventilating and weeping, and she ran away back to her car as I locked the doors and covered my windows with my shirt and pants. I take her retreat as an admission of guilt, because NO WAY she was coming to talk to me like people do all day every day in every part of the world throughout all of human history. No, she was a devil woman, and now I need therapy 3 times a week to hopefully regain some sense of normalcy. What IS this world? How do women like this exist?

[@DeadricDeadggory]

You poor soul! I hope you are doing better now

[@DukLoverEKT]

Can you please put a warning for this? I’m shaking in my boots right now😭

[@sugaoppa2831]

Honestly for the girl who thought “DO NOT APPROACH ME” in a real situation would work. It won’t if a bad person really wanted to hurt you they would. This isn’t Dora the explorer where saying “swiper no swiping” gets the bad guy to run away especially if your visibly unarmed.

[@shleemie1914]

Swiper no swiping!

[@samisha5834]

To be fair, if someone is trying to commit a crime he would shit himself at an alarm going off. It is better than not doing anything? Just don't do it at random passerby

[@sandwich3044]

Ahh I legit had the same thought about her thinking RL Dora and swiper no swiping!

[@BatLB]

​@@samisha5834 she just yelled at a guy for trying to ask her something. Complete psycho

[@Seiena]

Bad people are looking for EASY targets that are scared enough to comply and make it easier to grab. Her reaction actually does work in real situations. They want a quiet, easy to grab victim. A loud victim draws attention, even if it is just people thinking she is being 'shameful' or embarrassing. The words aren't the important part it's the tone and voice. You want to make it clear quickly that they want a different target than you. Also, women disappear without a trace in parking lots in broad daylight all the time. People have a weird idea that broad daylight makes you safe. It doesn't. It is actually the best time to grab someone because our instinct is, oh, it's broad daylight. They'll definitely be seen. They won't if there is no fuss. A woman disappeared in a walmart parking lot, in the security video you can clearly see people walking in the parking lot, not a single one of them saw her, the guy, or where she disappeared when interviewed. She was just gone. They walked past a van talking, and then you never see them again in the video. The van wasn't the grab vehicle if you were curious. It was just a convienent out of camera sight place to disappear.

[@JustAZillennial]

You heard it from her, men! She drops her wad of cash, you can legally keep it and spend it! Accidentally back into her car and want to be honest, let her know and make things right, well according to her, she would rather pay out of pocket for the damage. Also, for the record, women are not generally like this. I've been approached by shady men in parking lots before. Never once have I felt so paranoid as to react like this. If a guy really has bad intentions, we can pretty much tell right away. Some guy pulled up next to me and motioned for me to roll down my window. I rolled it down a reasonable amount, and he simply said, "You have a flat tire," which I did. He didn't hang around either. He just asked if I was able to call someone for help. I said I was, thanked him for letting me know, and he drove off. If I reacted stupidly like this woman did, I would have just driven away and ended up paying more money for even bigger damage.

[@lightningtail97]

I know right? I was like "but what if you dropped your wallet or something"

[@JustAZillennial]

@@lightningtail97 Most likely, once she realized the guy found her wallet and never returned it to her, she would've thrown a fit and threatened murder on the poor guy for "stealing" it.

[@Zeroshiki]

People acting like PTSD related paranoia is unreasonable, when you literally can't control it, is absurd to me. Yeah, you may not be paranoid, but others who have been assaulted are. I don't act like this woman, I'm not confrontational, but I'm constantly looking over my shoulder and my stomach drops any time a man gets too close. I'm afraid of them and there's nothing I can do about that, as far as I know. So, I just avoid them, if at all possible.

[@JustAZillennial]

@Zeroshiki That's an entirely different situation. This woman literally took out her phone to go on a rant on the internet for validation, which is not normal. I don't believe she was suffering from PTSD, but I do understand PTSD is nothing to joke about either

[@Frlsker]

For some useless info in the Mr. Beast one when the waitress was complaining about the wrap, in some cut footage Mr. Beast asked if they wanted the wrap and she said yes. So the fact she’s complaining now is just for attention.

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

If someone approaches you in a public area, and announces themselves, then you proceed to yell at them, YOU have a problem.

[@themeatspot5020]

Damn...that 'don't approach me' woman had me surprised then genuinely curious, I wonder what she's experienced in her life to get to this stage of insanity.

[@mommy2libras]

Nothing. People who have had experiences and are unable to handle interacting with the opposite sex in a parking lot in broad daylight at a distance of 30 feet don't go out in places alone where this could happen. They stay home or go with a buddy or something. She was being ridiculous. You're several times more likely to be raped or assaulted or abducted by someone you know but I'm guessing fact based evidence doesn't cause her to scream like a loon when she sees her male friends.

[@pkm5625]

⁠@@mommy2librasshe wasn’t alone she was with her son she seems about 35-45 so her son is about 5-14 he could easily defend her

[@keith603]

A young child..against a grown man? I don't think that'll work in their favor.

[@princessbani3301]

Nothing. Even people who have had those experiences don't act like that.

[@RacingEuphoria]

Real

[@MrCrystal09]

2:33 She can also sell that car, and as it’s a literal MrBeast vehicle, it’s probably WAY more than what it actually is.

[@mskedmai]

Or repaint it

[@Blah5641]

he offered to remove it, she said she liked the logo

[@nerdstop5025]

Could you imagine if someone was looking at her car and writing her license down and that guy was just trying to let her know that? Or in a less extreme thing. Maybe her car had a leak of something and the guy was just trying to let her know. There is no need to get all loud and yelling in front of your son when someone makes themselves known to you. She was 200% overreacting.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

I'd say at least 300%. It'd be one thing if it was a dark parking lot late at night, but even then if they're announcing themselves while they're still 30 feet away from you, they probably aren't planning anything funny, but at least I could understand the extra caution in that scenario...

[@OtakuHound]

1000% over-reacting. Could have been a courtesy to let her know of a dent in her car or any small issue. In a different scenario, how should the guy react if she started screaming at him, and his car was parked right next to hers?

[@geofff.3343]

Known to you thirty feet away. That's ten yards or slightly less than 10 meters away. Look I can't speak to the intentions of that guy, but he probably thought this woman was unglued.

[@xyoungdipsetx]

She’s a complete idiot she disgusts me the way she acted and treated that guy. That’s the age we live in to emasculate a man

[@sethh5106]

Imagine being a guy like that, cause like you know, you see someone leave their phone at the register or whatever, sit the purse down, forget a bag in the cart, that kind of thing. And you do the nice thing, you could ignore it, let them ruin their day. But you call out to them, most people are incredibly grateful. You did a good thing. This guy thinks he's doing a good thing, and the woman just starts screaming at you. I'd just be like ok whacko I guess I'm keeping the $20 you just dropped

[@anynonymous1585]

*_"You look aggressively Australian."_* -The Mysterious Prague Man

[@NicoEdgy]

“This movie takes place less than a year after the September 11th terrorist attacks. I bring this up because it radically altered the culture at the time, in ways that make this movie feel exceptionally ignorant of the time” - The mysterious mr. Enter

[@darzhanacf8983]

Man : excuse me mam you dropped your wallet. TikTok woman:DONOTAPROUCHME

[@ghettolicerx2]

The I have a boyfriend extreme

[@ghettolicerx2]

You shall not pass

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

@@ghettolicerx2 fr

[@torakfett3351]

My first thought, what if her dumbass dropped her wallet/son’s blanket/coat ANYTHING! Imagine teaching your SON that all males = BAD!

[@ghettolicerx2]

I feel woman and white. But not a child because I'm not Michael Jackson

[@JojoJere]

5:07 is she rebuking a demon 💀

[@gavinjenkins899]

Doesn't work anyway. She has to trick the man into revealing his true name first, in that case. So you gotta start out pretending to be polite.

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

That chick is scary. She reminds me of that girl at the gym who thought the guy was being creepy but she was working with free weights and he was clearly worried she might get hurt since it was obvious she didn't know what she was doing and didn't have a spotter. It seems like women like her are almost desperate that something happens to them and makes a big deal out of an ordinary interaction with another human being to feel like they can join in on trama talks or something. I personally don't understand it but I have seen a lot of it. I can't imagine how terrifying dating must be for a girl like that. Actually, I hear dating now is scary in general so I feel kinda bad for anyone trying to do it these days. I feel sorry for the men trying to date in this world. It seems like people have lost their minds.

[@ellenlucia1088]

Their idea of womanhood hinges on trauma and perseverance through it as an essential part, so they're thirsty for their completion. Also why the type tends to hate trans women- they are seen as having skipped the line when it comes to enduring unspeakable female anguish.

[@icyplatinum1701]

@@ellenlucia1088 Not just trans women but any woman who isn‘t cishet, white or conventionally attractive. They themselves are in a privileged spot above most other women, but because they’ve been told their whole live that they are victims and internalized that victimhood as „necessary to be a woman“ they like to punch down on women who have it worse and invalidate their struggles so their own seem greater in comparison.

[@countersteer713]

Nah dude, last year I saw a woman in a parking lot and she was fumbling with something in her purse and when she took her hand out some cash and old receipts fell out. I was in my car eating lunch and quickly put my food down, swallow my food, and roll the window down, and shout "Excuse me miss!" This woman PROMPTLY shouts back a big "FUCK YOU, I'M NOT INTERESTED" without breaking stride or even glancing at me. I'm sitting there kind of shocked as she's walking further away. I quickly shook my head and got out of the car and walked over to where she dropped the money. Bruh. $240. 2 $100s and 2 $20s folded up and some gas reciept. Thank you, miserably man hating lady. I know you were able to make that money back, cause you're a girlboss 🤪

[@xxMiraclesMay]

Ah yes... Good ol' karma. You tried to do a good deed and in the end, you were rewarded. I hope she realized later in when she went to pay for whatever she was getting, that that's why a man shouted out for her. lmao

[@krdiaz8026]

You should've said, "Hey, thanks for the money." Then when she comes after you, scream, "FUCK YOU, I'M NOT INTERESTED! RAPE! RAPE!"

[@emmac8753]

in her defence, men in general are so scummy so she is probably used to be catcalled

[@E0003-j9f]

Damn, I hope you got yourself a treat because wtf lady

[@Terri_MacKay]

JACKPOT!! You should consider that your reward for trying to do the right thing. 😂 Never in my life have I reacted like that to a man who was simply trying to get my attention. I've had to ask a stranger for help, information, and directions...so, I assume that anyone trying to get my attention by politely saying, "excuse me", is needing some sort of help from me. This new way of thinking, where women are told to assume that any man approaching them is a threat is so depressing. What a miserable way to live...to literally be afraid of half of the population. I'm not saying that there aren't dangerous men out there, but women like this seem to forget that there are also dangerous women out there as well. So, if you're going to be afraid of every man who comes within 10 ft of you, you might as well just be afraid of everyone...because any person could mean you harm.

[@cj_sings]

In regards to the woman who yelled at the man in the parking lot... that was definitely an overreaction. I’m sure the guy was more startled than the woman claimed she was.

[@DreAmeoba1]

Like maybe he was just trying to go to his car parked nearby…

[@Thundarius]

Victim mentality is strong

[@mockingbird9646]

I hated that clip. If you are a victim because a stranger speaks to you, you are better off locking yourself in the house and not coming out. There is a whole world out there, with human beings such as yourself believe it or not. If that's too threatening for you, don't leave the house.

[@roakldp]

@@DreAmeoba1 That’s definitely how I go to my car - by calling for the attention of somebody near it.

[@pappi8338]

​@@mockingbird9646 Lesson learned. When a female drops a hundred dollar bill, you immediately pocket it. Bonus points: if she realizes you found it, comes over to ask you about it and you respond "DO NOT APPROACH ME".

[@stankehfish]

I've been assaulted more than once in my life and that woman shouting at the dude for no reason needs a reality check or a psychiatrist. There is absolutely no issue with someone saying excuse me ma'am in a parking lot. Jeez laweez. Imagine she forgot her wallet and she's just immediately like Do NoT aPPrOAcH mE

[@torakfett3351]

THANK YOU!! Reminds me of the woman who started screeching in a check out lane because a man was standing behind her.

[@sylverscale]

She called men "males". I doubt she'd be scared of a 5 year old boy so why doesn't she say men? She has a serious problem.

[@stankehfish]

@@torakfett3351 for reaaal. Idk if it's tiktok spreading and fueling ppls anxiety or if some people are genuinely this worried about literally everything around them. And I thought I was an overprotective mother with anxiety sheeesh

[@Cru128]

Yeah. I’m a dude myself, and if I’m deliberately approaching someone and calling out to them, I want their fucking help for something, or I have a question for some reason. And the advice is horrible, and if she heard to do that from a book, she needs to fuckin’ get a refund.

[@marinaSassygUrl88]

I’m sorry for what happened to you ❤️💖 hope you’re now in a better place, healed from all what happened to you.

[@LeeLeeHere]

I’m so glad the blonde explained she was alone which means that she was by herself and that she was a woman, otherwise I would have wracked my brain for too many hours wondering what being alone means and trying to figure out if she was female. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@transgoose]

3:12 this aged well

[@Kruhee]

Women get attacked all the time and there are times it starts polite, but that's what context clues and situational awareness is for. This is just insane! She tried so hard to make this sound like a scary situation she survived but it was just a regular parking lot interaction even after being spun heavily in her favor. You can't be aggressive to half the population just because you read a book. If you're that afraid, take some self-defense classes but don't demonize people who didn't do anything wrong.

[@RacingEuphoria]

The woman was being more aggressive towards the man than he was to her lol

[@gavinjenkins899]

Men get attacked significantly more often than women in public. That is not only an excuse, it's the opposite of an excuse. Women should be acting MORE politely than men in public, since they're LESS at risk. If anything.

[@lolanola1783]

@@gavinjenkins899 they get attacked.. by other men. "women should be more polite than men" is completely disgusting and ridiculous.

[@gavinjenkins899]

@@lolanola1783 Given that specific lady's behavior of psychotically screaming repeatedly at the top of her lungs at strangers for nothing, it's almost certainly the case that she's assaulted/battered many more people in the past than the guy in the story has. Perhaps not a random woman whose name is pulled out of a hat, but that lady: yes.

[@lolanola1783]

@@gavinjenkins899 Yes... but you were talking about a majority of men and women in your comment. Just because this one lady acted like that does not mean women in general need to be meek and quiet in front of men. And just because this man didn't do something, doesn't discount the thousands of men who abuse women (AND FELLOW MEN!!) every day.

[@ashton7307]

“I’m literally shaking right now, I just had a conversation that went perfectly fine.”

[@NJFgang4life]

If you are uncomfortable with people approaching you in public you need to go out more, that's literally an everyday occurrence

[@Yobott]

crazy enough it worked out for her, it went viral and now she got 50k new followers. lots agree with her

[@k.o.h3599]

@@Yobott psychos and sexists agree with her.

[@TeaDrinkerKaiyo]

i wish i got approached in public. i got no friends

[@PlagueRavenRX]

@@TeaDrinkerKaiyo Try working around customers, you'll get it several times a day.

[@Hark_How_the_Bells]

​@@TeaDrinkerKaiyoI'm sure you're a wonderful person. I would be your friend but the 🎉autism🎉 makes me go mute when someone talks to me ;-;

[@RyanWright]

5:16 I totally overreacted and freaked out to someone politely trying to get my attention, and then when he tried to leave, I chased him down and harrassed him... look at how much of a victim I am!" Yeah, you might be dumb, and you do that to the wrong person, you might get tazed or maced... or just outright punched in the face.

[@CharredinCharlie]

Dude, the lady didn’t viciously chase him down and harass an innocent man who was polite. The woman slightly overreacted and while the guy was walking away, to try to keep appearing threatening, repeated her phrase “do not approach me”. The guy also cussed her out apparently. So he wasn’t very polite, do I think you should scream at people to not approach you? No. But let’s not pretend she followed him around and kept screaming in his ear I HATE YOU as he walked to his car.

[@ivorprivatamlug4648]

6:27 thank god i only approach them in alleyways

[@flintfoster8010]

STOPPPPP💀

[@Another1ntern3tlozer]

That's not funny :/

[@Me-fz5vq]

Good evening august. Please save yourself from tiktok, we cant lose another legend

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

Yeah

[@CosImUpRn]

Yup. Tiktok is just toxicity in one app

[@avoprince]

i downloaded tiktok and immediately uninstalled it

[@sean1536]

@@CosImUpRn agree, plus they don’t actually care about they’re creators. Just want the fame😢

[@shadowbladevenom4930]

Shut it up

[@littleperson8315]

yeah as a woman, i 100% agree that was way overboard. like if he started standing next to my _car_ and chatting me up, yeah, i might yell. but she even admits he was far away. he could have tried to say "did you lose your wallet" or something

[@RacingEuphoria]

Exactly! For all she knows he wanted her number or wanted to discuss how she parked or something...

[@Enderito]

Nah you have no right to yell for someone talking to you, it's called the first amendment. Be an adult, get in your car and leave. If they touch you or your things, THEN you escalate

[@gavinjenkins899]

@@Enderito The first amendment has absolutely nothing to do with this situation, no matter who you think was in the right or not or neither. The first amendment EXCLUSIVELY limits government organizations, nobody else. "CONGRESS shall make no law respecting..." Are you congress? No. Am I congress? No. So it does not restrict us. (The SCOTUS has extended "Congress" to state and municipal offices as well) We can yell all we want at people for trying to talk to us. Legally, at least. Not politely or sanely necessarily.

[@Vakummraleee]

The scariest thing is she could report him to the police as a creep or something, and they could get him in troubble for no reason and no evidence, as it usualy goes. We really are evolving backwards

[@Danni611]

Thank you for keeping the dog-snog section short.That put me right off my breakfast 🤢😂

[@sleeparalysisdemon1164]

Ikr, I was like "What kind of kink is this shit-" 💀

[@California_Doge]

"You look aggressively Australian..." That is not an insult nor a compliment.... Its a threat...

[@Cfabulous990]

7:46 I wish I had his self-confidence

[@hhfggvogtthehy6451]

Now I’m starting to understand why people want TikTok gone.

[@rails4328]

The app breeds stupidity.

[@sean1536]

KZbin > TikTok Debate or a fact? 🤔

[@ToastyDiano]

@@sean1536 fact

[@mikeallan7740]

It's literally a tool for the CCP to extract your information while pushing subversive brain rot.

[@VanessaLol421]

​@@sean1536 fact

[@fnfethusiast6508]

Tiktok never fails to astonish me with whatever cringe they post out. Literally cringe factory

[@yuumijungle548]

5:00 dude what the actual fk? so basic human interaction is illegal now? shes acting like you have to scare away other people like they are a bear or something, what has this world become?

[@spike-spiegel359]

3:24 WAS THE WORST ONE 💀

[@obondostudios9482]

4:25 My mans was probally just asking for directions

[@FPSJesus]

Carpark lady should talk to a professional before she stabs someone for breathing near her. Incidentally the guy from the first video and her would get along like a house on fire.

[@notnurfcreanga]

shes the typa person to film people walking on the streets from her window and post it online saying how shes scared shes gonna get robbed

[@MangaSenpai2017]

4:00 tbh anyone who comes into a situation like that and immediately goes on TikTok to say how it scared them is probably fine

[@ConejitaAnn]

Agreed 💀

[@block4562]

"I'm LiTeRaLlY sHaKiNg right now" lady no one did that to you but yourself, you shouted at and berated a seemingly polite and well intentioned stranger in a very open and public space

[@jcaesar19871]

@@block4562 Assuming it even happened, and she didn't make that stuff up for views. lol

[@sagasta1983]

If that was me and i was trying to give her something she dropped.... I would be "oh well, i guess its mine now".

[@TraceguyRune]

She's shacking because of how embarrassed she is, and doesn't even realize it.

[@shuruff904]

I feel like parking lot girl is gonna start dressing up like Batgirl and aggressively blowing a whistle at random dudes in parking lots now

[@ian-ian27]

3:30 NO. NO. DO NOT DO THIS. I don't remember what it'll do to you but it has a high chance of giving you a disease kiss your dog on the mouth. I can't remember the video but a vet explained in detail how dangerous that is

[@PouchyTheCanadianAlpaca]

It is also very disgusting

[@garyestella9243]

Bro it's also freakin weird

[@ian-ian27]

@@garyestella9243 fr like get a homie to kiss

[@amandaredd3057]

Man, I feel sorry for that poor fella Blondie screamed at in the parking lot 😳

[@YoJaad]

The dog one almost made me puke while eating my dinner… thanks August 😂😂

[@arthas640]

Same. I won't even let my dogs lick my face, I've seen my German Shepard spend nearly an hour power washing her butthole and one of my rottweilers favorite treats is the lawn fudge my chickens make.

[@yellowronos]

I salute you for being able to survive watching tiktok

[@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom]

I salute him too

[@beestorm7609]

Honestly tik tok is great if you don't interact with content you don't like. The algorithm they run is a double edged sword.

[@Juzokinnie]

On the Mr.Beast car: the design is removable and he told the waitress as such and asked if she wanted it removed, but she actually wanted to keep it. Edit: The dog part is disgusting. I would never think to do that to a dog.

[@block4562]

Dogs don't even do that to each other 😒

[@krdiaz8026]

That dog probably licked his/her anus and penis/vagina before licking her mouth. Dogs' immune systems are more robust than humans' so even if you like doing that, don't.

[@aiedan5]

5:49 I just wanted her shopping cart. :(

[@Axolotlboigaming]

Aw😕

[@Revved_up_jb]

That parking lot blonde is definitely one of those people who starts physical fights with men and when they fight back she gets surprised

[@alisondawson5116]

God help the girl in the car, complaining about the guy saying “excuse me miss” was a huge overreaction ~~ she walked around all day with that toilet paper hanging out the back of her knickers. Sucker ! He may have been going to give her a free car as a tip !

[@ChuckyBoi88]

Then she is making videos of how all men are evil.🙄

[@braddishv3146]

You think that thing has the mental fortitude to take a drink order "in public!!!!" by being a waitress?! Riiiiiiight.

[@brentsheltz6473]

I would have done her a favor and called the cops for her. And told the dispatcher that there is a lady shouting in a parking lot disturbing the peace. Maybe they’ll charge her or involuntarily commit her

[@dahlia6457]

@@brentsheltz6473 clearly she needs psychological help not going to jail LMAO

[@brentsheltz6473]

@@dahlia6457 realistically disturbing the peace isn’t going to result in an arrest more of a court appearance and they’d probably take her to the hospital and if convicted on disturbing the peace the court would give a fine that would remind to stay on her meds.

[@rinanona2348]

That woman complaining about a person approaching her politely in a parking lot has got to be the worst ... at least the narcissistic weirdo guy (not the 1st guy although he is awful too) can be seen as a joke but some people will actually be this psycho in public and that I find dangerous.

[@torakfett3351]

👆🏻👆🏻💯💯💯

[@geprekbento7543]

Women ☕

[@weavercs4014]

5:45. Actually, men are more likely to be targetted and attacked in public, not women. It's a common trope that women are at higher risk, but way too many men get killed. I understand not wanting to be appraoched, but there is a reason why it is called "public". The public is there, so expect to get talked to. Be initially cautious sure, but don't just yell at people that are polite to you.

[@ayajade6683]

If she looked at statistics she'd have to accept she a middle class white woman isn't the most likely to be victimized and she can't handle that.

[@ThisQuietStorm]

And who is doing that targeting and attacking? Men. This is like saying, men are more likely to die in construction accidents so don’t be so concerned when walking through a construction site. Silly.

[@Sirlexia]

3:05 well that didnt age well

[@jordancombs345]

Yea that Mr beast comment didn’t age well AT ALL

[@benthelongboarder3415]

5:40 what the hell is wrong with this woman 💀

[@yourenotthatguy7051]

"excuse me miss, you for got your change, $65.00" Her- "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"

[@notdaredevil8809]

The other thing about the car is that usually with MrBeast giveaways and stuff they will also give the option to just give them the same money that the object is worth so you dont need to pay the extra expenses like taxes or insurance or whatever

[@lemoncookie7128]

1:12 Instructions unclear, she’s now disowning me

[@kierancaldwell3442]

Imagine being given a free expensive car and being like "no, thats not good enough, i deserve more"

[@SunnierVoyage97]

Imagine walking in the general direction of a woman and she suddenly starts screaming “DO NOT APPROACH ME!” And you have NO idea why she’s doing it Bruh I’d be fucking terrified💀💀

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

"ma'am you dro-" "DO NOT APPROACH ME"

[@BladesofElysian]

I can understand how that mirror conundrum would be confusing to some, but it's still absolutely hilarious!

[@A_Ducky]

Only to some under the age of 6

[@yelhsasokolova8561]

I have -500 brain cells since becoming a mom of 2, can someone please non-judgmentally explain to me how that whole thing worked 😂

[@keeneire]

​@Yelhsa Sokolova the misunderstanding the girls had was that since the paper is under the cup = cup should be invisible in the reflection. But by looking at the mirror at an angle, it is still possible to see the cup in the reflection past the paper.

[@gaylittlegoblin]

@@yelhsasokolova8561 ok so.. angling and thats just it, looking at a flat mirror at another angle can show you a hugely different perspective including a cup covered by paper against the glass :D happy easter to you and your kids hope this helped

[@ayoelang]

I had to watch that clip 4 times before I understood wtf they were confused about! 😂😂😂😂

[@KeefACorn]

0:30 - Australian here. I agree with the statement, mainly because you look like a guy who adores the water and would go to any and all beaches to go surfing and regularly frequents the great barrier reef. It's your hair and face. I think it may have been a compliment? I dunno. Also, although that lady could be seen as overreacting, Imma be honest. I get it. You hear horror stories about women being approached in parking lots. Screaming at him to not approach women in a parking lot is kinda weird until you remember the fight or flight response.

[@robyncore]

8:37 bro's voice is so out of sync 💀

[@ATAMorpheus]

6:57 In Germany were having this proverb which in english means that some people have eaten intelligence with spoons, but this person has eaten the empty bowl instead 😂

[@robyncore]

Lol I like this

[@aquapuppy9838]

3:18 She didn't get lip filler last time she went, she got peanut butter.

[@pherasabraxas]

Brian would definitely be the first person to start chowing down on humans in the apocalypse.

[@CharizardChad]

That one lady definitely overreacted. He could have been asking about anything. What if his wife was about to give birth and his car broke down. Besides nobody would attack or kidnap someone in broad daylight🤦🏼‍♂️

[@mang0_cat444]

That's not true at all, I was almost kidnapped in broad daylight with other people around me, actually most people target people in broad daylight due to them having their guards down, I think she overreacted a bit but I get why she did it

[@christiandean1099]

But people have definitely been kidnapped and attacked in broad daylight 🤦

[@joshhAkaTeets]

We kidnap people in broad daylight more often than at night. It's easier due to people feeling more relaxed and feeling like it's less likely to happen for whatever reason

[@ðeßro]

“No male should ever approach you” little billy looking for his guardian.

[@RacingEuphoria]

"NO MALE SHOULD EVER APPROACH A WOMAN IN A PARKING LOT" 3:35 Apparently if any male human being approaches any female human being in a parking lot you should just verbally spam "Do not approach me" For all she knows the guy had a completely valid concern he wanted to discuss with her -maybe he even wanted her number- but she just decided he was going to harm her the instant he said a something to her. Like bruh since when is it illegal for a man to approach a woman in a parking lot? This woman was more of a threat to this guy than he was to her.

[@mctul]

as someone who's been attacked in a public place by a man: She was OVERREACTING. if he was right behind her, sure. but 30 fucking feet away?? god. ew. he probably wanted to sell her something or tell her about an issue with her car or she dropped something. lmao.

[@umbrellacorp.]

6:54 The mirror is one of life's greatest mysteries. 😂

[@johnyewtube2286]

Another one is magnets, how do they work?

[@pinkponcho3]

that guy: excuse me ma'am you dropped your wallet- woman: DO NOT APROACH ME DO NOT APPROACH ME that guy: Fine I'll keep it then.

[@GoMathewVideo]

Or return it to a dumpster

[@juliusvelasco8922]

The confidence in Brian has me screaming "DO NOT APPROACH ME”

[@WaspVik]

Imagine thinking someone walking in your general vicinity (In a public area) is out to do something bad to you based off of their human characteristics they were (Usually) born with. Hmm wonder where else I've seen that type of logic.

[@insanebluefin3234]

7:00 these girls amaze me, chimps at the zoo know how a mirror works, a pet budgie knows how a mirror works, and they look like they are idk maybe 15 and they still havent figured it out?

[@FreshwaterHour2]

Am I the only one who is also confused by this?

[@villagerdude2989]

​@@FreshwaterHour2that's how light works

[@Winnie589]

@@FreshwaterHour2same

[@CatInVanessaStolkardPainting]

6:21 Let my dad hand me the shopping cart to put away in peace😭

[@The.dog.lover.100]

2:20 i say sell that car, you can make some good money from that

[@LarryOfilms]

“Do not approach me!” Oh sorry ma’am was gonna say you dropped your $100 bill.

[@RockoMemes]

"You look aggressively Australian" - Random Guy 2023

[@Jenn-ie5vf]

The poor guy in the parking lot was probably just trying to tell her she dropped her receipt or had toilet paper on her shoe or something lol This lady is crazy

[@nerdstop5025]

I commented that maybe her car had a leak, which would have been very handy information to pass along and she just berated him. Poor dude

[@ChuckyBoi88]

Exactly

[@ChuckyBoi88]

@@nerdstop5025 Yes!

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

Yeah she's literally nuts. I get being scared, i live in a city, I'm a woman, i have men talk to me and approach me a lot and it can be scary, and i often wish I had a man i trust with me. But I'm still polite to people. Lol

[@yuumijungle548]

maybe it was the dangerous men pickup artist from the video, in that case her reaction was understandable i guess.

[@Knives79]

That is definitely an overreaction. Typical privileged freak out! 5:03

[@themusicaljunkie37]

That's always been my worst fear accidentally scaring a woman.. it happened before, I was just walking and there was a girl in front of me and she started pacing.. it made me feel like shit, honestly. I really do not ever want to make a woman feel uncomfortable but I understand that they constantly have to be in fight or flight response.

[@gavinjenkins899]

The only reason you should be scared of scaring a woman by just existing is in case she's so crazy she tries to stab you or something But you can probably overpower her if running doesn't work. So eh. Purely "morally" speaking, this guy did literally nothing wrong, she's a complete psycho, why on earth would you feel bad about someone completely unjustifiably treating YOU like a criminal and being a complete ass to YOU? You should be outraged about their childishness, not the other way around. More likely, in this situation, she was probably also being racist or something, since she suspiciously didn't relate any of the physical details of this guy.

[@gavinjenkins899]

Also men are about 50% more likely to be violently assaulted in public. No, women do not "have to be in fight or flight" any more than you do. Less than you do. Are you constantly in fight or flight? Didn't think so.

[@johnmcmanus2447]

Who else wants to bet the woman going on a rant about a man approaching her is also single and complains about how men don't approach her

[@ldecker9868]

3:32 Mmm diseases

[@zacroberson3422]

5:21 yeah I do t get it either, I know it’s hard to believe, but the vast majority of people don’t operate under malicious internet.

[@scaryninja2484]

6:20 never approach woman? Then how am I suppose to talk to them if I'm interested. This generation is complicated

[@Axolotlboigaming]

If I go collage how the Frick am I gonna Talk to people

[@Axolotlboigaming]

Or ask a crush out if I ever get one

[@scaryninja2484]

@@Axolotlboigaming Yeah! like "If" XD

[@Axolotlboigaming]

@@scaryninja2484ps I got my. Crush but more online and more in full relationship hehe^^

[@Axolotlboigaming]

@@scaryninja2484XD

[@kofiluvz]

that woman in the parking lot needs a major reality check and a large dose of reality

[@EmotionalCabbage12]

the girl that said "do not approach me" is probably the most sensitive person in the walmart parking lot

[@marcwilliams9824]

0:01 - And she responds "No, I was just thinking about eating some pizza for lunch"...

[@estewar03]

That female in the parking lot, it's funny that she is so honest about the entire encounter, she made sure to state that he announced himself multiple times being around 30+ feet away from her & her child, she also states that as soon as she flipped out for no reason, he immediately started walking the other way & had an odd look like wtfwwtb? on his face. This female is psychotic & appears to be off her medications.

[@RacingEuphoria]

Real

[@wojtek1765]

The aggressive Australian looking duck back with another banger video

[@ThyLord-kv5bf]

With the car, mrbeast even offered to remove the wrap free of charge, he always covers tax and insurance and anyone who thinks that him giving away the car is bad is just batshit delusional

[@belly4255]

you know what as a male I will take that woman's advice. I will never approach her or any other woman in a parking lot under ANY circumstance. If you're a woman bleeding out in a parking lot you better pray that someone else is near by because as a male I am NOT ALLOWED to approach you.

[@lordFrog222]

4:48 “I’m not up to date with the current meta” this line got me 💀💀

[@krisdiane]

August, Australian people are notoriously good looking. He was basically telling you that you're aggressively handsome. 😂

[@that_dude8411]

Bro he already started walking away from her and she’s still yelling at him brother probably just wanted directions 💀

[@jimmyT9300]

Bro she treated guys in a parking lot like a grizzly bear😂

[@jacobchristopher211]

6:54 pov: you just found out what mirror is

[@ShittyWankDemon]

4:20 WTF lmfao

[@Kato_K4]

I usually get no physical reactions from the weird ass tiktoks you take us through, but the woman and dog one made me gag so hard, what the absolute fuck

[@Wolfiewolf1234]

Same. That is horrifying.

[@Qwide]

If that waitress sold the car on eBay she could have easily gotten 100k+ for it

[@TraceguyRune]

I still cannot fathom how she went on to complain about that. Truest form of liberal mental disorder. She most definitely is the type of person who complains about Mr Beast. It'd be like Elon Musk tipping a hater a free Tesla. Imagine how pissed they'd be to have to drive one of his cars.

[@djb1zarre_kompatime]

ikr

[@crispylizard4348]

@@djb1zarre_kompatime yeah and you know if I was mrbeast id be like "alright ill send someone to pick it up." bet her attitude would change REAL quick, some people are just so ungrateful.

[@gavinjenkins899]

@@crispylizard4348 I could be wrong but I don't think the girl saying how bad it was was the one who received it, I think it's just some random tiktok nobody commenting on the situation. They didn't look very similar.

[@coconutcore]

You know that woman in the parking lot? If you don’t understand what’s wrong with this, replace every time she says “male” (yuck btw) or “man” with “black person”, and you’ve got an accurate image of how messed up her paranoia is. She needs to not read that book.

[@x__Primus]

Trust me being aggressively Australian is great

[@margeryk000]

That Brian guy needs to be on some sort of FBI watch list. Just sayin.