The Critical Role Cast Do Some ERP | Critical Moments Campaign 3

[@CriticalMomentsu]

the cast may have gotten carried away here...

[@Garion1227]

Maybe so, but it was totally worth it!

[@troikas3353]

Theater kids will always be theater kids.

[@Aerostorm56]

I just want to ask on the next talks if Travis used the pool line out of experience personal or otherwise or was it just improv?

[@popaalecsandra]

Yes but still they did it in good taste and to be honest it serves as an example on how to do it (wink) in you campaign. Funny. Tastefully.

[@T0NI_]

@@Aerostorm56 I just think it's cause the idea of "the pool boy" is up there with "pizza delivery man" and "guy to fix plumbing" in adult videos

[@arkham7033]

“No, they’ll clip it”. Truer words have never been spoken. This is the third one I’ve found

[@Ailieorz]

No, LIAM will clip it and just hold onto it until it's time

[@velovelo196]

​@@Ailieorzhe's been making a compilation for his 20th birthday

[@dipertag]

Someone’s 9-5 is just repeatedly clipping the scene from different angles and perspectives

[@sheepysky]

We went from people hiding behind notebooks and shirts when Vax told Keyleth he loved her, to the entire party “we’re fucking”😂

[@INDAREVISH]

The perfect evolution, from showing some ankle to orgy.

[@maliktyson18]

That's called character development I'd say.

[@michaeldaniels642]

I blame campaign 2

[@TheKypps]

@@michaeldaniels642 I thank campaign 2 lmao.

[@qrowacheron230]

You forgot the orgy was first used in campaign 1

[@WhitexShark92]

I loved how defeated Matt looked throughout this

[@fieryhephestus]

they've never broke matt as hard as they did this night

[@WhitexShark92]

@@fieryhephestus Agreed. It was hilarious

[@JediKnightDTV]

The look of a man who knows when he has lost control, things have gone entirely off the rails, and there is nothing that he can do about it (and yet, he is okay with it because he is kinda curious to see where this goes)...

[@TheCart54321]

Every day he asks himself Will this finally be the session I just throw up my notes and storm out like a madman?

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@TheCart54321 Boulder Falls; Everyone Dies. That statement is Matt’s “One of these days” moment, and I think at this rate it’ll happen 😜

[@zach1972]

From Laura trying to romance Travis in game, to Travis suggesting an orgy and everyone eventually agreeing

[@stingerjohnny9951]

The was his revenge XD

[@ivanaguila2336]

That quote "I'm here to fix you pool" got me the most and can't un-imagine Chetney in his wolf form with a plumber coverall and a tool box he's never gonna use...

[@SonsOfLorgar]

Oh he'll use the tool box allright, it's just filled with different kind of "drill bits"

[@richardd3367]

@@SonsOfLorgar 🤣

[@pandaheart7584]

and the way that the word 'pool' falls off is hilarious

[@freakyskull516]

all he needs is his hammer

[@legionloki]

@@pandaheart7584 he kknew before it even left his mouth it was the wrong scene to go with but he committed

[@thechickenskeptic]

"No, they'll clip it" Liam is well aware of the type of people who watch the show lol

[@darkroselight3835]

and here I thought the M9 was CR's hornist group. That M9 reunion really rubbed off on them all.

[@hadorstapa]

Words choice!

[@117darksonic]

PHRASING

[@trise2033]

I mean... "Poly Machina"...

[@victorrivera6184]

Giggity

[@VulcanWolf]

And then the fanbase rubbed off... 😏

[@michaelscott6022]

"Mom, Dad, where do you go every Thursday night?" "Oh, we have our roleplaying sessions" "Is that a code word for 'orgy'?" "WHAT?! _NO!!_ ...I mean, it's not-- it _sounds_ like that, but it's really... ummm--" "Hey, Matt says he's bringing some masks for next session and Sam's doing something with whipped cream again--" *"NOT!! HELPING!!!"*

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Ronin is gonna have an interesting childhood XD

[@Mijal15]

So in this situation, Ronin is not old/aware enough to know what his parents do but IS old/aware enough to know what an orgy is to the point where he hears "roleplay session" and infers a double meaning... What an interesting life he leads.

[@michaeldaniels642]

@@Mijal15 well, kids are just growing up so fast these days

[@EstebanBrenesV]

@@michaeldaniels642 you are not wrong, and internet is not helping XD

[@Hectyc]

@@Mijal15 To be fair, "roleplay" does have a double meaning.

[@WakkasLove]

I love how much Liam's face just says "What am I doing with these people?"

[@Tatjana-_-]

He realized that every sentence being said is completely his fault

[@ottokarl5427]

Well, it is Critical Role, where you come for High Fantasy, right?

[@Ailieorz]

I think it's more proud uncle of how far they've come. They all got so giddy when he initiated it in season one, now here they all are just starting shit without him

[@jubomalseeco3117]

@@Tatjana-_- "a fun little DND thing for my birthday, he said. Now we're... oh god what have I created."

[@chrisbrown6952]

The Marisha/Travis dynamic is amazing this season. That's the second time he's absolutely paralyzed her with laughter (the first was "she just spit on that doll's crotch" "AWESOME!")

[@Rosalie_Jansen]

Wait, what episode was that last quote from? xDDD hahah no way

[@uninterruptedrhythm4104]

@@Rosalie_Jansen I think it was Ep. 29

[@magnight767]

You'd say they were drunk. It seems like each campaign, the cast makes more chaotic characters.

[@QemeH]

Welcome to the average DND party :D Good news is: It will swing back around eventually. When the chaos is well and truly tested, a lot of groups return to the "serious hero" type of character - but with less sterotype than their first "Lord of the Rings, but me" play through.

[@davidparkes7741]

That's true, the Nein may not have staged any orgies but well, the saga of the Bad Luck Bandits speaks for itself.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@davidparkes7741 I had a big stupid grin every time they showed up

[@davidparkes7741]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Ditto. I can't remember if any survived the campaign (or would still be alive by that point) but I wish one of the cast would play one in a new campaign or even just a one-shot.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@davidparkes7741 in the final episode of the campaign, they bump into Kingsly, think he’s still Molly, and run away terrified XD

[@ZakRoks487]

Travis starting this and laughing his ass off as it balloons way out of hand is my favorite part of this whole thing

[@stingerjohnny9951]

After suffering so much in C2, it’s HIS turn to be the Chaos Gremlin!

[@SingingSealRiana]

He went from dying, because he role play kissed his wife's character to this!!!

[@CatTerrist]

Matt's disbelief that this chaos crew really outdid themselves was such a joy.

[@ottokarl5427]

The fact that this is finally happening and it happens in a campaign where Laura plays the most innocent of the bunch and has to act accordingly :D

[@gamerbear84]

Matt entering both cameras' views from opposite directions as he bends over laughing really kinda makes it feel like he's everywhere around em. lol

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

They were so loopy this episode, the cast needed this release as much as the Hells after such an intense run of episodes

[@Aerostorm56]

poor choice of words😏

[@nickthedreamer4434]

I fell off of my chair laughing watching this. Gotta love the loopy "Yes, And" energy here.

[@mcswaggerduff8946]

The camera shake from Liams hand sent me, well done

[@chichiriz]

I love how Laura choose her chaos queen title over her son's dignity and hers lol

[@Hey_its_nathan89]

The kid is gonna be mortified when he finds out his parents are total freaks. Lol

[@raveneffectnevermore1995]

I can just imagine Taliesin sitting at home watching and cackling XD

[@GarredHATES]

WotC: "sorry guys you're being too perverted with our IP, we gotta shut you down."

[@roguejoe]

So THAT's why the OGL changed.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Critical Role is one of the few groups I could see surviving that. Just moving over to another system and keep going.

[@joelrobinson5457]

This feels like they're issuing a challenge

[@deathbykonami5487]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Yeah they transition over to roll20, the licensing policies are more lenient and they'll have more freedom to experiment with their campaigns

[@theshabbycommenter]

@@stingerjohnny9951 Isn't 5th edition still going to be under 1.0? can they retroactively add it? doesn't seem like it'd be possible. If so, all they have to do is not transition over to OneDND

[@moiram8943]

I saved watching this episode until after my abdominal surgery, I thought it'd be a nice pick me up, instead I popped some stitches.

[@Regiwulf]

Ashley's laugh at Travis being a pool boy is the exactly same laugh we all must have had 🤣

[@danielstephens1185]

Pool *Wolf*

[@Hey_its_nathan89]

I totally love her. Travis couldn't even say the entire sentence without breaking

[@HuNtOziO]

'I'm here to fix your pool' is probably the funniest ever CR moment for me personally, Literally died laughing and there have been so many good moments 😂

[@Mijal15]

You know, it can be hard to stay motivated to practice drawing. But sometimes inspiration strikes out of nowhere.

[@ThomasUfnalCrowlake]

That's the best KZbin comment I've read today, and I read way too many KZbin comments

[@gefiltafish2187]

I love it how each one is amping every crazy idea the other one is having. Flufferrrrrnutterrrr!!!

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Good D&D is like good improv, “Yes, and…”

[@turinmormegil7715]

"I'm here to fix your pool" is what gets me every turn

[@zoeguyh1355]

A similar thing happened with my friend and one of us said at the end “we’re getting into uncomfortable levels of friendship.”

[@worldshaking00]

I expect FCG is going to have get some new 'special' attachments now. Oh yes.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Oooh this one’s Ribbed! -Laudna probably

[@jebusinri7279]

that's why dancer gave him a tongue

[@beornshmidt9181]

His creator did give him a buzz saw and call him Cresh Cut Grass. Who knows what Pussy had for their attachments.

[@CodeeXD]

@@jebusinri7279 I figured Pussy would have been the one with all the lewd attachments. fcg probably scrapped it off them

[@Darkwintre]

You know Liam's right about that!

[@thetiktokpenguin4343]

Liam knows a lot of things about the fandom 😰

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@thetiktokpenguin4343 Reminds me of when Jonah Scott said he subbed to r/NudeLegoshi. Voice actors just know their fans too well.

[@pelicanofpunishment6]

When Travis said !I'm here to fix your pool" I just about died.

[@Folder]

You know its bad, when Laura Bailey of all people is just like 🤦‍♀️

[@georgenettleton1857]

The chaos Travis unleashed in a single throw away joke 🤣

[@nobledonkey17]

"I'm here to fix your pool" says the werewolf XD

[@SaintBigfoot]

1:12 and Liam was QUITE correct XD

[@GreyAcumen]

If you think about it, they are about to launch Season 2 of LoVM, the apparent endgame of this campaign is looming, WotC is fucking with the OGL, which directly impacts their entire business, and it's less than a week into the new year. Yeah, I can see why they might be trying to blow off some steam and keep things light and silly in the face of darker and heavier stakes.

[@Dickard667]

@Cameron No they've only just figured out what the hell is going on. There's still a lot to do but they are on a time crunch, although I already foresee some fae realm shenanigans with time most likely thanks to fearnes nana.

[@joelrobinson5457]

This is also a slap in the face of the 1.1. Ogl segment about being able to remove any content they find offensive or forcibly make them shut it down, this is a challenge Wotc do you want to shake off your ogl remake, Or do You want to shut down your biggest supporters?

[@GreyAcumen]

@Cameron They've got an in-game week until plane-wide multiple attempts to cause apocalyptic events, I'm honestly not sure how they're going to ramp up from there. (maybe they wind up needing to put down a few of the attempts that wind up being successful that were happening in the background) Let's face it, pretty sure this event is in the same line as what ended EXU Calamity. That's pretty damn endgame.

[@midianet2]

Thinking the campaign is ending is very naive and wishfull thinking this has anything to do with the OGL thing.

[@danhays307]

I’m here to fix your … POOL. My new pickup line.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I just imagine Talesin coming back and being like "What did you guys do while I was away"

[@redwitch12]

::entire cast rushes to pull up clips on their phones:: OH WHAT *DIDN'T* WE DO?!

[@danielstephens1185]

They actually told him and genuinely looked horrified. Which is saying something considering some of the stuff he did with Mollymauk.

[@CRayZWoLF1990]

to quote another fan/follower "Oh my ,the Captain gonna have a field day with this!!!

[@ilikecookies72_45]

Morbid Numbskull between the Captain to it

[@Hectyc]

I genuinely feel bad for Matt Mercer. Campaign 1 was really softcore with Scanlan every now and again taking a random village girl to bed with him. Campaign 2 had a love triangle, horny and nudity scenes throughout, and an actually canon porn novel in the mix. Campaign 3 just foregoes all that nonsense and jumps straight into the orgy.

[@marty2129]

you ment Scanlan every now and then taking a random village to bed or finding a dragon to fist... :D

[@Hectyc]

@@marty2129Yeah, okay. True, very true.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

I love how they joked in Vox Machina about being Poly when it’s far more believable in The Hells. I mean they might as well be at this point. But there was way more than a triangle goin on in the Nein. Fjord, Beau, and Caleb being into Jester, Caleb being into Jester, Fjord, and Essek, Jester being into Fjord (and maybe Caleb), Beau being into Jester and Yasha, Nott being into Caleb, Yezza, a Minotaur, and a robot. It was a fucking Love Dodecahedron 🤣

[@DomFalance]

Laudna and Imogen find the nearest tree and make up for what Delilah did.

[@TheParagade]

And then Fearne brings in the horse. Those guys must have really been wondering what kind of shoot they just walked in on

[@DomFalance]

And the fun thing is that assuming no one has already done it, someone at ao3 will watch this and go "you know"...

[@celesteelka]

The biggest game of chicken I've ever seen lmao

[@jonatassilva2605]

Tall....please come back....we need ya

[@rockzyk1291]

Where'd he go?

[@joeblandd6425]

@@rockzyk1291 He was unwell when they shot this episode, but he's better and in the very next one

[@lockskelington314]

I Love The bit where Matt said Laudna's Only Heros!

[@voidjockey82]

She took over Delilah's account.

[@NightSterling]

They're gonna have to put up a warning at the start of the episode when this gets animated

[@ericquezada3003]

The way Kentucky broke in the end 😂🤣😭💀

[@JaggerDaBombs]

So I was driving while listening to this and had to pause find a place to park because I was laughing so hard I was crying.

[@AntonioHernandez-xl3il]

I half expected Matt to hold up a red x

[@Gredran]

Matt: oh they’re doing this… oh they’re ALL doing this…

[@RicardoMeansKing]

FAERNE will always be best tree lady, "i even have legs". Off camera: lemme steal some of these stuff

[@dtczyk8976]

“IM HERE TO FIX YOUR pool”

[@MisterFister612]

C1: A Motley Crew of Of heros becoming Legends. C2: A More Self Contained journey of Not So heros doing some good. C3: Absolute Chaos

[@Ailieorz]

"They'll clip it" That comes from a man who knows ... So how many clips has Liam's kids found??

[@Aegor1998]

So I know ERP as Enterprise Resource Planning. Though I was not disappointed.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Oh my sweet summer child…

[@LednacekZ]

i am looking forward to season 25 of critical role animated series

[@T0NI_]

Surprised Imogen was so uncomfy with it considering how fast she went with the "We're just fuckin' in here" excuse with Dorian and the innkeep in one of the first episodes lol

[@Sp3llmen]

"Im here to fix your pool" is probably the funniest fucking thing Ive heard in awhile lmao. That was so quick and so good ahha

[@PurgeRQ]

"No they'll clip it" well well welllllll

[@RagisRAG]

I just got done laughing so much that the pain from it feels almost like I cracked my sternum, all I can say is "wow, just wow".

[@craftsmenMC]

Cant wait to see the fan art of this

[@connormacdonald9217]

My favourite bit was FCG moving back and forth on his wheel saying "Alright, I'm rolling".

[@DeeEight]

Help me step-werewolf, i'm stuck.

[@wiiblewobble]

“No they’ll clip it” should have been followed by all of them turning in unison, achingly slow to look directly into the camera. As if to say, yes you. You watching this clip.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

So basically that one scene in Helluva Boss…iykyk

[@tarterus0117]

this was not erp, this was "how much porn can we quote in 1 session"

[@onniraunio1839]

I was having my morning coffee when travis said the pool thing, now my coffee is sprayed across my living room :'D

[@Kinvarus1]

"No they'll clip it." To be fair to Liam, he wasn't wrong :P

[@thebestdefence1840]

"no theyll clip it" is an interesting way of saying "im clipping this and showing your son"

[@VengefulJarl]

This was one, a reason id never show my kid this show. And two, the greatest hour of role play CR has ever done lol.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Did you show them the animated show? I know it’s a bit intense for younger kids, but maybe they would love it.

[@Ericb1980]

@@stingerjohnny9951lol the animated show may be worse

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@Ericb1980 Thinking the Sun Tree thing may be a BIT much?

[@VengefulJarl]

@Stinger Johnny I like it but no I wouldn't.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

@@VengefulJarl Lol fair

[@leohal456]

This just gave me an idea ofr my campaign. "As you enter this small, closet like room, you see a chair sitting in front of many stone tablets, attached to the wall in front of you. You notice a small etching into the arm rest of the chair. As your finger feels over the etching, all the stone tablets turn on at once. In front of you lay the scene of multiple different rooms, all filled with multiple different people, all fucking one another." Basically a love hotel security room lmfao

[@Blindluck92]

Oh, God, it's Polymachina all over again!

[@bobmasters9871]

I am so glad I was here this live. It's so funny seeing them unsure if they can get away with this, both in game and out

[@meribor]

Ashley's confused expression after saying nothing more than, "Ohhh," is the best

[@indiestripper5374]

"Look with your eyes" made me take off my headphones and shudder

[@faenethlorhalien]

And clip it they did!!! Enjoy, future Ronin.

[@ratking1608]

You know, ever since Taryon Darrington and his flash cards, I figured this day would come.

[@KaseyKay92]

Travis doing that deep voice sounds like The Cave of Wonders from Aladdin

[@Theis_Ejsing]

Me as a professional Enterprise resource planning software expert: *Visual confusion*

[@KingREDEADED]

That x-files outro is fucking amazing

[@augmenautus]

The next session matt has to recap and he says "well last session you staged an orgy and almost did something"

[@Jack-sy8mr]

This is gonna be the best episode of the animated series

[@TheCart54321]

0:28 nice use of the sound effect their

[@Ginfeldi]

"But i don have a pool" -campaing 2 Travis

[@HenriqueErzinger]

Remember the days when everyone called Orion a creep for a half-chub joke?

[@_____2219]

Well that joke was made in poor taste, while this one was made in a scenario so ridiculous it had the whole cast laughing. Also see the clip of VM sharing a room in the feywild and implying to the guards outside that they have group sex.

[@kingofmonsters14]

i fear/look forward for when they animated this for the shows

[@thomasnolastname8734]

Liam hit that table like Chetney was trying to hit Fearne

[@PaulGuy]

The most absurd series of "yes, and..." I've ever seen. Yet.

[@elbruces]

Enterprise Resource Planning?

[@Thalln]

the past 3-4 episodes have been hilarious. it's reminding me of the Fjord arc

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

You know, there is another version of this with higher rolls and Taliesin not sick. I would like to pay that universe a visit.

[@stingerjohnny9951]

Taliesin is their babysitter, and this is him not being there to wrangle the kids.

[@21BearPapa]

Hey Ronin! This is your Mom, Dad, Aunts and Uncles.

[@abhuman802]

Can't wait for this to get adapted to animation lol

[@half_chub]

i cant remember the exact quote but how could you leave out travis saying “im a shining star” or whatever. that had my exploding

[@bluemagix16]

had your what exploding? actually dont answer that i just saw your name

[@Caiyde]

We have indeed clipped it, Liam

[@pandaheart7584]

FCG with a tongues isn't real. They can't hurt you. FCG with a tongue: 0:19

[@cryhwks]

This should be fun to animate, lol.

[@jaycornu3351]

*french accent* 12 years later.... Trevor and lauras son: "mom what is an ...e...r...p? and why were you all making funny noises?"

[@actioncomplete7966]

what if matt had them all drop their AC down to O for removing their armor and then they got attacked and had to spend 2 turns putting cloths back on

[@darkseraph2009]

Unarmored AC is 10+dex mod, so the lowest unarmored AC would be FCG with 10.

[@UltravioletRay]

Easily in my top three favorite moments of the campaign so far 😂😭 I was wheezing right along with them! This was the best!

[@VictorVonGrooove]

Oh good lord, poor Matt... lol