The Daily Dump! Adam The Woo Announces He’s Running A Disney Marathon!

[@Attorney_SamRosen]

48 hours earlier Adam was savagely devouring a triple fat burger.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

He’s taking a few extra days before he hits it HARD!

[@Attorney_SamRosen]

​@@TheTrollPatrolStarting in March 🙄. Can't change the present but he will certainly change the future! 😂😂😂

[@davebudrus46]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ahf5471]

It’s Good To Be Fat

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

One last cheat meal lmao

[@AberrationX]

There's an old saying in Tennessee-I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee-that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again. '"

[@TheTrollPatrol]

I remember that one! 👍

[@jasonblanchard9859]

How does he “not have time” to work out when all he does is fucking eat in parking lots. There’s plenty of time to wear a hat like a child and drive your micro machine to get coffee anytime

[@TheTrollPatrol]

He’s so busy these days.. doing nothing!

[@jasonblanchard9859]

@@TheTrollPatrol doesn’t matter. I watch his garbage on this channel now so I can at least get a laugh with my boredom 🤟🏻

[@beograd611]

Those runDisney events are kind of a joke. A lot of people walk them. That being said, he will probably find some excuse to not actually do it.

[@RJ63227]

He would be better off walking the 13.5 miles at a brisk pace.

[@neilrunyon3787]

Thumbs up if ATW is now dealing with a midlife crises.

[@yunder.]

David is just as likely to finish a half marathon as Willl is likely to complete a sentence.

[@JohnBigboot]

Even just walking 13 miles is grueling. There's no way he finishes this.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

I agree!

[@ExciteBiker1987]

Not to be outdone, Tampa Jay plans to run back to Indiana after he finds Cris the Girl's "real" witch costume.

[@pumpkinspicedragon7450]

Oh my gosh why would he double down like this? Didn't he just have double burgers?🤣

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Triple actually!

[@pumpkinspicedragon7450]

@TheTrollPatrol 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shizzle700]

Giggles will be driving the clown car in front of him dangling a fat burger on the end of a stick.

[@RJ63227]

🤣👍

[@chadg4606]

😂😂😂

[@MiRi-zi4wp]

She'll be dangling her strap on, and 50 year old simp child will gladly bend over and take it in the can when she puts it on.

[@mariebronco8262]

Omg so true. Go Daddy Go 😮😅😅😅😅😅

[@scottyballgame985]

This made me chuckle lol

[@lisapolanski9379]

This will be GOOD. He sure sets his sights high. He better record it for posterity and for everyone to watch the next day!

[@RJ63227]

We'll see just as much of it as we have him eating the airfryed veggies.

[@steelstreet79]

Something will come up and he will bail😂

[@greenghopper]

He has the same figure as Papa Woo, which is skinny white legs and big barrel belly

[@goingslightlymad7172]

🤣🤣 This is a good one! He's so full of💩💩. Who is he kidding? Thanks Tim Tracker for giving him some cray cray ideas!🤡🤡

[@huangss00]

Totally, he bought all that gym equipment and it still looks unused. This is basically just, "fit by 50 version 2.0". Another grand proclamation by The Woo, just like the, "exciting new projects for 2024" that he made.

[@paulwilson1193]

March just happens to be the woos cheat month 😂.

[@djtimemasheen7585]

along with every other month

[@huangss00]

AHAAHAHA

[@RJ63227]

"here and there" 🤣👍

[@RJ63227]

Is anybody going to tell him he can run 26 miles without signing up for a sponsored marathon?...anytime he wants to. 🤣🤣🤣

[@chadg4606]

But it's Disney!!🎉 Plus Giggles. Cringe content coming!😂

[@briantampa1164]

​@@chadg4606Major cringe comment at that 😂😂

[@markmueller860]

All he has to do is pretend that grown up responsibilities and a job are chasing him and he won’t have an issue with 13 mi.

[@slainteron4027]

LoL

[@RJ63227]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@pumpkinspicedragon7450]

Oh my gosh🤣🤣🤣

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

"Fit by 50" has turned into "Massive by March". I knew he wasn't working out when he had visitors... in his mind - that's a good reason to blow off the exercise.

[@RJ63227]

The golf cart was funny. The non-eaten airfryed veggies on camera was funny. That one vlog by the swamp-dump was funny. THIS!...is going to be freakin' hilarious!!! Mr. Unathletic & Uncoordinated has no clue what eating to lose weight and working out is. "I eat kind-uh crappy here and there"🤣🤣🤣 Step 1: quit lying to yourself, Adam. Was there any part of his body not broken?...earlobes? 🤣🤣🤣

[@jackiedaytona9868]

Love how Adam mentions calisthenics. He's a regular Jack LaLame!

[@TheTrollPatrol]

He just needs a juicer!

[@lisapolanski9379]

His gym equipment looks like what Jack Lalane had. He just needs a zip-up jumpsuit.

[@DrunkenDouchebag-n8e]

Good one!

[@Exeter_Morrow_1954]

ATW is full of crap and does nothing but make excuses for everything. Pathetic.

[@huangss00]

Yea, and he deserves all the criticism for it.

[@lisapolanski9379]

It's great the algorithm is recommending Troll Patrol! Enjoy belly laughs daily here with the Sheriff!

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Always a good thing!

[@TheTrollPatrol]

❤️

[@Drpiggler]

You ain't doing 💩with those exercise props & you aren't fooling anyone. You are way too comfortable, thats your problem. Rent a van, get back out there & remember who you are Adam.

[@eddiealmanza1]

My ex wife ran a Disney race and she said why the fuck would you sign up for a marathon and stop and take photos with characters. She had already ran something like 22 marathons and she claims it was a joke of a run. Everyone walked it.

[@brain8484]

Yes its a disney scam

[@TimfromMKE]

He'll colapse after a 100 feet 😂

[@frodearthproductions9454]

When atw works out he probably sees himself in an 80s workout montage😂

[@huangss00]

"gonna get physical, physical"....

[@frodearthproductions9454]

😂😂

[@RJ63227]

🤣👍

[@frodearthproductions9454]

🤣

[@homersimpsonucf]

He is absolutely insane if he thinks he will be able to even jog a half marathon in 6+ months. I tried the 2020 half marathon at WDW and began training 9 MONTHS ahead of time from basically zero and still didn’t even come close to finishing. And I was 15 years younger than Woo is now. He has absolutely no chance and should probably see a doctor before even considering this. AND he’s not even starting until March?! LMAOOOOOO

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Exactly!

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

Woo has no clue... he thinks he is mentally tough and that will get him through this...not a snowballs chance crossing the river Styx...

[@huangss00]

But it will be absolutely spectacular to see him fail miserably!

[@RJ63227]

Woo only listens to Woo...he don't need no stinkin' doctor.

[@visciousadventures]

I disagree. I've run all my life and used to be a coach. Six months is plenty of time to prepare, even from scratch. Even walking a normal pace will yield a 4-hr finish. So, with some easy running in between walking, a 3.5 hr finish is easy for even the most out of shape person. My buddy Todd was 330 lbs, and we got him on a run/walk schedule 4-6 days per week. He finished a FULL marathon in 7:50. He went from 330 lbs to 260 lbs over the training block. It can easily be done, but you have to stick to the schedule, take care of tight muscles/issues as they come, and maintain a good diet. THAT BEING SAID: Woo-Ma will do NONE of this, so he will fail 😂

[@Michael-s9r5y]

Why is everything he does a major announcement? A 13 mile walk/run is not a major accomplishment. He makes it sound like it’s the Boston Marathon. Such a drama queen. So he’s going to be out running all summer in Florida heat and humidity? My ass. He said he doesn’t do well in hot weather. Great commentary once again. Thanks.

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Has anybody ever seen Adam run? Not me.

[@WallyTony]

Yes and he runs like Steven Segal. You have to go back at least 8 years though.

[@RJ63227]

​@WallyTony 🤣🤣🤣👍

[@psychman555]

The only thing Woo can run is his mouth...

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Truth!

[@RJ63227]

🤣👍

[@MrSnappy-zb1fv]

New Balance and Nike stores are a short clown car drive from Celebration with better shoes for less, but that's not a big enough flex

[@BobMckinsey]

He needs Ball Brothers $ 500 basketball shoes

[@william.weir2023]

🤣🤣

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

So the 5K and the 10K runs were all sold out, all that was left was the 13.1 mile run, and he thought that is a good idea.... He'll need to be able to walk / jog on his treadmill for 3 hours straight before he should even think about an attempt at a 13.1 mile run / walk.

[@conrad4667]

He’d be better off simply waiting for next year’s 5k, but keep with starting the training this year.

[@yunder.]

I think he could complete a 5K, as long as that means 5000 inches.

[@JayneRinehart]

Oh wow! He comes up with these ideas. Talks big, nothing gets accomplished. Same old, same old. I think he has a touch of ADHD.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

I agree!

[@yunder.]

Just a touch? He's the poster child for ADHD 😂

[@Bopha_Deez_Middel_Fingas]

How convenient that it's another Disney event! 😂

[@brain8484]

That treadmill has never been used

[@djtimemasheen7585]

Seize the day, the time is now. Start today, not tomorrow.

[@moonchild-711]

Very nicely said Chris! Adam should have this made into a sign...we know he loves his signs!😉

[@djtimemasheen7585]

@moonchild-711 I assume he would like signs like "Mickey Mouse's Parking Only" or "Crappy Clown Car Parking Only."

[@moonchild-711]

@@djtimemasheen7585 Yea, but your suggestion is one that he REALLY needs to see everyday like the first thing in the morning.

[@djtimemasheen7585]

@moonchild-711 Since he lacks motivation, or even basic common sense, you couldn't be any more correct!

[@mrstitch6325]

What a clown. I know a little bit about running and training for marathons. My sister lives for them. She is 20 years younger than Woo and at least half his weight. She is never not in training. So Adam hemming and hawing already and the weird regime he’s talking about. She will work all day and run 10 miles when a marathon isn’t on the books. If she’s got a cold or there’s crappy weather she runs. She’s running the Boston Marathon this year with a charity sponsoring her and I’m so proud of her. I believe she’s running for Give Kids the World. Raising money to send Make A Wish kids to Disney. Woo what happened to you. You give nothing back. The things you could do for charity and to help kids experience what you love. But instead all you want is to take other people’s shine…. Until then next shiney thing catches your attention. Love you sheriff. Keep exposing these grifters!

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Oh wow, that’s awesome! It’s a shame Woo wouldn’t do something along those lines! He would gain a lot of respect if he did. But once again.. it’s all about him! Thanks for the comment! 👍

[@Shelly-in-Tampa]

Thumbs up for your sister!!

[@nomoretears215]

Only thing woo is running is his mouth.

[@rparret]

Adam will be running to McDonalds, no doubt, for two happy meals.

[@daleberg3453]

Today's adventure begins with a good one. I just knew he hasn't been using his treadmill, and other exercise equipment. The snoring was a nice touch.

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Oh shit another fat lie coming up!! It ain’t cheap to run in those!

[@steelstreet79]

This channel is challenging Adam to do better and he feels the pressure 😂😂

[@visciousadventures]

I'm going to be in L.A. during that time, so I may make the trip, sign up and run right in front of Woo-Ma the entire time. I'll be wearing a shirt with the picture of The Sheriff on the back, and it will say "Troll Patrol Owns You Woo".

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Haha Yes!

[@RJ63227]

🤣👍

[@MyCovertNarcissism]

Oh, what a glorious gift he has given us with this. I don't know if I should order a wreath for his funeral now to get an early discount or wait till we're a little nearer to the time. I bet this was Daphne's idea, and she's made sure she's the main benefactor in his will.

[@visciousadventures]

$10,000 says this never takes place.

[@SebastianSmith-c5t]

Update. I just found out the Rays Spring Training is back at Disney that day, so change of plans.

[@moonchild-711]

Come on Sheriff...you know he will not prepare properly...even if Tim Tracker tells him so.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Oh I know…

[@davebudrus46]

He is officially a few french fries short of a happy meal. Dammit Woo WTF??

[@jessikachu3893]

I said this in the subreddit, but he seriously needs to be checked by a physician first including a full bloodwork up to see if it's physically safe for him to do this. But we know he won't

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Exactly! 👍

[@brain8484]

He is not going to push himself , i doubt he even starts . He has already mentioned his knees and ankles . Its not even a proper event .

[@SebastianSmith-c5t]

You are also talking about someone who doesn't live in a reality-based world. He does what he wants.

[@tim_brooks]

he'll die in the race because he'd NEVER see a doctor or get a physical.

[@Mickcotton]

We Hope 😂❤✅🚽☠️😵‍💫💩

[@huangss00]

That could be possible.

[@Brandon-qd2lb]

Mickey can save his ass haha

[@tammydaniels170]

I was just thinking that getting a physical would be wise even before he started this so called training. SMDH

[@LordMelbury1953]

What’s with all the Woo hand waving while he talks on camera. 🤚

[@sirmalmsten1982]

Running on bad knees is like Swimming with bad lungs. Jogging is like the worst way to lose weight, it just causes carb cravings to go through the roof. Just walk it. That’s it!

[@nftking1]

I think i gained weight training for every half I've done. No joke

[@RJ63227]

Bingo!!!👍 Many moons ago I hurt my knee running. Doc said no running for 6 weeks and if it felt better, start walking. I never built back up to running and never will. So many positives from just walking.

[@KR-sh6rm]

Snoring! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PassingThroughProductions]

Adam rambling on to his phone calendar is premium content! 🤣 hilarious Sheriff. Folks if you do anything productive, donate some can goods to your local food pantry, pick up trash for an hour along the road way one time for an hour. Just anything you’ve done more than Adam will all year. Just living in a complete fantasy world.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Exactly my friend! 👍

[@neilrunyon3787]

I’m a teacher. My good deed is every day. This guy must have barely passed school. Seriously.

[@ilkvomit88]

He spent damn near 5 minutes rambling on recording his phone screen 😆 yikes

[@NedTheBison]

Nacho fries, deep fried pot stickers & ice cream today for Woo & his "fit by 50" pre-marathon diet. Can this man-child get anymore delusional with his goals & diet?.?.

[@ghelley]

The Saucony shoes he already wears are running shoes . He cant even pronounce them correctly 😑😑

[@huangss00]

How is it pronounced? I have no clue either, LOL.

[@robertlaroche7681]

@@huangss00 sock a knee

[@RJ63227]

Same shoes everytime.

[@ghelley]

Sock-A-Knee We know Saucony isn't the easiest word to say, but there’s a story behind it. Our logo is inspired by the Saucony Creek in Kutztown, PA, where our brand began and the water flowed around three distinct boulders. Today, they stand for the guiding boulders of our brand: good performance, good health and good community.@@huangss00

[@ralph_wiley420]

So, the man who didn't have the tenacity to finish high school or to be happy with a blue collar job is suddenly going to run a half marathon with zero training and minimal effort? Pull the other one, Woo!

[@huangss00]

And that's why he gets all that criticism.... because he keeps setting himself up for it.

[@ralph_wiley420]

@huangss00 yea, there is no challenge he has ever had that has been met. If something is too difficult or challenging for him, he just up and quits! (School, Work, diet, etc). I have little doubt that this will end unceremoniously, but if by some slim chance he pulls it off, I will be one of the first to congratulate him. Past has shown that's not bloody likely, tho.

[@eddiealmanza1]

Adam try hitting the broom in your garage and clean up

[@moonchild-711]

Those leaves all over are so darn easy to clean up.

[@RJ63227]

This is a job for...Long-handled Giant Squeegee!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@RJ63227]

@@annabelljoyce9065 🤣👍

[@moonchild-711]

@@RJ63227 Or he could just bend his ass over and pick them up with his own dainty hands!! Geez.....🙄

[@Crazydad0304]

Clown car adam is at it again

[@TheNashFiles]

Hold up, did he say he didn’t hit the garage gym because he had people over for 9 days??? Second of all, March??? Prepare for more fatty foods between now and then. Jesus excuse after excuse….

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Yep! He’s gonna be so dedicated I just know it!

[@RJ63227]

Yep, 9 days out of 56. CB takes a lot out of him.🤣👍

[@SebastianSmith-c5t]

For the love of god, can anyone track down the original Woo gal, Jinger, and get her opinion on how his channel has gone? I can guarantee you that 99.9% of Woovians have no clue who she is. The only ones they know are Giggles and some may remember Jackie. Tells you how deep his fan base goes currently.

[@KassidyGinn]

@@messinwithmike65ginger is on a few videos but I know she on the six flags New Orleans video.

[@tammydaniels170]

@@KassidyGinnI think that’s only one I definitely remember seeing her in. Maybe one at a deserted Western town too.

[@925atthemorgue]

It’s scary knowing his track records with diets. Then to drop I’m doing a marathon in 100 plus days. Dude you have zero training for this. The diet is broken weekly. It’s not safe for you to do this run. You really need to go see a doctor before doing something so far fetched God speed you woo poo

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Agreed!

[@SebastianSmith-c5t]

I said the same thing. You can't go into this without months of training. It can hurt him. I have friends who train for months for these events, then again, he knows he will get 100K views for this. Which is an insult to those who take it seriously.

[@925atthemorgue]

@@SebastianSmith-c5t agreed

[@joewojtecki9991]

If he was actually working out and eating right, he wouldn't have all these body problems (excuses). Sad part is you can't hold him accountable because he deletes comments and he does what he wants.

[@Exeter_Morrow_1954]

I don't see this ending well for ATW. 😂

[@djtimemasheen7585]

He's Mr.Procastinate, or Mr. Lazy. Either way, it's not that impressive, and he's sticking down our throats the usual BS again.

[@huangss00]

Just like his diet weigh ins that we didn't see, or eating vegetables that we don't see, our his gym equipment usage that we don't see.

[@severinjohn]

ATW is spending $260 for the registration fee for the Half Marathon! It's NON REFUNDABLE and NON TRANFERABLE. But Disney promises "Beloved Disney Character Sightings thoughout the Race." Plus you get a race bib! What a waste of money.

[@brain8484]

he is basically paying to walk around some disney parks wearing his expensive running shoes

[@DaveH-10]

If he does this and that's a big if, he will edit it to make it look like ran the whole thing. I hope someone records what really happens because it will be hilarious. He can lie to all of the woovians lie to all of us but he can't lie to his body and convince it he is 20 years old.

[@denniswhite1317]

Rosie Ruiz 2.0 incoming or he will be George Jefferson in that episode where he had Ralph hiding in the bushes with Oxygen. Tampa Jay will do the honors.

[@rparret]

Anaheim? He's going to see Giggles.

[@markfairchild-lz5rw]

The only running Woo will do is back to the 1980's 😂

[@DrunkenDouchebag-n8e]

Did he say 13 miles? Or am I mistaken? He doesn't have the cardio to sprint 13 feet.

[@G-Lo77]

Adam, we know that you read the comments, please start with a 5k! It’s 3.1 miles! That’s more doable!

[@steelstreet79]

I believe Adam is watching this channel and is reading all the feedback 😂

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Between this channel and the Reddit he’s definitely aware!

[@DaveH-10]

And it drives him crazy because he can't control us like he can control the woovians.

[@tombrown8281]

Yes he is watching this channel no doubt about that

[@DeathMetalJohnny]

New marathon runners should take SIX MONTHS to train.. what is he talking about . And the marathon runners all THEY FOCUS IS ON TRAINING, not this nonsense he's talking about.

[@aLadNamedNathan]

Adam eats kinda crappy HERE AND THERE?

[@RJ63227]

Yep...once or twice...just a little bit. 🤣👍

[@KimberlyAMcbride]

Waiting til March to hit the light weights…got it. Good plan.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Oh absolutely!

[@G-Lo77]

Well this one was dropped early! This must be another hilarious one 🤣….I’ll be back!

[@frodearthproductions9454]

2 things that don't mix fat men and running shoes 😂😂

[@huangss00]

AHAHAHAA

[@infinite_vortex]

just an excuse to hang out at Disney and push pointless content between now and then. you had me cracking up so much this episode Sheriff. then when you fell asleep, I lost it lol!!

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Thank you! I’m still groggy!🥴

[@WallyTony]

LOL that bench and treadmill look brand spanking new.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Yes they do!

[@RJ63227]

He built them!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@slainteron4027]

Holy crap. Did you see how much weight he gained?!?!

[@RJ63227]

Hey look! I bought black running shoes in a size too large! 🤣🤣🤣

[@alanmeola8978]

This never happens!😮

[@mebluewater]

Who's going to be filming Adam running to verify what he actually did?. Lol

[@TheTrollPatrol]

Good question!

[@moonchild-711]

Maybe he'll "hire" Giggles?😂

[@doug2445]

If Carl Weathers himself came back from the dead , he wouldn't be able to help you train for the race. 1 That man was in astonishing shape. You have never even been close to that even as a teenager.

[@C.C.J.1975]

Cloud shoes to go with the clown car😂

[@sunsetcaptiva8573]

Woo's ankles hurt because he's carrying an extra 40 to 50 pounds.... You want to see what that is like... try duct taping a 20lb weight to your stomach and just walk around and do normal things... now imagine if it was 40 or 60 lbs you were carrying... 50lbs is a full size case of paper 8.5 x 11 5,000 sheets = 50lbs. Lift a full box of printer / copy paper and imagine that taped to your stomach... it is a load.

[@eric20ike]

Funny how he had to go to Disney Springs to buy his running sneakers. He surely overpaid to buy them there, but he’s obsessed with Disney and I guess it didn’t occur to him that they’d also be available outside of the parks.

[@brain8484]

Disney is his safe place , he trusts them

[@moonchild-711]

@@brain8484 He was hoping to run into Figment?

[@moonchild-711]

Adam says that March 1st "I will be hitting it pretty hard"....and then we may be hearing by April 1st "April Fools" everybody!

[@justthreegoldens]

Adam doing a marathon should be good. Woo vs Nates marathon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@authorthomasmiller]

He's going to pull a hamstring.

[@moonchild-711]

Yep, that usually goes first!🦵😉

[@rparret]

Work out, pig out, work out, pig out. Okay, I’m about to fall asleep.

[@alanmeola8978]

You cannot burn away the food calories this guy takes in.

[@ButteryBiscuits-hk4px]

I bet he doesn't even run to the bathroom.

[@slainteron4027]

Cough cough your full of crap Adam cough cough. 191 days to eat 191 fat burgers. No way he can walk 13 miles by then much less in 2.5 hours. Starting in March because he has to read the treadmill owners guide on how it works

[@yunder.]

He constantly makes bargains with himself. He doesn't comprehend commitment.

[@loritracy1965]

Ha ha . Adam and The Trackers… who is more full of crap and doesn’t stick to anything 😂😂

[@moonchild-711]

Yes, they are two of a kind!😉

[@justice5931]

Adam went off the rails long ago! What a train wreck!

[@WallyTony]

How much of the marathon can he use the golf cart for? Only way he finishes.

[@RJ63227]

Nataleena will be using it sneak him around 12 miles of it. 🤣👍

[@djtimemasheen7585]

Mr. Strickland (BTTF) to Adam the Woo. "Shape up, man! Your a slacker. Do you want to be a slaker for the rest of your life?"

[@lisapolanski9379]

+I pray he doesn't have any blood clots+

[@VegasInsight]

What is all this weight he is talking about? He vowed to continue his fitness regimen when he hit "216" by Dragon Con. He made it very clear he wasn't going "off the rails" after Dragon Con. Is he trying to tell us he can't stick to a fitness regimen, but is going to work hard for six months and run/walk a half marathon? As long as they allow him to walk most of it, he should finish. Anyone posting odds on what excuse he'll have for not showing up on half-marathon day?

[@sternshadowdude2]

This all boils down to whether he will be in good enough shape to walk 13 miles in September. I hope he consults a doctor and trainer and doesn't try to do this on his own. Wishful thinking on my part, I know.

[@TheTrollPatrol]

I agree! All jokes aside!