the dan flashes fit - Bits and Banter [05/01/2024]

[@TheBshwckr]

someone said Dan talks like he wants to know your password answers and I can't stop thinking about it whenever I listen to him

[@prometha4592]

made me giggle thank you

[@nmyhv1]

Why not now, why not us

[@Cringeboy69420]

He’s such a good engaged listener

[@Jarediann]

"Is your dad a cueball?"

[@gorbythechef]

The Dan/NL dynamic is unmatched. I know Dan might not be for everyone but he just twists NL's head around in the best ways.

[@Deviationism]

NL trying to figure out if Dan's take is 50 IQ or 200 IQ makes for some of the most weirdly enthralling content on the platform. I get excited whenever I hear Dan unexpectedly jump into the stream, especially 1 v 1. When you cut through the Danglish or surface level absurdity, it becomes apparent that Dan may be one of the most effective conversationalists out there

[@-lyvenx3648]

@@Deviationism loved how you put it, 1v1 is exactly the dynamic they have and its brilliant

[@jamesf4423]

Agreed

[@Mfporte]

I love it. Is there any classic Dan + NL vids I gotta watch?

[@slimthecatdad]

People don't like Dan? Why? Ppl need to chill lol

[@necpmf]

the funniest shit is how Dan asks all 50000 of his questions as if he prepared them in advanced, like he's reading them off a list, even though they're in response to the evolving conversation

[@keepyourselfsafe1386]

Yeah it's like NL is getting interviewed in a podcast but it's literally just how Dan makes conversation.

[@sukamii]

@@keepyourselfsafe1386 it makes for a really effective and engaging conversation imo. it’s a really different mode of conversation than with the rest of the gang which makes it have it’s own unique dynamic. i think it fits in really nicely too, makes all of the group/1on1 interactions so unique and equally entertaining (imo).

[@tulicloure]

00:27:11 In an alternate universe, NL's college group never finished the 70 Lights Mile and, after decades of depression and therapy, he tracks down the entire group so they can get it done while fighting an alien invasion.

[@Excelsior1337]

Thank you for adding the Dan cam to these clips Librarian. ❤

[@hermanzachau3909]

we're dan flashes guys, of course we wear shirts with complicated patterns

[@Regis_Philbin]

I only know Dan from these videos, and dont know any of the lore, and him casually dropping that he won a season of Big Brother broke my brain

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

best part is when you see big brother fans talking about how he's a conniving genius who's the best player the game has ever seen

[@myrimu9829]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau it really is so hard to square that version of Dan with the version I know, it's incredible

[@reccaman]

I would highly recommend to watch the big brother super cut someone did on KZbin. It goes hard and sad, and amazing.

[@reccaman]

mb I wasn't sure if there was just one, but there is two. pntjr2 is the uploader, they were done 9 years ago

[@cdw2468]

were dan gheesling guys, of course people don’t know what tf we’re talking about sometimes

[@reisiramv]

1:15:08 "I don't even care about what it looks like, all I care about is the price tag" is dracula flow coded

[@SirCrest]

I never watched Dan much, but he's so great. Love his stories and what is essentially this interview style.

[@Estevieee]

toddler nl looks like he about to drop the new dracula flow

[@sarakatelyn8923]

I’ve deeply missed the specific level of weird Dan brings out in NL. Love to see em back at it

[@jozzzlyn]

my librarian tulpa told me you’d posted, theyre getting stronger

[@abby101797]

There’s crazy NL lore in this video

[@a1b2c4d1]

"Just explain to your nephewson that your sister was a baddie" is actually the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

[@MemoryVague]

Forgetting Private Ryan

[@trentglenn3463]

Forgetting Ryan's privates

[@retinas2001]

16:15 he just said "ankle" like he was googling his ankle

[@joshstaples]

the way he said "Cuban links" with no hesitation was awesome

[@MrMoriardy]

The talking heads of NL and Dan are like the little devil and little angel on my shoulders when I'm not making moral decisions just chillin'

[@annoy4nce648]

1:24:49 that's actually wildly interesting. Also, it provides a definitive answer to the situation he was talking about. It's half incest.

[@sp0ck1p]

When Dan consoles NL about how they're doing "nothing" because they can't see anyone's reaction to anything, it's like he's talking directly to me

[@Lionbug]

"This 97 year old streamer still makes thumbnails the old fashioned way" xDD

[@HunkeyDunk]

NL is right about 90maxxing his channel, another streamer pokemon challenges outsourced all his content (editing, thumbnails, uploads) and got mega burnt so i like that hes working on his own stuff

[@impossiblefix1134]

Honestly some top tier discussion these guys talking about their first dates. Cheers!

[@iplaylol25]

The order doesnt come on the kitchen screen till its been serviced at the speaker. They dont pre make the app orders. The only orders made in advance are Delivery services. Also the app and its discounts are used like 50%+ of the time. For breakfast like 80%+ cause of coffee deals. They arent being jumped in queue

[@delimonky12]

1:14:44 when your wife’s boyfriend offers to let you sit in the corner next time

[@bigman3274]

how does the librarian have that photo of him, borderline breaching the sacred

[@Ardokaath]

That twitch sings clip at the end has me rolling every damn time 😂

[@keepyourselfsafe1386]

Sips had some legendary submissions on twitch sings lol

[@cdw2468]

the “weird” vs “vibes are off” distinction feels like it’s anthropologically sound in some way, is this an actual thing or is it just ryan being accidentally profound when he’s yapping

[@sscswimmer1]

Dan might actually be insane thinking Meg doesn't sound like Mila Kunis. What the fuck is he talking about

[@ItCantGetAnyWorse]

Hahahaha I didn’t know what twin peaks was until I went. I thought the place was related to the show lmao

[@malec8517]

51:00 the literally only 2 thoughts I've ever had about movie dates are "Would I like it, and would she like it." Maybe it's cause I'm a decade younger then the 2 married men. Movies not great first date, but good 2nd or 3rd etc.

[@RandomNeat]

The drive through not being for app orders is kind of a nonsensical take to me like the drive through is for convenience of the person ordering so of course an app order can go through it, and they can just place it in the spot they would have already placed the order. Lets even say worse case scenario the order gets placed ahead or behind its just a simple one person switch or just ask are you the app order or did you order in the drive through. This isn't like someone mixing drugs or volatile chemicals its just a bag with an itemized list taped to it. Then the above is the worse case scenario its possible that you're ordering off hours or you can order off hours and you just go through the drive through with no line and no one around and just get your order to absolutely no hassle. It's crazy to me that's its like no don't even order through the app with the intention of using the drive through because it might cause 2 seconds of thought for someone to pick one of 3 completely viable solutions with the requisite infrastructure already in place to support any individual solution picked along with additional solutions based on variables that can be loaded in the favor of the decision. I know this conversation is dead but that just really got me 5 months later.

[@viss9021]

This dude hardly every gets hit in ER, he’s so good.

[@kingmeep]

goated outro 😂

[@johnday2971]

Dan and NL should do a weekly podcast. Dan is so good at getting NL to open up.

[@CameronBrown-ph9do]

They did. It was called "check the wire"

[@NBDbingo5]

" you probably make and consume jello shots more as you get older" is the same line of logic as " when I'm 80 I will do all the hard drugs" like no you wont, you'll be past that part of your life

[@soandso9204]

we would love to see NL pick up beekeeping

[@fish_in_distress]

Being able to order and pickup my food while cutting out 90% of having to interact with or be seen by other people is a joy you can pry from my cold dead fingers.

[@bruinfan05]

11:38 Ken Carlo??! Are you out there

[@MundanePixels]

We love Dan don't we folks

[@Anberye]

I can't imagine NL having hair as a child

[@Mindofthequill]

Dan I am a drive thru app user for McDs. I literally say a number at the speaker and move on compared to people who spend like 10 minutes making an order. Also they dont start making the drive thru order until you are at the speaker.

[@hushpuppi3]

lmao my friends had a version of purple jesus but it turned out green so we called it a Romulan

[@matthewlipphardt7490]

Librarian, you're a good egg.

[@Smellyalater]

Hello to the gamers

[@soggychip6302]

Uploaded 32 seconds ago holy moly

[@vader9133]

Librarian uploads twice like twice day. Of course you're going to catch an upload eventually if you're chronically online. Imagine watching a streamer live brother.

[@dingledonk8027]

I fucking knew he was talking about dean ambrose

[@MrTuas]

The MrBeast thumbnail compilation goes craaaaaaazy

[@raldrid8264]

I have forgotten the glory of gachi

[@GigaVanguard]

Before I could even watch the clips, the bits and banter is up, how does he do it

[@tworice]

i’m not far enough into the video to know if it gets brought up but.. does dan think the achilles tendon (heel) is called the achilles hole??? is it just a pronunciation issue? 😭😭

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@RealPeoplePerson]

ROM HACKER, GET HIM!

[@DDDzombie]

35:46 I remember visiting my friend at college, he was like 10 minutes away from a hooters-like. So we joked about going for like 4 years, and then he finally told me what the gimmick was to separate it from hooters, and suddenly, it was no longer funny but a health code violation.

[@FreckoJoel]

[@jkotis564]

Dan needs to fucking chill

[@tatefairmusic]

NL incest era was not expected

[@vineballoon]

sushi again...

[@helloimtom100]

what a GOATed credits, I really miss the twitch singing app with sipps.

[@TenaciousDealer]

Yeah and that dude having that curry was so remarkably bad it went viral on twitter, wouldn't do that if it wasn't completely out the norm lmao

[@clankclankimatank]

I agree with 99% of what NL says about pickleball, except interacting with "professional" pickleball relatives has left me with an irrational level of irritation with the game.

[@bellringer7747]

Hey i have a weird request can you find any somewhat recent clips where NL says the word "anxiety". He says it weird and I can't get it out of my head but I also can't find the clip and its killing me. He says it like "anziety" or something I am at my wit's end please help me

[@theelectricant98]

Saving Sarah Marshall

[@SerbianKnifeFight]

Dan has no idea what hes talking abput with the app orders at mcdonalds. They love taking app orders at the drive through, you know why? No confusion. You see the order exactly how they want it in clear text and dont gotta sit therr for 10 minutes going Uhhhh i can get uhhh. It makes the line go way faster. Also they dont make the order til you get there so its basically identical to ordering when you get there, but faster

[@VinTJ]

damn, I was expecting the "if you tweet too often, see a therapist" bit, but I guess that's not particularly interesting enough lol.

[@xxvmvxx]

sushi

[@UU8D]

[@helloimtom100]

I cant imagine Type A chatters from a fighting game lol NL is very right

[@meursault223]

Tekken fans atpRtsd

[@RiaScarlet]

Sorry but People calling step sibling incest is crazy. they are relatives by marriage, not by blood (incest).

[@Palozon]

You like those swim trunks? Just remove the liner.