The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz | FULL SHOW | Wednesday | 08/03/22

[@davisconstantine7164]

These new time stamps are amazing. Thanks Dan Lebatard staff

[@shanekeg]

Yet amazingly simple. Its the little things lol

[@JDub0623]

Absolutely 💯🎯.. But now several viewers have been complaining in the comments about wanting the separate segment uploads so they don't have to wait as long for the full show 🤦‍♂️.. Like do they not realize they "upgraded" because the vast majority of us wanted this full show with time stamp format forever.. I don't know how someone can complain about this of all things, but never going to please everyone I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@TheFrankiefitz]

billy is the greatest

[@benschultz7743]

Facts him and Stu are goated

[@smileythegreat03s28]

What do you mean?

[@everetthudson4741]

Billy Goat

[@matthewmartin5721]

Thank you for the Vin Scully sound... As a Buckeye who relocated to LA I hated the Dodgers but the hours I spent on the 405 listening to Vin made for time joyously spent . RIP Mr. Scully.

[@anmolmishra703]

Buckeyes stole that chip from Miami.

[@JL--]

Watergate would be named Watergategate today

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

Great shout

[@JL--]

Billy's the absolute BEST! Hydrate and stay away from all that soda.

[@escola8732]

They BEST!

[@escola8732]

They BEST!

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

Great shout, also Billy.... blueberry and cranberry juice my dude!!

[@Born2BDown1981]

Apple Cider Vinegar helps keep kidney stones away too

[@budsmokinpandaz]

He suffers from chronic kidney stones. He can't help it he's said before on the show

[@Sucksuphere]

Best group of people ever assembled behind microphones anywhere anytime in the UNIVERSE!!!😊😊😊😊

[@Djpiglatin187]

Water gate is not about water must be a tshirt

[@danj4842]

Dan and Dan is always fun, great show today.

[@lepkebuchalter902]

1:12:34 Stugotz singing the Mike and Madog theme after talking to him for hours is a show classic. Plus Magic Johnson six women at once ,wonder if it was at Hefners mansion ?

[@slappydoodle]

Damn this 1 is late AF today. Appreciate the show tho always good shit Oh an I like the sorta behind the scenes stuff happening here.

[@mmg72519]

"Crack is back" MORE TONY!!! (and Amin, and Billy)

[@DJAYY803]

Roy’s got to be baked with that fence joke 😂

[@patrickgardner2331]

Seriously, when are we making #Amin a permanent member of the show??

[@joshix3242]

This coke brick founding convo is hilarious

[@tsukasaisreal8126]

I don't know where to address a letter, but two things on the show rekindled memories. In the mid 2000's I took my son to San Francisco for the Fourth of July. We stayed at the Nikko on the VIP floors [by accident] and had access to a free breakfast room. The following morning we went to avail ourselves of the free spread extremely early as he was young and an early riser. There was only one other person in the breakfast room. Vin Scully. I couldn't believe it. Although raised in Boston, I had lived 10 blocks from Dodger's stadium for 15 years. Vin was wearing a sports coat and ripping into a plate of fruit. I could not stop my inner fanboy and walked right up to him mumbling something about 4th of July, America, baseball, etc. He looked up and started talking about how great the Giants starting pitchers were going to be. I was floored. He sounded exactly like Vin Scully. He smiled liked Vin Scully. He was, in fact, Vin Scully. I corrected him about the Giants assuring him we were, in fact from LA and that I live walking distance from the Stadium. Vin invited us to sit with him. He leaned in and whispered to us, 'I think we have a good chance to win all three if things go right.' This was the equivalent of a lesser mortal telling me we're going to tear them a new asshole. Second thing. The walk and talk. In 1999 I was a boom operator doing movies and television. This is a job in the sound department that could be broken down as the guy who points the microphone at the person that is talking. Easy? Can be. Then I got a call to come on a new TV show called the West Wing. The first day when I arrived, the camera operator came up and shook my hand and offered condolences. For the next 16 hours I had a mic on the end of a 12 foot pole walking backwards through tight corridors while some combination of Martin Sheen, Brad Whitford, and Allison Janney walked as fast as they could and talked as fast as they could. I understood immediately why the original guy quit after three weeks. Reading the scripts was an absolute pleasure. Trying to film them was a different story. I lasted a month.

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

Ayo Jess calling for the death of the grid of death without ever having served a single punishment is so Suegotz 😂

[@anmolmishra703]

Witty: 5 4 3 2 1 Dan: ben? Ben: yea 😂😂

[@bighek561]

Billy Gill is legendary on this show

[@TheBluePhenom]

Vin Scully is the Mount Rushmore of the sports broadcasting industry

[@scottstyles1986]

As a lifelong Angelino, we have blessed to have the 2 best announcers in Baseball (Vin) and basketball (Chick Hearn) and even Bob Miller in hockey is a HOFer

[@randyjam305]

Smetty previously working for Vox just won me $20

[@dylanjones5678]

One time in middle school I tried to leave a sleepover late at night but in the process of doing so I set off the alarm to the house

[@budsmokinpandaz]

Wittyngham was on point in the early segments today. Scorching passion

[@EmersonAce1]

Great show!

[@kenrowe8533]

I really liked the poll updates, thanks for adding them, missed that ;)

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

Holy shit what a time we were in when The Last Dance came out. It was appointment viewing for every sports fan because there were no games being played. This is how you know that The Last Dance was great; WE ALL KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING TO END. YET WE WERE STILL GLUED TO IT AND BLOWN AWAY BY IT

[@ifomathomas2149]

Bill Belichick wins again keeping Brady from the Dolphins with that mistake in texting the wrong Brian

[@shindean]

Don't think it's winning if your franchise QB kept taking other patriot players and won a super bowl ring as soon as they left. This is Bill knocking a cup of yogurt out of drunk championship Brady's hand: "take That! Ha!"

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

‘Mistake’. Nah bill did that on purpose as one last middle finger to Brady before he left. 😂

[@keysersoze6506]

Never had a yoo-hoo before in my life and I'm glad because who wants chocolate water

[@JDub0623]

They are DELICIOUS

[@keysersoze6506]

@@JDub0623 chocolate water...

[@strongybaby8337]

Percocet soaked Billy 😂😂😂😂

[@buffaloalex1]

Awesome show today. Much more “put together” than in past weeks. Keep up the great work! 💪🏼💪🏼

[@richswitch2217]

Is Coallander the brother of Zoolander... damn Jess. Colander. Fine.

[@riotous484]

You'd think a foodie could pronounce this word. 🥘

[@markmontgomery9504]

Stugotz hope's to get on t.v? Has he already forgotten he was on national t.v every day for like 8 years?

[@UnoJimenez]

Yo… FULL SHOWS on one video, all day everyday! This is a game changer, in fact, it should have been that way from the beginning. Watch the views go up.

[@JDub0623]

Agreed 💯.. But some people are already complaining they want the separate segment uploads 🤦‍♂️.. I'd hope those are the vast minority.

[@UnoJimenez]

@@JDub0623 right!

[@justinbeaver2981]

We need a Marv on the Le Batard show. 😂

[@ATS21198421]

Absolutely call your shadiest friend!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tpickles67]

This is probably one of my favorite combo of the crew. Add in Cody and it's the dream team.

[@aeugenegray]

Mike and stu suck up all the air in the room

[@warrenknox9688]

great show today thk u

[@joebringas4807]

#morebilly

[@user-kw7rt9zl4e]

Dan saying he doesn’t know anybody that could move a brick of coke for him while John skipper in the other room is just perfect

[@user-kw7rt9zl4e]

I mean the literal only person with meadowlark confirmed to be anyway involved in the coke business lmfaoooo

[@anmolmishra703]

This is what happened. Dolphins and Flores were down with the plan to get Brady. Then there was rumors and a possibility dolphins will get Sean Payton and as a result. Fire Flores. At that point Flores was no longer down with the plan and since it seems he was going to get burned for Payton to become coach. He set the house on fire. If dolphins would have just went for Brady and kept Flores and not pursued Payton they would have Brady and Flores rn

[@shindean]

Flores was never down with any Dolphin admin choices for QB, it's the whole reason he got fired. Flores was Belicheck minus the experience and chips, and he admonished players to the media. I hope he does win his lawsuit, but let's not change facts...he was an asshole.

[@dondalepunk]

Guys...guys....PLEASE BRING BACK THE LOOKS LIKE GAME!!! We need timmy

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

Witty looks like a guy that would shush you in a library. Jess looks like lululemon and Starbucks personified. Mike Ryan looks like a midlife crisis. Dan looks like a hippo.

[@loganduran9543]

Drew Carey does a satellite radio show on Sirius

[@inertia53]

The rabbit in the snake story is quite metaphoric for this show.

[@dcHAUSdesign]

The Bruce Springsteen bit is on point. Tell Mike he has a winner!

[@Rievax17]

“Watergate wasn’t about Water!”

[@alexhill1871]

How did no one comment on the way Jessica said colander. At 3:58 she says it in a way I have never heard before.

[@dijn0]

Refran del dia! Finally cojones!

[@robertlinzmeier]

Thank you for cutting up the show with bookmarks today. The 10 minute "we will be back" screen isnt great.

[@anmolmishra703]

@stugotz…..tell me you smoked 10 heaters this morning without telling me lol

[@stonez02]

I will never, for the life of me, understand why ESPN thought it was a good idea to invest time in a Derek Jeter documentary. Let YES Network and Michael Kay have that bore fest

[@JDub0623]

Same executives who thought it was a good idea to cut this shows run time from 3 to 2 hours (mistake in itself) & try to sell it to Dan as a "promotion" 🤣🤦‍♂️

[@nickt9676]

Those were some pretty hard gulps during the monologue danno, now it's the dan calling the stu gotz.

[@305essenceify]

"Yoohoo? What are it's pronouns?" -Smetty

[@PhilM4]

15:06 Stugotz 🤣😂🤣😂

[@luisicky3366]

for the love of god, please pay off your grid of death of punishments! also, good show today guys

[@markhager2216]

It’s also funny that MadBum, who I love, tells Scully the snake/rabbit story at all. Bumgarner always seems to be the most disinterested person in baseball, but he’s scary smart

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

Billy, you're the 🐐. Fuck him or her, they or them, fuck em all. You're the best and they're not so WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😷

[@chrispurcell8892]

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law."

[@vicecityJ305]

Would Brian Flores still be coaching in Miami if they got Joe Burrow?

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

No. Burrow is good but he has weapons at the skill positions in Cincinnati that make him look even better. Tua has been working with a bare cupboard and just now got some weapons. They’d be running Joe Burrow out of town just like they tryna do Tua even tho it’s not totally his fault

[@vicecityJ305]

@@Imactuallynighthawk I agree the team had major holes but getting Burrow would have made Ross happy and buy Flores more time.

[@lorenortega8327]

I looked up monogamous birds. All really good birds

[@LaCheeserie]

Papi is the best

[@splasher456]

Dan just watch your boys CC reloaded documentary that’s literally a how to manual on how to sell blow

[@wukusa4066]

Show and segments posted at 5pm?!?!? Is this going to be the norm going forward? I like to watch/hear the show throughout the day, I will find another platform to get it if this is the plan for releasing on YT going forward.

[@JDub0623]

It is what it is. The vast majority of viewers have been clamoring for full show with time stamp episodes over the separate segments for months & months.. They finally did that for us & now some people are complaining about the time it gets posted.. It actually takes quite some time to do. The show runs, then they have to go back through & monitor the content, edit out what's unnecessary, add time stamps & closed captioning, etc.. The live shows can be directly uploaded afterwards more quickly though.

[@keysersoze6506]

All this dolphins talk got me ready to see them blunder and patriots still be better yet again

[@JDub0623]

We can only hope 😈. & I'm neither a fan or rival of either.

[@keysersoze6506]

@@JDub0623 then we can hear the excuses or "factors" that no other team outside of Miami or wherever LeBron and Aaron Rodgers are will get

[@justinbeaver2981]

I completely disagree with the first comment that Dan read, more Billy Gill and Bipo. Especially Bipo.

[@Stouffing]

Ha! A commercial for Indiana played after the show.

[@MambaEdits]

Every time Jess opens her mouth I fast forward 30 seconds

[@JDub0623]

I honestly do the same 🤣😂

[@PRBoricua23]

Man, Stu gotta do something about his voice. It’s deteriorating quickly, makes me worry how much longer he can do 3 hr podcasts.

[@Imactuallynighthawk]

BRUH. If you go back and listen to stuff from fucking last year he sounds so different. If you go back to 2018 he actually sounds normal and professional. if you go all the back to the 790 days, he sounds like a completely different person 🤣 those heaters man, how bout that?

[@mca217]

Stu has to change his stage name to Jon Fleming

[@ki11switch]

NYC rats have seen it all and been thru it all, so I doubt it was "trained". They're just more savvy than any other common rat. But in all seriousness I'm pretty sure they've all bathed in the ooze that turned the Ninja Turtles and *Master Splinter* into mutants.

[@gypsieking3280]

Not here for the slandering of "Whose Line..."

[@JamesK888]

I could’ve swore the pizza rat was in lake placid

[@CodyVanRyn]

The whole point of the Price is Right is that you dont know the exact price

[@Thestylishruffianslayer]

If I put it in letter form will you play the my neck my back my Michael doleac sound

[@transithiphop]

Does Dan shave his chest? That V neck is distracting

[@luiscano8649]

I rather billy get the airtime witty does just saying

[@Mogey241]

Stephen Ross on behalf of Stubborn Defiance

[@Rary.0]

poor billy passing a stone

[@dannyvandan_]

both were myocardial infarcts but important correction

[@ChrisSanDiego11]

Paying forty dollars for a much-needed shower is not crazy.

[@clocksheep1301]

Bologna

[@derrickhucks2924]

No Country for Old Men is why I'm not touching something that doesn't belong to me. Anton Chigurh........

[@drakoramore9]

Jess with all this Splinter slander. That poor rat was just trying to feed his 4 teenagers.

[@Nuanced717]

Co-Land-Er? Wow Jess…👀

[@dkmegatron]

Billy is evil Kermit

[@pushinstix4837]

If they ever read these comments they'd fall into a hell of a show idea. Not for their show but a whole new show. All I need is an email and I'll pitch the show to whomever wants to hear about it but it's a good damn show if you'd help hear me out.

[@SmettyGottaGo164]

FireSmetty...Chuck Notblocked

[@joeycobb6697]

Damn dan is such a Debbie downer

[@ronaldjohnson9413]

Dan?! Please have an original fucking thought! This stephen Ross take is played out. WTF man?!

[@ANTIFASCIST.ALLSTAR]

Ron Johnson, don't you have a democracy to overthrow. Have fun in jail, then hell. ✌️

[@patricklavia1625]

This show is getting worse by the day, another mail it in Wednesday...let's talk a hypothetical tom brady story that no one gives a f about for weeks, fun. All the takes now by this show are for rich people and parents...not why I ever loke this show at all. And enough with the lies dan, you don't funcking work out that much, you don't eat right that much, look at your brother. Dan never reveals shit about himself, I used to think him and Mike were so smart but yea I was clearly wrong