The Dark Lord Rises

[@friendlyjordies]

Live-Show Tix: www.friendlyjordies.com/live-show Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/friendlyjordies

[@aussiegod4269]

Jordan could you talk about the gas cartels that the Morrison government allowed to take away Australia supply of natural gas.

[@braydoxastora5584]

Warhammer reference I am content Balance has been restored to the universe. As for a warhammer request. Can you give Macca from the outer circle a shoutoutn Figured it would be the easiest thing to do.

[@Sven_x]

Jordie can you somehow get a journalist in there to ask these questions you come up with

[@lordlamb3507]

Labor themed warlord titan

[@mikespike2099]

I AGREE! The Press should be asking more targeted and pressing questions such as "Why did Sector 301 fall to the Tyranids on their watch!? Or why did we lose a legion of Imperial troops and even Space Marines to the Choas Storm in Sector 255?!

[@majorkill]

Warhammer 40k reference 💦

[@YogonKalisto]

yea, when he said that i thought how great an eldari he'd make

[@PetesTools.BiggestFan]

Dorks

[@KategariYami]

Dude... Fleur Delacour's mum. That's an incredible call. And a wonderful complement too.

[@Mr_M_History]

I think the original vision of the channel is starting to be sold out for views. How could you do videos on the swimming carnival and athletics carnival but not complete it with cross country? Disappointed you sold out to discuss irrelevant issues like Dutton and Cybersecurity laws...

[@monkeybomb1232]

Where is Aussie courts 9001?

[@rennnnn914]

Cybersecurity irrelevent?

[@le_travie7724]

@@rennnnn914 clearly a joke

[@monkeybomb1232]

@@rennnnn914 ah a fellow warhammer enthusiast.

[@David-lr2vi]

😂

[@sammedion6083]

Tell us something we don't know. If you want something done, do it yourself. Send Cristo along to a Dutton presser to ask questions. Oh I forgot that would trigger a taskforce response and a raid on his home by the AFP.

[@ivanolsen8596]

And the Tactical Responce Group, plus the 3 branches of the Military.

[@totaramgandhi5117]

@@ivanolsen8596 Don't forget the "Fixated Persons Task Force".😂

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

I think that would get him killed this time.

[@ivanolsen8596]

@@totaramgandhi5117 Who could forget that band of misguided thugs led by a neanderthal loser.

[@theairstig9164]

@@totaramgandhi5117 you mean a strike force? A task force is more on things like meth in the community

[@sarahpink1692]

The really gross thing is that the questions, despite being about "minority issues", don't even properly address those issues! They're asking about how these groups "Feel under-represented" by the Liberal party instead of, for instance, "Peter Dutton, will you support the Labor government in calling a referendum on an indigenous voice in parliament?" or, "Peter Dutton, given that women abandoned your party in massive numbers last election, what have you done to address the rampant sexual misconduct in your party that occurred under Scott Morrison?" or even something so softball as "Peter Dutton you have been on the Liberal frontbench since they took office in 2013, how do you plan to convince the Australian people that you will run your party any differently than it has been run for the past 9 years?"

[@ivanolsen8596]

Dear,oh dear, how could those tiny minds come up with that sort of questioning? they are clearly struggling to ask the questions that they do.

[@TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket]

"Peter Dutton, you so youre against illegal immigration and I assume human trafficking? How come all those international 'au pairs', their employers knew to call you, Peter Dutton, specifically" uwu~ :3

[@turpinator7114]

Let ma answer 2 of uour questions. Referendum for an Abo voice in parliament. NO WAY Sexual misconduct in parliament. Check with the labor party. Bullying in parliament. Check with labor and the mean girls brat pack murderers

[@NetWinder]

@@turpinator7114 how’s those two brain cells going, mate? You wrote so poorly it actually validates the statement “liberal voters are the most unintelligent voters in Australia” 😂

[@AwesomeEth9]

@@turpinator7114 I assume your name is a reference to your favourite hobby of drinking an entire 2 litre bottle of mineral turpentine?

[@necromater]

i will now and forever refer to Dutton as the member for Slitherin

[@gohan3914]

Me and my Mrs saw him last year at this Italian restaurant in Canberra he came in with like 5 staunch blokes around him more like a mafia don than a politician. Every time we went to the toilet his boys kept eyeing us off like we were Assassin's or something.

[@mikespike2099]

The Emperor must have his honor guard!

[@Sporty12boy]

We had Barnaby at our work in a Canberra club in woden the day after loosing leadership of the nationals! Pretty hilarious seeing him there

[@matchinu]

They probably knew you were capable of a kamahemaha 🤷

[@revanchist2256]

Lmao Palpatine's Royal Guards

[@lakodamon]

They're making sure you don't say mean things about him

[@kylenorman9167]

Hey Jordan my mate that moved to Finland appreciates your political commentary and quite large head to body size ratio/ Durry smokin' king. Probably him, shout out to Ned

[@apoc341]

Voldemort and Harry Potter are now the opposition leader and leader of the nationals. It’s hilarious, Tanya was spot on. 😂

[@boazjamesmiller6387]

Honestly, I don't believe for a second that You Know Who really died in the Battle of Hogwarts in early May 1998. It is my opinion that he somehow implanted an eighth horcrux into the living body of a certain Detective Senior Constable of the Queensland Police Service, which was activated upon that police officer's involvement in a vehicular crash in August 1998. The survivor of that crash retired from the force the next year, and was elected as a Liberal party Member of the Australian House of Representatives for the Queensland seat of Dickson two years after that, in 2001. He has since dedicated his efforts to the gradual concentration of sufficient political power in the muggle world until he finds himself in a position where he can inflict significant cruelty upon poor and vulnerable people, erode freedom of speech and the press, and ultimately establish a system of totalitarian government, all without being held to account for it. Upon the completion of these goals, the Dark Lord will reveal his true identity to the world and wreak his glorious vengeance upon all those who dared defy him in the past.

[@antoniomacco3503]

hahahahhahahahah this is a good one

[@Matlockization]

"John Barilaro has been awarded $715,000 in defamation damages from Google for a "vindictive" social media campaign by Jordan Shanks who posted defamatory videos on its KZbin platform also face possible prosecution for contempt of court."

[@seannorris1901]

Honestly with names like Berejiklian and Plibersek, i'm waiting on Obi-Wan Kenobi, he is our only hope

[@opensocietyaustralia1369]

Sarumort* and Harry Potter (As some are saying)

[@ZaneRux]

My parents live in a small town in Sussan Ley's electorate, she visited the local pub there many years ago and the publican immediately kicked her out because no one in the town actually likes her. Unfortunately one particular border town with a large population seems to keep voting her in.

[@eponymous7910]

As environment minister she oversaw the worst coral bleaching event in modern history, can't believe she wasn't shown the door

[@bibsp3556]

Considering elections used to be held in pubs, this is a nice little metaphor I think

[@davidnorris166]

Bloody Albury! That's why I moved to Wodonga

[@friedricey]

What the Susan that took 167 endangered and near extinct animals off the protection list Susan? The one that asserted that she has no duty of care to the future of Children? It can't be. s/

[@mikespike2099]

I thought you might have swatted her with a broom thinking a giant toad has hopped into the pub!

[@Mach1048]

I get what Albo's doing. Call that comment out, show that he's walking the walk, and damn I hope in a back room, behind closed doors, gave Tanya a solid High Five.

[@boazjamesmiller6387]

Honestly, I don't believe for a second that You Know Who really died in the Battle of Hogwarts in early May 1998. It is my opinion that he somehow implanted an eighth horcrux into the living body of a certain Detective Senior Constable of the Queensland Police Service, which was activated upon that police officer's involvement in a vehicular crash in August 1998. The survivor of that crash retired from the force the next year, and was elected as a Liberal party Member of the Australian House of Representatives for the Queensland seat of Dickson two years after that, in 2001. He has since dedicated his efforts to the gradual concentration of sufficient political power in the muggle world until he finds himself in a position where he can inflict significant cruelty upon poor and vulnerable people, erode freedom of speech and the press, and ultimately establish a system of totalitarian government, all without being held to account for it. Upon the completion of these goals, the Dark Lord will reveal his true identity to the world and wreak his glorious vengeance upon all those who dared defy him in the past.

[@Mach1048]

I 100% get this is Satire. But DAMN SON! Watch out there, Idiots will believe that.

[@JR-lj7jc]

Gave Tanya a solid high five hey?? Would that high five include a demotion in portfolio? Nice logic there said no one ever! She’s from the moderate ALP and he’s just left wing as fuck like the little cum stain who posted this video

[@howizee]

I never even knew Monique Ryan was part of this teal thing or that the teal thing was even a thing until election day. I just wanted to vote for the candidate most likely to kick out Frydenberg.

[@totaramgandhi5117]

Well done! Thank you!

[@Mark-Ozi]

Which in your case was all you needed to know.

[@baabaabaa2293]

I see Josh is suing a few ppl he's taken offence to...be a long list!

[@craigh79]

Imagine the lenghts of pvc pipe and gerbils the sky team have in the break room.

[@melissabarrett9750]

On average, three gerbils per colon.

[@baabaabaa2293]

Oh thanks.. the mental picture!!

[@Squashed8Ball]

🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂

[@bad_parent]

Finnish viewers mentioned! Love your channel! I learned a lot about Australia through your channel!

[@deathfalcon602]

Torille!

[@wittoist]

Can you imagine how unfulfilled journalism professors would be watching their best and brightest not get jobs OR compromising their integrity just to get paid?

[@schroecat1]

You're presuming that journalism "professors" aren't just a ethically bankrupt as their students? Where did the students learn the behaviour from, I wonder?

[@bibsp3556]

I had a couple really great professors, but also a few Murdoch lapdogs

[@wittoist]

@@schroecat1 I'm not sure. I know my Chem professors would shed tears if we graduated and worked as homoeopaths

[@trashboat7961]

Journo professors are part of the problem.

[@andi9161]

@@bibsp3556 please explain why Murdoch is bad as someone who is a big fox news guy I am curious why Murdoch is bad when frankly they're non woke?

[@bren2446]

Sky News: "Those Voldemort comments were mean and nasty" Also Sky News: *Uses mean and nasty comments daily*

[@alanobrien9355]

Like what?

[@TheDUSTINTUBE]

Peter Dutton looks like Karl Pilkington’s evil twin

[@karmacomedian3020]

Head like an orange!

[@markcoroneos7811]

Karl pilkington vs Pil Karlington

[@karlgerg2626]

Mr. K. Dilkington

[@baabaabaa2293]

Bit unfair to Karl.

[@_BangDroid_]

Vladimir Dutin

[@cosmo2420]

Jodries: "Move somewhere more sunny to get more Melatonin in your body." Everyone in Australia, where the sun gives us lots of Melatonin for our bodies: *Falls asleep*

[@myfaveyoutube]

'Gets cancer🤩

[@wakatamihana7319]

highly underrated comment

[@goingbike]

Solid truth

[@connorbrown6764]

Christmas on the beach! You people are nuts.

[@resourcedragon]

While Dutton continues to look and act like Voldemort, people will continue to call him Voldemort (or perhaps "You know who"). Get over it Sky News.

[@chrispalko9483]

Albo plays tennis while Australia struggles with an energy crisis. What a leader 🤦‍♂️

[@davespanksalot8413]

@@chrispalko9483 I’m guessing you’re being ironic? Just checking is all.

[@chrispalko9483]

@@davespanksalot8413 yes mate. While Jordy picks on Dutton he fails to bring real issues to the table. Ps. I’m not politically biased towards either. They should both be accountable for their actions and lack thereof

[@RattusNorvegicuz]

​@@chrispalko9483 real issues like albo playing tennis

[@totaramgandhi5117]

@@RattusNorvegicuz Indeed! For a crisis that has been building for years, and was hidden, but now playing tennis to keep fit is out.

[@lastsinnersa8002]

Murdoch Monkeys are so angry that people are fed up with getting angry.

[@japaneseslipperify]

Suomi suomi suomi! 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮 Keep up the good work!

[@TheRealGooberMan]

Hello there mister Friendly sir. Aussie living in Helsinki here, born and raised in Sydney and now living on basically the opposite side of the planet. We currently have nearly 19 hour days here and never leave twilight. Your joke will definitely work better in six months time when the day will be barely 5 hours long. Since you asked, I watch your channel to help keep up with events back home. I especially appreciated your episodes on the water problem, the impact of cotton farmers was already evident in the 90s when I was seeing lots of country NSW (grandparents lived in Mudgee, got to see a lot of the surrounding 300km) and it's just plain disgusting to see how much worse it's gotten.

[@bipulrayamajhee2378]

they cant stop the meta. noone can

[@bigchrisky7031]

Oh Dutton was definitely playing a looooong game for one minister to be able have oncentrated so much power into one super department was scary. You had to wonder what he had on others to have held it for so long it as well.

[@bigchrisky7031]

Oh and if we are going for nerdy references I truly think he is more an Erebus/Kor Pharon weilding the power from the shadows and leading others into a dark place...

[@boazjamesmiller6387]

Honestly, I don't believe for a second that You Know Who really died in the Battle of Hogwarts in early May 1998. It is my opinion that he somehow implanted an eighth horcrux into the living body of a certain Detective Senior Constable of the Queensland Police Service, which was activated upon that police officer's involvement in a vehicular crash in August 1998. The survivor of that crash retired from the force the next year, and was elected as a Liberal party Member of the Australian House of Representatives for the Queensland seat of Dickson two years after that, in 2001. He has since dedicated his efforts to the gradual concentration of sufficient political power in the muggle world until he finds himself in a position where he can inflict significant cruelty upon poor and vulnerable people, erode freedom of speech and the press, and ultimately establish a system of totalitarian government, all without being held to account for it. Upon the completion of these goals, the Dark Lord will reveal his true identity to the world and wreak his glorious vengeance upon all those who dared defy him in the past.

[@theairstig9164]

So to be clear. Between AFP Home Affairs ASIO and a few other “units” with classified budgets there may have been some reviews of parliamentarians correspondence with others “not from around here”. The content of that correspondence is a matter of public conjecture. Some of it is already in the news, some is pure speculation. You be the judge

[@mohebbi71]

I keep telling everyone - if you're a Tory politician, your title is "minister for FLOGGING OFF " - it makes more sense then.

[@baabaabaa2293]

That'd be the Flogging off the Country portfolio.

[@BCzepa]

what does tory mean? i know its a british term

[@baabaabaa2293]

Conservative Party ie mainly right of politics... In Irish it means outlaw or chased wrongdoer... pretty close comparison. So our Liberal Party are along the same lines as the Tories.

[@trevorfitzgerald4996]

I have lived in his electorate for 14 years . I have seen him once at a coffee shop with the the local council member. all the functions he should have been at was a no show. My wife has tried a dozen time to contact him no reply from him. His office just say they will pass it on.

[@dimma9077]

Man its literally Harry Potter vs the Dark Lord himself lol.....someone's gotta turn that into a meme!

[@BigDaddyLowe]

The West Australian made a similar comparison on their recent front page, probably the only funny one they’ve ever done

[@dimma9077]

Could u forward the link pls?

[@deant6627]

Shit imagine if Dutton got in as PM 😬 How long would it be until a new law got pushed through so the only colour we are allowed to wear is grey

[@melissabarrett9750]

I doubt that even Liberals want that scary creature as PM.

[@baabaabaa2293]

We'd all be locked up for watching this!

[@calebh7507]

Can you imagine in the same breath being mad about name calling and then slinging back the very thing you hate by attenpting to make other movie character comparisons? Jordan nailed it with the 'only I'm allowed to do that ' sentiment the sky news people have which just contradicts their whole freedom of speech thing but hey what's new

[@Marth667]

Rule's for meee but not for theeeee, you filthy peasant!!

[@mistere6299]

I believe the correct term is "rules for thee but not for me"

[@matraines8621]

Sky News and right wing have their take its called Elmer Fudd but yeah let's focus on the victims of Liberal hurt by character assassinations. Such hypocrisy is laughable with them chest beating over this.

[@alanobrien9355]

When have they done the same thing?

[@YogonKalisto]

he said fatty hehe

[@MrEtnorb]

Have a look at Edward Munch’s Scream painting. That’s Dutton.

[@zybch]

Tanya's apology re: Voldemort only drew more attention to Dutton's disturbing appearance and actions over his career as a crooked cop and then minister. Had it just been ignored the media wouldn't have given it a second of coverage (except Sky of course) and it would have been forgotten. But now we have it on record and publicly acknowledged that Dutton = Voldemort.

[@nebing7708]

The Streisand effect

[@andi9161]

Mocking someone for the way they look is pretty pathetic and frankly His policies on immigration were pretty ideal Keeping people smugglers at bay Nobody deserves a free ride while Australians are homeless struggling so bad because of State and federal polices that don't benefit anyone expect Those who had investments in those areas..

[@randomexcuse]

Yeah, it wasn't an accident. There is a reason why it was Tanya who was sent out to say it on air, and not Albanese or Richard Marles.

[@randomexcuse]

@@andi9161 And yet Dutton and the Libs do nothing for the homeless and struggling here. It's not zero sum, you can help both refugees (we signed a convention about it an everything) and the homeless and less fortunate who are already here, yet the government help neither. Top tip for people smugglers - start donating some of your mega profits to the LNP and I'm sure you'll not only stop being persecuted, but also be awarded the official "people smuggling" federal contract without any kind of messy oversight or tender process. Maybe even import some former high profile LNP MPs to your board - Ruddock or even Morrison would be a good choice.

[@Matlockization]

"John Barilaro has been awarded $715,000 in defamation damages from Google for a "vindictive" social media campaign by Jordan Shanks who posted defamatory videos on its KZbin platform also face possible prosecution for contempt of court."

[@flynnc-m560]

Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusade playthrough. It's like age of empires with legendary quotable dialogue

[@HahaDamn]

ENEMIES, WE NEED ENEMIES!

[@HahaDamn]

THE ENEMIES OF MAN, CANNOT STAND BEFORE US!

[@flynnc-m560]

@@HahaDamn Yes.. Lord?

[@flynnc-m560]

Hey Jordan, I'll buy you a copy if you have a steam account

[@markcoroneos7811]

SPECE MEHRINES!!

[@ajstransportawptv]

I had a brief chat to Sussan Ley about Adani and she told me that they have "special laws" which I assume that they can do whatever they want. need to contact her soon.

[@Bagster321]

Dutton should not be underestimated in the slightest. That's why we have to keep calling out their bullshit for the next three years. He's on the back foot atm tho, so we need to take advantage of that.

[@jaywulf]

"Murdoch Monkeys" - I am stealing that term, though it might be a tad discrespectful to our Symian cousins.

[@tareikhavoc]

God emperor is a Dune reference. Fight me

[@DoctorProph3t]

Heresy

[@markgillard2410]

Oh, hey. I'm the viewer in Finland. Thanks for the shout-out. Now I'm off to buy some melatonin

[@aussiegod4269]

Honestly, props to Plibersek for calling it out as it is.

[@tripledigit4835]

Let’s be honest, if Dutton made a joke about the way Tanya P looked. The media would drag him over the rails for sexism. All the neoliberal outlets would complain about it

[@totaramgandhi5117]

@@Sem5626 No. It doesn't work with these people. Remember how Rudd tried to be goody-goody with them and how Tony Abbott responded? No mercy is the only thing they understand.

[@DarkAvenga]

@@Sem5626 and they act so much better? Lol

[@siouxm2117]

@@totaramgandhi5117 yeah, I keep thinking about how they didn't call out all the ditch the witch whose earlobes do not please us stuff

[@_BangDroid_]

She should have just called him a Nazi. That way he sues for defamation and _things_ will be dragged out in discovery

[@absolutedisgrace]

As smart as Dutton might be, his crafted image is his downfall now. He curated an image of a heartless strong man, which was advantageous as the immigration minister where having no soul made some Australians feel like he was keeping those 'others' out. No amount of political craftiness will help Dutton if he doesn't acquire some Charisma. I don't think he can win over the populous and our media has become so entrenched in identity politics that Dutton will probably get rolled before the next election if there is poll after poll after poll showing everyone hates him.

[@mattbowd]

Watch Josh Frydenberg reappear in the next year

[@melissabarrett9750]

He used to be a cop... Proof that he had no soul and was evil.

[@FesteringFiesta]

I believe his purpose is not to win but to block any progress Labor aims to make ie Aboriginal recognition, EV and renewables investment etc. he will unashamedly attack these things unlike scomo who tried to be everyone’s daggy dad

[@spikespikey5389]

@@melissabarrett9750 His was born evil and will die evil people don't change

[@melissabarrett9750]

@@FesteringFiesta Between Labor, The Greens and the Independents, Liberal lack enough seats in the Senate or the House of Representatives. All Liberal can do is not support, but they can't block. That's how good the new parliament lineup is. Liberal don't still have any teeth. They can only hope to make supportable negative comments about these legislations in the press.

[@91Caesar]

I want you to do a 20ish minute run through of the events of the great crusade and horus heresy

[@mikespike2099]

YES PLEASE!!!

[@coasterblocks3420]

Do you know what Peter Dutton’s profile pic tagline was in his School Magazine at St Paul’s was? “Peter Dutton for PM” Megalomaniac in the making.

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

I'm still disappointed no one has made the comparison to Nosfuratu.

[@mikespike2099]

I AGREE! The Press should be asking more targeted and pressing questions such as "Why did Sector 301 fall to the Tyranids on their watch!? Or why did we lose a legion of Imperial troops and even Space Marines to the Choas Storm in Sector 255?!

[@tankatim13]

As stated in the lore, would it have be possible to see Las fire from orbit as Cadia broke apart. “The planet broke before the guard”

[@danielrichardson3613]

I'm reasonably certain the person who asked the "why are two men in charge of the coalition?" was Clare Armstrong from the Daily Telegraph. It definitely sounded like her voice, she keeps popping up on the ABC.

[@petejay75]

Oi, I live in Finland and watch your videos all the time! Granted, the weather here does make me sad and actually is the bane of my existence... but I'm still gonna watch these videos, dagnabbit!!

[@LokiBeckonswow]

I'm really happy you're not letting anyone forget about the terrifying impact Susan Ley has had despite her legal duties, also for cutting through the bullshit of the press class - not the jordies we deserve, but the jordies we need

[@bigpapadrew]

how DARE you spell Ley's name without the valuable extra S she added to it because numerology told her to!

[@NoOne56488]

You forgot ccp dan and palachook as well, oh wait they're labor and labor do no wrong on this woke leftie channel. What a joke this is...

[@seanstephens3725]

Jordies isn't at all the reason Labor won, it's because of people like the teals and the Greens that Labor are in power. Only a very small percentage of the population watch this channel, and while he consistently raises important issues, mainstream media doesn't focus on them

[@LokiBeckonswow]

@@seanstephens3725 "only a small percentage of the population watch this channel"... keep in mind that Jordies alone has an audience that now rivals the think tank that is the Costello machine of 9/Fairfax, so I'm not sure what you're talking about here here, maybe you're just another Murdoch rat out to try and distract people from how influential Jordan has become. Saying that Jordies didn't contribute to Labor's now majority government is pretty insane, again, I can only think of one reason why you would want to speak against his influence and contribution to the most corrupt government in Australian history being ousted. It was also the collective journalistic effort of @TheJuiceMedia, @MichaelWestMedia and @TheKangarooCourtOfAustralia, as well as Jordan and his team's several year campaign against corruption. Please don't try to downplay the importance of this, that's inaccurate, and extremely disrespectful to the massive efforts by Jordan and his team, as well as the people they represent.

[@seanstephens3725]

@@LokiBeckonswow Jesus Christ, what a rant. I'm not a "Murdoch rat" in any way, shape, or form, so thanks for resorting to an ad hominem instead of a merit-based argument. And source? I'd love for you to actually find something that proves he has an audience to rival 9 & Fairfax media, their audience is quite large. And sure, he had an impact, but to claim he was, in essence, the main reason Labor won is disingenuous at best and a blatant lie at worst. He had a role, that much is true, but again, it's not just him exposing corruption. There are several other organisations (some of which you've mentioned, good for you) that have contributed to the cause, and, given Jordan himself criticises several Labor policy areas in this very video, it's ridiculous to claim a Labor win was a direct result of Jordan's support & investigative journalism

[@dodgygoose3054]

So, the next 3 years will be how shiny can Murdoch & Nine make Voldemort's head... to not scare small children & fluffy Koalas... Oh... this is going to be truly momentous amounts of Bullshit.

[@stanstreatfield3485]

The sight of Dutton trying to pretend he's a nice guy over the next couple of years is going to be the funniest shit you will ever see. And the media taking it seriously will be the most tragic.

[@noelhass3712]

Can't wait for Shaun Micallef to come back on and see what he does with it?

[@thisoldboy4111]

The Horus Heresy isn't the only thing that the word Heresy might bring to mind and just because I happen to think of 40k doesn't mean I want to be PESONALLY ATTACKED

[@The090919900222]

I'm still seeing the Teleprompter in Kenny's Forehead...

[@ozzybloke4830]

Its Kenny's contribution to climate change by installing a bowling ball polisher to amplify the reflected light in turn reducing lighting costs.

[@LeighWHeard]

I'd like to live in Finland for at least some time. It's right next to Sweden and both countries are basically the best places to be if you want to go to live shows by the myriad of awesome metal bands calling those nations home all the time.

[@lachlanlawrence2021]

As a millennial, I appreciate all the Harry Potter references. Also, more 40K content please!!

[@mikespike2099]

I AGREE! The Press should be asking more targeted and pressing questions such as "Why did Sector 301 fall to the Tyranids on their watch!? Or why did we lose a legion of Imperial troops and even Space Marines to the Choas Storm in Sector 255?!

[@hisako-1984]

I still feel like the more apt comparison for Peter Dutton is Peter Creedy from V for Vendetta.

[@Kajpaje]

Brilliant! Let's have another version of Morrison to reject soundly. And a tiny little gloat.

[@jamessmith5666]

Nerd viewer here; I'd like to see a video about how the Warhammer universe is the Liberal Party version of tabletop gaming universes compared to Battletech, the LABOR version of nerd sci-fi universes. Go on, delve into that sub culture swill!

[@mathewarena3845]

Id like to see a liberal vs labour 40k bash 😆

[@bwheels8496]

You must be new here! He's already made many references to 40k and the Australian political parties lmao

[@thekrevolution]

Tanya should apologies to Voldemort for comparing him to petter dutton

[@1isaacperkins]

funny

[@brett22bt]

The Dutton comparison with Voldermort is an absolute classic. But sitting members need to leave the name-calling and mockery to the cartoonists and satirists. It just gives the right-wing snowflakes ammunition.

[@brett22bt]

@@bipulrayamajhee2378 I take your point. We did have 3 years of the Libs complaining about Julia Gillard's "big arse".

[@emmaholloway2516]

The stacks on mentality towards Tanya really baffled me, she's not the first to say it publicly. Pauline Hanson's cartoon depicted him as voldemort months ago.

[@theairstig9164]

PH isn’t an enemy of Sky News. They would rather ignore her unless it suits them to prove some point about Labor

[@johnstibbs2535]

I for real thought he was gonna say “what goes on in that man’s urethra” and immediately flinched

[@melissabarrett9750]

Lol... Pipe cleaners

[@justanuff]

rolled up sand paper

[@melissabarrett9750]

@@justanuff ...attached to a power drill

[@FourKits]

Gotta agree; underestimating Dutton's intelligence, competence, and leadership ability is dangerous. Keep up the good work.

[@lakodamon]

It's impossible

[@baabaabaa2293]

Yep Duttons not dumb...he's dangerous. Learnt his trade in one of the biggest criminal organisations in Australia.

[@lakodamon]

If you think he's intelligent and competent, you forgot why he had to stop being a jack. As for leadership, the party-room votes last time said otherwise. What makes him dangerous, is his delusion of HAVING those things.

[@akipoika84]

So weird to finally read news in Finland on Barilaro getting money from Google because of your content 😅

[@Ktmfan450]

Has anyone seen the back of Peter Dutton's head? How can we be sure that there isn't a secret dark lord hiding in the most obvious of plain sights Another dark lords skull

[@kathduncan9618]

Glorious!!! Thank you!

[@Lizrdlookslike]

It's like he uses nair as facewash and shampoo

[@letmeexplain1816]

🤣😂🤣

[@caitlinlannoy8940]

I know this is probably looking to deep into it, but I wonder if tanya saying that peter dutton should ‘smile more’ is a dig at the Liberal aligned journalists and conservative side of politics who including peter dutton, who told Grame Tame to smile more after the Scott Morrison situation. If so, subtle but effective. I like it.

[@robertcoleman4861]

He will never ever become "P M" and i was overjoyed when ole red face got the sack love your show cheers bob.

[@ultimablackmage]

So which are we supposed to use when referring to THE LIBERAL LEADER? Mr Potato Head or Voldamort? Mr Voldamortato Head?

[@Monster4life100]

That professor sprout comment, he really thought that was gold 😂

[@Shard113]

Rogue trader review video. We need to hear your take on the inquisitors' psychic energy channeling panama-hats and literal space shark people.

[@ADerpyReality]

Pauline Hanson should just be a voice actor and make cartoons.

[@403gtfo]

The radio host was just baiting her. You can almost hear "Oh boyz here comes my 15 minutes!" in their voice. Potato head has been half heartedly trying to change his image for years. May he reign over LNP and give Labor the easy wins for years to come.

[@chickenlittle5095]

Holy hell! Aged care workers JUST above CEOs on that list…….

[@Saxdude26]

The Fluer comparison with Tanya is striking, Jordan. Swing and a home run.

[@Haphazardzone]

The real crime is that press release with the numbers left aligned.

[@colh3127]

I still reckon there's a case for Dutton (also) looking like a discount Imhotep. Plus the original mummy is way better than Harry Potter...

[@shabberto]

Jordies is frustrating cause he's so right about so much but he's also the biggest C word ever. We deserve him.

[@milesellis2847]

She thinks children watch Harry Potter. They don't even know who he is.

[@andrewhazlewood4569]

I maintain that Peter Dutton is Peter Creepy Creedy from V for Vendetta not just in appearance but in profession and dangerous unconscionable attitude. From the Villains Wiki: “Peter Creedy is the leader of the Norsefire secret police known as the "Fingermen". Unlike Norsefire's official leader, Adam Susan, who genuinely believes in fascism, Creedy is a cold-blooded opportunist whose only goal is absolute power.”

[@tama_yaga]

one of my fave videos you've ever produced. 11/10

[@satiricgames2129]

Ironic Chris has a go at Tanya for using mean girl tactics yet then pulls out the same tactics like get a brain

[@theairstig9164]

His viewers are so brain damaged they don’t notice this hypocrisy. Something about people looking like their pets appears to be happening

[@mpmaverick4359]

Nice, it's the guy from Housos. Glad to see you made a Warhammer channel dude.

[@KwamenaBrace]

I'm finnish and I live in Melbourne. I feel attacked lol.

[@stultusvenator3233]

Yeah that was wrong - Voldemort is a much nicer & trustworthy person than Dutton.

[@ADerpyReality]

Reliable.

[@lukedastoli9959]

The likeness of Dutton to Voldemort is absolutely stunning; in looks, ambitions and behaviour.

[@_BangDroid_]

I think a better comparison is Vladimir Dutin

[@TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket]

There's heaps more ways to make fun of Dutton's appearance besides Voldemort (Though i reckon he looks more like those screaming mandrakes), like... the man's face skin somehow looks the texture of a slightly rottern pumkin filled with hamburger meat...

[@davespanksalot8413]

I’ve always seen him more as a post burns mid sith apprenticeship Annakin Skywalker….

[@TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket]

@@davespanksalot8413 i see it. But i also see that but also if Anakin was made of meatloaf :p

[@davespanksalot8413]

@@TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket 🤣 I’d do anything for gov, But I won’t do that…

[@TheLocalComedyFarmersMarket]

@@davespanksalot8413 Peter Dutton also looks like a slightly less burned Freddy Krueger audition. His appearance suggests he may have a lumpy dick. :p (Hehehe i goddit)

[@deku976]

Hey, I'm from Finland and live in Australia. Go figure

[@ironsword7]

Just in case anyone hasn't heard in relation to the court case: "Although Mr Shanks styles himself as a comedian, his repeated use of such terms was not comedic," the judge said. "It was nothing less than racist hate speech."

[@paulcollins1965]

I was alarmed to also read that the previous Deputy considered self harm and I assume suicide. Dear me, how sad. Also referred possible actions over contempt. Hope they have not spent all that legal donation money.

[@alanh4471]

On a very big Pilot forum, they call him Potato Head.... LOL!!!

[@ld5382]

Speaking of Pauline Hanson’s cartoons. I want some reaction vids. Those videos are pure comedy

[@timsyootube]

Suomi mainittu!! uskomatonta. I'm watching this at 11pm and the sun's shining through the window, Finland is a wonderful place to live, at least for 3 months of the year 🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

[@ozdigg9254]

The problem with dutton is that he's clever, nasty, and persistent.

[@davespanksalot8413]

Like a vindictive Queensland cop… Rumour has it that when he was a young Cooper he did something which his fellow officers didn’t appreciate so they took to leaving tins of dog food on his desk. I’d give my second last beer to know what he did…

[@hondomclean6759]

It's alleged that he left before his long service leave. No cop he does that at all So either he's forced out or told to quit lest the kaka rises to the surface? My guess is he rolled on some cops. Hence the dog food.

[@ImPistolKnight]

Word is he took a couple of young indigenous blokes for a drive and left them out in the sticks to walk home. That and many other things…. Allegedly.

[@Matlockization]

"John Barilaro has been awarded $715,000 in defamation damages from Google for a "vindictive" social media campaign by Jordan Shanks who posted defamatory videos on its KZbin platform also face possible prosecution for contempt of court."

[@davespanksalot8413]

@@Matlockization Depressing. He’s a corrupt little turd, he doesn’t need encouragement.

[@RedlegsBluelegs]

"Labor only cares about identity politics." - The press, while only asking questions about identity politics.

[@Lord_Sunday]

Please cover labours gas policies.

[@gulaggreens296]

They're all in this together

[@daviddwyer6824]

Melatonin helps you sleep... Melanin maybe is what you're after...

[@jordandaniels2924]

I’m Canadian, your content is just fucking fire man… I wish I had people dunking on Trudeau who were half as funny and investigative as you!

[@2fahncahns]

I must say Jordan I am very happy with the out come of the court action bought by John Barilaro against yourself & google. You really were crossing some pretty serious lines. Every person, yourself included has a right to a certain level of privacy & legal representation when needed... You crossed many lines many times and I think you were very lucky to get away with a lecture from a magistrate & having to make an apology NOW THAT IS COMEDY!!! Can't wait to see the next person take you to court....

[@alanobrien9355]

This jordie guy is an absolute lefty flog!

[@mrenb7]

I absolutely agree. If one's producer has the Fixated Persons Unit turn up on their doorstep, has them assault their mother and girlfriend, injure their dog and charge them with ridiculous offences the likes of which would see a great number of journalists in this country cop the same, they need to get legal representation sorted STAT. Maybe Xenophon Davis? They have a pretty good hit rate in such things. Familiar story...didn't turn out so well for the person pulling the strings. Guess he had to save some face somehow.

[@2fahncahns]

@@mrenb7 OH! Emma you missed the sarcasm in my tone... Jordan was lucky to get off with having to apologize to John Barilaro & re-edit a few videos. I am not a real fan of John Barilaro, but I am a grown up! If life worked the way Jordan & KrisPo think does & you just frame something as "COMEDY" or "POLITICAL Commentary/Journalism" So you can say what ever you like about people imagine the anarchy. These 2 lads were crossing the line, Defaming & Stalking John. Like I said earlier, not one of my fav polies in Australia, but he does have every right to go about his private life without harassment. Jordan could still find himself answering questions in front of a magistrate on contempt charges. Just because you guys were all cheering Jordan on it does not make it right! Maybe you should read some of what the magistrate had to say www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/barilaro-awarded-715-000-in-defamation-case-shanks-and-google-referred-for-contempt-20220605-p5ar9r.html

[@2fahncahns]

Like I say I am looking forward to the next person to make a complaint against Jordan! It should be fun!!!

[@mrenb7]

@@2fahncahns grown up, you say? 🤨🤨🤨

[@herpderp9774]

Can we get a WH40k vid of you playing 2 armies with the faces of the LNP and ALP (and friends) facing off against each other like some kind of magic 8 ball prediction of the future?

[@wallypaulson7522]

I wonder what barilaro will spend his $700k on

[@black-cat-]

Spaghetti and escorts.

[@rupert5390]

Ooooh I wonder how much Dutton will get, more than 1.5 million I reckon.