This Guy was in Charge of Police!?!

[@friendlyjordies]

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[@friendlyjordies]

Read more about David Elliott: www.friendlyjordies.com/post/david-elliot

[@smoothtoad2845]

@@friendlyjordies Cmon come back to brisbane!

[@vladtheimpalerofyourmom-ag5112]

🤔 hmmm. Rockhampton. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel now aren’t we!? 🧐

[@Scruffiannat]

yeah, while im on holdays. sob!

[@pwang856]

THE FACT YOU DONT THINK ALBANEZE IS AN DIOT SAYS IT ALL LABOR SHILL

[@imagifyer]

my favourite was the one where he went on radio the morning of the rail 'strike' and declared it as essentially 'terrorist action' by the unions, and then on the same day at a later press conference denied having called them terrorists and threatened legal action against anyone who said he did.....despite the recording of his statements being readily available

[@andrewsmart2949]

yep,pure retarded shit

[@johnnykay8261]

His get out of Jail free card is he has mental disorder he can do and say what he wants.

[@mikebarton]

You what??? 💥💥 Unreal.

[@simonscott1121]

Jordies: IVE RUN OUT OF MATERIAL! NSW: *exists*

[@wyattfamily8997]

So does Victoriastan.

[@KevKavanagh]

@@wyattfamily8997 Another open mic night fail for a fuckwit

[@ScatMan-un9cm]

Jordies conveniently forgets about Julian Assange now that Labor's in.

[@KevKavanagh]

@@ScatMan-un9cm You know that because?

[@daffyd5867]

You haven't finished on pork barellaro yet...

[@Thisonegoestoeleven666]

It would be a great idea to ring David's office and ask when the apology to Kristo is going to be forthcoming. I think that is a reasonable question given the promise made live on air.

[@rel9602]

Thank you for covering the "strike"!! Shit's about to get worse at Sydney Trains. A little birdy told me that almost half a depot got put into close contact isolation recently because they were all stuck in the same room waiting to work while services were reduced.

[@gideonlau2707]

Sure you would believe the Covid narrative STILL!!!!

[@rel9602]

@@gideonlau2707 oh ok. Thanks Russian pandemic misinformation bot.

[@cand0]

Sounds a little fixated to me

[@coffeebuzzz]

@@gideonlau2707 What exactly is the "covid narrative"?

[@justindavis8420]

I thought there was no close contact isolation anymore.

[@silent.-killer]

Holy shit the balls we have in our country to go after the police on youtube :D Good luck Jordies, we need more like you

[@Sammy-cm9ce]

David Elliot is the Transport Minister now, not the Police ~ but definitely a point ❤️ I love when Jordies calls out corrupt cops too 😁

[@elephantman2112]

@@Sammy-cm9ce Dave Elliot has a history of claiming to be police, though. So one could be forgiven for the mistake.

[@hungrytoheal]

This is a vibrant liberal democracy, Mr Speaker. Not far from here, such youtube videos, even now, are being met with bullets.

[@TheDirge69]

Not seen any auditing videos from the US?

[@pseabrook]

@@Sammy-cm9ce Well not until he impersonates them again haha

[@tonyfferr8113]

Please Friendlyjordies, more on this guy, he deserves closer scrutiny.

[@edwardfletcher7790]

Corruption in Australia is getting out of control ☹️

[@Ausfailia]

NSW*

[@curtisturley7]

@@Ausfailia yep just NSW.

[@antma9028]

@@curtisturley7 Every State.

[@halmitty3800]

Every jurisdiction and position of power

[@patrickmichaelspencecooler4768]

It always has been since 1788, it's just more people are awake up to it now.

[@janjayed]

Thanks for this. I have never understood why this guys is still in parliament. I have met him in person and it only confirmed my view.

[@Frontman936]

“If these blokes were at a Roman orgy they’d complain about the grapes,” Elliott told the Herald.

[@maulerrw]

Your impersonation is spot on. Dudes a real life Vogon

[@ansc6472]

I’m glad the Rail and Bus Unions are taking on David Elliott. When he was Emergency Services Minister he offered scant support for many volunteers with grievances against the NSW Rural Fire Service. Unfortunately Volunteers don’t have a Union to protect them against government

[@sigheyeroll]

David Elliot is just one clown in the circus that is NSW LNP. I really hope we boot them out in March.

[@Downunderworlds]

My sister in law was at a Relay for Life fundraiser where he gave a speech. He said busses and the people who ride them are disgusting, When he was warned about cameras he said he didn't care. Liberals, the party of adults. edit: this was like two or three weeks ago

[@lll2923]

my cousin's dog walkers boyfriend told me David Elliott went to an all you can eat restaurant and ate all the food and the restaurant went out of business

[@slipoch6635]

Barnaby did the same thing here, at an Anzac day ceremony a few years ago the Mayor introduced him as 'the member for new england' and he hissed at the mayor that he was the 'hounorable member...' or something to that effect. nacissists, the lot of them.

[@aaronleverton4221]

@@slipoch6635 Sounds like Barnaby didn't like being described accurately by the mayor.

[@slipoch6635]

@@aaronleverton4221 I suspect he will want to be called the grand high pobah next

[@lostinsomevalley]

Matt Kean who cheating on his partner when she went to a funeral or Gareth Ward are just as fun NSW MP's. (Wiki them you won't be disappointed.)

[@Coolsomeone234]

Bump

[@SirKnasher]

He has an hourglass figure...except it's just his head shape

[@2secondslater]

I am very ashamed to share a last name with a crooked, trough feeder.

[@bobbah676]

Im from the other side of the world, but it seems to me like Australia might have a small corruption problem.

[@ivanolsen8596]

No, your wrong, a very large corruption problem is more to the point.

[@MrZoomah]

To be fair there is very few countries without corruption. The problem is when the media is either stripped of their protections or corrupt too as no-one shines a light on it. It's the key to keeping corruption to a low level.

[@Higherbusa]

It's a much larger corruption problem but you won't see it watching Friendlyjordies because Shanks only shines a light on one side of politics, the side he doesn't like. Friendlyjordies would have you convinced Australian politics is a battle between good political party vs evil political party.

[@flamingfrancis]

Nothing new there cobber. The same Party had a Premier who was also the Police Minister around 60 years ago.

[@friedchicken3242]

“Small”

[@trickyboy1517]

I gotta wonder aloud, What shit does Elliott have on the NSW LNP government members that keeps going from one portfolio to the next? The last I looked, If I impersonated a police man, I'd be looking at doing time in prison.

[@daffyd5867]

Same as that health hazard who manages to move around....one f up to another

[@gregbailey45]

I wonder what ICAC think of him. Maybe he's a Person of Interest? I reckon the FPU should be keeping tabs on him too, he's likely to lash out unexpectedly at any time, by the sound of it! Serious anger management issues!

[@gilly1721]

Imagine being called out by this nuftie, but he even slammed good old Pork Barilaro for his shonky ‘ hang on , I’ll resign but first create a junket job for me’. Elliot is beyond a joke, sorry officer!

[@edm9527]

You've got no material......are you joking......He's called AirBus Albo, or AirMiles Albo, spends most of his time overseas via the duty free shop.

[@Mister_Holdsworth]

It makes total sense that the "Most Corrupt Politician in NSW" is placed in charge of the NSW police force. What, you want he should get caught for corruption and have him lose that title and more than half his income?

[@sokar_rostau]

Look up the Police Integrity Commission, which was dismantled in 2017 and replaced with the de-fanged and de-funded Law Enforcement Conduct Commission by Elliott's predecessor as Minister for Police, Troy Grant, because it was wasting money, destroying careers, and ruining reputations.

[@lesjayco7785]

Next time please do your Mick Fuller impersonation. You know the one with the mini mouth. Love that shit.

[@lakodamon]

The puckered-anus-mouth? Totally.

[@discodan2265]

I remember Elliot with that cameo in Above the Law.

[@brendan678]

Can you do a video on the NSW nurses and midwives? The NSW government is playing politics on this topic. It’s need some light on it.

[@neilbt478]

As someone born & bred in NSW but now living in WA...Sorry...Can't go on...Laughing too much...

[@andrewsmart2949]

WA is no better,just a different kind of fucked up

[@Mr_M_History]

When you said cross country was coming in 2019 was that like Avi Yemini's disingenuous "watch this space?" When's it coming Jordies!

[@thomasward6022]

And he’s complaining about the lack of content

[@SpartanMoss]

Jordies has no option this time

[@tttm99]

Ooooooooh! Called out! 🤣 Though to be fair there is whole world of potential content... 😩

[@Wagon_Lord]

WE NEED JORDIES TO BE TRUE TO HIS WORD!!! I hope he references that "lol" energy drink that existed for about a year in 2008

[@aaranjackson8654]

David elliot Is a man who has not spent any time with a psychologist, trying to learn how to control his out of control anger episodes

[@baabaabaa2293]

No shit..he's in the cult too!?! Explains plenty!

[@aaranjackson8654]

@@baabaabaa2293 no other job in the world known to mankind Places a numpty who failed Into a brand new port folio with a pay rise. No other job in the world does that.

[@baabaabaa2293]

@@aaranjackson8654 dead right mate... the whole scam is appalling. One law for them, another one for us.

[@aaranjackson8654]

@@baabaabaa2293 scams only work when everyone is a winner and scams all ultimately have a finite shelf life. That shelf life goes up for auction a little quicker When dictators won't stop killing and democracies won't help those in need but get themselves rich.

[@aaranjackson8654]

@@baabaabaa2293 are you a police officer or government staffer?

[@carolynbrightfield8911]

Ask Albo why he's ignoring Lismore. Bet if he'd been the current PM when the floods happened, he woulda been out there in the tinnies with lifejacket. The guy is a photo opportunity bloodhound.

[@silentdragon1555]

Okay, the Industrial Action in regards to the railway, is over the new Inner City Fleet (NIFS) of trains. Lets just say a safety showcase of the NIFS failed infront of the Union reps, and all the higher ups of the railway...including the blokes whom made the safety feature. Jordie, if ya want more info...let me know its something that you would love to hear.

[@GrimRize]

And that's just the tip of the iceberg, what about the bloody sham that is telemetrics in the work trucks, fuck me what a joke. Good luck if you are in an accident and the airbags shoves it right into your heard but hey, some safety expert apparently said it is all good.

[@silentdragon1555]

@@GrimRize not as bad as the railway wanting to remove the only true safety feature of passanger trains...the Guard...the one bloke whom is just as important as the driver. Like I said, its something Jordies would go Ham over...

[@kerryfountas2324]

He was one of the real blockheads in the New South Wales state tyranny force.

[@1974charrua]

How is this country surviving with all these muppets in charge , its mind boggling.

[@gregbailey45]

Why is your life so shit?

[@talbrott]

You know what you can do now? Hold Labor to a higher standard. Criticise the government as befits a political comic. What about Assange? Gillard should've done something. Albanese should get him back to Oz.

[@TheBlackguard]

This is a video criticising the state gov’t. He’s made and will probably continue to make vids about Assange. It’s too early to criticise Labor on literally anything (because they haven’t deliberately done anything bad) and we don’t want to give conservatives any ammo. That would be playing right into the Libs’ hands. We need to change the political narrative but also be aware that Labor is our best bet at harm reduction in terms of policy. Can’t give the Libs a free shot.

[@Artman1]

If you want to see Labor criticised you can watch Sly News and the rest of the mainstream media for that. I come here to see the stuff that even the ABC don't want to touch.

[@lukeneill1568]

@@Artman1 I think penny wong saying Australia is part of Asia which is factually incorrect is a start 😂 wonder how much of our money will be going over there now.

[@paulwhite4172]

Hey Jordan and the gang. I did order an FPIU shirt a week ago. Haven’t received it yet. I’m sure it’s en route. Must be a postal issue. I’m sure you guys wouldn’t fleece me or WTF. Love what you do. Cheers. Paul W

[@ianblackburn5025]

Probably been intercepted by the Fpiu unit....seriously....that is how pathetic the facist police are....try to get in touch with supplier....let me know how you go ....want one myself...good luck 👍

[@pixelpotato4874]

He was Chief Wiggum, Now he's the Fat Controller

[@michs1708]

Looks like they put mafia enforcer in charge of police 😂😂

[@4dragons632]

Please tell me you're allowed to talk about bruz. it's a freaking goldmine. I'm also interested in how PRGuy is doing.

[@ChantalsBackPain]

This is a great video by kangaroo court Australia on Barilaro if you haven't seen it. Released an hr ago 😀 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5fCk6Z5hNeeg8k

[@davidhauser2665]

Just when you thought the Transport Ministry had bottomed out after #koalakiller and Andrew Incompetence, Elliott: hold my brewery🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toddalcock6879]

How this guy still has a portfolio in Government is just a abomination

[@dobbersanchez1185]

How is this man not locked up? this country is a complete joke

[@daffyd5867]

Wasn't he also once minister for prisons ???

[@gregbailey45]

Certainly NSW is!

[@steveelic3833]

Wow-> I can’t believe that he assaulted a teenager whilst impersonating a police officer--> and was not charged criminally for both matters. This is disgraceful. Another reason why there is growing distrust and hate towards the incompetence in the NSW police force. How disgusting.

[@eighth08]

Love how as soon as AnAl gets the top job, Jordies' comment section is filled with Cross Country comments. They never forgot. They never forgave. #WhensItComingJordie

[@KerriEverlasting]

Omg AnAl. You win. 😂😂😂

[@DustyToyz]

Can we talk about the real issue here?? Jordan's collar is setting off my OCD sirens...

[@edwardfletcher7790]

The collar ?? You look at that jacket and think the COLLAR is the problem ??? It looks like offcut curtain material from a 1970's Eastern European Ski lodge...

[@rubikmonat6589]

@@edwardfletcher7790 I was getting a Hungarian meth dealer's Christmas jumper sorta vibe from it.

[@GrimRize]

I noticed that too it bothered me a bit but I have kids.

[@lilstabbiecoogan]

This guy reminds me of the deranged alcoholic Vietnam Veteran who was a staff member in my Army Cadet unit.

[@elijahbennett88]

You could always fullback on Yilmaz and Aunty Shelly content *shrug*

[@AlexVorstermans]

Funny he's talking about campaigning with Kovacic, she lost the campaign in Parramatta this election. Libs tried to hammer in the "labor brought in a candidate out of the area" without failing to mention that Kovacic didn't live in area either (she lives in west pennant hills, outside of the parramatta electorate). Classic NSW Libs, she was even one of Scomo's "captain's picks" when he preselected candidates personally.

[@chrisoakey9841]

it was elliot and fuller leading the nsw police who had the professional standards unit (chief inspector halgate) stating that they don't investigate police misconduct or police violating the law. possibly why they decided not to investigate the minister either. and the Law enforcement conduct commissions response was to leave it to professional standards to not investigate.

[@kenharris5390]

I suppose Mr Elliot had nothing to do with the unsolicited awarding of a $ 90.000 pay rise to Mick Fuller. Everybody knows Mickey, the liar from the shire's best mate, filly Fuller has lots of interests in racehorses, and a lot of friends who are Horse Trainers. It should be said here that Horse Trainers do not affect the performance of their expensive beasts at all. These criminal practices may, and I strongly state allegedly, lead to a compromise of interest for the highest police officer in the state. It should also be noted that the internal enquiry in this business exonerated our pillar of probity. Where is Justice Wood when you need him? Poor old Davo has had to go to the doctors, to have the boot polish that coats his tongue scrapped off, in his efforts to get some more government appointments. Now that Bruz won't be getting a bite of the Big Apple, the word on the street is that his previous bout of depression has returned in force. Nightmares of Christo are a nightly occurrence. A bevy of psychiatrists has been put on standby to treat the crestfallen carpetbagger. A Go Fund Me page has so far received no donations, update just in, a million dollars has suddenly appeared on his page, from an anonymous donors trust fund. The smug slime ball has ensconced himself in his palatial mansion, with hourly Zoom meetings with Gladdy, when she is not in conference with her Optus sinecure.

[@quad2036]

Seems like a Wood Commision every few decades is needed

[@kenharris5390]

@@quad2036 Also, stop the year-by-year reduction of the ICAC budget.

[@richardmarriott2752]

I knew David Elliott very slightly at University. He was in one class at least with me. The kind of guy people laughed at behind his back and said ridiculous nonsense in lectures. Huge knob

[@adv1946]

I lot of people vote for him. Why do they?

[@richardmarriott2752]

@@adv1946 I think they vote for the party and he happens to be the candidate. I don't know if there are many who personally like him. I could be wrong

[@ansc6472]

@@richardmarriott2752 you are wrong ! David Who?

[@theidiotsarewinning2868]

I was just served with an enforcement order for possessing a gel blaster in my own home. Dobbed by a neighbour. This police order allows them enter and search my premises,vehicle, person or any premises I've been to at any time without a warrant or ability to appeal for life...... . For a freakn water pistol. This law was legislated to tackle high level bikie crime bosses. I am 39 with no criminal record or history of violence etc.

[@stasyszy]

anyone else impersonating a police officer would be years in jail... for politicians its just another day in the office

[@embee.Stencil.Artist]

How about doing a piece on Blockade Australia activists?

[@olivier_the_dilettante]

it takes a thief to control a thief.

[@jackau08]

this guy will look right standing next to the dud. great on posters for next aussie super villain comedy

[@millennialchicken]

3:15 ''CRUISE SHIPS!!'' best line in the damn video, why is it so funny? It's just two descriptives.

[@matthewklim2387]

keep up the good work! always enjoyed your videos

[@smilingjack7622]

he was also hillsong

[@feelincrispy7053]

Blue hair would go nice with that cardigan Jordan

[@TheADRIANOVALENTINO]

David Elliotts real name is Mr Pumpkin Head...👌

[@MattBlack6]

He came to make a MASSIVE $5,000 donation for vertical rescue gear to my rescue squad. We set up a pulley and haul system with one of the new harnesses his $5k purchased. But he refused to jump in for a demo. We put the local MP in instead. And I hauled that boomer fellator up so fast his snakeskin boots nearly came off. I was also banned from asking him any pointed questions about impersonating police or strip searching children.

[@BeaverZer0]

That's a classic duke nukem 3D line. "I'm going to rip off your head and - - - - down the hole" He does it when you win, there's a little video showing it.

[@simonainscough619]

full metal jacket

[@DeepCreekTV]

I think it was " rip off ya head then shit down ya neck", sounds like a 'Chopper' comment 2 me.

[@BeaverZer0]

@@DeepCreekTV yeah it's neck your right Been a while.

[@Dallas-Nyberg]

He looks a bit like a Mussolini incarnate

[@joshuavidler7913]

He's got a third eye,or is that a camera between his beady little eyes,or was he a cyclops, a long time ago

[@thelanguageofthebirds]

Definitely a cyclops 🤣

[@hairyscary8511]

I'm fixated on that F'n hilarious shirt...like um I literally had to pause my mobile to read it😅🤣😅

[@KruelAidMan]

8:27 ah this must be his rendition of _Don't Stand So Close To Me_

[@marko4496]

If you or I pretended to be a policeman and pulled over a motorist we would be charged - what happened to David Elliot and why did the media drop the story about it?

[@annviolet4727]

Elliot sounds as though he has been watching too many US mafia videos.😉

[@itookallthenames]

He became transport Minister, the media are pussies

[@Marth667]

Say it with me. Co-rrup-tion.

[@annviolet4727]

@@Marth667 And then say, L-N-P.😏

[@devaneyjohn5349]

I think I know what Rouse Hill coffee you're talking about.

[@jbennett8660]

You may want to reevaluate the self destructive nature of your own business model, if you keep holding these people to account you'll be back in wigs by Christmas. I know it's going to be hard on you Jordan, but Elliott has to step down.

[@kharnifex]

Put the wig on Jordan

[@rogertull8888]

BRUZ TRIED TO PULL YET ANOTHER SWIFTY, HE TRIED TO GET A 500,000 A YEAR JOB IN AMERICA

[@DavidGreen_au]

I was expecting this video being about "Bruz" and his "plum appointment", but that ship sunk late last night. Although "due process" or the lack thereof may still be a future talking point...

[@mingesack5606]

2GB... wtf is the king prawn doing with himself these days?

[@rogertull8888]

DAVID ELLIOTT IS TRANSPORT MINISTER YET THE SYDNEY TRAINS ARE ON STRIKE AGAIN

[@nostalgiaof98]

He looks like he's about to give you an order you can't refuse

[@posmany7768]

You have a content cossack is jailed

[@garrywilson5760]

I am surprised that it has taken you so long to hone in on Elliott, just as much material as Bruz

[@ElliottFERY]

We need Friendly Jordie's as the ICAC chief commissioner ASAP

[@looksirdroids9134]

Who is Friendly Jordie's? You know an apostrophe doesn't come before every s, right?

[@ElliottFERY]

@@looksirdroids9134 is always that one guy you muppet

[@man.inblack]

@@looksirdroids9134 if you need perfect spelling to understand the characters in the game, you’ll never keep up with important issues. Everyday Corruption or grammatical perfection?

[@flake8382]

Please help us clean up state politics while we have a decent federal parliament!

[@doot2887]

The sweater let me know early this will be a lovely gift, was not disappointed

[@gloriafeather5607]

Be careful Jordie you may end up where Aussie Cossack is!

[@alexandria4]

Excellent video as usual. Shit's going down in NSW, but if you want to pivot to more national issues covid in this country is a shitshow and politicians need to take responsibility

[@man04321]

Surely there’s a vicroads privatisation video coming

[@bp56789]

Dead eyes, and a look of ownership.

[@lukara6156]

Finally a video about my local member

[@Kearnsy227]

Jords, when are you going to do the Teacher’s Strike and Sarah Mitchell denying the teacher shortage? But can you do it as Yilmaz? Please and thank you.

[@kmitalian]

He makes the Penguin look like he was on Valium

[@LocalDiscordCatgirl]

That firing illegal gun bit gets me every time. DAVID, THERE’S A FOREGRIP ON THE GUN, USE IT

[@11---------]

6:24 man this was just too funny HAHAHAHAHAHAHA jordie is the best.

[@arcagebuttons5987]

Anyone notice he's holding that assault rifle buy the magazine? What a douch.

[@stanleyfrost6026]

"We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing."

[@ksimshau]

Dude you have Matthew Guy that called for the End of the Emergency Status just the other day when it ended last year, you have loads of content

[@jaegergames7042]

With a win up the sleeve... Cross Country Memories?

[@robmcd]

Now he’s transport minister Woolworths trucks get towed for free by the orange Transport for NSW Towies. (Holroyd NSW M4 Westbound near Pitt St Overpass Tuesday 28/6/2022 6pm)

[@brainhearts]

Man’s been reading from the darkhold and dream walking 👁👁👁

[@joelvincent4938]

You could talk about assange perhaps

[@MidnightCarp]

The prawn is always there to back you up.

[@cheeseburgersuperior1874]

again, it's always that Lex Luthor look.

[@bionic_warrior]

What!? Kristo gets 12k for being ARRESTED and Bruz gets 700k from google for hurt feelings??

[@raymondbabb1970]

Throwing hamgrenades.

[@MrGlenn253]

Merry Christmas

[@robertproietti-ricci6403]

DAVID ELLIOT LOOKS LIKE MUSSOLINI....AS I KNOW HIM WHEN HE WAS ITALY PRESIDENT