The Fourth Episode from Black Comedy TV series The Day Today by Chris Morris. For all episodes go to this playlist: • Video
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@markhilton17548 жыл бұрын
_"Those are the headlines.... God, I wish they weren't."_ Best line in the series.
@YouuuuuuTosserrrr8 жыл бұрын
+Mark Hilton Oh I dunno, I quite like "This is the NEWWWWWWS" :3
@EXXTSON8 жыл бұрын
Im quite fond of "Now fact me until i fart"
@CooroSnowFox7 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines... happy now?"
@GuyWithACamera237 жыл бұрын
My favourite quotes has got to be "fact x importance = news". Even though it sounds silly, it's pretty accurate.
@Shamino17 жыл бұрын
"TWAT! That was LIQUID football!"
@functio13 жыл бұрын
I remember this when it was first aired because I was having a nice cup of tea and then Alan's football commentary unfolded. This combination nearly killed me as I laughed, drank and inhaled all that the same time, and my tea-seared lungs have never been the same since. Even now I make sure I only watch it without any tea nearby.
@listerofsmeg884 Жыл бұрын
I think the thing that amused me most was the OTT titles, at a time when broadcasting went a bit mad with early CGi. After the 'War' episode I was utterly hooked. 😅 I have Alan's 'shit! Did you see that!' as my phone notification
@feenix846111 ай бұрын
Tea hee hee
@thebagelsproductions10 ай бұрын
Boof! Eat my goal! The keeper has goal pie all over his shirt! - 1st year at university comes flooding back 😂 still hilarious
@eddien5929Ай бұрын
I had kenco coming out of my nostrils
@neilgodfrey266911 ай бұрын
11:57. The policeman dealing with the pedestrian cracks me up every time. The way he sticks his face in his then sarcastically points. It looks like Mark Heap and Armando Iannuci
@costlyblood19274 жыл бұрын
Doon Mackichan as the anti-natus protestor is so underrated. The slight crackhead tone with the weird word choices is just brilliant
@atomiccritter64923 жыл бұрын
she looks a bit like Noel Gallagher there
@garrick37272 жыл бұрын
"to try and de-encouragize the women"
@dw9992 жыл бұрын
@costlyblood -- On the off-chance that you've not seen her in _Toast of London_ , I'm encouraging you to watch the series. Best wishes.
@listerofsmeg884 Жыл бұрын
She'd fit in perfectly with the utter woke nonsense we hear in the media nowadays 😅
@butterbread858 Жыл бұрын
@@listerofsmeg884 what does woke mean?
@Dream1469 жыл бұрын
"I don't see how salvation is possible without the day today"
@Doughty321 Жыл бұрын
“Peter next time you cross the road don’t bother looking.” Love this 😂
@marcoarecibo21738 жыл бұрын
Amazing how everytime you rewatch a TDT ep you catch some new semi-hidden gem. Every minute is packed with subtle jokes, details and easter eggs.
@bachgammon16 жыл бұрын
Mine tonight: "Finally, a look at the capital. Which is London." 5:10
@papasy374811 ай бұрын
It's the same feeling of re-watch glee as I have with VEEP , there's a joke every 3 seconds and they're all fucking brilliant
@vileindividual7 жыл бұрын
"It's just been an- yeah thanks... it's just been announced" I've seen this god knows how many times and that still catches me off guard and gives me a fit of the chuckles.
@highviewbarbell8 ай бұрын
Also the little motion at 11:28 kills me
@hotelmario5109 жыл бұрын
PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS
@InfiniteRhombus8 жыл бұрын
+hotelmario510 sorry
@sayhibobbi7 жыл бұрын
+Iggy Tubmen LOOK LIKE YOU MEAN IT! LOOK DOWN AT THE GROUND AND SAY 'SORRY'!
@petermorningsnow7 жыл бұрын
Best thing Peter ever did.
@commerceserverservercommerce5 жыл бұрын
“PETER, NEXT TIME YOU CROSS THE ROAD, DON’T BOTHER LOOKING”
@johnbicknell47483 жыл бұрын
'And what will it say on your headstone, Peter?
@satoterror7 жыл бұрын
23 years old and better than anything on the goggle box today.
@Jean4288 жыл бұрын
"get him into the bureau de change"!
@JamesBrett20083 жыл бұрын
dont know why but when she said that it had me creasing.
@marcusclifford14103 жыл бұрын
I love the helium interview with the Sinn Fein guy. When the BBC (and others) used to interview Sinn Fein politicians, the public were not allowed to hear their voices so they used the voices of actors!! I wish they'd done the helium thing instead!
@michaelcoull859010 ай бұрын
Didn’t Chris Morris also once get fired for piping helium into an interview room when they were live on the air?
@thebagelsproductions10 ай бұрын
@michaelcoull8590 that sounds familiar, I think you are right
@colinstewart14325 ай бұрын
Sinn Fein is a legitimate political party, you're tone is antagonistic and you're making me very angry 🤣
@jordanon95Ай бұрын
Or julian clairie
@michaelhoskins65793 жыл бұрын
2:45 Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan taught Laura Kuenssberg everything she knows.
@bravetherainbow6 ай бұрын
Their characterisation of American news shows constantly having to come up with puns for every news item is so good
@Lucifronz6 ай бұрын
Alliteration, not puns, but that's more of a newspaper thing from what I've seen. Then again, I intentionally avoid news stations these days. The media has gotten bad.
@mongee36145 күн бұрын
@@Lucifronz the media has not gotten worse. It's always been this bad
@alyxi6 жыл бұрын
Finally a look at the capital, which is London
@lyxnick5 жыл бұрын
"You would like to see the day today for all these people today?" That interview always makes me laugh.
@1DX20202 жыл бұрын
..."well how can it not?"....hahaaa
@ThommyofThenn Жыл бұрын
I don't see what other kind of interview you could be talking about
@Francis1199510 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't" - genius
@avetrotter13566 жыл бұрын
Francis Procter when was that
@AndrewLuke6 жыл бұрын
abt _03 right near the start, I think
@anttitheinternetguy32134 жыл бұрын
Me when i glare over news media headlines and feel personally offended by them
@iainrobb20769 жыл бұрын
I lost it completely when that News Dancer appeared.
@comanchio19768 жыл бұрын
It's little touches like that - that made it amazing. When I first saw this on TV, I couldn't breath for laughing.
@MrJohnQCitizen7 жыл бұрын
that's David Schneider I saw his stand up act recently and was thrilled to see he can still move like that
@NxDoyle3 жыл бұрын
Everything about TDT is bang on. I would never deencouragize anyone from watching it.
@chelseapoet36642 жыл бұрын
Your comment deserves a like and a reply and I'm the one to deliver!
@EleanorPeterson3 жыл бұрын
"The goalie has got football pie ALL OVER HIS SHIRT..." This episode has some brilliant Alan Partridge moments. The man deserved to get his own series. "... ... ..." What's that, Sooty? He DID? Oh.
@mariuspretorius79132 жыл бұрын
To a non brit could you explain why its funny?
@That2J11 ай бұрын
@@mariuspretorius7913 the joke behind the sports segments is that Alan just doesn’t get sports.
@CooroSnowFox7 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines, God I wish they weren't" Sums up most news now...
@MarkPentler5 жыл бұрын
The entire monologue over the closing titles is fantastic
@janhuda88413 жыл бұрын
The Italian dubbing had me in stitches
@tombarter32872 жыл бұрын
“Sorted” was just the kind of thing you’d see on CBBC or CITV in the ‘90s.
@DiazeDan8 ай бұрын
Carries big early 00's CBBC vibes imo
@gary5693 Жыл бұрын
Peter o'hanrahanrahan .... hilarious when it was first aired and even funnier now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👍👏
@BarginsGalore3 жыл бұрын
That bit where they revealed all the different desks had me rolling
@Rudhamstile9 жыл бұрын
Just watched this again for the Alan Partridge World cup sketch which is priceless. However the bombdog sketch has just left me in tears! Cant stop watching this stuff.
@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын
The best show ever. By far. A piece of classic art. Comedy school.
@timothythompson63437 жыл бұрын
My roommate showed me this series last year when I worked in London. I laughed 'til it hurt! Still do! All satire should be this good, this savage, this brilliant!! BRAVO!
@footielad83015 жыл бұрын
Chris: You may well be in for a surprise when they yank it out Alan: Haha
@joeoconnor54927 жыл бұрын
the intro graphics get me every time
@angusjamieson92369 жыл бұрын
Liquid football
@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын
I love that the show is aired daily on the handle at the gas station next to me 15:53. Very useful. Helps pass the time at the station. The screens on the gas pump handles have really improved in the last decade.
@danzvash4 жыл бұрын
My favourite thing about his episode: in the TH M'N STZ S'FR report at 21:49 (which includes the NASA Shuttle Stunt mission and the gravity quake in Lincolnshire), the music breaks out of the regular backing to being a full live multi-instrumental jam which reaches its peak at about 23:04. I think it's the only episode where they do this
@jkmaseruman9 жыл бұрын
under broadcasting restrictions must inhale helium to subtract credibility from his statements. Class.
@obrienqwerty10 жыл бұрын
Too good to last. Brilliant. Where is this man now in our hour of need?
@jubias8732 жыл бұрын
"it was over in seconds, a dog and three people dead, from guns. the people, being old, would of died soon anyway; but the dog was shot to ribbons in its prime" soooooo good >
@jackbuff_I Жыл бұрын
Here in the UK, when the BBC would interview Gerry Adams (Sinn Fein leader) they'd actually dub his voice over with an actors voice! It might sound daft, but the BBC know just how powerful an intelligent orator can be. When we were finally given permission to hear GA's actual voice.. it was very deep and authorative with a balanced mix of intelligence, wit and reverence.. and you can see why they decided that he was to be censored. IT still baffles me though that when *anything* is censored, all it does is make more people want to see what is being hidden from them. Thanks for the upload though.. these episodes are to be cared for, for eternity.
@avastyer10 ай бұрын
The rules were that that Sinn Fein couldn’t be interviewed on UK TV. The BBC and ITN looked for a way to get around this. First of all, they would show their words on the screen. Later, they understood from lawyers that they could show Gerry Adams speaking if his words were spoken by an actor. This made the rules a farce and they were rightly annulled. Thanks
@danielianmorris53983 жыл бұрын
That face at 4:20 gets me every single time
@myHEADisAtv10 жыл бұрын
I could quote this stuff forever. Freakin love On the hour, Day today and Brass eye.
@Clem_Fandango1110 ай бұрын
Peter Ohanrahanrahan is always my favourite character. To this day some news reporters make me think of him 😂😂😂😂
@mermaidman19853 жыл бұрын
The genius about it is the fact it works on 2 levels. I was a bairn when it came out and found it funny because it was "silly news". You appreciate it much more when you get older
@jethrobradley7850 Жыл бұрын
20:04 'Sorted' is what every cheap late night student-targeted tv programme was like throughout the 90s. Horribly accurate
@MrPlannery11 ай бұрын
'Get stuffed', to be exact. Totally accurate.
@jethrobradley785011 ай бұрын
@@MrPlannery Yes! Get Stuffed plus some even tackier regional clones
@MrPlannery11 ай бұрын
@@jethrobradley7850 even tackier? I need to see them. Loved get stuffed as a 12 year old. James whale radio show, too. Simple times.
@agdgdgwngo6 жыл бұрын
"Now its easy to tell if someone's dead. But how can you tell if you're dead? Some people have lived to tell the tale. In a short film we made" *who wrote this*
@maxpvisuals6 жыл бұрын
hahahaha fucking geniuses that's who
@a1yssum7 жыл бұрын
10:01 that synthetic baby looks suspiciously like Cake...
@maxpvisuals6 жыл бұрын
cake is a made up drug
@pov_music4 жыл бұрын
It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals by.... sick bastards!
@thejoin46873 жыл бұрын
Bernard Manning was bang on the money.
@owenevans833 жыл бұрын
It’s a fuckin disgrace
@user-bz8if1oi3s7 жыл бұрын
THE ONLY NEWS CHANNEL I TRUST!...that and Brasseye...
@drgoats38 жыл бұрын
Just amazing all these years later
@BenEmberley6 жыл бұрын
Steve Coogan = Legend
@GeorgeCruickshank10 жыл бұрын
I just want to watch The Bureau now...
@MultiSpazzo5 жыл бұрын
You're obviously gay.
@themadplotter5 жыл бұрын
Channel 4 really made a show about a bureau de change. It was shite iirc.
@yorkshire_tea_innit80977 жыл бұрын
The helium IRA guy had me.
@AndrewLuke6 жыл бұрын
Ryukey yer toen is entegonistic end yer mechan me verie engry
@ThunderChunky1019 жыл бұрын
"The Bureau" Would make afucking awesome TV show!!!
@ThunderChunky1019 жыл бұрын
***** More like Eldorado!
@nmarks9 жыл бұрын
They should have it in EastEnders.
@douglasmilton28053 жыл бұрын
@Thunder Chunky: Six years too late I know but I actually LIKED Eldorado. "Marcuuuus!" She was fit.
@colinr03805 жыл бұрын
I have just realised that the Natus is probably the same disc that turned up as the 'Cake' drug in Brass Eye a few years later!
@rippspeck7 жыл бұрын
Man, now that I have looked up Chris Morris I can't unsee the birthmark, even through the make-up. Anyway, that dude is funny as fuck and I wish he was still making this kind of stuff.
@daniellewalker674410 жыл бұрын
Because fact into doubt wont go
@tradissimuscrae29962 жыл бұрын
I have seen this episode at least a dozen times and I still can’t decipher Alan Partridges explanation of the World Cup group system
@matrixxman1872 жыл бұрын
doesn't look like he can decipher it either LOL
@NGRevenant6 жыл бұрын
Watching these makes me so nostalgic for 90s broadcasting
@DaveTerrasidio10 жыл бұрын
I watched these when they were first aired, classic, genius telly.
@StandardGoose2 жыл бұрын
Between 'Sorted' and the early-90s MTV reference in a previous episode, they do a really good job of capturing the patronising tone of TV for young adults in the 90s.
@acidthunder1 Жыл бұрын
Its patronising for adults now
@typ237 Жыл бұрын
I think sorted was maybe based on Get Stuffed, which was on in the middle of the night sometimes on ITV
@neilgodfrey266911 ай бұрын
@@typ237that’s right Get Stuffed. Totally forgot about that. I would watch that then American Gladiators at 2am on ITV Saturday night. Memories
@neilgodfrey266911 ай бұрын
Crispin was a real tv presenter. Wonder what he does now
@paddym279 жыл бұрын
it is impossible to watch the dance routine from 22:00 without laughing. i've tried it several times now.
@joenaz43119 ай бұрын
This is perfect. Outstanding from start to finish!
@DerrickFargo9 жыл бұрын
Holy Shit this show is brilliant! Where the fuck have I been for 20 years???
@brucethomson32427 жыл бұрын
One of the many gems on this show is Valerie Sinatras travel pod miles above London - just another corner of the studio! So surreal and ridiculous!
@mw0190811 ай бұрын
This actually makes more sense than the news in 2020-2023
@mrengulfeddirector5 жыл бұрын
GET HIM INTO THE BUREAU DE CHANGE!!!
@matta659311 ай бұрын
Must have a foot like a traction engine is my most quoted line of all time
@derpleyew Жыл бұрын
Oh no it’s Glinner 😩
@nixbronowski58225 жыл бұрын
Bloody Brilliant Show.
@stevephillips726411 ай бұрын
I'm watching this in 2023 !! Do not let generation z watch this !! They will have a complete meltdown
@TLBL20244 ай бұрын
Gen Z watching this in 2024... Hilarious!!
@KristianKumpula3 ай бұрын
Try not to damage your vocal chords while yelling at clouds
@stevephillips72643 ай бұрын
@@KristianKumpula I have no.idea what that means
@mohsinrao43344 жыл бұрын
12:38 Proof if proof it need be that Morris knows how to pair an accent and facial hair style for optimum comedy effect.
@camptube762110 ай бұрын
This is more believable than the current news.
@ProjectFlashlight6125 жыл бұрын
"I don't even work here." Crying.
@domharper59187 жыл бұрын
Peter next time you cross the road don't bother looking
@TheVaginalCrusadar4 жыл бұрын
This show is amazing
@starxtraders10 жыл бұрын
How the hell do they think these names up! LMAO They have me literally in tears of laughter. Between this an Brass Eye it is a wonder I have any ribs left (-:
@starxtraders9 жыл бұрын
***** *and and
@shanenolan20619 жыл бұрын
We need this show back now more than ever
@carlspitfire13889 жыл бұрын
Shane Nolan We have got it,its 99% of every real News program on now
@maxpvisuals6 жыл бұрын
*now* more than ever
@awzthemusicalreviews4 жыл бұрын
> Guy gets fired > Is the only one who hasn't left the Bureau office Fucking brilliant
@pdub75626 жыл бұрын
SORTED is basically any feature on The One Show.
@George.Andrews.3 жыл бұрын
Unless you're a Muslim
@desperateloner8555 Жыл бұрын
1:08 That nod gets me every time
@Orion1991z Жыл бұрын
@20:27 The delivery on that line is perfect, can't stop laughing
@necksugar5 жыл бұрын
"PETER! Put your earpiece next to his mouth and STAND STILL!!!!"
@wibblywobblytimeywimey70429 жыл бұрын
21:56 I lost it bursting out laughing so hard
@Wingedtravesty3 жыл бұрын
Minister for ships: Michael Crane. Brilliant
@theonetheonlyjoeyАй бұрын
"flew to pieces" and "shot to ribbons" are phrases I need to start using more frequently
@gtologlou10 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought that a news anchor would become a farmer?
@ethzero Жыл бұрын
11:46 "... And everybody ran out " No-one runs out 😂
@sforbesgocka4 жыл бұрын
‘Terrierists’ brilliant
@jonathanmantle2364Ай бұрын
at 0:26 when that guitar does that little riff is amazing.
@eyeshandy9 ай бұрын
I love how in the discussion about cars Patrick Marber and David Schneider play two reporters that don't appear at any other point in the series
@Dead-Ball-Situation8 ай бұрын
In the 90's, I did not have a CLUE about how and why this was funny. Over time as I grew out of being a child and slowly discovered satire, this is now one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
@lenenlawless3 жыл бұрын
Peter o'hanraha-o'hanarahan or however you spell it is without a doubt the funniest name I've ever heard I laugh every time I hear him head it of try to say it
@Polycarp199219 күн бұрын
0:09 This show was so ahead of its time that it even features an Eastern Orthodox bishop.
@joelonsdale Жыл бұрын
In spite of all the brilliant satire and ridiculous piss taking, it's still Chris Morris' sexual mumble at 4:32 that gets me!
@cjwhitby19909 жыл бұрын
The music change at 22:50 is hilarious
@DGdescendant22 Жыл бұрын
THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL!
@AcornElectron3 жыл бұрын
Still awesome in 2020
@brsvideos81435 жыл бұрын
Peter O'Hanarha-hanrahan looks like Tom Hardy in the Krays movie.
@user-bl1pw2th4l4 жыл бұрын
He's hot
@jamesormrod46565 жыл бұрын
beyond genius
@sentinelav7 ай бұрын
9:25 the eyeball transition gag is pristine
@staffsyeoman6 жыл бұрын
"Those are the headlines tonight. God I wish they weren't!"
@johnking51744 ай бұрын
28:23 - love how they take the piss out of the end credits, as seen here with Danny Baker - Hazel O'Connor