The Day Today

[@scsutton1]

Now I know where Jeremy Clarkson got his inspiration for his Top Gear intros.

[@RETARDOMONTALBAN]

"Where now for a man raised by puffins?"

[@rych7852]

My all time favourite, closely followed by "big faced child"

[@jongredic]

Why hasn't it become standard practice to start bulletins with "This is the NEEEWWWWS" yet?

[@BOABModels]

"Why can't I be king?" pleads Patten.

[@robw9447]

"Bearded cleric in oily chin insertion" has grown on me since falling off a sofa in 1994, when I first heard it. I now carry a defribrillator whenever I plan on thinking about it. The video clip that goes with this line is so unrelated to it and yet somehow makes it hilarious. That's the genius I suppose.

[@mohsinrao4334]

My favourite is sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise.

[@PrayingToTheAlien]

“Now fact me ‘till I fart”. Brilliant!

[@kisbie]

Wasn’t it Sue Lawley who was supposed to have said that? (Or at least something similar.)

[@eddielasowsky7777]

"And new Welsh Minister in incomprehensible energy outburst." LOOOOOOOOL

[@coolperson962]

I still quote 'hello sir!' whenever I quickly enter a room

[@halfaworldaway]

"I'm so sorry" yells exploding cleaner

[@chrishempstock2427]

Heseltine fading fast!

[@DM-kv9kj]

"It's cheap. VERY cheap!"

[@ric112]

At school I had a big face, and the headmaster wanted to use it as a satellite dish, but he changed his mind so it never happened. It was a Thursday.

[@JamesBrett2008]

Quote from the clip here.

[@matthewkeen8079]

Yes!

[@bensomethingetc]

[Subsequent Quote]

[@jasonvoorhees6152]

Welcome!

[@scsutton1]

This is the NEEEEWS!

[@JamesBrett2008]

This is a conversation,

[@silageheap795]

Top Gits tonight....

[@OrchidEleven]

spiders will never speak insists ambassador

[@stephenmcconnell1000]

I would be very surprised if they did it in public and I would be equally surprised if they did it in private.

[@arwelp]

Those are the headlines... God I wish they weren’t!

[@GarththeVader]

*THIS IS THE NEEEWWWSSS*

[@nightw4tchman]

THIS IS THE NEEEEWWWSSSSS!

[@oliverbrowne9024]

"Central Poooerrtsmouth"

[@MaxSafeheaD]

GENIUS.

[@stephenmcconnell1000]

"Heseltine fading fast..."

[@b8nnytez]

the puzzled look on Partridge's face. LMAO

[@Grymligast]

You sir are genius and absolute god in the community.

[@explorer806]

"Car drives past window in town"

[@westyorkshirebiker8270]

Saw an interview the other day which was exactly and I mean exactly like the 'Incomprehensible Energy Outburst' bit lol. Just thought of it straight away 'competitive...... competitive.....' This is the nnneewwsssss'

[@timhall3575]

30 years on still as funny!

[@sturycroft]

What are all 6 intro quips? - Hello Sir - This is the neeewsss - Hello You - Welcome! Can’t remember the other two 🤷‍♂️

[@mattwilkes9502]

I think one is “now fact me till I fart”

[@sturycroft]

The other one is “YES!”

[@DaveyMulholland]

Top gits tonight

[@Danburybeeches]

Those are the headlines...happy now?

[@AT-kb1ik]

"YES!!"

[@whocrusader5179]

0:50

[@stephenlynch2193]

Top stuff

[@fkos86]

Tonight's heads

[@DaveyMulholland]

Top Gits Tonight

[@djdouble0steadman]

Fact me till I fart

[@BINGOTECH-lt8lt]

1:33 That footage was the Kings Cross fire

[@Stantheman848]

Happy now???

[@RHINOWINOLUNATIC]

Hello Sir!

[@JensonsBeard]

I can't stop pressing 4. Fucking hilarious.

[@oscartravis5740]

These are the headlines. God I wish they weren't

[@danwoodhouse9290]

1:32 im sure thats really footage from the Kings Cross fire of 87

[@saxglend9439]

Pope goes bareserk in brothel.

[@noeldc]

Now fax me till I fart!

[@Evan_Makeba]

Fact me till I fart UwU... 👉🏾👈🏻

[@woebegone_jabroni]

Hallo sir!

[@outofplacetom]

Its cheap, very cheap