THE DEFINITIVE RISK OF RAIN 2 ITEM TIERLIST

[@kalidoesart]

putting hoof in d tier sure is an opinion

[@manuelcura2403]

yeah, and not a good one

[@kriggo1]

This tier list is trash

[@KlausTheMentlegen]

and below bison steak

[@steepercreve]

you get more speed from energy drink when sprinting, and you should always be sprinting in ror2

[@kalidoesart]

@@steepercreve This has nothing to do with how good hoof is. Both items are S tier because they are speed items, and speed is the most essential need. I would take drink over hoof in most cases, but I will also take hoof over every OTHER white item unless I have already invested enough into speed.

[@Gspi1005]

"its never a good idea to stand still in this awful hellscape" not 20 seconds after putting goat hoof in D tier. OK

[@----------------------163]

I mean.... mocha is a bit better

[@Gspi1005]

@@----------------------163 I mean... only sometimes

[@----------------------163]

@@Gspi1005 it's an all-rounder though

[@Steve_SBU]

@@----------------------163with the way they interact with each other not exactly, goat hood gives a larger boost that diminishes over time, and if you stack WITH mocha and energy drinks you will be ZOOMING, D tier is SUCH a bad placement, needs to be B at least imo

[@kiler9202]

@@----------------------163 2 mochas is literally the same as a hoof and a syringe. It's not better, just a little different.

[@attaulnoormalik8308]

may god forgive you for these takes

[@witiwapgi9521]

because we won't

[@FrostRare]

He won’t.

[@wednesmovebones4495]

I hoping that bison steak in B tier is just a joke.

[@tynks_cool421]

hopefully he accidentally or jokingly swapped goathoof and bisonsteak

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

“Every survivor benefits from syringe” is your justification for an “s tier” item but hoof is in d???

[@ARatherDapperTapir]

I'm not a pro in the game, or even good, but what does bandit gain here?

[@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656]

@@ARatherDapperTapir for syringe: gun reloads faster for hoof: im not answering this

[@ARatherDapperTapir]

@@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656 yeah, I was asking about syringe, and thanks. Hoof is just obvious value.

[@Op-op-nomi]

@@ARatherDapperTapirhis gun reloads more and disparató shoots quicker

[@RandomRants579]

"Ain't nobody openin an equipment barrel looking for blast shower." My 6 fuel cells, gesture of the drowned, soulbound catalyst, and 5 singularity bands build would like to know your location.

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

In what world is anyone taking singularity band 😅

[@aliveisuppose]

These takes were so overcooked you managed to burn the apartment complex down

[@farkler4785]

Chronobauble in F is wild. It literally makes mithrix like 2x easier and is a free death mark proc for just one item, obviously you dont need more than 1 but 1 is huge

[@Vizian]

i respect your opinion and i respect that you are wrong. I watched the whole thing and liked it because you are very bold for posting this

[@Vizian]

i like the video alot more because you put bands in gay tier and that is cool. i also subbed cause you asked nicely

[@hibilbo4755]

bungus in the same tier as goat hoof is insane for a tier list that isnt engi only

[@hibilbo4755]

also planula in the same tier as merf, empathy cores, and irradiant pearl is crazy

[@chancecollins6784]

​@@hibilbo4755 fun watch, won't take it seriously though purely for the hate on my 3 favorite reds...

[@silkysinister3738]

even if it was an engi tierlist you'd think mobility would be in S considering... you know no movement options

[@joshrava4635]

red whip above goat hoof genuinely puzzles me

[@viniciusdelfim4740]

Tutorial for this video Start watching 0:42 Goat Hoof in D Close the video

[@beanedtea]

Putting energy drinks in A and hoof in D should be a fucking crime, punishable by exile to the moon.

[@bopman1578]

seeing wisp and steak next to each other is wild

[@mythmakroxymore1670]

Psg scores at least C in the dlc though you need both the shrimp and decent mobility in kit and or items. ***Shield items have a very special place in my heart because the first enemy i ever killed in risk of rain 2 gave me a lunar coin, and that gave me a Transcendence. Rather have it than attack speed even on flamethrower artificer.

[@hibilbo4755]

orrr just dont get hit

[@abra_escaped]

​@@hibilbo4755the thing is that "don't get hit" implies we have skill at the game

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

@@abra_escapedwho’s we? 😂

[@hotdogseven9589]

ur so based pookiebear. The artificer pronounciation however

[@KrakDuk]

Goat hoof and slug under bison steak is actually criminal

[@Alektricc]

Opening the video with Sonic Mega Collection music summoned memories I forgot I had so thank you.

[@fantarat464]

Someone took too long to make an April fools video. Literally one of the most shitty lists I’ve seen bro 💀

[@Uncreative-Name]

You wouldn't know what irony looked like if your name was Tony Stark

[@enderstrikegaming8578]

The man who couldn't cook! Seriously the disrespect for the white items alone is insane, slug in D tier is a crime in itself but Goat Hoof puts you on a list. And Bison Steak in B TIER? May god forgive your soul, because the swat team I just sent to your house will not. I also will not even try to comprehend the Berzerkers pauldron in S tier because I can feel my brain leaking out of my ear every time the thought occurs, especially when your logic for putting it in S tier was "attack speed good" only to then put Warhorn in D. Chronobauble is also extremely good for Mithrix. Lunar placements were real though. Also reds for the most part were real except the resonance disk placement that makes me want to pull a hangnail from the tip of my middle finger to my shoulder, and the disrespect for rejuvenation rack is a bit much. Also Laser Scope probably deserved higher placement. Equipment places were ok, though check a speedrun because eccentric vase carries in those, it's a good equipment to skip pillars at least (same for Crysalis and Egg on certain characters), and I think you'll probably change your mind on blast shower being bad when I tell you that it considers bands cool-down a debuff and you can literally proc bands over and over again as many times as you can use the equipment without having to wait 10 seconds (thank you Hopoo). Just so I'm not an asshole I want to say that I found the video funny, jokes got me to laugh a couple of times (I am not referring to the joke that is this list I mean the intentional ones) but the list is terrible. Keep cooking videos because you've got something going here. Also Celeste music is hype!

[@Mikeyboy779]

Woah blast shower resets bands? My mind was blown

[@maximustorr5090]

Vase and blast F??? Free pillar skip and easy control over band procs

[@maximustorr5090]

Also sad to see the bentelic hate 😔

[@kalidoesart]

Blast shower ice band and missile is insane, if you proc a missile on your band hit you can use blast to make the missile proc ice band again for some insane damage multipliers

[@buky69]

I have no idea of what to think about this vid, so I'll just not think at all about this vid and just enjoy the slander

[@hibilbo4755]

so corpsebloom is actually good if you're not looping and you only take one (and you're not rex or playing eclipse 5 or above) because it *does* double all your healing and 10%/sec is actually a fair amount. When you take more than 1 the amount you heal per second gets way too low though and theres no way to bring it back up without cleansing your corpsebloom so it kinda sucks there. It also stacks REALLY well with rejuv rack since the rejuv doubles the healing going in AND out of the bloom, meaning together they give 8x healing which is crazy good, eclipse 5 halfing healing does the opposite though so instead of getting your regular health capped at 10%/sec you actually get half your health capped at 10%/sec so absolutely avoid at all costs in that case also beads of fealty arent baaaaaaad theyre a free pearl if you find a cleansing pool

[@hibilbo4755]

I think thats how bloom works with rejuv at least, rejuv might actually double the healing cap too idk

[@witiwapgi9521]

i can tell you are a veteran player just from putting sticky bombs in S tier. but the disrespect on hoof and little disciple is crazy.

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

He’s not a veteran and he just put sticky in a because he genuinely thinks it’s good

[@fractalfalco3964]

Soulbound with Forgive Me Please is one of the funniest strats, especially if you can stack Gasoline and/or get cursed dagger, since using the equipment literally *reduces its own cooldown*, along with being a pocket ragnarok

[@plutonianwolf6211]

“Crit crit, crit crit crit crit? crit.” Tools

[@tdc455]

Corpsebloom is ideal under the following conductions: 1. You have very little healing And 2. You AREN'T looping a run It's pretty good if you take it when these apply, other than that it's extremely bad. This is because playing optimally requires you to focus damage/movement items, so boosting the effectiveness of the few healing items you have is nice. The chances that (on monsoon run)you get enough healing to make corpseblooms downsides actually come into play is low.

[@joshmayo659]

This is the risk of rain equivalent for grouch’s tf2 rebalance video. BLEED FOR 8 SECONDS. Well made video tho.

[@eden-2-o]

corpsebloom + reju rack + opinion + aegis synergy goes incredulously hard

[@garrisoncox724]

I simply can't forgive you for implying the bison steak is better than it was pre-rework.

[@henriquemedranosilva7142]

11:49 "this double your damage, you know, your most important stat, B tier"

[@headwaste5277]

10 seconds into the video (and im so sorry about this but) not every survivor benefits of Attack speed. Well everyone except 1. That being Artificer. Arti's primary is on a cooldown so while she throws the fireballs faster that just means the downtime until you can throw the next batch is longer.

[@jtailor366]

6:55 hunter harpoon is pretty much only good if you have "Please forgive me" as your equipment also i might sound weird but i would rate the shield generator a A tier because you can just get even more health based on your max health

[@gringusgaming]

Blast Shower renews your Safer Spaces after getting hit allowing for extra guaranteed immunity, maybe it should go up a rank for that

[@turbo_jake]

Goat hoof in the same tier as fungus is one of the most opinions I’ve ever heard

[@bucketoflaughter5207]

I love how the joke just flew over every commenters head.

[@plvto1]

as usual. they're brainless. it's so obvious but they're so eager to get mad at someone that they don't think straight. yikes.

[@denissupuper]

There was no joke

[@bucketoflaughter5207]

@@denissupuper it’s okay, it took me a while to

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

@@bucketoflaughter5207no seriously there wasn’t a joke 🫤

[@kristoforban8241]

feels like a schrödingers douchebag situation

[@deklanweidner]

Beads give you a secret boss for more lunar coins when you obliterate at the celestial shine.

[@moosedog___6372]

Half of this feels serious and half of it feels like a joke and I love it

[@Anton-n4n5n]

Putting the single most consistent movement speed item in d and then putting the item that ONLY gives you sprint speed AND gets outscaled by 2bor more hooves

[@malachiwood8045]

Never let bro cook again 😭

[@vincentestabrook5371]

saying no one looks for vase is crazy seeing how it's an amazing pillar skip item on both mithrax an false son boss fight

[@henriquemedranosilva7142]

4:43 I will be honest, I had no fucking clue wip did that. Like the Portuguese tool tip just says "it helps you escape" and that is fucking it

[@triforceward1301]

Even though I don't agree with a lot of the list. I do understand I have different gameplay and own opinion. Regardless, this was one of the most entertaining tier list videos. Thanks for your work of art. Will be checking out the channel after this. Good job Tools XL. Take a thumbs up.

[@marbulOfficial]

0:40 "I could do without having to become part fursona" agree to disagree my friend :3 (also goat hoof is goated, I'm not sure was it sarcasm to put it in D tier)

[@hermxnnz]

Dont ever make a tierlist again

[@steepercreve]

erm ackshually technically when using the artifact that gives a random item at the start or using the artifact that switches characters every time it is possible to acquire microbots as a non captain survivor 11:24

[@KaihanFidaiy]

Hooks of heresy on railgunner 💀

[@otherjacobyt]

im sorry comment section but this video is very well written and funny and entertaining, even if some takes are wild from an objective point of view, sue me

[@robertcespedes1671]

I thought I was being a beef head with the goat leg crust glasses and teddy bear but you said it’s cool so im coool lmao

[@ninjapickle773]

You- most certainly have opinions XD Cant say im not entertained though. Still, Putting my Son Beetle Guard so low is criminal

[@LDSG_A_Team]

This man only plays command + sacrifice + swarms and loops multiple times every run

[@warriorunderfire9368]

He appears to have no notion of the insanity that can unfold when you play engineer with bustling fungus and n'kuhana's opinion. You literally place your turrets, giggle, and watch things die. It seems he actually has no notion of healing items, almost as if this is not a "Risk of Rain 2 tier list" but rather a "Tier List of Most Damage Dealing Items In Risk of Rain 2"

[@meow7985]

Bro what the fuck, has this guy actually played the game

[@necrogamer2952]

I dont mind the hoof placement for only one reason, i really dont like dealing with mister mach speed phase 4 mythrix so i always scrap hoof in hopes for energy drinks

[@runaan7382]

goat hoof in D, opinion rejected

[@TheSp4z06]

Many a strong points on this tier list, some I agree with, some I disagree with but more importantly… Alcoholism is in GOD tier cause I want to follow in my father’s footsteps

[@thesafehousedude6425]

I hope and pray the lord may forgive these absolutely horrendous takes. Seriously, good fucking grief I have never seen "opinions" this awful in risk of rain 2 ever before.

[@imjaymaybe]

there's no other way to say it but this is the most "I just beat Rainstorm" list ever im sorry bro

[@jrflemdog952]

OK SOOOOOO THIS MAN JUST TRASHED MY ROLLS OF PENNIES BUT LETZZZ BE HONEST NOTHING IT BETTER THEN YELLING "BEAT ME I DESERVE IT" and then making all the money i need

[@CohenStrachan]

bison steak ABOVE goat hoof is INSANE LIKE ABSOLUTELY STUPID

[@gibby2469]

Now i KNOW this was a late april fools vid if you said hooks of heresy was good on railgunner

[@soap6264]

Blast shower and vase in F!?!? Vase is a pillar skip (i hate pillars) and blast shower with one fuel cell and one drowned gesture=little to no cool down on bands and safer spaces, that shit is not deserving of F

[@Miss.Play67]

aint no way bro put corpsebloom in F tier :sob:

[@YRUSJR2]

Beads of Fealty. Does nothing... *but* ...

[@NotLegallyAGeologist]

honestly very based takes 💯 💶 🔥🔥🔥🔫🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🔫🔫🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅☢️

[@toejelly7514]

infusion and knurl are both underneath bison steak....

[@plvto1]

ain't no way this many people had the jokes fly over their heads

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

This tier list isn’t a joke, he just actually believes good is d

[@normanheifner9553]

Why the FUCK would anyone see hooks of heresy while playing railgunner and go “yeah imma need that” my guy you just took the Rail out of the gunner

[@AstronomerTV.]

beads do something they allow you to fight a op Scavenger at stage 8 there's a portal that's spawns go through it and then kys after you placed in a white dimension if you kill the scavenger you get 10 lunar donuts.

[@nicknickson3650]

Got five teddy bears on a run today. I died but it was fun while it lasted

[@pianopride212]

Sometimes I forget that yes, I am better at RoR 2 than most people

[@maxpuckett6000]

Finally new ror2 tier list

[@javierfraire8741]

Lmao the godskin music

[@UpToSpeed0]

This HAS to be bait, putting knurl and infusion below bison steak is a dead giveaway

[@RainbowReaper1]

I would put Lost Seer’s Lenses in D tier minimum

[@badwithusernames3238]

0:13 so many things that help against these developer oversights, imagine needing to add so many things to solve those oversights. if only this game was made by competent people update: barely 3 minutes in and i can already tell what kinda list this is (bad) update 2: there are green items in tiers other than god or F tier. why. green items are supposed to be either useless or god update 3: clearly you dont understand the power of corpsebloom. sure, its not all that great on looped runs but in every other scenario it's just better. basically double healing with no downsides early game, and lategame it makes healing items actually good (unless you are on eclipse 5 because it literally only has a downside there and unless you stack it because dont stack it it sucks). also insane rejuv rack synergy update 4: okay i get it you dont like skipping pillars

[@SantaLee2.0]

Nothing but correct opinions. The world is mending

[@kalidoesart]

oh i get it mending like the elite type from risk of rain 2

[@FrostRare]

Dude you’re funny af lol

[@firey42378]

you forgot perfected pearl

[@chipman1589]

I will always stack the shit outta my no touch teddy and watch my enemies suffer for it

[@JohnSmith-y7b]

wished you would have included item description snapshot also so new players can understand the ratting better. And the worst of it is that you did not include a final tier list at the end of the video. S and God are barely visible while being blocked by your channel's logo....

[@adatirei]

it sounds like johnny test with all the stupid whip sounds

[@bm7592]

WHAT ARE THE PEARLS!!!

[@selata.g.8706]

Goated hoof d tier closed the video

[@PoorEdward]

Mfw blast shower is better than any other offensive equipment

[@thqwibble]

funny vid but those rankings sheeeeesh idk who has worse item ranking you or a different youtuber named socksneedshelp 😭😭😭

[@EpsilonTheV]

oh, so you just dont like healing. like. at all.

[@tryanother3145]

Enjoyable 👍

[@Kai-bd2pq]

ban this guy from ror 2, permanently

[@ironnatepup]

this has to be bait, i've been baited, there's no way you actually possess these opinions

[@SPrandle]

I love this video so much oh my god lol

[@Bli22]

monster tooth must PERISH

[@Daanikduul]

You are wrong

[@Mark-wr8td]

mocha in d 🗿

[@LoskiBroski9352]

Chronobauble in F i heard enough

[@SoleilProductionss]

How did you record the items on the ground without the hud or the survivor on the screen?

[@Kraken-ub7qd]

Camera mode mod

[@SoleilProductionss]

@@Kraken-ub7qd no it's not the one, that one freezes the game

[@OneFunIdiot]

7:48 devils advocate moment all you need is one to two rejuvenation racks and the max healing level will go to like 50% and like 4 or so you get to 100% so if you’re playing on command or find a rack printer it’s good

[@butterytomatoes747]

they hate but they know you right. but bison steak b tier??!???!?! FUCK CHRONOBAUBLE

[@Caleb-Drg]

Huntress not in the crowbar section is a sin, repent now

[@ConnorLinley]

Unfortunately objectively wrong on a few of these.