The Dementors Attack the Wrong Harry (All Parts Compilation)

#dementor #dresdenfiles #harrypotter #acmevillainsupport

[@cnkclark]

"Yer a Wizard, Harry." "Nothing gets past your keen powers of perception, huh Sasquatch? It's literally written on my office door."

[@ShadowFoxSF]

And in the phonebook ad too

[@DisIzDaName]

**looks at the broken hinges and cracked door frame** "Also, you owe me a new door. "

[@cnkclark]

@@DisIzDaName Perfect.

[@JaxMerrick]

And I read that in James Marsters' voice.

[@ShadowFoxSF]

@@JaxMerrick yes me too!

[@LILOEVERYTHING]

I feel like the fact that harry potter has 7 books and and harry dresden has 17 is a good indicator of the difference in power lvl

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Hercule Poirot has 38, how powerful is he?

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@thegreatandterrible4508 pretty powerful for a fully mundane detecive. its about relative starting point as well as time for growth.

[@dragonsword7370]

@The Great and Terrible Poirot never had an ensorceled enchanted leather duster made into armor. Just Harry's physical charge rings alone would likely kill a man when activated in a punch. Poirot might have had a gun? Both of them could talk shop about pistols all day 🤣

[@danagray9709]

There's also the insane amount of deals Dresden has made for more power. Not to mention that if he really needs to, he now has access to the power of a Titan and a magical WMD.

[@Kayrim_Borlan]

Book 1 Dresden would wipe the floor with Voldemort, let alone Potter at the end of the 7th

[@CommisarHood]

Dresden: What's a Dementor? Voldemort: Those unspeakable horrors I sent after you that you burned to a crisp. Dresden: Buddy I get attacked by a different unspeakable horror every week and my response is usually "kill it with fire" so you're going have to get a lot more specific. Voldemort: Oh erm... those flying, black robed things that tried to suck out your soul? Dresden: Once again not really narrowing it down that could be one of about ten things I've fought off just in the past three or four months. Voldemort: Oh... wow... Dresden: Yep this is my life.

[@MrSharpdrop]

I laughed so hard reading this! Well played!

[@painvillegaming4119]

Voldemort “…..Now I feel bad “ (Also apparently he read the books )

[@balrighty3523]

Dresden: What's a Dementor? Voldemort: Those unspeakable horrors I sent after you that you burned to a crisp. Dresden: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@Reepicheep-1]

"And that's just a normal alley in Chicago. What happened to your nose, darth bathrobe?"

[@War5aw]

V: Those flying black robed things that tried to suck out your soul? H: That could be one of 10 things ive fought recently... or one of my ex-lovers...

[@palehorse6655]

When you realize him calling him Tom means he has no fear or respect for voltermort

[@Vernas_R]

I mean.. what can he do? How many villains would be using the help line that are way stronger?

[@mitchdiamond1]

I mean, man is on a help line, those people could have God himself on the other line and would give zero fucks XD

[@lumberluc]

This Hotline has dealt with WAY scarier beings than what Tom is. To the rest of the crew, Tom is just a child throwing a temper tantrum.

[@palehorse6655]

I mean he failed to kill a baby so I get it

[@Lady_highrock]

Think about it, he's support staff but he's suppoet staff for an interdimensional corporation. Relatively that means he's probably handled support for far more terrifying things than a tin pot magical dictator who's useless without his stick

[@GM-lr1kw]

I really want a 4th part of him frantically calling Voldemort to tell him that Hermione just came back from a summer apprenticeship under Dresden and he needs to stay very far away from her.

[@spinomitegames9000]

YES!

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

That would be awesome

[@jordanlarson8310]

I'm sure Bob would like that very much

[@pinklightninggacha]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@streakermaximus]

There is a 4th part, Ebenezer pays Voldemort a visit.

[@corynydam2361]

The least realistic part of this is the notion that Dresden’s car was actually capable of driving, or indeed intact, at that given moment.

[@arbiterprime2145]

maybe hed just got it back from Mikes lol

[@studioyokai]

Hey, in fairness,, he says he drove away, it doesn't say what shape the car was in or if it lasted the rest of the day 😂

[@ryanmiller3005]

Depends on where you are in the books, to not spoil things

[@streakermaximus]

Voldemort: He got on his dog and rode away.

[@joshuaprice3727]

I died, this comment is too accurate

[@tflynn2400]

We found another Harry. This one’s in San Francisco. His wand is shaped kind of funny, and use’s strange incantations. “Do you feel lucky punk?” and “Go ahead. Make my day.”

[@ProfessorYana]

"...That's Dirty Harry Callahan. And that's not a wand, it's a .44 Magnum revolver."

[@Cross177]

@@ProfessorYana “…and he will shoot you before you say a spell. Bullets fly faster than words.”

[@mhfuzzball]

@@ProfessorYana "Is that some kind of fireleg?"

[@ProfessorYana]

@@mhfuzzball "FireARM, and yes. Yes, it is."

[@jw8160]

🤣

[@MitchellTF]

*Dementors appear* *Force Harry to feel absolute despair* *Harry blinks* "Huh. Kinda tickles..."

[@MitchellTF]

Alt endings: "SO, Voldemort proceeded to tell Harry exactly what he did...and Dresden just looks at him, nods...And pulls out a Colt 45 Magnum"

[@lukelblitz3627]

This has some strong "local man loses last bit of hope he didn't even know he had" energy

[@et3inuyasha]

@@MitchellTF .44.

[@MitchellTF]

@@lukelblitz3627 That is Dresden's life. That is ENTIRELY Dresden's life.

[@MitchellTF]

@@et3inuyasha "Bob, what do you MEAN he doesn't have a physical body?" "You have to destroy their anchor. Destroy their cloak, and they can no longer exist in the physical realm." "...Would fire work?" "...I now feel sorry for them"

[@JaxMerrick]

Sad part is, Voldemort would be considered an Outsider... Meaning he's lucky the Gatekeeper didn't rock his world the moment he stepped into the DF reality.

[@aerfczxvservasergv]

Rashid likely knew that Dresden was the target and decided against intervention, choosing instead to find some popcorn.

[@JaxMerrick]

@@aerfczxvservasergv Fair enough.

[@motorwaffle6700]

Technically not an outsider, just from a different reality. If Voldy had to cross the outside to get there he wouldn't survive the magic-resistant abominations in the way.

[@lexcrowne4546]

@@motorwaffle6700 best part is, they're even worse actually Outside. The outer gates impose the laws of physical reality on the creatures of the outside, which is why you can 'kill' them at all. And considering the never never works on conceptual correlation between locations, it would be amusing if a gate did end up in the Harry Potter world, and locating spells looking for a powerful wizard named Harry pointed them towards Dresden.

[@isaacgraff8288]

I did not think of that... That is going to be very brief. If that doesn't work, he is going through the Nevernever. He may meet Lia, or worse, Queen Mab. Even if Voldy got that close, Demonreach.

[@nystria_]

Must've been a good day for Dresden that he was able to drive away in his car

[@johnclark04]

Underrated comment lol

[@travisbishop782]

Which one? The Blue Beatle, or the Munstermobile?

[@TheMonk72]

@@travisbishop782 I'm sure Tom would have said something about the 'Za Lord's Guard swarming him if the Munster mobile was anywhere nearby. 😁

[@travisbishop782]

@@TheMonk72 Ha! That is true.

[@mikesharkey2010]

@@TheMonk72 Well, considering what happened to the Winter Lady, I doubt any report on a swarm of Za Lord troops would get any further than "Whaa. . Shiiii.. . . Aaaiii... gurgle"

[@ParanormalEncyclopedia]

Only one problem: Harry (Dresden) mentions having read Harry Potter a couple of times. He'd know what Dementors were. Otherwise Vadderung's beard that was funny.

[@AlleluiaElizabeth]

I mean... he coulda just been screwing with him.

[@shawnhamilton710]

I could see Dresden doing that

[@XainArchives]

That makes what he did to Voldemort even funnier.

[@wolfpreist]

@@AlleluiaElizabeth Dresden would totally do that.

[@krissisk4163]

@@AlleluiaElizabeth Dresden? Screwing with someone? Surely not. Would he do something like that? (Yes, yes he would.)

[@terry58501]

We can't prove it was Dresden unless we know how much property damage there was.

[@customarylover3857]

Wait, does he really go that overboard? 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: I see what you mean by that now. I was curious because I've never read the Dresden Files series.

[@terry58501]

@@customarylover3857 when there ISN'T property damage, nobody believes he's been around!

[@leyrua]

@@customarylover3857 His fire spell has, let us say, a shockwave radius. It tends to blow out all of the windows on a city block.

[@ErevanDB]

@Leyrua I thought that was fresari, not fuego? And only when he uses *spoiler* Actual hellfire?

[@customarylover3857]

@@leyrua Yeesh. That guy should really keep his wallet on his person at all times.

[@lumberluc]

"Avada Kavara!" "... Gesundheit?" I laughed at that one so hard.

[@robertstoneking7916]

The auto caption said kazoo night and I could see Dresden saying that too just to mess with Voldemort.

[@ProfessorYana]

@@robertstoneking7916 The auto-caption also transcribed "Avada Kedavra" as "Ivana Cadaver".

[@Tuck-Shop]

Thats2 the part that cracks me up every time.

[@KarlB591]

And if Voldy is lucky, he'll get a passing mention in one of Harry's case files.

[@ParanormalEncyclopedia]

"This bald Darth wanna be showed up and tried some literal harry potter bs. God help me the warlocks are cosplaying."

[@SoulSoundMuisc]

I honestly hope Jim Butcher sees these videos. He would get a kick out of it!

[@lumberluc]

Those that watched this series, He's getting a visit from Ebenezer McCoy. That's the last guy in the Wizarding World (On any plane) you want to meet up with.

[@ParanormalEncyclopedia]

@@lumberluc Harry particularly post battlegrounds is up there to but yeah

[@Asertix357]

@@ParanormalEncyclopedia Savagely disrespectful.

[@camrynsmith7631]

*After Voldemort goes after Dresdon* Support: So, what happened? Voldemort: I don't want to talk about it.

[@lisa_wistfulone7957]

Also Voldy: I just want a hot bath. And a nap.

[@Zack_Zander]

Support probably don’t need to ask, they just knew what happened

[@leyrua]

He was very lucky that he still had a few of his horcruxes left, just saying.

[@ZT1ST]

Support: "But I do want to talk about what happened."

[@Wuginess]

I just realised that Harry Dresden is also protected by his Witch mother's love, and that she not only died for her children but made his original magic amulet focus. No wonder Dresden could shake it off. His mother was much more powerful then Lily Potter ( no disrespect to Lily, Dresden's Mom had decades of experience on her)

[@voltanaares2408]

And noone will find another scar on the body of Dresden unusual. "Harry you got a scar there from a very powerfull curse" "Jep collect them like candy"

[@eleethtahgra7182]

No. Voldy cant harm potter cos lily offer her life for potter n voldy killed her. So, its kinda like Lily; dont kill my baby, kill me instead. Voldy; kill lily. Thus, due to her death (n sacrifice) voldy n only voldy cant harm hp. Lily offer her life so her son could live. Margaret didnt die to protect hd. She got killed. Shes raith's target. And before she died, she cast her death curse against raith. Thus, in this vid, voldy cant harm hd isnt because of margaret, but simply because the passive defense spell of the duster is strong enough to ward off the killing curse.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

And Margaret LeFay was also vicious and _sneaky!_ That death curse of hers? HOLY CRAP. Who else could figure out a way to make a death curse last and keep affecting someone for *30 FREAKING YEARS?!* Harry got his fundamental goodness from his father Malcolm, but he got his temper and his mean streak from his mama!

[@griergentry8777]

Imagining Toot-Toot being the one who chased Voldemort, yelling “You dare attack The Za Lord?!?” 🤣

[@ryanmiller3005]

Voldy- You pitiful Fae stand no chance before me. I will destroy you AND this pitiful city Toot-*thinks, counts on his fingers and then blinks as the numbers add up* ZA LORDS GUARD, ATTACK! FOR ZA LORD, FOR PIZZA!! *Voldy drowns in a flood of light and tiny daggers*

[@Gramakin]

Yes! Brilliant!

[@Asertix357]

I know nothing about the Dresden Files. So when I read this, and heard John say Voldemort got chased by some fae creature the entire way, I was imagining Toot-Toot as some sort of lumbering quadrupedal beast with a huge mouth, lots of teeth, and kinda dumb but extremely loyal.

[@gilligan8795]

@@Asertix357 toot toot is 6in? tall in the first book maybe shorter 30in tall by the end. He is a pixey

[@MEver316]

​@@Asertix357 I guess Mouse is pretty close to that but I'd also say he's very intelligent. You really wouldn't want to get on Mouse's bad side.

[@jackmack4181]

I was expecting him to do an Indiana Jones and just pull out his gun and shoot Voldemort

[@shaneharper4477]

"I'm a-fixin' to defend myself"

[@caffineandshiny]

Fun fact. While Harry Potter came out before Dresden, they were both written at the same time. Butcher wrote Stormfront in school for a teacher, and it got rejected many times before finally getting published. So no, Harry Dresden is not named after Harry Potter.

[@mhfuzzball]

It's right in his name. Harry *Blackstone* Copperfield Dresden.

[@caffineandshiny]

@kurotatsu726 yes, but there are still a lot of people who don't pay attention who still make assumptions.

[@stillenacht8518]

@@mhfuzzball Houdini, not Potter. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@mhfuzzball]

@@stillenacht8518 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Blackstone

[@AshaGrenetal]

I read Harry Potter first... watched the Dresden files... and have inherited my Dad's entire collection of Books on Harry Dresden... Harry Dresden with his hockey stick and drumstick wands (tv series) definitely more interesting as an adult.

[@arrannightsword4756]

Okay, I almost popped a lung laughing when he said 'gesundheit'. 😂

[@comradewindowsill4253]

as someone who has actually, genuinely experienced a popped lung before- agreed.

[@namikazenara9379]

How rotten is your luck to meet Harry freaking Dresden out of all possible Harry in the universe

[@bthsr7113]

I mean, baldy is a small fish in that pond. There's not really a lot of enemies he would want to face.

[@DisIzDaName]

@@bthsr7113 True. Even minor warlocks from Dresden's world would eat Voldemort alive, let alone any of the fae, vampires, outsiders, etc.

[@AnarchyShogun]

@@DisIzDaName do you think we could feed Voldy to a Skavis or Malvora whamp? I feel like he deserves it.

[@mman2052]

@@AnarchyShogun I mean I was thinking we just give him to Mab or Lea so we don't have to think about it. But I mean there are a lot of worse things he could have ran into literal Angels being one

[@philosophicaljay3449]

Thinking about it, I think a Fuego infused with Soulfire might actually be quite the deadly threat to Dementors. Dementors attack the soul, they deal with things on that level. Using an attack powered by Soulfire probably would make it able to harm Dementors in quite the unique way.

[@AnarchyShogun]

It's also been stated in the DF that one of the main reasons Harry likes using fire is it's wide range of effectiveness. Since it's not just physically destructive, but also a symbolic force of purification, it tends to affect spiritual beings just as well if not better than physical ones.

[@jamesmerkel1932]

​@@AnarchyShogun This is compounded by the fact that magic is influenced by your belief and emotions in the dresdenverse. Quite literally willing your intentions to life.

[@jonathanwolfe2692]

@@AnarchyShogun In the Dresden universe it does not matter if a thing is matter, or energy, spiritual, or physical fire burns PERIOD!

[@Skyfighter64]

I think Hellfire would be more likely to kill a dementor, as Soulfire is described as a force of creation, rather than destruction.

[@jamesmerkel1932]

@Skyfighter64 by that logic it shouldn't harm vampires, but it certainly did. Think of it this way, soulfire acts as a resistance bypass when used against tainted entities

[@Spritespitfire]

I nearly coughed up a lung with laughter.

[@villainsupport]

Awesome!

[@kjdee140]

The Dementors in Order of the Phoenix got confused over which Harry to attack. Harry Potter or Harry Melling, the name of Dudley's actor.

[@danielcanty5727]

😂😂😂

[@nooffencebutew1166]

"What's he gonna go? Disarm them till they die???" 💀

[@okami-shaman9548]

Ive never heard a better reason to start reading the dresden files than these shorts.

[@owlsayssouth]

It's my favorite book series. Reread them constantly. So much fun.

[@alpacasmafia9265]

Dresden made me feel, as an adult, the same stakes and laughs that Percy Jackson did for me as a kid so I'd give a big recommendation. They're incredibly well written

[@studioyokai]

The first... idk dozen plus books I read of it are among the few that I could never part with because even picky old me finds them so good I could genuinely see myself rereading all of them at some point. And have, in some cases! Often I get picky about writing quality in pro fiction and even if I enjoy a book once, I might not be able to reread it when I know what's coming. But both story and writing are so great in DF that they're an exception to that rule. Jim Butcher's web site has the reading order for the books and short stories (important since they eventually stopped mentioning the numbers on the covers!), but off the top of my head I believe the first three are: - Storm Front - Fool Moon - Grave Peril I think? - I know the fourth book starts getting more into the Faerie Courts but I can't quite recall the title as it's been a few years. In my opinion though everything from book 4 onward is definitely something I would recommend to read in publishing order, because the ongoing plots get increasingly built up, esp with regards to the Faerie and Vampire Courts, and the changes in his personal and professional relationships. So if you can't find the first or second book, or even the third, I wouldnt stress too much? But the further into the series you get the more it's preferable to read in order. That said, he generally seems to make the books pretty accessible. So you could start with a somewhat later book, like Dead Beat (iirc that's the necromancers one, featuring a ZOMBIE T REX at one point. It's awesome, one of my favorites - which is really saying something in a series I can already happily re-read!), and be fine. But there's nuances and such you pick up easier reading it in order. 😊

[@okami-shaman9548]

@@studioyokai well, i have already started reading them (up to book 3 so far) so im enjoying the build up so far. Im enjoying the well defined characters and especially Murphy's absolute agency. Im also loving Harrys Dry humored and overworked uncle kind of vibes, like the type who pick you up, dusts you off, half mumbles something, tells you not to do stupid shizz, then goes out and does said stupid shizz as his regular day job. I would like to reply further with an essay of my own, but im never great at such things.

[@meganofsherwood3665]

@@alpacasmafia9265 I'm going to have to start reading them, then!

[@goldenegg8of100]

I wondered why the killing curse failed, then remembered Dresden’s amulet from his mother.

[@AnarchyShogun]

Also the protective spells built into the duster would probably take the teeth out of it pretty good.

[@ProfessorYana]

​@@AnarchyShogunCan't forget his shield bracelet, either.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

​@@ProfessorYana shield bracelet has to be activated. The defensive spell on the duster does act automatically... Duster kinda act like bullet proof vest while bracelet act like heavy riot shield.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

Hmmm....no Amulet does not protect against spell.

[@JaxMerrick]

​@@eleethtahgra7182 But it is a symbol of love.

[@18nightc322]

Most unrealistic thing about this video was the blue beetle was working, but other than that spot on.

[@AnarchyShogun]

Depending on when they showed up, it could have been the muenster mobile. That thing only seems to die from wounds, never chance.

[@Ilias2]

@@AnarchyShogun If it was the Muenster Mobile, Za Lord's Guard would've swarmed Voldemort.

[@matt_1984_]

hey, it could have been the Munstermobile....

[@matt_1984_]

@@AnarchyShogun I mean Mab did prepare it for him...

[@sirrex9982]

he hasnt had the beetle for a long time

[@bortmaximus]

Meanwhile, Harry: hEY! Who's scruffy looking!?

[@Christopher-eq1rn]

I mean that's why Harry focuses on fire, it's one of the few kinds of magic that takes out spirits as well

[@kaliah1494]

"Watch out for that Neville kid too. Apparently he got so traumatized as a kid that his actual soul got cracks in it and some abstract personified mental apparition has bonded with him. He's just said some magic words that turned fairies into glowing power armor and he's coming"

[@neededaname]

I wonder how exactly the Arvada kadavera would effect a spirit web. Would holding investment prevent it from harming you or merely make you able to linger in the cognitive realm. So much to consider. All hail the mighty Sanderson’s many world!

[@Landis963]

@@neededaname Probably just punches a hole straight through, like a Shardblade wound without the Blade. At least, that's how I'd rule the crossover were I writing it.

[@pizzamafioso9191]

Dresden was so confused, he said to someone with no nose "bless you" XD

[@ShadowFoxSF]

The way he starts calling him "Tom" to try to plead with him. Got me cracking up.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

please tell me the fae creature was Sir toot toot just harrassing voldy out of the reality

[@JaxMerrick]

Toot-toot: "Avaunt, villain!" Voldemort: Oh, FFS-"

[@revan0890]

Protect the Za Lord!

[@singingwolf3929]

That's Major General Toot Toot to you! Lol

[@Avallachgrey]

@@singingwolf3929 I was looking for this comment.

[@chriscombs21886]

“He’s going home to take a bath and a nap” that made me laugh a little too hard

[@darrellduncan8737]

So the biggest problem I have with this scenario is Harry getting into his car and it actually worked

[@troggrog9136]

Real.

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

...now I need a Death Battle episode between Dresden and Riddle. Even if they get it wrong, it should still be at least mildly entertaining.

[@FondlesHandles]

Man, Harry Potter vs Harry Dresden would be so one sided...

[@stm7810]

The actual fight be like FIGHT! Adva-

[@Skyblade12]

@@stm7810To be fair, they could drag it out by having Harry not really trying to hurt a kid.

[@stm7810]

@@Skyblade12 Riddle is the adult bad guy which retroactively is somehow trans people because the author is a bigot.

[@gypsybelle4757]

“Tom! Will you please just listen to me?” 😂😂😂

[@mistress_of_the_dark380]

As a person who has only watched the TV show (I WANTED MORE DAMNIT) and knows a little about the books, I find it hilarious I immediately knew it was Harry Dresden.

[@takirosh]

The tv show does not do the books justice.

[@beanclay4154]

@@takirosh at all. That Murphy looked like a seasoned cop. Book not so much

[@joshuaprice3727]

You need to read the books, they are amazing

[@jherazob]

Am i the only one that liked both? Like the Keanu Constantine movie, it was a terrible adaptation but was quite fun in it's own way, and would have loved some more seasons

[@SWmovieBuff]

@jherazob Both were fun, but quite different. I also like the Dresden actor playing cop-types, see: DC's Arrow.

[@ameliabarker8403]

He said Fuego- and I burst into laughter- fantastic 😂🎉

[@JonPITBZN]

"The Dementors were on fire, and it wasn't my fault."

[@Fiona2254]

Lol i love the “that’s not Harry Potter, that’s Harry Dresden! There’s more than one wizard named Harry”! 😂😂😂

[@meganofsherwood3665]

I have no idea what series Harry Dresden is from, but as a chilldhood HP fan, the idea of Voldemort charging after a guy he can't kill is extremely amusing

[@heatherheardwhat1103]

It is a book series called The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. Harry Dresden is the main character. Great books which are a sort of cross between magic (vampires, fae, etc), and detective stories (noir ish).

[@lharchmage6908]

Dresden files by Jim butcher set in modern day Chicago. Harry is a detective pi that openly proclaims to be a wizard in a world just like ours. Where people don't really believe in magic. There is council of wizard's. The fey Titania Maeve. Vampires werewolf demons etc

[@decodavanwinkle8936]

You GOTTA check it out

[@freman007]

Just be warned, the series does start slow and doesn't really hit the straps until about book four or five.

[@TheEvilMrJeb]

It’s a hardboiled detective series based in modern day Chicago called the Dresden Files. Book 1 is called “Storm Front” but my favorite is “Dead Beat” which is the 7th book.

[@D123-f9k]

As soon as he said he didn’t know Dementors could die I knew it hand to be Dresden. The fire sealed the deal.

[@bgt2848]

“It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life OK, so Voldemort’s doing his whole bit right and he just ready with that Avada Kedavra like really drawn out and dramatic, and Harry just draws a Smith and Wesson, and puts one right between his eyes, he didn’t even get past the ah, and then he made some one-liner”

[@steel5315]

I had no idea who Harry Dresdan was before this so thank you for teaching me that lol

[@goudawgs]

Go listen to the audio books, they're narrated by James Marsters aka Spike from Buffy

[@DisIzDaName]

Read them, or listen to them on Audible. They're amazing right from the start, but if you stick with it up to Changes it'll blow you away. It's seriously one of the best series I've ever read.

[@1Outis1]

@@DisIzDaName I couldn't agree more, this series is right up there with the Repairman Jack series for me.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

What books?

[@joshuaprice3727]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 a series called the Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. Enjoy!

[@patrickslayter9946]

Yea... good luck Voldy... Especially if Dresden decides to release just 1 of those prisoners from Demon Reach. Even the most puny of them are equivalent to demigods so... good luck.

[@stillenacht8518]

Gods forbid Thomas was watching Harry like he does from time to time and got to Voldy before he got close. Now Voldy is flat on his back behind a dumpster with a boot on his throat and a dangerously pretty man flipping and catching a kuhkri right over his face, asking what he wants with his brother. 'Look Moldyfart, I'm not going to tell you what happens if I drop this. I'll let you imagine it. Why are you following the wizard?'

[@LairdErnst]

Kudos for incorporating the Dresden Files into the multiverse. Glad someone enjoys the books enough to use it in a crossover. Well done!

[@DraconicDuelist]

Oh man, this is great! I absolutely love the idea if Moldybutt being such a non-issue for Dresden that he just gets completely snubbed!

[@mayamartin7359]

I don’t know who Harry Dresden is, but I found this immensely amusing anyway, and now I suspect I have a new fantasy series to go sniff out. Thanks for this 😅

[@kmcd6140]

The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. 1st book - Storm Front. There was also a short-lived TV series.

[@deansmith3947]

@@kmcd6140 dont watch the tv show lol. but there are 17 books that are pretty great.

[@eleethtahgra7182]

​@@kmcd6140 yeah. Dont watch it. It butcher the story....

[@kmcd6140]

@@eleethtahgra7182 Seen every episode. Liked it. Wanted more. Found the book series.

[@Scudboy17]

One thing no one else has mentioned here is experience. Voldemort and the dementors are used to fighting wizards who essentially just parry attacks, sometimes with counterspells sometimes literally swiping them out of the air. They have no prepared defenses or wards to deal with and actual magical items are extremely rare, so most wizards never learn to fight with them or against them (asside from wanda). Meanwhile Dresden has been raised and trained for decades to fight other mages and entities that far outclass them. He haa layered defenses, contingency spells, wards, amulets, and magical items. He's literally a walking arsenal of magic, and non-magic, wrapons. Dresden tries to live up to the codes of magic in his universe, but if he needs to nuke and enemy to defeat them, he will. And has. Many, many times. Voldemort comes from a universe with literally 1 killing spell, which he has mastered. He's not used to that spell not working, let alone being countetered. His list of spells and curses are laughably small when compared to what Dresden has at his disposal, even very early in his series. And no one in the Potterverse is prepared to have 6ft of oak staff bounced off their head, not to mention having "Smith & Wesson" cast at them. In any fight, with any version of Dresden vs any version of Voldemort or Potter, Dresden no-diffs this 100% of the time.

[@pendotxl822]

Kind off. Unless for some reason HP Magic wouldnt interact that well with Dresdens Magic defenses, there would be quite a limited aray of things he could do to him, even If you go by spells as descibes instead of as intended. Mind bending the entire non protected existances against him would just piss him Off since pretty much anyone dangerous enough to matter wont be unprotected. Arguably His best shot would probably be the more liberal side of Transmutation and reading up on some of that muggle physics. Creating Antimatter should get through most defensives and Not be warded off that well

[@Scudboy17]

@pendotxl822 Very true, but Voldemort was lost in proving the superiority of magic vs the real world. Its almost a side plot in the Potter stories, but Voldemort was on the verge or piercing the veil, so to speak, and intent on conquering the human world with his magic. I think he would consider normal science and magic beneath him. But if he did swallow his pride and brush up on his physics and defensive magic, I'd still give it to Harry. Dresden is always punching higher than his weight class, and is used to fighting beings and wizards much stronger than himself. Not to mention that when pressed into a corner, he can pull off some amazing applications of even simple spells, like the earth magic gravity manipulation that turned a few black court vampires into greasy smears on the floor. Not to mention that Voldemort is 110% a classic villain, where he will monolog and gloat about his plans and what he will do to Dresdin, and Harry loves an enemy that just won't shut up. He would use that time to come up with something, and thats usually the time he at his most dangerous. And if we give Harry His full powers-- SPOILER ALERT!- As the Winter Knight he has almost unlimited power at his disposal not mention his ties to the island/loci, and all of his grandfather's spell books, which he still has not fully explored. I love the Potterverse as much as the next guy (Ravenclaws FTW!) but in any situation other than Harry outright surrendering for plot reasons, Dresden takes this fight every time. And even then, Voldemort would have to contend with all of Dresdens allies, enemies, and even few supernatural entities Harry holds contracts/favors with, all of whome have a vested interest in keeping Harry alive, compared to Voldemort who's every ally is only following him because they are too scared not to follow him. If given a chance to see Voldemort dead, for real, they would turn on him in an instant.

[@pendotxl822]

@@Scudboy17 oh for sure. unless portkey or fidelius scammery for some reason work no way he can contest. Both of which have little reason to be able to affect anyone "important" in dresden, aswell as taking the spells quite to their edges only based upon no explicit borders being drawn. (portkeys not really having known limitations on state, size, condition and range, fidelius not being exempt from working on people, or what kind of information at all, it can conceal, or the theoretical logik argument that you could force assumptions in peoples head by hiding true information) But considering we havent heard of people portkeying their target to alpha centauri and voldemort not just putting up a fidelius on the existance of deatheaters, or simply that muggle are also humans with feelings forcing his pov on everyone else, those are ofc fun but only theorycraft nonsense. Although there are quite some worlds in fiction that could win that encounter, hp really isnt on that list. If we count indirect winning conditions hp does have the edge in transportation options and a wizard could do quite the damage to the average citizens, but unless we consider the above theorycrafts to work i dont think he could get enough pull to force a surrender without prior knowledge about the world. Ofc not even talking about how off character it would be

[@scloftin8861]

Damn, almost spewed my soda over this ... Yes!

[@Starlitsoul0359]

This was absolutely glorious. I don’t think these types of videos will get old just on account of it ALWAYS being funny to watch villians and heroes get tangled up fighting the wrong people. Cause when you mix two different realities, there’s bound to be some hilarious misunderstandings.

[@CasualNotice]

Absolutely. The series on Predators getting their asses handed to them by supers and wizards is awesome.

[@Plsrateeight]

Glorious... wut this is the most boring crud ever...

[@salvation120]

You had me until "he drove away." No way would the Blue Beetle actually start up on the first try for Harry after that. 😂

[@YourFunkiness]

I was hoping this would turn out to be the wizard it was.

[@PhoenixBlayde]

I have no idea why but Harry Dresden's response to Voldy had me cackling like a mad hatter... Your doing great work!

[@aliciagrayson4203]

Powerful fire spells from his staff Goddammit Dresden!

[@cnkclark]

The building was on fire and it wasn't his fault.

[@robertstoneking7916]

If he'd used his blasting rod Voldemort would have thought it was a wand.

[@artor9175]

@@robertstoneking7916 ...briefly.

[@Haydenh127]

Love the Dresden reference, keep it up "burned up by fire spells outside the scope of anything in your reality" 100%^^^

[@Sternguard]

I am sure this confuses some people, go read the Dresden files books there worth it.

[@brucedockery5677]

There was a TV show for like one or two seasons. It was kinda bowdlerized, but fun!

[@sarahprice659]

I suggest that you listen to them, if you can. James Marsters (he played Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer), is an excellent Dresden.

[@omnisquirrel]

@@sarahprice659 One of the few times I feel like I can definitively say that the audiobooks are the superior medium. For Marsters alone.

[@sarahprice659]

@@omnisquirrel You can follow the evolution of Butcher’s writing as well, and it has improved in leaps and bounds.

[@owlsayssouth]

Voldy is lucky he didn't just die from trying that curse on Dresden.

[@FredrickTesla]

Should have ended it with them ending up losing their last numbers to Harry Callahan and Voldemort getting arrested after Harry blew his hand off with his magnum.

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

It’s not because fighting Dementors would be so boring to Dresden he forgot about them. It’s that his life is just that much more insane otherwise. First lover: Half Vampire. (Half) Brother: Incubus. Grandfather: Powerful enough to pull down Satellites from orbit. Elder Daughter: Normal Kid (He can rarely see her.) Younger Daughter: A Spirit of intellect that had to be forcefully ripped from his skull so she wouldn’t kill him, now resides in a wooden skull. Boss: Queen of the Winter Fey. Dresdens Apprentice: Her second in command. Best Friend: Christian Man so holy that he regularly converses with Biblically named Angels. Known Contractor: A Mafia Boss Friends with Bigfoot. Ally’s with leader of All Succubus and Incubus. Killed the entire red court vampire clan in one stroke by killing his previously mentioned lover. (It was consensual.) Fought a Zombie T-Rex. Ally’s with a Werwolf clan. Spoke to his inner instincts on multiple occasions. Resisted the power of a demonic coin. Instinctual side created a child with the Shadow of the “Demon” Died and lived as a spirit. (He got better.) This man’s life is insane.

[@DavidKoltun]

Um... he rode a zombie t Rex into battle he didn't fight it.

[@lupenngrimpaw936]

That's it! I'm buying the whole damn series because clearly I have missed some good shit!

[@zionleach3001]

Huh, seems he never has a full dull moment. But where do the comics fit in the continuity?

[@k.w.pillsbury4070]

@@zionleach3001 The comics are either retellings of book novels or side stories.

[@zionleach3001]

@@k.w.pillsbury4070 That makes sense. They always summarize events from other stories.

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

That's the most Dresden Response I could possibly imagine I'm at work and really tired but you sir have me _wheezing_ with laughter over here

[@DisIzDaName]

Dresden Files deserves so much more attention: love this stuff!

[@BrentDelong1253]

That's the difference between magic users in the UK and in US. I will give Constantine his props.

[@jasoncross4587]

These are 100% pure platinum, I didn't know entertainment could be so good.

[@Neochaotic_]

I got so irrationally excited when I realized you were talking about Dresden!!!! 😂😂😂❤

[@rileyhoggan6278]

I just like to think of Dresden getting into the Blue Beetle, put-put-putting his way off into glory leaving a disgruntled Voldemort in his wake

[@amysolley4268]

A bath AND a nap. Don't feel bad Voldy, we've all had days at work like those 😂😂😂😂

[@kjohnson9306]

A few Wardens show up in the Ministry, Fudge orders his people to attack and arrest them, and the Ministry is reduced to ashes ten minutes later. End.

[@AnakinTheWeird]

If they think Harry's bad, just wait til they see his dog...

[@xandertheupriser8600]

Let's be honest if Dresden got attack by dementors, he would chase them down to figure out where they came from.

[@j.woodard2452]

**gasping-wheezing-laughter** I've only been through the first 3 novels, and that was in 2018-19! I recognized where this was going before the second detail 🤣🤣🤣 Wonderful set up!!! Thank you.

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

Dresden must have thought voldy was just a crazy person.

[@patrickhuffman9632]

If you've read both series this is absolutely amazing.

[@pharaohamaya]

Oh my god thank you for making my day with this. I can see the ENTIRE argument with Voldemort and Harry go down in my head and I’m just like “Yeah no, that’s about how I expects it to happen. Maybe add the little fae squad trying to chase him off to protect their Za Lord”. Oh you’re funny as hell dude (I’m sorry if the cursing is a bit much), great job on this. I’m totally watching more of your stuff now.

[@couragew6260]

“You fought the wrong Wizard, FOOL!”

[@shedoraziirocson4011]

Instead of Harry Potter, they accidentally go for Harry Dresden.

[@willgibson7478]

ACME: "What's he gonna do, disarm them 'til they DIE?!" Voldemort. "Okay, I guess that does sound unlikely."

[@faeryglamer]

Want to pop back in here and THANK you so much for introducing me to the dresden files. Five books in now. 😂

[@ladyfreedomrocks]

This copulation is so funny. Dresden saying "Gesundheit" is right up there with "Thanos got ran over by a reindeer " in my book.

[@stephenstonge7968]

Harry got taller, and so did his wand. 😂

[@Spencer_Thatcher]

Voldamort: I have an unbeatable wand boy, what hope do you have. Harry: You want the stick? Go on mouse, go fetch the stick. Voldamort: What are yo.... *Gets bodied by 200lbs of fluff

[@mikewatts1533]

Loved the Dresden series!!! Poor Tom Riddle never stood a chance. LMAO Thanks

[@andrewm5840]

Love the fact that Dresden is so identifiable 😂

[@romulansith]

Now, we just need a few with these guys making the mistake of dealing with the MHI team! (Monster Hunter International)

[@katherinepurvin7802]

I wonder what the PUFF is for a Dementor these days...

[@robertcorley5225]

Or someone from the Pax Arcana series

[@romulansith]

@@katherinepurvin7802 dunno we need evidence to submit.

[@gatling216]

I don't see that ending well. Someone's gonna knock the cherry off of Earl's cigarette and it's all over but the screaming.

[@cnkclark]

MHI is bad enough, God help them if they cross paths with Agent Franks.

[@toadman506]

"The Dementors were on Fire...but yeah, this time it was My Fault"

[@SoulSoundMuisc]

I didn't get it until you said "Fuego" Those poor, poor Dementors. "The building was on fire. It wasn't my fault." --Harry

[@TwinFlower90]

My favorite moment of Dresden vs Evil Mages was when a small time, like Tiny time cult showed up. They branched their wands and what have you. He pulls out a 357 magnum.

[@atrix9910]

So I'm currently on the second Dresden files book and I found this and I LOVE IT

[@rhbrand1]

Old Moldy Voldy better be glad Mab didn't notice him wandering around. She might not take kindly to him.

[@jman5949]

That's what Harry is for

[@travisbishop782]

​@@jman5949i mean, he is the Winter Knight.

[@JaxMerrick]

​@@travisbishop782 "If Dresden cannot handle a rogue wizard and his underlings, clearly he is not fit to be my Knight."

[@N0FoxGiven]

I see the title and had to laugh. I've though of this a few times. So glad to see a joke about Harry Potter and Harry dresden in an actual skit. I'm dead xD

[@mooboy2000]

I was already laughing, but when it got to the "Gesundheit" I almost pissed myself.

[@vimserker2598]

Omg this killed me. The moment he said the spell name my mind clicked. “I KNOW THAT SPELL NAME! HARRY DRESDEN!”

[@cnkclark]

Run, Tom! RUN!

[@rm6176]

ROFLMAO! As a Customer Support Specialist myself...I LOVE THIS! This alone - I subscribed. Hope you have more🤞.

[@DraconicDuelist]

Ahahhah! Soon as I heard "Powerful Fire Spells" I knew Dresden was on the case!

[@darkpaw1522]

I never subbed so quickly. This was hilarious.

[@kralik394]

2:45 Taking all bets, folks! Taking all bets!

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

1,000 Quatloos on Dresden.

[@airistal]

@@DoctorRobertNeville The bets are on how he wins, not who wins.

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

@@airistal Well seeing as he can use a spell to light them on fire I'd go with that.

[@Nomadswift]

Knowing Dresden, Voldemort would’ve gone back to Britain with a broken nose and no way to explain how.

[@LordRaine]

The irony is that Fiendfyre is a cursed flame that literally eats magic, it's antimagic fire and potentially stronger than any magical flame we've seen in the Dresdenverse that wasn't conjured by a god. So Harry Potter probably could incinerate a crowd of Dementors, if he stopped holding back and Rowling let people use the good spells instead of just spamming Yeetus Wandus. Riddle doesn't hold a candle to Kimmler, though. That's actual Wizard Hitler, not Pretend Wizard Hitler.

[@nightraven836]

And like that, I've found a new KZbin channel to watch, thank you algorithm!