Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.671

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jackass movie, John Meehan, and fat phobia in super hero movies. We then wrap up with taking a look at Christina's latest TikTok curations.
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[@zg9445]

“Because he’s on the payroll, I can touch him up as much as a want” Booth boys loved to hear that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bobsmith6453]

Booth boys are noise.nothing more.Ever.

[@jamesmason7979]

"I stand against the black community..." Damn! Tom just went full Bart Chrysler. Never go full Bart Chrysler! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rcalderon518]

Burnt Chrysler!

[@dasdabeatjunkie]

@@Rcalderon518 burnt crystals!

[@observer299]

Bruce Krishna back with his racist antics again

[@HighTher3]

Bret Krishna

[@Crosshatch1212]

Hungarian president is so on point ,

[@_m_m4]

I want to see a ymh exclusive of Tommy buns taking all the booth boys to get tailored suits

[@jaypers232]

This sounds exactly like something someone in the booth would say

[@jaypers232]

@@dialedmedia_ yep

[@biguprochester]

This here’s big time

[@GAB-vq7re]

Booth bot or not I agree 10000%

[@WinnieTheJew]

I second that motion

[@xav3698]

Nadav’s sheer lack of ability to produce decent search terms in google really astounds me sometimes.

[@Z-pizzle23]

🎶🎶 nadav is googleing 🎶🎶

[@DekkarJr]

Makes me wana light thsoe ovens up for one final burn

[@mylesrobinson9822]

@@DekkarJr 👀

[@steveaustin7846]

@@DekkarJr 🤣🤣

[@ZenMaster4President]

A guy from Liverpool made it to YMH! As a scouser, this makes me very happy. Even more motivated to have Garth tell us where the bodies are now

[@tomcruise9448]

This also happened in Stoke as well about 5 minutes from where I work. My shitty city actually made it to YMH.

[@DekkarJr]

I enjoy your bizarre accent. I too like to not be able to tell anything anyone is saying :D

[@peakyblinders7718]

kzbin.info/door/GvkoV4ln21EHjoeJxy1zGw

[@robertfrost8264]

1:05:50 hahahah Tom flexing on Christine. She wanted to list her club dates and he's like - Hey, Australia, I got upgraded to a BIGGER, *super-theater.*

[@OptimusSatanas]

@clyde Youre a beyotch.

[@jakeneumanandthejaybirds]

Can’t tell y’all how high and tight it makes my jeans when the new ymh drops this early. Keep featherin it brother and you know you can always touch my camera through the fence 🙏

[@jjay__]

Crackle Crackle

[@cookerjam]

good mornin julia

[@alceedus]

it’s me, Joe

[@mikefossum6699]

Just wanted to say hi, wish you a good day.

[@chronicleofanuberdriver1382]

Let’s go full throttle!

[@crucifire9224]

Juila Julia julia

[@willdelarosa8238]

Your gorgeous your precious

[@jasN86]

"Cost of luxury items are going down" Sounds like it's time for Tommy Buns to get his jet!

[@nickenciso5220]

Ellis - Hey Tom, can we make a fort? TBunz - Sure, I'll grab the couch coushions and the Patek boxes.

[@steveodame3316]

Get that JET!

[@b4ckwoodbilly]

34:44 Bro straight up said the sentence: “Japanese gorgeous young boy ass” out loud. Bruh just spoke his search history 💀

[@IrishGary1]

Nadav googling "jumping into the golden gate bridge" made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂 such a subtle change in language but a huge difference in impact on your body

[@ColinHarding]

Enny: Hot sauce is the best Tom: Mayonnaise is the best

[@Pheyora]

.... now KISS!

[@nickkerr5714]

Undercover brother covered this 20 years ago

[@doomslayer5812]

Ketchup!

[@anthonyzullo]

mayo is for a culture with no culture lmao

[@MultiPolarWorldCo-op]

Enny's right

[@harrylund586]

I always love the guests but it’s good to see an all-mommy episode again 👌🏻

[@Buclock]

Even Nikki Glazer? 😅🤣

[@harrylund586]

Loool genuinely the only episode I’ve watched in years and switched off halfway through

[@nickmanza8555]

No guest gang. Very few guests had excellent episodes tbh.

[@mitchacho_]

That was actually a spotted jaguar mommy. Cheetahs have much shorter snouts and are also much slimmer. Easy to confuse the two.

[@ozbueller3622]

Not at all easy to confuse a jaguar with a cheetah. Very easy to confuse a jaguar with a leopard though.

[@mitchacho_]

Yeah that’s actually a better comparison, thanks Oz 🤜🤛

[@cayce9010]

For how much Christina hates cats, I think she has said, "Meow," more than any cat and human combined.

[@zigwil153]

Did Chrissy just put herself in the same league as Amy Adams?? WOW.

[@UnofficialLesTwins]

😭😭😭

[@matthewrodgers8034]

Right?! She is fucking delusional. Hahaha

[@DarkestAndBlackest]

I know right. I'm not saying I wouldn't show Christine what a banana split is, but Amy Adams is on a whole another level.

[@slimdaniels3322]

@@DarkestAndBlackest lol

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

She’s literally Bert 😂👍

[@MrBuketman]

“He’s gonna feel me up, it’s part of the deal!” -Tom on his way to get a suit tailored in Hong Kong.

[@stevehastey2886]

The guy is talented...

[@ray-man7382]

My days suck so much, listening to all ur ymh shows give me the extra umph I need in my day, thank u soo much for brightening up my day n keeping me laughing. IL keep em high n tight and continue to support u just keep the laughs coming

[@Kier4n99]

:)

[@J.D.Hardesty]

I can't stop seeing Sal as 10-12 Benadryl guy creeping ever so prevalent right behind Tom.

[@bentleyminer5021]

That cop was the most british looking dude ive ever seen in my life

[@baileypanchalk1114]

Tom’s reaction to the girl with the split tongue made me spit my food out. The eye roll.😂

[@LaneLibra]

I don't get how Tom was able to very quickly pick up on himself saying ketchup wrong, but it took a year for him to half-way admit that the word won isn't pronounced WAHN.

[@trinitymiller1606]

I say it that way sometimes now as a joke and no one I know understands why lmao

[@Bubbamccomb]

"I almost wanna send Zolo to Hong Kong" has to be the #1 line I've heard all year. Thank you for the cackle mommy

[@amandamccash6908]

Additional theory on Enny’s dislike of the Holy Condiments- those mentioned, Mayo and Ranch (as well as other creamy dressings) are the antithesis of hot sauce- they are used to downplay spice (as well as introduce additional flavors). See if he likes sour cream.

[@daybyday6522]

Christina's curated TikToks are just the greatest thing ever. She finds such golden gems on there.

[@TheSydrek]

Coleslaw is made with mayonaise Potato salad is made with mayonaise (and dare i say black southern's version is even heavier on the mayo) Mayo is the best

[@dnzlljhnsn]

As long as black people don’t know they cool with it 😂

[@aegisraven1284]

Mayo is the best, and we Canadians invented dipping out fries in it...do Americans not have mayochup though??

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@aegisraven1284 We do. I saw it in the grocery store the other day. .. and Mayo on fries is delicious. 👌🏼

[@thefederalsmoker9767]

Was gonna mention the potato salad issue. Ya beat me too it. Dang. Good job though.

[@hambone1104]

Send Bert to the tailor, and don’t tell him. Let that handiphile grope the “Machine”. Could be a “travel” ymh/channel special with, gigantic Bert, in Japan. It could be another Godzilla series.

[@toadtube]

[@hardenellis6442]

M Bb

[@randombullshit]

Do it for some “anniversary” show. Entice Bert with cigars, scotch and eating some obscure animal that may or may not be poisonous. Then, “hey, let’s get one of those Hong Kong suits that people get”

[@cafferacer]

Ya I wanna see a master tailor hid Bert's gut too. Magician

[@KittyNTT]

That big birds laugh is getting me through this morning

[@bobsmith6453]

In a decade, last thought before he plunges in Niagara: "Do I continue to live with a dumb Hunky, who can't even figure out multiplication by 10 and just figured out what towels are for who calls dumb Pollock behavior -Pazitsky effect- or take my chances with this sweet sweet death by crushing watery death?! " I want it recorded as a lesson, like losing in tennis and basketball against Bert.

[@RyanSmith-lw9pw]

Drinking and driving is my favorite all-time activity. If only the pedestrians would get out of the way. They think they own the entire sidewalk.

[@jamesf754]

Eagerly awaiting Tom’s official statement on Andrew Tate censorship

[@clevermissfox]

As am I

[@Pheyora]

The coolest of guys😌

[@omarluyando9353]

As comedians I’m sure they love the guy, he’s a gold mine of fuckery from which we can expand exponentially into the abysmal nothingness

[@chadwarden593]

Im waiting until h3 disavows ymh for his appearance, id bet the "where my moms" at episode with hila was a few months prior

[@Stinky_sack]

We'll find out in a few weeks

[@JayMac]

Just want to point out elotes are SMOTHERED in mayo.. And i love it 😆😆

[@darkgedi]

Amy Adams is stunning, Christine is tripping

[@rickymunoz881]

Yuuuup and her saying that it's like if they cast her to be superman's loves interest is WAAAAAY OFF. Not saying Christina is ugly or anything but she definitely looks her age whereas Amy Adams looks much younger and attractive

[@teter9900]

I like how Christina calls powdered parmesan “shaky cheese” but hate that she thinks its good

[@ragnakak]

It’s good on crappy Stoffers frozen lasagna

[@jumbolumps666]

We real eye-talians know pecorino romano is the only shaky cheese

[@teter9900]

@@jumbolumps666 I’m not eye-talian but agree with you

[@yourgameisstupid]

Take a drink every time they begin a thought with "I mean..." for no apparent reason.

[@sixtwentysix]

Good way to get poisoned

[@ghagzor]

Better than like or uhh or umm

[@kolbyzhp1129]

It’s so funny hearing you guys talk about taking the autism test. I was just in Nevada visiting some family and my cousin’s wife brought up the fact that she took it but would only tell me her score if I took it and told her mine first. Well I took it and got an 11 and she was hesitant to reveal her score was a 96. Lmao it was a good time because the rest of the vacation whenever she would do something /different/ we’d all be like “96 huh?” Highly recommend making everyone take it

[@rangleski3695]

Wait so, she's tok'd or your tok'd?! 😂

[@slimdaniels3322]

I got a 10 too! I think I have adhd or something but idk

[@kolbyzhp1129]

@@rangleski3695 well we’re both tok’d but according to the test, she’s really tok’d 😂

[@roslynshattuck229]

Where does one take such a test? 👀 Like an accurate one.

[@DD-ym3nk]

@@roslynshattuck229 a doctor's office

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

The episodes with just Christina and Tom are the best ones.

[@mtw12001]

Holly sh#t these two tick tocks trying to understand Newtonian physics is too much.

[@ExplosionChimp]

That was painful. How do you have a college degree and not know about terminal velocity?

[@gators9570]

@@ExplosionChimp Christina trying to factor in weight when talking about impact velocity lol

[@ctdieselnut]

They both admitted someone being into 'nerd shit' would be a big turn off to them while dating when they were talking about Henry cavill. What do you expect? It's cool to be scientifically illiterate, right?

[@tactice]

I absolutely love this podcast - always makes me feel better, and definitely always makes me laugh My favourite by far

[@Stbuster31]

I want to laugh

[@tactice]

@@Stbuster31 Touch my camera through the fence

[@Trunkdunkerton]

The booth boys were giddy today, loved it. Great episode

[@TinyManNasty]

Hey mommies, Dominican here. We brown folks absolutely LOVE mayo-ketchup. We even put garlic in it. Mayo is actually a pretty common in Spanish households in my experience.

[@hankgray2186]

I love when Tom gives Christina lessons on how not to be tok'd

[@Ramboskates85]

Someone needs to superimpose Ennys head onto Undercover Brothers body in that scene where he squirts hot sauce from his watch onto the sandwich with mayonnaise 😂😂😂

[@durrdrrrrrrrrrrr]

Tim and Christine really struggling with the concept of gravity

[@ReyHolliday]

Wait, so Enny eats his fries with hot sauce over ketchup?! - Not even spicy ketchup?

[@broncos0415]

Great start to my 36th birthday! Thank you YMH for being awesome!!!

[@QuickieGT]

Happy birthday Jeans 🎉

[@rangleski3695]

Happy birthday chomo!

[@kcrichton7485]

Happy 36th man, hope you get wrecked and have a good time, all the best ✌🏻

[@miscellaneousb]

It's my birthday too. Happy Birthday!

[@broncos0415]

@@miscellaneousb Happy Birthday!!

[@danielleshirah100]

I knew Tom was the shit, but when he said "Ketchup and Mayo together is the best" I wished I could hug him lol. That's been my shit since I was a kid. YES. SIR.

[@abracadabrablah]

In Idaho and Utah we call it fry sauce and most burger joints carry it

[@flyinglow7218]

Ketchup mayo a little garlic powder. Done

[@jarnold1789]

@@abracadabrablah Pretty sure everyone calls that fry sauce

[@SuperBrentendo89]

It’s called Fancy Sauce

[@vansdan.]

bored out of my fucking mind on the last 30 minutes of my hospital shift, thank you so much mommys for saving me!!!

[@somethingtodowithcat]

ayyee thank you for ur duties mommy

[@vansdan.]

🤙couldn't do it without the pomcast

[@jellojoe00]

Take care of the patients ya bum.

[@cookerjam]

How you get a job there there fuck face

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Make sure you get all the rectum juice off of the commode. Try not to push a few extra milligrams into somebody while you're at it.

[@BACNandEGGS]

Fun fact, my great uncle survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Grandpa says he regretted it the moment he stepped off, which is the common response to dopamine

[@odoylerules360]

1:17:10 And now Bart Krichner's "The Fat Machine" is currently in theaters, full circle.

[@nazarsoroka23]

i enjoy the 8 am releases. thanks, mommies.

[@jasonvanderklei2466]

Seriously though, makes the first half of my work day skip by which typically feels like the longest part of the day otherwise.

[@andrewkramer7385]

I release every morning at 8:00AM too if you wanna watch.

[@nazarsoroka23]

@@andrewkramer7385 i got a guy who may be interested.

[@jasonvanderklei2466]

@@andrewkramer7385 where does this stream?

[@andrewkramer7385]

@@jasonvanderklei2466 Streams all over my stomach and thighs

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

I love that they called the cat a "cheetah" that's how much the Mommies know nature 🤣

[@ozbueller3622]

I think its a jaguar, easily confused with a leopard but absofreakingutely not a cheetah :D

[@deathstr1ker6666]

​@@ozbueller3622 i think jaguars have a bigger head and neck, but that cat was fat all over so i could be seeing it wrong, or i could just be wrong cuz im a dummy

[@ozbueller3622]

@@deathstr1ker6666 Def not easy to tell IMO but leopards dont have inner rosette spots apparently. We can all agree that was def a well fed kitty... and not a cheetah :)

[@Jason_wears_stuff]

As a black man I just want to say that I love mayonnaise, Especially a garlic aïoli

[@mattq.5597]

I got some bad news for you...

[@Kier4n99]

And the various Mayonnaise(s?) that go on sushi 🥺

[@Jason_wears_stuff]

@@Kier4n99 yes those too

[@brianj4090]

🧢

[@wallacehardiniii9038]

Bruh. The BEST part of this when Tom and Christina are jamming to the intro music. The cut shots. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[@overnightrepair1552]

I love the English FedSmoker gettin' in the cops face

[@Xxballin17xX]

Foreign fed smoker is hilarious 😂

[@ploydp]

Tina: did you ever eat something so disgusting but you couldn't stop eating it? Tim: you.

[@TheBlenderer]

29:29 oh no their memory is going, Tom told that exact anecdote in the Louis CK episode!

[@vexx80000]

I guess 671 episodes takes a toll on an old fart.

[@ghagzor]

I thought I was trippin and seen this somehow before

[@lou1958]

Interesting conversation. Interesting thing I found out from my late father's 1970 death certificate is that they literally put cause of death as "Suicide', with the location "San Francisco Bay" and the method as "Jump from Golden Gate Bridge". It was ultimately the "multiple traumatic injuries" that did him in. It's weird that bridge is so attractive to premature death.

[@ghagzor]

It's freeing probably

[@adamnevin1472]

that talior dude is a modern day Reynolds Woodcock

[@peterfconley]

Listening to the mommies talking about physics made me want to jump off the bridge. Or over the falls. Either, really.

[@popularegg666]

yea lately theyve gone full Rogan and pretend they know more than they do. maybe it's because they are in Rogans orbit, and the only guests they get are ones who are there for Rogan. The guest quality has dropped, and they barely have guests, which means its these two boring fucks talking about pronouns for 20 mins. yay.

[@rangleski3695]

There's no way She actually put herself on Amy Adams level?! Just wow. That wasn't even a joke to her 🤣

[@rickymunoz881]

Delusional i tell you, she's like Bert , but Bert is worse

[@sixtwentysix]

Maybe if Amy Adams added 30-40 pounds

[@popularegg666]

@@sixtwentysix 100

[@uatafaka]

I was looking for this comment. 😂 Crystal looks like bag of ț ŕ 4 ś h

[@mbarnhart925]

Morning Chomos

[@sethgibson7851]

Tom let me blow your mind the secret sauce is ketchup and Mayo. Let me blow it even more. Ketchup and mayo is the base for thousand island salad dressing.

[@corypetty2004]

As a dispatcher, make sure you know what your 911 address is. The address you know to be yours may not be correct. Happens all the time. Argued with an old man that’s “lived there for 70 years” cus his address that he’s always had, actually didn’t exist, and we took several minutes longer than necessary to find out where he lives. Get in contact with your local 911 center via the non emergency line and confirm your actual physical address.

[@Ynw_Wemby]

Nothing gets me more bricked up then Christina meowing the intro music, it’s like natural viagra. If she had a only fans just meowing the intro I would spend my whole check every week.

[@GLo1991]

Tf?

[@matthewdonati2760]

Seek help 🙏

[@Ynw_Wemby]

@@GLo1991 she’s a smoke show, don’t even lie cuz.

[@TelekineticCheez]

This take is fully tokked

[@gradydavis251]

This is fully based, i also meow the intro in solidarity

[@8ightBeats]

love listening at work appreciate what you guys do👌🏽

[@dana8190]

Mayo is amazing Ketchup and mayo (fancy sauce) Is also amazing

[@fatguyonthc]

I’m calling bullshit on Enny this time. Black people eat a lot of chop cheeses which come with mayo and ketchup.

[@rickmjr9569]

“She seems natural” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Scarr32]

When the clip came on about the super hero body type, I thought it was a KZbin advertisement hahaha.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Christine: That's not how you pronounce balsamic! Also Christine, a few minutes later: Absolutely butchers "Dom Perignon"

[@dontbetreadin4777]

But she's also right, cuz who cares about don pre anon.

[@zaclikescauliflower2877]

I really want her to experience horrible pain every time she says meow in the intro

[@MegaFlorest]

Ballz-ahmic? tiktoked. "Dom-perig-non" is the same as how Tom pronounces La Croix purposefully wrong.

[@Bubbles99718]

That was kinda the gag

[@snoookie456]

Dawm PuhRegnan

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Christina is taking the Slovakian wine mom thing to a new level

[@mrroboto8671]

Hey Christine, I think I found the "perfect flaw" for Henry Cavill, he is obsessed with Warhammer 40K; there are plenty of videos of him bringing it up, unprompted.

[@oddmaddox]

HERESY!

[@drewom9404]

"The Emperor Protects."

[@FortunedFlowstate]

I came up with a drinking game where you take a shot every time you hear a laugh in the background. There's a lot of people back there.

[@jmbwithcats]

I love how in the intro Christina is singing meow meow meow and Tom is trying so hard to feel the manly guitars instead... He won't let Christina dilute the raw testosterone of those guitars with her meowing. I remember when Evian came out, I saw it at the Santa Crfuz boardwalk around 1985 and there was a mirror overhead and I saw the refrigerators in the reflection and noticed that evian spelled backwards is naive, and that explained the bottle water business to me right there.

[@SB-se7vb]

Evian contains microplastics. No thanks.

[@jmbwithcats]

@@SB-se7vb I've never bought a bottle and never will. I just think it's funny that Evian spelled backward is naive.

[@stretchingstyle]

You bet i’m coming up in May! High and Tight this fine morning.

[@RaDicAL808]

After watching “Worst Roommate Ever” yeah, be very careful who you let crash at your place. Lol

[@MikeWoot65]

Cannot believe she just seriously asked “where’s England?” Same person who is obsessed with the Crown

[@NoGoodHandlesComingToMind]

1:14:47, beautiful words about actually trying to get fit and do the right thing.

[@nicolejaurequi8369]

Christina's genuine excitement over her ambiguous pharmacist made me understand why Tom loves her.

[@robertfrost8264]

42:30 lol at Tina taking shots at Amy Adams when her hair looks like a $5 wig haha at least she also knows she's homely and admitted it.

[@haabat1342]

Right? Fking Karen 🤣🤣

[@rickymunoz881]

And comparing herself to Amy Adams was worse

[@giocarini7374]

Good to see Nate Bergatze out on patrol in Stafforshire! 🥸

[@richardwaller4223]

This pod... It's just the best.

[@BestInTheWorld111]

No. Hot sauce is the best

[@saint0004]

The url for celebrities with Sam tailor said "celebritities." Masterclass on disguise

[@MegasAlex13]

The one time Native remembers something from actual science class and it goes over everyone's head.

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Can mom jeans please go on ayg? That would be an epic episode.

[@suzem4569]

Yes she'll be in NY and PA in Sept & Nov

[@jeremyw6246]

As a fellow bozo, I support this shit.

[@sarahlowell3763]

Ayg?

[@jeremyw6246]

@@sarahlowell3763 the "are you garbage" podcast. If you haven't seen it, I'd say you don't touch my camera through the fence. Its fantastic dude. Tom did a recent episode and so did burt. Great god damn show. Try it out, and ill bet you'll be coming up in May.

[@calypsoraz4318]

Tim: "He live streamed himself putting together a computer." Christine: "Oh no.." What do you mean "oh no"? Uh oh, the adonis is also smart.

[@haabat1342]

She's a Karen. We'll just have to deal with it 🤣🙂

[@kab9706]

@@haabat1342 don't watch the podcast then

[@haabat1342]

@@kab9706 oh shut up, Karen. Stay on the street then 🤣🤣

[@ukob]

@@kab9706 We watch for Tom

[@patar3323]

That's a common schtick, she doesn't really mean it. Chanelling her mom's opinions lol

[@gs4797]

Tom discovering pink sauce is groundbreaking

[@fatguyonthc]

Russian dressing? 🤦‍♂️😂

[@aegisraven1284]

Its called mayochup in Canada..Heinz makes it...

[@gs4797]

@@aegisraven1284 Canada might have been late to the game we've been calling it pink sauce for a long time

[@aegisraven1284]

@@gs4797 sounds gross..mayochup is so much better

[@aegisraven1284]

@@gs4797 I googled use pink sauce and it's NOT ketchup and mayo and I'm not reffering to the nasty bright pink shit that comes up first sorry but USA is way behind Canada on mayochup, pink sauce in the USA is NOT the same lol

[@alexmuni6833]

This is peak Christina funny. Shout out to Nadav for enjoying himself level 11🤣

[@splatterbashpop]

does christina know henry cavil plays warhammer 40k. bro is a turbo nerd and we love him

[@thecrow970]

Ranch is for 8 year olds so they eat their vegetables

[@clevermissfox]

It is some of the nastiest shit ever made

[@dinofarmer]

I have an 8 year old. Can confirm.

[@atxcustomwedges]

Congrats on the 2 new specials Tommy Buns. Very well deserved!

[@abyoutubechannel2612]

Fancy Sauce! Ketchup + mayo = Brennan's fancy sauce

[@scottytoohotty7617]

You think Stepbrothers thought it up? It's a poor white household staple. Seriously. All the big Mac sauce is, is that and thousand island dressing...

[@jarnold1789]

Fry sauce

[@conorakapryrs]

Kristina showing her Karen state of mind with her tik tok picks 🤣

[@matthewparrish1740]

Damn, that was a pretty awesome story that Dennis Leary told us about the dead guy with giant balls. That definitely should’ve been an episode premise on Rescue Me.

[@GatsbyMyself]

Enny really doesn't have a preference when it comes to a dressing for his salad. As long as his is TOSSED! Am I right Enny?? Up HIGH!!

[@thingstowatch9530]

He thinks hot sauce is the best tho

[@oldtownadventures6180]

“I don’t care how pretty she is buddy. Somebody somewhere is sick of her shit too!” -Dad

[@blackholebumm]

YMH Live 8 was fucking great 🔥

[@SallySlater0077]

As a former LEO I can say decomp doesn't go away. Swear I smelt & was haunted by a guy for a week. RIP James

[@jumbolumps666]

The way "balzamic" had me scream-laughing