The Dinosaur Chronicles: An Obscure Mess of a Dinosaur Film

[@GambitVampyr]

I had the displeasure of seeing this movie in all its glory. I need thoughts and prayers for my recover 🙏

[@DinoDiego16]

She's lying. She enjoyed every minute of it

[@fizzplease6742]

Ok but chucking the passed out drunk twin brother into the back seat made me laugh for real. These guys probably laughed so much while making this.

[@JWMStopMotionAnimation2010]

The “a Bigfoot horror film called Among Us” had me rolling

[@tabo01]

blackwater sasquatch is the worst sasquatch movie I have ever seen.

[@Snixxle]

“The dinosaur chronicles were bad.” **croud cheers** I agree with that!!!!

[@rykerblade_snb]

They missed a chance at such a good joke; the alcoholic brother could have decided to give up drinking after that heart to heart, started pouring out the bottle and it just never empties

[@Deadpool3E]

9:30 It sounds like a kitten's meow distorted by sound effects software!😂

[@prasetyodwikuncorojati2434]

Perhaps its really modified kitten voice

[@Spartan_803]

Spinosaurus with a non-crocodilian is cursed AF.

[@LordBumblebee1238]

Apparently this movie was said to come out in 2004 according to IMDB, but hey, the old style depiction of Spinosaurus is nice to see

[@caucasoidape8838]

I thought the thumbnail was a bipedal Dimetrodon.

[@jamesabernethy7896]

I love how you have so much fun with these videos. Being honest, the stop motion segments were really well done and really appealing.

[@JWMStopMotionAnimation2010]

Nice profile pic

[@demanzanop]

Acabo de conocer tu canal (con el video de la historia de los saurópodos) y me suscribí de inmediato. Muy buen trabajo con los videos y muy buena recopilación de información. Que bueno que te encontré. También me llamo Diego y es una regla universal; si te llamas Diego, te gustan los dinosaurio. Saludos desde Chile.

[@mlgodzilla4206]

Ah my favorite pterosaur, Kittendactylus

[@freakcircus6109]

The creatures sound like they're getting bullied.

[@stevenhopson4027]

that portal looked like the one from that movie about the modern day aircraft carrier sent back in time to ww2, where they have to decide to interfere with the war using modern weapons

[@edwingalea1058]

The Spinosaur looks like A random lizard standing up right and A frill

[@IanGarofalo91]

That Spinosaurus looks like it might have been inspired by William Stout's old painting, as seen on the box art for the "More Dinosaurs" documentary.

[@mario199923]

Diego: " I didn't wanna start this video off by saying X is the worst dinosaur movie of all time" *RickRaptor105 has left the chat*

[@Morrison-saber-tooth]

They should do collab just these two(not like in dromies but different)

[@chucheeness7817]

'Prehistoric island' (the stop motion part) was VERY close to being 'Dinosaur Island', not to be confused with 'Dinosaur Island', or 'Dinosaur Island'

[@Morrison-saber-tooth]

@@chucheeness7817 dinosaur island trilogy with Rick raptor 105 was amazing

[@IanGarofalo91]

⁠@@Morrison-saber-tooth I'd rather they didn't. Diego's videos are fun and informative. RickRaptor105 just tries way too hard to be one of those angry reviewers when that style hasn't been funny in years.

[@jasonsantos3037]

These movies are fine quality art. 😂😂😂😂

[@v.m.9198]

The drunken brother always having a beer in hand just makes me think of the trailer park boys

[@alexnejako777]

the stop motion animation is good. the only time ive animated dinosaurs was on film with stop motion in 81 as part of a class at the Smithsonian. we not only filmed on small sets we built with Marx and Tim mee dinosaurs but the Triceratops from the Mall makes a cameo as does the electrical transformer

[@betsyberezin7569]

Non Piper stop motion effects remind me of the ones in The Mighty Gorga.

[@venomouslizards]

I’ve been trying to find this movie since 2019, is there anyway that you could upload it to the internet archive so it can be preserved?

[@walterfechter8080]

I've seen my share of awful movies featuring "slurpasauruses," but, THIS is well..., "different." All kidding aside, these two brothers thought enough of the project to film it. Thanks, Dino Diego.

[@Morrison-saber-tooth]

Mark Polonia's dinosaur movies = biggest enemy of Dino Diego and Rick raptor 105😂😂😂 But enough jokes, can you try to make dinosaur revolution's originals storyboards?they're pretty wild and you should dfinetely make video about it

[@DinoDiego16]

I'll see where I can add it to my list

[@laurachapple6795]

That pterosaur just wants some fancy feast.

[@lucanigro7316]

We ballin

[@CeratsTheCrunch]

Indeed

[@LordBumblebee1238]

Wait Diego, didn’t you mention something about this a while ago with it having an old style depiction of a Spinosaurus?

[@DinoDiego16]

Yeah! I mentioned finding stills of the movie in my Saurians video, but no actual footage since it wasn't available anywhere

[@reesearmstrong912]

It’s more of an art form than a movie.

[@superiorcybergodzilla5670]

I really enjoy these movies 🦖🦕

[@ThunderLlama8]

Hey Dino Diego! How can you find subjects like this? I'm trying to find a subject to talk about on my channel related to dinosaurs...

[@DinoDiego16]

All you gotta do is look around the internet! Sometimes it takes a long time, but Ive stumbled on some of the most interesting topics to me completely by accident just sifting through random articles, blogsites, and social media posts on the topic

[@ThunderLlama8]

Thanks a lot I love your videos 👍

[@cosmobane6995]

I love it when people who can't make good stuff just say screw it and make worst things imaginable. Ut's a confidence worth learning, tho in a somehow wrong way.

[@robertsnitchler3016]

I recognize that Pterasaur toy in the first part It is the Pteranodon from kenner's toy line for The Lost World: Jurassic Park

[@DinoDiego16]

Im not surprised they reused a dinosaur toy from another franchise XD

[@briancoulombe4517]

I get the feeling that one day someone’s gonna make a bio pic about the Polonia brothers and it’s gonna wind up being an Oscar winner

[@thomasrdiehl]

It's a bit scary that the Birdemic comparison shows these guys are actually more competent in editing than James Nguyen. I mean, at least they don't use a static shot lingering for an animal attack.

[@Enshohma]

If I had known you were looking for the Galaxy of Terror box set, I would have given you mine for free! Guess I'll be keeping my obscure monster films for a little while longer.

[@DinoDiego16]

And take away this masterpiece of a film from you?? No way! XD

[@Enshohma]

@@DinoDiego16 LOL! Good reply!

[@MatthewSharkey-jv3nz]

Have you ever heard of a movie called dinosaur’us? It’s a movie where a company unearth a Caveman, Bronotsaurus and T rex which reawaken and the only other thing I know about is that the climax has the T rex fight and excavator

[@DinoDiego16]

I have! Still need to make time to watch it, though. Sounds like a fun movie

[@TheFoshaMan]

12:15 Peak CINEMA!

[@ShadeMeadows]

This is goin' to be fun~ 😃

[@JWMStopMotionAnimation2010]

FEAR ME IF YOU DARE

[@reesealva5295]

But why is the “and” still in the prior used font? Is Brian’s name covering someone else’s name?

[@DinoDiego16]

I noticed that too. I don't really know for sure, but I assume that's the case

[@YMS09D]

Hey, at least the pterasaur sounded better than the one in Lost in Dinosaur Park

[@alang.bandala8863]

Didn't you already talk about this film in the paleo media iceberg?

[@DinoDiego16]

Yes, but in a short segment because iceberg are more of a compilation of summaries. This one deserved its own video XD

[@lydiaberg2184]

Ok, you’re right. 16-20 minutes is right. I’m a stubborn asshole….

[@CarlosEduardoFialhoBraga]

the pterosaur is a the lost world pteranodon toy

[@MrDudeBodyCount2]

I whould ask for release the movie on Archive but nah i doubt that you whould do

[@mariaeugenia9387]

If you release The Dinosaur chronicles on KZbin, do me a BIG favor and also release “Preylian: Alien Predator”. I’ve been looking for it for so long and can’t find it anywhere. It’s on the same box set as Dinosaur chroncles.

[@GambitVampyr]

I'll bring this up with him, you have my attention 👀

[@VasiliyPetrov-g4b]

I want to watch this movie can you post it ?

[@MrWanapon]

Do you think anyone could make this dinosaur chronicles better?

[@DinoDiego16]

No, you can't make a masterpiece better

[@MrWanapon]

@@DinoDiego16 Are you sure about that?

[@DinoDiego16]

Positive

[@MrWanapon]

@@DinoDiego16 okay...

[@Xenobiologyt]

15:08 sus

[@CameronKiesser]

GREASY PULSATING FROG

[@mooseitself]

Kinda makes you wanna make your own microbudget movie, doesn't it?

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

I got $5 and some Play-Doh. Let's get started.

[@DinoDiego16]

I've got an old camera from middle school and some dinosaur toys. Let's make this happen

[@GambitVampyr]

I can make the poster!

[@surewhynot2156]

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[@МихайлоШилин]

13:28 Господи какая мерзость зачем это вообще сняли...

[@EmonWBKstudios]

A M O N G U S

[@HolyRatPope]

2 minutes and only 16 views. I'm sorry lil bro you fell off

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

I'm sorry lil bro you aren't funny

[@android65mar]

hilarious so bad its bad

[@juliandelamora4711]

First

[@HolyRatPope]

May god forgive your soul

[@Mentallyinsanejojofan69]

Nuh uh

[@Morrison-saber-tooth]

Nobody isnt first

[@apeman505]

Oh, wow, that spider looks like they spray painted one of those Kong dog chew toys black and put a grabby tool (1 quick google = "Flexible Grabber Claw Pick Up Reacher Tool With 4 Claws Bendable Hose Pickup Reaching Assist Tool") in its mouth as mandibles. Oh, shoot, and those dinosaur hand puppets are totally the same ones I bought my nephews a couple years ago! I mean, the movies look boring af, but yeah, the special effects look hilarious (except for the freaking awesome stop motion effects!!)

[@Mentallyinsanejojofan69]

Dinosaurs are always silly

[@CarlosEduardoFialhoBraga]

the pterosaur is a the lost world pteranodon toy