THE DK CRAP

[@Xyla_Fox]

“Th-th-th-this Kong is a fking disgrace.” Me- *laughing for 20 mins of this*

[@Snidbert]

laughing for longer than the actual length of the video?

[@RED_Gunslinger100]

I think, yes.

[@TM_Em0lga]

I’ve had moments where I laughed for quite a while

[@vita-emo9950]

Me with a friend have laughed of this like one month

[@hammerlimed]

the fact that “gay” sounded so good compared to all the other edited words was so hilarious to me

[@MrOverreacher]

same

[@thegreatpuffin]

he's biib, faaf, and he's also GAY.

[@glitchedtoxicity9154]

"Hes the worst member of the kkk" absolutely broke me

[@Snidbert]

snapped your bones in half

[@inoahguygames]

Definitely what KKK stands for

[@Ummmmm12712]

@@Snidbert do not abbreviate “The Loud Drawing Robot”

[@TomatoeDude]

*b a n a n a s*

[@vita-emo9950]

Kool kong klub

[@Yuti640]

The fact that this still rhymes is incredible

[@Snidbert]

well, you might have noticed that there were a few parts where i couldn't think of a rhyme...

[@salescobar1266]

@@Snidbertsonic sucks

[@Snidbert]

@@salescobar1266 what

[@salescobar1266]

@@Snidbert I said sonic sucks

[@Snidbert]

@@salescobar1266 ok but what does that have to do with anything?

[@spyrofrost9158]

This is the most threatening DK rap I've ever heard.

[@Snidbert]

what, were you threatened by how perfect it was?

[@kdgmr97]

The entire video is perfect. But no joke can top the Kool Kong Klub. I have laughed a consecutive 30 minutes at that joke alone.

[@Snidbert]

i'm glad you like it!

[@wardenguy8928]

@@Snidbert it's a master piece it made my day

[@davimotta6752]

1:21 how my parents explain me to their friends

[@Snidbert]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you're a fuckin' disgrace

[@elb0urd0nito]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i think you have a face c:

[@davimotta6752]

@@Snidbert Don’t worry,it was just a dark humor joke.

[@adamthesnail2700]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you have no style, or no face

[@Stickfish877]

Can you handstand though?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

0:31 i love the last second change from "hurt" to "miss"

[@Snidbert]

it's gonna miss

[@PixelatedCube64]

This has gotta be the best DK edit I've seen, and probably one of the best videos on this channel. This is definitely gonna become one of the videos I come back to see years later

[@Snidbert]

I'm glad you like it

[@jewelyJewels]

​@@SnidbertOne of the most video of all time

[@mikebastarache7677]

“If you know the words, you know the words” *HMMM YES, THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

He can handstand, when he can handstand!

[@ronanjager3829]

Cliché comment.

[@ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@lorenzodinatale4690]

This fucking disgrace IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

[@Coolio_III]

@@ronanjager3829honestly that’s true

[@T_YR33]

"Give me dat money" - Donkey Kong

[@Snidbert]

why would an ape even need money?

[@somethinglessstupid4308]

@@Snidbert for bananas obviously

[@probium2832]

or I will shoot

[@ectoOLDACC]

@@Snidbert You want banana? We have banana!

[@Snidbert]

@@ectoOLDACC based btd6 reference

[@Alberta_the_killer]

0:39 “he’s Biib, Faaf, and also gay” That’s too funny

[@Snidbert]

i am the world’s foremost comedy genius

[@Alberta_the_killer]

@@Snidbert lol true

[@organicrobot6425]

Oh boy knowing the words means that I know the words. For a second I was scared that my memories were non-euclidean

[@organicrobot6425]

1:38

[@Snidbert]

the reflexive property holds

[@Swegmen_P]

0:54 This kong’s got style Unlike YOU!

[@Snidbert]

lmao gottem

[@doodoobutter101]

This is honestly your best yet.

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

0:31 DK is a storm trooper confirmed

[@Snidbert]

bro i can’t believe donkey kong would support the empire #cancelled

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert make the republic great again (I swear it’s just a reference I’m not being political)

[@Snidbert]

@@ImPrettySureThisIsMax not to be political but i think the separatists were the good guys in the clone wars

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert both sides were controlled by the same guy so that he could take over the galaxy so they were really both good guys who wanted to do a good thing for the galaxy except for the 2 people who actually knew about the plan (dooku and palpatine)

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert and another thing they were the ones conspiring

[@popper6567]

1:21 My asian parents when i get the A-

[@bearman.mp4]

This fucking disgrace *IS A FUCKING DISGRACE* best part of the video

[@XxDiamondDavidxX]

"He'll make America great again, when he says a word, which starts with N!" DIDDY, NO!

[@Snidbert]

bro i think the kongs are racist

[@brasil4833]

Friendly Fire Is Not Allowed

[@sikkyspatchy]

diddy: niger

[@charliekahn4205]

"Noodles"

[@Simeeow]

DK. DIDDY NO!

[@guy123-ck5qw]

2:13 "When he says a word which starts with N" -Donky kong

[@Snidbert]

That word is probably Nintendo. After all, it's on Diddy's cap.

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

​@@Snidbert Really Smart

[@miterbinnesdirty]

Lost my shit at the ear-fucking, that was A+ man. Another sick hit for Snidbert.

[@csaba1434]

"He's the first member of the KKK"

[@Snidbert]

*worst

[@rachaelchampion6195]

Kool Kong Klub

[@jojogacha974]

God when I heard that I was like “wtf” but then it said kool kong klub and I was like “oh ok”

[@alchemistofsteel8099]

It's funny because there is a mini game in Donkey Kong 64 with that acronym The game is called "Krazy Kong Klamor"

[@jojogacha974]

@@alchemistofsteel8099 how many people pointed that out?

[@EmergentSea1]

This was a masterpiece from start to finish. Including, if I heard correctly, a clip from actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?

[@Snidbert]

I’m glad you stuck around to the end!

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

@@Snidbert Shia surprise

[@micahlehrke9]

@@ThemeParkAvenue There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

[@RepostCollection]

I have not had a good laugh like this in a while XD Every line in this video is a meme of itself

[@birj8414]

This is glorious. Non-stop laughs. Found it through a tiktok reupload but im glad I found the source.

[@Snidbert]

that’s why i posted it on tiktok. the view count has at least doubled in the past two weeks.

[@SpeedyFight1738]

2:18 He then stares into your soul haunting you forever

[@dtvfenrirofficial]

2:20 let’s have a moment of silence for chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@LegoWhisbecauseyes]

😔

[@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864]

F

[@landon-b6r]

...

[@nameman9997]

JK He isn’t dead

[@11MinutesTV]

1:42 full volume for a funny surprise

[@SunnyTheFlower]

👂🩸

[@superdeucebros9340]

That actually made me laugh

[@SunnyTheFlower]

🩸👂

[@11MinutesTV]

@@SunnyTheFlower dementia lore:

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Yes

[@dark-Noah]

"And then there's chunky he's daed" made me laugh so hard 😂 (edit) thanks for the likes

[@Snidbert]

old but gold

[@iamthemouse4483]

JK. He isn't dead!

[@DaddyLuck]

The fact that it’s actually in the original too

[@lamyaashour3549]

the diddy kong part killed me for 30 minutes this is so hilarius

[@Snidbert]

diddy kong is basically eminem

[@miuki2721]

Chuck's f×ck and suck

[@emo_link]

0:52 (slow it down to 0.05x and pause immediately) I agree, that’s what it definitely stands for

[@Snidbert]

i can't think of anything else it might stand for

[@emo_link]

@@Snidbert ikr

[@Alberta_the_killer]

@@SnidbertI can, but it’s a secret Right winged society in the USA

[@C0metm]

@@Snidbert Kool Kidz Klub

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

In don't what KKK stands for

[@JBlooey]

I was just listening to DK Rap memes.

[@Snidbert]

well, now you have another to listen to

[@EvoOfDroid]

1:38 this part made me laugh

[@Snidbert]

as did the rest, i’m sure

[@bcgaming4236]

"AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY!...he's dead..." a moment of silence for chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@whyamihere555]

JK He isn't dead

[@maximum_axiom]

That ending gave me a heart attack what the hell

[@Snidbert]

hehe gottem

[@melonadeplays231]

I like how almost every ytp call Dk the worst person in the dk crew

[@Snidbert]

it's too easy

[@snipertf2204]

0:31 This is my favorite part

[@Snidbert]

that was actually the first part i came up with

[@snipertf2204]

@@Snidbert lol

[@fierysphynx1328]

mine too!

[@sakuratree8816]

*This Is So Funny I'm Dying🤣 Btw You Drooped This👑*

[@Snidbert]

Was this comment procedurally generated by an AI?

[@adamthesnail2700]

@@Snidbert yes

[@sandwichmeatproductions9231]

He’s biib, faaf, and also GAY is a very underrated line

[@Snidbert]

i think the entire video is underrated

[@sandwichmeatproductions9231]

@@Snidbert agreed

[@delrosariojamesjhonlhoydc2401]

Dude i came from tiktok amd you know what?this masterpiece is a fricking goat.HAHA

[@Snidbert]

W

[@Xeorboom]

'if you know the words you know the words' truer words where never spoken

[@Snidbert]

reflexive property ✔

[@acehardware2823]

You should put a disclaimer to not drink anything while watching this because I choked myself laughing like 10 time before the 1-minute mark.

[@Snidbert]

skill issue

[@LuckyEv_Real]

2:23 moment of silence

[@Snidbert]

rip chunky

[@Paulo-fk1nj]

F

[@rickysisolationofimaginati3333]

JK He isn't dead

[@adrianatartakoff1722]

0:59 this part sent me 💀💀💀

[@Snidbert]

where did it send you to?

[@GodOfFurcorns]

@@Snidbertmaybe the backrooms?

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

You're all laughing. Chunky is dead and you're laughing! MONSTERS!

[@Snidbert]

to be fair, it is kinda funny

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@Snidbert MONSTER! ... JK

[@itay1232]

@@CaptainLumpyDog DK*

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@itay1232 Nice.

[@lesserevil8136]

It’s a masterpiece

[@Snidbert]

Yeah, I know.

[@stone4909]

This video made me so emotional throughout the entire song. I started pleading for life when DK started robbing me and I was scared for life until he said his aim was piss. Then when he came out of the closet, I started crying for him and saying "congrats." Then, when he said he was part of the KKK, I was gonna kill him until he said what it meant, then I was mad no more. When he started calling his friend a disgrace, I started getting my angry pants on to fight against DK, then when he said he can handstand when he can handstand, it made me realize that his friend has had a emotional rollercoaster of crying and happiness in my eyes and mouth.(pause) EA SPORTS, ITS IN THE GAME, this comment from DK made me think about how Chris Paul will never win a ring because he needs to retire. When Diddy Kong started getting high, I was going to steal that good stuff when then he said he was going to make America great again, which then I backed off and listened to his sweet words. Diddy Kong likes to say the n-word, which is what I thought because there is not much slurs with n, but then when Chunky died, I started crying and listening to Sweet Home Alabama on my Alexa because of money, and then when the epic plot twist shows that he was alive, I started eating all the children around me in happiness and started bombing my bathtub. I also started to have a seizure (as good one don't worry, I'm not in medical conditions where your boy would die from it) and then did a back flip to get up and write this comment. So thank you for changing my life. I won't ever forget this and I will eat children thinking about this.

[@veryoriginalnameyes8461]

thank you stone, very cool!!!!!111

[@LittleIdiot858]

this comment is dumb

[@Snidbert]

this is the in-depth analysis we need

[@penn_steve_zero3556]

bruh he wrote an essay

[@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864]

You have a beautiful mind

[@justalexpr2685]

Nothing can top he's biib,faaf and gay. Gay just sounds so good.

[@arthurpimenta1172]

The worst member of the Kool Kong Klub

[@Snidbert]

yep, that’s him

[@elluciano5808]

2:01 i died LMFAOOO

[@Snidbert]

like chunky

[@elluciano5808]

​@@Snidbert he's alive lol

[@elluciano5808]

SPOILER: In the mario movie: when DK is about to fight mario we get a glimpse of the public and whe get a very close shot of Diddy, Dixie and Chunky.

[@joshuaduncan548]

I have a feeling that one kong is a disgrace

[@Snidbert]

might be lanky idk

[@endlessabyss995]

when he said biiib and faaaaf it really touched my heart

[@Snidbert]

he’s also gay

[@Mell-v9f]

SHE HAS STYLE UNLIKE YOU had me dying and chunky…..

[@king.shen1]

absolute masterpiece, more than just 1:21

[@Snidbert]

common snidbert w

[@habamole3165]

1:21

[@reubenparnell1604]

I am almost 17 years old I should not be laughing at this

[@Snidbert]

KZbin Poop is for all ages

[@miterbinnesdirty]

@@Snidbert I'm 33. The Toy Story YTP is still one of my favorite videos ever.

[@Veenovi]

1:26 damn its me

[@Snidbert]

don’t say that, you’re cool

[@Yuti640]

It’s interesting that the first four diddy lines are the exact same as the D-Krap

[@Snidbert]

i hadn’t even seen the d-krap when i made this. i guess it’s just a really obvious joke to make.

[@Yuti640]

@@Snidbert huh, must be some sort of reference I’m not getting

[@Snidbert]

@@Yuti640 it’s an eminem lyric but with “shady” replaced with “diddy”

[@Yuti640]

@@Snidbert ah

[@glitchedblood]

this is up there with the decayer app

[@Snidbert]

you're cultured

[@jamalladsonjr]

This is awesome, keep up the good work

[@Snidbert]

I'll try!

[@Beeinybaby]

1:24 damn relatable

[@Snidbert]

having no face is very relatable

[@Pro_master858]

This part made me laugh so hard 1:22

[@thatboredaroace]

he's a fuckin' disgrace

[@z.zegarza634]

Agreed

[@habamole3165]

1:22

[@madarellek7558]

1:09 LMAO

[@andrewcheng1948]

9/10 the dead chunky took too long Did great on donkey kong

[@Alex_Tombstone]

I love the whole vid, but especially the perfect use of the Shia LaBeouf song in the end

[@Snidbert]

i felt it was the right way to end it

[@justalexpr2685]

he's watching you.

[@Snidbert]

👁 👁

[@vlalcremie002]

Didn't know Diddy could make America great by saying Nintendo

[@Snidbert]

i couldn’t tell you which “n-word” he’d say, because then nintendo’s lawyers would come for me

[@vlalcremie002]

@@Snidbert why? What's wrong about the word Noodles?

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Gay Kong Sheesh Kong No Face Kong Back Again Kong Not Dead Kong

[@jonathancangelosi2439]

If you know the words, you K N O W T H E W O R D S

[@Snidbert]

yooooooo

[@joshuaanthony2884]

E A...EA Sports E A...Sports Is In The Game.

[@krubbington]

diddy's entire segment has been living rent-free in my brain for the past week

[@Snidbert]

good, good…

[@johnbeard9985]

My life will never be the same

[@heitorcafezeirocomparsi9545]

This is one of the only Dk rap ytps i've seen who hasn't said anything bad about Tiny Kong.

[@Snidbert]

she’s just a little guy, why is everyone so mean to her?

[@SuperSonicDude164]

0:27 he crushes his foes with no remorse

[@Snidbert]

he’s so real for that

[@Zaxerphone]

This is why I’m subscribed

[@Snidbert]

if you had notifications on, you would have seen this back when it was uploaded

[@Snidbert]

@SpeedMan91 and if you’re not, you should be

[@mantequilla93animaciones]

1:53 not my dad

[@Snidbert]

lmao

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Sad

[@MakenziesCuteLandOfficial]

He is back.

[@Snidbert]

If you enjoyed this Donkey Kong meme, perhaps you'll enjoy a Mario meme kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5aUo3ela9SZo9U Or, if you have more money than sense, consider becoming a channel member kzbin.infojoin

[@zdelrod829]

You are the best shitposter the site has. How could they?

[@SquidwardTentacles-jl6me]

STUPID YOU ARE A FUCKIN' DISGRACE. LANKY KONG IS A GOD

[@zenithdakomin4953]

The way the beginning said “Up” actually made me laugh.

[@Snidbert]

hell yeah

[@bobbinsonmatthew]

0:11 is me when im not at school

[@ValianceGames]

1:52 Oh wait I just realized that's an Slim Shady reference!

[@probium2832]

Chunky died right... 2:19 here.

[@LegoWhisbecauseyes]

Me after Mario Movie: He's back... CHUNKY'S BAAAAAAAAAACK!

[@RonJon100]

This is so underrated

[@itay1232]

We're all memeing in the comments and so youtube is trying to translate pretty much every single comment

[@dyl_pickle16-mta48]

“Put your hands up. I’m robbing you” sent me.

[@Snidbert]

sent you where?

[@dyl_pickle16-mta48]

⁠Into a fit of laughter. That’s where.

[@Snidbert]

@ hell yeah

[@brandoneagle166]

God this is amazing

[@siwooanimations]

Am I the only person that laughed at the “Dank weed” part. It’s just hilarious

[@Snidbert]

it’s as dank as the weed

[@Hypersonix67899]

I haven’t heard the actual Chunky verse in a while

[@dustinrogers7394]

1:43 RIP Headphone Users

[@Snidbert]

like chunky

[@CharlesTCambron]

I haven’t laughed this hard in months 😂

[@asteroidrules]

I can't say I ever expected someone to edit "Sneed's Feed n Seed" into the DK Rap.

[@Snidbert]

always expect the unexpected on this channel

[@0yaSumi6908]

Press F to pay respects to chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@freewithpurchase]

F

[@micahlehrke9]

2:53

[@RamiCrafy]

He's the worst member of the Kool Kong Klub

[@Snidbert]

i wonder who the best member is

[@adryanlucas096]

@@Snidbert it's tiny Kong because if you hate her you are wrong

[@JaxsonTheSkater]

Hood classic

[@Cycloon16]

Yes my fazfriend

[@Snidbert]

True

[@JaxsonTheSkater]

I did not write this my account was hacked by ThatoneZootopia (my brother

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

Those Tiny and Lanky verses felt personal

[@Snidbert]

I put my soul into those verses

[@duckhead5372]

DK crap 2: chunky escapes from his coffin and eats tiny kong

[@natanaeljoga1653]

THEN THERES CHUNKY! Hes dead... Hes just dead man. KK

[@Snidbert]

F

[@brandoneagle166]

Jesus Christ I wonder if the producer thought that Kong was a fuckin disgrace?

[@greeper7339]

This is amazing,but don’t treat my boy lanky kong like a disgrace!

[@Snidbert]

bro has been unemployed since 2007. didn’t even get a cameo in the mario movie. how is he not a disgrace?

[@greeper7339]

@@Snidberthe was only unfortunate

[@MulberryAxel2630]

“KKK” “Kool Kong Klub.”

[@Snidbert]

what else would it stand for?

[@InsaneKorean77]

@@SnidbertKrazy Kong Klamour. (I wish I was joking)

[@_-.908]

"and then there's chunky he's dead"