THE DK CRAP

This is not The Decayer App, it is The DK Crap.
if you came from @donthaveaniceday on tiktok, that’s me
I worked on this Donkey Kong 64 Rap meme off and on for a long time (read: way too long).
If you don't sub to me, you're a frickin' disgrace.
full lyrics:
So they're finally here, performing for nerds
If you know the words, you know the words
Put your hands up, I'm robbing you
Give me your money, or I will shoot
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, he rules by force
He crushes his foes with no remorse
He has a gun, but his aim is piss
If he shoots ya, it's gonna miss
He's BiiB, FaaF, and he's also gay
He's the worst member of the KKK
Huh!
KKK! Kool Kong Klub! KKK!
This kong's got style, unlike you
She can shrink in size and say uwu
She's quick and nimble and nimble and quick and quick and nimble
Sheesh
If you do not like her, you are wrong
All her haters can eat my dong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no face
Th-th-th-th-this kong is a fuckin' disgrace
He can can handstand when he can handstand
And stretch his arms out just for Sans
Inflate himself like a fuckin' disgrace
This fuckin' disgrace is a fuckin' disgrace
Guess who's back, back again
Diddy's back, tell a friend
He can get real high with his dank weed
Which he got from Sneed's Feed and Seed
He'll make America great again
When he says a word which starts with "N"
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
And then there's Chunky
He's dead.
JK! He isn't dead!
Creepy ambience sound effect credit: • Creepy/Dark Space Ambi...

[@Xyla_Fox]

“Th-th-th-this Kong is a fking disgrace.” Me- *laughing for 20 mins of this*

[@Snidbert]

laughing for longer than the actual length of the video?

[@RED_Gunslinger100]

I think, yes.

[@TM_Em0lga]

I’ve had moments where I laughed for quite a while

[@vita-emo9950]

Me with a friend have laughed of this like one month

[@glitchedtoxicity9154]

"Hes the worst member of the kkk" absolutely broke me

[@Snidbert]

snapped your bones in half

[@inoahguygames]

Definitely what KKK stands for

[@Ummmmm12712]

@@Snidbert do not abbreviate “The Loud Drawing Robot”

[@TomatoeDude]

*b a n a n a s*

[@vita-emo9950]

Kool kong klub

[@hammerlimed]

the fact that “gay” sounded so good compared to all the other edited words was so hilarious to me

[@MrOverreacher]

same

[@thegreatpuffin]

he's biib, faaf, and he's also GAY.

[@Yuti640]

The fact that this still rhymes is incredible

[@Snidbert]

well, you might have noticed that there were a few parts where i couldn't think of a rhyme...

[@salescobar1266]

@@Snidbertsonic sucks

[@Snidbert]

@@salescobar1266 what

[@salescobar1266]

@@Snidbert I said sonic sucks

[@Snidbert]

@@salescobar1266 ok but what does that have to do with anything?

[@davimotta6752]

1:21 how my parents explain me to their friends

[@Snidbert]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you're a fuckin' disgrace

[@elb0urd0nito]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i think you have a face c:

[@davimotta6752]

@@Snidbert Don’t worry,it was just a dark humor joke.

[@adamthesnail2700]

i'm sorry to hear that. for what it's worth, i don't think you have no style, or no face

[@Stickfish877]

Can you handstand though?

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

0:31 i love the last second change from "hurt" to "miss"

[@Snidbert]

it's gonna miss

[@Alberta_the_killer]

0:39 “he’s Biib, Faaf, and also gay” That’s too funny

[@Snidbert]

i am the world’s foremost comedy genius

[@Alberta_the_killer]

@@Snidbert lol true

[@spyrofrost9158]

This is the most threatening DK rap I've ever heard.

[@Snidbert]

what, were you threatened by how perfect it was?

[@kdgmr97]

The entire video is perfect. But no joke can top the Kool Kong Klub. I have laughed a consecutive 30 minutes at that joke alone.

[@Snidbert]

i'm glad you like it!

[@wardenguy8928]

@@Snidbert it's a master piece it made my day

[@mikebastarache7677]

“If you know the words, you know the words” *HMMM YES, THE FLOOR HERE IS MADE OUT OF FLOOR*

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

He can handstand, when he can handstand!

[@ronanjager3829]

Cliché comment.

[@ilbrasciolarochearrostelac8762]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[@lorenzodinatale4690]

This fucking disgrace IS A FUCKING DISGRACE

[@Coolio_III]

@@ronanjager3829honestly that’s true

[@XxDiamondDavidxX]

"He'll make America great again, when he says a word, which starts with N!" DIDDY, NO!

[@Snidbert]

bro i think the kongs are racist

[@brasil4833]

Friendly Fire Is Not Allowed

[@sikkyspatchy]

diddy: niger

[@charliekahn4205]

"Noodles"

[@Simeeow]

DK. DIDDY NO!

[@T_YR33]

"Give me dat money" - Donkey Kong

[@Snidbert]

why would an ape even need money?

[@somethinglessstupid4308]

@@Snidbert for bananas obviously

[@probium2832]

or I will shoot

[@ectoOLDACC]

@@Snidbert You want banana? We have banana!

[@Snidbert]

@@ectoOLDACC based btd6 reference

[@PixelatedCube64]

This has gotta be the best DK edit I've seen, and probably one of the best videos on this channel. This is definitely gonna become one of the videos I come back to see years later

[@Snidbert]

I'm glad you like it

[@jewelyJewels]

​@@SnidbertOne of the most video of all time

[@organicrobot6425]

Oh boy knowing the words means that I know the words. For a second I was scared that my memories were non-euclidean

[@organicrobot6425]

1:38

[@Snidbert]

the reflexive property holds

[@milososwegmen]

0:54 This kong’s got style Unlike YOU!

[@Snidbert]

lmao gottem

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

0:31 DK is a storm trooper confirmed

[@Snidbert]

bro i can’t believe donkey kong would support the empire #cancelled

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert make the republic great again (I swear it’s just a reference I’m not being political)

[@Snidbert]

@@ImPrettySureThisIsMax not to be political but i think the separatists were the good guys in the clone wars

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert both sides were controlled by the same guy so that he could take over the galaxy so they were really both good guys who wanted to do a good thing for the galaxy except for the 2 people who actually knew about the plan (dooku and palpatine)

[@ImPrettySureThisIsMax]

@@Snidbert and another thing they were the ones conspiring

[@guy123-ck5qw]

2:13 "When he says a word which starts with N" -Donky kong

[@Snidbert]

That word is probably Nintendo. After all, it's on Diddy's cap.

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

​@@Snidbert Really Smart

[@bearman.mp4]

This fucking disgrace *IS A FUCKING DISGRACE* best part of the video

[@dtvfenrirofficial]

2:20 let’s have a moment of silence for chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@LegoWhisbecauseyes]

😔

[@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864]

F

[@landon-b6r]

...

[@nameman9997]

JK He isn’t dead

[@dark-Noah]

"And then there's chunky he's daed" made me laugh so hard 😂 (edit) thanks for the likes

[@Snidbert]

old but gold

[@iamthemouse4483]

JK. He isn't dead!

[@DaddyLuck]

The fact that it’s actually in the original too

[@miterbinnesdirty]

Lost my shit at the ear-fucking, that was A+ man. Another sick hit for Snidbert.

[@popper6567]

1:21 My asian parents when i get the A-

[@EmergentSea1]

This was a masterpiece from start to finish. Including, if I heard correctly, a clip from actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?

[@Snidbert]

I’m glad you stuck around to the end!

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

@@Snidbert Shia surprise

[@micahlehrke9]

@@ThemeParkAvenue There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

[@doodoobutter101]

This is honestly your best yet.

[@csaba1434]

"He's the first member of the KKK"

[@Snidbert]

*worst

[@rachaelchampion6195]

Kool Kong Klub

[@jojogacha974]

God when I heard that I was like “wtf” but then it said kool kong klub and I was like “oh ok”

[@alchemistofsteel8099]

It's funny because there is a mini game in Donkey Kong 64 with that acronym The game is called "Krazy Kong Klamor"

[@jojogacha974]

@@alchemistofsteel8099 how many people pointed that out?

[@vnovi_.]

1:26 damn its me

[@Snidbert]

don’t say that, you’re cool

[@RepostCollection]

I have not had a good laugh like this in a while XD Every line in this video is a meme of itself

[@lamyaashour3549]

the diddy kong part killed me for 30 minutes this is so hilarius

[@Snidbert]

diddy kong is basically eminem

[@miuki2721]

Chuck's f×ck and suck

[@birj8414]

This is glorious. Non-stop laughs. Found it through a tiktok reupload but im glad I found the source.

[@Snidbert]

that’s why i posted it on tiktok. the view count has at least doubled in the past two weeks.

[@11MinutesJade]

1:42 full volume for a funny surprise

[@SunnyTheFlower]

👂🩸

[@superdeucebros9340]

That actually made me laugh

[@SunnyTheFlower]

🩸👂

[@11MinutesJade]

@@SunnyTheFlower dementia lore:

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Yes

[@SuperTechGuy32]

1:38 this part made me laugh

[@Snidbert]

as did the rest, i’m sure

[@JBlooey]

I was just listening to DK Rap memes.

[@Snidbert]

well, now you have another to listen to

[@stone4909]

This video made me so emotional throughout the entire song. I started pleading for life when DK started robbing me and I was scared for life until he said his aim was piss. Then when he came out of the closet, I started crying for him and saying "congrats." Then, when he said he was part of the KKK, I was gonna kill him until he said what it meant, then I was mad no more. When he started calling his friend a disgrace, I started getting my angry pants on to fight against DK, then when he said he can handstand when he can handstand, it made me realize that his friend has had a emotional rollercoaster of crying and happiness in my eyes and mouth.(pause) EA SPORTS, ITS IN THE GAME, this comment from DK made me think about how Chris Paul will never win a ring because he needs to retire. When Diddy Kong started getting high, I was going to steal that good stuff when then he said he was going to make America great again, which then I backed off and listened to his sweet words. Diddy Kong likes to say the n-word, which is what I thought because there is not much slurs with n, but then when Chunky died, I started crying and listening to Sweet Home Alabama on my Alexa because of money, and then when the epic plot twist shows that he was alive, I started eating all the children around me in happiness and started bombing my bathtub. I also started to have a seizure (as good one don't worry, I'm not in medical conditions where your boy would die from it) and then did a back flip to get up and write this comment. So thank you for changing my life. I won't ever forget this and I will eat children thinking about this.

[@veryoriginalnameyes8461]

thank you stone, very cool!!!!!111

[@LittleIdiot858]

this comment is dumb

[@Snidbert]

this is the in-depth analysis we need

[@penn_steve_zero3556]

bruh he wrote an essay

[@purpleflaminggoatsnakes9864]

You have a beautiful mind

[@snipertf2204]

0:31 This is my favorite part

[@Snidbert]

that was actually the first part i came up with

[@snipertf2204]

@@Snidbert lol

[@fierysphynx1328]

mine too!

[@bcgaming4236]

"AND THEN THERE'S CHUNKY!...he's dead..." a moment of silence for chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@whyamihere555]

JK He isn't dead

[@adrianatartakoff1722]

0:59 this part sent me 💀💀💀

[@Snidbert]

where did it send you to?

[@GodOfFurcorns]

@@Snidbertmaybe the backrooms?

[@melonadeplays231]

I like how almost every ytp call Dk the worst person in the dk crew

[@Snidbert]

it's too easy

[@emo_link]

0:52 (slow it down to 0.05x and pause immediately) I agree, that’s what it definitely stands for

[@Snidbert]

i can't think of anything else it might stand for

[@emo_link]

@@Snidbert ikr

[@Alberta_the_killer]

@@SnidbertI can, but it’s a secret Right winged society in the USA

[@C0metm]

@@Snidbert Kool Kidz Klub

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

In don't what KKK stands for

[@SpeedyFight1738]

2:18 He then stares into your soul haunting you forever

[@sandwichmeatproductions9231]

He’s biib, faaf, and also GAY is a very underrated line

[@Snidbert]

i think the entire video is underrated

[@sandwichmeatproductions9231]

@@Snidbert agreed

[@maximum_axiom]

That ending gave me a heart attack what the hell

[@Snidbert]

hehe gottem

[@LuckyEv_Real]

2:23 moment of silence

[@Snidbert]

rip chunky

[@Paulo-fk1nj]

F

[@rickysisolationofimaginati3333]

JK He isn't dead

[@justalexpr2685]

Nothing can top he's biib,faaf and gay. Gay just sounds so good.

[@sakuratree8816]

*This Is So Funny I'm Dying🤣 Btw You Drooped This👑*

[@Snidbert]

Was this comment procedurally generated by an AI?

[@adamthesnail2700]

@@Snidbert yes

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

You're all laughing. Chunky is dead and you're laughing! MONSTERS!

[@Snidbert]

to be fair, it is kinda funny

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@Snidbert MONSTER! ... JK

[@itay1232]

@@CaptainLumpyDog DK*

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@itay1232 Nice.

[@elluciano5808]

2:01 i died LMFAOOO

[@Snidbert]

like chunky

[@elluciano5808]

​@@Snidbert he's alive lol

[@elluciano5808]

SPOILER: In the mario movie: when DK is about to fight mario we get a glimpse of the public and whe get a very close shot of Diddy, Dixie and Chunky.

[@Xeorboom]

'if you know the words you know the words' truer words where never spoken

[@Snidbert]

reflexive property ✔

[@joshuaduncan548]

I have a feeling that one kong is a disgrace

[@Snidbert]

might be lanky idk

[@Run-e17]

1:24 damn relatable

[@Snidbert]

having no face is very relatable

[@acehardware2823]

You should put a disclaimer to not drink anything while watching this because I choked myself laughing like 10 time before the 1-minute mark.

[@Snidbert]

skill issue

[@Pro_master858]

This part made me laugh so hard 1:22

[@thatboredaroace]

he's a fuckin' disgrace

[@z.zegarza634]

Agreed

[@habamole3165]

1:22

[@mantequilla93animaciones]

1:53 not my dad

[@Snidbert]

lmao

[@Wario_loves_Garlic]

Sad

[@MakenziesCuteLandOfficial]

He is back.

[@madarellek7558]

1:09 LMAO

[@arthurpimenta1172]

The worst member of the Kool Kong Klub

[@Snidbert]

yep, that’s him

[@joshuaanthony2884]

E A...EA Sports E A...Sports Is In The Game.

[@endlessabyss995]

when he said biiib and faaaaf it really touched my heart

[@Snidbert]

he’s also gay

[@reubenparnell1604]

I am almost 17 years old I should not be laughing at this

[@Snidbert]

KZbin Poop is for all ages

[@miterbinnesdirty]

@@Snidbert I'm 33. The Toy Story YTP is still one of my favorite videos ever.

[@lesserevil8136]

It’s a masterpiece

[@Snidbert]

Yeah, I know.

[@heitorcafezeirocomparsi9545]

This is one of the only Dk rap ytps i've seen who hasn't said anything bad about Tiny Kong.

[@Snidbert]

she’s just a little guy, why is everyone so mean to her?

[@delrosariojamesjhonlhoydc2401]

Dude i came from tiktok amd you know what?this masterpiece is a fricking goat.HAHA

[@Snidbert]

W

[@brandoneagle166]

Jesus Christ I wonder if the producer thought that Kong was a fuckin disgrace?

[@king.shen1]

absolute masterpiece, more than just 1:21

[@Snidbert]

common snidbert w

[@habamole3165]

1:21

[@justalexpr2685]

he's watching you.

[@Snidbert]

👁 👁

[@Alex_Tombstone]

I love the whole vid, but especially the perfect use of the Shia LaBeouf song in the end

[@Snidbert]

i felt it was the right way to end it

[@Zaxerphone]

This is why I’m subscribed

[@Snidbert]

if you had notifications on, you would have seen this back when it was uploaded

[@Snidbert]

@SpeedMan91 and if you’re not, you should be

[@Yuti640]

It’s interesting that the first four diddy lines are the exact same as the D-Krap

[@Snidbert]

i hadn’t even seen the d-krap when i made this. i guess it’s just a really obvious joke to make.

[@Yuti640]

@@Snidbert huh, must be some sort of reference I’m not getting

[@Snidbert]

@@Yuti640 it’s an eminem lyric but with “shady” replaced with “diddy”

[@Yuti640]

@@Snidbert ah

[@andrewcheng1948]

9/10 the dead chunky took too long Did great on donkey kong

[@LegoWhisbecauseyes]

Me after Mario Movie: He's back... CHUNKY'S BAAAAAAAAAACK!

[@Albert.2011]

Fun fact : if korean pop is kpop, this is Chinese rap

[@Snidbert]

real

[@ValianceGames]

1:52 Oh wait I just realized that's an Slim Shady reference!

[@SuperSonicDude164]

0:27 he crushes his foes with no remorse

[@Snidbert]

he’s so real for that

[@SunnyTheFlower]

Gay Kong Sheesh Kong No Face Kong Back Again Kong Not Dead Kong

[@probium2832]

Chunky died right... 2:19 here.

[@JaxsonTheSkater]

Hood classic

[@Cycloon16]

Yes my fazfriend

[@Snidbert]

True

[@JaxsonTheSkater]

I did not write this my account was hacked by ThatoneZootopia (my brother

[@theesycotik]

THIS IS A MASTERPEICE!

[@Snidbert]

thank you for noticing

[@itay1232]

We're all memeing in the comments and so youtube is trying to translate pretty much every single comment

[@zenithdakomin4953]

The way the beginning said “Up” actually made me laugh.

[@Snidbert]

hell yeah

[@therealjamalladson]

This is awesome, keep up the good work

[@Snidbert]

I'll try!

[@ricoperez5264]

This is a frikin masterpiece

[@Snidbert]

i have made a work of art

[@SiwooAnimations]

Am I the only person that laughed at the “Dank weed” part. It’s just hilarious

[@Snidbert]

it’s as dank as the weed

[@bobbinsonmatthew]

0:11 is me when im not at school

[@johnbeard9985]

My life will never be the same

[@Bandanawaddle]

Classic stormtrooper aim

[@Snidbert]

kongtrooper

[@krubbington]

diddy's entire segment has been living rent-free in my brain for the past week

[@Snidbert]

good, good…

[@ElainePortonova-uk7cd]

How I feel about Inside Out 2 always popping up: 1:21

[@duckhead5372]

DK crap 2: chunky escapes from his coffin and eats tiny kong

[@glitchedblood]

this is up there with the decayer app

[@Snidbert]

you're cultured

[@_-.908]

"and then there's chunky he's dead"

[@saku411]

IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS, YOU KNOW THE WORDS

[@Snidbert]

big if true

[@asteroidrules]

I can't say I ever expected someone to edit "Sneed's Feed n Seed" into the DK Rap.

[@Snidbert]

always expect the unexpected on this channel

[@fadedgames1]

0:49 Nice save

[@Snidbert]

gotta comply with youtube guidelines

[@0yaSumi6908]

Press F to pay respects to chunky

[@Snidbert]

F

[@freewithpurchase]

F

[@micahlehrke9]

2:53

[@keval2137]

Banger

[@Snidbert]

i only post bangers

[@takodaplays188]

He has no style He has no grace This kong will eliminate the human race.

[@Snidbert]

thankfully, i’m not human

[@takodaplays188]

@@Snidbert And im not human either

[@paul0596]

This is wayyyy too good 😂😂😂

[@Snidbert]

i’m just too based

[@andreasd_44]

Unironically fantastic

[@Snidbert]

based and true

[@Hypersonix67899]

I haven’t heard the actual Chunky verse in a while

[@thegaybookpixie]

Me: This is so dumb Omg Also me: *OH SHIT HES GOTTA GUN-*

[@Snidbert]

don’t worry. if he shoots ya, it’s gonna miss.

[@Karl62777]

eminem been real quiet after this dropped eminem watching this:😳

[@RonJon100]

This is so underrated