YTP - The Decayer App

OBLIGATORY SIIVAGUNNER COMPARISON

[@lunaurum3515]

[❌] has a face [❌] has a soul [✔] will take you to hell

[@dead5160]

Has pants

[@samanthamcclish]

He’ll take you to hell Like my ex boyfriend 😂

[@thebutter6579]

Good job

[@nostylenograce]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@amgm05]

[❌] Stands up when he needs to pee

[@sticksterstickme986]

Not enough people have acknowledged “crotch shot!”

[@goosegod4729]

Stickster Stickme yes

[@LadycatJ]

*C R A S H*

[@moronribbons5774]

Smexy

[@kittysnow7940]

And this time, he's... Gone?

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

“cRoTcH ShOt.”

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

Lanky Kong is terrifying bc he doesn't SEND you to Hell or even DRAG you there. He TAKES you. This implies he casually strolls into Hell on a regular basis, taking his opponents by the hand there.

[@SapphireHeartTippy]

This comment made me laugh harder than I should have 🤣

[@endernightblade1958]

monke man, take me by the hand to the underland

[@zacharysmith1811]

Damn dude

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

@@endernightblade1958 that you understand They say the journey to the corner of hell is a real trip

[@monarosberg6036]

He takes you by the ear

[@silvernado8644]

1:24 the entire Lanky Kong segment was gold.

[@1x2e3a4c5z-Second]

HE HAS NO FACE 😶 HE HAS NO SOUL 💀

[@1x2e3a4c5z-Second]

IF YOU CROSS HIM HE'LL TAKE U TO HELL 😈 HE CAN'T STAND UP WHEN HE NEED'S TO PEE 🤨

[@1x2e3a4c5z-Second]

AND THIS TIME *EXPLOSION* HE JUST SHOT HIMSELF 🔫

[@ThegoddessAqua817]

INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE DEDEDE! THIS CRAZY KONG IS A CRAZY KONG!

[@JohnDaDong93]

[✅] *Knows the words* [❎] *Has a life*

[@Bob_games100]

❎

[@Savannah7039]

Are Yoh Describing us all?

[@Mewtwo-xi5og]

Rev Koka beggar

[@AGESRings]

ShinyMew2 Cat Why would he be a beggar?

[@Mewtwo-xi5og]

A.Random .Stranger well it pretty strait forward

[@Scrufflord]

The worst part of this video is that I can't watch it for the first time again.

[@textpg]

ikr :C

[@Eldoofus]

Yes you can

[@Eldoofus]

Just get a different account, so it'll be the first time you watch it history-wise

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

Just don't watch it for a year, then randomly find it again. It's almost better than watching it for the first time.

[@Eldoofus]

@@saj831 Ah, then.. are you assuming I'm stupid enough to not to realize?

[@AtticusEdwards]

As I revisit this I realize that “he’s the worst member of the Dic fan club” is arguably the most underrated line in the entire YTP canon.

[@thememeking4847]

Crotch shot is more underrated

[@TheHannaBunch]

True

[@stupid_little_thing]

No, it’s *grapes*

[@atavoidirc5409]

what does it mean

[@LordTerias]

@@atavoidirc5409 DIC was the studio that made the old Mario TV shows

[@KimonoFlareonGX]

“If he squirts ya, it’s gonna suck, dude!” Most underrated line ever.

[@scrubbbsyboy844]

1:55 until DQ at 2x speed is actually 🔥

[@wolfdragox5563]

As a flareon I’m sure you’re very used to that, I feel you pal

[@someguywhogodknows7348]

@@wolfdragox5563 also what

[@blockstacker5614]

@@someguywhogodknows7348 hey guys did you know...

[@KimonoFlareonGX]

@@blockstacker5614Don’t you _dare_ finish that sentence.

[@Ninji5]

“K-K” Me: Are they going to- “KK-K!” Me: Yep

[@catalinanapoli1166]

It’s free real estate

[@israel5730]

I knew DK and his crew of things that have the brain of Siri which for one is horrible, but anyways I knew they were racist, those *frickin* kOnGs.

[@SalreixVonOtsuu]

it's for ku klux kong

[@OttoGraff-fu8pj]

King of the Kremling Krew

[@moronribbons5774]

K K K K K K K KKKKKK *_K_*

[@HanSanwich]

It’s even funnier when it doesn’t rhyme and it says something like “this kong just pissed herself”

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

AND THIS TIME HE SHOT HIMSELF

[@henriquecarballoaranha9100]

If you know the words You g o t n o l i f e

[@HanSanwich]

Henrique Carballo Aranha Implying that anyone on the internet has a life

[@bennickss]

h e h a s n o f a c e h e h a s n o s o u l i f y o u c r o s s h i m h e ‘ l l t a k e y o u t o h e l l

[@kittysnow7940]

And this time, he's.. **Spring sound** Gone?

[@janspwh4089]

"This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong" -Master Oogway

[@nickkayfabe6147]

There are no accidents? Explain this

[@jsphn2008]

There ARE no accidents.

[@jsphn2008]

Unless you can count Fortnite.

[@nickkayfabe6147]

That was made by a man who even the Devil refuses to anger out of pure fear.

[@brandbruv8462]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2Lcq6Kfiq56fdU

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

As a kremling, I could confirm that all of this stuff about the kongs is true.

[@AGZhark]

Roleplay account detected

[@Link-to-the-Smash]

This is proof your everywhere.

[@AGZhark]

@@Link-to-the-Smash Me?

[@Link-to-the-Smash]

@@AGZhark i was talking abot koporal K. Reep

[@AGZhark]

@@Link-to-the-Smash O’ I just report people like that so raise the chances of them getting terminated

[@voids49]

"he's the leader of korea, he's got diarrhea" instant like

[@tph9716]

TiKAL hes back to say mama mia

[@purplepurge3422]

Dd ddd dddddddddd k

[@pikminfan6778]

He's finally back, to say "Mamma mia"

[@hankenthusiast6187]

And he's finally back to say"MAMMA MIA!"

[@someinternetidiot9981]

“If he shoots ya, it’s gonna suck, dude”

[@KyBerLeger]

"Donkey Kong is gay!" -JK Rowling

[@Mozzzler]

Yes

[@massimofallani]

Lol

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

So gay!

[@davithepaninigod9142]

Cyberbrickmaster1986 YOU-YOU-KZbin POOP

[@ajzeg01]

Nah, he’s a trans icon so she hates him.

[@austinwthompson45]

Well, at least I know I can put my hands together with no shame now!

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

donkey kong is gay i wonder what's for dinner the noice guy one okay guy

[@Austin_the_Dalmatian06]

He's back again And he's back again again

[@LucSonFunPol]

These are the funniest things to me: "He's the worst member of the Dic Fan Club!" * evetything from "This crazy Kong is a crazy Kong!" to "Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun!" *

[@reallyreal1057]

I like how it's relatively funny that he's so fat.

[@_Tzer]

Hah this guy and i got no life.

[@levelupsonic]

[✅] He’s the leader of Korea [✅] He’s got diarrhea [✅] Finally back to say “Mama Mia!”

[@chupacadabra5161]

[✅] Gay [✅] Funny face [❎] Pants [✅] Worst member of the dic flan club

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

Fire lines

[@JetEriksen]

There's a worrying amount of pee in this.

[@hanzumautist4945]

And yet no gay baby jails...

[@mikeybud3501]

But if you cross Lanky Kong, he sends you to GBJ

[@Bugged_Bread]

Aw PISS!

[@CounterCurseMantra]

I said the same about my coffee

[@ghoulbuster1]

time to take

[@WilfredCthulu]

The fucking sentence mixing.

[@DoomGuyPictures]

DDDDDDDD

[@setsers1]

Wilfred Cthulu it's gold

[@sillyname3969]

DoomGuy Pictures K

[@blinkachu05]

KJ Setser it is pretty good. It sound okay, but you can tell what it says w/o the subs.

[@NNNSuperProductions]

K

[@booperzeelephant2325]

“He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but the Kremling’s be trippin’ cuz he’s super fly!” You see how Eminem has been pretty silent ever since this dropped?

[@wumpus976]

I mean, he did Godzilla not too long ago.

[@blugibbz5011]

"his squirt gun can shoot... piss..." the way that line is delivered shall always stick with me

[@arcad1ac]

“And this time he just shot himself” that voice was a mix of disappointment and not surprised

[@kyrnti1075]

I can watch this clip for hours 1:34

[@AJLord]

Managed to rewind exactly to that line

[@spacearcadez]

😂

[@AglazedDonut643]

I didn't know DIC had a fan club

[@shawnfields2757]

Well, neither did I. Now, we do.

[@shawnfields2757]

@pudding MiCoffee No thanks. I don't have a WiiU, and I have no money, no life, and no friends/girlfriend. So I don't think I can afford your offer, sorry. I know the words, so I have no life. I'm still not sure Dic has a fan club.

[@NezomiFloof]

*camera goes through a shot of a bedroom out the window* ... DIC!

[@popjumpy]

AglazedDonut 643 yeah, we got the Sailor Moon dub, inspector gadget, Care Bears, everything

[@K9OK_]

DO THE MARIO!

[@JamesTheAce0]

For anyone wondering, the voice at the end after the boom says “Pineapple’s great. But. It sucks on pizza.” It took me way too long to figure it out.

[@cosmicvoidtree]

The one part of this song I disagree with

[@ThatGreenSpy]

My brother loves Hawaiian pizza.

[@quitt4]

I thought it said: pineapple grapes but it sucks on deez nut

[@anthonygibson3249]

@@ThatGreenSpy so do I. I felt insulted with the line.

[@Z-Man2007]

At first I thought it said pineapples grapes probably because the original word was grapes but I still knew it said that it was bad on pizza

[@joseluistrejo1859]

1:55 Donkey Kong Country Returns HD revealed in a Nintendo Direct.

[@HanSanwich]

I came back to this video specifically for that reason lol

[@xian2themax]

It took me WAY too long to figure out that “the decayer app” sounds like “the DK rap” when you say it out loud.

[@josepro_yt]

Me 2

[@theguybehindyou4762]

He recently did something similar: Diabeetus = Die of Pingus

[@3SON_GOKU]

I just figured this out. Wow.

[@74nmartel]

Same

[@Mushy6462]

I thought it was just called that

[@l0rd0ct0d0rk]

The part where michael rosen came in and freestyled was gold

[@mintymechanic8420]

Wal-Mart, Pingas, Pineapple under the Seaaaaat. Grapes, Grapes, Grapes Grapes Grapes and Pineapple Pizza, Aw Yuck!

[@amso7169]

Pineapples’ great, but it sucks on pizza!

[@westiree8160]

l0rd0ct0d0rk it caught me off guard and I almost died

[@frogguy3355]

2:54

[@dazedheart9006]

When’s the Micheal Rosen life line year for year rap?

[@saucymemes6696]

“Crotch shot” is the most underrated line in the YTP canon

[@BBQLOVER65]

0:24 I AM STUCK IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN

[@chillby4198]

"He's back again and he's back again again and this time he's... Gone?"

[@Poison101]

"He can fly real high when he poops himself. With His Pistols Out, He's after your mum!"

[@theg-topia9626]

“He’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but kremlins be trippin cuz he’s super fly!”

[@kamikazegaming2476]

DQ I have no joke for that

[@gabesgameplay7272]

“finally he’s here for you it’s the last member of this KZbin poop”.

[@gabesgameplay7272]

“This kong’s so fat it’s relatively funny”

[@bluedragon9925]

"So gay!" When *the very first second* of a YTP makes you laugh, you know its gonna be good! :D

[@frostii3972]

“If you know the words! You have no life!”

[@megamutant4539]

[✅] Smokes Crack [❎] Can Fly [✅] Ok guy

[@theultimateg.1109]

Lol.

[@DANNY1TDM]

WHY IS IT GREEN *WHY IS IT GREEN*

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@spedur3361 don't you love people who are so narcissistic, they like their own comments? Pathetic.

[@rabidhog4912]

@@THWhite-ip3uq I like my own comments out of instinct

[@Thegrimbly2000]

0:26 these are the smoothest rhymes i've ever heard

[@themobidud344]

2:57 is it just me or this part is actually good?

[@genericperson360]

It is. It is very good.

[@aaaadrcrf]

NICE

[@kadensmith1103]

It is very awesome I loved it

[@magicmirror099]

N o I c e

[@mareeeedensos6348]

AY

[@edcola6671]

Pants [❌] Leader of Korea [✔️] Got Diararea[✔️] Edit: Gay [✔️]

[@Whispangle]

Diarrhea*

[@MarioIsSoFuckingCool]

Says mama Mia [✅]

[@Smuggzyyy]

Squirt gun shoot piss [✅]

[@Mr64Marios]

Worst member of the Dic Fan Club [✅]

[@nutgoblin983]

he's finally back..to say MAMA MIA

[@JacF6734]

2:11 Why does this part actually go hard, though?

[@deborahwilkerson7388]

I agree it slaps

[@snor161]

“If you know the words” “You got no life” *he’s got a point and I don’t like it*

[@emilyschannel131]

This makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun! 😂😄😀

[@virtualboy89]

Leaked footage of the DLC for the new DK 64 remaster in 2058

[@doodlespiral7110]

Ah shit.

[@demonpikmin2343]

here we go again.

[@gameking1happy]

Top ten times someone continued a sentence

[@doodlespiral7110]

@@gameking1happy yeh.

[@TheBurningEngram]

no, 2069

[@spysappingmahinternet]

Face: [❌] Soul: [❌] Can take you to hell: [✅] Able to stand when he needs to pee: [❌] Shot himself: [✅] Inflates himself like Dedede: [✅] Is a crazy Kong: [✅]

[@theratman6718]

T O H E L L W E G O

[@bucks8064]

Y A Y W E G E T T O G O T O H E L L

[@helpmii_switch8433]

D O E S T H I S M E A N I G O T O H E L L T O O

[@IgroSome]

A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A H O O R A Y a l s o t h i s c o m m e n t i s u n o r i g i n a l ( B u t i t ' s f u n n y s o i t ' s o k a y )

[@Kamronthefurryrobot]

Kamron: He's back again:[✅]

[@SMILE-oi9pk]

"DK, Donkey Kong is gay!" "He's the leader of Korea, he's got diarrhea." This song gets me every freakin time

[@gizmoduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2773]

the mama mia was comedy gold lmaooo

[@harambezomb8373]

1:55 dont mind me just making a timestamp

[@Alberta_the_killer]

Chunky don’t know what he doing

[@unkown2.018]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@TheMacCheechMan]

KKKKKKKKKK ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Davin-rp1nf]

@@TheMacCheechManHe’s back again, and he’s back again again!

[@TheCreationOfDread]

And this time... *Sonic spring sound* hes... gone?

[@Warhero1171]

"If you shoot her, I'll just laugh" That part had me laughing so hard it hurt.

[@Meaniepanini305]

Bird Up cuz u got shot

[@AdianPronouncedAiden]

I thought it said "if you choose her" I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics

[@myleswelnetz6700]

Just like this monkey rap, she has no fans.

[@bird5109]

Did it make you pee a little?

[@Big_RandyTM]

She hurt as well.

[@itsjustexpiduis9000]

She protecc She attacc But most importantly... She pissed herself

[@itsjustexpiduis9000]

NewSuperMarioBah so?

[@OscarHernandez-uk9ky]

If fit it:She pissed herselfcc

[@Jonkrat]

@NewSuperMarioBah This meme is basically dead so why do you care :/

[@Jonkrat]

@NewSuperMarioBah touché.

[@deletemii8871]

Blizzard Animates Touché

[@lordecramox7394]

Playing this at double speed really changes the beat. It sounds more like boss battle music than a rap.

[@FunvoltGunvolt]

2:54-3:04 that was actually pretty lit ngl

[@misterrkalebhimself]

DK Rap sentence mixing is one of my favorite things on the whole internet.

[@docmarion8902]

JediGuyKaleb but it's perfected in this video

[@HunterIsRad]

"She may move slow when she needs to pee, but this kong...just pissed herself."

[@Valetravelgames]

i came just for that

[@joeisthecat8278]

2:11 Sounds pretty good actually.

[@noahjohnston9958]

"Kremlings be trippin', 'cause he's super fly!"

[@thesmallrandomboi3290]

Agreed!

[@benukasrYT]

2:19 dairy queen

[@YokaiDisorder]

So we've got -Kim Kong Un -Pants Kong -Crazy Kong AKA the devil himself -Back Again -Okay Kong Idk.

[@psychopianist630]

I bet everyone worships Kim Kong Un in a gigantic personality cult

[@_b1itzkri3g21]

Crack Kong

[@psychopianist630]

@@_b1itzkri3g21 Okay Kong

[@The_Kevinist]

>Back again lol HE’S BACK AGAIN AND HE’S BACK AGAIN AGAIN

[@psychopianist630]

@@The_Kevinist And this time, he's... ...gone?

[@photontheblueflash7658]

Alternative Title: DK Rap but they have Bathroom Problems.

[@IceyX54]

True

[@seabutterfly2347]

He’s back again and he’s back again again, and this time, he’s... g o n e ?

[@NoobManPC]

why does this sound better than the original

[@Buhlooey]

showed this to my friend I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him laugh in a while

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

I'd like this comment but...

[@firstnamelastname7244]

I can swear that was the hardest I've seen him -laugh- in a while

[@datonedudette2277]

I laughed really hard at the kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk part but either way the whole thing was funny

[@cameronknapp7315]

I wonder if my friend 👬 Stefan will laugh 🤭 if I show him this.

[@Giddy0908]

skyBluey Same

[@mr.gamertristan5463]

My friend: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: ...It's complicated...

[@cobra4855]

lmao

[@gaysexpussyeater]

youve got good taste, dont worry about telling it to them

[@Flaming_Saturn]

0:07-0:11 If they were to ever remake DK64, I feel like this could actually be the opening lyrics to the DK rap

[@makesomething4093]

So I’ve probably revisited this north of 30 times and I JUST NOW caught that the lighting effect used during Rosen’s rap part is synced with the stage lighting in-game. It’s so seamless that I never paid attention to it and isn’t that the highest compliment of all?

[@m0chikim_]

"And this time, he's..." *bounces away* "Gone?" that made me die

[@aagabe3568]

*[insert sonic spring sound effect]*

[@ghastlyKlownz]

For some reason me and my friends at school always quote this.

[@wille.2215]

Same

[@jonseon5952]

If you know the words you got no life.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jonseon5952 Put your hands together, If you wannaputyourhands together.

[@SummonerArthur]

Mainly the 01:37 part

[@datonedudette2277]

Same, in fact my friend introduced me to this I’ve never stopped watching this. It’s still hilarious and me and my friend like quoting this, but sadly only me and him get it

[@TaurusTubist]

Bruh the DK scene in the Mario movie brought me back here LMFAO

[@goomy_]

2:11 This line is so smooth

[@AuroraKnux]

That was a wild ride from start to finish! 😂

[@waifu_png_pl6854]

yes

[@Loremixer]

He'll make you some pie After he gets high But kremlings be trippin' 'Cause he's super fly those are some hot bars

[@davida.5258]

Patch1005 Eminem is quaking

[@donaldtrumpondrugs6271]

This is hotterer 2:57

[@Fireluigi1225]

"Just sone filler" *becomes his second most watched video*

[@Locket.L]

That Michael Rosen solo is low key fire.

[@vanderengland5775]

Is no one gonna talk about how much flow and rhyme this has?

[@hamsham5937]

Commander Vander yes,

[@Oddity2994]

2:10 especally

[@thedevilgoose2482]

*he’ll make you some pie, after he gets high, but Kremlings be trippin’ ‘cause he’s super fly!*

[@nagitokomaeda4015]

"He’s back again and his back again again!" How does that even work

[@JimmyDPooper]

You just need to leave and come back, and then leave and come back again. Then you would be back again _again_

[@nagitokomaeda4015]

Jimmy Davis makes sense

[@sombrastudios5765]

@@JimmyDPooper and then he's gone

[@woobgamer5210]

Well he appeared in DKC (first appearance) Appeared again DKC2 (The third Again) Vanished in DKC3 but got saved (the second again) And is in DK64 (he's back again)

[@AzureGreatheart]

@@woobgamer5210 Wouldn’t that be back again again again then? ...now that’s not something you type every day...

[@equinoxanalyst2785]

As gold as this entire thing is, no one is acknowledging Chunkys part enough. ‘This kongs one *okay* guy’ fucking killed me

[@LMAO_And_Forever]

*”He’ll make you some pie!”* *”After he gets high!”* *”But Kremlings be trppin’...”* *”Cause he’s super FLY!”* That was the hardest part for me as a kid

[@sophthetoast1997]

A kid? You were a bit young to be watching this..

[@bruh-ps7dm]

"This kong's so fat it's relatively funny" Yeah that's true :P

[@davidnewland2481]

Indeed

[@dontsubfortheloveofgod]

diabetes is not a joke sir

[@bruh-ps7dm]

ok

[@huhneat1076]

This comment is _Relatively funny_

[@KKPIHCP]

Hell yea

[@Budd_Elegdron]

"If you know the words, you have no life" I'm Dead!!!!

[@dominickperez2952]

You know the words?

[@johnleen928]

Budd same i know the words

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

Me: Better start memorizing now

[@Anotherchild_lol]

O my gawsh are you okay?

[@Cyberraptor14]

I was thinking of this video when it played during the Mario movie

[@surblechev278]

"He's the leader of Korea; he's got diarrhea" Such poetry...

[@weegeegaming2201]

Friend: what's your favorite song Me:

[@hydrathermal9030]

I love how it's so "quality over quantity" and the overall sentence mixing is absolute gold. One of the best YTPs I've seen so far.

[@basedandredpilled5757]

I know! Some sentences feel like they actually were just spoken

[@ErisEntropy]

I was fucking dying the whole time. Holy shit I'm glad I found this, thank you for making this.

[@Toon_Lucario]

1:50 The South after the Civil War

[@theburnetmarshmallowtoad3909]

*:)*

[@Toon_Lucario]

@@theburnetmarshmallowtoad3909 why are you smiling

[@KiwiQrow]

He has no face, he has no soul... I've never heard more fitting works for Lanky Kong

[@enigmatixthecringechampion5004]

He's also a ginger so that shows even more that he doesn't have a soul.

[@SalreixVonOtsuu]

@@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 username checks out

[@enigmatixthecringechampion5004]

@@SalreixVonOtsuu yea I know

[@frostyvoid827]

@@enigmatixthecringechampion5004 what was the comment?

[@Biddi394]

Just remember he will take you to hell

[@springtrapchannel9428]

1:48 I can't stop laughing at the fact that the "K"s didn't appear because you censored "KKK" lmao.

[@connorconnor2421]

🤔

[@Jeffzilla07PHaltacct]

It's for obvious legal reasons in the ph

[@alianascarllymaelucero6180]

Oh yeah, there is other meaning of KKK in the Philippines Or I say its Revolution. Trust me, im a Filipino.

[@TheRetroSpeedster]

@@alianascarllymaelucero6180 you're right

[@alianascarllymaelucero6180]

The Kataas-taasang, Kagalang-galangang Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan ("Supreme and Venerable Association of the Children of the Nation", Spanish: Suprema y Venerable Asociación de los Hijos del Pueblo), also known as Katipunan or KKK, was a Philippine revolutionary society founded by anti-Spanish colonialism Filipinos This is what it means in the Philippines.

[@local_player_of_games]

0:22 me when my friend grabs me and throws me off the map in smash

[@atomictortoise]

This is the best sentence mixing I've ever heard

[@JackaboiTV]

2:57 top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss

[@englishsquidofficial]

I have met Michael Rosen before

[@tadstrange1465]

That was legitimately a bop

[@gabrielb921]

morshu #1 michael rosen #2

[@drunksquid3823]

@@englishsquidofficial your have been blest

[@emilyschannel131]

I agree! Better than the other rappers! 😂

[@Not-Kirbo2]

4% drug 50% KZbin poop 3% money 0% naken women 50% of memes 93% piss 100% of Kong's 100% of bandanas 20% swag

[@traktor420]

Ultimate ninten 50% memes + 50% YTP + 3% money + 4%drug + 0% naked women = 107% of things *Somethings wrong, I can feel it!*

[@Not-Kirbo2]

@@traktor420 yeah that the point

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

Where's the other 93%

[@traktor420]

Green a typical marble *HMMMMMMM*

[@aboredperson5905]

Wait...what

[@Shadow_Bakon]

1:32 Missed chance to say “He’ll take you to Brazil”

[@SurfingBackwards]

This was 3 years ago that wasn’t a meme then lol

[@JimmyDPooper]

Even now I've never heard of that meme

[@SurfingBackwards]

@@JimmyDPooper welp there ya go it couldn’t happen in multiple parallel universes

[@SCrafter1234]

I haven’t watched this in only a year and I got a nostalgia rush. Best editing of a YTP I’ve seen.

[@Mr_Original]

"DQ... ... I have no joke for that." 🤣

[@zamasterhando3399]

Dragon Quest??????

[@infinitememegod]

Jake Smithson Dairy Queen, what kind of shit is dungeon quest?

[@Mr_pizzbruh]

2:32 It's the opposite of, "Not funny, didn't laugh."

[@Tirgo69]

A joke? I laugh.

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

funny did laugh

[@tunafissh]

Very funny, did hahahæ

[@FetusDeletus_E]

@@tunafissh exactly

[@malachihepler6640]

Funny Did laugh

[@marcellobasso5554]

I haven’t seen the Mario Movie yet, but I’m prepping myself with Mario related nostalgic content before I see it. This ytp has always been a HUGE contributor to my continued love for Mario and ytps ☝️ thank u Jimmy for this beautiful creation you made FR, and It’ll always be held close to my heart

[@EonTheAien]

This was my first ytp from you. It still is amazing.

[@ruyekahatori3073]

"Hes one-" (ESRB pokes their head around the corner) "OKAY guy"

[@Cycloon16]

Why would ESRB need to be here after the KK, KKK line

[@NeonXenonYT]

He back again And he's back again again And this time, he's... *G O N E ?*

[@Hansenfmly]

KrustyNuggets03 He can fly real high when he poops himself

[@awesomesmileyguy]

I was so expecting another "back again"

[@maverickREAL]

Your Boy Guzma and this time he's back again again again

[@KaijuDino]

That profile pic tho.

[@ryanford1267]

He can pick up chicks *w i t h h i s c o c o n u t g u n*

[@RealRalsei]

"this Kong's got pants" Amazing, were already improving

[@CharliePayneJohns17]

It always feels good to catch up on this video once in a while, I remember first seeing this in 2018, then 2019 etc.. so it’s always been a tradition of mine

[@filth315]

Install Gentoo

[@Doctor_Yodel]

[✔️] inflate himself

[@KrustySuprem]

[✔] Crazy

[@abowlofguacamole8558]

*[✔️] * makes Brian take him to the fridge and has diabetes

[@Garathon]

This video gets 1 million veiws 2 years after it's release because KZbin likes it

[@pisbythealternator9957]

666th like, epic

[@jeremyaster7470]

"He's back again, and he's back again again!" best part of video

[@Officially_Unofficial-1]

"and this time, he's... Gone?"

[@AtomDarkheart]

"He can fly real high when he poops himself."

[@Top_Hat_Man]

"With his pistols out... He's after mum!"

[@uvu7824]

“With his pistols out…he’s after your mum!”

[@AtomDarkheart]

@@uvu7824 He'll make you some pie after he gets high.

[@whitedude877]

It's been a few years since I've heard or watched this, and this is still really, really fucking funny. Such great moments: -"IF YOU SHOOT HER I'LL JUST LAUGH" -"CROTCH SHOT" -The entire Lanky Kong segment, every part of it is perfect -Chunky Kong's shrug as the lyricist evidently malfunctions -Diddy's intro with the BACK AGAIN AGAIN actually sounds like a decent song A total classic.

[@rifatbobos]

Now the actual rap song sounds like the parody one to me

[@edcellwarrior]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video

[@psychopianist630]

Donkey Kong: +Leads the entire northern half of the country of Korea +The Kongs worship him like a god +Controls all the media +Very good at urinating +Can speak Italian -Has a funny face -Has no pants -Has diarrhea -Highly regarded as the worst member of the DIC fan club not for his above flaws, but for the atrocities he's committed against humanity -Still hasn't died ÷Is gay Tiny Kong: +Has pants +Capable of crushing a Hobbit just to make her soup -Moves slowly when she needs to pee -Can't hold her pee in -Shooting her is somehow funny -No fans Lanky Kong: +Can drag you to hell +Can inflate himself like King Dedede -No face -No soul -Can't stand up when he needs to pee -Suicidal despite being an all-powerful demon from the legions of Hell -Crazy Diddy Kong: +Skilled at making pastries such as pies (but only after he gets high) +Is super fly +Has the ability to fly to incredible heights if he poops himself +Can bend time and space and somehow be back again twice -He's... gone? Chunky Kong: +Massive sex appeal despite being obese +Able to clone himself +He's okay -Drug addict -His obesity prevents him from flying -He's dead Michael Rosen: +Swam the entire English channel at the age of 1 -Ate a soapy flannel at 2 +Got thinner at 3 -Lost the ability to decide what to have for dinner at the age of 4

[@stellarknight04]

*N O I C E*

[@thebowz6525]

You forgot a minus for Diddy -He's gone

[@MJGaming57_REAL]

Tiny Kong has pants

[@maxeon0937]

Donkey kong is gay

[@lunatpr5594]

Chunky Kong: +Makes Donkey Kong seem so much fun

[@burbusburbus8782]

Im a sucker for repeats so the "Put your hands together, if you wanna put your hands together" "This crazy kong is a crazy kong" "He's back again, and he's back again again" jokes are perfect for me