The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge #5

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CAST
Ally Beardsley
Raphael Chestang
Lily Du
Tao Yang
CREW
Director - Michael Shaubach
Writer - Janie Stolar
Producer - Devi Rawal
Production Coordinator - Grace Earley
Director of Photography - Dyron Pacheco
Production Designer - Rick Mader
HMU - Leigh Scwartz
Sound Mixer - Mike Crumley
Editor - Taylor Shofner

[@totalrevengeance]

Tao's dolphin sounds will be engrained in my brain for the rest of my life...

[@tabbytiger2070]

they sound like someone trying to moan but theyre also having a painful shit at the same time

[@Asdfghjkl-ls1or]

I genuinely think that is the only thing I would not be able to resist laughing at

[@durdleduc8520]

*_AAAAA AAAA AAA_*

[@ParanoidTheMarvin]

Lucky.

[@astrohaute]

he was trying so hard i just.... it was incredible

[@-TiredHusky-]

Ally: *laughs 99% of the time and having fun* Tao: "Alley!" Ally: NO! *suddenly gets genuinely pissed*

[@aaronsmith1023]

Because it's a competition.

[@meganximena5368]

time mark?

[@jesslynch94]

Megan Ximena I’ve literally watched it three times I didn’t hear or see that either lmao I’m so confused

[@meganximena5368]

j elle it’s at 4:21

[@nickanderson4327]

haves

[@norefunds4731]

_I DON'T THINK SO MISTER._ *snap* Forever memory right there.

[@tp3615]

This has John Mulaney energy.

[@FireDramine7]

was it a dobby reference or what?

[@rosearachnid879]

You mean BETTE MENNEFOREVER

[@Applebutter52]

Just spent an hour looking for it. Can confirm, forever memory.

[@CreativeMindsAudio]

I was doing pretty good at not laughing while watching this (by suppression), the 'crying' scene got a little bit out of me, but those dolphin sounds broke me. Great job everyone!

[@voltcorp]

that, too, was my experience with this episode

[@CapozAriel]

this literally made me search the previous 4... and i have to say, Katie killed her only appearence... we need a shioban, ally, grant and raph

[@Venslor]

The video would be 12 hours long because it's just them laughing the entire time.

[@aaronsmith1023]

We need to get Brennan and Adam Conover in one of these.

[@rasmith87]

Would they let Grant back on? He almost broke the game that one time.

[@Nick30468]

katie really takes her job seriously. it's funny, on camera it's all jokes about cocaine and shitting her pants but behind the scenes (well from what I had seen from that Total Forgiveness series of theirs) she's incredibly professional, it's pretty awesome to see.

[@okashi10]

I wanna see Zac Oyama!

[@Twentydragon]

I love Breaking News! I'm surprised this is only the fifth episode.

[@micahphilson]

I really wish they brought this back or did it more, it's such a great series!

[@sersmiles1635]

Seems like a team building exercise, would like to see a 10 episode dropout series where they do this for an entire broadcast timeslot

[@TheLadyMiya_]

Same! I wanted more when they first started this series

[@ToyKnives]

Ser Smiles I think it’d be cool if it was a like a Battle Royale where like 16 people compete and it’s fairly easy, and then it’s whittled down to 2 and they have to just say the must ridiculous things.

[@yellville]

Definitely my favorite thing about new school CollegeHumor! Other than the Pat-is-dead arc, but is it really new school if it's Pat? Anyway, do more Breaking News please!

[@CoryMck]

*_All of Tao's experienced with dolphins have been sexual apparently._*

[@RichardX1]

No, he'd be dead.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

@@RichardX1 No, he'd only be dead if his experiences were homosexual. With a female, on the other flipper, he'd be perfectly fine.

[@davidparkes7741]

Do male dolphins have uhh big members or something?

[@skyblaze55555]

@@davidparkes7741 you finna find out

[@junelovejoyofficial]

I try and watch this without laughing as a little game and the "My Wife" followed by high five got me....oh my godd....

[@controlfreak110]

Ally is always so surprised at loosing...which is surprising...

[@bryansuh1985]

Id be surprised if I was loosing too...

[@joshuaingobo1559]

Tao: Sorry about the problems with (as Borat) my wife! Raph (as Borat): My wife! (Both hi five each other)

[@unexploredtexas5497]

Yes, I believe I just saw that

[@tomasdanielnieto5398]

Wow, I cannot believe you too saw the video and notice that obvious way of talking! /s

[@sng1598]

4:25 Lilly is a goddam savage, look at how she claps.

[@frankdelgrosso8297]

Man Ally got crushed, but I can't talk shit I smiled each time she did.

[@gamehero6816]

Quick note: Ally uses they/them pronouns.

[@XatuYs]

@@gamehero6816 Quick Note: Not at the time of the video and the comment. And noone cares.

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Love this series, love these cast members. And all that great hair. Some of Raph's breaks are definitely missed in the counter though.

[@adamwise1111]

Wow Lily really killed it. I loved when she was trying to cry and everyone was laughing and she so seriously said "shut up". Like, how dare you break her concentration. How rude.

[@Alopex1]

Wow...Lily is cold ;-) That self-control...and a friggin' good actress!

[@azyrael96]

the dolphin noises got me laughin so hard i cried enough for 4 wifes breaking up

[@HotFriesify]

Damn Tao really got that tongue twister down.

[@rapidron]

You mean the one in dolphin?

[@bjack194]

3:58 I held it in the first time but when Tao did the dolphin noise the second time I laughed so hard it cried🤣

[@drakan4769]

"crying, real tears, they must truly try"

[@nightroad2593]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MORE OF THESE

[@IcyAuron]

I've been eagerly awaiting another one of these!

[@gray308]

I started crying with laughter when Tao did the dolphin sounds

[@55lumens]

So happy this is back!! It cracks me every time, wow.

[@nichow64]

this is my favorite series they've done on collegehumor, at least next to dimension 20. I can't NOT laugh every time i see these videos

[@Blizardstar1200]

Man I need so many more of these episodes. I found them on Dropout and I really hope y’all keep doing more of these they’re great

[@SlyHikari03]

“I don’t think so mister” and **Dolphin Noises** killed me. Lilly’s jokes were good too.

[@TiagoMorbusSa]

I love it when Ally wins because their smile is the best!! 😍

[@joshgreen8917]

and I thought I was the only one who noticed ;)

[@jacebullock3129]

Yessss. I was waiting for them to make another one!!! I was not disappointed. 😂😂😂

[@Highlifelowlife]

I literally commented just last week on another video in this series. Boom, one gets posted this week. I vow to use these powers for good.

[@Jollygreengiant144]

Shocked it took almost 6 months for another episode but so happy to see it return!

[@MitchellHang]

I’m glad you brought this series back

[@firstpersonstudios5514]

"sun length and what flowers are doing" get me every time. 😆

[@Kurayami1313]

I'm so happy you made a new episode of this show! It's absolutely amazing!

[@seerus1351]

So glad they brought this series back. Hope for more.

[@HelloSally13]

I read the comments before and I still wasn’t ready for those dolphin sounds

[@ayushipulukool8439]

I hope Ally keeps winning this so that I can see her smile lol

[@miaphibian6796]

their,they are non binary

[@brotherbear92]

@@miaphibian6796 This comment was posted over two years ago, but for real its good to let people know.

[@henry-joy]

YESSS! BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG FOR A NEW EPISODE!!

[@belliott88]

YES! I’ve waited so long for another one of these.

[@navajo9243]

AT LONG LAST, I've been waiting so long for this episode to come out and for these videos to become a series. THANK YOU CollegeHumor!

[@King_Of_Khaos]

IT HAS RETURNED! ALL HAIL THE GREAT TOILET IN THE SKY!

[@fulcrum2951]

*ALL HAIL THE GREAT TOILET IN THE SKY*

[@bosgotnojams]

TAO IS SO ADORABLEEEE

[@yakone-lh6qr]

i was trying so hard not to laugh out loud when tao did the dolphin sounds cuz im in class 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jesse7680]

I’m just going to patiently wait for more of this content

[@303Whitti]

This is legit y'all best series

[@hannahbee5725]

THESE ARE MY FAVORITE VIDEOS!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!

[@Silverag212]

I LOVE this idea, such a good idea, and so funny

[@zaidjamal]

Lily was incredible. Tao too, they're so good at improv comedy!

[@mitchellmartinez9510]

I think that's where they were discovered

[@GhoulishGrinMedia]

I don’t care how long I had to wait for Episode #5. I’m so happy No Laugh News is back! 💙

[@budershank]

The newsroom challenges hands down the funniest skits CH produces. Keep it up :)

[@revolver265]

It's back! Oh man, I love this, it's improv at its finest, and the new cast members are great! Edit: oh god the dolphin noises I woke up my parents from laughing

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Ally is getting obliterated in all of these and that's probably why they're the most consistent cast member.

[@TheBpc01]

This is probably my favorite series on college humor!

[@hawkman8706]

That "I don't think so mister" gets me every time

[@ShakespeareOfBorg]

This series is one of the best things ever made!!

[@dwoollies]

yall NEED to do this more, i have rewatched the first 4 too many time

[@TheBrett1890]

Lily was an absolute champ xD

[@wofie9785]

THE DOLPHIN SOUNDS OMFG

[@spottedstar1123]

YES this is one of my fave series that y'all do

[@blu_g8r894]

This is the best series I need more of this!

[@derekstauffer1609]

Tao's dolphin noises made me dog run into my room and lose her mind

[@zaphyyy]

this has got to be the best series on CH rn hahahahah

[@omershaik6374]

Lily is amazing at this omg

[@ASDAPOI]

I now really want an episode with both Katie and Lily just to see who can keep it together the most

[@mitchellmartinez9510]

That would be like adam and brennan going at it

[@perry4754]

I love the way Ally's hair turned out.

[@LynMusic]

I love these don't laugh newsroom videos. They're just great.

[@thomasturner6980]

Yes, the 10 o'clock news always has the best comedy

[@louisirvinelim]

OMG I WOKE UP TO THIS I CAN'T BREATHE I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOOOOOO LONG REPEATING THE OLD EPISODES OVER AND OVER TIME AFTER TIME

[@evanemanuel7824]

I need this EVERYWEEK!!!

[@CreativeC13]

This is definitely my favorite CH thing

[@d.b.scoville]

I'm so happy that you brought this back!

[@jadnee]

Yes finally more. These are so good

[@MrSnappyG]

OMG! You guys need to make many many more of these!🤣

[@aleynak2014]

I remember being in a biology exam once and there was a question about dolphins I guess, so what does my brain do ? No, no, it doesn't make me remember what I studied , no, it starts playing taos dolphin noises. Thank you, tao.

[@athanasiosdemertzis8847]

I think that I speak from everybody when I say: "We want those dolphin sounds as either a ringtone or message notifications. Maybe they can be used for the alarm clock as well?"

[@TheBoyWithTheToast]

Please please PLEASE keep making more of these

[@DestinyHelena]

Ugh can there be more of these, they’re the funniest thing 😂😂😂

[@JammaKid123]

The best one by far! WE WANT MORE!

[@bubzilla6137]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE!!!! This is my absolute favorite series, my favorite thing you do, and I missed it! Thanks for finally doing it again. I like most of your other stuff too, but this is your absolute funniest material, in my opinion! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[@anthuwuny]

Really needed this. Thank you

[@headlesswork]

for the love of god PLEASE do more of these!!!!

[@christyes3733]

That went from dolphin news to hyena news real quick

[@MJGalvanMusic]

Please. Make a million more of these.

[@memorless]

more of this, PLEASE !

[@natehall]

Make more of these!! Best segment!

[@phitowns]

I need more of these

[@M3GAK1W1]

One of my favorite series ever

[@zorbratron]

The new guys are bloody funny. Great work guys

[@WhiskeyBrewer]

Im so happy this is back

[@amlbone]

So happy this is back

[@AlexanderTeno]

I very much wish these were produced weekly

[@Felarchy]

I appreciated the dolphin news! Very informative!

[@awesomelimited1679]

This is my favorite show

[@macmac_]

ITS BACK BBY

[@panasit]

I don't know why, I always play along to these and try not to laugh.

[@micaelasilvadiaz]

More of this please! Thanks!

[@izumikosuzuhara1429]

this is probably my favorite video on youtube 😂

[@bighoodie4315]

*crying. Real tears. They must truely try*

[@conradcooper2710]

Yes! This series is amazing.

[@danceforlove12]

i really need more of these

[@meloD30]

Raph, in a Don't Laugh challenge? CH, please confirm he survived this.

[@campasano1217]

More of this... I've been waiting