The Dream Team [Ephemeral Rift] [ASMR]

[@DougTheFresh]

This is perfect. The two ASMR guys that got their names from the Xbox gamertag generator.

[@barkus1626]

Mamadou Buttpits-McGee Comment of the Year

[@dimez3702]

Mamadou Buttpits-McGee yo

[@a7jsdp0z672nf]

Lmao, is that actually true? Would make sense.

[@anonanon6522]

Mamadou Buttpits-McGee How do they get good names? You usually get bullshit like 'FunkyToe' or 'HairyNipple'

[@fatjuicytaco]

Anon Anon i got CateredSwine11 😤

[@lv3149]

"We have over a 10% success rate." "Which is actually pretty high if you think about it." Hahahaha wow

[@CodyJBriscoe]

This was the weirdest episode of American Horror Story: Hotel I've ever seen.

[@MsYunaFires]

+Cody Briscoe Oh, man, imagining them as ghosts who just want to help every guest relax and sleep well is the best headcanon. March avoids them, simply because they confuse him; Hypodermic Sally adores them... Okay I'd better stop before I write up a whole fic.

[@elderknights7882]

+yunafires holy shit please write a fic about it, it sounds fuckin wicked

[@mr.sandmanz3600]

😂😂😂

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

2 ASMR behemoths, pooling their brains to come up with this delightfully playful piece for the entire community. Really excellent work, thank you both so much.

[@ethanbennink7680]

No offense but I was on your video and I saw this bad boy and had to click. Then went back to yours to sleep because this just made me laugh

[@acheron6110]

Agreed. This was a well articulated video.

[@YaBoiBoris]

You know what’s funny you call them behemoths even though your channel is now currently bigger then at least one of them

[@BRONCOBOY7575]

Even reading this niggas comments gave me ASMR 😂😂😭

[@TheMaster9583]

This intro was possibly one of the greatest things I have ever seen

[@joegrimes9232]

I'm trying to sleep, but I keep laughing my ass off. This is very dry humored and I love it

[@joegrimes9232]

Also watching these two keep up with each others humour is great. Ephem with his backhand, off the cuff , deadpan absurdity or Phoenician's Straightman delivery and rationale. Give you two a sketch show outside of ASMR and I can see a great off beat comedy. You guys would like UK's league of gentlemen, or psychoville, sitcoms\sketchshows with a dark twist and lovecraft and stephen king twists. You are so talented you could reach a wider audience. I know friends who watch this purely for the comedy

[@PhoenicianSailor]

You referenced two of my favorite shows and authors in one comment. Thank you!

[@KristaDLee]

Top 5 greatest things in the world: 5. Scissors slicing straight through wrapping paper 4. Waking up and realizing you have plenty of time to fall back asleep 3. Bubblewrap 2. Dogs 1. Phoenician Sailor & Ephemeral Rift's passive aggressive bickering

[@placeholder8647]

lol I could tell this was right before Christmas xD. I do agree tho

[@sebastianmujica3960]

@@placeholder8647 cats*

[@zebruh2794]

@sebastian mujica dogs**

[@nikh7222]

@@zebruh2794cats ***

[@zebruh2794]

@@nikh7222 dogs**

[@ShazyShaze]

The world hasn't seen such chemistry since the 19th century. Godspeed, gentlemen

[@stevenarvizu3602]

Godspeed is a farewell for people traveling somewhere was that like an attempt at like a classy sign off

[@TonyUchima]

+Steven Arvizu Then it's appropriate, these guys are goin' places.

[@Bielocke]

+Jack Sider nice comeback

[@thecourierNCR]

You huts should start a comedy podcast. Or an asmr podcast. Just talk about stuff. You guys are so naturally funny.

[@thecourierNCR]

You *guys

[@LordFlaggy]

this is a great idea and would be totally awesome

[@alijoc]

yes, this NEEDS to happen

[@JunpeiIori]

This is probably the best production value in literally all of ASMR.

[@jonj1361]

Well in terms of production value as in a budget, ephemeral rifts props sometimes cost quite a bit and Massage ASMRs audio setup is insanely good.

[@axeman1314]

ASMR atlas would like a word. 😉

[@TimSter15]

These two separately are the finest actors I think in ASMR. As as duo, they make the ideal, perfect, unchangeable ASMR comedy duo. :D

[@JMBAD_art]

A dream team, if you will?

[@TimSter15]

JMBAD Exactly ;)

[@WanderingWhispers]

"Copyright nonexistent , as we do not recognize the ability of any government agency to police the traffic of ideas" You two are just too awesome!

[@WanderingWhispers]

It is funny and relaxing well shot, very cinematic! Wonderful job

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Wandering Whispers thank you sir!

[@jasonvegan5761]

2 people accidentally hit the dislike button instead of the like. Small phone, chubby fingers, it happens. Because nobody could ever dislike this collab!!!

[@vonmillermillerlight58klub11]

17 Clumsy people

[@zdreamerz1436]

20 clumsy people.

[@RRTSMPlayz]

95 clumsy people

[@texugo_branco]

93 clusmy people

[@SignalDropASMR]

This is all sorts of amazing. Can't over it. xD Like ASMR Clerks. Epic.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Signal Drop ASMR hehe, thanks. A good time was had by all :)

[@TyroneBruinsmaFilms]

I don't think I will ever stop saying this but: Phoenician Sailor and Ephemeral Rift need to create an original feature film: they have the tools, the talent and the audience. Phoenician Sailor/Ephemeral Rift Movie: let's make it happen

[@salvosamurai9919]

Its been 5 years I forgot to turn auto play off. Did it happen?

[@deemtown7668]

I love how a priest has two tattoos on both arms

[@incrediblyundeniable2326]

He's from wrong side of the rift

[@AAAAAMMM]

Deem Town also liked that he was literally satan at the end

[@theroyalcourt8225]

Deem Town It's also funny that Ephermal played the priest, even though he's atheist

[@jeg312]

Doctor: Can I ask your wife's name? What's your name? Wife: Harambe Father: That's a beautiful name.

[@zebruh2794]

@Jeg, ah yes the three holy sprits, doctor, wife and father

[@beaker130]

I enjoyed watching this too much to fall asleep to it. Also, I'm getting a major "Dr. House" vibe from Phoenician Sailor in this one.

[@SebastianConcepcion]

pretty sure that was completely intentional

[@BuftyFufties]

"We're not doing any of that reiki... stuff, it's not our job" 5 minutes later "Just imagine that I'm removing all of that stress'" A Dream Team indeed

[@Neoqpa]

A priest and his friend, with suitcases filled with weird stuff, renting a hotel room, talking to a plush bunny on camera. That's the quality content I expect from this site! :D Great video! p.s. @32:00 would make a great gif out of context.

[@thelastpresgrave5419]

Uncle- I mean.. Father E: "he's in a rem state..." Dr. Prince: "he's in a rip state." this is quite possibly the funniest dry humor line i've ever heard.

[@KilVall]

I think this is the best ASMR roleplay I've ever seen, but after flushing the rabbit in the toilet I wasn't triggered any more: I don't know who else has had the same experience, but I found the content excellent and the ASMR very inconsistent. I'd love to see you guys continue this as a series or do similar things, you have great chemistry.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Logan Kilpela thanks Logan! I love working with him.

[@stevenarvizu3602]

I just gave them my credit card # and my fingerprints I'm pretty sure I just got robbed

[@peacefulmindasmrtist]

I commented on ER's video too, but this was perfection. Cinematic , comedic, and inspiring. Thank you for sharing this with us all!

[@oreninja]

This was literally like watching a movie. So freaking amazing.

[@goddessnocturnas]

I. Can't. Even... You two are trouble, and thank the gods for that! I can't say this is ASMR so much as just next level mad scientist genius. The D&D-esque scene? Pretty sure I'm dead after that. The way you guys play off each other... Amaze... Please please post a blooper reel. There had to be fits of laughter while making this and I'm dying to see it! 😄 Thanks for a great video guys! ❤️

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+~*Kristiyn*~ it's coming, promise!

[@naterk9460]

"The eye is very sensitive, especially to needles." That kind of knowledge is why he's the doctor and I'm the patient

[@donereasoning6134]

This thing plays like a suspense Tarantino dialogue sequence.

[@jollyleprechaun5436]

These videos always have really great production value on top of being relaxing. Good Job! You and Rift have great chemistry.

[@isaiahfouse2677]

That ending was hilarious "fiiiiiine I'll just go get a cheese sandwich"

[@coolhand1315]

This is the very definition of quality content, you guys never fail to raise the bar. Kudos, here's to more amazing videos.

[@DruidBarbariansCampfire]

Had to pause to giggle hysterically. This is... wow.

[@norabbits]

This killed me, the scam.. omg I'm screaming

[@Silkie_Dragon]

I felt like throughout this vid that this felt wrong😂 the doctor literally stole the bunnies identity and the man of the cloth literally has in his briefcase everything for a hostage taking😂

[@MrFlyersfan28]

The intro😂

[@rickyday2655]

I love how it took the bunny 10 minutes to make it to the phone

[@TheBoyBK585]

MrFlyersfan28 Call (555) 777-29316789 I fucking died.

[@its_kweef]

Please my friend, I must see another collab! You guys are my favorite together, love the dream team.

[@tomodwyer7989]

Phoenician Sailor reminds me so much of Dr. Gregory House MD in this video Lol. with the blazer and the trainers and everything ahah.

[@MGInvesting]

He always has.

[@Uploaded1995]

Compared to most other ASMR-artists out there, the stuff you guys make together is so next level, it's basically on another planet.

[@mudgie0205]

This is some professional grade ASMR right here! You're awesome :D

[@jaydemuntrehal989]

Been watching this video for years. Love Ephemeral and Phoenician together

[@end.olives]

Rewatching it feels weird. Like either ER is extremely good at acting or he was kind of fed up and pissed on this one. I dont mean to meddle too much because i love both of them, but i feel like there was lots of behind the scenes problems (which is sort of the magic of this one since it was kind of a self-aware joke Ie : ER as a priest). The fact that they've done another video that just never got to see the light of day aswell which was supposed to be something really big. Phoenician sailor's got that perfeccionist ocd which is very unlike ER's spontaneous performances. I need to rewatch the zombie one they did together again. Hope they are still friends, they are both too cool!

[@end.olives]

Actually watching the outtakes for this one makes me belive more that ER is just outstanding as an actor, he nailed every micro agression body language LOL

[@zetagray2832]

Finally reunited just make every video with sailor

[@brandonandalexander]

Haha the low key beard contest!

[@erikvaladez1330]

The meta of asmr where someone walks in on 2 middle aged men whispering into a camera in a hotel room...

[@kennethtalbott3403]

my two favorite people on KZbin uuhgghh

[@kennethtalbott3403]

wait wow this is so good, congrats!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Kenneth Talbott thank you!

[@saint999]

Had to revisit this gem 😤 This video is a banger, even though it's years old lol

[@comradebaby6626]

Best thing to stumble upon (unusually) this morning. So good. I never knew you did vids together!

[@ryancorbitt]

Complete Mastery of such a strange and misunderstood art form and at the length of a feature film

[@Ophelia11]

Over a year later and this is still simply the best! /Tina Turner I hope you two plan to collaborate again...and again and again. :) Thanks for all you do and Happy New Year!

[@satsukishan]

This-- This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. I've lost count of how many times I've lost it with laughter during this video; particularly the Ghostbusters style commercial and just the opening in general. I love the elements of humour weaving in between the relaxation. Your dynamic together is very special and a joy to watch. Aaah, I'm just a big fan of you two! :D

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+satsukishan thank you!

[@halforrester6827]

I just can't fall asleep to this one lol. I can't stop laughing.

[@konradk1445]

The fact that you're using D10s to play what I presume is D&D (Judging by the Eberron handbook) is slightly unsettling.

[@owenfitzgerald1010]

I have no idea how I'm just seeing this. But this is ASMR AND comedic gold. Your ability to bounce back and forth with improv is amazing!

[@Fallout3131]

They start by saying they have had lots of legal trouble then ask my social security number haha

[@EllaStone]

I had never heard Paul's voice, omg SO NICE

[@flameshot4798]

“He’s in a ‘R.I.P.’ state.” That was great.🤣

[@galacon28]

The fact that you rented a hotel room, used animal puppets and a commercial in the beginning was pretty great. It's like watching one of those 70s action tv shows except with you guys. Always keep it up this is pretty great.

[@user-xk2st7fd1f]

Well I ship it.

[@captainhwdie2888]

Ship it like FedEx

[@MunchkinJax]

High Impact Sexual Violence on a luxury cruise

[@PattyDLuffy]

ME TOO!!!!!!!

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Don't you dare!!

[@dietlmej]

I had already watched this on Ephemeral Rift's Channel. But came over to give you a view and a thumbs up because you deserve it as well. You guys do great work. Thank you for the relaxation. I slept very well.

[@HavokBlades]

The quality from you guys are both so amazing. Love the dry humor. Well done to all involved!

[@urara1966]

This is great. Yes, they are good.

[@zetagray2832]

yes they are but that poor rabbit

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Urara1966 ASMR right back at you, Sir Urara!

[@iamjakerider]

Magnificent work gentlemen. Your collabs and your individual works are beyond inspiring.

[@placeholder8647]

all types of work went into this, it's great

[@schalasmagic]

The "jacuzzi" part made me laugh til tears came out. Didn't expect that.

[@hannahh8696]

Fantastic work. Thank you.

[@SammiLoree]

This reminded me of Du Hast a little bit haha excellent video!!

[@nfc598]

oh my gosh, that ending!

[@hughbriss387]

The joy of waking up to find that THIS is finally out is matched only by the frustration of having to go to work and not being able to watch it all until tonight. You two are getting SO GOOD at this.

[@richardohowell3568]

I'm a lurker. I've never commented, but the caliber of this video was so far beyond what I am used to seeing in the ASMR community I had to tell you. So bravo! This is a masterpiece.

[@megarawatson4741]

Such powerful dynamic duo. Tingles everywhere!!!!

[@BlueJaybeeBird]

Merry Christmas to me!!! This is pure genius. Thanks so much!

[@BittenByFate]

I don’t know why it’s taken me over two years to find this video, but god bless you two incredible gentlemen. 😂😂😂 We do not deserve this dream team. Truly. 😂❤️ I came for ASMR and left laughing my butt off at the passive aggressive rambling between the two of you. 😂

[@asmrscrunchsoftingles]

This was so funny and relaxing. I love y'all together. Thanks for the tingles.

[@LolaBlack]

This is soothing and hilarious, how dare you?! It's amazing! Thank you, guys. Love the collaborations, love them!

[@asmrboyx]

I admire both of you guys so much and to see you both together in one video ... is amazing :)

[@ChilledAlmondJelly]

you guys improv together so well...your acting chemistry is on point

[@matthewsaxon3038]

This might be my favourite ASMR video of all time. Puts a smile on my face even all these years later.

[@bm6267]

The comedic timing in this is amazing!

[@shetwizard]

I love that drastic ass tonal shift when the intro stops and the asmr begins

[@alloyplate9308]

how dafuq can you do this with a straight face xD great job

[@dimez3702]

Alloy Plate they're both asmrtist they do this all the time

[@crimsenphoenix]

is it me or does phenician sailor look a bit like Dr House.

[@hollybear198]

Hi again, Phoenician Sailor! I know I haven't commented on one of your videos in a while, but I just wanted to take some time out my day to say that this really is the best collaboration I've seen!! :) You and Ephemeral Rift seem to team up really well, no matter what you're creating together. I love the creatively and intellectually-oriented sides of this video equally, and think that you guys struck a really nice balance between playfulness and some more macabre subjects. Nice work! :) I always look forward to the material that you put out, and hope to see more in the future!

[@xCommonViewerx]

You two need a collaborative channel dedicated to non-asmr sketch comedy.

[@rubys.shibanigans]

All I could think is poor bunny. :(

[@nolawest5183]

lololol~~~~

[@CodeSantos]

Just came from Uncle E's channel. Great work! Wanted to make sure I came by and subbed and liked the video to show my support!

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Code Santos thank you!

[@ahanemone]

My whole life I had no idea how much I needed this video

[@izzys4810]

*hears the music in the beginning* Me: Creepy guy from Buzzfeed?

[@RenkoBernkastel]

You two must have had so much fun making this masterpiece.

[@PhoenicianSailor]

+Lunasa Prismriver it's been a blast every time. He's too funny for his own good!

[@kennynitro17]

More like the Hot Dads. Jesus christ

[@PhotosAnonymous]

did anyone just DIE laughing at the dungeons and dragons thing?

[@Inkwell_Music]

Phonecian is an amazing dm, I’d love to play at his games

[@racinrick2538]

Both beards together could probably cure...sleep....something what ever nice job.

[@arashikishu000]

Love love love the humor at the beginning. Awesome collab!! 😂

[@nleehaymond]

Y'all went so long without editing another take in. Wonderful acting! I've watched both of y'all's channels for so long I don't know _HOW_ I haven't found this before.

[@tashiak3169]

Good lord I don't know how I've missed this all this time but I'm glad I found it today. I have not stopped laughing 😂 Fantastic content fellas!

[@TheNatalie47932]

omg you guys are the bomb! haha the intro gives me life!!

[@Myoron]

Alright, that was just funny. Great job, guys

[@BriRog68]

Who's here in 2024? Man these were the glory days of ASMR. What a team these guys made👏👏💯💯💯💯

[@madgrenade2165]

@@BriRog68 I feel like these all disappeared? Agreed, legendary team!

[@talagarrison6333]

duuuude this made me fall asleep so fast it was good you should make another one

[@GemmaSl]

I can see you two playing together as kids :)

[@TiffaniBlackburn]

You two are HILARIOUS!! Great video!! 😂

[@zackc3018]

The intro was amazing, you pair are a great duo