The Binaural Doctor: A Hypochondriac's Housecall [ASMR]

[@TheChach]

"my beard is sterile... just like me" caught me way off guard

[@pom8814]

him: gimme what you got me: headache him: headache nice

[@mlgesuschrist5518]

Now I aint gay, but he making a lot of eye contact and I aint looking away

[@Frank-vc3wi]

you wearin socks dog?

[@zebruh2794]

@MLGesus Christ, I ain’t gay either but I would mind if he role play a overprotective, jealous boyfriend who is a police officer.

[@buppigschnoybig9068]

ZeXplain 1 Insert oh nigga you gay meme her

[@foodllover1]

Fellas, is it gay to make eye contact?

[@Yume2oo5]

In this time period absolutely normal! 😌☝🏻🏳️‍🌈

[@mikemorr100]

Probably one of the best actors in this community. Fantastic camera work and lighting too!

[@Calpsotoma]

mikemorr100 if he had ASMRMassage's audio and ER's props, he would be unstoppable.

[@RubLox_Live]

Calpsotoma he doesnt have both of those already?

[@wilhelmu]

I don't see a beak there

[@KilurDragon]

NathanRomml XD

[@KilurDragon]

NathanRomml Sexy Dr Corvous Clemmons 😂😃😂🤣😆😀

[@TheyseekherthereASMR]

Color grading on this video: A+ Over an hour of quality content: A+ Leading us on a rollercoaster of emotions that made me relaxed, slightly disturbed, and then laugh out loud by the end: A+ ?? In all seriousness, excellent video. :)

[@Snapjinx]

"It may not look like I'm looking in your ears, but I assure you I am." The laughs always catch me by surprise in your videos but they're always so good. XD

[@asmrody]

3:36 I have a condition that causes me to teleport while simultaneously losing my glasses.

[@graywolf6430]

"My beard is sterile" immediately started laughing

[@AuricomSystems]

That is a HELL of a voice. Dang. I don't usually get tingles from guy's voices but I am here.

[@ahtaimo]

"Whipple's Disease" at 12:01 and the hand gesture... got it in one. I've grown very fond of the pacing, subtlety, intimacy, intelligence, and humour of your work. I find that my responses to your videos seem to match my natural ASMR experience from non-video life if that makes any sense. Spontaneous responses that result from context as opposed to the relentless "TINGLES TINGLES TINGLES! The Burn Out!" kind of ASMR videos. Thank you.

[@nondescriptbeing5944]

I hope he saw this.

[@ArticulateDesignASMR]

Absolutely incredible buddy. I have no idea how on earth you create sound and visuals like this but coupled with your incredible talent to act and deliver inside an asmr shell, it's just truly mind blowing. I did actually do a double take when you pulled out that tea though...

[@thefriendlyvoid731]

Articulate Design ASMR you do great content too friend

[@DonnaASMR]

Not only do I love the effort you put into your videos, but I absolutely adore your color grading!

[@cassplayer22]

His face is so versatile. I'm shook.

[@lolololollo5377]

anybody else watch these videos in chunks over the week? i keep falling asleep but the quality is so good i wanna see the whole video!

[@cjloud01]

I came here to fall asleep but after seeing all these thirsty comments I've never been more *woke*

[@lavenderswallowtail]

Cj Loud yaaaaas

[@galaxygamer299]

Cj Loud same

[@DarkMightDemon]

1% of the comments are cat calling PS 49% of comments are compliments 50% of comments are complaining about the "numerous" dirty comments

[@Calpsotoma]

DarkMightDemon There were more before. I think he may have culled them. Or they got downvoted to oblivion.

[@juliaparker9002]

*accidentally skips forward 10 seconds* "Numbness in the thumb?" Yes doctor, it's quite debilitating. Really keeps me from doing everyday activities.

[@MK-iw8ss]

Julia Parker you'd be surprised, the opposable thumb is the function that allowed humans to make and operate simple tools, so impaired function would be pretty taxing on everyday life

[@wilhelmu]

especially if your job requires you to have all your fingers operational! Imagine a surgeon who can't hold the knife!

[@TheCompleteMental]

You look and sound like the main character of a ubisoft game, the old ones, the good ones

[@kenzotoda5278]

*Adam Jensen intensifies*

[@agamerlord9560]

That's actually Aiden Peirce

[@user-oz3wg2uh2v]

I think about this comment almost every time i watch one of his videos 😂😂

[@loganwelton5352]

Try not to blin- *blinks*

[@kevinmoorejr3165]

"Ah haha, you woke up" Yes and apparently you got a haircut, a new pair of glasses and office since I fell asleep...naps am I right?

[@spitsomefire364]

That's not an office, that's your house. I guess you got a new house while napping

[@seraupilina_4960]

The beard rubbing part is hilarious "My beard is sterile....just like me" 😂😂😂

[@zeusethedogzeusethedog7276]

I didn't know my doctor was Mr. Jefferson.

[@ncrveteranranger2483]

Holy crap your right.

[@captnebulace]

ZeuseTheDog ZeusetheDog oh my gosh!

[@BurningBrightMonster]

Is this a hint for him to do a part three of his Life is Strange videos? Because I would fully endorse this

[@twproductions7927]

Glitched Punk What more could he do with the Mr. Jefferson character ya think?

[@aleksijevujovic7262]

*MR JEFFERSON WELCOME HOOOOOME!*

[@pizzagotpunk]

Literally a minute into the video and I just have to comment about the color grading because it's wonderful, 110%. Edit: A whole three minutes in and oH MY LORD THE CAMERA QUALITY. THIS IS ALL SO GREAT AND I'VE BARELY STARTED.

[@Calpsotoma]

PizzaGotPunk He did a vid about his editing process and how he makes it look so nice. You should check it out.

[@pizzagotpunk]

Calpsotoma Thank you!

[@PikaPower-ig5po]

PizzaGotPunk that moment when you realize you are an idiot and didn't notice the grandiant

[@pizzagotpunk]

PikaPower2015 I didn't, you're right! It's so good though!!!

[@user-tw2ij7ss2t]

"My beard is sterile.....just like me..." HOLY

[@WhisperAudiosASMR]

I came here to write a comment....but there are no words to how perfect this video is 👌

[@themichael8116]

WhisperAudios ASMR - Except perfect by what you said. XD

[@robertstan298]

Mindfuck!

[@madiichan1486]

I just came to the comments for time stamps. Instead I'm scarred.

[@Qwesesss]

Is just me getting "younger version of House M.D." vibe from him?

[@lfreeman3901]

BB omg yes!! Totally ☺

[@crystalcara02]

An hour & 22 minutes! What did we do to deserve this?! Btw, I really admire your diction/eloquent verbiage. I hope to reach this level of effortless intelligence someday.

[@00britney]

your videos are so beautifully produced, i feel like i'm watching a movie. you're legit the most professional asmr-tist out there. you can feel deeply appreciated :)

[@qdkdicja10]

I love love love your voice and find your accent so soothing. I absolutely love your videos-not only do they never fail to make me relax and get some great night sleep but they also have the highest quality. Thank you for your uploads and devotion to the ASMR community.

[@Cedestra]

I like how you added a common issue, doctor's getting hypochondria, into this video. Well done as always.

[@watkataler3961]

Speaking of doctor, you kinda look like David Tennant mostly the hair, just me?

[@sassssykat]

Watka Taler Definitely! I was thinking the same thing!

[@savvie81]

Watka Taler I've literally just commented saying he could pull it off 😂

[@LavenderRavens]

It's the face shape plus the hair I think

[@bloodyswordswoman16]

Agreed!

[@D34THC10CK]

The hair and the glasses, kinda looks like Tennant in Broadchurch

[@hotlover000000000000]

"The answer is of course my beard is sterile. ... ... ...just like me."

[@samanthaprovince1083]

i'm so curious about what you do for a living? your voice is so soothing and i love all the variety of different videos... thank you for the effort and excellent quality content that you put out, the effort is greatly appreciated!

[@jeremymac9017]

I love the color grading of your videos, it's really impressive.

[@elsenagel3817]

I love the intellectual quality of all of your videos, i learn something new with each one i watch. it's like speaking with a mentor, and it calms me down at the same time, ( I have PTSD)

[@Greysona]

me: doctor i am bleeding from my eyes PS: well, that's relatively normal. not common, but normal.

[@HelaFortuna]

I really enjoy the effort put in to the visuals and props! A lot of asmr videos I watch are mostly audio-oriented, which is fine, but this was a nice change of pace :)

[@HelaFortuna]

Also omg haha "Of course my beard is sterile... Just like me"

[@fishbonesinc]

I feel like it says something about the industry that Pho can play so many game and movie/TV show characters without needing to really change his appearance at all.

[@AfroJd]

Tbf to ps, he puts a lot of work into the production behind his videos. I'm sure there's a lot of makeup/hair cutting ect that went into the making of this video.

[@Calpsotoma]

Fishbones Or he only picks characters he looks like or creates his own

[@TheLuigiCannon]

"You woke up" Ya I was trying to sleep but then got a notification for this video, geez

[@IntergaIactico]

It would been funny if he ends it with "Alright, I've got some good news and bad news, the good news is we'll be naming a disease after you"

[@oceanman2028]

I like how he uses a HUMAN perspective when he talks about the symptoms, I wish my doctor did this.

[@brianjackson529]

Holy crappie, there was a lot of work that went into this! Your production values are ridiculous, man! It's less like watching ASMR than watching a legit movie! (it was basically as long as a movie, too!) Super relaxing as well, btw (even with all the alarming diagnoses). The moment you started whispering, I was reduced to a puddle of tingles!

[@wilhelmu]

"Your body is like Stalingrad" top 10 compliments

[@thefriendlyvoid731]

Hey @Phoenician Sailor, long time listener first time caller; I've been a fan of yours for awhile and I've definitely made use of your content to help me sleep, relax, and work. I appreciate the time you put in for us and I hope your schedule will have space for more uploads in the future, but please always take care of you and yours first! I do want to make a request; I love "The Wasteland" and all of T.S. Elliot's work, and I'd love to hear you do a recitation, or perhaps a roleplay based on one of his smaller poems; I was thinking it'd be pretty easy to do "Portrait of a Lady", with sounds from a hat, some fake flowers for the lily stalks, some of the dialogue lifted from the poem. Regardless if you do any of that or not, love your content man, thanks for doing what you do!

[@Calpsotoma]

Clarence Did you just say that because you know that's a thing people say on call in shows?

[@thefriendlyvoid731]

I'm old enough to have heard it on the radio my friend

[@jw4406]

Clarence I caught the reference too my friend

[@deadlikeyourdreams]

Clarence, that was very classy a reply, my friend. Not taking the bait and remaining calm and polite... I tip my hat off to you. And I too would love for PS to try and tackle Elliot... 'Wasteland' would truly be perfect.

[@sebastienpoirier1797]

I think he should do a tattoo artist video, I have a few tattoos and I'd love to see an asmr video about it

[@Keryusupercoologuy]

Well, I'm glad to know that it's nothing *too* serious.

[@delaneym.7412]

I'm just patiently waiting for some big TV producer/casting director to stumble across your channel and see what a brilliant actor you are. I mean damn, to see you on a real show would be an absolute dream come true. You're a truly amazing actor, truly believable in all the characters you play, and above all- very, very, relaxing. Excellent work once again, Mr. Sailor.

[@yeet9258]

"You're not jamming paperclips into your ears?" Not this time. A friendly, undead doctor advised that was probably a bad idea. Along with rubber bands.

[@MagicalNadie]

Yessss!! Your original Binaural Doctor roleplay is probably my most-watched ASMR video of all time-- nothing sends me to sleep just like it. So excited to see a sequel :) love you PS, please never stop doing what you're doing.

[@Flevir]

Hey, I remember you talking about doing this on the Ephemradio Podcast! Ya know, revisiting scenarios and characters, letting them grow a little more. Awesome, I've been really looking forward to this!

[@MegaCocacolafan]

I saw that podcast. Other thing he's doing that he mentioned was he has alot of parts ones that don't have part twos. Last 2 videos have been part twos.

[@Marispider]

"My beard is sterile... just like me..." I have to admit I snorted at that

[@RoseDubs]

I wanted to fall asleep but I couldn't stop looking at you aggghhhhh

[@IllHandleThis]

You should seriously create a video roleplaying as Chuck from Supernatural. Pretty sure that would be everything.

[@TheAlexandra211]

Becca Holy fuck I didn't know I needed this. But I definitely do

[@savvie81]

Becca Hell yes!!

[@el7651]

Becca yess

[@moedabro881]

Becca the typewriter too

[@blueriver.]

HECK THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA

[@MilaJoanna]

relaxing until 53:10 segment... well... that escalated quickly. o_0

[@doomsdimension1663]

You have such a soothing and kind voice

[@felicityfortuna]

Three videos in three weeks? God, we're spoiled AF.

[@LittyGhoul]

Can the comments section tell me why he has The best sets, acting and sound quality compare to all other asmr KZbinrs, but still doesn't even hit a million views on. A video... He deserves WAY more recognition

[@bryanwan6169]

HOLY SHIT PERFECT TIMING GOOD SIR YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY

[@tonymilam206]

True story: I am currently battling pancreatic cancer, and I reside in an assisted living facility. A while back, I told the nurse about some edema in my feet and ankles. She made an appointment for me at my doctor's office. The doc sees me and asks me why I think I have a demon in my feet! Bewildered, we finally realized that the nurse had misunderstood what I had said!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@pomdeterre]

I'm so impressed by the quality of your work. Thanks for putting in the time. It is greatly appreciated.

[@mariidivine7413]

Amazing quality! 😄 I need more of you. 👼

[@Nyurufu]

My wish is that, one day, this good doctor and ER's beloved Plague Doctor will do a collaboration.

[@fieldsofmercury1291]

I think this video will be helpful to many people. Ive always enjoyed your enunciation and tambr. You know your craft quite well sir.

[@flixnchills]

Healer, heal thyself!

[@vinbergman]

I love you Netflix & Chills ASMR!!! I love you too Phoenician Sailor!!!

[@flixnchills]

vinbergman appreciate you very much!

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

Netflix & Chills ASMR Judging by your thumbnails, it looks like your videos are quality! Gonna check you out later

[@vinbergman]

Eshia Blanton: You won't regret it. I've always been his fan.

[@eshiadeserriere8913]

This might actually be the best ASMR video I've ever experienced

[@perfectlyprejudice7530]

This lighting is AMAZING

[@twproductions7927]

You are a true master in the art of film, sir.

[@Raekin17]

The ramblings and your cadences are totally Jeff Goldblaum

[@KilurDragon]

Your voice is so calming. I recognize your voice in a video from ER's channel. Happy to put a face to the soothing, strong, and hypnotic voice. Joined the PS Team

[@ghada7nassr]

This video is absolutely beautiful the lighting and great sound quality. Everything in it is so perfect. Thank you so much for your hard work. You are appreciated! 🌷🌷

[@ScaleyBananas]

Everything you make is of such amazing quality. I hope you know just how much your subscribers love the content you make! So relaxing

[@jpspillz9218]

A trump ad played before this and I didn’t skip it because I liked the thought of taking money from trump and giving it to this guy.

[@happylidlcloud]

i was sleeping like a god church.

[@leafia133]

So we going to just skip the whole him being sterile part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SPACECATIZZY]

Cole.Finnegan is he actually sterile?

[@leafia133]

CodCoolerYT I don't know 😂😂😂 most likely not it just a character

[@oliverjamesatkinson]

He has at least one child

[@ayyylien7066]

Wow, your voice is so soothing and this seriously helped my health anxiety so much! Thank you!

[@mishupotato8904]

This housecall was a rollercoaster of emotions

[@TheDollyGeek]

Off topic but your lighting skills are amazing

[@AlternateTheOG]

You know, without the glasses and replaced the doctors coat with a suit and tie, I could see you as a cool version of Doctor Who

[@vanpiisu88]

Best doctor ever

[@auctoritate8254]

Speaking of doctor, you really look like David Tenant in this thumbnail.

[@lauralara6100]

Doc, I get the feeling that you make fun of my anxiety

[@SleepingPearlASMR]

Your grading is just perfection.

[@VisardKing]

So if I keep saying I'm sick, I'll get these tingles ? Guess im really going to develop hypochondriac habits

[@Tripfromfacade]

seeing a new vid from you is like the second coming of Christ

[@bardia8905]

One of the best ones so far. Amazing vid Sailor

[@slashersize]

The fresh Doc of Phoenicair

[@FerylMusic]

This is sooooooo good, medical checkups are my favourite, and you're an incredible ASMRtist :)

[@tautol0gy]

on this episode of house

[@blueriver.]

Holy heck this is brilliant you creative geniusssss

[@KingNORTH2020]

I love this video! This is a good relaxation video that I used to write a paper and it was just an amazing sense of calm voices, nice sounds to study with and overall just a great sense of ASMR. Good job! :D

[@SilverAppleStock]

It's ridiculous how much I needed this right now, thank you! Your videos never fail to relax me!

[@Ambanoid]

My beard is sterile... Just like me. lul

[@hannahh8696]

Wonderful, relaxing. Appreciate the humour. "They're all very expensive."

[@esotericjebist3921]

Tfw you wake up and see somebody watching you.

[@madamimadam5269]

Excellent as usual, your videos are quite unique. Great work

[@ZombieDragQueen]

Give it to me straight, doc. Is it lupus? Oh my god, it's lupus, isn't it?

[@chefmittens3056]

You are extremely funny :) I love how subtle you are with the humor in your videos. Thank you :D

[@rogerm.m8162]

perfect men don't exi-

[@denissnotdead6971]

Omg I love you man. Yesterday I was checking The Binaural Doctor and today The Binaural Doctor II apeared. Thank you!