The Dumbest Ways MMA Fighters Have Injured Themselves

[@Killerbam123]

“Page Vanzants foot” - “settle down” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@TheOmegaRiddler]

Why couldn't she just do what Drew Barrymore does, and just pick stuff up with her feet.

[@kmax1223]

That got me 😂

[@backpackingtony1779]

A list like this is legally required to have Tony Ferguson on it.

[@OmnipotentSpud]

Legally. Like ya, get a ticket if you don't. There's no fine, but Tony kicks your shin.

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

@@OmnipotentSpud Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@a.r.4822]

@@ShaneMoore-p6q spam

[@erickflostar9124]

Having your nuts wrapped around a drill is beyond nightmarish

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

“There was blood and semen leaking” dudes trippin

[@learnkeys357]

I almost cried for him

[@cyrusswartz671]

That's what happens when you're brain doesn't work...like at all

[@J.C.73]

He's definitely an idiot...Ashamed to be from Arkansas now.😅

[@AH-vr1ix]

"He drilled his nuts up, what an idiot. He's an idiot!" 16:12

[@JimmySaint43]

Merab going back to the lake with fucking headgear and gloves to redeem his L cracked me up 🤣😂

[@joshwelch8199]

That Johny Walker post fight celebration was an all time classic.

[@Kolor-kode]

Merab going back to even the score with the pond 🤣

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

Bro diving into a frozen pond. Merab has balls of steel 😅

[@Goyimdemduc]

​@@WhispersOfaSilhouetteor not that clever to begin with 😂

[@CoolnessOver-vf4mm]

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to injure himself to appear on this list

[@NOT-A-Monolith]

I can imagine him looking at the video and going I'm taken all 10 spots. Like that game Skate where you injure yourself for points .😂😂

[@paligga]

I miss these jokes.

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

@@NOT-A-Monolith Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@ShaneMoore-p6q]

@@paligga Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.

[@markfrank3307]

Cowboy broke most of his ribs in that ATV accident. Later after a long hospital stay, he went to chipotle to eat. He shoulid of been on a liquid diet. He ended up puking with multiple broken ribs....

[@PhilSophia-ox7ep]

Ouch and gross. I thought I knew everything in MMA history. I never heard that Chipotle story. The morale of the story is never eat Chipotle, even with a perfectly healthy ribcage.

[@pete_smack]

@@PhilSophia-ox7epChipotle is probably the most healthy fast food restaurant you can go to. Two first names. No common sense. 😂

[@Joebobinator]

​@@PhilSophia-ox7ep He probably threw up because he was coming off of anaesthetic and ate something solid. A salad probably would have done the same.

[@PhilSophia-ox7ep]

@@Joebobinator I was just joking bro.

[@Joebobinator]

@@PhilSophia-ox7ep I figured you were but tossed in some knowledge for anyone else reading this. My dumb ass did the same thing when I got my messed up wisdom teeth taken out lol

[@Kidmma]

Ronda rousey concussion from a journey down the ol staircase gotta crack the list

[@AirLancer]

Next she'll be talking about the ol' doorknob to the eye.

[@Kidmma]

@@AirLancer roflmao

[@BrushworkNL]

Fucking coin toss between Tony busting his knee on a wire hrs before finally fightning Khabib or Walker for doing worm and causing himself a serious shoulder injury and never looking the same after it.

[@leaderofnoone9087]

I pulled my back out once sneezing too. So I understand the pain Daniel Cormier was in.

[@sahamal_savu]

It's so bad after you've already pulled your back and you keep sneezing. Cause you know you can't stop the sneeze and it's going to hurt like hell. I woke myself up out of bed one night from sneezing.

[@Rando1975]

Me too. I wasn't too bad immediately afterward, but the next morning I could barely move.

[@haggismcmutton4702]

Happened to me when I was doing squats at the gym. I squat with the bar on my shoulder, sneeze, and then have to use every bit of strength in order to rerack the bar. Gym was tiny, so I sure as fuck wasn't going to drop it because there were too many people around. I dumped that bar back on the rack and then collapsed on the floor.

[@JC-ji1hp]

I pulled my back in the middle of a Taco Bell line. I was in so much pain I blacked out standing up and when I came too I was blankly staring at the cashier not responding to a single word she said like a psycho lol.

[@Hilversumborn]

Same thing happened to an uncle of mine.

[@sixthrees333333]

Ronda rousey falling down the stairs.... Destroying her knee. Knocked herself out..... And gave herself brain damage so bad she couldn't take a punch. Legandy

[@coolunusual]

Tony the type of guy to injure himself to condition his recovery

[@dreskywalker]

Honorable Mention: Rory MacDonald slicing his hand open cutting and avocado

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

I always wince when I see people mishandle knives… oof

[@Valchrist1313]

Oh god, that made me think of of the Tito Ortiz cutting an onion 'tutorial' video.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Not an MMA fighter, but the footballer Darius Vassell, had an ingrowing toe nail, and instead of using the excellent doctors that Premier League footballers have access to, he used a masonry drill and tried to fix it himself. That went about as well as you imagine. Someone whose primary source of income in their feet, drilled a hole through his toe.

[@HoHerm]

Sounds like some sh!t straight from Alabama. Source: My grandfather 😂

[@maxiamarilla5020]

It was a drill specifically made for treating nail injuries, as these can be very painful for a long time. The DIY part was rather weird, though, idk why he would do that, but the story isn't as outlandish as it might look at first

[@C-er3ik]

Never heard of it for an ingrown nail, but pretty common to drill out a smashed nail to drain it.

[@stinkybacon2210]

Havent even seen the video yet, but i already know Bryce Mitchell is number 1 😂

[@PhilSophia-ox7ep]

I mean how could it not be. It really just sums up how dumb Bryce is.

[@C-er3ik]

Why would you comment on a video that you haven't even watched yet?

[@stinkybacon2210]

@@C-er3ik Cause i can wtf 😂

[@Pinkyyybrainn]

The guys making a prediction? Just chill

[@FingrBlastr69]

I'm confused as to what Merab thought was going to happen. Even if that pond wasn't frozen at all, I still think it looks too shallow to dive.

[@TTuxadee]

No it was Pretty deep but he just thought he would crash Through the ice

[@Night-Jester]

Gravity was never my friend - MMA Fighters

[@GM-it5rj]

This was the best video you guys have made to date.

[@Logjambam]

I feel like we shouldnt need a reminder to not put powertools near your balls but it is nice to have one

[@procow2274]

Wait what was her conditioner made of if she was worried about it breaking?

[@griffinkelly8694]

Merab is crazy lucky. People getting paralyzed diving into shallow water.

[@TheLockbeard]

I can relate to DC as I’ve injured my back years ago from a sneeze. My backs never been the same since.

[@a.r.4822]

I really need to shout out how regularly the content comes and how good the quality of your vids have been. Other MMA channels try too hard and use clickbait (of which you can then see nothing of in the video itself of course) but you guys keep delivering. Fr. Good job

[@PrincessTiffie]

Dude, catching things with me feet is a reflex. I have saved my cell phones more than once with my feet ... I've also broken several bones in my feet reflexively trying to catch cans of food, but saving the phones (back when they were fragile) saved me a lot of $$ ... and lol because it is a strange reflex🤣 Loved this video. It gave me some very needed laughs😹 Thank you,

[@jackvanlierop6090]

100%. The worst is barefoot in the kitchen dropping a knife

[@PrincessTiffie]

@@jackvanlierop6090 Never caught a knife like that, but I hacky-sacked a pair of scissors up, and they caused a small cut on my hand when I caught them🤣

[@adamran2]

MMA on point: stupid injuries Justin Gathje: Watch me backflip of the cage.

[@mayhem5235]

Dillashaw's injury really shows how incredibly unrealistic movies are when characters fall like 20 feet and catch themselves on bar. TJ is an elite athelete, only weighs like 140lb, and still couldn't handle a drop of 3 feet into water without blowing out his shoulder.

[@LgnSknks541]

4:53 Well played fellas. Got a good chuckle and rewind outta me. 😆

[@hansmatheson5976]

I’ll always remember CB Dollaway for finishing Jesse Taylor with that super cool Peruvian necktie sub.

[@thegrantula1781]

I’ve heard Big John recount the Randleman situation as such: Kevin was warming up with his crazy vertical jump warmups he always did, and pipe was sticking out on the ceiling, and he knocked him self out on the pipe 😂

[@The1DairyKing]

As someone who went to school with thug nasty I am still laughing at the cover picture for the video ahahah 😂😂😂

[@sarmadhabibkhan3036]

6:26 I don't know the name of that clause, but they should call it "The Cowboy Clause"

[@MorethanGUNZ]

15:07 What a legend for posting that and not coming up with a fake story 😂🤣

[@emrules2001]

I broke my back. My back is broken.

[@joshwelch8199]

Spinal

[@AirLancer]

@@joshwelch8199 *thpinal

[@marcodaddario3965]

Thpinal

[@a.r.4822]

I'm so proud of this comment section

[@LouisianaPaleHorse]

​@@joshwelch8199 you beat me to it

"Blood and semen leaking" is diabolical

[@taterbeard]

1:56 Dana White with his hair like this is such a mythically creepy look.

[@BComet]

More like what is still left of it.

[@skuntpunch]

The Vitor Belfort one was clearly fabricated to hide a dumber reason for getting hurt 😂

[@babyreps365]

After seventh episode of roid rage Vitor finally did something to hurt himself. Punch a window....rageeeee rarrrrrrrrrrrr😂

[@no-ml4yi]

Missed opportunity for "Bryce Mitchell's Heavy Bag"

[@tokershark1570]

12:56 “my life got flipped ,turned upside down”

[@nixonszombie]

The Low Tier God edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HoHerm]

7:40 Bro was destroying 😂

[@derekblanchard9159]

@13:35 "...that should happen to everyone that wears sunglasses indoors" 😂😂

[@TheOmegaRiddler]

So on the shoulder one with Jiri Prochazka, the shoulder was probably popped back in but in the process, tore the shoulder off the bone. This happened in WWE with Finn Balor. He took a Buckle Bomb into the barrier outside the ring and dislocated his shoulder. He popped it back in and won the match. But had to relinquish the title due to injury as he tore it off the bone.

[@kennethnoisewater4423]

yeah I'm sure Ankalaev's buddy was really trying to help the champion and not make it worse. it's not like Jiri was unable to defend his belt and Ankalaev graciously stepped in on short notice to fight for it. if that did happen that would be mighty suspicious. but it didn't.

[@funnymankenny]

​@@kennethnoisewater4423 why the hell would jiri let anyone bit a doctor do that anyways?

[@kennethnoisewater4423]

@@funnymankenny he doesn't speak Russian? intimidated? rizzed? I was surprised no one else speculated it was deliberate. "White pinned responsibility for Prochazka’s injury on the person who played doctor, saying the move “ripped the shit out of it and destroyed it".

[@hankenstein1608]

“Honestly,my god!” Is such a true reaction to the Bryce Mitchell injury lol

[@john9226]

If someone told me the drill story without mentioning details about them I’d picture someone like bryce mitchell 😂

[@Rooster0]

Was thinking Rory MacDonald injuring his hand by stabbing it while trying to cut an avocado would make this list haha

[@Rahhelthethird]

Well, at least we can definitely say that Maria is not going to get out earlier due to good behaviour.

[@jaiarrell204]

I sneezed and put my sciatic out when I was 17, stupid body. Could hardly walk for two weeks never mind trying to $hit or get into/out of bed without help. Still acts up to this day. Take care of yourselves y'all

[@tab021]

Sucks for bryce but I gotta say that's a plus for the overall gene pool of humanity

[@backbone93]

This level of hate because he doesnt believe in cartoons and you feel insulted because you do Yeah, he is smarter than you

[@Bigphilmma]

He had a kid like 2 months ago so

[@JaMeshuggah]

Ask how I know you don't have kids

[@funnymankenny]

​@@backbone93 maybe he's just calling him stupid for wrapping his nuts around a drill

[@backbone93]

Nah thats not possible Noone would react this Emotionally defensive to then say something like this because of the drill He did it because he has an emotional connection to starwars and startrek, and he doesnt like someone threaten his imagination because he doesnt like to feel like he was beeing lied too his whole life This is rational, your explanation would be irrational

[@JohnBohlo]

I bet Renan Barao, Kevin Randleman and Tony Ferguson is on here.

[@adityapaul514]

What about Brian Ortega injuring himself jumping up during the introductions of the fight against Yair and STILL winning?

[@percyp126]

Hold on I’m talking brotha

[@Haplo699g]

When I was a kid, we were playing Rugby at school, and one of my mates took a hard tackle. He was in a lot of shoulder pain, and the teacher, obviously considering himself a medical professional, decided it was a dislocated shoulder and tried to pop it back in.... it was a broken collarbone...

[@mentalhaze4226]

I know this is old comment but no shit... I went ass over kettle over the handlebars on my bike as a kid and hurt my shoulder. Went home and my sis's bf(now husband and orthopedic surgeon) wanted to be like Riggs from Lethal Weapon and Pop it back in. Also, broken collar bone

[@jordanfry5138]

What the hell is Elbe talking about? Human's don't have a bone there, that's something that exists in some mammals but not human beings. Either he's completely full of it or he really badly misunderstood what the doctor told him, maybe because of a language barrier? Either way, not at all what happened for reasons of basic anatomy

[@ChristyCarrillo-cj7xd]

Yeah 😂😂😂

[@jenniferhardesty9298]

Merab hurting his head just to come back and ground and pound the frozen pond is the funniest thing I have seen in a bit

[@GregHuffman1987]

if Kevin Lee blew out his knee that easily at the beginning, it was surely gonna happen in the fight anyway

[@asanaswithari]

Love the lists lately!!

[@fullyilluminated]

Man, I completely forgot about DC throwing his back out because of a sneeze 😂😂😂

[@daltoneagar8587]

Have y’all done a video on the times pfp ranked fighters fought each other? I think that would be cool

[@GinkgoPete]

Why the fuck is conditioner in a glass bottle? That's just asking for your customers to fuck their shit up

[@TheUuhhh]

Paige ain’t the only one who tries to catch shit with her foot… I’m sure I have a tiny piece of bone floating around the tip of my foot for 15 yrs

[@sahamal_savu]

That one is so weird to me, I literally pull my feet out of the way when something falls near me.

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

Same! It's a weird instinct that I'm unable to shake. I always cushion the fall of anything with my poor foot before I even get a chance to think about it.

[@adventuregames424]

​@sahamal_savu I have done both, lol. Depends on what I dropped, I guess 😄

[@MrIsles192]

I try to catch things I drop with my foot too, I think it's from a footballer background I have, recently caught a plate I dropped while washing up.

[@crimpinurpimpin]

Conor was NEVER gonna be this huge and amazing fighter after everything he’s had handed to him since the Mayweather fight. He got made into this massive egomaniac by everyone talking about how great he was. Everyone seems to forget that he never defended either of the belts he got, he hasn’t won against a fighter that’s still competitive in the top of ANY division he’s tried to fight in. Second, his last win was against Cerrone who was on his way out well before that fight happened. Aside from that he’s been dominated in every fight he’s had since he left MMA behind and played his clout chasing antics on twitter more than he ever actually fought anyone for anything.

[@procow2274]

That cable is taking names

[@HugoStiglitz88]

7:45 bro that actually happened to me too. Girl was drunk and getting a little too wild and bent the shit out of mine. It was swolen up (in a bad way) and I had to see a doctor about it. Luckily it wasn't totally broken but was also messed up for 3 weeks. It's weird how disheartening it was to have that injury. Like I felt depressed almost that I literally couldn't even use it, even though before that girl I had been on a drought anyways but the thought that even if I had the chance to use it, I couldn't. It messed with me more than it should've 😂😂 I'm totally fine now btw And I also catch stuff with my feet too or break it's fall all the time. I think maybe one time it actually hurt but certainly not conditioner 😂 how big was that bottle of conditioner and was it glass?😂😂😂

[@justinsalusso]

Just an Idea for a video. Most legendary photos of MMA fighters. Nate Diaz Vs Leon Edwards Bj Penn Vs Joe Stevenson comes to mind.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

I've thought "most iconic UFC photos" would be a great list.

[@princev286]

What about that one incident before a fight in Pride where a dude got accidentally burned by the flamethrower pyro like the Undertaker in 2010? Mostly dumb cause someone working pyro fd up

[@mathewspieker]

Do people really believe that Vitor missed a punching bag and hit a window? It's called roid rage guys.

[@ChristyCarrillo-cj7xd]

😂😂😂

[@zerox187]

I've prevented many things from breaking by catching them with my foot to break their fall a little but yea I hurt my foot too a few months ago when a 4pack of cans fell apart in my hands.

[@jonathanallard2128]

I once pulled my groin getting up from the toilet. I also strained my neck by morning-yawn-stretching and that was a lot more painful than it sounds. Could barely hold my own head up for 24 hrs.

[@dwaterson21]

Yancy Medeiros is a national treasure for that elevator story retelling.

[@jonvia]

Momma says stupid is as stupid does

[@HarveyFoFi]

Back in the day most of us didn't know who was out of the card, until the show started. We also didn't know who was schedule, until the cable TV commercial, a few weeks before the event. I think Ken Shamrock had the most pull outs. .

[@gregmartinez7881]

Was bbl drizzy in the background?

[@defeatignorance8681]

"Tripping on a cord" has to be at the top of the list.

[@cabrerarodrigo82]

Ughhhhh, what a missed opportunity to have a guest host, the injury bug from TTH, that would have been epic

[@ebagthegr8]

I never knew Merab went back to fight the frozen lake lol.. thts fucking hilarious.

[@courtcaseindacut]

is that action bronson at 4:26?

[@nathanchristman6660]

Tony wearing shades and tripping over a wire.

[@blainegonzalez1399]

Ey, a sneeze can mess you up. I was bent over grabbing a tennis ball to throw to my dog, and sneezed. Just felt my lower back rumble and i dropped. Turns out when i sneezed, i shot a disc out of place straight into my sciatica. Couldnt walk for 3 days, until i had emergency surgery to get it removed. Insane

[@MainCardMinute]

Lmao at the thumbnail, Bryce has to take the cake for this one

[@Griffenheimer]

Was not expecting to see Greg from how to drink appear in my MMA KZbin video but I was pleasantly surprised today

[@kingbenjamin92]

Damn, I instinctively always try to catch whatever I drop with my foot too 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@tobewills2665]

Don't have to watch to know Johnny "caterpillar catastrophe" walker's up in here lol

[@DeTaxxman]

9:37 I did not expect to see LTG here lmao

[@coreynichols2888]

Bryce is the definition of "if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough"

[@blitheringrando1410]

Page Van zant played hackey sack back in the day, guarantee you. That's hacky sack reflexes 😂

[@2Fast4Mellow]

Good thing those fighters never met my gym teacher, he always said: walk it off...

[@dcrawford9258]

Why y’all gotta do that to Bryce 😂🤣 though there is probably a real picture very similar like thiS! 😂😂

[@Romero562]

Nah blowing your back while sneezing is actually a real thing 😭 shit happened to me in middle school

[@SuperSonicPoptarts]

Honestly I understand where PVZ is coming from. I do that when I drop my phone, and it's saved it from shattering a few times.

[@spencerwallace4805]

I wasn't expecting to see a HTD clip in here, greg actually broke his toe in that clip.

[@Sevvi79]

Randleman jumping, hitting his head on the ceiling comes to mind.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

I do the same shit as PVZ when I drop shit 😂I’ve saved so many phones doing that

[@adventuregames424]

Back when I was about 22, I sneezed and it immediately felt like something inside of me exploded. I collapsed to the floor and had to go to the hospital due to the pain. After some x rays, it was determined that when I sneezed, I fractured a rib on my right side. Hurt like hell at the moment it happened, I guess because of the speed of it happening.

[@Joe-ho5gc]

Cerrone also narrowly avoided the horrific death of misadventure by drowning while cave diving, where his diving partner did in fact die.

[@kyle21843]

I KNEW Johnny Walker's worm incident was going to end up on here

[@ippo4502]

Drums are immaculate.

[@davidwilliamson8502]

But where does Kevin Lee fit in all this?

[@matthewwilliamsracing]

Bunnings in the thumbnail, nice shoutout to the aussies ❤❤

[@johnf1235]

I saw the title, and instantly thought of Tony tripping over the cable