The Dutch - Hanseatic Conflict - EU4 MP In A Nutshell

[@Bokoen1]

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[@gustavorincon3104]

No.

[@diegom9159]

sender du til vejle for mig så?

[@TheBigYarg]

Why

[@TheBigYarg]

Lmao

[@a7medkws135]

first

[@manwithaplan5503]

"I have *altered* the deal. *Pray* I don't alter it any further." -Swimmy to literally everybody he's had an alliance with.

[@Cynderfan35]

"this deal keeps getting worse every minute!" his former allies.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Dude, I love your name and picture, especially because I get the meme. That was the greatest plan!

[@philip8498]

"i am a staunch national socialist" -darth swimmy the wise

[@aliteralmosquito.7450]

@@wetwillyis_1881 “This is the greatest PLAAAAAAAAAAANNN!”

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Sigma Male Swimmy

[@alibumba4305]

Hopefully the cocter heals golden

[@zewhatyouwannasay]

Hope they get to heal Swimmy’s forëskin as well

[@alexstefan3250]

#Pray4Golden

[@kkkboi4140]

Cockter

[@mac6na6na26]

MY EYE

[@MegaZsolti]

What's a coctor? Is it a 'surprise' doctor? Does he heal you from behind?

[@zewhatyouwannasay]

Everyone thinks of the sandwich that led to the death of Franz Ferdinand Nobody thinks of the hot dog that led to the death of Holland’s army

[@YukariAkiyama66]

Fuckin what?

[@zewhatyouwannasay]

@@YukariAkiyama66 The assassination of Austro-Hungarian Archduke Franz Ferdinand led to the start of WWI, and thus is pretty famous. The assassin improvised his killing after seeing the Archduke (whose driver had taken a wrong turn) parked outside the deli he was eating a sandwich in. That’s the sandwich that killed Franz Ferdinand. And the hot dog part is explained in the video. Thomas ended up accidentally killing a major force of Holland in the game because he was AFK and eating a hot dog.

[@abdallasaid6555]

@@zewhatyouwannasay wait didnt he shoot him in his car ?

[@senuwijamunige8142]

@@abdallasaid6555 Yeah but the original plan was to use bombs but it failed and Franz for some reason decided to keep the tour going and their car ended up running into the guy who was eating a sandwich.

[@sloth19938]

@@senuwijamunige8142 he wants to visit members of the guard who were wounded in the attack and were recovering in a hospital

[@renegade2110]

I love how even when College is absolutely l i v i d he still sounds like hes giddy and smiling

[@Cole.Ignios]

Its like you can hear the dimples in his voice, lmao

[@Daniel_Lancelin]

He can't help it. He's just too much of a wholesome guy.

[@raikaria3090]

Everyone kicking Swimmy around until the rules *accidentally get brought up* Swimmy: If you give me trade power, I'll give you the province College: 'Yeah sure' Swimmy: I can't give you the province, it's still against the rules.

[@batatino8805]

The art of the deal -Donald Trump

[@e.eriksson8191]

Ya know, Bo's funny "How am i a rat, Swimmy is sitting right here!" seems fairly accurate when you think about it

[@mrturtle5161]

@@e.eriksson8191 What episode was that from again? I am too lazy to recheck.

[@johnyu4436]

@@mrturtle5161 that was the "german supremecy" vicky ii video

[@mrturtle5161]

@@johnyu4436 Thank you very much!

[@timerevive1511]

Those hour long arguments about a single province are so classical eu4 multiplayer

[@papagaiofilmes6642]

Just like in real life

[@zigzakz]

Add another chapter into the “Swimmy fucking over College” book.

[@prisonislandhead7610]

Its becoming multi-volume by the day

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

Watch as they play tarkov and swimmy turns friendly fire off.

[@drekbleh7081]

His mom gave him food poisoning and this was her reasoning "Can't lose if you don't play"

[@vhseudiria3219]

Still lost tho

[@MechWarrior894]

He lost before he started playing because spilling out of both ends ain’t fun

[@infernosgaming8942]

3:52 ah yes the famous occurrence of a Bavarian general outmaneuvering a dutch army while consuming a slice of meat between two adjoined pieces of bread. He was quoted of saving "Heisse hund!" or "Hot dog!" when an advisor brought him a message from a commander at the front detailing the retreat of the dutch, and thus, the food was then named the Hotdog.

[@goranpersson7726]

while consuming a sausage encased in a loaf of bread?not just any meat and its not two pieces of bread joined together its one split open

[@Troglodytarum]

This is now canon in my life now.

[@beknown63]

2 seconds in and Golden already lost

[@spaghetti_rookie]

i don’t see it being rare

[@thefrenchareharlequins2743]

Think critically!

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 doesn’t use his stockpile which gives 15 tanks

[@herkko1960]

golden loooooooooooose

[@spaghetti_rookie]

@@thefrenchareharlequins2743 golden cannot think right

[@Rengor1997]

The countryballs make the EU4 eps so much better to watch, please keep those in

[@MyUsersDark]

He will

[@rosaparks6479]

Hi Rengor! I like your vids

[@Kaiserboo1871]

8:15 I love this moment College wants to be angry but finds the situation too hilarious to not laugh. I can literally picture him looking at his monitor with the largest smile while seething simultaneously.

[@Mr_Exactly]

I hope the cockter treats him well

[@potatogod975]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@illuminati955]

Braun playing TNO sounds so cursed. Georgy Zhukov unifies russia by screaming that all the other nations broke the flag rule

[@vicentebravo6318]

Then the super event and earape "We are the army of the people" sounds

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

@@vicentebravo6318 "Stop enabling him." 🤣

[@zachjordan7608]

screaming at the custom guis that they are exploiting

[@zach6210]

Swimmy based in this episode? Let's find out

[@floppalover6915]

Swimmy's always based

[@basedsand]

swigma

[@TheSniperBoy]

Swinning

[@MisterTipp]

He was right

[@pabilbadoespecial]

Swimmy is always based

[@ZESAUCEBOSS]

Lots of classic themes in this one Swimmy being a rat Golden losing Braun eating

[@panthersherman453]

don't forget college being thrown under the bus

[@HawkeyeJoe88]

I really hope there's a part 2 titled "18 hours of College dabbing on Swimmy"

[@dogAB]

Spoiler as someone who watched the stream: part two is the natives rightfully assfucking the colonizers

[@snandrew6094]

@@dogAB I hate how the new update made the natives so ahistorically and retardedly overpowered. What the fuck was paradox thinking, now I have to play with like 3 different mods that nerf the natives down to more realistic and balanced levels so I can actually have fun playing a game.

[@kouron]

@@snandrew6094 I haven't played EU4 in years, what have they done this time?

[@HawkeyeJoe88]

@@snandrew6094 You mean Paradox unbalanced their own game with DLC? I am positively shocked by this development!

[@snandrew6094]

Yeah it’s stupid, the natives can get up to like 30-60 development in their capital by the time colonials get there, they can then magically colonize provinces in a small area around them taking up space in the new world. Their armies can get ridiculously large now because of these changes too colonial nations will straight up die to natives right away without help from their overlords, so it makes it literally impossible for ai colonizers to take North America and really tedious even for players.

[@oleanderkazzy_]

4:00 That music, and the munch... I can almost imagine him saying that on some armchair in a library, leaning back with his legs crossed as he eats those potato chips

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

College is like the abused wife that just keeps coming back to Swimmy

[@ShiftySheriff2]

Swimmy: I am altering the deal, pray I wont alter it further. College: This deal is getting worse all the time.

[@DarkLordFromTheSecondAge]

The swigma male grindset is here.

[@David-oo9ip]

I never thought it would come to a point where Golden lost so many times that Bo could profit off of it

[@Normacly]

Funny thing is that Bo himself was breaking the rules himself, and none of the rest didn't realize it when I watch the first half of the stream. One of the rules were that only Christian Europeans can establish colonies, yet as Muslim North Africans, Bo create a colony in Brazil.

[@mar_sh4617]

They did. His reasoning was that he needed the colony because he got dicked on by the Portuguese that took a lot of his good core provinces(including his capital). The colony was in shambles the whole 24hr too and he kept on having to save it. The chat pointed out he could of just taken the rich gold mines to the south as part of his mission tree and been far better off.(I dont know the truth of this though as I dont play EU4)

[@mothchrist8683]

Well i am going to be honest most of the people were breaking the rules

[@HaldorZX]

@@mothchrist8683 "They're more like guidelines than actual rules"

[@Ronald98]

@@mar_sh4617 yes.. there is gold mines in southern south america.. it's correct

[@cageybee7221]

well in his defense that rule is really dumb

[@johnsmith2591]

Me: Not wanting to know what Golden looks like... Bo: That entire intro Thanks, prefidious Dane......

[@kotletachalovek7832]

why would you not look at his sexy face? also his appearance was shown quite a few times in the past already

[@TheBigYarg]

Swimmy’s reactions freaking killed me

[@nightghoul7368]

The best part is that swimmy literally broke the same rule earlier in the game but didn't get caught.

[@WilliamTehConqueror]

Goes from 'Swimmy again throwing College under the bus' to "College and his usual lies" real fast

[@0rangeeccentric]

I've always wondered: what would it take for you guys to do a multiplayer grand campaign from ck3 to hoi4? Like, what goal would you guys want to acheive before doing that? Half a million subs on this channel? A full million? I think it would be interesting, to say the least.

[@Bokoen1]

Get me a million and I’ll try to make it happen lmao

[@xycrypt]

@@Bokoen1 the desyncs....

[@0rangeeccentric]

I hope you forget about about this and it comes back to haunt you.

[@deadset15-hrvavik17]

@@Bokoen1 ok Danish, we will get you million, but not before ISP ;)

[@DG-ew9wb]

@@Bokoen1 But now for the real question: What would it take to get you guys to play to play hoi4 cursed mod, aka. Equestria at war mod?

[@Kal18042]

Swimmy has definitely read The Art Of The Deal

[@swadianknight9394]

I just want to inform people that Golden's "coctor" and "My eye" became a very big meme on Bo's streams

[@You_done_not]

I want to see more of Thomas and his hotdog.

[@chaos7547]

Thanks!

[@chaos7547]

Thank you Bo, very cool

[@danielhanson2417]

College when swimmy brings up him not having a claim “you can’t do this to me, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!”

[@Dcoleman139]

Alright Bo, I bought the damn hoody I couldn’t resist the meme. Edit: Thank you Bo! I have watched you for about two years now and the like means a lot.

[@user-wi5ib4hi9z]

when you edit the heart automatically goes away btw

[@Dcoleman139]

I know, I felt real fucking dumb for that.

[@bruh5992]

Big F

[@alphanoodle1877]

oh boy can't wait to see how based the boys get this time

[@vitrify2762]

finally subtitles on eu4 videos, thank you bo!

[@Shachza]

Morocco's country color looks appropriate for large tracks of the Sahara Desert. It's weird seeing desert spreading across coastal South America...

[@TheBigYarg]

0:50 look- he disconnected

[@The3ndFan]

Anyone else getting notifications for Sigma Male Swimmy Meme videos? Any chance we get Beta Male Golden ones?

[@fads90]

R.I.P. Golden 2019-2021. You will forever be remembered... As someone who lost.

[@johnmuholland4079]

must of taken hours to get that thumbnail, lots of painstaking hours putting in all the detail! I salute you Bo

[@rookieboi3601]

I swear I heard a teapot going off every time College was yelling at Swimmy

[@davidpujman6082]

Damn this is some good stuff

[@RedEyeStorm7]

As someone who plays a lot of EU4 MP, forcing someone to have a claim on a province to take it is an extremely dumb rule.

[@rexthewolf3149]

2:21 “the US Navy can’t be everywhere right” my friend you underestimate the power of the world’s second largest Air Force.

[@EnZo7992]

College: “There is no right or wrong anymore Swimmy…ONLY CONSEQUENCES!!!!”

[@jef_3006]

"The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?" ~Looks at a map of US naval bases and fleets~ Yeah, they kinda can.

[@theslammerpwndu7945]

MY EYE, MY EYE MY EYE, ITS GOING TO EXPLODE, I'VE GOT TO GO TO THE COCKTOR

[@gerardonv3296]

Love that munch 4:04

[@Bizmarckus]

When Bokoen1 puts out another EU4 MP in a nutshell video: *This does put a smile on my face*

[@sponko]

i’ve never seen college actually get mad during any of the games

[@floridaball4896]

I remember this game hopefully we get the part where Braun sings "peefer style"

[@MoaRider]

Swimmy Sigma Grinder #6 "Drag out the war and trick your ally. Friendship doesn't matter, only trade and commerce matters."

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #17. A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Fereni. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34. War is good for business.

[@Arto_forreal]

swimmy was SWIMMING in the trolling he been doing am i right

[@michielderuyter176]

5:30 its just like the Vicky 2 game, swimmy throwing him under the bus.

[@michielderuyter176]

But also College was cheating but still.

[@shikikankillzone4239]

If that's Golden at the start, then he looks exactly like what I imagined him

[@winningfist9956]

So happy to see that trailer ended up on KZbin

[@sumomanify]

Bo using countries balls for an eu 4 video is a surreal experience

[@comm154]

4:01 is just *class*

[@schretlenaugustijn2391]

1:25 Mark Zuckerburg taking of his human skin to reveal his robot body: 2020 colorized.

[@Sovietouros]

The coctor had a physician trait, Golden should be fine...

[@Lucky27427]

"Golden lost merch" ballsy move if I ever saw one

[@parv860]

Love the video bo, keep it up :)

[@colbymeeks8626]

Now I want a swimmy victory hoodie for his Germany win last week

[@ItsMrMeerkat]

Man... if only I could sit in on one of your games.. you guys are hilarious..

[@mdtrw]

I have watched this video for no less than two dozen times unironically

[@FrostySOTF]

'I need to go to a coctor' kills me every time it's so beautiful.

[@outsidein2898]

What’s more of an L golden losing two minutes in or him blending up the bo meal

[@snandrew6094]

That was disgusting and hilarious at the same time

[@pppetrosian2927]

Nice thumbnail, Bo

[@ws5273]

4:00 the music and the crunch lmfao

[@charliebasar9068]

2:10 The US Navy rolls up to the french coast and steals everything to pay the national debt.

[@marxel4444]

Not gonna lie? the HIHIHI is the best part about the clip of golden lost. I cant wait for an 5 min loop on youtube once somebody got that idea :D Swimmy fucking over college? IT NEVER GETS OLD!

[@mattevans4377]

Saying you trust Swimmy while also telling College that Swimmy screws over everyone that trusts him.......

[@helix5441]

Lets give golden some credit he said hed try his best and if he needed to go to the doctor then his health is more important

[@captainkerbal4792]

When the 24hr video returns , Long have I waited * evil laughs

[@mad0131]

1:25 - Yes.

[@killerbean-wx3ib]

I literally just see the scene from pirates of the Caribbean when the British captain is just walking down the stairs as his ship is being blown up around him for when golden quit 😅😂

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

College/Lubeck is the kind of German that progresses technology 20 years in a very short space of time and makes everyone very angry.

[@salter1630]

"The US Navy can't be everywhere, right?" well..

[@ciarancassidy7566]

Not pictured: Bo being dunked on by Portugal

[@kerarrthamer1312]

Here’s a sub from me and the reason is that you were defending Morocco against college Poland guy

[@suecus]

Choking said that college was choking

[@jamesmccomb9525]

That intro was magical

[@thezerorequiem5362]

It's amazing to hear College malding over shit with Swimmy XD

[@Alexis-pg8do]

When the great powers suddenly realise someone's breaking their arbitrary rules

[@scipioafricanus2212]

We need a sequel to this. I need to see if College gets his vengenace on Swimmy

[@HDreamer]

"No" - Swimmy, every game ever played.

[@nolandewell1102]

Swimmy: :) College: this is the worst trade deal ever maybe in all of history

[@aupra9010]

"We're all gonna be onboard this cock in a few years" - bomberman1, Instagram streamer

[@walnzell9328]

Moments after it's revealed Holland's army was stack wiped an ambulance can be heard.

[@reubengreen4279]

Damn... I did not know that College could get that angry.

[@aquietone2895]

I think I would have a heart attack trying to play a game with these people. Even tic-tac-toe.

[@Themannis93]

i was there for about 10 hours of it or so loved convincing swimmy to betry colege lol

[@50brownbear]

hey I'm chazzaward! I'm finally immortalised in a Bokoen1 Video

[@gack1015]

oh wow swimmy is causing clown cars now instead of being one himself

[@ABadRash]

24-hour game video? Pog

[@fem530]

3:50 we going to ignore the sirens as dutch army is murdered?

[@aaroniter8163]

8:15 This is a PEAK betrayl!

[@outsidein2898]

Can’t believe you left out the bit where you said no body touch anything but then proceed to touch something