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[@fulloutgamer4704]

His sarcasm over the months has not only gotten him a free ticket to the premiere, but he also made a video that #1 on trending...

[@chloebanana2144]

FulloutGamer ya

[@dlobelow760]

it's beautiful

[@holacticgale51]

#13

[@etglizzy]

Holactic Gale Now its 13th, "YESTERDAY" or "YESTERDAY YESTERDAY" it was 1#.

[@sean269]

Don't watch the emoji movie and call your self a true fan if you haven't read the manga

[@aimeecortez5899]

lol the tokyo ghoul live action comes out today

[@internetcitizen7633]

So I haven't read the manga nor watched the movie, I guess I am a true fan.

[@georgegant4252]

I bet you haven't seen the OVA

[@totty2524]

The poop emoji is my husbando.

[@happymilk7433]

Carlos Gonzalez Thank you

[@April_a26]

The best part is that Jack never lied about the actual film.

[@FilipinoFurry]

XD

[@enzof.9045]

@@vk1749 No, that's the Russian Empire flag.

[@jackdavenport5011]

Apart from saying that it's good

[@volcanicash31]

@@jackdavenport5011 that's the truest thing he said

[@bingitybong6518]

@@vk1749 Dumbass GLORY TO THE TSAR

[@bobwilson00]

jack shaved his chest into a poop emoji for a 2 second gag for this movie. thats dedication

[@humangarbage3019]

Timestamp!?!?

[@bobwilson00]

@@humangarbage3019 i watched the whole video again to find your timestamp for my 2 month old comment when just watching the video wouldve let you find it super easily. anyways 5:20 you're welcome.

[@justhaden3825]

Dang, you watched the whole video again just for a timestamp. That dedication to helping a homie out, good on you man

[@thatsmyspotpenny651]

Just Haden Timestamp?

[@lergoth]

@@bobwilson00 timestamp?! pls

[@BEDMan-vl3xy]

I have a feeling Jack was hinting at something throughout this video but I can't figure it out. So now I am here enjoying my Just Dance app on my iOS or Android device.

[@Nersius]

Is it free on the Google Play store too?

[@doom453]

Nersius Why yes, yes it is.

[@wii8]

this comment made my day.

[@ponta202]

Which also has an ever-growing catalog of Just Dance greatest hits and a personalized social experience

[@GNackers53]

Butt Sagget I think it might have something to do with the plushie on that mantle.

[@oldschool3424]

The fact that Erin hasn’t killed Jack is proof that true love exists

[@tntimothyroditi1576]

If anything, it's proof that my mans is making great money from youtube

[@moca7949]

@@pia2626 your comment is proof that many people don't understand simple jokes.

[@etrek1619]

Yo

[@starlightarises7140]

roses are red jack loves his life run erin run before you become his wife

[@etrek1619]

yeet*

[@chickenwang8441]

Jack is the type of guy that shows you “I am being paid to say this” without saying it, but at the same time NOT being paid to say it.

[@anyatindall5678]

i had an aneurysm reading this

[@bw1039]

I think I had a stroke whilst trying to read this comment

[@eddiemightbecool]

Chicken Wang Hello

[@olivernt2667]

My head hurts

[@WolfRider2002]

Could someone translate this sentence? I don't speak paradox

[@danielmarshall8734]

This was the first Jacksfilms video I ever found and I legitimately thought he was a movie review channel

[@kostasmajeris1316]

It was the first for me too, but even I didn't get the impression, that this is a movie review channel.

[@dannyvalencia5224]

Wow this was also my first video! Weird..

[@meowcow8009]

My first video too.. O.o

[@Hessed3712]

Daniel Marshall You sweet summer child.

[@TheGreenThunder1607]

I mean, his name is jacksFILMS so I don't blame you

[@bowlofrice9952]

*Not sponsored by just dance*

[@user-qh7om8nt6k]

Wow! That comment really wanted to make me download the just dance app which is now free on all android and apple devices!

[@ceoofgex7552]

mimi huang Joke?

[@persephonessibling]

Just Dance Now by Ubisoft itunes.apple.com/nz/app/just-dance-now/id833517462?mt=8

[@atlanticgames9420]

Jakub Sajda *And KZbin*

[@aclonymous]

Jakub Sajda well, movies don't have to disclose that.

[@EpicJakeisCool]

6% on Rotten Tomatoes... they must've watched the wrong movie

[@TheDigitalZero]

Epic Jake This is the best comment I've ever seen regarding the emoji movie

[@av4d]

Epic Jake it means there's only 3% wrong with it. It's a 97%

[@pleaseenteraname4824]

They sure did.

[@ToxPhy]

They were probably watching some piece of shit film like The Shawshank Redemption or Citizen Kane.

[@martinparra205]

made 900k Thursday night 💀

[@joeiorio9654]

I just realized Sony invited out of a marketing scam. They knew Jack was being sarcastic. They knew he would go to the premiere if offered. He knew he would tell his millions of viewers. We’ve all been bamboozled

[@Wankshaft]

personally, I'm glad I've been bamboozled.

[@tsriketwm7274]

All advertising is advertising

[@NootalieWalf]

Yeah totally I believe that 💯 %

[@a_literal_crow]

Its not a scam, just really great advertising

[@andresito14]

I never saw that movie in a legal way

[@aircapgod9997]

The amount of space between the “L” and the “Y” on his shirt gives me anxiety.

[@daydodog]

Kerning

[@Cutesylilfairy]

JUL Y 28

[@xariahoward3899]

Good thing he ripped it

[@hiyapatel1055]

Same

[@GalileoCap]

JUL "WHY?" 28

[@guyler483]

Over 7 months for not even a 6 minute video

[@petartedONE]

Random Name that's the best ending to a ride isn't it all build up with a final track that makes you go Gene

[@katielittlefield6639]

Random Name it's about the journey, not the destination

[@Masterofachief]

selfish-ambition _ On a vacation. if the trip is shit, the destination is most likely going to be shit as well

[@jonathanhamstra3319]

Random Name If you are bored waiting for him to upload a video, why not try just dance, now free to download on iOS or Android!

[@elyrious5508]

I feel sorry for the people who can't detect sarcasm

[@Amandadermichknutscht]

Elyrious 9 I feel sorry for people who feel the need to mention that it's sarcasm even tho it's obvious af

[@julianu7512]

amanda dermichknutscht i feel sorry for people who feel sorry for people who feel sorry that they feel sorry for people who mentioned people who feel sorry for people who point - i give up

[@dommyminion1520]

Julian u75+ You get a gold star for trying! and confusing me

[@skreedom222]

Ophelia Sari

[@chasem4659]

yeah same but ur comment’s irrelevant; you should say that on a video that uses a lot of sarcasm

[@sambugter8508]

They. Played. Despacito. At. The. Premiere. my life is complete

[@thesymbiotee]

606 likes and no replies bruh

[@mrgreengolem]

The Symbiote well now theres a reply thanks to you

[@aleksaaleksic4353]

@@thesymbiotee how dare you

[@dhruvg550]

And they fucking claimed this video for it. Such low lifes

[@faithjennings8425]

A happy song with a happy movie! That’s definitely perfect

[@neal2399]

Two years later and I just now noticed Patrick Stewart’s vacant eyes, noticeable paunch, and stained shirt. This man attended the premiere physically, but his spirit stayed in bed at home

[@GeometryDashCrystal]

RIP to the 8,000 people who took this seriously

[@rizwanpallickalmoidu193]

You know what else you should take seriously? The Just Dance app. Now available on both iOS and android.

[@felixthelemon978]

9000...

[@Gilhelmi]

some people down voted because he shaved an image of Sir Patrick Stewart on his chest. Sir Patrick Stewart deserves more respect than to be on someone's chest. (/sarcasm)

[@DaReelSlimN80]

Including Sony

[@demypeace]

9K god help us all

[@grandayy]

The fake news media critics don't want us to experience the beautiful spectacle that is the emoji movie

[@user-uk8et5wc8c]

grandayy Worry not, brother. Emoji Movie will be the magnum opus of the meme

[@OltsuSuomesta]

Ayy Grandayy

[@IronicUser]

Wag Wag grandayy

[@elmono44]

I am ever so confident that CNN did the doxxing just to distract us from this once in an aeon masterpiece.

[@memespdf]

grandayy *look at this comment that i just found*

[@dirkstrider657]

I'm watching this to remind myself of simpler times. When the Cats movie hadn't been announced. When we thought the Emoji Movie was the bottom of the barrel.

[@cheerio4000]

Now you’re probably wishing that it was 7 months ago from now

[@spiltmilk0204]

you stole my name

[@muffinman3684]

I’m reading this remembering when covid-19 wasn’t a disease to look out for, when the murder hornets didn’t cross to America, when the sky wasn’t literally on fire in California, when the presidential debate didn’t go horribly wrong, when RBG was alive, when a city didn’t literally explode, when Jenna Marbles was still doing her channel. When we thought Cats was the bottom of the barrel. Man this year sucked.

[@faithjennings8425]

2017: “Emoji movie in two words; “F*UCK IT!”” 2019: “Hold my beer.” Present day: “why is everyone finally realizing that The Emoji Movie was never bad!? What ever happened to “Never judge a book by its cover?””

[@thekat2784]

That ending tho, very emojional

[@thatoneguy7470]

Why

[@pk-jn2pf]

Why not?

[@The_Infinite_Paradox]

More like emojionally scarring.

[@mr.clasher-clashofclansboo7286]

@Tara that's something a bot would say

[@AwwShucks]

This was the shit post of a lifetime #neverforget

[@leannebrown02]

The 💩 post of a lifetime

[@lukehill2936]

1,000th like

[@piehooversrus4901]

The Patrick Stuart of a lifetime

[@AwwShucks]

Nice

[@ajuh7525]

This video is so sarcastic you can smell it

[@TheErudite21]

Apple I dont think thats sarcasm you smell...

[@mychannelsucks8193]

Apple you smell the pure awesomeness of the emoji movie

[@trenadeejohnson9996]

Erudite its probably sir patrick Stewart

[@MrBeachbum51]

Erudite No, that's Sir Patrick Stewart he smells.

[@elpikasweno3702]

My Channel Sucks ha nice joke

[@ivanlee9202]

Happy second emojiversary STILL waiting for the frame by frame analysis of the movie.

[@zomboss9242]

hey it’s bee movie first

[@SMF64]

if he actually does that, the video will be like a week long

[@RYNOTVPLUS3]

Therapist: JaaJ isnt real, it cannot hurt you JaaJ: 1:26

[@kirbymain2324]

or ckkc if you feel so inclined

[@ryuuteimaru5858]

JaaJ FiliF

[@kirbymain2324]

@@ryuuteimaru5858 ckkc lmsml

[@shahnas1409]

You could tell from the first scene in this video it went too far, he was in too deep, and he couldn't escape what he committed to. I felt your pain Jack, and on behalf of everyone on youtube I thank you for giving us the greatest meme of 2017.

[@annmaeri1591]

ss la you can just see the pain on his face🤣

[@lidkas7158]

This guy is sarcasm that gained physical form

[@av3ryy643]

Max Messmer I can't tell if your joking or not

[@mr.meeseeks5127]

Shadow Midnight that's the point.

[@Desi-ub7hq]

Ikr the emoji movie is honestly so 😎😎😎 #👍👍

[@Monyato]

Lidkas Master actually I think I’m more sarcastic. no I’m not being sarcastic, and that wasn’t sarcastic either... and this wasn’t either.... an- FUCK, YOU GET THE POINT OKAY

[@TheDarthHazmat]

He's more sarcasm than man now, twisted and evil.

[@FlakyMusic]

Okay but all jokes aside, imagine shitposting so hard you get into something like this. Still astounded after all these years. You glorious bastard.

[@TwoWholeWorms]

The best thing about _The Emoji Movie_ is that someone managed to convince Patrick Stewart to be in it, which means that, somewhere, a conversation was had where Patrick Stewart realised that this was _so_ bad that he literally _had_ to be a part of it. xD

[@heisen-bones]

two years later, Ian McKellen was cast in Cats. Looks like Magneto was following Professor X's footsteps

[@cadenza23]

Obviously they’re saving the sex scene for the sequel

[@maravillas]

Arun Mangrulkar There is no sex scene, they have fun together on the new Just Dance now available on iOS and/or Android devices.

[@randomguy1564]

No u can see the deleted scenes on pornhub

[@daylonguy9219]

No they're saving it for marriage.

[@atheris1641]

Bad day?

[@halomasterrex6525]

Arun Mangrulkar it's not gonna show it. It will show this 👉👌

[@kateneedsalife3051]

Guy with unshaven chest: hey Girl: ugh go away Guy with poop emoji shaved chest: hey💩😎😘 Girl: heeeeeeey

[@wafflepiepancake]

"heyyyyyyyy ;);)"

[@straightmalecaucasian1453]

FlamingKate where's the joke?

[@kookiekwak6050]

wafflepiepancake that’s when I began to pray lord show me how to say no to this

[@ElRio2727]

FlamingKate Ip

[@w.j.mckyle825]

Guy with the just dance app (now free on android and ios): hey Girl: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[@maximumoccupancy]

Have you ever met someone and knew right away that they were the best thing that's ever happened to you? It feels strange because you've lived your entire life without even knowing they existed, but you wonder how you survived for this long without them in your life. I can honestly say that I've just felt true love for the first, and probably last, time in my life. For the longest time, you've listened to songs singing about love and romance, but you were never able to relate to them. All of a sudden, you are able to connect with nearly every single word you hear on an emotional level. You think about them literally all the time and can't imagine a future without them. It's funny how the tiniest chance encounter can have such profound effects. I feel really terrible and heartbroken now because I have to come to terms with the fact that my one true love may soon be gone for some time. I will try my best to not give up hope and believe that I will see them soon. All you can really do is wait, unfortunately. The worst thing in the world is finding out that they don't share your feelings back. I know that this may seem like a lot of work just to express my feelings, but trust me, I would do so much more to show my love if I could. I am, of course, referring to The Emoji Movie! That is why it's about time I give my one true love, The Emoji Movie, the affection it deserves. Ever since I was introduced to The Emoji Movie on July 28, 2017, I became an entirely new person. I was just a kid hopelessly in love with something I knew would never return my feelings. I feel dead inside knowing that there will be a period of time that The Emoji Movie is neither in theaters or on DVD/Blu-Ray. I will feel so lost and confused during that time I won't be able to handle the burden of my emotions. The only thing keeping me going is knowing that I will soon be able to view The Emoji Movie in the comfort of my own home instead of going to the nearest movie theater playing The Emoji Movie as often as possible. I feel confident in saying that The Emoji Movie truly is the greatest film of all time. I don't think anything will ever make me believe otherwise (except for The Emoji Movie 2, of course). Not only is Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, the greatest character ever put to film, he is also the most emotionally (dare I say, "emojinally?") complex and three-dimensional character I have ever seen. I praise Tony Leondis for effectively being able to make me care so much about a character that I would not normally give the time of day. The Emoji Movie has made me a better person because it taught me that there are always more layers to people. The Emoji Movie has the amazing message that it is OK to be yourself in an oppressive world that arbitrarily forces you to be one thing for your entire life. I have so much newfound respect for all Emojis now, especially the "Meh" (😒) Emoji. I no longer believe in heaven. For me, there is only Textopolis. The emotions in The Emoji Movie were so natural that I am surprised they aren’t protesting Trump! The plot of The Emoji Movie is too “meh”smerizing, unpredictable, creative, intelligent, entertaining, and enthralling to spoil for you here, but I will say it will have you on the edge of your seat for the entire 86 minutes no matter how many times you've already watched it. Every time I see it in theaters I buy a popcorn, but never even touch it because I am too focused on The Emoji Movie to notice anything going on outside of that screen. Films like The Emoji Movie are so special, they offer great educational value to children of all ages AND they offer a great, engaging, intense theater experience; something that sad excuse of a film, Dunkirk, couldn't offer. When I first walked out of my first Emoji Movie screening, I was shaking because I had just been on the greatest emotional roller coaster of my life. Somehow, there are people who actually believe that The Emoji Movie rips off other movies, such as Inside Out. Inside Out would be lucky to be talked about along with The Emoji Movie! Inside Out is terrible because it only has 5 emotions throughout the entire film. The Emoji Movie is far superior because it has hundreds, if not thousands, of emotions, in the far more creative and original form of Emojis. The Emoji Movie has everything we go to the movies for. It has great characters, an engaging story, beautiful visuals/animation, amazing jokes, a majestic score composed originally for this film by Patrick Doyle, and high-quality filmmaking at its finest! People may try and use Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDb as a credible source to justify why they think this masterpiece is bad. I am more than happy that The Emoji Movie is receiving rocky reviews from the start. Obviously it deserves 100% everywhere and from everyone, but some of the greatest films of the past were all miserably misunderstood at the time of their initial release. Like 2001: A Space Odyssey, many people who lack the brain capacity necessary to comprehend such important, life-changing messages presented in The Emoji Movie walked out of the theater. 2001: A Space Odyssey also received many negative reviews at first. After a while, people began looking deeper into it to get more out of it. It's about time that people start to look deeper into The Emoji Movie to notice the abundant social commentary, themes, messages, and subtle details that make this film perfect. Citizen Kane, which is no longer considered the greatest film of all time since the release of The Emoji Movie on July 28, 2017, was widely panned by audiences for being too progressive for its time. I will be waiting for the day when film schools all around the world show students The Emoji Movie as an example of how to thematically, technically, and cinematically make a perfect film. Don't even get me started on the comedy aspect of it! The Emoji Movie is also the funniest movie ever made! It has non-stop humor that makes me laugh every time I see it. Sometimes, I laugh so hard that I almost choke or pass out. Somehow, I was laughing for 106 minutes straight even though The Emoji Movie is only 86 minutes! Some of the jokes just stick with you long after the movie ends and you burst out laughing whenever you think of them. Most of the humor works so well due to the excellent voice performances given by the wonderful cast. Sir Patrick Stewart gives his best performance to date as Poop and almost steals the entire show from everyone else. T.J. Miller brings his character, Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, to life with his soothing voice with a sense of wonder hidden deep within his vocal chords. James Corden voices the lovable supporting character of Hi-5, whose animation is so incredible, I look at my own hands and can't tell the difference sometimes. The humor is absolutely “Gene”ius! *SPOILER WARNING FOR NON-INTELLECTUALS WHO HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MASTERPIECE YET* My favorite lines/jokes from the film were obviously all of the poop jokes and when Hi-5 tells the wagon Emoji to “Talk to the hand!” I almost spit out my drink from shock and laughter! Some of the apps that Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, Hi-5, and Jailbreak go through to reach Dropbox were very interesting, exciting, unpredictable, and very unique. My favorite of the apps was the Just Dance App! It was very nail-biting and intense. At first, I was not expecting it to take the turn that it did right after they enter the app, but now I am able to appreciate the artistic craft and thought that went into creating such a surprising twist. The scene got even more exciting when Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, created his own dance move to help get himself and Jailbreak to the end of the level! He used his so-called “malfunction” to his advantage by using it to defeat the Just Dance Game! Hi-5 also had a blast during the dance scene and got to show off his groovy moves off to the side while Jailbreak and Gene try to get across without making 3 mistakes to be eliminated. Once the bots came in to the Just Dance App to capture Gene, the multi-expressional Emoji, I legitimately screamed at the top of my lungs in the theater because I was genuinely scared for our heroic trio! *END SPOILERS* If you didn't notice, I tried to keep my Emoji usage here to a minimum. You may be wondering why I am doing this if I am such a big fan of The Emoji Movie. Well, that is because I learned from The Emoji Movie that not all Emojis were made to fit into only one emotion. I prefer to understand the Emoji's deeper feelings and emotions that may be contrary to the assumed emotion they are stereotyped to represent. I seriously pity anyone who uses Emojis when they haven't seen The Emoji Movie because they can't understand the deeper emotions they experience like us Emoji Movie fans can. Those people can only take the Emojis at face value. I now consider July 28, 2017 to be my official birthday because that is when I first truly lived life. All of my previous time on this earth didn't count because I had no purpose. After seeing The Emoji Movie, I finally have found my purpose in life. My purpose is to spread the love of The Emoji Movie with everyone I possibly can and to watch The Emoji Movie as much as possible. To all reading this, I hope this reaches you before it is too late. Go look up The Emoji Movie showtimes at your local theater and go see it as soon as possible. I highly recommend 3D because it makes this masterpiece even better by making little details more noticeable for true fans, like myself. I can't wait for the 2018 Academy Awards where I expect The Emoji Movie to win every single Oscar (even Best Foreign Language Film, because Emojis are their own language). The Emoji Movie is undeniably the greatest film of all time!

[@charlesmam2342]

Dude that’s some dedication there I can’t even finish reading it! 👁👄👁

[@ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649]

mucho texto

[@thatcrystal]

congratulations, you win the comments

[@elipetrou9308]

I too have this love, for the movie cats, only that level of terrifying can be as beautiful as it was

[@dancingintherain111]

The dedication...the presentation... *chefs kiss*

[@bzymek7054]

Who's here after Cats review?

[@jacobkhu-oldacc.4491]

The fact that he doesn't even want to be sarcastic in reviewing that dumpster fire pleases me. 😂

[@mashedpotatoes5957]

My sisters went off to see that movie... their commentary was basically the same as his. And besides two other people (who left early) they were the only ones XD

[@puggyboi672]

Who tf is cats review

[@christianclean8260]

Popkultura Jutro right after XD

[@Bl_do]

Oh nah im in a time before that's out FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYBODY IS THATS HOW TIME WORKS

[@hyperion9062]

This man is sacrificing his marriage to give us a review of the emoji movie 👏 ✌ 🔥😍 😍 😍

[@hyperion4373]

hype rion a fellow person with the name Hyperion in it

[@roastusaugustus8844]

He also nearly sacrificed his life watching it

[@jeancarlosortiz1941]

I'm pretty sure he is just holding Erin hostage

[@hyperion9062]

HyperionPug, Brother ?

[@griffinryan8890]

Guys don't forget to download the Just Dance app available for free on iOS and Android

[@cloneskiller]

Don't tell me what to do

[@tru5025]

Heck

[@opossumstuff3864]

Im here after Jack reviewed Cats Movie... Wow, that really broke him

[@verylostdoommarauder]

I think Jacksfilms is responsible for a major fraction of this movie's income.

[@SuperNate234]

I went to the Emoji Movie earlier today... We were literally the only ones in the theater.

[@connorvanavery327]

SuperNate234 ayy nice job buying out all the other seats to be the only ones in the theater

[@fangirlfrantic4711]

Everyone else is waiting for the Netflix version because why leave the house

[@jenniw9999]

Just like Sausage Party.. Wait... worse than Sausage Party.

[@kedemgolany5824]

SuperNate234 i watched it too. Im ashamed to say the theater was half full... But with small children..

[@AchedSphinx]

now you can cartwheel down the aisle, like you always wanted to.

[@sarahblount5925]

Finally the sponsor doesn't take up half of the video.

[@rinisafool]

Just Dance App took up a third of the video

[@larapettersson5286]

Itzz Meh ARMYYYY

[@internetgremlin7171]

Eomma Jin shut up

[@nathanasher1945]

No, it obviously took up 100%

[@sarahblount5925]

hannah :] what? I am a army😂😂

[@charlesbarkson]

Can we all agree that jake paul is the emoji movie of youtubers

[@dazza2350]

Indeed

[@lonelyscarygirl]

@Caleb Mayfield A lot of kids also like eating their own snot so the fuck do they know?

[@elinacool]

and here he goes again

[@johnsphs1545]

Not until he unblocks jack

[@faithjennings8425]

Is he?

[@Kay-wp8xf]

Yall remember that episode of iCarly where they had to review those terrible shows so they said things like "the shoes catch on fire so they're great for cookouts"? This is that

[@auzell1449]

"Gene and Jailbreak do not fuck" "Not even once" Not even ONCE??

[@duckduck4073]

Auz thats what rule 34 is for

[@snakeyman5560]

Auz xD right after spoiler alert he says they do not even fuck once. XD that was the best. Fam I am laughing so hard.

[@kayla8577]

Dr. Medic xd *rawr*

[@snakeyman5560]

Kayla *R A W R !*

[@duckduck4073]

Dr. Medic R A W R

[@live_kaito_reaction]

The manga was better ...but still not as good as the Just Dance™ app, now free to download on android and iOS.

[@clairity660]

That Other Guy new meme?

[@snakeisekans]

That Other Guy huh

[@Gingerm0nster]

4:06 the absolute sincerity in the delivery of this line kills me every time

[@scottydude456]

3:57 I remember watching this video in a room with a lot of people without headphones. I saw the spoiler alert and actually clicked off because I hadn’t actually seen the movie at the time. Thank you Jack for saving me

[@thatcoke-a-colaguy2321]

*you forgot to mention the Just dance app*

[@siegeturtlez3497]

MiniMan for both IOS and Android

[@NateBaiter]

Kaelthulu Free to download

[@ohfrickitsphil]

Now free to download on iOS and Android.

[@themopeyzebraofficial6335]

Hello I was wondering if you can play that song again

[@misteridiot123]

MiniMan i hear it's free to download!

[@MetaDecker]

This movie is going to be one of those movies that people will watch just to see how bad it is. Then in 20 years it will be a "cult classic".

[@jonasseorum5471]

MetaDecker the room 2.0

[@canteatpi]

just like Troll 2

[@boredguy8497]

they should make a spinoff of the emoji movie and cross it over with The Room

[@BvousBrainSystems]

Without having watched it, I doubt it's going to be as bad as The Room or Plan 9. These are actively entertaining, whereas cash-in movies tend to be a lot more boring than that. The animated equivalent of The Room would be Foodfight, THAT is an animated piece of shit that deserves a cult following.

[@nocommentisacomment1169]

Preston Garvey You are tearing apart, Lisa!

[@johnjones4426]

just realized that Jack basically did the "it's Morbin' time" meme way before it was cool. Truly ahead of his time

[@babyvision6924]

1:21 Patrick Stewart has the look of a man regretting every decision in his life leading up to this moment.

[@lordkibagami]

This video has more views than the actual movie.

[@ruankuck3332]

lordkibagami roasted

[@peromiestiloesunico]

not as much people enjoyed the just dance app

[@Sfidante]

This review is simultaneously the smartest and most sarcastic thing I've ever witnessed.

[@quentinkaasa47]

Not enough Randy Marsh.

[@rekisrax7344]

Baz m

[@Algapathy]

welcome to jacksfilms 😂

[@gustavogodoy9626]

yeah, in your universe Justin Bieber is the Manliest person you ever saw?

[@louistrefeu4738]

I feel like you're being held at gunpoint this entire video

[@FizzleCosmos]

Are you implying he ISN'T?

[@checkYVELLUAP]

You didn't talk about Just Dance, which is free on iOS and Android!

[@razanibraheem8821]

Dang it I got a 5 minute unskipable Just Dance ad oh wait...

[@Fnaftail28]

lol xd u funny

[@catherineprior2409]

@@Fnaftail28 not really

[@roninbermontt2830]

I liked your 999 liked comment and saw it turned to 1K for the first time ever and I thank you

[@rahimaaktar3655]

#NONSPON

[@aidenkriens-nauer5575]

2.4k likes for you

[@y.t5245]

#1 on trending. KZbin has its priorities straight

[@cheesecakelasagna]

got 'em

[@perfectcatto]

at last

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Ricardo Saracino watch his 1-hour frame-by-frame analysis of the Emoji movie TRAILER! Watch the whole thing and keep us updated please.

[@rickster4627]

What if Jack kept advertising the just dance app as a reference to how the emoji movie had a lot of scenes just made to advertise app and stuff?

[@nabeelnitro6447]

I don't think it was made to advertise new apps. Just over an hour long of ads with animated bits inbetween.

[@biscuitswithmilk573]

The real reason the Emoji Movie is hated because they forgot to add protein

[@Maxixe-nn1sr]

also because they didn't dab

[@mrbanana69]

Despacito was playing. The ultimate combo

[@MattsBugs]

i hope they play despacito 2 with the emoji movie 2

[@StrangeMold]

D E S P A C I T O

[@jimenajordan333]

Despacitwo

[@dhooth]

Despasequel

[@Ze_eT]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jWSqo4aDjseeeKc When the Emoji Movie came out

[@trashjuice2783]

Erin will never respect you again, John.

[@epickduk]

what do you mean 'again'?

[@evariste_galois]

trash juice she never did

[@alliewilson5731]

trash juice she never did

[@takik4563]

Now, 2020, and I’m still laughing so hard about this review. Jack is really the king of movie shitposting

[@georgelinford5576]

Here after the Cats review.

[@DontHateButDislike]

You disappoint me, jack.I was expecting an hour long review smh

[@stakkteamofficial1704]

I Thoroughly Dislike Animu your profile picture has me in tears

[@eddyw282]

Good on you for jumping right on that profile pic

[@loljustice31]

Your new choice of icon made me laugh harder than anything else on this page, video included.

[@Viktomic]

I Thoroughly Dislike Animu An hour? What do you think this is? Red letter media?

[@miguelwantstoairdrop]

I think he is going to do a frame by frame analysis of The Emoji Movie in the future.

[@nickzedaddy2689]

Jack of course they didn't have sex THEY WERE NOT MARRIED

[@niklasgransjen684]

Not even anal?

[@jamisonstarr2502]

SEXUAL PURITY

[@miles4117]

Unfortunately, no.

[@ashleighxstyle3934]

Nick Ze Daddy some people

[@Miataiga87]

Once my teacher gave my class a book on concent and if you were married at the ages 15-18 you could have sex but not anal... tmi?

[@RGC_animation]

I can't believe that you didn't mention how Just Dance has over 250 top hits and is now free to download on IOS and Android.

[@jrs_12435]

I just realized it’s the 6th anniversary of this movie and this video

[@shgurr]

I watched it based on your recommendation and got cancer thanks

[@matthewnoriega7240]

shgurr Woah!

[@TheGamingShadowCat]

shgurr never watching this film. Also nice to see an artist here out of nowhere... sweet

[@why5638]

I didn't know shgurr was into this kind of stuff

[@jackcimino8822]

shgurr Hahahahaha that's so unfunny!

[@johnnylowery1157]

shgurr 😂😂

[@muddybeat78]

I accidentally pressed the end of the video instead of maximize screen and got traumatized

[@DaAlienMan]

oeuf.

[@oliverpierce5118]

Nice

[@bnnnackee1073]

oh god whats gonna happen

[@bnnnackee1073]

OH GOD

[@Zerogi]

@@bnnnackee1073 RIP

[@formaldebath]

My dad made me watch the emoji movie and un-ironically said he enjoyed it...

[@yea590]

el roca

[@ballsosaurus_sex]

The fact that there are like 5 photos of TJ Miller and Sir Patrick Stewart with Jack and Erin in the background is quite majestic.

[@TheZionSource]

Commenter: "Make a video longer than 5 minutes" Jack: "Wait for tomorrow's video" >Next video is 5:50 Good Job Jack!

[@unagjac890]

Lol

[@icypk6190]

5:51 stoopid

[@TemmiePlays]

Zion haha funny comment! Especially when I made it =_ =;

[@jpcantsmell603]

PK Freeze no it's 5:50

[@zaonth1414]

PK Freeze mine says 5:50

[@thatweirdfangirl15]

How does one keep a straight face while being so freaking sarcastic the whole time?

[@BarBar_Binks]

ThatFairyOtaku by making multiple takes to get all the laughs out, 😂😂😂😂

[@israelamericano-sanchez3130]

Being dead in the inside

[@memeeater420]

ThatFairyOtaku by talent.

[@Otoskire]

He wasn't sarcastic though

[@sourwitch2340]

Yeah,what makes you think there was ANY sarcas in this video at all? *You could not tell by my face expression that this was sarcastic, right?*

[@michaelsteward6841]

“It’s a video gene!” *Gene starts twerking*

[@untoc]

You forgot the just dance part of the movie. (Free to download on ios and andriod)

[@calthepal312]

You've perfected the "dead inside" smile and I love it.

[@mazuma_lives]

calthepal the fact no one has responded triggers my ocd

[@somethingsometon944]

The fact that no one else has responded triggers my non-existent OCD

[@hewhomainsness9189]

It comes with the job

[@ElyGalvin]

I can't wait for the prequel, The Emoticon Movie: you never ASCII for this

[@animatrix1490]

This honestly has made my day.

[@THB192]

Ely galvin The thing is, an Emoticon short might be funny. You know, if it was made by human beings, particularly ones that could make good jokes. Yeah. It could follow the adventures of Smiley as he travels the network, and his adventures in ASCIItown, with his friends XD and B-). Or maybe smiley is murdered, because everyone hates him, and :-(, a shy loner, sets out to find the truth, hunting for clues from the ghost-town known as Usenet to the far off land of 4chan - a place where it's hard for Emoticons to get in, and harder for them to get out. And there are so many opportunities for jokes! Like :-( getting confused for a newt and a sword separated by a bit of wall. Okay, maybe I'm a bit weird...

[@Raptorman0205]

I heard that you can get a sneak preview of the upcoming prequel if you download the Just Dance app, available for free on iOS and Android

[@Sippy_Boi]

Today this video (and movie) turn 5 years old. Time flies huh

[@eyelove_owlcity]

Theory: Jack's being held hostage. The only way for him to be free is to say some really good things about the movie.

[@esthernzomo4999]

0/10 Not enough Just Dance App

[@vividandlucid]

Now available on both Android and iOS for free!

[@jackramer]

Needs more Turkish Airlines too

[@wizzy2201]

The people who think that Jack is joking obviously don’t understand the *ART* that is the Emoji Movie

[@Angel-vm9yy]

It's so D O P E! it's way better than that trash people call "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse"!

[@nevergonnarickrollyou9072]

Did you just say emoji movie (worst movie of all time) is better than Spider-Man into the spider verse (one of the best movies) how dare you I’m sad now🤬🤬

[@Angel-vm9yy]

@@nevergonnarickrollyou9072 Dude, have you EVER heard of sarcasm?

[@shanequinn7409]

I think sia a good singer

[@saloni3962]

@@nevergonnarickrollyou9072 dude, do you know how the internet works?

[@whishiwhooshi5783]

December 26, 2019 It is surprising that Jack hasn't had to replace this video with KZbin royalty free songs because of all those copyrighted songs in the background.

[@Goldy12378]

Fun Fact: *both* Feel This Moment *and* Everybody Dance Now are in Just Dance (and so is Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go)

[@w4rp3dw1z6]

THAT REVEAL AT THE END OMG POOP CHEST HAIR

[@SergeantHippy]

I thought that was the illuminati

[@vidoodles]

*Did Sony send Jack the Merch and invite ironically because of his hatred, or did they genuinely think he was a fan?*

[@fidgetASMR]

I thought it was a mistake, but now you got me thinking. Maybe they were pranking him back.

[@AdamC2013]

fidgetASMR it's a joke, for sure. They sent him fidget spinners

[@pleaseenteraname4824]

Bad publicity is still publicity.

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

"Whether it was a joke or not, he was giving their movie a lot of attention. And that equals money. And that's all that matters. So they invited him because they know he's an idiot with a shit ton of people that blindly follow what he says, and that'll make their shitty movie more money..." Is what some know-it-all asshole would have said. This movie is going to be the next fucking Citizen Kane up in this bitch. I'm so fucking pumped.

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

Yeah, FUCK THE HATERS. They just don't understand this film's brilliance.

[@chotenque6877]

"Nah, fam. Emoji Movie one" will linger in my thoughts for the rest of my days

[@_Sami__]

In all these years I still can’t find out what the “meh” emoji is even supposed to be None of the emojis give me “meh” vibes

[@ryko1478]

😐 or 😕

[@thetorivor3440]

103 years ago on this date (July 28) Austro-Hungaria declared war on Serbia, starting the Great War aka World War I The total number of military and civilian casualties in World War I was more than 41 million: there were over 18 million deaths and 23 million wounded, ranking it among the deadliest conflicts in human history.

[@patrickmacready1779]

The More You Know ⭐️

[@samthomasmusic]

The Torivor by far the second worst thing to happen on 28 July

[@nikolamarunic5503]

The Torivor and still it's only the second most important thing to happen on this date. Right after the emoji movie being released in theaters!

[@spoot-erman4651]

The Torivor You watch The Great War?

[@kilianv.2250]

The Vietnam War (Vietnamese: Chiến tranh Việt Nam), also known as the Second Indochina War, and known in Vietnam as the Resistance War Against America (Vietnamese: Kháng chiến chống Mỹ) or simply the American War, was a war that occurred in Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia from 1 November 1955 to the fall of Saigon on 30 April 1975. It was the second of the Indochina Wars and was officially fought between North Vietnam and the government of South Vietnam. The North Vietnamese army was supported by the Soviet Union, China and other communist allies and the South Vietnamese army was supported by the United States, South Korea, Australia, Thailand and other anti-communist allies. The war is therefore considered a Cold War-era proxy war.

[@maxmoefoePokemon]

I feel like dancing for some reason

[@SkillThrillShorts]

It's 💯% free!!

[@jamesmaisano8450]

maxmoefoePokemon hey you fucking shrimp

[@SpAzMaTiCJ]

maxmoefoePokemon just do it you big dumb dumb

[@jaizee8578]

We say "prawns" here in Australia you uneducated numb nut.

[@ConnorNolan]

on the barbie with you

[@livmendel]

despacito playing at the emoji movie premiere is the most 2017 thing i've ever seen

[@arthur1zero1]

if anything, I'm glad that the Emoji Movie came out in 2017. the thought of an alternate timeline where it was made in 2023 with today's online lingo and featuring Discord and TikTok is utterly horrifying. "ayo Gene u still haven't gotten that emojussy? L + ratio #ripbozo fr no cap"

[@johnclark926]

Genuinely horrifying to think that a post-2020 Emoji Movie could’ve had references to NFTs or Meta’s garbage integrated into the plot. I never thought I would say this, but I’m glad the Emoji Movie released as early as it did; it set a precedent to not make another social media movie before social media hit new lows.

[@arthur1zero1]

@@johnclark926 oh god I didn't even think about NFTs. you are so right

[@eyuin5716]

3% on rotten tomatoes? Holy fuck!

[@zairemoorer9666]

Ęÿūį Æßñ it had 0% on thursday

[@luked8449]

It went down to 0%

[@ashaabu8128]

Zaire MSP ds

[@cocoachuu]

6% now

[@starrykitties]

Now it is 6%. I've seen it myself and it was... eh-

[@thomasbowden1026]

It was so cool how you made your chest hair the poop emoji, In fact it really made me wanna bust open my Just Dance app, now free for iOS and Android

[@Capta1nTD]

Same, squad fam.

[@wrpen99]

It's a great symbol, always makes me so emojional.

[@akish302]

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says “both IOS and Android”

[@giizby8854]

3 years later and i’m now just realizing that was a poop emoji on his chest

[@Willisaur]

I guess Jean and Jailbreak wanted to wait until marriage squadfam.

[@thekegster5897]

Gene* please get the names of my favorite anime characters correct

[@Lycaon1765]

Kricks But, the bible IS an anime. www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Beginning:_The_Bible_Stories&ved=0ahUKEwj855Cdn63VAhVE0oMKHZDhDUEQFghnMAw&usg=AFQjCNFecsABqlG5XQlGhNllCwUr5bN-ww

[@SmeefSauce]

Lycaon 1765p the Bible is actually considered a manga. The anime Veggie Tales was actually based off of it

[@Willisaur]

The Kegster Oops, I didn't mean to offend you squadfam.

[@Willisaur]

Thanks for the likes everyone! Didn't expect this 😂

[@banthapodoo]

We just witnessed the death of a meme

[@dinnersready2073]

banthapodoo I'm not crying , ur crying

[@evanblake5252]

No Banthapodoo, we just witnessed the revival of a meme.

[@yummigummi213]

banthapodoo IN THE AAAAAARMS OF THE AAAAAANGELS

[@DrTeeth-ss1ek]

banthapodoo but the birth of Just Dance

[@flexoffender5841]

You could witness how fun the new Just Dance™ app is, now available on your Android or Apple device today!

[@BigTiger_99]

9/10 Very Nearly a spot-on review, The only thing you missed was the Moral of the story, Which is actually, “No matter who you are or what you look or act like, *You should totally download the Just Dance app, with hours of Content, and Fun for the Whole Family, no matter how Large it is! Now available on iOS and Android”*

[@deanmccropper9196]

This video feels like the sponsorship from just dance

[@TR20hello]

Maybe not many people enjoyed the emoji movie...but they did enjoy the just dance app which is free on iOS and android

[@JonTheGameNrd]

Дана Лазарева WOAH, Sex with people I know? Now that's something I want! Sign me up Russian Robot!

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[@marlonmurcia7542]

TR20 did younknow the just dance app is free on ios and andriod

[@BreadSpongeBob]

TR20 *Y E A*

[@AlfieMcSloy]

Emoji Movie vs The Room *FIGHT*

[@martingonzales4167]

DyNaMiC FuDgE the room is still the winner 4 me

[@steventonche1037]

DyNaMiC FuDgE no film no matter how bad will compare to the masterpiece that is The Room.

[@muisverriet]

DyNaMiC FuDgE The Room is at least so bad that it's funny. The Emoji Movie is just bad.

[@rundrop4858]

The Room actually had effort and love put into it. There was a vision for it. This is just garbage.

[@evildr.porkchop7602]

You are tearing me apart, Sony.

[@goombuigi6904]

This is the first Jacksfilms video that I ever saw. It left an impression, alright

[@heisen-bones]

same

[@nickcervenka8756]

Same

[@cb-9938]

This is a perfect example of why JacksFilms is irreplaceable. Guy trolled his way to a Movie Premiere, saying almost nothing positive about the movie. And the positive things said were VERY clearly sarcasm