The kid's crush sent a random "hi" Then the kid responds with a "meh emoji" What a way to start conversations with girls
@smileymctrashbag6 жыл бұрын
flat earth believer Completely riveting. Sometimes if I'm lucky, I'll say hi and get an eye-rolling emoji.
@joshuahart1536 жыл бұрын
I say hi and get beat up and bullied for a few days
@dasutanehineri6 жыл бұрын
Personally if a boy responded to me like that I know I'd be ready to fuck
@casadilla1116 жыл бұрын
"Becky, lemme smash." "Meh."
@vladhaz36136 жыл бұрын
casadilla111 lol "no ron, your tail is small"
@nerdcity7 жыл бұрын
"The emoji movie is someone trying to type out a thousand words about an image that is used to type out fewer words." - Brilliant, and that sums up in one sentence why everyone's gut reaction was hatred for this concept.
@robertwright93897 жыл бұрын
Aside from the fact that its almost one of the most blatant and shameless displays of product placement and trying to be relevant
@Yp4031tmx7 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@kekero5407 жыл бұрын
Robert Wright I love your channel
@jadelawrence24857 жыл бұрын
Nerd City hey, fancy seeing you here!
@troodon10967 жыл бұрын
+Kazzy Except that could actually be an interesting movie.
@Xanegoh7 жыл бұрын
You know who really lost with this movie? The animators. You can tell they did their damnedest to bring this cinematic turd to life. I can only hope that they find jobs with better studios.
@RustyMuck6 жыл бұрын
Xanegoh This is the same studio that inflicted Sausage Party on the general public, and they treated the animators like absolute garbage on that one.
@mygoodfriendcosmo6 жыл бұрын
wow rip them :x
@debbiegraund17836 жыл бұрын
This studio has a history that makes you want to hug and employ all the poor animators.
@scoutymcscoutface29575 жыл бұрын
Well, Sony also made “Into the Spiderverse,” so they probably had a blast with that.
@jackdaalfbrainork63925 жыл бұрын
Xanegoh *probably not*
@ayytism88577 жыл бұрын
This movie's budget was $50 million You could build homeless shelters in every state with that money.
@pavlepavlovic89937 жыл бұрын
R3D_Fps Damn,it hurts to read your post :(
@angiewashington84147 жыл бұрын
*Loads gun*
@MrStarManMario7 жыл бұрын
R3D_Fps the movies plan to make that money back and more and if it all went to homeless people the studio would go bankrupt and more people would be homeless
@pavlepavlovic89937 жыл бұрын
Devin Barens It was a waste of a substantial amount of money,even more so because people paid for it wasting even more money (theirs) the movie earned 25 million,i believe,if everyone who wasted their time watching it (mostly ironically) decided to invest that money into something that matters like stopping the illegal hide business or illegal poaching or homeless shelters,the world would have been a better place. It was instead invested in a movie about emojis. Thanks corporate USA.
@jacobgutierrez7527 жыл бұрын
That could've that gone the the Popeye movie
@farmerwithshotgun51667 жыл бұрын
Personally, I'm looking forward to the Fidget Spinner movie.
@crystaltrees40137 жыл бұрын
presenting to you the fidget spinner that cannot spin and his right hand rainbow fidget spinner, fidgayt boi
@ratbasher58907 жыл бұрын
Farmer With Shotgun Same I heard they wrote the script in half an hour.
@MidoriMushrooms7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought "well it's only a matter of time"
@geometrydashbayve50047 жыл бұрын
P R O F E S S O R F I D G E T
@jorgearnoldson31077 жыл бұрын
Don't give them any ideas!
@pr-jj6nc7 жыл бұрын
I can guarantee that a large portion of the sales are from people seeing it ironically
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
pr20 If you're going to watch something ironically you shouldn't watch that. Watch something that's actually funny in it's terribleness like Birdemic, or The Room, or Troll 2.
@gerbilpmc7 жыл бұрын
And most of them are Jackfilms fans...
@yeetyeetskeet12587 жыл бұрын
pr20 @me
@yeetyeetskeet12587 жыл бұрын
pr20 I watched it in 3D
@mintakamothkind7 жыл бұрын
This is why I won't even give it the time of day, because I don't want to give them my money in order to see it. They shouldn't make money off of this.
@ayytism88577 жыл бұрын
Why the hell would they cancel the Popeye movie for this. Why, why? If they're so concerned with money, and if they had the littlest of thinking, they would know they'd make so much more!
@saravelasquez13727 жыл бұрын
They didnt cancel the popeye movie for this
@zr02fromcsm7 жыл бұрын
The Popeye film was postponed for the emoji movie. It's still retarded that they had to give less attention to a classic just for a cash grab that panders to kids 'cuz kids are too dumb to understand what a good film is' but hey, atleat Popeye isn't canceled
@toniramljak61286 жыл бұрын
Popeye and Tom and Jerry are the shit
@hooman696 жыл бұрын
But despite popeye being delayed, if its on sony's hands, i expect nothing more than another garbage film
@debbiegraund17836 жыл бұрын
@@hooman69 what i was thinking
@riftshredder54387 жыл бұрын
Wow, the sidekick girl is a princess? I would never have saw that coming (cough) Wreck-it-Ralph
@chrishasel73527 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that the claymation version of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer had a very similar plot, decades ahead.
@marthaindahouse10106 жыл бұрын
That movie was the shit
@damienfields15034 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the part in the emoji movie where the abombable snow man shows up
@horaciosi7 жыл бұрын
Why do the emojis need to have the same expression every time even when they're not used? Why is it so hard for Gene to just do a meh face on his job? Why does Alex need to talk to Addie through text messages when she sits like 5 feet in front of him? Why didn't Alex just say "I sent you the wrong emoji. Oops" instead of assuming his phone is broken? Why does the group need to go through all these apps when they can just walk in the hallways? Why didn't Jailbreak used the Twitter bird in the first place if it was always an option? *THIS MOVIE IS AN ABSOLUTE NON-CONFLICT!!!!*
@redrasegarden6 жыл бұрын
That's my thought exactly! When you stop an think about it, the logistics of this world do not make a lick a scince
@heidysotomedina5 жыл бұрын
Do the food emojis/inanimate object emojishave a specific emotion or are they all free 2 express themselves? Do animal emojis actually do their IRL counter part noise or do they speak? I didn't watch the movie so i don't know a lot bout it Didn't wanna cringe a lot
@coffeetoffee0x0195 жыл бұрын
My IRL name is Addie. Fml
@echoskelet5 жыл бұрын
Nrvsidr lofs str ofopyd. If you can undersand..Good for you.
@Onigirigarage7 жыл бұрын
My favorite scene was when they went into the dropbox app and the big bad robots are chasing them and jailbrake says "its ok, maleware cant get into this app". Yep this is a real movie
@pogpogpurinn6 жыл бұрын
Meme Buster5000 the movie is just a giant ad
@nicholasleclerc15835 жыл бұрын
Mimi plays Weeaboo games Plot-hole : How did they get through ? ...get it ?
@jcproductionss45125 жыл бұрын
How many times have u watch this
@jayknowles21465 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasleclerc1583 no.
@bruhther64074 жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when the movie ended. I thought I was gonna die
@marnsdnfois70067 жыл бұрын
Why does Jailbreak have a body?
@seanthrax15607 жыл бұрын
she summoned a goddamn twitter bird. torsos are the least bit of insanity in this movie
@zr02fromcsm7 жыл бұрын
Isn't this a kids' film, why does she have a body? Are they expecting Tumblr, Deviantart or R34 to do something with this shit?
@carlossmith10947 жыл бұрын
+NOT A KAWAII ANIME GIRL No, it's a Medieval French torture weapon.
@zr02fromcsm7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Smith well that answers one of my questions
@somberflight7 жыл бұрын
pretty sure so r34 will be easier
@silovitipanj49587 жыл бұрын
If this movie was made ironically to show how stupid our consumer society is then it is brilliant if not well...
@FTW12307 жыл бұрын
They were self-aware of what they were making
@tiktokexposed8987 жыл бұрын
[Insert] thony [MemeHere] tano and how are our consumers stupid?
@icecreamhero23757 жыл бұрын
They are too materialistic
@DrShaym6 жыл бұрын
Jailbreak didn't want to be a cliché princess/love interest, so she became a cliché action girl.
@VulKus1176 жыл бұрын
1:07 I need this Emoji.
@niggaroni56086 жыл бұрын
We need that emoji
@ayior5 жыл бұрын
Including the sound that it makes.
@ariboozer83047 жыл бұрын
"Now, uh, The Emoji Movie, do you have ANY notable taste, any redeeming film qualities?" "I DoN'T hAVe AnY redEEmIng quALITIES , I'm jU$t an Idea!!1!"
@baileyhollywood69997 жыл бұрын
If I WeRe An InStRuMeNt I wOuLd Be A cYmBaL
@100billionsubscriberswithn47 жыл бұрын
If I were an instruent, I'd be mayonaise.
@maximilianwonschik13047 жыл бұрын
Guy but is it an instrument?
@luisgonzalez54827 жыл бұрын
*plays the triangle wrong*
@ElektrikPichuZ7 жыл бұрын
Why so many comments about Mayonnaise lately?
@TheRockyCrowe7 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? The Emoji movie was hysterical and seemlessly interwoved great themes with a fast paced fun and action packed plot! The best scene was when they went to Just Dance, the App, now available for free on iOS and Android.
@troodon10967 жыл бұрын
Not sure if you're joking or not. Downvoting that comment just in case. Nothing personal.
@when75737 жыл бұрын
Troodon Can someone actually be *that* gullible?
@SenorMeinKrafter6 жыл бұрын
Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
@chipsleftwing6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Ad Bot
@buhdumbtsss6 жыл бұрын
Tirzah Davis good bot
@nryn60237 жыл бұрын
I saw this movie for a joke and when I saw it there was only one joke that made me laugh (I don't even remember the joke) and the ending was horrible and didn't make sense, I'm pretty sure that stopping a phone wipe mid process will most likely corrupt the files not save them
@mauricestardddude83177 жыл бұрын
Sergei Or cabbag3 I don't get the ending of what you said... can you explain the whole plot so much I understand this (I also don't wanna give those people money for making this)
@nryn60237 жыл бұрын
that as well, it kinda depends on when stop the process
@_untitld71747 жыл бұрын
i watched it with my friends as a joke because i thought it was going to be a "so bad its funny" movie. i stood up halfway through the movie and was about to walk out but my friends held me down and told me i brought them into this. until the day i die there will never be a movie produced worse than this
@christopherrapczynski2047 жыл бұрын
fuck you for giving them money and supporting this shit
@LoydAvenheart7 жыл бұрын
your friends are hard core.
@deasvult52446 жыл бұрын
Next thing you now there will be a fidget spinner movie
@roboturtle2145 жыл бұрын
Can I borrow that idea? Thanks
@pyro14365 жыл бұрын
Well I've got news for you
@twilson61974 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@sw1shstyx7774 жыл бұрын
There’s a rumored play doh movie in 2024 and a pez machine movie in 2025
@eggplant70084 жыл бұрын
I believe they are making a Minecraft movie
@alexthebudgie90716 жыл бұрын
Every movie the emoji movie is ripping off: -toy story(coming alive) -trolls(the turning grey) -the Lego movie -inside out -wreck it Ralph - osmosis johns
@redrasegarden6 жыл бұрын
We might as well throw in reboot. I know it's a show but it's still true
@DammitSinged7 жыл бұрын
Just wait till Emoji Movie 2.
@fooglesplays45607 жыл бұрын
Just wait till Fidget Spinner Movie.
@togoodgaming15187 жыл бұрын
FooglesPlays it'll be about a fidget spinner who can't spin
@svace48557 жыл бұрын
🐸👌
@hauntingreindeer7 жыл бұрын
Just wait till the meme movie
@pmc6147 жыл бұрын
moms spaghetti What about the Meme Wars Trilogy? Personally I prefer Meme Wars II: Attack of the Normies.
@djweebo7 жыл бұрын
They cancelled a fucking Popeye movie for this shit, I am done.
@blaqkaudio40267 жыл бұрын
DJWeeb, The Weebening The production of Popeye ended long before the emoji movie was even a concept.
@dragonslayermasterornstein837 жыл бұрын
actually its not conformed that they did, they probably will work on it
@guts26577 жыл бұрын
Think about it, if they make a Popeye movie they'd probably run it into the ground.
@MatfisMatfis7 жыл бұрын
They made a short clip that was just a glorious way to hype up the audience, then we got this.
@blaqkaudio40267 жыл бұрын
Spaceguts - So true. Some email leaks (or reports, can't remember) suggested a number of different scripts were having problems appealing to a wide audience. The Popeye movie would probably have ended up as bad as the Smurf movies.
@flophawk7 жыл бұрын
You know that one scene where the Hi-Five is trying to remember what the girls name is? I couldn't remember either because I don't give a shit. And I've only watched the trailer, where her name is mentioned about 10 seconds earlier
@QuintonReviews7 жыл бұрын
I legit thought his first guess was right.
@bensvideo7 жыл бұрын
Flophawk It's Addy McAlister
@sanismith809511 ай бұрын
Considering how forgettable of a character she was, I can’t blame ya
@maitlan7 жыл бұрын
If you look at the "Mr Men and Little Misses" books by Roger Hargreaves, you can see how this could've worked.
@JoeyCannoli7 жыл бұрын
Because that'd require them to actually try to put effort into their work.
@Bass_Goat537 жыл бұрын
But the new IT movie was amazing! It shows that Hollywood cares about what it produces some of the time
@smileymctrashbag7 жыл бұрын
AceofSpades GD I disagree. I don't think it was amazing, but it wasn't bad.
@4snekwolfire8137 жыл бұрын
Where I lived, there was a Nickelodeon cartoon based on these books.
@fiadhearthpony61776 жыл бұрын
kinda but theirs a difference the men and misses books are colourful books with effort put in and also aren't soulless ways to connect to the youth
@haroldflowers81827 жыл бұрын
*LOOK 🅱 THERE 🅱 ONLY 1 EMOJI THAT 🅱 ON MY MIND AND YOU 🅱EST 🅱ELIVE IF THIS MOVIE DONT HAVE 🅱 IN IT THAN THIS MOVIE CAN 🅱EGONE*
@new_hyper7 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@TheJoseluisperez10007 жыл бұрын
The United Bank of Money *HELLA* *BREAD* *AND* 17 cent
@echoskelet5 жыл бұрын
🅱️🅾️i 🅱️🆙️s 🆓️lee..
@austin487 жыл бұрын
After watching this video, I have one thing to say: Emojis are yellow, not orange.
@Bass_Goat537 жыл бұрын
Some are orange, like the orange emoji and the enraged ones.
@discofraud7 жыл бұрын
well luckily the film has made around 25 million dollars with a budget of 50 million. if things go smoothly not only will this stinker not get a sequel, but it will be an example that this sort of thing doesn't sell. (hopefully)
@milboxr97727 жыл бұрын
Random Name sony never learns :/
@cheezywheezy117 жыл бұрын
Random Name also keep in mind that the $50 million production costs usually does not include the cost of marketing which is likely close to double the original budget. So this movie would have to keep making money, which I don't see happening due to the poor word of mouth. We'll see, maybe I'm wrong😂😂🔥✌😕🔞💉💉🍆🔫
@sophiefilo167 жыл бұрын
But meanwhile, they're working on a sequel to the Angry Birds Movie, because...yeah, sooo many people asked for that... :T
@jamesiler38357 жыл бұрын
pinkultra You also have to keep in mind that product placement is more prevalent in this movie than in any other movie in the history of film. I'm not saying that this amount of product placement will put it back into making money (though it's not impossible), but it might lose less than you might think. Hopefully Sony isn't desperate enough to create a sequel despite this.
@PSPHunter967 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Overseas. I live in Germany and today is the premiere here so there might still be a chance for the movie to make money
@BahuschBahusch7 жыл бұрын
You know your movie is bad when your best joke is a porn joke, and it's not even really funny... like, at all.
@Ryroe7 жыл бұрын
What was the joke?
@BahuschBahusch7 жыл бұрын
When they go into the hacker app to find Jailbreak, Gene asks High Five why it looks like a library app. High Five says it's to hide it from Alex's parents. Gene then asks what a teenager could possibly have on his phone that he wants to hide from his parents and High Five gives him a weird look.
@rasundesilva60887 жыл бұрын
Niklas Universe High five is a right hand : )
@Enchie7 жыл бұрын
Niklas Universe .......One joke. They had one joke. Damn you modern Hollywood.
@LegoDude5687 жыл бұрын
the only funny porn joke sony has ever made was when ned was in the library during the homecoming and a teacher comes in and asks him what he's doing and he says he's looking at porn very slowly
@silverkif7807 жыл бұрын
The only reason we watched it is because of jacksfilms
@fatemadman96883 жыл бұрын
true
@ikennanana7 жыл бұрын
I watched too many emoji movie reviews Now this is recommended
@briciolaa7 жыл бұрын
yeah me too its cathartic
@cstrawberry95847 жыл бұрын
ikenna eze same
@ryancarrell31867 жыл бұрын
U forgot the part where some shit about jailbreak say something like "oh men take credit for stuff women invented" or something of the sort I really can't or don't want to remember this movie
@utmost94707 жыл бұрын
Ryan Carrell Right that caught me off guard. It was so weird, it came out of nowhere and was never talked about again.
@lastmanstanding71557 жыл бұрын
Ryan Carrell throw away SJW lines i call them. it plagued Marvel comics in the early days of their shit comics.
@radupricopie96487 жыл бұрын
Ryan Carrell Fucking feminists. This movie has everything you could posibbly hate about a movie, including feminists.
@tahaistheboss987 жыл бұрын
It's sad that feminism is completely fucked over by what I call streamlined feminism
@blueshell60487 жыл бұрын
Utmostseeker 834 EXACTLY, my friends and i were seeing it as a joke and when that line came up we are like "WTF??"
@lukadobrovic1827 жыл бұрын
Sony is the EA of the movies... terrible choices, movies, everything... they should stay with PlayStation and give up on movies
@AnimaVox_7 жыл бұрын
Luka Dobrincic I agree. I think Sony should just focus their efforts on their technology and video game divisions, it's what they're good at.
@Walamonga13137 жыл бұрын
Luka Dobrincic They fucked up the PS4
@SoulShiloh7 жыл бұрын
Walamonga 1313 the ps4 is better Xbox one.
@deadrabbit98027 жыл бұрын
SoulShiloh the pc is better Xbox one
@ians.58967 жыл бұрын
Dead Rabbit Atari jaguar is better than pc
@angel76617 жыл бұрын
All these reviews make me want watch it just to see how bad it is
@ferbthe2gadgetguy7 жыл бұрын
angel7661 it's a market ploy DON'T DO IT! *My money flies itself to Sony's pockets* Gosh darn it I do to.
@camerongodsey98477 жыл бұрын
BOOTLEG IT FOR FUCKS SAKE M8. DONT FALL FOR THIS
@angel76617 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I won't I just thought about seeing cause of the hotel transylvania short but i saw it online so now I don't care
@somewackoonyoutube24497 жыл бұрын
+angel7661 I wouldn't recommend watching it. It's just a cheep cash grab.
@Dokataa7 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed it! Go watch it it will improvce you're day Edit:*improve
@redwolf01886 жыл бұрын
Wreck in Ralph: Great movie Inside Out: Fantastic Movie Lego Movie and Lego Batman Movie: Surprisingly really really good movies Emoji Movie: IS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
@billybarnett95186 жыл бұрын
I think I know a way The Emoji Movie could have been good, of it was a parody of animated kids films like Sausage Party.
@billybarnett95186 жыл бұрын
*if it
@Unfixable7 жыл бұрын
apple changed the revolver to a water gun so we cant kill ourselves from the emoji movie when you are loved but the much more clever comments aren't
@alejandracervantes78377 жыл бұрын
Your review is smart. (No emoji needed)
@brobot5007 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣 🔫
@frisk45207 жыл бұрын
Alejandra Cervantes 😎
@manuellara96447 жыл бұрын
Jack Fucking Mason goddamnit
@manuellara96447 жыл бұрын
Frisk goddamit
@sadia90617 жыл бұрын
👨🏫
@rock.stones7 жыл бұрын
Can you live with me for two weeks and review my life? I would really like to know your opinion about it
@Soulraven27357 жыл бұрын
Wow
@crescentmoon37647 жыл бұрын
Zoopzop Boopbop His review would just be an amazed "Wow"
@andrewwest70537 жыл бұрын
It depends on the director, just a reminder baby driver was made by sony and it is the best movie of the summer (in my opinion)
@ronburgundy47177 жыл бұрын
Andrew West definitely in the top 5 movies of the year so far
@espalorp32867 жыл бұрын
- depends on the director - made by Sony PICK, ONE.
@maxinator3177 жыл бұрын
Andrew West sony only released and distributed it. They weren't really involved in the production of the film.
@andrewwest70537 жыл бұрын
I guess they need a better creative team.
@JackRR157 жыл бұрын
I mean it wasn't the best, it was ok, good.
@pikaandmario11546 жыл бұрын
How can a poop emoji go number two and finally for real how can a food emoji eat food and how can drink emoji drink a drink
@ryanmattia4336 жыл бұрын
I know this is from 6 months ago, but I can't resist. I like to think about the food and drink that they all have immense power and that they cannibalize others of their kind to absorb their power and become bigger and stronger...at least that would have been a mildly less infuriating movie to watch.
@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx8883 жыл бұрын
Ryan Mattia LMBOOO YES
@Whispurer7 жыл бұрын
Sony is the movie equivalent to Ubisoft
@mrluke48317 жыл бұрын
Wrench EA*
@Whispurer7 жыл бұрын
Chancey Porter Ubisoft is the money grabbing liars which brought you The Divison(which was a way overhyped game), Rainbow Six Siege (which had little to no resemblance to the E3 gameplay) and the shit show known as Watch_Dogs.
@villaglessvillager96307 жыл бұрын
Wrench *EA
@Whispurer7 жыл бұрын
Villagless Villager I don't want to start a war, but Ubisoft is way worse than EA
@mrluke48317 жыл бұрын
Wrench I disagree
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
This movie makes Tommy Wiseau's 'The Room' look like a well thought out, inspiring, brilliant work of art.
@kerouaclebain11487 жыл бұрын
Nachover 9000 are you saying it's not?
@spicymilkshake66007 жыл бұрын
Bananarocket That's why. It's terrible but atleast it has soms value. Unlike the Emoji Movie.
@conkuriv37257 жыл бұрын
what do you mean *makes* it look like a well thought out, inspiring, brilliant work of art? This *IS* a work of art
@user-mh7db7ei1s7 жыл бұрын
Nachover 9000 Are you suggesting that The Room is anything other than a cinematic masterpiece?
@Falxifer957 жыл бұрын
Tommy Wiseau maybe a misguided weirdo but at least he had a lot of passion for his little melodrama, this piece of shit is a charts film, written by focus groups.
@erenoz29107 жыл бұрын
we need to make 1:07 an actual emoji
@grogonmynozzle30047 жыл бұрын
Half the views for this movie are 12 year old - hotshot memers who watch it to make witty but actually shitty remarks.
@jernejfric48107 жыл бұрын
Jacksfilms subscribers?
@technologyproductions-ye3px7 жыл бұрын
And people who want a reason to hate it
@BigJunnySoprano697 жыл бұрын
Nah, I think even 12 year olds wouldn't watch this. I'd say 5 year olds who spam emojis on their dads phone whilst playing Flappy bird
@radupricopie96487 жыл бұрын
Grog on My Nozzle Not all the 12 and 13 year old people are retarded. At least not everywhere in the world.
@benmccarty87206 жыл бұрын
The only thing I got out of Jailbreak is ‘Why doesn’t everyone become a Wizard if it’s that easy?
@elijiah65037 жыл бұрын
The We Have Run Out Of Ideas Movie
@kirayoshikage70354 жыл бұрын
Elijiah fuck yes we need it you grow up and make it
@tacoman74917 жыл бұрын
You made an absolute brilliant point with voice recognition, as in associating any Woody toy with the voice of Tom Hanks, and how Emojis simply aren't interesting enough, nor do the voice actors provide that unique characteristic to the Emojis, to truly get that same recognition.
@dylanishere20637 жыл бұрын
I still haven't forgotten that miss kobayashi's dragon maid video you made
@ABuKCor7777 жыл бұрын
what
@PoyoTheBoyo7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Is here - Why did he take it down anyway?!
@georgegant42527 жыл бұрын
What did he say to trigger fans
@badhermit77177 жыл бұрын
Dylan Is here tell me more I need to know
@Te0L0ser7 жыл бұрын
Dylan Is here did that get deleted, shit
@stiergesichtbrigade91267 жыл бұрын
People should get fined for using to many emojis in a sentence.
@MoreCazador7 жыл бұрын
FullMetalBlackBeard tf do u mean 😂😂🍆🎵™™❗™❗™™🎵™™😂™😂™😂😂™😂👍😂👍😎😂😎😂😂😂😎😂😎💪😂😎😂👍💯😄™😂™😂‼😂‼😂‼😂⁉😂⁉😂‼🍻😂🍻😮😂😮😂😤😂😮😂🅱😂😄😄😄😂😄😂‼😂😉😂😂😉😂🅱😂
The debt collectors have been dispatched - they will be arriving at your home shortly
@terranova99637 жыл бұрын
Open Box that's a fine of $100,000
@SkyC0d3r7 жыл бұрын
🅱️r🅾️ h🅾️w much w🅾️uld this cost ??????? 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👀😂👀👀👀😂👀👀👌👀👌👌😂😂😂😂👌👌😂👌👌😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝🙃🤣😝🤣😝😄😗😄😝😝😃😝😀😝😀😀😝😃😙😃😌😂😛🤣😝😉😉☺️😍☺️😍☺️😜🙃😎😂😎😂😞😅😰😠😭😠😓😥😶😐🤕😺🤒😼👺😺😷😺🤧😻😷😺👾😷😺🤖🤧😺🤢😸😷🤒👾👺🙀🤒💍👮🏻🤳👧🏻🤳👴👳🏾💣🚽⚔️🌡⛓💉⚒🏺⚒🌡⚒💿📺💿🎆🌌⛪️🌇🏛🌆🏦🏞🏥🏥🌃🎷🎭🎸🏵🎻🏆🎸🎧🎭🎤☀️🍉☄️🍌🌥🍎🌟☔️🌟🌪💨⚡️🌬💧✨🌱🌺🐲🌻🌖🐾🌲🌹🍄🌲👮🏻👨🏼👩🏻👱🏻♀️👩🏻👱🏻👦🏻👉👏👉👏👈🤜👏👈✋️🤚👆🤘🏾😠🙄😤😭😶😭😐😓😛🤣🤗😂🤓😅😜😅😄🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ??? all i got is 25 cent 😜🤣🤣😜😍😜😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😙😙😙😙😙😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@bulgarianreaper65877 жыл бұрын
Are you guys excited about the the dab and the fidget spinner movies?
@kuahkaricampur86412 жыл бұрын
i recently finished watching your victorious series and I was like wow why is this guy so familiar and it turns out I've watched this video before way back in 2017! keep up the great work buddy :)
@Dwallaa7 жыл бұрын
I'm literally typing this comment while The Emoji Movie ad is playing in the background lmao
@thecosmicbluetetraglofish60937 жыл бұрын
Dwalla lol
@jebadiahjackson7 жыл бұрын
Just like Wreck it Ralph when the system is turned off everyone dies. This is even more depressing considering everyone changes phones pretty much less than annually now.
@dab_yeetus7 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking about robotech today
@formul8r256 жыл бұрын
Transformers 5 may be bad but atleast it had some good moments while the emoji movie has nothing to and just a rip off of wreck it ralph
@formul8r256 жыл бұрын
Why does this movie even exist
@markysharkboy02614 жыл бұрын
Twin Mill Mate Yes I agree with you
@OptimusPhillip6 жыл бұрын
Just Dance is available for mobile. And the fact that I've seen so many people confused by this scene just goes to show how horrible this movie is at advertising their product, because it doesn't even convince people the product exists!
@wihlhelm38677 жыл бұрын
So, what about a meme movie?
@another90daystochangethis347 жыл бұрын
>cringe
@xi1dstorm5757 жыл бұрын
Wihlhelm no pls no
@jk-bv7zl7 жыл бұрын
That's already a thing, coming in 2020
@dglover3267 жыл бұрын
The Anonymous Sir Backspace I don't pepe will be in it since he's now declared a "hate symbol" (whatever that means), and I don't think that the production company would want to send the wrong message (as if there can be anything worst than the Emoji Movie
@uknownada7 жыл бұрын
The meme movie isn't a thing. Everybody "reporting" on it is just showing the same exact image.
@anishmistry20677 жыл бұрын
Me Me Big Boy
@clorotch32597 жыл бұрын
gtfo, forehead man.
@100billionsubscriberswithn47 жыл бұрын
Me Me Big Dissapointment
@inkanimates53706 жыл бұрын
Anish Mistry is this- John ;()
@ffletch6 жыл бұрын
Light switch
@wall48186 жыл бұрын
Me Me (Want) Big Toy
@ALEXmightbeREAL7 жыл бұрын
🤓😜😷😕😒😖🤑😴😫😝😌😜😯😫😎😙😗🤗😙😋😙😂😙😆😎😚🙂😎😣😱😠😈😡😳👻👺👽😸😹💩😱👺😈😱👻😳👽😧😨👿🎅👩🙊🕵🙉👩👦👩🙊🙀🙉👯👯👵🙂😳😹😹👳🕵🕵👳👶👦🙊👴🙀💏👬🙇👬👤🙋🙎✋👎✍👊👌👎👋💋👁👅❤👁👁💦💭💝👓💥💔👓💚👅👏🖖🖎👃👑👞👑👚👚💎🔕♩🕩🔇🎚🔇🔕♩🔕♩🔇♩🔕🛠⚗🔗🔗📩📥📦📩📦🖌🗳📩✉📚📕🏮📕🔎💰📑📗📙💴🔎🕎💽🖥🔌📟📼🚶🚹🛅🚺🏘🏕🏝🏕🌍🏝🏸🏒🏆🏎🏆⛸⚾🎟⚾🏉⚾🐅🐅🐺🐏🐴🍺🏺🍸🍻🍸🍵🍸🌭🍲🍙🍿🍒🍎🍏🍌🍐🍌🍈🌾🍂🐼🐤🐣 Best plot ever.
iAlexM How'd you do that?! For some reason I thought you could only send 1 emoji at a time?!
@villaglessvillager96307 жыл бұрын
iAlexM What about this plot? 😑🔫
@abottleofauqafinaleftoutin49647 жыл бұрын
that's the sequel. It's just two hours of someone leaving the theater after seeing this and contemplating suicide.
@Bobbobson694206 жыл бұрын
Every movie nowadays tells you that you need to “be yourself”, which quite frankly seems to be a mandatory human quality. I mean, of course you need to be yourself, that is like saying you need to consume nutrients in order to substance your body. It is pointing out the obvious. Of course, in a less literal sense it could be alerting more ashamed people to have acceptance of themselves, which is entirely fine. However, this theme seems to either almost always presented as in your face, or convoluted throughout the plot. It is only touched upon using the very lowest hanging fruit of its properties, rather than the deep philosophical understandings and complexities of accepting one’s self. This eventually creates a rather non-cohesive or meaning message. Instead creating copypasta bloated tumors of a general theme in order to grab a quick buck. Mainly a mess used by the company Sony. Which is why we have this film.
@LvLupXD6 жыл бұрын
Making an movie themed around emojis is like making a movie themed around the alphabet
@Mick_925 жыл бұрын
When I was in elementary school, we had an activity that was about writing by using cutout letters from newspapers and magazines, kind of like a ransom note. On the next class, we did an activity from our text book that was about creating a superhero, drawing it and giving it a backstory (enemies, allies, powers and such). Since I still had an cutout "R" from the previous class I simply traced it's contour, gave it little arms, legs and a little cape and called it "Super R". His allies, enemies and the people he protected were all other letters from the alphabet. My point is, that concept would probably have made a more interesting movie than fucking Emoji movie.
@misslady26393 жыл бұрын
Don't give them ideas......
@WildFungus6 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel tonight out of the channel awesome fallout fiesta on youtube but great reviews man. keep'em coming. this one is brilliant its so dense every frame has so much review in it.
@daroachdoggjr74977 жыл бұрын
I took 1 hour out of my time to type every emoji in the comments and now KZbin won’t even let me post it please kill me
Good to see one of oneys scary militia soldiers in this corner of the internet
@koalarsky78296 жыл бұрын
Summary of the Emoji Movie: Gene is different. That is not good. His parents are worried. He tries to become normal. He meets irrelevant characters. Random stuff happens. Irrelevant plot twists happens. More random stuff happens. He becomes normal. He does not like being normal. The plot of the movie is basically reversed except Gene is not ashamed of his multiple emotions. Smile person is evil. She tries to destroy everything. She fails. Boy tries to factory reset his phone or something. Sees Gene. Sends Gene to crush. Crush likes emoji. Boy keeps phone. They are together. Then everyone is happy. This is like the worst plot I have ever witnessed Sadly that's the whole movie And if it's a comedy, I didn't laugh once
@romeodinunzio84487 жыл бұрын
4:57 There's a Just Dance mobile app
@kirayoshikage70354 жыл бұрын
Romeo Dinunzio its fucking laggy
@gusgleich7 жыл бұрын
How come jail break has a body but all the other emojis don't
@dilatorydoorframe31885 жыл бұрын
@Gus Gleich I think its to emphasize the fact that SHE IS NOT A FAT FEMINIST SHE IS A PROUD INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DONT NEED NO MAN AND CAN TREAT HER BODY HOW SHE WANTS
@Mick_925 жыл бұрын
So Shadman can draw better porn of her.
@kirayoshikage70354 жыл бұрын
Because fuck logic
@druvjuice69067 жыл бұрын
me on snap: what day is it? Friend: 9 August (the emoji movie was out that day) Me:Oh no the emoji movie is out today. Friend: *Leaves the chat*
@levix15247 жыл бұрын
This whole movie wouldn't of happened had Alex just deleted the emoji from the text box and replaced it with another / re-did the face.
@MrBeanBag7 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@user-go1lb9yg2z7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bean Bag SEXY
@souper.scooter6 жыл бұрын
I love the ending. You were just like "I'm done. That is all you need." And then ended it.
@CriticalCrouton5 жыл бұрын
8:41 had me legit dying. Excellent representation of The Emoji Movie, while also having ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS visuals. E X C E L L E N T
@supercanadian06407 жыл бұрын
Popeye was cancelled for this.
@BuckyTheN00b27 жыл бұрын
Children of The Tribe Why did the director leave?
@mayo34066 жыл бұрын
*somebody once told me...*
@krysis_64126 жыл бұрын
Smol Starling *currently sleepy* the world was gonna roll me...
@kirayoshikage70354 жыл бұрын
The world was mah fucking homie
@Kori-ko7 жыл бұрын
Let's do the Emoji Bump!
@ThatOneGuy00067 жыл бұрын
Koriko Alistar It's the new sensation sweeping the nation!
@da_pikmin_coder83677 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I say I don't like a movie because it feels corporate. "But aren't all movies put into production because a business decided the movie will make a profit?" is what I usually get. What I mean is that the movie, like all corporately made movies, was a corporate decision, but then no elements were added to make it feel human or unpredictable. The emoji movie is a movie that was decided by businessmen to be made because teens know what emojis are and can relate to such a movie. And that is exactly and the only thing the Emoji movie is. The reason MCU movies have been successful despite their movies being decided to be made years before the script is even made is because they add something that either makes those movies feel new and unexpected, or they give characters that seem to have real human emotions.
@Hulan927 жыл бұрын
8:47 has got to be one of the best desktop backgrounds ever
@lakamokolaka7 жыл бұрын
All audience members thoughts summarized: I watched because I thought I could laugh at how bad it was going to be and it was worse than I expected, I want to get my money back but can't, I want to die please kill me.
@pikaandmario11546 жыл бұрын
How can a car emoji go in a car or how can the fish emoji live in air finally how can a building emoji go in a building
@Ty-yt3lj6 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest my favpurite review of the Emoji movie was a clip of Thomas and Friends where Henry just screams and backs away after a clip plays
@enigmaxix37135 жыл бұрын
I admire your integrity immensely, you made a 9:55 video and didn’t add the tiny five seconds that would let you have mid rolls. This fact alone made me subscribe to you.
@rickar-mercenary-38046 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw genes dad I'm like "ITS DONALD TRUMP!!!"
@childeater73277 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 *W H O M A D E T H I S* 😂 😂 😂
@imsolo46667 жыл бұрын
The Fidget Spinner Movie: A movie following a fidget spinner named Ken that isn't as quiet as the other spinners.
@sarahl51225 жыл бұрын
Susheh And Things shhhh you might ACTUALLY give them ideas
@somegirl42607 жыл бұрын
Random nitpick: Why is the emoji our character sends to the girl in an attempt to woo her a fucking meh?!
@gplgs46405 жыл бұрын
Can we just be happy that Apple never updated their emojis to look like the ones in The Emoji Movie?
@Dribin7 жыл бұрын
Whoa just watched the Gamer From Mars parody and now this and I'm shocked I haven't heard of this channel before, solid content! Subbed.
@kevindt1007 жыл бұрын
I just fucking figured out what this movie is. South park warned us for this. Its a gigantic Ad.
@ItsAbieArt7 жыл бұрын
The fact that is so bad make me want to watch it.
@wall48186 жыл бұрын
You're exactly like me with The Room.
@HateshWarkio6 жыл бұрын
You can. It has consistency of diarrhea though. I've watched it and after watching 1 hour 30 minutes of movie, or how long it is, I've felt like I've watched something with 20 minutes of content.
@bobbobson43267 жыл бұрын
put the speed on 1.25 thank me later.
@vapecatgaming4767 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@dashtang92406 жыл бұрын
Carlton Rudd wadu hek
@naumsei62216 жыл бұрын
OMG, he talks so slowy.
@ctcheeserexplores74437 жыл бұрын
And then you realize that the hacker emoji is sombra
@Linkfan0017 жыл бұрын
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG! But seriously, Sombra is a better analogue than Wild Style. Good catch!
@camerongodsey98477 жыл бұрын
At least Sombra could've hacked the film and shut it down for ~60 seconds.
@tobeyorconsequences95445 жыл бұрын
I was talking to a girl at school about the emoji movie and this is what happened. Me: The emoji movie sucks. Her: I liked it. Me: But it's just an ad. Her: Yeah, but the characters look cute. Me: The plot makes no sense Her: Yeah, but the characters are cute
@icarovilarim31244 жыл бұрын
Does she have any brain tumours or similar?, that is the only way i think someone would like this movie
@clownsaroundus72497 жыл бұрын
I saw the film with my own two eyes.
@prammetacon30107 жыл бұрын
Carson Marlow I feel bad for you.
@chipsleftwing6 жыл бұрын
how bad is the PTSD
@burritomensch12576 жыл бұрын
Same. I am currently recovering in physical trauma.
@minifridge3377 жыл бұрын
The Emoji Movie is the high of modern cinema
@danilomejiarua45215 жыл бұрын
"SONY won´t be learning its lesson anytime soon" *INTO THE SPIDERVERSE* : H O L D M Y B E E R
@paulmajano4 жыл бұрын
That was a fluke. Hope they don’t fuck up the sequel.
@Меди-ц4з5 ай бұрын
Toy Story + Trolls + The Lego Movie + Inside Out + Wreck-It Ralph + Osmosis Jones + Spongebob = The Emoji Movie
@quinnencrawford97077 жыл бұрын
"Cuz dogs are fun and fun to be around!" You've just insulted my whole existance.
@snowfield-j1r7 жыл бұрын
😊🔫
@kirayoshikage70354 жыл бұрын
shiratanei put that to my head when this movie existed
@ruhk53077 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for the emoji movie.
@grammarnazi32727 жыл бұрын
I have a theory that the emoji movie has a multiverse and the earth where the movie takes please is in the universe where everything is cringy
@MintyZedGrimes7 жыл бұрын
You just earned a subscriber man, I'm glad I found this channel today.
@tobeyorconsequences95445 жыл бұрын
Just dance works on a phone when you use it as a remote, like the Wii remotes.