The End of New Brian

Clip from Family Guy Season 7, Episode 5 "The Man with two Brians"

[@tcmtv001]

“Did he?” Yup, he’s dead

[@d.l.7191]

@NormalSodaGuy I wanted to see this

[@Mike.325]

Facts🤣💯

[@ccelite3782]

There was no fight. Stewie had no bruises on him, which means Stewie straight-up murdered him.

[@Luis-be9mi]

@NormalSodaGuy I think a fight didn't happen, a fight would mean that New Brian had a chance.

[@johnarkensaw4465]

Came and go so quick

[@VII_777]

This is why I love Stewie

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

Crimson same he's just a bad ass.

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

Christian The Last Of The First Time 🤔 I don't understand lmao...

[@aperson7427]

Christian The Last Of The First Time I really hope you understood what he said...

[@aperson7427]

Christian The Last Of The First Time I'm just saying, didn't you understand what grim reaper said?

[@skiplee4195]

Hes my spirit animal

[@daborshy4089]

I love how it skips the actual murder, and leaves it to our imagination

[@unclephillymya]

Nah it wasn’t a murder. the dog killed himself and chopped himself

[@freighttrain4379]

@@unclephillymya AND threw himself in the garbage

[@charlierei9292]

@@freighttrain4379 Suicide, poor poor soul😣

[@Hal0_The_Synth]

@@charlierei9292 he must have had some demons

[@mang_thomas4163]

@@Hal0_The_Synth can’t believe we misjudged him so severely

[@cuzimspecial1]

Imagine he was just talking shit and didn't actually do anything Fool died for nothing 💀

[@lt.jimmypatterson7125]

Hey man.. That's why you dont mess with Stewie. Anyone in the show aside from Penelope and Bartram who's messed with him has ended up dead.

[@superlombax1561]

@@lt.jimmypatterson7125 He'd probably kill them too if he could. Especially Bertram.

[@lt.jimmypatterson7125]

@@superlombax1561 yeah. He had the drop on both of them before

[@Argonwolfproject]

He fucked around, and by God he found out.

[@penisbutthole1720]

@@lt.jimmypatterson7125 he killed bertram

[@TheGman938]

“And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself, up and threw myself in the garbage.”

[@thekoolkrab9007]

G-manQ seems legit

[@jesseward4115]

He must of had some real demons.

[@jesseward4115]

Deprecation can make you do strange things.

[@Beaneabean]

superchargergirl get off the internet, kid

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

There’s a misplaced comma somewhere there in your sentence bud

[@obi-wansonobe6708]

Teddy Bear Harassment is on a rise. #JusticeForRupert

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

#JusticeForRupert

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

#JusticeForRupert

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 #JusticeForRupert

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

Evan Dinosaur oh I like your profile pic

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 You really think so? Thanks, I was up all night trying to make it perfect. It ain't as perfect as yours though.

[@thewestfire9729]

Nobody in Family Guy has a higher kill count than Stewie.

[@jehuestoya2313]

Mayor west

[@thewestfire9729]

@@jehuestoya2313 debatable at this point. Plus I was referring to deaths we see happen on screen.

[@BlaketheBlock]

Maybe peter has more idk

[@Dashiell777]

Peter definitely has more kill counts then Stewie. He killed a lot of people fighting that chicken

[@xerothmh2x378]

And the marathon

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

"You pushed the Rupert button. Ya shouldn't have done that"

[@marckcole9790]

You beat me to it 🤣🤣 thought of this when I remembered TFS Vegeta

[@STiFFAiMeR]

"You're either perfect... or you're not me"

[@amirriddle]

Renegade for life

[@joegee7731]

“Crushed and broken, beneath an unconscious naked child... yep, I think I’m done here.”

[@zhaideg1190]

"F is for how fucked you are"

[@primus0348]

1:06 he is pretty much traumatized

[@nickduarte1778]

Who?

[@hyena234thekids7]

Rupert.

[@DCBiscuit]

He can’t even mutter a word.

[@DCBiscuit]

@Zetta dotta Are you slow or just intentionally avoiding my joke?

[@Rosales3269]

@Zetta dotta what the fuck is wrong with you? The guy is just trying to make a joke and you're acting like you got a PhD in comedy. Get your ego outta your ass and just ignore him if you didn't like the joke.

[@canyonking7852]

Don't mess with stewie

[@jaywilliams1908]

No. Don't mess with Rupert

[@josuesolar1771]

Or Rupert

[@MJHootHoot]

Yeah, I almost don’t want to know what extents he went to.

[@AxerOne0001]

I was gonna say the exact same thing lol

[@rory8182]

This is what is called a tactical misjudgement

[@kingcamelot1395]

I love how they leave the extent of Stewie's wrath up to the imagination of the viewers. I personally choose to imagine that New Brian left this world slowly and painfully. That Stewie made sure that his last moments were complete agony and torture for what he did to Rupert.

[@trippiehippie6005]

Yeah this was super fucking dark, even for Family Guy. But I guess there's no "right way" to do a rape joke

[@RichardX1]

I also imagine that Stewie was calm and collected the whole time, with only a slightly furrowed brow as the only hint of the maelstrom of rage within.

[@christopherowens7462]

I imagine it was similar to clydes “justice” in law abiding citizen

[@JP-pp2tn]

but it wasn't murder new brian wrote a letter saying he killed himself and to save the family the trouble he did it in a garbage can

[@Cacowninja]

Partially up to the imagination I mean when Stewie wrote the fake suicide letter that was in reality how HE killed him.

[@Verlisify]

Modern Family guy would make this an unnecessarily gory and unenjoyable scene

[@monkeyman12328]

Bruh family fell off way before this ur dumb af ,only the og eps r funny

[@monkeyman12328]

@@The_Jim anything else u want me to do

[@raccoon2276]

stupid people fight, good people forgive, smart people ignore

[@thedarklightskin]

Nope

[@negativezer0741]

@@monkeyman12328 I had a stroke from the dumbassery coming from this reply

[@bartolomeestebanmurillo4459]

0:31 At that moment New Brian was already dead he just didn't know it.

[@roboguy75]

Omae wa mo shindeiru

[@n0ame1u1]

NANI?!

[@escargooncominatya4732]

(Beeping noise)

[@alexwallar8608]

More like 0:24

[@LeftM]

He shouldn’t messed with stewies bear. That is a death sentence.

[@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363]

You know when Stewie slightly tilts his head you've fucked up badly

[@blu3f00l6]

Lord of Moths what if you Fucked up so badly his head tilted at 90°. Now you have Fucked up

[@Nmille98]

Licensed Rock4 You have fucked up now. What you done now is, you have fucked up.

[@thefaceeatr]

Ikr

[@MultiUnreal]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU FUCKED UP. NOW YOU SIR, HAVE FUCKED UP.

[@nicklh186]

Also when he squints his eyes and shows little emotion on his face

[@Jarod-te2bi]

The second we see Stewie tilting he’s head while squinting he’s eyes, we knew new Brian was doomed

[@Shendue]

*his

[@semdavidanger]

Yep,.

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@0:24 people always talk about how Wanda's head tilt from the MCU means you're about to get f***ed up, but no one ever mentions how deadly Stewie's was as well

[@somedude7104]

Oh my I just noticed

[@bluekemia]

wanda's head tilts?

[@6ANUR34DT81S]

Who tf watches that shit?

[@somedude7104]

@@6ANUR34DT81S and who watches anime

[@6ANUR34DT81S]

@@somedude7104 More people watch that bullshit than Wakandavision lmfao

[@VSaber365]

*Wow...* and I thought I had problems, but New Brian, he... he was just... well, I can't blame Stewie killing that monster right on the spot. The most unbelievable thing is that New Brian spent all that time in the Griffin House and had no idea what Stewie was capable of.

[@supersuccs]

Well Stewie is the only character I like anymore.

[@Damocles178]

Lol true but to be fair a lot of the time most of the Family with the exception of Brian have virtually no idea what Stewie is capable off.

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

O Stewie you are amazing 😄

[@darktirkd7395]

I think that just show how stupid he was.

[@MMA_spects]

imagine killing over some dumb toy

[@hellbusterdragon]

This is the lesson, folks. Don't mess with a Bear's cubs, a Cat's kittens and Stewie's Teddy bear. All three can cause death, with the first two being lethal only rarely.

[@yoru7852]

Third one's guaranteed.

[@ILikeMyPrivacytbt]

I knew a guy who's three were 1. Family 2. Friends 3. Food You don't mess any of them. He told us that in our break room where his food was kept.

[@HarlemWorld45]

Missing Elephants Baby

[@mdbthegod1551]

0:25 what did you say. At that moment he sealed his fate

[@BlueShadesWellz]

Stewie was like: "so you have chosen death"

[@JP-pp2tn]

i could hear mortal kombat saying "FINISH HIM"

[@rockxion]

It was his chance to rethink like a wife speaking with a husband he listened clearly but new Brian didn't know the concecuences of messing with stewie

[@gungrave254]

0:24 just how he says it lets you know you are already dead. Peter: "He must have had some demons." yes Peter. its name is stewie

[@JP-pp2tn]

yeah he smiles like what you going to do, it's not like you're going to do anything to me

[@tommygarson8592]

this is actually genuinely a pretty nice moment. stewie had a good reason for killing new brian, and then he did his best to comfort Rupert afterward. he cares for his friends, even if they're imaginary

[@juleskireeff4563]

@@daniel4412 Finally someone says it.

[@juleskireeff4563]

Man, it's a TV show, you are aware those characters aren't real, no need to take this seriously.

[@ProcyonNite]

@@juleskireeff4563 You can enjoy something for the comedy and genuine emotions. Does it being fictional mean you can't empathize? They just said it's a nice moment, nothing "serious" in that.

[@juleskireeff4563]

@@ProcyonNite There is a limit to everything though. Overdoing it too much could make you look like a kid.

[@ProcyonNite]

@@juleskireeff4563 Yeah, and the commenter didn't "over do it"

[@sayakamulyavieratdiwirya472]

life lesson: don't mess with Stewie

[@GrimReaper-vr8hc]

Rupert is off limits.

[@ashleyyoung796]

@@GrimReaper-vr8hc So is Brian.

[@MrLEGENDARY115]

“What did you say?” At that moment you knew that new Brian fucked up 😂😂

[@ashleyyoung796]

That's what Morgan Freeman said in that part in Pulp Fiction. "At that moment, he knew, he ****ed up".😆

[@semdavidanger]

Yep,.

[@nicknguyen1632]

New Brian: “Rupert seems to enjoy it.” Stewie: “And I took that personally.”

[@atb6885]

1:07 we’ll talk about it when you want to talk about it😂

[@dashsoulsthehornyone9125]

Eeemm...

[@CheapBastard1988]

Ohoho, is funny because he can't talk ohohoh!

[@thakurbhanuprataapsingh]

​@@CheapBastard1988 you're that guy who explains every joke right ?😂

[@jonathancampbell7798]

...what did you say?

[@pigpower1189]

Jonathan Campbell you know what I said

[@edgarburgenpoe1183]

Peter: Hey, Lois, I (sniff, sniff) hey, did you pee in here?

[@joseffelix2036]

Rule 1 : don't f with stewie Rule 2 : don't owe stewie money Rule 3 : Never do ANYTHING TO RUBERT

[@mengharathor7147]

0:25 that head tilt 😂

[@renaepollack3809]

The silence that followed after though 😆

[@farmacerhaiden7979]

Well, must say that Stewie must REALLY love Brian because he did not kill him even after Brian destroyed Rupert.

[@Palkia21]

Stewie actually dealt with the situation very maturely, given his age and all that.

[@hardric6284]

0:25 The moment Stewie stopped looking at a living being and started looking at a piece of meat to carve up into pieces.

[@zarc4d]

I want the uncensored version with stewie killing him

[@shihtzu7850]

That would be more satisfying than smoking cigarettes.

[@coolguyx14]

@@shihtzu7850 so more satisfying than lung cancer?

[@Nickallsopp92]

Nah cause the joke wouldn't hit as hard.

[@shihtzu7850]

@@coolguyx14 more satisfying than mental health.

[@silverblade357]

You ever play Doom Eternal? You know the glory kill system? Yeah. It went a little something like that.

[@CT.editor]

0:38 THAT SILENCE TOLD ME EXACTLY WHAT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN 🤣🤣🤣

[@lightyearpig12]

0:40 That shot is basically begging to be a To Be Continued meme.

[@saghwteam]

"What did you say?" Grim Reaper : "Aye captain right behind you"

[@BassGSothertype]

And what have we learned? That's right, don't ****** Rupert!!!!

[@dat0ne821]

"That's right, don't ** Rupert!!!!" Yeah I'm just gonna, click on Show Less now

[@AppleOfThineEye]

Get your liberal censorship tf outta here

[@srenottohansen8193]

do you know the name and seson of this episode sorry im onlee 11 so im bad at speling

[@kmassicott]

BassGSnewtype Full Spec don't make stewie mad

[@Loopyboy447]

Don’t push.

[@Jatin_kumar_]

This show never ceases to surprise me

[@AZ-rg3rf]

you mean inspire?

[@Jatin_kumar_]

@@AZ-rg3rf😂

[@andyrrafaelthebeastemperor8709]

New Brian was dead milliseconds after Stewie tilted his head, the rest of the convo was just Stewie's imagination trying to predict what New Brian would say.

[@tankdogization]

New Brian must not have watched the episode where Brian tried to screw Stewie on that money.

[@ashleyyoung796]

He got his kneecaps destroyed and gotten the beatdown of a lifetime from Stewie himself.👊👊

[@spectralknightgaming8364]

@@ashleyyoung796 not to mention burnt

[@semdavidanger]

Oh,. My,.

[@lamontyaboy718]

I imagine it must take a lot to kill someone in the family guy universe because Brian should've died after that. So you can only imagine what he did to new Brian.

[@becauseimbatman7240]

0:22😂😂what did you say? 0:30😂😂did he?

[@dat0ne821]

Yep humped him for two hours and he just sat there, taking it.

[@erikwilks3641]

Yeah and now every time your sleeping with him he's going to be thinking of me.

[@eduardocunhadecarvalho4778]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN i understand "Pity.."

[@lampboi1008]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN w

[@cr4yv3n]

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN the way he says "did he?" You know things are about to go to hell

[@nanovirtual8345]

Killed myself and then put myself in the garbage... How?

[@defenseoftheaxies4553]

Nano Virtual that was the joke....

[@victortarichia1212]

its family guy.. dont ask

[@anonym58063]

Must've had some demons

[@santiagocano4141]

cuz peter is an idiot

[@haretztj4682]

Nano Virtual this had me dying tbh XD

[@mr.sheenanigan6961]

To be fair, New Brian was practically asking for it

[@conormcconaghy9251]

That turned dark quickly

[@nightlysalvation5692]

0:31 did he ?

[@nightlysalvation5692]

Ein Mensch I'm quoting stewie dumbass

[@FinnTheHumanSandwich]

Ein Mensch don't you know what quoting is?

[@lankanguamn3713]

+Ein Mensch speak for yourself dumb ass

[@AppleOfThineEye]

+Ein Mensch Child.

[@AppleOfThineEye]

+Ein Mensch A child jerking off is an image usually thought of by pedophiles.

[@George-je1zk]

“Yeah, and now everytime you’re sleeping with him, he’s gonna be thinking of me” ~ New Brian’s last words before he got killed offscreen

[@Skorm731]

Everybody gangsta till Stewie tilts his head.

[@queenjada7856]

He had it coming He had it coming He only has himself to blame.

[@david7522]

The moment stewies head does that tilt...

[@pnkjce]

R.I.P. New Brian :’(

[@racingflash6292]

eternally wasted

[@a.j.4058]

the way stewi says 'i don't blame u' is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@SwrveYT]

The delivery on “Did he” made the whole scene

[@Ergav]

"Often times it's the ones who seem the hap-"

[@udzalthegreatest]

0:22 As soon as he said Rupert I'm like: "Oh sh#t, he's a dead man."

[@Ultimaton100]

“I reckon Stewie figured it was too dang violent for us to watch.”

[@firehawk0]

0:24 New Brian was dead the moment Stewie turned his head lol

[@thaz5380]

0:25 "What did you say?" 0:31 "Did he?"

[@pappyslap6239]

It's been Two years. No likes. Hope you're doing good.

[@trippiehippie6005]

I got you man 💪

[@zangryomani1257]

Stewie gave you 5 seconds to say sike You had 5 seconds to save yourself. Scratch that, you had 12 from the moment he asked you to confirm.

[@darknessrising2453]

0:31 Stewie: "So you have chosen death."

[@LeonardBecker]

0:40 Best stareoff of all time.

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

It cracks me up how they awkwardly stare at each other before New Brian is killed lol.

[@junobuena975]

I love how Stewie comforts Rupert and say he doesn't blame him.

[@sketchesforyou8020]

Who else here really wants to see what exactly went down in the kitchen?

[@estebangutierrez160]

I want to say no, but I really want to know

[@ashleyyoung796]

I want to know about what went on in that kitchen.😬

[@Kiritofujuki1204]

I want to know but it would be too brutal so no i will just keep it in my 🌈imagination🌈

[@bificommander7472]

Nah, it's funnier this way.

[@MistarZtv]

Stewie being so supportive and assuring letting Rupert know that it wasn't his fault. T-T

[@fabianrobledo2264]

did he

[@pigpower1189]

Fabian Robledo yes

[@cedricmartin8797]

Pig Power "Yeah, now everytime you sleeping with him. He's gonna thinking of me."

[@fabianrobledo2264]

Stewie dragging the trash bag to the garbage😑

[@sjwilson1079]

Two cartoon characters you never mess with, Stewie or Cartman

[@aaronwillis1864]

"Rupert likes me..." New Brian should've not gone there...

[@Uajd-hb1qs]

Those moment from New Brian mentioning Rupert to that stare down was more dramatic than entire seasons of East Enders.

[@thelonewolf7443]

Man… Stewie must of done a lot of work with that red paint he’s throwing away!

[@michaelphilpott6640]

"What did you said?" Best line Stewie ever said

[@imagine778]

The love Stewie has for Rupert is so sweet tbh.

[@MysteriousTomJenkins]

You know, given how perfect New Brian was and just did everything right and tried to be the best dog to the rest of the family, I like to think this was New Brian trying to be a antagonistic to Stewie like old Brian was where they'd insult each other and bicker...except New Brian is too good at his job so he pissed Stewie off too much.

[@frozenfusion6072]

Man, he crossed the one line you do not ever dare cross with Stewie.

[@kevinorozco3181]

You f#*k with the baby, Man. 0:41

[@LunaTheAngel917]

Messed with the wrong baby

[@Spongebrain97]

The shots here also make it funny. I like how after new Brian says what he needed to say its a close up shot on Stewie, then new Brian, and then finally a wide shot of both of them before the scene transitions lol

[@Ennardschild]

*Stewie tilts head* Me: AT THAT MOMENT HE KNEW HE FUCKED UP

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

00:38 that look says, “I wonder when he realizes he dead as the dodo? I wonder which blade I’m gonna use?” .

[@cloudyminedude8247]

0:25 you are already dead new Brian good luck in the after life.

[@annaherrera193]

We all knew what Stewie was gonna do at that pause

[@O_Montgomery]

The two characters you dont ever fuck with. Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy and Rupert from Family Guy.

[@gageperuti5519]

It's at that moment New Brian knew, he done f***ed up.

[@twokings69]

Stewie said "did he" and caught a body 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ogion539]

It was over the second he mentioned rupert.

[@lychee4031]

ok the last scene with stewie comforting rupert melted my heart ;-;

[@acer3mls]

He reminds me of Thomas from regular show

[@themindset4164]

I like how when he said that shit, stewie didn't look shocked or anything, there was just a warning-based rage forming.

[@TenorMan96]

0:27 Yep his passive aggressiveness is what got him killed

[@majorbackyardwrestling9126]

There was nothing passive about that bro

[@hexkwondo]

Poor New Brian…

[@monkeydluffy3271]

That's in my opinion one of the most creepiest scene in family guy

[@kaylachanel3340]

0:22-0:36 BIGGG mistake New Brian,no one messes with Stewie

[@DeltaStridePLZ]

Now what made New Brian think saying that to Stewie was a good idea.

[@sparky111000]

0:25 *at this moment, he knew...he fucked up*

[@ency4612]

Me: Says something bad to Stewie Stewie: So you have chosen death

[@grimmy2313]

He honestly had no idea how brutal Stewie can be. XD

[@davidnissim589]

0:26 New Brian just signed his own death warrant

[@ashleyyoung796]

And he signed his death warrant so happily and smugly.

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

1:00 often times its the one whos seen the hat

[@makeway3080]

"What did you say?" I knew he was going to die.

[@potato1341]

He lacked the one thing old brian had that he needed to survive: knowledge that the baby's a sociopath and that getting on his wrong side, especially bringing Rupert into it, is a bad move.

[@rebelhyperion1741]

I wish I could've seen the "Oh Shit" look on his face when he realized he fucked up.

[@bluemarineboy3091]

You know you're dead if Stewie's head rotates 90°