Lesson of the day: Don't drop out of school in 6th grade, start doing a lot of drugs, then call in an atheist television show years later.
@carlpen8509 жыл бұрын
+crowsnest43 -- Funny I was thinking similar thoughts about this caller. This kid can't complete a coherent thought let alone spit one out.
@mymadmoustache8 жыл бұрын
Way ahead of you m8
@chrisrichmond19418 жыл бұрын
Yes, he says "I preach to kids but they don't listen..." Their mums are probably dragging them away from the strange man on the street.
@jkane82998 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this is your brain on Crack...any questions?
@rossini557 жыл бұрын
Crack, Religion..... same thing. Might make you feel good, but will fuck your thinking up and could kill ya.
@jilliansmith71237 жыл бұрын
If Satan punishes bad people...doesn't that make him a good guy?
@jameswest82806 жыл бұрын
Bible death count. God; 2,000,000+ Satan; 10 You be the judge.
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
Well, that's logical but unfortunately logic doesn't fly too well with religion
@mirrakka65876 жыл бұрын
Genius
@Sergei_kv825 жыл бұрын
Oh but you forgot the double standard that is just.. So convient that it "saves" their argument but only in their own context
@KnakuanaRka4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’d think he’d be partying like it’s 1999 with all the sinners and hedonists, now that he has them down there with him!
@pdoylemi10 жыл бұрын
"It's a test" - I hate that BS. An omniscient god does not need tests to see who's worthy.
@ramielkhatib65434 жыл бұрын
Do Olympians go to the Olympics never have been trained? Why would a god test people who have never lived?
@Arkloyd4 жыл бұрын
@@ramielkhatib6543 Why would an all knowing god need to test anybody for anything? It knows *_EVERYTHING_* including what the results of the test _would_ be, so why do the test at all?
@ramielkhatib65434 жыл бұрын
@@Arkloyd i agree totally. unless they use some apologetics to reduce the omniscience to everything in the present and past, kinda like how the omnipotence of said god is reduced to the most powerful a being could logically be. All of it is sad rationalization.
@Arkloyd4 жыл бұрын
@@ramielkhatib6543 It's a way to rationalize the big dick boasts of primitive genocidal savages.
@quasar9603 жыл бұрын
@@jkar1747 haha contradicts what exactly??
@ianyboo9 жыл бұрын
How shocking a caller that didn't want to listen and just wanted to preach.
@TriggeringOpinionsandFacts8 жыл бұрын
One time when I was in church I was saying I was doing research and looking for answers as to the reasoning behind the conflicts we have today. Mainly because I don't know everything about history. And this church guy says you don't need to worry about it all the answers are in the Bible. Literally he calls me out in church and asks why are you asking questions when all the answers are in the Bible. What type of nonsensical bullshit is that. I got so mad. I'm an atheist now and way
@acgsmith59378 жыл бұрын
And what did you say to him?
@TriggeringOpinionsandFacts8 жыл бұрын
+acg smith I just nodded and went about my business knowing none of there's people was gonn give me anything
@ravenwda0077 жыл бұрын
Good. They would have kicked you out of their cult if you professed you no longer believe. I'm in the same boat. I just go to church because I like playing in the brass band and performing for people to brighten there day with beautiful music.
@GabrielVieira-en1op7 жыл бұрын
ravenwda007 don't do that man
@ravenwda0077 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Vieira why not? It's a ritual of mine. I enjoy it.
@sunsheiiiiine11 жыл бұрын
I really feel badly for these younger callers, often male, that are so scared and brainwashed with this stuff. I hope they grow out of it.
@Nabiki7311 жыл бұрын
Crack is one hell of a drug.
@NISSANZ336 жыл бұрын
So is religious indoctrination
@ralfhaggstrom98625 жыл бұрын
Har inte provat, men BRÄNNVIN räcker för mig ...........
@chrisrichmond19418 жыл бұрын
I like how at 5:30 he's happy to admit that man can make up 'fairy tales' about unicorns, leprechauns and Santa Claus, but doesn't spot the elephant in the room.
@Xargas9 жыл бұрын
Even assuming an atheist in a moment of desperation called out to deities they had previously believed in, how would this prove the existence of gods?
@KnakuanaRka4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they’re saying that when people are in their most panicked, irrational states they’ll call out for God, and think that helps their case? Greta Christina has a great blog post about why the “no atheists in foxholes” argument is nonsense.
@petitesayo4542 Жыл бұрын
@@KnakuanaRka That's because they can't tell the difference between their subjective emotions and perception, and reality. If they feel that a God exists, it exists and their feeling is proof of it. It'ss as simple as that.
@kurtwarner17189 жыл бұрын
"HAH!... evidence."
@daneschipp9 жыл бұрын
Watching at work... When he said that, I laughed way too loud.
@neelzen99756 жыл бұрын
Lol i broke out laughing in the middle of the night while i was watching this
@sdogg5 жыл бұрын
Sums it up perfectly
@TheGillenium5 жыл бұрын
So proud and smug in his ignorance
@ralfhaggstrom98625 жыл бұрын
80- proof VODKA (proof) ............
@NastyLittleBagginses8 жыл бұрын
To summarize this caller: "Meth! Meth methmeth meth. Meth! METH!"
@AStoicMaster7 жыл бұрын
Coupled with, "You know, you know, nam' sayin, you know, you know"
@jameswest82806 жыл бұрын
Nasty, don't forget meth.
@ummmummm5636 жыл бұрын
Blacks usually don’t do meth. This is just classic stupidity.
@daveslow848 жыл бұрын
Woa... Someone didn't take their pills, ye know whaddameen!?
@tommystyx5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he took every pill he could get his hands on.
@plaguebringer4209 жыл бұрын
"Let's say we in the ocean...do you be in the ocean?" Not to make fun of how people talk, but i laughed at that.
@pollypockets5086 жыл бұрын
It's okay. I have been made fun of my entire life for speaking proper English.
@pollypockets5085 жыл бұрын
Uh, did he say they were swimming in the ocean and drinking margaritas?
@SplooogeMcDuck9 жыл бұрын
'you know' count = 32 times
@marinaproger23245 жыл бұрын
Lmao. You are clearly doing gods work.
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
It's a miracle that Matt and Don have been dealing with these idiots for so many years and haven't gone completely insane. I honestly couldn't do it.
@TheTruthKiwi5 жыл бұрын
@sweet puddin very true and it's commendable what they do
@slasha2033 Жыл бұрын
1:31 the way the caller replies with ha, evidence.
@roybaines31816 жыл бұрын
Good grief, if this is what religion does to you, keep away from it.
@YoursTrulyThe1Pony5 жыл бұрын
It's like I once told myself I can just mope around waiting for✌The End✌to come so I said to ignore it and live life but after reading the book of revelations when I got older I realized how ridiculous on how a bunch of random things need to happen before jesus returns
@davids111311139 жыл бұрын
'Let's say you're on a boat, having fun.....then a wave comes along and your boat sinks.....WOOOO! Who Ya gonna call on?' Um, the Coast Guard?
@Brammy007a9 жыл бұрын
davids11131113 Yes.... the Coast Guard.... or another boat.... I'll call something real, not your imaginary sky daddy.
@Xargas9 жыл бұрын
GHOST BUSTERS!
@sagerider28 жыл бұрын
+Xargas That's what I thought too. LOL
@acgsmith59378 жыл бұрын
No, he said he's on the ocean with Don here.
@holz_name9 жыл бұрын
On the sea? I would call on Poseidon. In a battle field? I would call on Mars or Athena. Why would I call on the volcano god Yahweh? Maybe if I'm happen to be near an erupting volcano.
@davids111311139 жыл бұрын
'I preach to keeds....but dey don't listen' LMAO whatever Cesar.
@Disturbed0neGaming9 жыл бұрын
davids11131113 I really hope that the parents of these "keeds" that this caller is preaching to keep their damn "keeds" away from this lunatic in the future! o_O
@crossie200311 жыл бұрын
I love how this guy is so naive to the history of the world and all the wars and murders that have ever happened. It only seems like it's worse now because you're alive in the present day and you're experiencing it through the media.
@qhsperson10 жыл бұрын
It's the same as all the people who whine about how hard life is today--compared to back when every day was a back-breaking struggle just to stay alive.
@johnmorris21707 жыл бұрын
Jacoby Phoenix I would love to sit this idiot down and tell him all about the Dark Ages. It would make today look like Heaven by comparison.
@johnmorris21706 жыл бұрын
Jacoby Phoenix The amount of times sir I have told people what you just said is too numerous to count. I tell them, "You think AIDS or SARS or some flood is a big deal. Go back to the 12th century where 1/3 of Europe was wiped out by the Black Death. There were so many bodies, they couldn't even bury them all. Hundreds of bodies lay out on the streets decaying. And persons walking by your house every morning yelling, BRING OUT YOU DEAD!" Compared to those days the 21st century is HEAVEN.
@warren52nz8 жыл бұрын
This caller sounds like Boomhauer from King of the Hill.
@PikeMiles247 жыл бұрын
Tatesa Spirit You're right.At least Boomhauer is understandable in his ramblings.
@halo3ffs10 жыл бұрын
I dont like when matt has hair, makes me feel bad :c
@kjpark09076 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t even begin to argue with someone like this! I’d get way too frustrated!
@petermeichan31602 жыл бұрын
you'd better call the Ghostbusters
@AMore429 Жыл бұрын
How did this person figure out how to dial a phone ???
@soupdragonuk7 жыл бұрын
There's more chance of Matt's Unicorn in the ocean than there is a god.
@pollypockets5086 жыл бұрын
I like unicorns
@pollypockets5085 жыл бұрын
@Voku yay!!!
@steelersguy744 жыл бұрын
Narwhals?
@AllHaiLKINGTIsHeRe38 жыл бұрын
This is the same guy from the "Revelation is coming true!" video. He obviously didn't learn from this.
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Christains want revelation to come true lol
@Alaric1114 жыл бұрын
The scoffing at the word "evidence" was just brilliant.
@freeurmind213 жыл бұрын
"What evidence do you have of the devil?" "Heh, evidence...ahhh...hehehe...It's plain to see, man." Classic.
@johnmorris21707 жыл бұрын
"...Where does evil come from, Science?..." WTF?!
@brucebaker8106 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he said "where do people come from? Science?" I know he was talking a fair bit about Evil. But I think that was separate. I think he meant "how do you explain people being here? 'Evolution'?" But hey, I could be wrong. It's late.
@syuhas28 жыл бұрын
Do you be in the ocean? hahahahaha
@steakknives5 жыл бұрын
Question for christians, why do you look both ways before crossing the street?
@seanfenrir10 жыл бұрын
I love what matt said at 8:40
@hossrex14 жыл бұрын
That was a frightening man. Honestly. The things he said, the fact that he believes them, and the probability that he isn't alone legitimately frightens me.
@williammacturk80248 жыл бұрын
I mean, y'know, of course, y'know, i mean, yeah, of course, but y'know, i mean, y'know what i mean?
@byron25219 жыл бұрын
Jim Morrison prophesied it! "The future is uncertain and the end is always near".
@CleverKoi Жыл бұрын
Sky Daddy gonna whip you with the whirlwinds. lol
@davids1113111310 жыл бұрын
'George' or 'Alonzo'..whatever you said.....hey why aren't you calling in as 'Ruben or 'Cesar' today? You're running out of fake names Troll.
@stupormundi96769 жыл бұрын
By the end of this video I'm beginning to doubt if the caller can construct any response without resorting to a lame "You know?"
@YoursTrulyThe1Pony5 жыл бұрын
They don't think it through they just pull it out of their ass in Hope's they'll repent
@swinde6 жыл бұрын
7:49 Why would God need to "test" anyone? He knows the future. How can He become angry at some human's action when He knew it was going to happen for millions of years, or maybe 6,000! How can he laugh? Since he knows everything past, present, and future, there is no way for him to be taken by surprise. He knows the future so how could prayer have any effect on any event we experience, since he already knows. You could say "He's God, he can do anything". But, this becomes a problem because if He actually changes something, it means that He really doesn't know the future.
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
There you go using that logic again! Them christians don't like it when you use logic. :p
@Xalmuster4 жыл бұрын
"You can't prove it wrong, that means it's just as valid as anything else and I'll continue believing it because it makes sense to me and makes me feel good" 🤦♂️
@thomaswong37716 жыл бұрын
We cannot compare Science with Religion. One is real the other is false. Impossible to compare. Really.
@DerekRies14 жыл бұрын
Lol, i so thought when he brought up the ocean stuff he was just going to tell a random story for 5minutes. Im gonna do that.
@georges-antoinebourassa76987 жыл бұрын
I just can't help but laugh whenever I hear Don laughing. Also, how many "you know" from this caller did you count?
@pollypockets508 Жыл бұрын
I'd wear a life jacket lol
@acgsmith59378 жыл бұрын
what's scary is that George preaches to children
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Lol
@j-bmash56416 жыл бұрын
This guy’s brain is fried, he can’t even make a coherent argument 🤣
@BraidedLily12 жыл бұрын
I so appreciate it when a host, in this case Don, comes in and finally says, "Let's move on."
@Danny451 Жыл бұрын
You could land a plane on Don's shoulders.
@the-trustees7 жыл бұрын
Christianity sure gets all the smart ones! :0
@the-trustees7 жыл бұрын
Michael Dodds Yes... all the atheists do say it and until belief dies (or the believers die) I hope we never get off this planet and infect the universe with our insanity. Personally, I opt for the extinction if believers so the remaining rational human species can help the planet heal (off possible) and get off planet before the universe throws a comet at us.
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Life is to short there is no one who is smarter than anyone else
@blackatheistmillionaire16365 жыл бұрын
This poor guy.Religion has made him miserable,and he doesn't even realize it.
@RobPryme Жыл бұрын
Caller sounded massively sociopathic towards the end. I get self-righteous psycho killer vibes from him.
@bazpearce99933 жыл бұрын
Who is living in la la land?
@hreaper9 жыл бұрын
End of DAYS!!! Meanwhile in 2015...
@braxtonquintanillasummerho74197 жыл бұрын
Camilla Fritton 2017...still counting
@chokinonashes616 жыл бұрын
hreaper January 2018!! Trump and the GOP are doing their best to crash the world!!
@brucebaker8106 жыл бұрын
...And 2018...
@policeboxgirl27376 жыл бұрын
nov 2018......Trump hasn,t killed us all, yet!
@nompumelelo75643 жыл бұрын
2020 still here after another predicted end of days 21 December 2020.
@mikecribillero15046 жыл бұрын
The audio is Snap Crackle Pop
@Eric-xt8nd4 жыл бұрын
I've been very very bad. Will someone please punish me. I want to be punished so hard.
@janedoe838412 жыл бұрын
help , zombies are banging on my window!
@michafaine24334 жыл бұрын
You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know...You know what I'm saying?
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lande2414 жыл бұрын
Caller: Haha.... evidence... We christians never have that
@j2davaugn4 жыл бұрын
Take a drink every time he says "ya know", aaand... you're dead.
@RamenReignss3 жыл бұрын
I got alcohol poisoning now, thanks asshole lol
@cbak12sg7 жыл бұрын
I remember among Alonso's list of things denoting End Times included "Obama"
@geuwglesuxballz60746 жыл бұрын
Well, in retrospect, at least he was correct about one thing.
@johnstover90836 жыл бұрын
End days? Here it is, middle of 2018, and still no end times. Care to update your claim?
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
It means the end of time
@ether61364 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooooo “ehhhhh that’s Lala Land there man” 😂😂😂
@freeurmind213 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any evidence that the devil exists?" 'Snorts* Evidence!
@pdoylemi12 жыл бұрын
We've been in "the end times" since Jesus' death. 2,000 years and counting. I'll believe it when it happens, until then, I'll live as if there is a future for my nieces and nephews, and do my best to leave them a better world.
@10o.-.-_-.-o0106 жыл бұрын
Gotta love a good Doomsayer.
@ConcealedCourier6 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of Corbin Dallas' neighbor from The 5th Element.
@leifey219415 жыл бұрын
whoa, Don is huge.
@dorcia6 жыл бұрын
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
Exactly, And who wants to spend eternity not alive but literally undead in a dream that you can never wake up from. No thanks.
@nordy20105 жыл бұрын
That caller was high. Of this, I have zero doubt.
@geezzerboy2 жыл бұрын
The caller is obviously a product of American Religious education. Meaning he is doomed to live a pointless life.
@A_Haunted_Pancake13 жыл бұрын
"Who you gonna call ?" "Ghostbusters !"
@freebird24157 жыл бұрын
The "you know" is fucking killing me.
@4everBeaconman3 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: one down the hatch ecerytime he says "ya know"
@Chris_t09 жыл бұрын
I would probably call out to god if i was dying i mean a 0.0000000001% chance is better than nothing, only because theres not much else to do, or maybe I wouldnt. Not sure, just don't know what else you could think about, maybe do some fractions?
@chokinonashes616 жыл бұрын
Fred Derf I had a similar experience, I had pneumonia and was given 4 hours to live. Of course I wasn't told that until I got better. I spent 6 weeks in intensive care, then another 6 weeks in a ward. I knew it was serious of course by the actions of the medical team, it never occurred to me to pray, or ask any god for anything. Glad you're ok.
@jameswest82806 жыл бұрын
I hate when people ask what I'd do in a given situation. It's impossible for someone to know how they'd react unless they've experienced those circumstances.
@loungeok13 жыл бұрын
For the devil, you need a hoof print.
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jacibea6 жыл бұрын
Well 2018 .... What happened to the end of times?
@SeraphinaAizen15 жыл бұрын
I have no idea which drug this guy took before calling.....but I suspect it was all of them.
@johnathancerda89765 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ezequielstepanenko32294 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, the hypothetical situation with the ocean the guy suggested happened to me when I was a kid, and still a christian, and you know who I called? Nobody I kicked and waved my hands the harder I could I struggle to catch a breath, the only thing I thought was "I'm dead, there is no way I could make it" and that's pretty much what happens when you're in a near death experience, you don't think about god, you don't think about anything, suddenly your survival instincts takes control and you just react, I know because I have two more similar experiences later and I acted the same way, luckily that first time in the ocean, there was someone nearby who saw me and help me
@amixofeverything7 жыл бұрын
"You know, I mean, I know, you know, you know what I mean? I mean, I know God, you know? You know, I feel sorry for y'all, you know? I mean, I don't know, you know?" Pretty much his argument for God.
@vegetasapologetics32146 жыл бұрын
West Is Best lmaoooo
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lukusblack644210 жыл бұрын
I don't know what confused me more, his idiocy, or the fact that he mumbled the whole way through, most of the time right over the hosts.
@DogmaDisputant13 жыл бұрын
"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions" - Thomas Jefferson
@MegaLotusEater7 жыл бұрын
In these early episodes, Don actually seemed to be on an equal footing to Matt. Now the poor guy can't even get a word in!
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
Haha v true
@weskal54907 жыл бұрын
The irony about all these End Times predictors is that their End Times predictions are never ending.
@TheTruthKiwi6 жыл бұрын
Haha well said ;)
@DavidMacDonellDHM8 жыл бұрын
yaknow? yaknow? yaknow? y'know? gahhhhhhh that was painful
@raymonds.90212 жыл бұрын
If Matt didn't do this show he would still look the way he does in this video, thank you for your sacrifice!
@Dave_H14 жыл бұрын
At 7:17 in this video Matt said he had been a believer for a long time, but in a video I just saw he said he stopped believing at around 12 years old.... Which is it?
@ChaoticRupture12 жыл бұрын
What the heck is La La land?
@AtticTapes142 жыл бұрын
The guy on the left is chill
@1RadicalOne14 жыл бұрын
The sound the caller makes when Matt says he was a Christian for 25 years speaks volumes of his ability to process information.
@Khyrid14 жыл бұрын
If Matt Dillahunty dies before the end comes, they we are living in la la land.
@chadrasmussen61273 жыл бұрын
Dude I don't want matt to die though
@MrFernando814974 жыл бұрын
11 years later - still waiting for the end of days I guess
@spud13y12 жыл бұрын
"You guys are soooo wroooong..." "Mr. Peterson, you need to come back to your room and take your meds."
@Graylord8811 жыл бұрын
"I mean, you know, know what I mean, you know, I mean, I know, you know, you know what I mean, you know?"
@mrvirus88811 жыл бұрын
Alonzo called in another video I think is called "revelations is coming true" now THAT was funny!