The Engines of Sodor Episode II: Gordon Goes Swimming: Part 1

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS LANGUAGE UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 12 Click here for Part 2: • The Engines of Sodor E... . Because I put more story in then I realized and not wanting to cut parts out or upload a huge file, I decided to split this into 2 parts. I've also got a new microphone :).
Cast:
Gordon: Me
Mallard: MallardFan62
Bear: Tommy Davias
Thomas: Me
James: DuckandMikefan49
Stepney: Me
Stationmaster: Me
Sidney: Me
Derek :Me (trying to impersonate thekipperrunsagain :P)
Duncan: Me
Duke: Me
See part 2 for all the other characters.

[@BubbaBearGames]

Donald and Douglas: Singing a song about Scotland as Mallard passes by. Toby: HE'S ENGLISH, YA IDIOTS!

[@cbolanz1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thebandit0256]

Donald and Douglas: So what Everything is Gaelic in the UK since of King James VI and I

[@Tiper23]

Gordon: I went 130 Henry: bullshit Toby: bullshit Donnie and douggie: ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT

[@thereallincolntakanashi]

In front of the Mallard?! REALLY?!

[@twilightanimate9893]

@@thereallincolntakanashi mallard: no it’s fine. I’ve been around a lot, unsatisfied drivers and museum employees.

[@jacksonturk8420]

​@@thereallincolntakanashi Actually, I found out Gordon's top speed is 105 mph.

[@richieosborn2639]

Thomas (LB&SCR E2): *goes faster than Spencer (an LNER A4)* Locomotive Scientists: 4:53

[@NathanielPiscian]

😂

[@stfuyoutube423]

hero of the rails moment

[@edwardhenryfan5506]

7:54-7:59 my favorite line in the engines of sodor ever!

[@dyllanbowman2957]

IM DEAD 😂

[@Happyzach2965]

​@@dyllanbowman2957Same 🤣🤣

[@pk_arcfire]

4:05 Donald & Donglas: -sings Scottish which sounds funny- Toby: He's English You Idiots >:(

[@FlyinBlaney]

xSamWeiss Founny.

[@matthewhahn1348]

Too loud.

[@tomtomdoesstuff7900]

xSamWeiss Toby hates Scottish people lol

[@gameoholic1994]

Seriously, does anybody know what Donald and Douglas said?

[@bobyqwert1thesecondlaste230]

I was going to do that stole my line

[@overbrakeball1086]

Donald and Douglas are funny in this one, especially when they started singing.

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Absolutely. I want to know what they were singing.

[@connorflaherty175]

Bob Kolterjahn "Flower of Scotland", which is often considered to be Scotland's Anthem.

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Connor Flaherty Thank you.

[@lukecona2749]

"HE'S ENGLISH YOU IDIOTS!" - Toby the Tram Engine.

[@kendjicornely6401]

Donald:What does he think he's doing? Douglas: That sounds like he's jacking off!

[@sargentrowell81]

"HE'S ENGLISH YOU IDIOTS!" That's funny!

[@englishtwister]

Yes Mallard made in England but, Nigel Gresley was born in Edinburgh, so the twins are partly right. Like a scottish father having a child in England

[@darioguerrero2580]

That’s a first that Toby says anything like that

[@FLAME4564]

hahaha LOL funny indeed XD

[@afterburner3068]

I never found these episodes cringeworthy at all! They're actually your funniest Trainz episodes in my opinion! Gordon is adorable in this episode. You're also the funniest Thomas/Trainz KZbinr I've ever watched. 😂

[@lolexplode123]

4:53 Henry: Bullshit. Toby: Bullshit. Donald And Douglas: ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT! James: In front of Mallard?!? Really?!?

[@jimmyhook4852]

XD

[@akirkirkman9127]

LOL

[@trainmaniacstudios8216]

Gordon: I went at 130mph Henry: Bulls**t Donald and Douglas: THAT'S BULLS**T LOL :D

[@DinoMike2986]

Train Maniac Studios in front of the Mallard really

[@tizzy31497]

Poppycock?!?

[@TrainKidSid]

Forgot Toby

[@jakewiebe9895]

As soon as he puffs by I will wheesh him loudly and cover him in shook!

[@lyircalllamawolf5164]

Toby bullshit

[@lylec7755]

Gordon: I’ve gone 130 Everyone:BULL$H!T

[@MiddletownBranchProd.]

You mean BULL$H!T

[@niyaziaktn1596]

You mean BULL SHIT

[@josephyohanis]

That was my favorite part!

[@emmanuelchavis5415]

I agree it's total b*******

[@MOHAWKL4A3124]

Bullshit

[@bluesteel1199]

This show never got old. Still enjoy at 15

[@joehayes9933]

When Gordon said "He did it, I'll do it!" His driver should've said "Not again!"

[@Daniel_Huffman]

His driver would be upwards of 100 years old, taking into account the time it takes to work his way up the ranks of the railway's engines and the time between _Duck and the Diesel Engine_ and the present day.

[@dyllanbowman2957]

😂😂😂😂

[@supercentenarianinformatio5374]

Henry: Not being a big reckless speedy BOOB 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dyllanbowman2957]

*dying of laughter*

[@markerikson7423]

when part 2 is "made for kids": *"THAT'S THE STUPIDEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD!"*

[@bullwinklefan2003]

Heh, and I've gone 130. BS!! BS!! ABSOLUTE BS!!!!! Definitely my favorite part of the video. XD 4:50

[@stevennorthrup5790]

Mine too

[@thomasthetankenginenumber1293]

Donald and Douglas: (Sing Scotish) Toby: HE'S ENGLISH YOU IDIOTS!

[@karaokebackgroundplaylists9878]

Thomas1Edward2Henry3, I absolutely LOVE your Gordon voice! I especially like the Gordon Voice in: - "FULL STEAM AHEAD!" - "Oh no....must go faster....COME ON WHEELS!" - "Hmmf...I've gone 130."

[@clarkcountyfirevideos7191]

Henry: Bullshit Toby: Bullshit Donald and Douglas: ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

[@AbareKillerFan-yo7pe]

4:53

[@DinoMike2986]

7:54 bruh come on son who came up that 😂😂😂😂

[@zeezee2881]

Gordon: Huh! Well i've gone 130... Henry: Bullshit. Toby: Bullshit! Donnie and Dougie: ANSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!

[@jimmyhook4852]

XD

[@jjbackon]

Omg this video came out when I turned two years old I guess this is a birthday present I didn't find until 2022

[@ttterwsmaster]

hi me

[@ellenhaimila6]

Henry bull shit Toby bull shit Donald and Douglas absolute bull shit James in front of mallard really XD I love that scene

[@onetrackmind3558]

Ryan Haimila I know it KILLED ME!!!!!!!

[@RWSfan2024]

Well, Gordon isn’t wrong

[@pogfish4701]

ok hear me out, there is a type of duck called mallard, so therefore duck is mallard in disguise.

[@terrotorotbart8319]

7:56 was hilarious.

[@oologahnorthernrailroad8873]

Indeed

[@caththomson8670]

4:01 I couldn't stop laughing

[@claracarr2473]

*Donald and Douglas starts singing* Me: i cant handle this anymore! Toby: *Looks at donald and douglas* He's english you idiots! Me:*chuckles* Donald and douglas: oh shut your mouth up! Me: fine... This is very funny to me when toby said he english you idiots say me if its funny

[@Choothetraingoddess]

Clara Carr Do you always have to pretend like you're in a video? I hate when people do that. Yeesh....

[@Starkey-zh6ff]

Lol

[@robinbanks2183]

@@Choothetraingoddess agreed...

[@CHOZENBUYSACOUCH]

When Donald and Douglas screamed "All hail Mallard" and then started singing like they had brain problems was hilarious.

[@LePenguin]

3:40 Proof that Duncan never heard of Spencer

[@cavespider6665]

2:52 'Gresley's finest work' You mean the Flying Scotsman?

[@KeruToL]

No

[@DarthWill3]

"Big, reckless, speeding boob!" ROFL You did a good job at imitating Chris Signore's Derek, Banker Buddy. LOL "15 more minutes!" "15 minutes till what?" "Until the Mallard comes! We told you!" "What's a mallard?" Oh, Sydney! ROFL I love blue sharks! "He's ENGLISH, you idiots!!!" ROFL

[@cavespider6665]

*sidney

[@ellenhaimila6]

Reminds me of Gordon and the famous visitor episode from thomas

[@averyhunt2640]

Henry: Bullshit! at 4:53 XD

[@johnpaulfraley2014]

henry sounds like he had a dose of welsh coal

[@fishyfishy6675]

7:55 that was I thinking....

[@DUBMANS]

some say the mallard went so fast his face came off, and thats some high speeding jacking

[@Just_andy588]

Some say the mallards face is still in the atmosphere to this very day

[@gracewood802]

Omg that episode was so funny especially when Duncan Said That the mallard look like a blue Shark and it was funny when Donald And Douglas Thought he was Scottish 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@billyaltavator5425]

Gordon: I’ve gone 130 Everyone:BULLSHIT! LMAO OMG that was priceless

[@tigerboi99]

4:53 Holy crap I’m laughing so hard

[@redracecar2009]

2:42 “Not being a big, reckless, speedy boob.” That made me laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluebellsfan8704]

I love this! So funny and awesome 🤣

[@MikeD57s]

Now that was awesome! Oh that Gordon, he's always very immature!

[@claracarr2473]

mallard: i go at 126 m.p.h. me:*drops mouth open* holy crap!! Gordon: i go at 130 m.p.h Henry: bullsh*t Toby: bullsh*t Me:bullshit Donald and Douglas: absoloulty bullsh*t! Me: yeah Gordon if you go fast as you could no one could like you they would hate you cause you a fast blue engine. Henry Toby Donald and Douglas: oh epic burn Alex! Me: take that gordon! Gordon: oh shut up!

[@mreddiemcdeady4465]

Clara Carr Gordon: I HATE THE MALLARD! THAT BLUE BULLSHIT SHARK BUTT! I WENT 130. ME: GORDON I THINK YOU 30

[@aweirdredtoad3637]

....

[@mreddiemcdeady4465]

prince far i wat I was going crazy when I write this

[@Choothetraingoddess]

Clara Carr Like I said, could you please quit that?

[@pondcat5135]

Gordon Has A Canonical Max Speed Of 100 MPH

[@frankforttheorangee2produc110]

4:08 Donald and Douglas sing a Scottish song until toby says "he's British you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!" Funny

[@mohammadqarawolos]

7:55 this one reminds me of that movie and this is the end (2013) when Daniel McBride and James Franco is arguing about that magazine and J-Off

[@LUCADOLLAR]

Sidney is such a goofball at 3:03-3:07! hilarious at 3:58-4:12

[@karaokebackgroundplaylists9878]

3:42 IT LOOKS LIKE A BLUE SHARRRRRK! - Duncan

[@JacobDreamWorks921]

4:04 Donald and Douglas: (singing)🎵O' FLOWER OF SCOTLAND, WHEN WILL WE SEE YOUR LIKE....🎵 Toby: He's English you idots!🤣🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@mreddiemcdeady4465]

Mallard: I gone 126 mph Gordon: I gone 130 mph Me: *Chuckles* Henry: Bullshit Toby: Bullshit Donald & Douglas: Absolute Bullshit!!! Gordon: Really? How about I turn you all into bullshit? Me: Why don't you go and eat some Gordon Gordon: MOVE MALLARD!!! *Runs into the ditch... again*

[@WesleyO05]

“Bullshit.” “Bullshit!” “ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!!”

[@cnnickanddisneyfanboy9523]

The Engines of Sodor is a very interesting web series in my opinion

[@auburnltl7452]

Donald and Douglas are my new favorites after this.

[@amberlantern9328]

PFFFFF, what kind of engine is that? Looks like a blue Shark! HAHA XDXDXD

[@quarrylocomotiveproduction5439]

But I thought Derek was on diesel 10 side oh wait this is a completely different series

[@jodywelds5379]

“He’s a disGRACE” 😂😂😂

[@11Hulkie]

7:55

[@discontinuedchannel6145]

Mallard: I hit 125.88. Gordon: And I did 130. Henry: Bullcrap. Toby: (louder) Bullcrap! Donald: (EARRAPEINGLY LOUD!) ABSOLUTE BULLCRAP!! (Insert Thomas triggered meme but its James here) James:INFRONT OF THE MALLARD? RLY?

[@jimmyhook4852]

Henry: Bullshit! Toby: Bullshit! Donald and Douglas: Absolute Bullshit! James: In front of Mallard?!! Really?!! That part always cracks me up XD ROFL

[@RWSfan2024]

Well, Gordon isn’t wrong,

[@jimmyhook4852]

@@RWSfan2024 Yep. :)

[@carolcorcoran2043]

Donald and Douglas: Singing some Scottish song Toby: HE’S ENGLISH YOU IDIOTS

[@ThomasBrainLine]

4:50 T1 Trust in a Nutshell.

[@arifakyuz7673]

LOL Seeing the PRR T1 replica built would be one hell of a treat, but I don’t think it can beat Mallard.

[@MarkRobertson-zh5yz]

It will

[@novastardom2689]

wait... i see Thomas, Edward, Percy, Gordon, Henry, Toby, james, Bill, Ben, Mavis, Boco, Arthur, Douglas and donald, Duck, oliver, and stephany, and spencer, and NO EMILY?!

[@ellenhaimila6]

Emily was not made yet back in that year

[@jaytsproductions895]

I know it’s a little late but 2:47

[@galaxyforever70367]

Ryan Haimila Emily was made in 1888

[@trainboy7]

Your Voice Is hilarious! XD

[@jakewiebe9895]

(2:04) Your Gordon voice sounds like it has detail.

[@daniela-tj1cu]

4:53 me when someone says school can help: 4:54 my friends reaction: My cousins reaction 4:56

[@terichavez1751]

Gordon: COME ON WHEELS!

[@thomaseadbhardmcqueen7511]

i like this series.

[@arifakyuz7673]

Wow, The Caledonian twins sure are proud of their Scottish heritage

[@Trainlover1995]

Continuity Error: When Bear is at Vicarstown, he's in BR Green and numbered D3. At Knapford the next morning, he's BR Blue and numbered D7101.

[@tresandmyclass3494]

He (bear) thought that he would be repainted BR blue in honor of the mallard

[@ellieandronansvlogs7081]

@@tresandmyclass3494 no he was blue before he was repainted green but for certain shots T1E2H3 had to use his blue 7101 model instead of his green D3 model.

[@starfishorca2975]

Thomas1Edward2Henry3, your Gordon voice sounds very beautiful and as talented as Alec Baldwin's, and I like that Gordon episode!

[@zebsmoviesdonotterminateor587]

cast Gordon Mallard Bear Thomas James Stepney Stationmaster Sidney Derek Duncan Duke Donald and Douglas Toby Henry James Diesel (cameo) Emily (cameo) Oliver (cameo) Bill and Ben (cameo) Boco (cameo) Spencer (cameo) Albert (cameo) Bertie (cameo) Rusty (cameo) Bertram (cameo) Sir Topham Hatt (cameo) Lorry 1 Lorry 2 and Lorry 3 (faceless and cameo) Bucher the truck (faceless and cameo) Lopago the crane (faceless and cameo)

[@zebsmoviesdonotterminateor587]

jj

[@mohammadqarawolos]

4:34 he knows his name

[@jonathancheng5650]

Henry:bullshit. Toby:bullshit. Donald and Douglas: ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!!!

[@Cnw8701]

Still find it ironic how the Trainz 2006 SI3D Diesel of all characters is one of, if not, the fastest engine in Trainz!

[@mreddiemcdeady4465]

Mallard seems to show off at one point but then seems nice again

[@RayMKlll]

4:57 BERYLLIUM BALOGNA! I mean... BULL FRICKEN HORSE SHIT!

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

+RayMKlll The first one was better.

[@theravenq673]

4:53 beginning of the bullshits

[@robertsowden1454]

I wish I got to see Mallard run. Sadly that was 15 years or so before I was born :(

[@RayMKlll]

+Robert Sowden I don't even live in Europe.

[@robertsowden1454]

+Jinty the Midland Engine She ran until 1985, but she's now been made into a permanent exhibition and the overhaul to restore her would be a good £5 million. Cheaper to build a copy of her.

[@almostkentish3042]

+Jinty the Midland Engine I saw him at 75th! on my birthday! on the anniversary of the run itself! (high pitched squeal)

[@RayMKlll]

6:51 DON'T! YOU! DARE!

[@pluto7763]

When Toby Donald and Douglas said bullshit I was dead crying with laughter

[@DaMrFoundational]

4:55 still gets me LOL

[@paulmishler402]

4:52 everybodys reaction to big world big adventures

[@HavenRailway]

Donald and Douglas I hope they get to sing more in future! 😂

[@nehoodlumsorsomething]

2:42 did he just call gordon a... *boob*

[@percyfan06]

yep

[@Bald_Cat2007]

7:54 I laughed so hard at this that tears were in my eyes

[@Respawntheskullpupper]

Donald and Douglas's singing made me crack up

[@alanalex7384]

does anyone think that the Mallard will appear in the new movie 'The Great Race'. like this comment if you think so

[@ismaeltrujillo8904]

Alan Alex he didn’t make it :(

[@michaelgibbs1970]

He Wasn't

[@shootingstarproductions2530]

Technically, Gordon isn't wrong. Rember that T1E2H3 is American and in America they use MPH. Well in other countries, they use the speed system in Kilometers Per Hour. and 100 MPH is 160 KPH. and KPH is faster than MPH. So yes Gordon can go and over 130.

[@cmdr.gamera4074]

Now the mallard sounds like Alfred?!

[@Murica3]

Girl: what gets you hard? Gordon: New speed records

[@HunterCarrell]

6:34 Gordon: Oh Bollocks

[@lowfurts]

Videogame Devs: *Makes a bad update* The Player base: 4:53

[@mrcrocker2638]

Could you make a scene where Thomas meets the mallard

[@rede2-tjthetrainztmntfnafs798]

Why didn't he have a face

[@kingapollo7515]

@@rede2-tjthetrainztmntfnafs798 because this was uploaded 2013 and there wasn’t a Thomas and friends mallard model so he used mallard that was made by the developers

[@rede2-tjthetrainztmntfnafs798]

@@kingapollo7515 Oh

[@fr8ener96]

4:50 Gordon: I've Gone 130. Henry: Bullsh*t. Toby: Bullsh*t. Donald & Douglas: ABSOLUTE BULLSH*T!!

[@jakewiebe9895]

You have a beautiful Gordon voice just like Alec Baldwin. I love it! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@willhorowitz8806]

I Mallard is there under his own power, then shouldn't it be his 50th birthday in 1988 since the Mallard currently is a static display?

[@RayMKlll]

7:25 YOU'RE NOT BUILT TO GO 130 MPH YA DINGUS!

[@AdamSalomonTV]

3:45 Oh disrespectful, Duncan!

[@dragonzilla6482]

HOW DARE DUNCAN CALL THE MALLARD A SHARK!

[@tresandmyclass3494]

Lol

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

that irish cactus guy says so. in the railway series, however, mallard is a boy in the railway series. check the wiki.

[@Thomas1Edward2Henry3]

oh god how could i be so stupid?! i did not realize that until now. thanks for pointing it out.

[@totallythomasfan10]

The Mallard Is Built In

[@dustinzimmer6346]

Is that the default whistle for mallard. Because that's flying scotsmans whistle in real life.