The Hojo Experience

[@Pilps]

Hey guys, hope you enjoy the Hojo Expereince! They love blowing shit up! I tried to go more cinematic with this one with the hud being turned off etc. Also I finally made a Discord Channel - discord.gg/cwRDZJs Come say hi!

[@silverprotect79]

The Discord Experience.

[@Pilps]

@@silverprotect79 Join the Pilps Empire! :D

[@zamfeerhattim9581]

Do shimazu

[@fallencomrade8925]

Pilps You probably don’t remember me but I really gotta thank you for that advice you gave me on shogun it really helped me out

[@giorgiociaravolol1998]

Team Rocket Discord. Get it? Because this is weeb stuff with rockets? Like the team rocket of Pokemon...ok nevermind

[@dacoolnesschannel5083]

"Did you capture the Castle?" "Yes." "At what cost?" "The castle."

[@kogerugaming]

Ally: Did you capture the castle? Hojo: No. Ally: Why? Hojo: There is no castle. Ally: But there was one! Hojo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jrezecordero7943]

Based as in you managed to delete the ground the castle sits on

[@SirNarax]

"Yeah I am calling from Castle Minor Repairs Inc and I went to the address and can't seem to find the Castle just an empty hill and field." "Oh yeah, that is the castle." "Sir?"

[@willstob]

"The enemy have retreated to their fort!" Hojo: "I don't see any fort, all I see is a soon-to-be W A S T E L A N D"

[@Pilps]

*gimli laugh from the two towers* heh heh heh heh

[@Wolf6119]

"He would see this country burn if it meant he could be Shogun of the ashes."

[@boxtank5288]

'That Fort should stop existing' *A few groups of Fire Rockets* 'I said STOP EXISTING, not be a scorched husk.' *Wave after wave of EXPLOSION* 'Better.'

[@sirawitmangmee7417]

It​ will​ soon be​ a​ wasteland -Apocalypse tank​ C n​ C​ Red​ alert​

[@SpaceKnight105]

THESE FIRE ROCKETS JUST PUSHED AWAY THE HAIL STORM ROCKET BATTERY

[@TheZombifiedGuy]

Man, that "cheaper to repair castles" Hojo trait has never seemed so relevant

[@Pilps]

very true words aha

[@dawgpad]

@@Pilps Question, does destroying more of the castle add onto how much it costs to repair? If so, how much would you have spent without the cheaper bonus?

[@giathuanleviet4138]

@@dawgpad yes

[@willmaastricht7618]

@@dawgpad the cost is based on the level of the castle as well as how much damage, so hard to calculate

[@derkturtle7191]

@@willmaastricht7618 I think it was a joke

[@pekicodex6233]

"And this right here is one of our many practice ranges." "Sir, that's an enemy castle." "Correct. Perfect practice range for our mangonels."

[@Pilps]

Hojo's favourite pass time is destroying fortress's only to rebuild them better and stronger :D

[@grandstrategos1144]

Pilps So, essentially Restaurant: Impossible but with castles instead of restaurants

[@slasher8765]

@@Pilps oh shit thats why they get bonuses to castles, everything makes sense

[@sannyer633]

also how'd feudal japan make RPGs?

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@Pilps So... The Imperial Fists?

[@kaijuslayer3334]

Hojo players when they unlock Fire Rockets: *”It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns.”*

[@Pilps]

*laughs in gunpowder*

[@grandstrategos1144]

Clans of Japan: nooo you can’t use siege artillery on Kyoto!!! That’s a sacred city!!! Hojo: haha fire projecting mangonel go swooosh

[@Pilps]

HEH HEH BOOMS

[@Monika-ok6lp]

Still Hojo: Then we have ... the "KATYUSHA" *fire rockets go boom boom

[@paleface171]

(Shrugs) Hojo: "Meh, your only mad because we are doing it first."

[@chupakabra1999]

*We will rebuilt it better*

[@VarangianGuard13]

But they're making it more sacred.. more holy, one might say.. many, many more holy buildings.. Swiss cheese levels of holy.

[@tubplunger]

"NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU MUST FACE ME IN HONORABLE COMBAT!" "Haha, gunpowder go *drown out by explosions*"

[@Pilps]

Heh heh rockets go *boom*

[@MWRJET]

“WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS!!!

[@Khornecussion]

@@Pilps " Ow. My tinnitus. "

[@alikuzyaka2152]

"Remember, your objective is to capture the settlement, not to destroy it"

[@diogenes926]

Lies

[@captaintorchman1046]

Hojo: do I even care though....?

[@faizalf119]

"Well, that shed over there still stand"

[@Pilps]

C-c-capture?

[@soldiersPL]

Thank god that this is not Attila, or Hojo would get 0 loot from razing settlements

[@qwaku4907]

Hojo : best castle builders in Japan Also hojo: *turns rival clan castles to ashes* "No no, he's got a point"

[@Pilps]

hojo clans favourite pass time is destroying castles and fortresses only to rebuild them better and stronger :D

[@MagnusVictor2015]

Hojo: "Haha! Our castles are the finest in all of Japan!" Bruised survivors: "Your castles are the *only ones left* in all of Japan!"

[@simonepazsimon7219]

They know how to build them so they also know how to destroy it effectively

[@ahumanlookingraccoon8147]

@@MagnusVictor2015 hidden gem of a reply, had me cackling for a solid minute or 5

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

@@MagnusVictor2015 hence why there the best *fans away piles of ash*

[@daimpthing]

I just love how whenever a wall is destroyed, everyone hops like 50 feet into the air

[@Pilps]

the beauty of shogun 2 aha

[@losthero0]

I was thinking maybe because Japan or someone might have said something about to much gore to allow the game into certain countries

[@notubutme3048]

@@losthero0 I know this is super late, but if im remebering correctly the reason why that happens is due to a bug that the devs never bothered to to fix or something like that.

[@amongdrip8073]

@@notubutme3048 Wait so Japanese people don't fly straight up when hit at a wall Headon?

[@notubutme3048]

@@amongdrip8073 I mean, they might. Japanese people are built different.

[@SolProxy]

"Men, we will defend this castle to the last man! You will not leave and give an inch to the enemy!" "Sir, they're bombing us with a 100 mangonel army with barely anyone to protect them! Shouldn't we sally out and attack them instead of sitting in big piles like this?" "DID I STUTTER?!"

[@Pilps]

You basically summed up the entirety of this Campaigns enemy AI 😂

[@stevencooper4422]

It's like they are being napalmed in a 1960s Vietnam village

[@faizalf119]

After the general died of a bomb "you know what, screw this I'm leaving"

[@soldiersPL]

Its even worse in Fall of the Samurai, especially for Saga or Tosa, one for bonuses to arty, other for bonuses for naval bombardment.

[@Dondolini94]

"explosives get invented" Hojo melee infantry: Am i a joke to you?

[@Pilps]

Heh heh Gunpowder is the Hojo's favourite invention!

[@CollinBuckman]

Hojo: blow up the enemy indiscriminately. Otomo: "Are you challenging me?"

[@Pilps]

They are basically brothers but with different Religious beliefs aha

[@tvnetworks6610]

@@Pilps Do Shogun 2. This time. As P O R T U G A L Mod

[@ei4222]

What about the british mod

[@hidefreek6905]

Otomo is cheaper for all gunpowder..... while Hojo has the best Fire rocket in the game..... One easily mass product [decreased cost and shortest muster time while other is the best bombing]

[@grandforge6300]

"Ah, a worthy challenge! *Our battle will be legendary!"*

[@faizalf119]

Imagine they keep improving their explosive techniques and when Admiral Perry come and say "we have gunboats" and Japan responded by bombarding them with Katyusha rocket like barrage.

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@losthero0]

Would have been very different historically. Edit: considering the westerners were the ones that armed them first

[@Lawnmower737]

Understandable, have a nice day

[@timtams_6]

@@losthero0 armed them with guns and cannons yes but the japanese already had fire rockets, hand mortars and trebuchets way before the westerners arrived

[@Loremaster68]

@@timtams_6 I wish hand mortars were good in shogun 2...they look so fkn cool

[@Gonboo]

"You see that castle?" "Yes Sir!" "I don't want to" "Yes Sir!" Hojo Experience.

[@Pilps]

*FIRE ROCKETS INTENSIFIES!*

[@AzelleNoirre]

This is gold

[@artinyyk]

Nothing like 20 minutes of constant explosions before bed.

[@Pilps]

True ASMR content

[@cyborghyena]

huehue

[@TheAxeaman]

Wait, you don’t fall asleep to the sound of death and destruction?

[@AceMontage]

these vids always appear before bed, shogun2 experience and scp

[@Vanishingink4]

@@Pilps reminds me of the war

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

other samurai: they are fighting without honor Hojo: welcome to the future old man

[@faizalf119]

Hojo: wrote the kanji for the word "honor" on the bomb. "there, happy now old man?"

[@Pilps]

PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

@@Pilps there is something funny about otomo and hojo uniting forces being the new modern millitary more or less

[@JVDAWG1]

Victory washes away dishonor

[@ladywaffle2210]

"Honorable? I think you misspelled 'inefficient', Lord Shimazu."

[@Schniedragon88]

When you need to carpet bomb your enemies but you haven't invented aircraft yet.

[@Pilps]

The Hojo has got your back!

[@Vanishingink4]

Isn’t that what birds and duct tape is for

[@abysswalker1282]

Other clans: you call throwing bombs and rockets around a honorable fight ? Hojo: hey, as long as it works.

[@Pilps]

caution, friendly fire is inevitable

[@abysswalker1282]

@@Pilps f

[@solarsalesman1374]

Hojo: Haha, ball go boom boom

[@chargingnoisesintensify6335]

in the words of the otomo: "victory wipes away dishonour"

[@handlesarecringe957]

"Artillery brings dignity to what would otherwise be an ugly brawl"

[@noviceleader8745]

Nobody: Hojo: *laughs in death and absolute destruction* and I thought it was bloody before you got fire rockets...

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*

[@italocastillo7113]

No one: Some frontline Yari Ashigarus talking with each other: "Aren´t we in danger close range?" "Since when Hojo Ujiyasu cares about danger close?"

[@Pilps]

*laughs in friendly fire*

[@brainwasher9876]

I appreciate this reference.

[@Chuckfng]

Its """"surgical""""" strikes

[@ryanp.2201]

"But it's a lucky thing, cause I had my pieces." "Your pieces?" "My Mangonels!" "Oh! My." "So anyway, I started L A U N C H I N G"

[@Pilps]

Best comment i've read so far :'D

[@unuboldbrook1978]

Aahahaaa

[@hannibalburgers477]

If it was R:TW you could continue it with "I don't see so good so I missed."

[@BadSkeelz]

Hojo: Deploy tons of explosives-throwing ashigaru Bomb Throwing Samurai: "Hey that looks like fun"

[@Pilps]

HEH HEH

[@Mrkabrat]

"If applying explosions inst working, thats because you arent using enough" Hoji clan motto

[@Pilps]

Best summary of a Shogun 2 clan ever. :D

[@spycat6773]

I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

[@morganm2313]

@@spycat6773 That's Otomo, not Hojo.

[@spycat6773]

Morgan M your right my guy

[@Hemdael]

When taking Kyoto: I will rule this island or see it burnt to ash around me.

[@Pilps]

FOR THE HOJO

[@kogerugaming]

Well, Hojo is kinda both..

[@paleface171]

Was that a Star Craft reference from Arcturus Mengsk?

[@slightlyburntmarshmallow4301]

OH MY GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSS I LOVE THIS STUFF

[@Pilps]

Hope you enjoy it :D

[@Chris-hq7mb]

@@Pilps YES WE DO :)))))

[@darwis1464]

@@Pilps broo! as soon i saw this in my recommendation my cock was throbbing! do Date next

[@Ruffles2255]

Man the castle repair crew must love Hojo after each battle

[@Pilps]

When they hear those Fire Rockets coming closer they start getting the sweats!

[@kaptenlemper]

On the bright side, think of all the jobs reconstruction's gonna bring in! It's a win-win situation!

[@MechWarrior894]

*The Tower INTENSIFIES *

[@rizalalbar]

@@kaptenlemper remembering hojo clan traits. They getting payed less though.

[@apollyon3367]

I love how all battles are basically "Explosions.mp4"

[@Pilps]

It’s the only way as the Hojo

[@scouter1789]

Medieval 2 Advisor: "Remember, the objective is to *take* the castle, not *destroy* it!"

[@Pilps]

Hojo's favourite pass time is seigeing castles & destroying them, only to rebuild them better & stronger!

[@ineednochannelyoutube5384]

And ironically it ia medieval that lets you build great bombards....

[@Alwindar1]

Portuguese Merchant: What makes Hojo Clan different from other clans Hojo Clan: *Fortunate Son starts* Freedom, Freedom and more Freedom

[@Pilps]

*laughs in gunpowder*

[@cohortConnor]

MrSmartDonkey: “Hojo aren’t that good.” Pilps: *”I’ll f***ing do it again”*

[@Pilps]

*laughs in hojo*

[@Luca-sl7tb]

6:42 "My lord, are you sure that's not too many friendly casualt-" "No such as a friendly fire if they're not my friends man-thing-kun! Now keep shoot-blasting them, yes-yes!"

[@Pilps]

A few friendly fires is nothing too much to worry about right?

[@luckysuryajaya1015]

@@Pilps a small price of salvation for bigger goal indeed

[@kabob0077]

@@luckysuryajaya1015 The death of a million is a necessity! Don't you see, Command Duty Officer?

[@luckysuryajaya1015]

@@kabob0077 My dudes, my fellow submariner

[@kabob0077]

@@luckysuryajaya1015

[@banzaiperson]

"Infantry wins firefights. Tanks win battles. Artillery wins wars."

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@music-lv3dl]

@@Pilps *time to taste “Artillery only when?”*

[@vlkolak8370]

Everyone: "Nooooo you can't just make Japan look like the surface of the moon" Hojo: "hahahaha bombs go booooom"

[@Pilps]

*Laughs in Fire Rockets*

[@sorrowfultime]

Hojo's Bizzare adventure's *Siege is Unbreakable*

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*

[@StonegazeSteam]

HBA part 1: Explosive Blood. HBA part 2: Bombardment Tendency HBA part 3: Gunpowder Crusaders

[@BrodyAlsonze]

@@StonegazeSteam HBA 5: Vento Destroyo HBA 6: No Ocean HBA 7: Steel Rocket Run HBA 8: Hojolion HBA 9: *HOJOLAND* (my shogunate bitches)

[@Tykus59]

Hojotaro

[@sunjian5458]

How I play Hojo: Channel my inner Rogal Dorn and build mighty fortresses upon which my enemies may hurl themselves and die. How PILPS plays the Hojo: Channels his inner Iron Warrior and destroys EVERYTHING.

[@Pilps]

Heh heh *laughs in gunpowder*

[@restitvtor6398]

I'm fortifying this comment

[@seralicious6475]

Typical hater I am fortifying your comment on fortifying.

[@enzoyanggie24]

Yes.

[@restitvtor6398]

@@seralicious6475 lemme just build another fortified position on top of your fortifications just to dab on the iron warriors

[@MaminOboltus]

My favourite anime is Shogun 2

[@Pilps]

Heh heh my favourite episodes are the *boom* ones

[@MaminOboltus]

@@Pilps mine too :3

[@johngonzales8535]

@@Pilps *_Insert MICHAEL BAY Explosions Here_*

[@drevniysamurai]

Ждëм 3-ий сезон)

[@Suomismg]

"The war is over at last only silence and then there is tinnitus" Ancient haiku after Hojo won the war.

[@Pilps]

I can sadly relate to this horrific reality, i have Tinnitus! Not fun! D:

[@budgetcommander4849]

@@Pilps Damn, must suck being a Tojo

[@tylermcneeley3136]

That's one to many syllables bub. *throws your water tribe ass out on the streer*

[@Suomismg]

@@tylermcneeley3136 Modern or traditional?

[@tylermcneeley3136]

@@Suomismg Que?

[@stangota5187]

Otomo: We have guns Hojo: Hold my bomb

[@Pilps]

*laughs in hand mortars*

[@kriegertechpriest7011]

Otomo: Looks down at the lit bomb then at the fleeing Hojo* Son of a bi-

[@Sasputa]

All the other clans: nooo you can't just use guns to blow stuff up Hojo: Hahaha fire rocket go big boom boom.

[@Pilps]

They very much go boom boom >:D

[@vixenous1404]

I legit just watched both Otomo and Takeda experience, then i see 20 minutes later another one with Hojo... Well, time to grab some snack and enjoy the show All in all, great editing and keep it up, you're awesome!

[@Pilps]

Perfect timing! Glad you enjoy the videos :)

[@сергейпопач-б8з]

Hojo Fire Rockets: Do you small that? . General: What? . Hojo Fire Rockets: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…

[@Pilps]

The Hojo's favourite smell

[@Joaosantos22114]

*"Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."* - Unnamed Hojo Fire Bomb Thrower.

[@Pilps]

Oh i love that Ork qoute from Dawn of War so much

[@joshuabecton4746]

Dawn of War.. love it. Work Waaaagg intensifies. Ork rush is so strong lol

[@Cookiescool2]

Ah yes, I've read accounts about the sounds of *_19th_* *_century_* *_bugles_* ringing across the battlefields of medieval Sengoku Japan Gotta love the sound bugs that come with Shogun 2 modding, still can't fix them in my game

[@Pilps]

i think the worst bug is when arrows sound like guns, i remember that being a thing and it terrified me aha

[@tomoko-heika8402]

So, i see that the Hojo are a Imperial Guard regiment now, cool!!

[@Pilps]

I can see the resemblance aha

[@l.l1969]

Funny that the Hōjō used to sort of "rule" Japan (under regency, I think) when it was under the Kamakura Shogunate, which was overthrown by the Kenmu Restoration (by the Emperor and the Ashikaga) then the Ashikaga Shogunate. So the devastation you brought as the Hōjō upon Kyoto can be called as revenge and the restoration of the Kamakura. Or perhaps Hōjō will say "screw it, Hōjō Shogunate it is". Either way, great video~

[@Pilps]

Revenge is sweet when it involves blowing everything up :D

[@l.l1969]

@@Pilps (Sorry for being a bit pushy, but can you do Hattori/Ikko Ikki later?)

[@ElFacilHero]

but that's a different hojo

[@liaogregor4047]

that's a different Hojo in fact...... Go-Hojo's origin was Isei Shinkuro after he gained Sagami and claimed his clan's power, and then his son Hojo Ujitsuna finally changed the name into Hojo for clan and his father, simply because his wife is successor of Kamakura Hojo. Technically, these two Hojo have no relationships other then Ujitsuna's wife

[@rfx1761]

Hojo: "Geneva Convention more like Geneva suggestion"

[@Pilps]

heh heh fire rockets go *boom*

[@gerardmagos3608]

To summarise "do you see that castle" "yes my lord" "i don't want to" *cue DoW basilisk voice SHATTER THEIR SKY*

[@Pilps]

*Laughs in fire rockets*

[@PuppetierMaster]

Hojo: _"I love the smell of firebombs in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin' samurai body. The smell, you know that gunpowder smell, the whole hill. Smelled like victory..."_

[@Pilps]

Oooooh, it's a beautiful smell. The kinda of beautiful smell that smells, smelly

[@carlobaruzzi22]

People in castle be like: Our hill is fortified by the biggest castle in Japan nothing can destroy it. Hojo be like: It's free real estate

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@MechWarrior894]

"Are you sure?"

[@wintergg8586]

I've no jokes been waiting so impatiently for this video. This is like the best total war content. Keep up the good work.

[@Pilps]

Thanks dude i'm glad you like the videos :D

[@trenttetley2198]

@@Pilps he does not like, he loves

[@giorgiannicartamancini3917]

- My lord, our ninja managed to infiltrate into the enemy fortress and has opened its gate for us! - Very well, B U R N I T T O T H E G R O U N D

[@Pilps]

*laughs in fire rockets* :D

[@noctusfury6918]

He was a traitor anyway. 😂

[@62Scorch62]

What the history books didn't mention was that during the Siege of Kawagoe, what the Hojo reinforcements fired when they arrived to help lift the siege of Kawagoe Castle wasn't a signal flare to let the defenders know they were there to help, it was just the first fire rocket they shot when they began Exterminatus on the enemies besieging the castle.

[@Pilps]

Friendly fire was massive during this conflict. But the Hojo covered it up as *acceptable casualties*

[@mitino680]

Hojo: "we got heavy artillery" The Enemy: "You heard them, lets make a moshPit in the middle of the castle" nice video

[@Pilps]

:'D haha! Glad you enjoyed :)

[@Jonsoner]

Honestly, no game has made me fell so brutally strong as Total War: Shogun 2 with a full army of Hojo Fire rockets. Magic in Warhammer 2 is kiddie league. Except the fall of the samurai expansion gatling gun + armstrong cannon armies. Is like. Stay far away and be bombarded or come closer and be mowed down.

[@Pilps]

The true power of Gunpowder is shown in Medieval Japan! >:D

[@DemoClan324]

"ANY QUESTIONS?" Hojo Fire Rocketeer: "When do we open fire?"

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@cacao8635]

Gunpowder *exists* Hojo: "Let's have fun"

[@Pilps]

*laughs in gunpowder*

[@kogerugaming]

Other clans: You think using guns, rockets and cannons are honorable? Hojo: Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

[@Pilps]

Siege units go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@kishinasura1989]

Oda: I bring the finest spearmen. what do you bring? Hojo: Hell

[@jamesausten9766]

Nice castle you have there...shame if someone bathed it in unholy hellfire.

[@Pilps]

UNHOLY?! Nothing unholy about our mighty Fire Rockets & Hand Mortars!

[@kishinasura1989]

Build Team: Licks chops

[@Zeawsomee]

"Hmm, I feel like plant a forest here, but I forgot my shovel. Get the Bomb throwers and the rest to make some holes and distribute the fertiliser clumped there" "General, that is the enemy army" "Hmm, your right. Ash would be a better fertiliser. Get the mangonels to fire first"

[@Pilps]

Haha 😂 brilliant!

[@praetors772]

No matter how many times I see it- seeing those mangonels actually hit a tightly grouped enemy army is so damn satisfying~ Yet another awesome Shogun vid- really hope you keep this series going and make more awesome videos!

[@Pilps]

They are beautiful! Also don't worry i will! And more! Stay tuned :)

[@aziscakep640]

0:28-0:30 Pilps: Wait Orbital Bombardment Hmm Pilps in Mind: hmm Yeah i think i Know Which clan That Love Blow thing up to Ruin in Total War Shogun 2 òwó

[@MazzaAzi]

Japan: *Has forts build from the literal ground up so they can't be destroyed* Hojo: "He he, fort go bye bye." Japan:*Has a horse based wa-* Hojo: "He he, horsey go bye bye." Japan:*Has a-* Hojo: "He he, boat go bye bye."

[@faizalf119]

Admiral Perry: "we have gunbo-" Hojo: "He he, gunboat go bye bye"

[@Pilps]

haha laughs in *exterminatus*

[@balintnemes6774]

"Im Hojo Daimyo, and im here to ask one question, and one question only. EXPLOSIONS!?!?"

[@Pilps]

Hojo Clan: Yes.

[@cupur]

Torque??

[@aesbelpalatheon7400]

"Remember that the objective is to capture, not to destroy the city!" -Total war councillor

[@Pilps]

Hojo's favourite pass time is destroying terribly build castles and rebuilding them stronger and better!

[@BrodyAlsonze]

*I see that as a no,* - Hojo leader

[@eiskohl8575]

Hojo Daimyo, General and every soldier : "I love the smell of gunpowder in the morning!" Keep up the amazing work dude, your videos are getting better with each upload!

[@Pilps]

It's their favourite! And thank you, glad you enjoy the videos! :D

[@ganggasprakoso1286]

Tutorial: "your aim iso to capture the castle, not destroy it!" Hojo: *proceeds to deploy MLRS"

[@sethleoric2598]

"Do you see that castle over there?" "Yes my lord." "I don't want to."

[@Sasputa]

YES! FINALLY ANOTHER UPLOAD. I love your content and was just waiting for another upload. I have not started with the video, but I know it will be good.

[@Pilps]

Thank you! :D Hope you enjoy

[@ankou28]

The man who sells artillery: How many do you want? Hojo: *yes*

[@Pilps]

YES

[@Four_clownpieces]

"If you just bomb the castle from existence you won't even need the effort of seige lmao" -Some Hojo general at some point, probably... btw, i got unsubed from this channel by KZbin so what is going on?

[@TheRoflstranger]

Yeah I just realised by reading your comment that I was also unsubbed. What the hell youtube?

[@deadboi2249]

youtube sometimes glitches out. i learned that the hard way since i subbed to 900+ channels

[@Pilps]

KZbin stinks sometimes D:

[@1Meme2UniteThemAll]

Son, you see that castle? Yes my lord! I dont want to. Yes my lord!

[@darthnoxthegerman]

"Raining fire upon the enemy has a devestating effect on their morale" -The Tutorial Guy

[@bobbyhill5067]

Fire Rocket: 🔥 asf my lord

[@lonewanzerpilot]

You get my like for making the Mangonel, the most despised unit in the roster look good. No other player is going to use that unit but dammit it looks awesome.

[@Pilps]

you gotta give it some love! the explosions on impact look like little mini mushroom clouds :D

[@vlad7484]

I use it

[@barcelosm6395]

I love that you're making these shogun 2 videos in 2020. It's really a testament to the game's quality. Keep up the good work :)

[@Ryan.2]

If only my game would start I would be enjoying it like everyone else.

[@barcelosm6395]

legit gamer42 There are a lot of reasons for a game not starting... Google is your friend in trying to solve that.

[@Ryan.2]

@@barcelosm6395 Thanks, I'll see what I can do.

[@barcelosm6395]

@@Ryan.2 If you provide me with some details maybe I can help but usually what I do is search on google what the error/problem is and check steam forums and usually there is a solution :)

[@Ryan.2]

@@barcelosm6395 I've got it, but thanks for the offer.

[@handlesarecringe957]

Oda: NOOOO YOU CANT JUST DESTROY AN ENTIRE CITY NOOOO Hojo: haha fire rockets go brrr

[@Pilps]

Fire Rockets are my business & business is *booming*

[@RocketHarry865]

This coming from the guy who set on fire an entire mountain covered with temples and killed anyone who tried to exit it

[@makoto98]

Video: operation exterminatus My brain: the enemy’s safety has become their tomb… FOR THE EMPEROR

[@roguewasbanned4746]

I always imagine myself doing something like the princess Mononoke scenes with the fire bombers. So fun to watch the enemy take 1 layer of wall just to throw bombs onto them from the next layer up

[@hunkydory7139]

5:19 Bowman: FRIENDLY FIRE! Samurai: What did he say? Bomb thrower: I think he told us to fire!

[@Pilps]

Friendly fire? We call that *acceptable casualties* here in the Hojo!

[@mrtan5641]

Im actually using your videos as guides to play each faction. Thanks for the help.in my shogun 2 campaign. So far otomo and hojo are my fav

[@Pilps]

Glad to hear it and that you enjoy the videos! :D

[@furiouspanda7612]

God Emperor: So what can you do? Otomo : We have guns. Takeda : Me go horsey ride. Hojo : We can make our enemies explode and burn in holy fire in more ways than one. God Emperor: I WANT HIM! Some Primarch: But there are other cla-. God Emperor: I DON’T CARE!

[@Pilps]

LMAO This comment is perfect!

[@metalltitan]

Fine work of art as always! Been playing with your modlist now and just finished a domination campaign with the Tokugawa. Such a good choice/combination of mods, love it!

[@Pilps]

Awesome, thank you! And glad you're enjoying the mods! :D

[@PurddyBirddy]

“OH NO THERE ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE” “No it’s just the Hojos”

[@Pilps]

heh heh heh

[@hajimeokajima]

Random Samurai in a castle: Man... I can't wait the shift to end and see the fireworks with Miyomi. *Looks up in the sky* Wait... It started already? *They come towards him* OH SHIIIIII- **BOOOOOM!!!**

[@Pilps]

*Laughs in fire rockets*

[@iamscreaming4336]

you deliver these edited montages of a certain nation in total war shogun 2 very quickly compared to other people.

[@Pilps]

Lockdown i have more spare time :)

[@DarronGA]

Bet the other clans weren't expecting to be shellshocked world war 1 style

[@Pilps]

it's the hojo's favourite tactic, blow everything the fuck up until either they are all dead or they are too scared to even fight :D

[@gabbo3272]

I don't usually watch Total War stuff but man congrats you just put an incredible amount of work in a single video. The sub is a must

[@Pilps]

Thanks man glad you liked it :)

[@trainknut]

"What makes me a good Demoman?" _IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YOU!_

[@Pilps]

Damm, i missed out on Demoman memes for this! Will have to use them for future gunpowder unit videos! :D

[@tksilver3766]

Pilps : Deploys Firebomb Throwers Frontline Soldiers : *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Pilps]

Heh heh *Acceptable Casualties*

[@sigmaxxiv]

Therapist: "what seems to be the problem?" Me: "Japanese Katyushas, they scare me." Therapist: "Ha ha, Japanese Katyushas aren't real, thay can't hurt you." Me: 18:43

[@Pilps]

*laughs in fire rockets* >:D

[@owenstockwood5040]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_75_130_mm_Multiple_Rocket_Launcher That therapist needs to do some more research.

[@RocketHarry865]

Therapist: Korean Katyushas are real though

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

@@RocketHarry865 oh shit, I've seen that in totally accurate battle simulator, but I forgot the name OH NO WAIT!!! HWACHAS

[@Izumi_02]

when explosion based weapon is an option in japan warring time the battle : well that was quick

[@Pilps]

*Laughs in gunpowder*

[@Izumi_02]

@@Pilps heh

[@SwindoMMT]

Hojo General: "See that castle over there?" Hojo Artillery officer: "Yes my lord?" General: "I don't want to." Officer: "Understood my lord."

[@monke6395]

Every time the army swings their arms back and forth screaming, I just picture all of them saying "HOOPLA!" really loudly

[@Pilps]

That's hilarious aha

[@darthwidow9031]

Me, watching my favorite clan blow shit up: Oh, it's beautiful.

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@cecilchesley7406]

"hey, you know how the Otomo use explosions to throw balls of metal? yeah, lets replace the gun barrel with a melon sized ball of pure hatred."

[@Pilps]

heh heh *laughs in fire rockets*

[@garyotis1462]

Ok... that was epic

[@Pilps]

Heh heh, fire rockets and hand mortars go *boom boom*

[@denisptitsyn7390]

15:40 in the emperor's name let none survive

[@antonkrieg3708]

The IG theme alone got you a sub! Nice work!

[@Pilps]

Hell yeah! I’m thinking of doing dawn of war videos too!