I could say the same about your profile picture, which I just right-click saved.
@videogamerNattie9811 ай бұрын
Like fine wine given how the NFT market is going.
@scoonie618611 ай бұрын
Have you seen the nft market right now? Almost every single nft now is completely worthless.
@Hisnitch11 ай бұрын
Cope. Seethe. Mald.
@Damian-03x311 ай бұрын
Please be a parody account... It's weird that nft's are still a thing that exists in 2023.
@DD-zh4by4 ай бұрын
I met the developers of My Pet Hooligan at work. We were hosting an NFT "convention". 2,000 people were expected to attend. The final tally? 300 people. Almost entirely comprised of exhibitors. I watched a guy play through the level they had set up a dozen times. It got so desperate the exhibitors tried to sell us, the staff working the hall, on their ponzi scheme. It was very fitting, and embarrassing.
@thecolourfulpill2 ай бұрын
@@DD-zh4by Sounds rough. I'd honestly hate to be anywhere near these people, so I legitimitely feel sorry that you had to be there.
@hardlikepotatoe1361Ай бұрын
Can you imagine being related to some of these people?
@theunknowman12Ай бұрын
Well at least you get them paycheck for that experience
@blueleaf151311 ай бұрын
It took steam years to accumulate a mountain of low effort, copy paste type games and somehow Epic managed to do the same in less than a year, even worse since some of these are full on scams.
@Lewtable11 ай бұрын
Tbf it didn't take years as much as it took removing quality control. For years there wasn't that much low effort / scammy / shovelware games on Steam because they were fairly strict about what was allowed to be sold on Steam through the Greenlight system. Hell, I remember there being indie games that were big successes like Shovel Knight running their small campaigns trying to get people to acknowledge them and vote for them to get greenlit on Steam. At some point they stopped doing that and it got immediately flooded. There's still some standards as to what is allowed to be sold, but as long as you don't break those standards it is incredibly easy to get your game up on Steam.
@kylegonewild11 ай бұрын
@@Lewtable The Greenlight system was not strict at all lol. Part of the reason it was scrapped was how easy it was to manipulate and get dogshit "games" greenlit. They ultimately decided it was better to just make everyone pay the same cut, remove games that violate your Terms of Service, but otherwise rely on buyers and word of mouth to keep you from wasting money on asset flips and obvious scams. There's a sea of trash on Steam but that's no different than the sea of shitware you'd find in the bargain bin at brick and mortar stores for decades.
@dojelnotmyrealname401811 ай бұрын
Things were way worse in the past. Steam got good at hiding shovelware. They're still on the store but since they're not on the frontpage nobody gives a shit. The greenlight era was horrible in comparison. @@Lewtable
@the-handcuffs11 ай бұрын
Steam has tons of early access games that just get canceled, not longer being developed and then you get nothing back. Epic has refunded my money i spended on early access games on there plattform, without me even taking any actions about that. it just came out of the blue.
@MacMashPotato11 ай бұрын
@@Lewtable or the indie dev could just ya know, pay steam the 100 dollars to have the game listed.
@LexiBelleGaming10 ай бұрын
You know a dev has a high bar for quality when they name themselves "Playable Games"
@IdiotamSpielen7 ай бұрын
Playable Games is thqat name that I would give my company in a simulator, but not in the real world...
@operator80145 ай бұрын
Higher bar than Ubisoft.
@oneofthoseyoutubeusers5 ай бұрын
@@operator8014 'Unplayable Games'
@williamdrum98994 ай бұрын
Playathreeull
@soupcangaming6624 ай бұрын
@@operator8014 C-grade games
@josemedina180511 ай бұрын
Big respect for Steam and their stance against this stuff. At this point, Epic is only known as that game launcher you check once every week to maybe claim free games, if they're even worth claiming, of course. They clearly don't want the average gamer to use their platform.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
The free games lately have been pretty underwhelming / bad so I've stopped using it even for that. Right now it's only for crypto games, and the once every 3 months I play Fortnite
@Marvin-mq9rk11 ай бұрын
You said it perfectly ive never spent a penny on the epic games store I only ever check for free games and even then I still don't check it every week or consistently at all
@josemedina180511 ай бұрын
@@jauwnYeah, either bad games or repeats of good games they've already given away multiple times.
@bigweld679211 ай бұрын
Steam just has a different type of shovelware, there is so many asset flip hentai puzzle games on steam it's crazy
@cupriferouscatalyst370811 ай бұрын
I only really know Epic as the Unreal Engine launcher, I keep forgetting they have a tab for games too
@OldSpaghettifactory892 ай бұрын
Steam banning nft and crypto games may have been a blessing to the devs, if they were on steam everyone could tell from the charts just how dead they are without having to play them
@rattlesnaik10 ай бұрын
This is probably not worth commenting, but the gas station called Pass'n'Gas in the rabbit game is literally stolen from the early days of Fortnite. They can't even come up with their own jokey name for a gas station.
@jauwn10 ай бұрын
Lol and the car is from Cars
@questionabletopic96529 ай бұрын
even older than that. 7 days to die has used that for their gas stations. and that game predates fortnite@@jauwn
@LmaoJohnny2279 ай бұрын
@@questionabletopic9652 Wanted to say that, still can't forget that game.
@williamdrum98998 ай бұрын
One of the few things I liked about the bunny game... and it's gone
@kamikan227 ай бұрын
the shooter moba is literally a copypasta of a shooter moba on epic that released when mobas where a thing
@monody11 ай бұрын
Also, Nexus is not just a Lyra flip. It's also a Paragon flip. Those moba assets they used are all from Epic's discontinued moba that they plunked onto their asset store for free.
@firefireburnjunk11 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that when I saw Nexus come up lol. I'm glad to see another cultured individual.
@cubezapper11 ай бұрын
I thought so, looked really similar to Paragon
@atrane36511 ай бұрын
At least they put the assets to free use. I kinda enjoyed Paragon when it was up
@sandakureva11 ай бұрын
Those assets are a godsend... if you intent to use them to learn how they work. Of course, these crypto devs are just being super lazy.
@galloviking476610 ай бұрын
Man I loved Paragon and its death is the reason I hate Epic's guts so much. Lt Belica my beloved.
@GabbieTheFox11 ай бұрын
The thing with Blanko's is that it was originally an Early Access game with no Crypto or NFT functionality at launch (and it had in-game item trading without the NFT integration) and during that first year, it had a relatively small but thriving population of players. But as soon as the pandemic hit and NFTs started exploding in popularity, the developers shifted focus to shoehorn NFTs in, which understandably immediately alienated it's existing playerbase. Sad to see that it got abandoned and died out.
@HappyBeezerStudios5 ай бұрын
The whole visuals make me think someone thought "What if we combine Fall Guys with Minecraft/Roblox"
@KnakuanaRka5 ай бұрын
What a pity. ;~;
@MrPrajitura3 ай бұрын
Honestly, the art style for Blanko looks quite cute. Too bad it got massacred by the crypto bros
@aimthemarkvenjoyer3 ай бұрын
That's sad ngl
@emilyofjane2 ай бұрын
Neopets almost suffered the same fate. Thankfully, they somehow managed to avoid it, but I know all too well how this sort of decision can destroy a community. I’m so sorry you all had to go through this.
@elliotelliotelliotel11 ай бұрын
my pet hooligan just makes me sad tbh. lots of decent potential. the idea of a rabbit themed cartoony shooter with looney toons logic where everybody is some kind of vengeful bugs bunny has a lot of appeal but the literal lack optimization and the insane nft integration really kills it. imagine if you were running around dropping banana peels in doorways and setting up anvil traps, or having your characters legs do the cartoon running spin and then flattening yourself into a wall. but no, nfts. money is the bane of creativity
@JustDatBoi10 күн бұрын
Problem is, these games aren’t made with passion. Their core focus is to rope in more people so the top can make more money and so the users and get back at least some of their investment.
@Kaloozi11 ай бұрын
You can’t convince me these devs weren’t expecting Fortnite credit card kids to play their games and funnel money into them
@pyroparagon894511 ай бұрын
Itd be easier and simpler to just use ye olde microtransactions.
@joshpatton75711 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Blankos was trying to be the next Fall Guys.
@Dr_Andracca10 ай бұрын
@@pyroparagon8945 Sure, but as stated elsewhere it is easier to get funding from out of touch investors who think NFTs are "the next big thing". Also, it is easier to get whales if they don't see their wasted money as wasted, rather as an investment that "might" turn a profit.
@CRF250R15219 ай бұрын
web3 you own all your items, with microtransactions you own nothing. @@pyroparagon8945
@blakewhite31315 ай бұрын
@@joshpatton757imagine having millions and losing out to stumble guys or whatever
@ViaConDias11 ай бұрын
Stop comparing crypto games to 10 or 20 years old games. Making a great game back then was clearly a lot easier when all you had to do was be a very skilled developer and build your own game engine and all your assets without any of the free tools available today.
@tibsky11 ай бұрын
you're right. it's an insult to those older games.
@ethanwasme430711 ай бұрын
the more accessible programming becomes the worse off we all are for it
@AJ-po6up11 ай бұрын
@@ethanwasme4307 Then imagine how much worse AI will make things in the future.
@moronicalmeister11 ай бұрын
@@AJ-po6upexactly. Were already seeing it with ads. As ai does more, everything will become the same quality as youtube ai ads
@thehoodedteddy133511 ай бұрын
Making a great game now is just as easy if you don’t set your bar as high as modern AAA game graphical fidelity and scope. Hedon Bloodrite, DUSK, Northern Journey, Cruelty Squad, Splortch, Cave Story, Undertale, all of these games were made by single digit developers, if not just one. Maybe it’s just that the people who actually have the heart and care about making good games all see NFTs as completely anathema to what they love about games and refuse to take part in their adoption because they are useless and harmful, not to mention they’d price the vast majority of people out of being able to play their game?
@CompagnonDeMisere2511 ай бұрын
Steam: "Hey! Here's a 15% discount!" Me: "Awww! You are so sweet." Epic Games: "Hey! Here's a free game!" Me: "HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!"
@williamdrum98995 ай бұрын
Susan from accounting strikes again!
@HappyBeezerStudios5 ай бұрын
The fact that Epic gives away some pretty good games for free is the only reason I have it even installed. Recently I thought about getting some DLC content for one of said games, but then I remembered that it's on the Epic store.
@soupcangaming6624 ай бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Everything is free if you look hard enough.
@dr.cheeze53824 ай бұрын
@@soupcangaming662 Yarr matie! If buying isn't owning than sailing the seven seas isn't stealing!
@cumcumcum1483 ай бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudiosfor me it's fortnite. I know I know. Cringe. I thought so. Started to play with my wife about 3 months ago, and I like it. It's simple, interesting, and with my "No buying skins" policy, I have a pretty good time
@Demonsouls199311 ай бұрын
im glad valve banned those scam games
@CrystalWings1211 ай бұрын
@@Callahan-zg6jnWhile I hate shovelware games, the only thing that I hate the most is play to earn games. That type of game is far more worse than gacha games.
@bullettime111611 ай бұрын
@@CrystalWings12thing with gacha games is you go into them knowing what they are and expecting to light your money on fire anyways, these games are just people on copium
@jaimayy11 ай бұрын
@@CrystalWings12the worst part is that the people who play those are some of the smuggest people I’ve ever met online
@emib659911 ай бұрын
I just remembered the "stem dumpster fire diving" from some years ago. A video where you search for scam games on steam. Now that video format seems to have disappeared. I don't know if it's because steam got better or the other online digital stores got worse.
@shemsuhor876311 ай бұрын
@@emib6599 Steam definitely didn't get better.
@Omega-lj9tq11 ай бұрын
I love these videos, watching crypto bros slowly get more and more insane while they insist unity asset flips are the future is pure entertainment
@Chinothebad11 ай бұрын
They'll keep coping and saying how this NFT junk got them fancy Italian cars and great wealth while denying the fact they wasted money and time on things that amounted to scams.
@vintagewander11 ай бұрын
@@Chinothebad yeah and the devs are the ones will have fancy Italian cars lmfao
@ViaConDias11 ай бұрын
You just don't understand it braw It's the future braw Have fun staying poor braw while we go to the moon with X-genius, X-conman, X-racist, X-facist, X-Elon X-Musk-X Is what the crypto bros will tell you 🙂
@Chinothebad11 ай бұрын
@@vintagewander rught after pulling the rug on whatever idiot there was dumb enough to think an asset flip was a good idea to throw money at.
@sageoftruth11 ай бұрын
Not to mention those ridiculous marketing videos of theirs. "Hey look at me in my edgy black hoodie. I'm a total rebel, working against the system. Now buy my game." It's funny how people who prop themselves up as people who never have to try hard at anything can come off as the biggest tryhards.
@GlassbrainZ11 ай бұрын
When someone advocating the EGS to you tells you that Valve lets anything onto their platform, remember the treasure of the giantess.
@HappyBeezerStudios5 ай бұрын
Okay, I have one thing in favour of EGS (but not against steam): They give away games. Some pretty good one even. But they still won't get any money from me.
@sorakafutanari4 ай бұрын
unironically the treasure of the giant ass was better than every crypto game we've seen simply because it's fucking hilarious.
@vectorequinox62023 ай бұрын
@@sorakafutanari At least the guy who made it was very, very happy the entire time he was making it with his one free hand
@LegalPhantom11 ай бұрын
Then you remember Epic has been firing people and cutting costs while Steam hasn’t said anything and the Dota International is running without a problem. It seems the “work hard, not talk” approach to things work.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Yep laid off like 800 people
@Hisnitch11 ай бұрын
Laid off a 800 people while still hiring and reporting record profits. Truly a great company, that Epic.
@PineappleDealer3711 ай бұрын
@@jauwnmeanwhile valve doesn't even have 800 people working at it
@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown11 ай бұрын
And they are giving 40% of the Fortnite profits to the creative mode creators. Meaning they are burning millions to pay people who make skibidi toilet red vs blue tycoon.
@LasagaMan11 ай бұрын
@@ImTakingYouToFlavorTown Epic has the same kind of fuck you money that companies like Nintendo and billionaires like Elon Musk have just by keeping Fortnite updated and licensing out Unreal Engine. Gabe (and all of Valve) could've been able to do something similar if they licensed out Source Engine like Id used to with IdTech.
@1un4cy11 ай бұрын
Epic: we'll curate the store to prevent trashy games Also epic:
@goldenhate664911 ай бұрын
Considering epics AAA titles aren't doing so hot right now (cough Borderlands cough), pretty sure Sweeny is just in it for lining his pockets and splitting.
@haydentravis334810 ай бұрын
But who checks Epic isn't trashy?
@RepresentWV10 ай бұрын
Fall guys used to be 60 player lobbies, now they’re down to 40 about a year after going ftp. It’s sad.
@CoralCopperHead10 ай бұрын
Also Valve:
@MajinObama10 ай бұрын
@coralcopperhead685 Bad games exist it’s totally fine, but unlike Epic Games, Steam allows Reviews 🤡 Did you forget about that?
@user92678 ай бұрын
2:30 This is just fancy language for "we do not actually use the blockchain at all, everything is done on our servers just like any other game"
@zachb801211 ай бұрын
I'm a software engineer, business software not games, and my friend left the company I work at a couple years ago to work in, "game dev". Obviously making video games is like the funnest time someone can have programming and my friend tries to lure me to this new job but when he explained, "it's a shooter like CS:GO but all the items are NFTs". I was thinking, "wow... you're gonna be unemployed in 6 months." Well, he was, but I can't help but wonder if the game he was working on was featured on your show. Probably not, there's like 10k of the same lame game.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Do you know the name of the game?
@yousef85810 ай бұрын
I genuinely can’t comprehend that people still fall for this, its the Nigerian prince scam all over again
@fntthesmth4239 ай бұрын
@@yousef858 as somebody who's looking for work in software, I can see where the guy was coming from. To be clear, a lot of people like this are willfully ignorant to crypto's flaws, but just as many need to put food on the table and make rent. They say beggers can't be choosers, and that's espescially true for poor folks in today's job market! Even in a supposedly lucrative field like tech
@lightningkitten9 ай бұрын
@@yousef858 it's literally every scam rolled into one. moon plots, gambling, phishing, fear of missing out, pyramid scheme, etc
@lightningkitten9 ай бұрын
i wouldn't be surprised if half these games straight up rootkit your pc
@periwinkle355611 ай бұрын
My cousin actually worked on My Pet Hooligan. The crew behind it is actually pretty cool, despite all the crypto shit. They were also incredibly pressed for time and there was a lot of behind the scenes shit that went wrong, which is probably to blame for the poor performance and missing features..
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Very interesting! It would be cool to talk to someone who worked on the game and was willing to talk about the experience, without having to dance around difficult questions a current dev would refuse to answer
@tatertime10 ай бұрын
Honestly, the art style of the characters isn't too bad in my opinion. There is obvious polish that would be needed, but the characters fit well, and they gave me a loony toons vibe. I like consistency and even if the rabbits were not "good looking" (which I think they were fine, it was an art style choice) it is consistent and that is more important
@unfunnyclown59595 ай бұрын
Pretty cool people=\= crypto bros
@artsyscrub32262 ай бұрын
@@unfunnyclown5959 So fun fact not every dev who works on crypto games likes crypto, making games for a living is hard and you have to take contracts when you get it Always blame the core team not the devs they hired because the devteam might not even know it's a crypto game to begin with.
@unfunnyclown59592 ай бұрын
@@artsyscrub3226 how could one possibly make a game without knowing what the game is and either way you're still supporting crypto
@CyberSpider3511 ай бұрын
Remembering recent NFT market crash I think we could safely say - Steam approch is wright and Epic is not.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
No dude Jauwn is wrong and NFTs are the future and this channel is just FUD and DO SOME FKIN RESEARCH NEXT TIME
@unironicallydel752711 ай бұрын
@@jauwnto the moooooon
@Dr.Quarex11 ай бұрын
The moment I saw the overlap between crypto people and Joe Rogan fans I knew it was Avoid At All Costs
@onadaTotihotiH11 ай бұрын
“Recent” lmao
@midori_the_eldritch11 ай бұрын
How did it crash again? It's meen near nothing for most of the year at least!
@UCXEO5L8xnaMJhtUsuNXhlmQ11 ай бұрын
The hooligans game looks like it doesn't even bother culling assets you can't see. That's really the only way I can think of that could make a game perform so awfully
@GeometricPidgeon11 ай бұрын
No, most engines cull right out of the box, no need to manually set it up. The problem is probably MUCH MUCH worse.
@goldsteins781911 ай бұрын
@@GeometricPidgeon Elaborate, I'm curious as hell
@domaxltv11 ай бұрын
@@goldsteins7819 Okay so if your rendering priority is set up correctly, the engine will smartly decide what objects you can or cant see and automatically unload the objects you cannot see, this requires some setup on the devs' end and isn't fully automatic unless you perfectly place down all objects in the correct loading order, I believe? Games like escape from tarkov, for example, have this done terribly and sometimes objects you should see are unloaded due to distance while also keeping other objects loaded no matter what, which leads to quite poor performance, especially coupled with the rest of the spaghetti code that is present
@goldsteins781911 ай бұрын
@@domaxltv Oooh thank you! I've heard of the concept but never knows and haven't searched on how exactly does the process work.
@FamousAmosBurns11 ай бұрын
I have inside info. That's 100% what is happening and why it has bad performance. There is a world partition bug in UE 5.2 where when a cell is reloaded, the mesh doesn't reappear. Instead it's just the collision so you have invisible objects blocking your way. The only fix right now is to have objects loaded all the time. With over 5,000 destructible objects throughout the map, it cut the performance in half. The patch that went out yesterday got back 10-20 fps which was a massive improvement but there is a long way to go. Keep in mind, this game is early access and the team wants people to play and give honest feedback. Criticisms are incredibly helpful. The game won't get better without it. Also, in terms of the crypto aspect the game currently is a traditional game with no blockchain elements in it. There will eventually be optional blockchain components for people that want to buy and sell rare skins to make money while playing games (similar to CSGO) but for those that don't want that they can play the game traditionally without it effecting the gameplay. It's really about giving options to all gamers.
@binboii22105 ай бұрын
Cripto is gambling for people that don’t want to admit they’re addicted to gambling
@Rosemy123 ай бұрын
You're honestly better off gambling.
@artsyscrub32262 ай бұрын
@@Rosemy12 At least with gambling I'll get real money
@warp99882 ай бұрын
@@artsyscrub3226 Yep. Crypto is where when you play you lose real money and when you win, you get worthless digital bits.
@PeaceOnStix11 ай бұрын
Seeing My Pet Hooligan caught my attention, because I actually met people working on the company! My professor invited them to talk to them about animation stuff; they didn’t mention ANY of their NFT-related stuff. Wild! Lol
@CrystalWings1211 ай бұрын
I guess they didn't want to mention anything about that game with the 'eneftee' trend is dead.
@limcw609211 ай бұрын
Their animations actually looks really good, the nfts not really
@noahlovotti772211 ай бұрын
It's hope that some are not too far gone
@julietravelvlog11 ай бұрын
well they tend to get laughed at outside of their echo chamber so there's nobody to pass the copium around
@thelyric275111 ай бұрын
Yeah those are likely some talented artists wasting potential in an crypto-based company. Imagine if an actual indie game studio brought them on to make a game like splatoon.
@clarisrichter796611 ай бұрын
Another reason why Steam remains king. I've never once browsed the Epic Store and went "Huh, I really want this game". Their algorithm and store front is sub-par compared to Steam, and even though I occasionally get shovelware suggested by Steam, the majority of the suggestions are things that align somewhat with my interest.
@yousef85810 ай бұрын
Atleast steam shovelware is funny, cheap, and mostly no scams were involved. You buy them one day while hanging with your friends you laugh your ass off and you uninstall it
@CaptainRhodor7 ай бұрын
@@yousef858 And a good amount of shovelware titles are meme games that some bored dev slapped together for shits and giggles before selling it to turn a quick buck off of like-minded memesters
@ozvoid12457 ай бұрын
It's a beautiful cycle.@@CaptainRhodor
@emilyofjane5 ай бұрын
Pro move: Right-click save as your My Pet Hooligan character and mod it into Half Life 2 Deathmatch
@ScottieTheFox11 ай бұрын
blankos was so upsetting because when it was originally announced and i heard about it it had zero mention of being a blockchain/nft game and then it suddenly became a core part of the game
@KnakuanaRka5 ай бұрын
Apparently the early access version even had something of a fanbase before they shoved in NFTs and scared everyone off. What a pity. ;w;
@NoxDolore11 ай бұрын
Every time i look at my game and think it's awful, i watch these and remind myself that it will never be as bad as this. Thanks jaun
@SkafosGnW11 ай бұрын
What sort of project do you have going?
@NoxDolore11 ай бұрын
Horror game dealing with anxiety ^^
@SkafosGnW11 ай бұрын
@@NoxDolore Nice, best of luck with it! If you think of it, you should post here once its done
@NoxDolore11 ай бұрын
It's a huge project but.. I do have something working. Maybe I'll post.
@Youkuri11 ай бұрын
For a second i read jaun as juan
@KingKrouch11 ай бұрын
That giantess game even has the default UE4 mannequin walking animations too 💀
@d3v1lsummoner8 ай бұрын
So the voice of the character in Treasure of the Giantess, it's the audio files of Cassandra from Soul Calibur 2. I'm about 99% sure of that. I mained her and mitsurugi so I picked up on it fairly quickly. There's a specific damage clip that's very obvious too. I've compared it to a youtube video of SC2 and I'm fairly certain I'm right.
@jauwn8 ай бұрын
Yeah you are right! A bunch of other people pointed it out too
@d3v1lsummoner8 ай бұрын
@@jauwn i figured some others would have noticed, but after quite a bit of scrolling I didn't find the other comments. Which makes sense considering how many there are. Glad I'm not alone in hearing it.
@GreenChillZone7 ай бұрын
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed. That game was my childhood and I still pull it out fairly often so all the voices in it have burned into my mind.
@ThatNotSoAznKid5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet but the pink haired girl is literally a stolen and heavily modified model of Ayane from Dead or Alive
@artsyscrub32262 ай бұрын
@@ThatNotSoAznKid I thought she looked familiar! Litterally Nft: dude can i copy your homework? Other games: yeah but don't make it obvious Nft:
@DustinKBoggs2 ай бұрын
I really love the random VHS horror transitions with no relation to the games lol. Makes me think the games are going to be cooler than they are.
@Dannnnn37511 ай бұрын
I put all my money into web3 because I thought I’d get rich for doing nothing. Now I’m mad that you make these videos, it makes me upset and I want to cry.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
The real wealth was the bagholder friends we made
@Omega-lj9tq11 ай бұрын
L + you fell for a scam
@_crowfisher11 ай бұрын
scams are scams bud
@BlackXixo11 ай бұрын
The general rule is: if it is too easy, it's a scam. And then you do the research to either prove or disproved the claim, not the other way around :/ Hope you get back on your feet soon
@blockchainprofessor.x11 ай бұрын
You put it into the wrong thing. Crypto goes up and down and projects get rugged. Digital identity is next
@blar211211 ай бұрын
Friendly reminder that all that people are not investors, they are gamblers.
@angrybidoof84711 ай бұрын
Same difference really
@kylegonewild11 ай бұрын
To be fair, your odds of striking it big are higher at a casino than in crypto.
@Cowpowblaow11 ай бұрын
FACT: 100 percent of gamblers quit right before they hit it big
@dojelnotmyrealname401811 ай бұрын
Investers are just glorified gamblers tho.
@CK-lt6jl10 ай бұрын
Wrong. Investors make informed decisions based on what data they can get and based on predicting what people are willing to give money for. Gamblers are just retards.
@RinAldrin2 ай бұрын
The last game looks like someone found a bunch of NSFW models and went "I can make a game with these"
@maverickhunter99911 ай бұрын
Makes you wonder how many of these games devs were actually forced to add crypto shit to get funds
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
More than one for sure
@recon_p11 ай бұрын
I've worked at a company making NFT games before and as you can probably imagine, all of the devs hated the idea of crypto and the fact that they had to work and balance the game around it. They knew it was pointless too as the writing was on the wall for NFT's and everyone could see it except for management and investors. They predictably went under not too long ago. Sure makes me feel bad for the actual developers of all these other crypto projects
@thetheatreorgan16811 ай бұрын
@@recon_pare you allowed to disclose more since you’ve implied that they collapsed?
@recon_p11 ай бұрын
@@thetheatreorgan168 Sure, though I won't give any names, especially since they did treat me pretty well while I was working there. There isn't much to say though. We were working on a game as mandated by the higher ups that nobody had any faith in even if there weren't any NFT's attached. Still, since we were all juniors, we at least saw it as a good learning experience for making games in Unreal (of course)
@thetheatreorgan16811 ай бұрын
@@recon_p ah
@notadragon49042 ай бұрын
Buff doberman nft man could fix me
@notquitehuman509711 ай бұрын
NGL, my pet hooligan aesthetically wise looks really good and stylish, it reminds me of those old edgy collectible toys that were all over the place in the 2000s. I bet it could have been a somewhat successful game if it were developed by a competent studio that doesn't give a fuck about NFTs.
@blackbox-yk8zk11 ай бұрын
a proper deathmatch game other than halflife/tf2 mods sounds real nice, but i feel the art style is just too scummy to work
@RipRLeeErmey11 ай бұрын
If they cleaned up the art style a bit, optimized better, and made more, smaller maps instead of one giant map I could see this on it's way to being a fun little multiplayer indie title.
@soundrogue447211 ай бұрын
No, no it doesn't look good. What are you smoking?
@ScumSookar11 ай бұрын
"Good and stylish"? Do you even have eyes?
@jellifygirl11 ай бұрын
@@ScumSookar It's all relative. It has semi consistent characters that aren't completely nightmarish to look at, and even almost has an art style, where have you seen that in an nft game? before?
@sageoftruth11 ай бұрын
I'd expect nothing less (or perhaps nothing more) from a community that disparages hard work as the result of low-level thinking. I imagine they would cut every corner they could find, thinking they were "Innovating" their way around having to work hard at making a game.They're basically the enemies of passion, and we know what passionless games look like.
@ComotoseOnAnime10 ай бұрын
12:17 "Despite this the falling animation is actually really good and the way that your rabbit hits the ground is kinda like a Looney Tunes character." That's because it is exactly how a Looney Tunes character hits the ground, specifically that's the diving animation of Bugs Bunny from an early playstation game called Bugs Bunny Lost in Time and he hits the ground the same way, arms extended and legs folded backwards over their spine. It's probably not a direct copy but it's probably inspired by it and scenes like it from Looney Tunes
@kaydee6678111 ай бұрын
Tim Sweeney still wants to turn Epic into a “leading metaverse company.” I won’t be surprised if they introduce crypto and NFTs into Fortnite. They’re really setting themselves up for total collapse.
@goldenhate664911 ай бұрын
Honestly, them putting NFT's into Fortnite would be right up his alley, minus the possible legal ramifications considering most of crypto is illegal. And its not like you need crypto to have a store like that (as mentioned in the video, CSGO). At the end of the day, the value of digital assets is completely artificial and can disappear at any time, hence why the US has been moving to ban the removing physical currency.
@KajuTheRudeMonke9 ай бұрын
"They’re really setting themselves up for total collapse." Good. They deserve it.
@george_denbrough7 ай бұрын
Nah, it's just gonna be a Disney hellscape now
@ChillavaKirby11 ай бұрын
wait... has there actually been ONE crypto game it this point that has actually like, you know, fully released? Seriously. Even just one? How is this still happening?
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Technically Spider Tanks was the first one ever to explicitly say it was RELEASED. But then it was abandoned immediately after.
@ChillavaKirby11 ай бұрын
@@jauwn well done Spider Tanks. I salute you o7
@earthwormjim326911 ай бұрын
There is heaps of them, you just don't hear about them because they're not very good. There are no AAA quality crypto games that are fully released as yet, but there are quite a few in development.
@ChillavaKirby11 ай бұрын
@@earthwormjim3269 I mean he’s gone over several of them. They’re almost all entirely in perpetual alpha states of completion.
@HellecticMojo10 ай бұрын
It's because it's meant to be abandoned by design. You are supposed to buy quickly and sell at highest value.
@mariosonicfan20105 ай бұрын
blankos looks like one of those early 2000s toys-to-life games, except without the part where you actually get to physically own the toy.
@GalaxyfullofStars11 ай бұрын
Bruuuuuh, rip Blankos. I remember getting FLOODED with their ads on KZbin. They'd low-key lie on some ads and advertise the game as a "virtual world" game i.e like Club Penguin and such
@eddiii403011 ай бұрын
Oh god, I didn't think the giantess game would make it into the video. Jauwn u absolute madlad
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
It almost didn’t, KZbin really doesn’t like it. I had to go over the top with censoring
@TorIverWilhelmsen11 ай бұрын
@@jauwn Seemed more fun than the NFT games tho. Also, I noticed that the EPIC store warns about 18+ content when looking at NFT games, naturally.
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Ironically that game is only rated M, despite having 100% full uncensored nudity. Actually insane that Epic even allows that stuff, a minor could've easily bought it since Epic doesn't verify your age or anything.
@CainXVII11 ай бұрын
@@jauwnwell, that thing clearly isnt a human
@autobotstarscream76511 ай бұрын
@@CainXVIIJudging by that death animation where she shrinks and flies off erratically, she must be a balloon because she pops like one when she dies, which would explain her body shape but mean that the Epic Store has entered _that_ side of the Internet. 🤯
@ramencat640811 ай бұрын
There was a Godzilla nft for blankos and they posted about it on the Godzilla KZbin channel. If I remember correctly they took the post down like two weeks after it was made.
@LegionIscariot11 ай бұрын
I remember i think it was Sweeney himself who said they won't let bad games on the EGS. That was in the early days when they tried to pretend their intensions were noble.
@demonicspire134511 ай бұрын
I like how the giantess game was more entertaining and captivating than any of the other games you showed, even though that one probably had a single developer.
@williamdrum98998 ай бұрын
And he clearly made the game one-handed 😂
@playernotfound94897 ай бұрын
haha so funny 😐@@williamdrum9899
@EeveeBoi7776 ай бұрын
@@williamdrum9899the other one was being used to find inspiration
@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527Ай бұрын
It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from.
@coldcsd11 ай бұрын
bonus footage section is a hint toward jauwn becoming a giantess-type game streamer
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
No (Yes(Maybe))
@fdaapproved647711 ай бұрын
I like the aesthetic of the scene transitions in this video; they all ooze a fun, if decrepit vibe. Very fitting for games that are seemingly an endless stretch of ghost town, which is a shame considering. I hope the people who worked on these projects are humbled by the ghoulishness of it all and resolve to do better, but such is a matter of their own choices and self reflection, not ours.
@BigBuckies11 ай бұрын
the people who work on these games never learn any self reflection because they make a bunch of money off early adopter crypto bros and late adoption bag holders, and then abandon their game with zero repercussions, the crypto game sphere is full of these types of dev teams who solely exist to make money off ppl who are constantly trying to become millionaires because they backed the next big thing
@twotruckslyrics10 ай бұрын
the transition aesthetics 🙏🙏
@TheHuskyK9Ай бұрын
15:34 You can tell zero furries were involved with this as the anthro characters look uncanny as hell
@PeeperSnail11 ай бұрын
Blankos actually seems to be inspired on art vinyl figures, which are the thing that Funko aped and turned into a consumerist nightmare. But honestly, before the NFT correlation and even before Funko made it standarized and normie, art vinyl figures already had the problems that would bloom into the issues that would come later. Like, I’m gonna be real with y’all, as a graphic designer and illustrator, the bulk of vinyl figures out there are butt-fucking ugly and expensive. People think the soulless standarized design was a Funko addition but it was always there, vinyl figures in a collection always had to adhere to a set shape, and many didn’t even allow for extra bits to represent elements in a design.
@mjjjermaine10 ай бұрын
+1
@twotruckslyrics10 ай бұрын
aped?
@legoferrari149 ай бұрын
@@twotruckslyricsCopied
@twotruckslyrics9 ай бұрын
@@legoferrari14 oh! 😅
@austinkasunic12918 ай бұрын
I pretty much always saw Funkos as a cashgrab, if I really loved this characters so much, I'd get a poster of them or an actual replica/action figure, not a homogenized, shrunk down over simplified version of the characters I like. Never really got the appeal of them, I will say the only thing I bought was a 1960s Robin Pez dispenser, which I thought was a fun buy for like $8
@EspyMelly11 ай бұрын
Nobody behind crypto games has the passion required to make something worth playing. Because you don't get into crypto unless trying to make easy money is your priority, and that mentality isn't conducive to the amount of time and effort required to make a genuinely good game. This is why traditional game companies have the people with that mentality NOT be the developers, they're the executive higher-ups treating their workers like garbage and driving their customers' good will into the ground.
@x-x11 ай бұрын
The chat feature was working just a few hours before you've started recording! I've wanted to see what that game was about and because I couldn't be while you were streaming (sickness) I jumped into the game and typed "kill me" after spending 15 minutes doing nothing and looking for players. Only then I couldn't access chat and I thought I was autobanned or something, but I might've triggered some kill switch and disabled chat, sorry!
@samuelbunkly252711 ай бұрын
least schizo cryptobro
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Someone who was playing clearly figured out how to use chat as well because while editing I noticed that someone did actually send a message. But the rest of us couldn't get it to work. Strange for that to even be a problem but I'm sure the developers will fix it soon... right??
@x-x11 ай бұрын
@@jauwn Im sure they're active in the community and have their best interest in mind
@CyberVonCyberus11 ай бұрын
What the fuck are these excuses ? Lmao. I'm going to need a shovel for all of that bullshit you're trying to feed me.
@cogbait10 ай бұрын
@@jauwnsounds more like the issue is that only one message can be sent per server before the chat dies
@ole-martinthorsen699611 ай бұрын
Nice "introductory" images between each game, i love how you made them look!
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Thanks! I put a lot of effort into them for this video, I even rendered them directly to VHS to get that authentic grime.
@skutfox11 ай бұрын
they showed Blankos at a PC Game Show a while back and I was legit hype. Was basically NFT product before NFTs were mainstream. It fooled me, but then I realized that no one would want to pay 150 dollars for their Fall Guys skin.
@TalpaTulpa11 ай бұрын
15:07 18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
@HenriqueRJchiki11 ай бұрын
COWBOYS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS
@subaru492011 ай бұрын
Epic has tried *EVERYTHING* to get customers to use their store...except actually improving their store of course. Who needs features to compete with Steam? Why do anything Steam hasn't already done for their customers or for that matter why do anything Steam HAS already done? All Epic needs to do is charge you money and to install a different game launcher!
@unironicallydel752711 ай бұрын
its almost like crypto/nftbros arent actual gamers and while they'll invest in a product, they never have any interest in playing it.
@sigh925711 ай бұрын
The Jauwn squad segments were hilarious - almost enough to offset the depressing states of these ugly and soulless games. I’d rate this viewing experience a solid 37 of 41 ten-thousandths of a cent. The perfect roundness of the shiny globe ass in the last game disturbed me too much to give full points.
@lesigh341011 ай бұрын
Give in to the globe ass
@shadow_shine35782 ай бұрын
Something really funny to me is Chunko pop I think is the name of the knockoff versions in cruelty squad
@celarts575211 ай бұрын
I can't believe that Treasure of the Giantess was better than any of the crypto games /s
@steeledminer61611 ай бұрын
Technically yes; It was the only game that was playable beyond getting a dozen people together just to let it exist.
@mopolita721511 ай бұрын
Well, adults game are made to be played, crypto games are made for money
@npiper11 ай бұрын
Nobody really WANTS to make a game about off brand Funko Pops or Vaguely Racist Rabbits, they want to make money. On the other hand the person who made Treasure of the Giantess WANTED to make a game about a woman with a giant ass jumping around and achieved their dream.
@crizmeow839411 ай бұрын
I’m losing my mind at that one it’s basically one of those “you won’t last 5 minutes in this game” ad scams, they just need to ask for your credit card info free the character dies
@kylegonewild11 ай бұрын
@@mopolita7215 Bingo. There's not as much money in the space since it's considered a bit taboo by the mainstream but the people that pay for adult games will pay well for any shred of quality, and a lot of creators develop the games on their own time at their own cost. You can find completely free adult games with more passion and effort put into them than crypto projects with millions and millions of backer funding.
@alicealysia11 ай бұрын
The bonus game at the end was honestly 20 times more creative than any of the nft games were.
@CyberVonCyberus11 ай бұрын
I have to give credit where it's due; using dancing poles with full rotation as a parkour tool is pretty nice.
@yachi227411 ай бұрын
19:08 0_0 WOAH THOSE ARE SOME BIG HONKERS!!!
@pasketti464411 ай бұрын
I used to be sad that I was a few years too young to jump on BC/crypto before it blew up, glad I didn't now because I know I'm too exceptional to have not lost it all + some
@cupriferouscatalyst370811 ай бұрын
Too young when? Wasn't the crypto trend earlier this year? :0
@galacsinhajto11 ай бұрын
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 I have lost count of the bubbles that have popped. If you really wanted to be early and turn a profit the best time was pre 2017.
@cupriferouscatalyst370811 ай бұрын
@@galacsinhajto well, the only way to turn any REAL profit is to have a lot to invest to begin with, as is always the case with trends like these, but yeah I could've sworn this stuff wasn't around before the pandemic 🤔 not that I remember much
@BigBuckies11 ай бұрын
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 crypto was certainly around before the pandemic, but nfts are a rather recent thing, being only around for a few years at this point, the og cryptocurrency, bitcoin, has been around since 2009, and ethereum, arguably the most popular cryptocurrency, has been around since 2015, and a bunch of other crypto crap has been released between those years and after, the pandemic is what brought most ppl's attention to crypto as being stuck at home and being uncertain about your job security and future led alot to the promises of crypto, which is to make a bunch of money while not being beholden to banks
@Melggart11 ай бұрын
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 The optimal time to enter bitcoin was 2009. At the time you could get plenty of it with the cost being just the use of your GPU to mine. But of course, it was not obvious it would blow up and there are many cases where people with up to thousands of bitcoin lost access to it, being losing their storage or just the password. Don't forget about the famous pizza that was "bought" with 10.000 bitcoin. Which is mind-blowing money even today, after the market crashed many times. Hindsight, as they say, is 20/20. Sure, some people got rich, but the vast majority are bag-holders.
@alexv337511 ай бұрын
6:47 _"$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well-spent!"_
@QuintusCunctator11 ай бұрын
I'm torn. Torn between being depressed about the whole NFT shenanigans, and laughing my buttocks off because of this show of incompetence (and the horny Prince of Persia ripoff, of course). Does this prove that NFTs are a zero sum game?
@Delmworks11 ай бұрын
A zero sim game because there are zero sums of money to be made
@pikmin_7911 ай бұрын
I love your crypto game videos, they are very entertaining. I like watching bad games
@AlexH477411 ай бұрын
21:36 sounds like some dude walking by a brothel lmao
@planescaped11 ай бұрын
12:53 Man, I can't wait to get some Holligans™ branded shoes and changing my Holligans™ kitty litter before heading to work to run my Hooligans™ productivity software.
@thetheatreorgan16811 ай бұрын
Cant wait to get HOOLIGANtm branded angle irons! And who could forget the all-new HOOLIGANtm branded vinyl siding?
@sweetypuss11 ай бұрын
my pet hooligan actually looks like it's had some real love put into it. shame it was dead on arrival, as pretty much all crypto projects are.
@wgetJane11 ай бұрын
holy crap its the creator of cadaver calamity
@sweetypuss11 ай бұрын
@@wgetJane this is the first time i've been recognized for my work in the middle of a random comment section. ign gave it a score of 3/10 and said its nearly impossible to beat without implants w/ default weapons only. but i balanced the map around how i personally like to play the game, so ign can shove it
@3u-n3ma_r1-c011 ай бұрын
@@sweetypuss LMAO based response
@RealLenny11 ай бұрын
@@sweetypuss "ign can shove it" :gigachad:
@higueraft57110 ай бұрын
@@sweetypuss based
@SeventhWhiteCat11 ай бұрын
Mad props to Jauwn for doing this research, just watching anything related to crypto is so soul crushingly depressing and sad. It's not even the fun kind of bad. I can't even imagine the mental fortitude required to play one of these.
@abhiwankenobi717211 ай бұрын
6:56 copium huffing is so strong, you can almost hear it
@lavendersmallarmscompany11 ай бұрын
Who are you? Oh you're here to check out my Blankos? I'm absolutely nuts about these guys. Must have spent over $100000 on them by now. Do you have a favorite? Me? It's hard to choose. They're all my children. Man it's so nice to meet another Blankos enthusiast…
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
No, I would NEVER open my Blankos. They belong in their boxes. Bask in the awesomeness of my Gorbino's Quest Limited Edition 1 of 1 Blanko Chop.
@KuraMad200011 ай бұрын
Lol. Epic like "we won't have adult games" Also epic, "here's an adult game"
@FoNgThOnG11 ай бұрын
Those folks definitely took the money, put 10 dollars into making their games, and used the rest on themselves.
@MilesHadley11 ай бұрын
It's devastating that they made Chunkopops by Goatse Tech from Cruelty Squad real.
@snowcloudshinobi11 ай бұрын
19:00 what everyone clicked for
@calebtitler184711 ай бұрын
Ironic, considering when they first started they said, we'll have a quality standard that doesn't accept crappy games, that didn't age well
@amalgamation695411 ай бұрын
The cruelty squad music in the background is 🔥🔥🔥
@WipZedKay11 ай бұрын
It's still weird to see crypto games ali- no wait, alive isn't the word I would use to describe these things...
@xavier613010 ай бұрын
Undead?
@justnoob81412 ай бұрын
@@xavier6130Unborn
@edd.51692 ай бұрын
the lowercase play button is unsettling because it means no one bothered to change the style code
@MinoriGaming11 ай бұрын
Wait *that's* what Blankos is? I saw the ads and assumed it was a late arrival to the toys-to-life genre a la Skylanders or something like that! It was NFTs the whole time? Fucking hilarious!
@TactiCATS11 ай бұрын
"BAZINGAS?!" -Jauwn 2023
@jauwn11 ай бұрын
Gonzales
@ThompYT10 ай бұрын
at 16:13 youtube recognized "smash that like button" and played an animation under YOUR video to like it! wow!
@jauwn10 ай бұрын
dude I saw that, so annoying
@michaeltylerstewart11 ай бұрын
I am SO glad you are covering Blankos. Out of all of the NFT games, it's the only one that actually looked interesting enough for me to download.
@johnsmith176411 ай бұрын
To be fair, Funko Pops at least don't immediately vanish into thin air once the NFT is no longer supported and can be decentish if you get them for a low price and don't overspend on speculation gambling. In a overpriced bad toy sort of way.
@appalachiabrauchfrau8 ай бұрын
they just kinda suck cuz you can make a better figure with a spoon and some soft soap bars lmao
@Peteruspl2 ай бұрын
How it started: Epic - We'll be a PC game storefront but a premium one, How it looks like now:
@COD_HATER11 ай бұрын
Each time I see paragon assets in some trash money grub game I wanna cry😭
@TheHeavyshadow11 ай бұрын
Man, I remember being somewhat hopeful about the EGS before it launched because I hoped with some decent competition Steam had to step up their game in terms of curation and service. Turns out all the EGS did was lowering the standard for how bad a huge platform can be.
@MajinObama10 ай бұрын
Well their store was already lacking most of the functions Steam had, and they made a ton of people upset with the exclusivity deals of games that were promised to come out on Steam… can’t be much of a Competition from the get-go if they can’t even begin to compare to the competition -_- And the bad decisions from the Start. But yeah true, some people did cope into thinking that because of Fortnite and when it stole Rocket League.
@AgentSapphire11 ай бұрын
The sad thing is that last game looked like it had more gameplay in it than any of the NFT games. And a lot more engaging since some of those jumps at least looked pretty hard
@Nogardtist11 ай бұрын
remember winners dont do crypto cause we warned them and look what happen being sceptical and even hostile is the way of the future cause thats what we have to deal with
@QuinnyOnMainАй бұрын
honestly the litmus test for games in general should be "could you make this in 30 minutes in Roblox" if yes? it's not a well made game
@FregoliFent2 ай бұрын
0:50 i know the cruelty squad soundtrack better than my mother's voice
@georgeandrews139411 ай бұрын
"A launcher inside of a launcher." Paradox and Digital Extremes do this, for example. Some older console games ported to Steam do this too. It seems a bit silly outside of the console ports, though.
@pyroparagon894511 ай бұрын
Foreign companies that make a lot of money from selling data do this too on both consoles and pc. Conquerors Blade and War Thunder come to mind with their launchers made of spyware. Its for money.
@higueraft57110 ай бұрын
@@pyroparagon8945 In Warframe's case, it MIGHT be to simply keep everything "unified"? I cant say the same for Guild Wars 2 as i dont have the Steam version, but i wouldnt be shocked if it too had a Launcher from Steam, much like the Standalone version. Especially since they tend to allow you to change game or launcher/download settings before you actually start said game among other things... They DO have separate accounts (at least Warframe, again unsure about Guild Wars 2's Steam Release, if it's a Steam or Arenanet Account), but that'd probably one thing i'd hope gets merged together...
@MorbidlyObeseChihuahua11 ай бұрын
I remember seeing the Blankos game being advertised during the last E3 digital event in 2021. Just to show how far E3 has fallen.
@AirknightTails3 ай бұрын
1:22 LOL. Even though I own a bunch of Funkos, I find that comment Hilarious
@Blucario9011 ай бұрын
I really feel like Epic Games fundamentally doesn't understand what makes Steam good as a platform.
@HellecticMojo10 ай бұрын
They launched without a shopping cart. I don't think they even know how digital shops operate
@freakstreetfighterАй бұрын
I always think "There's no way anyone is stupid enough to get into nft's" then I see people complaining they can't do anything with what they paid for.....then I laugh
@SeriesOC11 ай бұрын
We're gonna need a full playthrough livestream of that Treasure of the Giantess game