The EU4 Poland Experience

[@jakeporteous1792]

When i played Poland and formed the commonwealth, buzz lightyear came along and said "Rebels, rebels everywhere"

[@JakubB2000]

That's why you should take humanist ideas as Poland

[@marted7135]

@@JakubB2000 no you shouldnt

[@modygimnazjalista5299]

religious better, taking inquisitor while waiting for 10 tech and converting lithuania is even better

[@dwindebabk]

Nahh convert to orthodox and get max patriarch authority

[@syrialak101]

@@JakubB2000 Humanist ideas are honestly underrated. You literally never get a revolt if you have them.

[@vallytine]

nations like Poland are always OP to play against, then when you play them yourself you wanna die

[@CatoClaw]

I think that every time I play France. They're really powerful but you don't realize that they always have to contest with so many great powers from all sides.

[@Allantir]

nah, poland is pretty easy. what i did was this: attack TO and take some land at coast, make LO cobelligerent and take some land. Make sure you get a connection to novgorod, take them and vassalize if possible (they have been to war with muscovy at this point). once you feel ready attack muscovy and feed it to novgorod. be also sure to be on lookout for weak scandinavia. you dont want to miss the chance to get their land. you can totally ignore ottomans for the time being. best get alliance with austria and if possible also france. if you can annex your south march fast enough, you can take wallachia, but this is unlikely, as you have to revoke march first and so on. doesnt matter, once you took out muscovy, you are strong enough to take down most guys.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

Git gud... Poland is the easiest country in the game lol.

[@invinciblemic]

Poland is stupid easy after you get the PU. Before that.. yeah it's pretty boring but there are ways of expanding.

[@germanfan6481]

Wdym eu4 is so easy you just need to be okay at diplo

[@Jotun184]

I always wondered why Squidward thought making the tower higher would prevent an aerial attack

[@thatoneguymatt987]

I'm sure there's multiple floors in case of an aerial raid.

[@ortherner]

@@thatoneguymatt987 yea

[@Niebieski23]

they can't attack this high

[@killme943]

fortnight

[@zandermander1928]

@@killme943 Cringe also username

[@thehaloring90]

Poland/Commonwealth's campaign is basically just 400 years of occupying neighboring provinces in a frenzied fit of paranoia to make sure none of your 19 neighbors with the potential to become a great power have the chance to do so and annex you in the process

[@sufficient4834]

Even then, Poland still couldn't into space

[@anaustraliangamer_]

That's because they had to core too many provinces. It's what they get for not making a claim on everything they took.

[@midnight.blue42]

Are you sure? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miros%C5%82aw_Hermaszewski

[@sufficient4834]

Magda Makocka Soviet era

[@sufficient4834]

Sekrit Dokumint -with Soviet wealth and tech. Poland, on it's own, can't into space.

[@sufficient4834]

You do realize this is a fucking meme post, right?

[@eminemishh]

With Poland you should be able to own at least a quarter of the world by 1821.

[@ahmetcalskan204]

only if i play on normal difficulty

[@kapibarek4897]

@@szigethimerse4611 what

[@szigethimerse4611]

...What was i doing here 3 years ago?

[@kapibarek4897]

@@szigethimerse4611 pff. Deleted comment

[@germanfan6481]

Yeah coalitions and truces just stop you

[@99batran]

I love these eu4 memes

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

I know, right?

[@manospondylus]

99batran I don't even play EU4 (I'm more of a CK2-guy) and still find them hilarious.

[@smokyv14]

1:06 france and great britain 1939? xDDDD

[@Ramewn]

yes it's true

[@erkuop4771]

XDDDD

[@1Korlash]

I didn't realize that embarking on a major war in support of a country counts as ignoring said country.

[@PhoenixFire2]

Sitting around for six months not fighting said war until the Nazis come and attack you first IS ignoring Poland though.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

@@PhoenixFire2 except if Britiain and France actually fought Hitler when he started to conquer Poland, they would've been absolutely Obliterated, like, france lost in about 6 days because britiain and Frances militaries weren't up to the task of trying to beat possibly the strongest military power in the world

[@CommanderBohn]

Poland here. Quite accurate.

[@Kokszyl]

yes fakiu

[@CommanderBohn]

kokszyl Co? Polska musiała walczyć non-stop o swoje istnienie. To fakt.

[@jachthejoke3589]

0:54 "Taste my Roman fury"

[@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522]

Frozen fury. Dont pretend to be deaf

[@jachthejoke3589]

Paweł Gawralidis if I pretended to be deaf I wouldn't understand this video

[@grindelz]

@@jachthejoke3589 r/technicallythetruth

[@42ouncesofPAIN]

I have 450 hours into this game and I am only half way through the tutorial.

[@tumtok571]

Something changed?

[@FVMCRAFT]

Idk why people like that. Ok, the game always has new things to learn but i played like 500-600 hours(Idk maybe more) and i can already play so well. Idk maybe its because i always played hard things. Like i learned taking loan isnt bad while playing hosokawa and being attacked by all japan and then taking them down by taking 15 loan. Hard things teach you somethings in the game.

[@joutakujo9773]

Wait there's a tutorial? Oh god oh fuck.

[@FreddyFazbears0_0]

@@FVMCRAFT When I have 500-700 hours i was just like you: yeah, i know everything about this game; untilli I decided to play navarra; oh damn oh shit france pls ally me, castile pls collapse, why u dont joining to war, my alliance aragon? ! Then I realize that there are VERY important mechanics, like absoulitism, innovations, combat width, naval and army tradition and other funny things

[@hlibushok]

@@FVMCRAFT I have a mere 160 hours, and for me taking more than 3 loans still feels like a sin.

[@ViBrentAyo]

HAHA the english/french playing aloof spectactors is so on point

[@imrukiitoaoffire1908]

Y'know up until now, I have yet to play as poland. With this example in mind, I may just go ahead and do that.

[@layonix3298]

Poland is very easy, just conquer TO, parts of Russia, Livonia region, mock Ottomans early with alliances. You might also go into Prussia as Poland with territory of PLC Prussian units destroy everyone :)

[@FlyingNinjaish]

Nah, the real trick is to figure out how to get Prussia as a Vassal, then designate them a March. Once you Inherit Lithuania, release Smolensk and do the same thing. May God have mercy on my enemies, because I won't.

[@sergelengerelmaa2450]

CHINA!

[@11Safetydance]

It's sad how true this is.

[@FlyingNinjaish]

Paradox plz stop buffing Ottomans.

[@sufficient4834]

Infidel

[@Undefined14]

But they're so easy to beat

[@FlyingNinjaish]

Have you played since 1.18 dropped?

[@mustafaulukus2479]

Woodland Walk Who is Jace Beleren can you explain?

[@timefoambathray9339]

www.google.com/search?q=Jace+Beleren&rlz=1C1ASUC_enUS712US712&oq=Jace++Beleren&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[@ql9066]

France and GB talking to each other?

[@kalvincastro9042]

L'Orso Totalworriano They put aside their differences to conquer the world.

[@ql9066]

***** but France is in the uk plan and otherwise

[@AwoudeX]

When i play france, there will be no GB

[@Iason29]

Poland looked like an oversized Crete:P

[@szigethimerse4611]

rly?

[@Iason29]

look at a map of crete then look at how poland looks in the video:P

[@szigethimerse4611]

Iason29 its tilted sideways but whatever -_-

[@Admiral45-10]

In reality Polish Kingdom looked like *angled* oversized Crete😀

[@croisaor2308]

Poland can into partition.

[@MataNuiOfficial]

gamely (?) and historicly accurate

[@stanisawdyrcz4483]

historicaly? meh. Poles had many up's and down's but they were never like " *FORT SQUIDWARD IS INPENETRABLE* "

[@MataNuiOfficial]

I meant more of the part: ' *OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS ATTACKING AT THE SAME TIME* '

[@JaLiberal]

I especially liked the part with the ottomans because the number and scale of Polish Ottoman wars is astaunding even though noone ever heard of them. Peace settlments between them were a joke. Small gains for a losses of thousands.

[@MataNuiOfficial]

JaLiberal a whole XVII century of Poland's history is kinda a big joke and it is just getting better (not) in the XVIII

[@MataNuiOfficial]

You're Spying yes

[@Captpolak]

As long as i pacify Muscovy's expansion, Im always golden and focus on the damn Ottomans

[@ethpling165]

I played as France and can confirm that reaction is accurate

[@VuleProductions]

Honestly fighting the Ottomans was a piece of cake as Commonwealth. I even managed to stackwipe 30-40k stacks of their armies

[@Red_Oni_Nerd]

Sweet Mary mother and Joseph this shitpost is beautiful XD

[@kingmieszko3793]

POLAND SAVED WORLD FROM TURKEYS!

[@mahergibilaro1933]

yes they save Chinese

[@khalilmason]

maher gibilaro gotta love westerners.

[@szigethimerse4611]

KingMieszko POLAND STRONK! (hungarian's greeting here)

[@sadrion23]

Poland should not help Europe.xD

[@SouthernConnecticutAirsoft]

This is my autistic son's first meme. I am so proud.

[@hollandiamapper3144]

So true

[@sunshower6560]

That ending..

[@alphamoonman]

What was their new country name after Hungary invaded Turkey? *Full*

[@patolindodeste2014]

Poland has PU casus beli mission with Bohemia and Hungary so yes they are OP more than the Ottomans if it's the controlling player

[@adamsilverman2]

Sounds good man. I have 40 hours played on strong cheats and country-changing, because I'm waiting with Ironman until I have all major DLCs.

[@boblaryson3621]

I made a 1 province custom minor with a 90% morale buff . I conquered the entire Middle East in 100 years:)

[@forzaa867]

Eddie Silverman I have over 1900 hours all dlc and always play Ironman, I can invite you to a chat on kik , we do multiplayer

[@adamsilverman2]

I have just started my first long ironman with Russia. Now I have all major DLC except Mare Nonstrum.

[@adamsilverman2]

I would happily accept to play together for a couple hours.

[@forzaa867]

Eddie Silverman Do you have a kik?

[@SkorpionDoorman]

It would've been better with Subtitles like this: My left flank is exposed! That bloated Prussia is gonna run right through me! Oh, oh, oh! But if Russia attacks from the rear, I'm a goner! But what about the possibility of a Swedish attack?! Now where are those Ottomans? Take this Prussia!

[@ryleyoconnor8010]

As depicted by SpongeBob Squidward is Poland.

[@divineintervention6083]

this is so accurate its amazing

[@Piterixos]

I'm from Poland but I've never played any EU game, and I have no slighest idea what's this video about xD Can someone explain it to me?

[@brian6508]

@arcainjust I'm in a playthrough right now, and i fought to long, hard wars, capturing Constantinople and freeing Bulgaria, and they somehow got world power back

[@Wantedbg98]

Savage meme, man :D

[@kubakuculyma]

but ottomans arent aggresive to you... ...at least if you dont piss them off.

[@ilgazkayili]

0:57 oh sht xD

[@xxAnaconta]

Pretty much what happens if you leave the commonwealth for last

[@whatintheworld6413]

Poland Empire : "Hussar Is the GREATEST KNIGHTS" Turkey Ottoman : "Want some Janisary Coffe import from Hungary?" Russia Empire : "i want a polish boy for polishing my shoes" Poland Empire : "What" Turkey Ottoman : "What"

[@gunawanwibisono5899]

i laugh so harddddd thanks mate!!!!!!

[@torgomaghanyan7633]

Tengri, horde Poland is the way!

[@a.s.7936]

At 0:32 Poland owns Ottoman Balkans and Western Anatolia yet at the end Ottomans are harassing Poland. Please explain.

[@germanautentico]

0:33 commonwelth have costatinople and lose vs turquey?

[@daspotato895]

Why does Poland look like Crete

[@Admiral45-10]

I'm from Poland and I can say, that it was also how real Polish Kingdom and Polish-Lithuanian Commonwelth looked like🙃

[@imperialityofserbia5138]

what episode of spongebob

[@krzysztofkaruzo6899]

Playing as Poland is super easy if you remember to destroy all of it's foes before they have time to form, don't want Prussia in late game wrecking you from west absorb teutons today, don't like russia on east just raid them into oblivion. Ottomans pro tip tou don't even have to fight them you can and they become easy after you take constantionpole from them but why when you can basicly anex hungary and destroy Austria with them. Bigest problem i encountered was actualy taking some of the swedish lands since they have tendency to fortify themselfs on an island and Poland navy is almost non existant

[@3ipolarBear]

Quality meme

[@jaroslavkalivoda3496]

Did you heard about ortodox poland ? nothing can stop you

[@leonenjoyer]

gold

[@billy7196]

This poland looks like Crete island here

[@justsomeinternetguy560]

English Louisiana? Huh. The English are really that powerful

[@ihateothercultures6957]

What software did you use to make this?

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

I feel so ashamed, I'm usually so good at history, but I know nothing about the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. Can someone please explain too me what's going on? Still love the video by the way. :)

[@suzuha4562]

This video isnt connected to real history that much. Ottomans, or Turkey as u prefer, used to invade south poland almost every year, but It kinda ended after 1 of polish kings have built line of castles there, also polish king Sobieski defeated them at battle of Wien or Vienna if you prefer in 1683.

[@TheSaberra]

Since 1569 (or 1385, if we count the first treaty) Poland and Lithuania created an Union. And since then Commonwealth had to face all countries possible, being located in a really stupid part of Europe and being constantly involved into numerous wars and affairs, with powerfull Ottoman Empire on south, Sweden on north and Moskwa on east, while France and Great Britain were growing stronger and stronger to became the strongest countries in Europe.

[@thefrozenbahamas-hurricane5818]

Oh cool, thanks guys. So what does it mean when the Ottomans are dropping all of those other nations on Poland-Lithuania?

[@RC15O5]

TheFrozenBahamas - Hurricane Wisdom Means that the Polish are constantly under Ottoman attack, huge wars going on while the West Europeans don't give a shit so long as the attention of the Ottomans are being occupied and so they continue colonizing in their own little world, only sometimes having the wars in East Europe getting there attention briefly. "What was that?"

[@RC15O5]

TheFrozenBahamas - Hurricane Wisdom and the north weak spot was the Monastic State of the Teutonic Order, old rivals/enemies of Poland and precursor of Prussia.

[@RezzLeiden]

This is almost exactly how my last Poland game played out xD

[@AnAmbientGrey]

Accurate

[@sg0310]

This is so perfect

[@SpadeRZA]

In my current game as Brandenburg/Prussia/Germany, there is no Poland. Actually in most of my games Poland ceases to exist pretty quickly, even if I'm playing as Cherokee or something.

[@KnownNiche1999]

Soo in 2k16 some one still plays Poland huh

[@doman_m]

xD True

[@vjorp5332]

Yup...

[@firstone3289]

What is Russia doing there? Usually if you form Commonwealth Russia is no more. Its a big succes if Russia is even formed. And emmmm that Commonwealth had enitre Anatolia under control plus Constantinopol, wtf how is Ottoman even alive?

[@eliasbouhout1]

Oh,I remember that days,I was there,fighting.The ottomans were attacking us,they conquered the Timurids,then annihilated the whole area of the Indian penhinsula,cuntless man were dying every day and the frontline were pushing toward us,unsoppable,they did loose their home years ago,but because of that our poor beijing became the new target,they first got into our city,then they got to power and opened the way for the first wave of invasions,it was a massacre,soon the city was no more than a nest for the newly formed ottomans eggs and the few still enslaved but alive were forced to serve,as a meal for the yung ottomans or as manpower to throw agains us,often forcing them to listen for months songs of Justin Beaber in loop in order to subdue them on working under the ottoman empire.On the other side of the ocean the invasion of south america was almost completed and we knew that our remaining navy wouldn't last for much longer that what it alredy had.It was a truly black era for humanity as these monters were growning in power consuming us while the horrible European powers stood there laughing,as you can see in this truly well done documentary,at our death,unaware of the disaster that was coming to hunt them in their nightmares.

[@VoltismProductions]

every time i play as poland and form commonwealth, russia is alive and fairly strong, and they ally ottomans

[@ruthenium7475]

Найс

[@tifjosi]

This is coat of arms of Second Commonwealth of Poland (1918-1939) next time use this: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Great_Chor%C4%85%C5%BCy_of_the_Polish_Crown.jpg (but smaller one on the middle was changing as we elected kings from other dynasties)

[@Loromir17]

He's just using the one that's used in the game. There are several historically inapropriate flags that are used this way for recognition purposes.

[@gvid1]

Since when is the flag used in the video the flag of the Second Polish Republic?

[@tifjosi]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Poland#/media/File:Coat_of_arms_of_Poland2_1919-1927.svg

[@von1145]

If you're making comments like this you probably haven't played the game and aren't getting the joke.

[@tifjosi]

over 800h here. just making a note that paradox did shit job at making flags. castille is also bad

[@lucasithegreat2711]

Poland?! oohh you mean the east side of the Reich, ok. xD

[@biteykhan]

Reich?!oohh you mean isis colony ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nataliexd1293]

poland? OHH you mean German/Russian colony ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@nataliexd1293]

LOL! just because it was a fact =DD

[@nataliexd1293]

Ohh reallyyy? XDD Well, I dont feel ugly for myself =) Quite the reverse, i'm totally satisfied with my appearance =)

[@supernibba9102]

♥NatalieXD rl? stealing cars? u still belive that shitty nonsense? xDDDD

[@krazyrobotkid7936]

omg everytime

[@federicohernandez1254]

Jaja nieve debajo del mar

[@ImperatorMagus]

i lost it at GB and france lmao

[@potatogod975]

Russia also be like:

[@davestylehenry]

Its cold today

[@Mikołaj_Pietrzykowski]

I just wanna say that i’ve never seen this map og Commonwealth and it’s faked prob

[@carolynharris4993]

but were is russia

[@kapibarek4897]

Gone, reduced to atoms

[@generaminutemenow676]

*Allied to novogrod* Russia: „You took the day I has born”

[@matic4175]

God dammit. stop making fun of Poland.

[@stanisawdyrcz4483]

Its EU4 Poland. Calm down mate.

[@ksenon3983]

I hope they will ban that video soon

[@AlexLunaMinecrafter]

Why? Are you amongst those whom are triggered?

[@ksenon3983]

Schutzstaffel Obergruppenführer I just don't want to see this shit on yt

[@arunaschlevickas322]

No one is forcing you to watch it..

[@danielzajaczkowski5803]

Czy to ma na celu obrazić Polskę?

[@Kaweciak1]

Daniel Zajączkowski Tylko pokazać jak ciężko się nią gra.

[@danielzajaczkowski5803]

Aha

[@kapibarek4897]

@@Kaweciak1 lol nie xd. To pokazuję jak łatwo się nią gra i jacy są OP. Czemu wy jesteście tacy puści

[@GrandePaco.]

I from Poland...

[@Ramewn]

japierdole

[@kapibarek4897]

Understandable have a nice day

[@GrandePaco.]

Co tu się stało się w tym momencie

[@kapibarek4897]

@@GrandePaco. nie wiem choć się domyślam

[@garryfake261]

rofl

[@WolfyOfHonor]

STOP NERFING LITHUANIA. Give it a chance to exist. Commonwealth event should be made rarer if played by AI. Too bad Paradox can't actually look in the history books to find the reason of Commonwealth's spawn in a first place.

[@Admiral45-10]

But in reality it was Lithuania who begged for Union with Polish Kingdom. You know it, right?

[@ABPHistory]

lmao

[@bombdiggidie]

sweet jesus that was funny

[@frysebox1]

EU4 is easy, 1# great power as Norway within 100 years on ironman ez come at me broseph, playing as poland is a cakewalk just don't get into shit with the ottomans in the first few years.

[@jozefstalin1433]

but poland win with ottomans

[@stahu_mishima]

Poland Stronk

[@1Phase1]

LOL it's funny because it's true XD

[@krusander8748]

I dunno id i should be offended with something i agree with 🐢 But My country, not my opinion xD

[@sebakagaming5313]

?????

[@StLouis-yg8jp]

😂😂😂😂

[@luftwaffle173]

im felling racists

[@constantinebackson4860]

Bartek Ziętek c'mon man. It's just a joke.

[@Ziele2709]

Racism? There is no polish race.

[@dr.chosenwat2597]

P-P-Z, modern science would like a word with you.

[@nascarturnsleft]

poles are into slav squad

[@MSF_Soldier_Alligator]

How is this even remotely racist? It's a joke about Poland being expansive.

[@patrickvictor5111]

😓

[@Michael-sl5qx]

XD

[@Lubciu_pl]

Ej

[@osmanokumuser]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jaxu7505]

xD

[@conservativerussian5173]

haha

[@valiatus6719]

Ending is inaccurate Britain and France not killing each other.

[@NetsgetsHandle]

Lol

[@hansgunter5071]

Kurwa

[@sauronmordor7494]

xd

[@Berchh]

No

[@nocomment00]

lol