EU4 - When you declare Religious War too early

Those space marines are broken...
Fuck you FOX, and everyone heil Matt Groening for this Masterpiece.

[@testhamster123]

shooting the netherlands as the cat was the most beautiful thing ever.

[@Angelblue1302]

Dutch be all like: GIVE ME MY FREEDOM BURGUNDY!

[@greenfox1991]

It's the Spain flag after Burgundy was annexed

[@diegozedcol]

or maybe was burgundy who annexed spain, have you ever thought about that?

[@greenfox1991]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Burgundy

[@mikawishaupt1125]

LOL. Dutch here XD

[@Killzoneguy117]

When you have a +8 Fort level and the enemy has no cannons

[@wom1320]

Isn't it physically impossible to gain siege progress in that situation?

[@Umut_9182]

@@wom1320 probably u can wait for a few 10 years for all 8k garnisons die

[@comradestrawberry1876]

But AI doesn’t take attrition the same way that player does so... RIP

[@alejandronieto4212]

is it possible to break their wall without cannons? if so, sooner or later the place will be breachable and eventually wwith a gazillion casualties it will fall.

[@AbramsRael]

@@alejandronieto4212 sieges would get dirt piled next to the walls until you could just assault over the top

[@0ld_Scratch]

the irony of prussia saying "who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble"

[@LordVader1094]

Is that a joke about the nazi brown shirts? Cuz Prussia wasn't really involved with that.

[@0ld_Scratch]

yes not the prussia before 1871, but the prussia under the weimar republic...you know the german region

[@asdewrt]

TheRickestDavid *not the Prussia before 1919 lel skrub

[@Mder1]

Prussia had a coalition under social democratic leadership and was one of the first things the Nazis targeted. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preu%C3%9Fenschlag

[@0ld_Scratch]

Mder1 right! they also corrupted the heritage of Prussia to reuse it for their Nazi ideology and painted a different picture of the past and of kings like Frederick the Great

[@gad8476]

I lost it when the Ottomans came

[@kirillbordovsky1045]

So did Catholic League

[@kiwi4998]

I died, it was too perfect

[@buckplug2423]

I bursted out in laughter when I saw France as a fucking dragon :D

[@paultato8485]

I'm actually laughing out loud now! I love history and Eu4 jokes.

[@revo3072]

The Reich POLAND BUDY! we destroyed most of the enemies and none wanted to help us ever we saved world few times and now most of people hate us and you know what THIS TIME WE DONT WANT TO SAVE YOUR FAT ASS!

[@gadukai]

The absence of Great Britain was the most subtle reference.

[@laughable6650]

I don’t know if it was intentional, but if so, that’s actually pretty funny.

[@shrekzebee4435]

probably too busy screwing scotland in the lowlands

[@inigomeniego4906]

I saw an English flag somewhere if I'm not wrong

[@thomasr11]

@@inigomeniego4906 Trier

[@arceusrefachero5096]

@@inigomeniego4906 1:33

[@incendiarybullet3516]

The dream team: Prussia - 300% Discipline, God-level generals. Russia - Endless manpower, starved enemies with winter easily. Ottomans - Endless mercenaries due to unbreakable economy, can take on HRE all by itself.

[@Povest1389]

Nightmare of minor nation lovers. Curse on them.

[@papisuckmypoosay69]

Great Britain - Hey guys how do you use transports?

[@yanuchiuchihaanimegamesand3907]

You Forgot the Ming: Endless tributaries

[@anonymousk4694]

You forgot the toughest Ulm

[@games-rc9td]

And the netherlands there just there

[@josephcola9662]

This was Great. Russia and Prussia taking on the whole HRE, Ottomans coming in to save the day, the compete absence of Britian, killing Burgundy with a Netherlands to the face, and the fact that they dismantle the HRE and Prussia becomes Germany afterwards. My only complaint is that Sweden was Catholic. Gustavus Adolphus would like to have some words with you.

[@jk-gb4et]

Denmark to

[@riograndedosulball248]

Gustavus Adolphus won't be able to respond now, it seems he has something else in mind since Lutzen

[@csanadalapi5016]

@@riograndedosulball248 too soon, way too soon

[@HenniMeansLove]

@@riograndedosulball248 can you explain?

[@flinkey4733]

@@HenniMeansLove he died there

[@RamRam.720]

"who knows guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble" ahaha, Nice joke Sturmführer Bart Kamerad.

[@Ottomeme]

OBERSTUMBANFÜHRER BART SIMPSON

[@herpderp3131]

Its a simpsons season > 11 joke - of course it's bad, on the nose for reddit leftists and gets you 11k likes on youtube....

[@kajti03]

that france and ottomans are so true

[@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901]

Why is France dead at the end ? Wasn't it the winner of this war ?

[@lecomtedemirabeau5548]

@@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 This is historically not true

[@Forward_comrades]

@@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901, I don’t know what the French came up with, but in this war they were humiliated like a cat

[@lecomtedemirabeau5548]

@@Forward_comrades Huh ? France won the thirty years war

[@Gachiya]

@@nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 deuxième croisade je pense, la première on l’avait gagné mais la deuxième je sais plus

[@slaught1152]

1:16 Ottoman has joined the game.

[@springtrap1156]

Rest of Europe left the game

[@turplexx233]

@Αγόρι Πεταλίδα when you said ottoman is weak we can destroy but you hearing allah allah in otherside Wtf??

[@akinyucelbas9230]

@Αγόρι Πεταλίδα oh ye the islam

[@biliminsrlar5752]

*CEDDIN DEDEN INTENSIFIES*

[@arelcemkencebay2819]

* ulm has joined the game *

[@idontlikerome2744]

Russia and Prussia together XD

[@HaloFTW55]

Yukio Shinmon Quality and Quantity, best alliance.

[@idontlikerome2744]

+Influence and Religious

[@gustavusadolphus4344]

Yukio Shinmon the Prussian Russian alliance. Sounds so badass

[@TokieMcPot]

it is, until Russia backstabs you later lol i know from experience

[@rambard5599]

Russia is probably Prussia's best friend forever. They're all on board with whatever you want to do. Wanna kick the poles in the nuts? They're on board. Austria? They're all for it? Ottomans? Count 'em in, coach. Denmark? You bet they want a piece of that.

[@bravomike4734]

As an older title Total War player, it was absolutely beautiful to see a morale break and a rout.

[@santopapi1354]

Real

[@SebHaarfagre]

Total War games aren't so realistic on the campaign map, but they nailed the break & rout pretty well (at least in the older games). Most battles were (and are) decided on one side retreating/routing - not being annihilated.

[@cromagnonac]

The moment Burgundy got Netherlands to the face is when I lost it, this is pure gold, nicely done mate :D

[@anacarmenvibu]

cromagnonac jajajajaja we will always have San Quintin😉🤣

[@nick72486]

I think it's Spain, not Burgundy

[@cromagnonac]

@@nick72486 It's Burgundy, Spain is the one that appears at 0:28 and 1:00

[@Ferrarista_csm2009]

@@cromagnonac It is Spain, the flag its called Burgundy Cross, but it was used by Spain.

[@Ferrarista_csm2009]

@@cromagnonac And the other flag its the flag of Castilla and Aragon.

[@auhbean6572]

0:44 look who's leading the charge

[@rvc7468]

ULM

[@genericname42]

1:52 look who's leading the retreat

[@DerpyUniverse]

Ottomans soloing half of Europe is the most EU4 EU4 moment of all time

[@EastAtLeast]

France always joins the Protestants in my playthoughs. I'm always allied to Catholics and Austria.

[@EastAtLeast]

lol What Prussia? The only time Prussia appears is when I'm playing them. But whenever I play HRE countries, I ally the Emperor which is always Austria. Austria usually rivals Ottomans and France which becomes a shitstorm when a religious war happens.

[@asdewrt]

East Well in my last playthrough Austria and France were friends for the entire game and the Ottomans didn't rival either of them. Of course at the end I crushed them all as Germany

[@tovarishchdoge3915]

Historically France joined the Protestants.

[@kampferparasyte4204]

TovarishchDoge And for the same reason France always joins the protestants. This war wasn't about religion, it was about politics and weakening the other rival country.

[@Darkprosper]

Yeah, France generally joins the protestants just to piss off Austria.

[@Heisenberg-ud2si]

LOL thats fucking funny with the ottos addon

[@someguitardude8462]

2:05 accurate af. Religious war is more often than not the end of the HRE

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

Mean the corpse of the former Kingdom of France is off to the side.

[@jacobmacaree3063]

That moment when the war is at a stalemate, but then Hungary and Austria get R E M O V E D by K E B A B

[@CTidk]

remove kebab

[@turkuga6699]

I agree!

[@aek6810]

>:(

[@Boxghost102]

KEBAB INSERTED

[@vacri54]

Netherlands cat taking down Burgundy :D

[@jaxpersson9610]

It's not, Burgundy.

[@paralusdivinprophetedupara8903]

Its spain

[@Povest1389]

It's Burgundy for the God sake. Spain stole this flag later.. but in the game Spain have different flag.

[@Termosugus]

@@Povest1389 Spain did not stole anything. Flags were not usual in Middle Age, but coat of arms. Coat of arms belonged to dinasties, not to territories or people. The symbol you are mentioned belonged to the House of Burgundy. In 1.506, the duke of Burgundy became the king Felipe I of Castille. Since then, the main line of the dinasty ruled in Castille and Aragon (Hispanic Monarchy/Kingdom of Spain), so their members had the right to use a coat of arms who belonged to their own family.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

One time during a Prussia playthrough, during the League War with France on my side, the Catholics had 10 million casualties, most of them inflicted by me. Gott Mitt Uns.

[@LiquicitizenRabbit]

Ahah, this is why i love paradox community

[@ruslankazimov622]

@@Povest1389 what's wrong with you , mate ?

[@elbeperson8858]

"Who knew guys in Brown shirts can cause So much trouble" -Hindenburg 1924

[@krankenbank]

Prussia and Russia go great together.

[@slanderville9982]

Along with the ottomans

[@andromeda9224]

N o

[@placeholder8768]

Ulm is overpowered, how did he lose?

[@MaggoSheesh]

He wanted to lose

[@placeholder8768]

Marco Sheesh oh yeah, I forgot he is merciful

[@swaggamergirl9821]

i played as them first time playing, now controls 6 provinces and 1 vassel

[@BadDayLp]

Aidan Smith u mean 6 continents, right?

[@svtkzeppelin814]

@@BadDayLp 7 the penguin overlord of Antarctica surrendered

[@lucamarchetto897]

At the sight of the flag of the Dutch republic launched as a cat on Burgundy, I exploded with laughter and moments of hilarity 🖤😂

[@sadude_f]

Dude, thats not Burgundy. Thats Spain

[@btbatu]

@@sadude_f thats burgundy

[@btbatu]

@What,why,how Raysum thats burgundy

[@Super_156]

​​@@sadude_fthat's burgundy the Spaniards later used the same flag but in this case it is burgundy

[@zaelgarviel9766]

"-France where did you found a Dragon? -I dont know!"

[@firstconsul7286]

Zit came from ze Argonne

[@kapitankapital6580]

"Who knew guys in Brown Shirts could cause so much trouble? Actually that gives me an idea..."

[@TlowOnYT]

Isn't it ironic..

[@kapitankapital6580]

Batuhan Bozal i think that's the point

I like my braun shirt, and one day I might get myselv a black shirt ,just to go "Itallian"

[@arelcemkencebay2819]

its 69 likes... i cant do it

[@nonec384]

Who needs one spain If you can get two spain

[@firstconsul7286]

Who wants two spain when you can have five spain, all at each other's throats?

[@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780]

@@firstconsul7286 is that a Hearts of Iron reference?

[@joseangelbravogallego9363]

​@@urielantoniobarcelosavenda780 I think its because in the video theres actually two Spanish flags, the one which has castles, lions and yellow and red strands is actually like the older version of the Spanish Empire's flag with the white background and the red cross.

[@tukatl]

“Whoever knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?” **Austrian painter has joined the chat**

[@herpderp3131]

Its a simpsons season > 11 joke - of course it's bad, on the nose for reddit leftists and gets you 11k likes on youtube....

[@popsicleman1834]

​@@herpderp3131?

[@КайзерВильгельм-г6д]

Mount & Blade:Warband-Siege of Rivacheg.

[@TheRobinCat]

Wow, this is pure gold xD

[@Ottomeme]

I saw the Ottoman Empire coming before I even clicked the video.

[@a_random_orthodox_Christian]

deus vult

[@turplexx233]

@@a_random_orthodox_Christian hurraa allah allah

[@a_random_orthodox_Christian]

@@turplexx233 deus vult

[@vapingcat5406]

@@a_random_orthodox_Christian Seljuk Seljuk beyazid beyazid

[@abraromio3814]

@@a_random_orthodox_Christian Allah hu Akbar

[@halo6142]

Austria,Hungary,friends:this is your end roman catholic,bow to me!!!!! Ottomans:IM gonna end this man whole career 😂

[@blitzkrieg2928]

1:48 Lmao , perfection

[@Chuck_A_Iot]

As a German i see this as an absolute win

[@Angelblue1302]

Someone declared a religious war too soon...That ended well for Austria....

[@vladimirlenin6483]

Russian empire ❤ Prussia ❤ Ottoman empire Good job I'm so proud of them

[@hgfkowgxnfkpeosuvjgosa4431]

username DOESNT check out

[@Qayira]

Best trio

[@EdirneFatihi]

Russia Empire?

[@danii8168]

True Triple Entente

[@арбузочел]

Братья на век

[@Ssylphie]

I need to show this to my AP European History Teacher from a couple years ago.

[@Pyrochemik007]

Grandpa Simpson a.k.a. Bohemia: We already had our reformation, before you even knew about a reformation. We fought knights with farming equipment, and used our flutes to shoot lead. But we were too strong, so we split in halves to give catholics a chance.

[@numberzthegreat]

On a side note... My first game that I played as the Kabab I received a message about the Burgundian inheritance. I looked north to see who had claimed the land and it was NOT Spain nor Austria.... not even France...... It had gone to Brunswick..... really strange turn of events.

[@SereglothIV]

In my very first game, which was as Aragon/Spain, Mantua got the inheritance and they started a colonial empire that rivaled my own xD

[@Knightly_Mapping]

In one of my games east Frisia got it and then they declined to release the low lands so austria declared war and then so many other nations declared war

[@damsarebiotic6263]

"who knew guys in brown shirts can cause so much trouble" oh Prussia, wait about a hundred years and you will be repeating that statement again.

[@Nostr00]

Sweden not protestant? And Danemark?

[@CinnamonRobins]

I have seen denmark ans Sweden many times not being protestant, the strange ones are some princes of the HRE, but this is _too early_ ;D

[@Nostr00]

In my gameplays, Danemark is alwas protestant. Sweden is a rng.

[@Blaazouille]

I played game where no Nordic country was Protestant. But nvm last game I get a PU on Russia

[@jamestheeggplant5446]

Nostroo what time in history or battle was this?

[@superioritymelee]

Scandinavia and Britain stayed catholic whereas South Germany and Northern Italy became reformed and protestant in my recent playthrough.

[@canyldrm5788]

Every story has a ottomans as a hero came for save the day

Or shit in the corner !

[@antonio5478]

En español, y famoso, ¡de EU4! Usted ha logrado algo en la vida, sientase orgulloso

[@user-kv7rl9tt1m]

Español?

[@tubbeyt]

I like how Scandinavia fell under the same ladder

[@grease88]

The power of the ottoman was enough for them all

[@TicTacYo100]

Seriously one of my favorite Simpsons moments

[@burhanbulut3736]

1:16 The Ottoman Empire's power. Hi from Turkey.

[@kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144]

Gotta love the LOTR music in the background

[@kurott1008]

Oh shit Prussia,Russia and Ottomans Only ULM can beat them

[@Zoraproxi]

Nah, they got them asses kicked by sweet Motherland and our sweet Vodka.

[@switzerlandball4624]

Mr Slav. True story 🥂

[@Крабнагалерах-ь2з]

У тебя нет мозга

[@thanosofthecommunistdruzhi9107]

Wow, the 30 years war where everyone sides with Austria, including France! never thought I'd ever see this

[@aquila4460]

Poor cologne :D

[@paralusdivinprophetedupara8903]

Aquila dragon quest IX ?

[@SlayerRiley]

LOL DUTCH CAT CLAWING SPAIN XD

[@CinnamonRobins]

Hahaha, it is burgundy, once you reach a year (dont know what) The dutch country appears and every single province of the dutch region takes revolts of about 25k each one (almost the army of burgundy) so if the succesion didnt occured that IS the end of burgundy.

[@Quick045]

Historicly accurate

[@Ulas_Aldag]

But you're kinda right, the spanish had at some point the burgundian flag as their own flag.

[@valff5770]

@@CinnamonRobins Somehow as Spain I got the lands in the region... with one good 40k stack I was able to beat them easly

[@matpl8769]

It's called Burgundian Inheritance, scripted event, HRE Emperor, Spain and countries that have RM with Burgundy can inherit provinces of Burgundy that are parto of HRE (rest goes to France).

[@Aman123ace]

That is far and again my favorite Simpsons scene

[@Mowraq]

Everyone talking about eu4 but noone noticing that excellent choice in music.

[@thelastarcadegamer6655]

“Who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?” oof

[@emryscutter730]

This is my favorite EU4 video, so far.

[@fglombardi6915]

Lol but France always joins the protestant side despite being catholic

[@caucasusmapper7098]

le pragmatique franze is all humanist. and opportunist!

[@bellerophon6897]

@@caucasusmapper7098 and hate Austria. That's actually the only real reason.

[@ninny65]

Nelson as the ottomans is genius

[@CinnamonRobins]

Thank you very much for all the funny comments and the likes :D My new video "Spreading Catholicism through America" is already out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqbdlXpqoNSFb9E&ab_channel=JenesePados

[@amargabela1260]

I like how Ottomans were just like: screwe you guys, I don`t want to play by your rules

[@epicver]

That Saxony soldier doing nothing 1:26

[@HEYWOA102]

When a group of 5 ylds attack your sandcastle and you only have your sister of help you out

[@khanousch]

Still the most accurate representation of the EU4 experience.

[@adumbaby]

the flags are flooding the entire screen

[@irohir]

1:27 death of hungary is so good lol :D

[@_semih_]

lol

[@TiffanyPlaysOwO]

The fact that he bought a train which usually costs upwards of a million dollars is insane, massive bravo to mrbeasts team.

[@PlazmaLin_51]

No one: Russia and Prussia (Germany): Brothers forever Third Reich 1939: I'm sorry bro ... you're not my bro anymore, bro USSR: Let's divide Poland for the last time? Third Reich: Yeees 0^0

[@polandballhistorian8537]

I can imagine if the dragon started shooting fire at itself this video would’ve been perfect

[@lautarosillero1645]

No es meme de EU4 sin Ulm.

[@khalidalali186]

Dude, the thirty years’ war was crazy af 😂

[@inspairo7218]

Ничего необычного. Когда я играю в AoC ll это обычная катка.

[@БорисКузнецов-х2у]

I just got it. Guys in brown shirts: NSDAP members used to wear brown shirts.

[@niofalpha]

I've never seen AI France join the Catholic league. Same for Denmark

[@theamici]

In the real 30-years war they were "on the wrong side" so to speak, so that does make sense.

There are no catholics in Denmark, never will be, Fuck The Pope he sells Dope

[@theoutlook55]

I loved this LOTR ROTK movie reference.

[@raptorhacker599]

Lol Austria always goes protestant in my games

[@Jose_Pecina]

Paradox debe amar este tipo de vídeos.

[@HeroCub]

I have to admit that this video made me see that in addition to being a Religious War, it is too Glorious. XD Tengo que admitir que este video me hizo ver que ademas de ser una Guerra Religiosa, es demasiado Gloriosa. XDD

[@RC15O5]

This is the best. Love these history/EU4 memes.

[@mehmetgun6941]

OTTOMAN

[@Povest1389]

WILL BE REMOVED.

[@tarik8600]

Nino Jevtic said who? Balkan 3rd world country

[@ethansamurai8351]

Well after the Emperor update, this is sure to change

[@johnorourke8116]

I just got that brown shirts joke...

NO MORE joke about my braun shirt' Ordnung muss Sein,

[@NorthernRidesYaBoi]

The Lord of the Rings music is the cherry on top

[@nigelhanna3501]

I just realized that when bart says “who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble?” Was a joke about the SA.

[@jacobribuyaco4276]

When ur a kid making a history project about The battle of Normandy But you want to get a perfect

[@gomezmejiaivanalejandro2080]

Solo los que saben de historia lo entenderán

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

*AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*

[@yagzmpge1948]

1:14 ottoman join game All contry left the game

[@aycoded7840]

This did look genuinely cool. I mean who wouldn't want a box fort siege.

[@Teremeke]

THE OTTOMAN EMPİRE C•

[@NightmareAwakening]

Aa ikimizde aynıyız kanki 🤣😂

[@NightmareAwakening]

Profilime bak

[@notoriousp.o.g6773]

Box for the box god

[@attilabazoglu]

OTTOMAN 😉👍

[@KaiserFranzJosefI]

I never noticed the Lord of the Rings music before

[@Onurikos]

ottoman

[@ariefachmadi5027]

"who knew guys in brown shirts could cause so much trouble" yeah, Ernst Röhm really are troublesome guy

[@cafer899]

yeahhhhhhh ottoman power 1!!

[@Zygmunt-Zen]

Very nicely done. Bravo!!! (standing ovation)

[@joelout]

This one didn't make much sense to me. They clearly had enough support to start a religious war here. Something like "When you attack into mountains" would have fitted the video better.

[@elronincaido2406]

0:30 For the Papal Supremacy!