The Eye-lo-phone

You might remember my video about creating THE HORN OF GEDDON. And maybe you recall my DIDGERIDON'T. Well, now you can enjopy the dulcet tones of the EYE-LO-PHONE!
I am 62 years old next month.

[@randomletters3853]

This is something you would fish up in the ocean during a blood moon.

[@Dr_Pee_]

lmao

[@williambrewster9220]

Terraria moment

[@_cfmca]

lol you’re so right

[@Grim9633]

Indeed

[@GravitWry]

On god looks like something straight out of th Throium mod with its Bard class.

[@slickwilley5482]

biblically accurate trumpet

[@Atylonisus]

Whoville-ass instrument

[@slickwilley5482]

real@@Atylonisus

[@harmonybutnomoney]

just don't get too desperate with it and sacrifice everyone to become a finger on the godhand

[@tatotaytoman5934]

sounds like a squeak toy lol

[@TheOGRokma]

Yes

[@JozMkII]

I love how this guy keeps describing his project in a nonchalant manner even as it gets progressively more absurd

[@lpschaf8943]

that's the best representation

[@Proto_Divi]

*"You feel 16 evil presences watching you..."*

[@CorruptedProductions-tf1gg]

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[@TacticalFortressGamer]

@@CorruptedProductions-tf1gg your mother has awoken

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​@@CorruptedProductions-tf1gg*the Tumor of Cthulhu has awoken*

[@Dragorage10111]

The eye lo phone looks like a thorium bard weapon exclusive to master mode eye of cuthulu

[@Superawesome043]

@@Dragorage10111Fr XD

[@engineer_gaming69]

2 thing I have to say about this man: 1: Makes the weirdest instruments in the world 2: Deserves more subs

[@El_Gungas]

His videos even had cool retro introductions, instructions and music! He deserves much more.

[@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice]

Gngineer Eaming

[@Arcane_A.C.]

Engineer gaming

[@senorwhiss7246]

Engineer gaming

[@abromine]

Engineer gaming

[@toastedcheeserat]

"Dr. Bright, SCP-066 is NOT a trumpet. Do NOT blow into it."

[@eg_manifest510]

"Eric?" "No this is Stevyn" **Beethoven proceeds to explode ear drums**

[@kittys3247]

"DR. BRIGHT NO!! CODE RED! CODE RED! DR. BRIGHT USED THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE TRUMPET!!"

[@Charlie_the_Chair]

thing number 3145 that Dr Bright is not allowed to do: Dr Bright is not allowed to use any anomaly as a musical instrument

[@kaideneurizcalderon2478]

he just used it again.

[@rostastepanek5542]

Vita carni: the orchestra

[@riskyz2245]

i accidentally watched all of these in order lol

[@Paulos12-21]

Same

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

same

[@squash9189]

not same

[@GreenEggsSam]

Same

[@LoWsDominios]

Same, wonderful.

[@cyansorcerer6491]

these are the kinds of instruments id expect a whimsical, eccentric druid or wizard would have. They're so cool in the best way possible.

[@DaveDexterMusic]

this guy clearly is an eccentric druid or wizard so it's cool

[@cyansorcerer6491]

@@DaveDexterMusic real

[@That_Possesed_Hunter_Wittebane]

Nah this is sum random stuff you see in my room

[@miguelaquiles2859]

KZbin at 3AM is truly blessed

[@BattleBrickState]

Funny, it's 3:20am for me atm

[@php1631]

@@BattleBrickState me too

[@unknownbeing6924]

That is exactly how I discovered this channel

[@yermem6667]

Here I am, at 2:41am

[@Onhalfbloodhill]

Same here, 1:42am

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

They’re all like a mad doctor’s inventions, except all of them are completely harmless

[@GnomiumPvZ]

Who said they were harmless? (Lol)

[@kaysisedlak9955]

they deal psychic damage

[@theshadowking3198]

It’s a summoning item

[@maksimal3498]

Whoever said that the first horn looked like it could summon Eye of Cthulhu, I bet they are very happy with this video! This thing definitely summons an eldritch monstrosity!

[@user-tq3cn9ct2e]

Terraria moment

[@TheGentlemanScholar]

Steve...you've just become my favorite eccentric English uncle with such sublime whimsy.

[@Colganology]

As long as I'm not THAT uncle ... you know, the creepy one wjho always has a bag of candy ,,,

[@TheGentlemanScholar]

@@Colganology Not even close, mate... Thank you for the great videos .

[@zathtanks]

@@ColganologyNono you’re the lovely one that gives all the nieces and nephews toys that make noise

[@connor7272]

This guy feels like that one very intelligent old man who still is very goofy

[@Matt..S]

When you are being sued by Dr. Seuss and he sents his hunters after you

[@fredblonder7850]

Now we know what it would have been like if Dr. Seuss had gotten into music instead of cartoons.

[@gooseygoosington8290]

Master bongmaker potential

[@Rubberpoliceman1]

REAL

[@cursey876]

Most underrated comment. ✌🏻

[@MonsieurSimp]

That looks like something that screams "Hello?" "I love you." "Goodbye." "Help!" whenever it breaches

[@sadflix8754]

And then it accidentally uses its soundboard

[@goober130]

portal turrets be like

[@frostbite8967]

Project Moon reference spotted. Nothing There

[@MonsieurSimp]

@@frostbite8967 correct!

[@CxsmicKiller]

the true third trumpet

[@Spineless-Lobster]

I need an entire orchestra of this guy’s deranged instruments

[@thegrandwizard1700]

Bro made an SCP trumpet. Props to him though. It looks really sweet.

[@samtinkle9076]

I was half expecting the trumpet to say "Eric?"

[@thegrandwizard1700]

@@samtinkle9076 Lmao. That would be great.

[@elementalajah7902]

One minute in and he's already showing off his knotty bits.

[@asies_lavida]

Get my number first, my god

[@ericsgabbs]

This looks like something a boss would drop in Terraria

[@snappa_tv]

Please make more of these horrible “instruments”. I love them and can’t not get enough of them

[@FesJ]

Geddon was amazing, Didgeridon't is just beauty incarnate, but this-- THIS is every aspect of humanity and nature coming together to create something truly special, this is a horn of ages.

[@nvmnvm8821]

I really like your creations visually! Maybe consider making a co-lab with someone who's interested in even more sounds than squeeks?

[@Colganology]

Great idea 😃

[@gabrielrobloxcool4492]

​@@Colganology Wow I like your instruments.. reminds me of weird instruments from Dr Seuss!

[@KelOmoriBattlePass]

STARES FROM THE AETHER when used, deal 5 damage and stuns the others for 1.5 seconds. also inflicts 5 bleed. With EGO activated, you can you this three times in a row. “this is NOT fda approved!”

[@AlecBGood]

I knew I'd find one

[@dolphinboi5211]

Mimicry from lobotomy corporation.

[@njf11-]

What do you want to do when you grow up? Me:

[@SpecialFanLilMan]

The didgeridont is the best name for an instrument ever

[@skiesquiggles7319]

This has some real monty python energy

[@King_Macrophage]

This feels like public access television in the best way, thank you

[@rampage75_25]

I swear, this guy is the british equivalent of a leprechaun, and i love it

[@thereal4815]

Surprising how little few differences there are between a Dr. Suess prop and a lovecraftian idol.

[@rad_cat5823]

this is literally straight out of a dr Seuss book

[@clockwork6966]

love how all the videos i get recommended from this guy are of him constructing eldritch devices

[@Mossy-Kat]

This has the shape of a Dr. Seuss instrument.

[@invisibleven2643]

My favorite genre of youtube videos, silly old man makes silly wacky contraptions

[@blueasis]

happy brithday for next month, if you celebrate! love the vids

[@Colganology]

Thanks!

[@SatanRomps]

This man has the best quest reward items.

[@AuskaDezjArdamaath]

Our blind roomie went to Japan for a year as an exchange student. Before she got back, we stuck over a hundred googly eyes all over her room. Over 9 months later, she’s still finding some 😂 (she has partial vision) She loved the prank.

[@GoGo-nn5bb]

The algorithm has blessed us once again 🙏

[@sortagoodish8491]

These are the accursed flutes which keep Azathoth in his slumber

[@A-lik]

What beautiful Eldritch abomination is this? The accursed flute that summons Yog-Sothoth? How lovely!

[@CommandoPigeon4]

I love that it looks like it should produce a deep sound but squeaks instead

[@Ahena994]

I genuinely love the cursed instruments

[@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches]

This man understands what's important in life.

[@Moojingles_]

This is the most British looking man I've ever seen and I love it

[@3xAudio]

your channel is a fantastic gift that the algorithm has laid bare to me

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I don’t know who this man is but this is absolutely hilarious. Straight to the point, no clickbait, absolutely wonderful.

[@EatChickenSmokeEgg]

I hope he has a place in his house to display these masterpieces. They have a lot of character.

[@swaos4654]

i love that every week bro pulls out a new doohickey

[@StephenHogarts]

Average kazoo experience

[@GrouchyGander]

These videos feel like something I'd watch as a kid in the 90's.

[@FartStudiosOfficial]

Best. British. Man. Ever.

[@user-ps8lg6sl8p]

legends say if someone manages to play bethoven on this the world will end

[@PengwinGaming205]

Make sure you are watching it the entire time your employees are working with it

[@killer900rocks]

i can only hope to be this charming and interesting when i'm 62 haha

[@baileyellison642]

Ok, the horn of Geddon. The Didgeridon't. And now this!!! You, my friend, have officially gained a new subscriber. I am overjoyed when these videos come across my FYP

[@IamMullet]

Thank you for all the forbidden bard instruments!

[@Iliveforzelink]

I would love it if you made like 7 more unique instruments and started the worlds most bizarre symphony orchestra

[@deathhzrd]

My favorite genre of KZbinr is old British men having whimsical fun

[@forteandblues]

That little theme song in the beginning reminded me of noseybonk

[@zachialadams9279]

I don't know what possesses you to make eldritch instruments, but your mad delight at the weird and dorky is contagious. Well done.

[@kroficial]

I like how these pop up into my recommendations in order, is like "ah yes, another episode of my favorites series, Annoying Trumpets!"

[@ThePandoraGuy]

Someone give this man a back mounted compressor tank.

[@TotallyRed2]

"MANAGER?? MANAGER?? MANAGER!!!"

[@mishinegluposti1466]

this is straight out of The Neverhood, i love it

[@MrBlack0950]

im glad youtube, at 2:50 am, has given me such whimsey

[@CyberSc0rpio]

Lovely that he included the pup to the credits

[@TulinTieFighter]

The sound: wonderful The look: dark souls boss

[@AnoraJohnson]

The algorithm has presented me with one of your videos every day and I hope this keeps going.

[@cloynelson2974]

this channel is the best thing that happened to me this week

[@Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes]

I don't know who this guy is, but I love this.

[@DeadFanbases]

I aspire to have 1% of your chaotic energy

[@ruffrider2626]

This is the real reason KZbin was invented. Thanks for this. Keep up the fun videos. Cheers!

[@marisafischer]

My dog really enjoyed this one

[@kebabhalalib]

This men needs at least more than 20million subscribers

[@EugeneJ1908]

I'm not personally a fan of the Dr Suess aesthetic but I still appreciate the final product and enjoyed listening to the creative process

[@vecraude]

ok this is the third creative design, you earned yourself a subscription! keep up the great work its amazing!

[@Bodaciouss]

gonna comment to say this is soon gonna blow up, calling it now

[@celihenry3227]

This man seems like a fine and delightful chap

[@borjadetorres7747]

Its funny because in spanish “colgao” is something you say when someone is kind of crazy, from “colgar”, hang. So the name Colganology is very fitting.

[@rileymoore7025]

Eye-lo-phone? What do you mean? There's Nothing There!

[@Mousy677]

now this is historically informed performance practices. i'm not sure what history, but you are certainly being informed by it.

[@CxsmicKiller]

THE TRUE SECOND TRUMPET 🔥

[@splitfox5027]

i live for your work my man. THIS is art, this brings joy beyond bounds, it's incredible. please never stop, this stuff keeps me alive, thriving, and cherishing the fact that this is your world and i happen to just exist within it

[@joea.9969]

You certain,y are channelling some character of Dr Seuss and I love it

[@blackironseamus1017]

I get the feeling this guy is like professor farnsworth and he just invents these things in a dream and then forgets how he made it in another dream

[@mozzeralleh]

I love these absurd whimsical instruments

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

Satori Komeiji trumpet

[@themystic8736]

Ive been getting these videos recommended to me in the order they came and they are quite the treat

[@Tempo_cat]

Eye-lophone: +5 curse Summons Gorthin to slaughter opponents

[@bug_w0rlds]

this man is the Jurassic Park of cursed items

[@Glow-screen]

He keeps getting new hats lmao

[@goddamnit452]

Imagine he makes a few more. Burries them somewhere. Hundred of years from now some geologies uncovers them and wonder what kind of instrument he discovered.

[@tortillachips-nn8dj]

This guy is living the life. I respect it 🙌

[@amandac8836]

These instruments give me Terry Pratchett vibes lol

[@Ok-_-719]

3:35 Hello, Harris! Adorable doggo 😃

[@oglothenerd]

This channel is freaking awesome!

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I feel lucky to have been recommended this channel

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Ha you make me laugh. Love your work and you are a living Disc World sort of Chap!!