The Facebook Marketplace Hellscape

[@tylersometimes]

Feed posted, absolutely horrible day for Doug DeMuro

[@matterickson4727]

This one got me good 😂😂😂

[@Fluffy65]

I just told a guy in my Supra group to list his modded 2020 on "Doug & Bids"...I doubt he'll get the reference

[@incorrectbeans]

Doug Who?

[@Mr.XJ.96]

Now that Dude is the Defenition of a Douche.

[@m00nkinftw]

THHHIISSSS

[@BasedMace]

Netgear pushes up his reading glasses like the main character of a strategy anime and sensually licks his thumb while turning the page on the motorcycle furry book 📖

[@Xtrachunky]

We all know that motorcycle book was a netgear biography

[@rubberwoody]

GLHS does, in fact, mean "goes like hell some more" because it's a hotter version of the GLH my favorite thing about those cars is they gave it a higher mph speedometer by just putting a sticker over the bottom of it and letting the speedo wrap around

[@tupov]

Probably the first Contour ever shown on collector car feet, underrated car, especially the SVT sleeper version

[@nathanchildress5596]

The SVT was cool, as were the Mondeo British Touring Cars, but the rest are not.

[@fportobr]

The car shown an 04:28 is an Infiniti EX37, but it is really sold in Japan as the Nissan Skyline Crossover and the 370gts is a legitimate version that was available in the japanese market. Of course, it looked WAAAAAY more tasteful than this AutoZone parts bin special... the FX35 you guys talked about is an Infiniti exclusive, not sold as a Nissan model anywhere in the globe.

[@Fco_Arana]

But I'm not sure that makes it actually cool even in that version, just like the capri crossover or the maverick, its just a classic nameplate slapped into a higher profit margin vehicle.

[@Mr.XJ.96]

I started my Mechanic career at a Pontiac Dealer my senior year 1999. I was the low man I did the new car check in Installed IOD fuses antennas hub caps test drive then PA inspection sticker. Ive got to drive all the Formulas T/A The WS6. I remember 2001 very well when the Firebird Camero Line died sad sad day. The best one I've driven was a White with Blue racing stripes 01 Ws6 manual Trans second a 00 Red Formula Manual Trans. I lost my inspection/test drive privileges for little while in the Red Formula a sales man had seen me rippin down the 4 lanes and ratted me out and I got my pee pee slapped for it😂....WORTH IT! By the way I only Ripped Lot cars not customer cars I promise.

[@Khan.WrathOf]

Im in, brother. Gimme all that trash. Full raccoon mode. All trash. No brakes.

[@jayrazz8499]

Hell yeah 🤟

[@bey69420]

My mom keeps asking me why I have to zip up my pants after watching CCF

[@kingofbleh]

This video got a pussy in it?

[@bobblueton]

That 280 had a dollar general tote box in it. Those are property of DG and hopefully no one throws a fit about him having it lol. I know someone got prosecuted for theft for having one. Anyway they send all the medicine, tshirts, sunscreen, beef jerky, stacker 2 pills, art canvas, random bs in those totes and we get like 10 a week that the old lady has to go thru and put away.

[@Pete_Finch]

The give me your money song makes me laugh every time

[@adamgroszkiewicz814]

Can't find Motorcycle Sex on Amazon. WTF guys. That was a must-read recc.

[@asecretboxx]

That chopper better never go to prison

[@DanoFSmith-yc9tg]

The Omni's are cool for another reason too, it's very very similar to the MK1 4 door Volkswagen Golf. At one point I think you could even get a VW motor in it. Along with a Renault motor. It was one of the first attempts at manufactures making "the global car" Essentially a car group designed by several manufacturers, and having parts supplied by several manufacturers, all coming together to make one car, that can be sold on all 6 drivable continents Even if it wasn't a GLHS, they are pretty historically significant cars. Nice to see one in that shape!

[@lepopcornnaisseur546]

Aw hell naw, CCF hittin us with a Despicable Me 4 promo.

[@kylem2010GT]

14:29 The second picture of the Saab at a car show, presumably from many years ago. The first picture of the Saab with the jump starter, taken yesterday.

[@failosaurus6764]

I mean you don't need ALL the lug nuts. Weight reduction bro trust me.

[@m00nkinftw]

You need them limited slip lugnuts if you're serious about your car

[@AK-sx4zp]

"Nah bro, remove 2 of the 5 and tighten the fuck out of the ones u keep." Words of a wise Edgar I once knew ​@@m00nkinftw

[@nathanchildress5596]

I'm not worried because I put red locktight on mine.

[@jmizzonini]

Doug DeMuro been real quiet since this dropped

[@Fluffy65]

That's because his Amazon package hasn't arrived yet with the world's loudest megaphone...📣 📣 TTHHIISSSS!!📣📣

[@Gabby-is7jx]

original nismo wheels freshly painted with newer tires but god forbid they replace that missing lug nut while doing that

[@85jamesr]

Loved the stream this was from. I also just coped some stickers from the shop. Keep up the great work.

[@lexdfox]

This stream was awesome

[@matthewbowen5841]

I'm not shocked nobody remembers the EX35/37 that became the QX50 before the current FWD QX50 got forgotten about by everyone, but the one notable thing about the EX is that it was a G35/37 wagon-ish thing that was sold as the Skyline Crossover in Japan.

[@JamesEsposito-o5j]

Got to be honest. I had the hoop on both the MK4 , and now the MK5 , and it was amazing how often i would glance at the mirror , and somehow RIGHT where you want to see.... WING! Even on flat roads , that look back for a cop distance..... WING! hahahaha Its a lifestyle choice, and we would like you to respect it. ROFL

[@kylem2010GT]

I had a movie idea that was Logan's Run but with cars. Cars getting crushed after 30 years, set in the future with GR Supra, Nismo 400Z, etc. running away from destruction.

[@kuebby]

I love that you were thinking about that messed up episode of Dinosaurs lol

[@Road_Atlas]

I JUST DONT GET ART

[@Beefy4fun]

11:16 hearing my hometown brought up on here caught me off guard. At least it wasn’t a mobile meth lab 🤘

[@calebalbertson8862]

you guys never fail to crack me the f*ck up 🤣😂

[@TGV66]

gettin my cd tmmrw finna goon in the auto zone parking lot

[@zacha8641]

16:05 DMT is the shit! 4-AcO-DMT is my personal favorite! It metabolizes into psilocin, so it’s pretty similar to shrooms until you get to “heroic doses”, then it acts more like DMT. Given that it’s from a reliable source, it’s technically cleaner than shrooms. Also it’s 100% legal in Texas.

[@lexdfox]

Where can one find this motorcycle book? ....asking for a friend.

[@CollectorCarFeed]

It’s a lost artifact of a better internet

[@waynetendo1172]

@@CollectorCarFeed that joke was originally a post in FYAD on the Something Awful forums like 15 years ago, a real classic

[@Kownterfiet1997]

hey I was in this stream, I commented about Atlas living in michigan, funny stream, also F - Ready Set Element

[@ChrisOfSDUB]

The Canadian needs to sell the Viggen

[@billspangler2685]

I didn't know someone actually exists that prefers the catfish over the elegant trailer park styling of the trans am.

[@wr1ght939]

I love the final facelift firebird. Probably my dream can tbh.

[@sk8rboy509]

I’d take an Earthroamer over a standard motorhome any day. It’s so sick being able to take your camper almost anywhere you wanna go and not just next to a bunch of generators

[@john_toss]

Stroke my cactus motorcycle

[@chrisnorton6518]

@ 1:46 the girl on the right looks like Nicolas cage

[@Kampfmesser89]

Enjoyed this stream. Nice car related bullshitting to chill with, after messing around with my cars.

[@d0rid0esIt]

witchouse40k, didn’t expect that

[@tylergray8263]

I commented the same thing

[@zacha8641]

The interesting thing about that “jizzmo” is that it kinda does the same shit as the Porsche Cayenne (955, not the new shit). Except my Cayenne cost $6k and wasn’t missing a lug nut. Also Porsche Magic is real. I am passionate about the 955 Porsche Cayenne Turbo. It’s a work of art. Ask me about the 955 Cayenne and I will express my diagnosed autism. I need to fix my Volvo.

[@NathanielKarle-f5n]

Ah yes ccf my favourite nightly routine

[@TheRamRanch]

I looked at that Shelby GLHS. Very nice but fuck for $15,000

[@Mr.WarwickBot]

WitchHouse 40k jumpscare!? Ordered the summer jam CD wya dogs.

[@jodysales2362]

Just want to say that Dalton Ga is considered the meth capital of the South East. And is in the same district represented by MTG.

[@CollectorCarFeed]

I love magic the gathering

[@jodysales2362]

@@CollectorCarFeed 🤣

[@breadnaut]

That GLHS is beautiful. Wish I had an extra 15k.

[@DJNokem]

That Amazon book you mentioned was also a short film from 1995 called Vrooom Vrooom Vroooom.

[@itsmileyy]

Gentlemen it is my greatest delight to announce that I zip up my pants every time I get off the toilet. You know why.

[@kaielbisser7812]

Yooo I live right by the GLHS, I saved it immediately gave it a gold status in the goon bank, I fucking wish I had the bread for that, I love those things. Anyways sup from KY homies

[@diet_dr.demoncore]

can't believe the rest of the boys haven't heard about that book with the dude who finds the sentient motorcycle that he can fuck I can't remember the title and can't find anything about it on the net

[@Sentient6ix]

Vegeta fan in me appreciates this intro

[@Rakinor]

Little weird seeing Ruined4bangers' Olds wagon on here lol

[@Bozar069]

The drag from that big ass wing probably slows the car down and hurts fuel economy.

[@jayman4095]

Ahh yes a Toyota Matrix, Hopefully it doesn’t have the 2.4L 2AZ - FE engine, I just finished replacing a timing chain and head gasket on one last week. It’s still burns oil but it’s alive, so that’s good… I guess.

[@jonathanryan2915]

Imagine putting a giant 6 legged scorpion on your whole quarter panel!

[@biggestking7775]

I was listening to witchhouse 40k before this and the intro fucked with my head lmao

[@CodyDoesIt]

Those boxes close with some weight from a car lift and some thick boy zip ties

[@howieewalt1322]

I couldn't help but touch myself during this episode.

[@codymodisette5158]

That’s just a shipping tote lol, all the auto parts stores use them (source: I’m a former O’Reillys employee)

[@pastyninja3212]

“Off grid”, while painted red LMAO

[@lmaonadez]

why do you have to zip up your pants every time u watch a CCF video?

[@Spiderdoom-hg3iy]

all i want, and all i need, all i crave is a good car feed

[@BasedMace]

Why is it the most unhinged listings and permafried posts are nearly exclusively from AZ

[@THEW0LFB0Y]

Wtf is that Minion, I feel like his name is Hector

[@MurfMB]

Ättestupa 20:00, you were right. Only reason I know this is because of the show Norsemen

[@RalphieCortez-ml4fr]

Nice time for some collector car autism My daily dose of derp

[@Bpat610]

Getting closer to feet reveal 🎉

[@anthonyrausch5708]

3:19 - 4:00 - “THIS” could be “SOMETHING”!!!!! 4:00 - If there is “ONE THING” i know about “THE PLASTIC PART BOX” 3/4 of the time “NEVER CLOSED”……. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyrausch5708]

14:10 - $10;000????

[@anthonyrausch5708]

14:47 - Huh; never seen one before “QUACK; QUACK”!!!

[@anthonyrausch5708]

16:40 - Most of these have to be in “COLLECTIONS” buy this point; I would think……

[@anthonyrausch5708]

18:43 - Redneck Mobile……

[@MelodyOo]

12:23 that's the Kutter from Carmageddon

[@holmboy]

Is the Carrol Shelby taco seasoning mix any good?

[@zacha8641]

10:33 that’s actually the rare 1 of 1 Abarth Contour!!!!!!1!! Super fast real race car! 100% legit.

[@THEREALLILBIGMANE]

The Area 51 “self portrait” is f*cking nuts

[@intuitivecat]

The infiniti is an ex35, not the larger fx35

[@amfinc2]

My cousin had a Ford Contour SVT and my stupid highschool ass thought it was the coolest car.

[@kennycrane7050]

Witchouse 40k mention!

[@jayrazz8499]

That wagon witj the LS looks.like it belong to Ruined4banger!!! 🤙🤙🤟💥

[@chessie4]

Oh fuck

[@cocainium204]

That 87 Oldsmobile with the turbo ls is being sold by Ruined 4 Banger, dude posts shit at high prices just to get angry messages off marketplace

[@sparkshusky2482]

What month is it? Selling that infinity suv with snow tires on it. Lol

[@roflcoppter117]

Pls do more ccf fanfiction

[@mrichar9]

Omg At 2:03 is f'n hilarious 😅😅😅😂

[@stevefirth2013]

GLH goes like he'll. GLHS goes like he'll some more

[@Fco_Arana]

Volkswagen! Make the next generation of golf square and retro and my life is yours!

[@izayoiaifuyu]

WHO VR38 SWAPPED AN FX WTF

[@FlauntyToaster]

AYO Where did the mid club sticker go?

[@CollectorCarFeed]

Still for sale just not on the main page anymore. Good point though I'll just put the entire catalog on the store index collectorcarfeed.myshopify.com/products/mid-club-sticker

[@FlauntyToaster]

@@CollectorCarFeed p I need to put that sticker on all the used cars i buy

[@cameronlovesevolve]

art makes me feel dumb lol

[@tylergray8263]

Witchhouse 40k for the intro music?? Y’all choose it or was it just randomly picked?

[@SegwayBossk]

THIS!

[@skylinecollector]

Im surprised you guys didnt notice that infinity had a GTR engine swapped in it

[@DanTheMan.]

More saabs pls (best car)

[@valveneul3958]

CCF give me your po box or some shit got a random Amazon book to send ya😂

[@CollectorCarFeed]

If you really have a copy of this book DM me on instagram for a reward (send evidence)

[@HandFromCoffin]

PLEASE Buy that book and have Netgear read it live PLEASE

[@TimTam770]

In far cry 5 you can drive a dodge shelby omni

[@carsnanime4719]

I'd daily that fx35 fr fr lol, I think it was a decent build, I got 9k for him 😂

[@Sube-Tube]

4:21 had no idea datsuns were crossplane engines. Wild

[@MaxwolfKoolick]

what the fuck is that minion

[@kaielbisser7812]

EARLY ASF DAWG

[@CCFPuchii]

I don’t fuck with or on motorcycles

[@CollectorCarFeed]

Not what I heard but the investigation is ongoing

[@waytostoned]

Firebird... meh.. Now if it was an 81 turbo 350 thats something special. WS6 are meh.

[@antonysehter3937]

Damn how tf my car ended up in this video🤦‍♂️

[@CollectorCarFeed]

Which one

[@antonysehter3937]

@@CollectorCarFeed don’t disrespect my Jizzmo next time

[@iggyadamson200]

Another based intro 🤘