The Fast Show Live Ted & Ralph and Jesse

[@danielwilliamson6180]

4:12 God! Paul is such a good singer.

[@danielwilliamson6180]

Such a touching and brilliantly sung and performed song.

[@tuomivuori]

Man I love Ralph and Ted, they're just so adorable and heartbreaking!

[@cheyennebrennan966]

He says "I put the horse before the cart." It basically means to do something in the wrong order.

[@ExidoSutrin]

Damn, Ted has a surprisingly good singing voice.

[@HorrorFrogPrincess]

Ralph and Ted in a mini-musical? The best thing on Earth just got better. Yeah, Ted... not fooling anyone. I think the audience was disappointed by the ending, too. Well, until Jesse came on. XD

[@jossujb]

Aww-reaction of the audience at the end was exatly how my heart breaked when they didn't end up each others arms xD

[@stevecox7075]

jossujb : 'broke'.

[@elrondriel]

no one cares steve@@stevecox7075

[@KiraMiri]

OH YES! XD *dies of cuteness*

[@joncarter5210]

Remember going to see this live, such a good show. This part caught me off gaurd

[@MarxistKnight]

Just tell him, Ralph! He clearly feels the same about you!

[@danielwilliamson6180]

2:41 and 2:55 RIP Richard Whiteley 1943 - 2005.

[@cheyennebrennan966]

The analytical portion of my brain is telling me that Ted's words come from his guilt over fibbing about the drainage in the lower field, but the romantic portion is not only _SCREAMING_ the complete opposite, but it's also challenging the analytical side: Why did he bother to come all the way up to the house and fib about it in the first place? 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤

[@ahenmaxtae]

i clapped like crazy... and my roommate thought i had gone insane

[@FishpondsLady]

Is it wrong that this made me cry

[@cheyennebrennan966]

Not at all - it's hauntingly beautiful...in THE weirdest way. ❤

[@danielwilliamson6180]

When they first met, Paul and Charlie were in a punk band together at university.

[@DMEB]

great vid!!! been years since i seen this!!

[@stevecox7075]

DMEB BAKER : 'saw'.

[@elrondriel]

omg are you being paid to be the grammar police lmao@@stevecox7075

[@joncarter5210]

Ralph: He doesn’t hear me, how can I make him understand? Why do I feel so giddy? My whole world is in a spin I feel so tongue-tied So near and yet so far from him Ted: I must get some new boots Ralph: What are these strange feelings inside of me After all he’s just a man Ted: I hope I get home in time for countdown Ralph: Maybe he hears me, somewhere inside him If he would only speak my name Ted: That Richard Whitley he’s very good. Ralph: Oh my world would be complete if he would only understand If I could be like him, the good earth upon my hand Ted: I hope I’ve got some Swarfega in the shed Ralph: But it can never be Him and me Ted and I I and he Ted: Why does he look at me that way Could it be he knows Surely not But how can I tell him Ralph: He doesn’t hear me Ted: This secret deep inside my heart, burning inside Ralph: He doesn’t know me Ted: I put the horse before the cart Ted and Ralph: How can I tell him Ralph: If I could walk with him my head held high and be a man Be true to what I am, for once just be a man Ted: How can I tell him? I haven’t really sorted out the drainage in the lower field

[@cheyennebrennan966]

Tiny correction: When their voices join and Ralph is singing "He doesn't hear me". Ted's first few words are actually: "This secret deep inside my heart..." Otherwise, amazing work. 😊

[@joncarter5210]

@@cheyennebrennan966 I shall correct it now, thank you

[@terryhurley1]

@MoriNoYosei he says "i put the horse before the cart" It's an old English cliche

[@danielwilliamson6180]

1:41

[@danielwilliamson6180]

2:00