The Fastest Way to Clear a Mine Field

[@AngryCops]

Go to tryfum.com/ANGRYCOPS and use code ANGRYCOPS to save an additional 10% off your order today!

[@mariofeathers4194]

You wanna be SGM of the Army?

[@b.thomas8926]

12B here. Wanna clear some mines? (Points to the PFC.) He'll do it. He just got a lease on a Camaro and his hooker/gf just got caught on a tinder date. In his car.

[@soonerfrac4611]

The HIMARS launching candy is directly behind my old office on Ft. Sill way back when I was a Reservist MP there. It’s also about 200m from the old reception battalion where they filmed Pauly Shore “In The Army Now”.

[@b.thomas8926]

@@soonerfrac4611 I did a stint there myself. Honestly didn't make the connection, but its obvious now that you pointed out.

[@who346]

About the care Packages, it really sucks when the Company Commander finds out you got a Care package from his wife....and everybody took ONE for the team....Talk about quiet nights on guard duty when the comander comes around...alone, and he dismisses the other guard with you....and he just STARES at you.

[@johnsanko4136]

You know, the marines popping candy out the MRLS goes hand in hand with the first meme about throwing change to clear an IED.

[@hieug.rection1920]

We used to use jolly ranchers. Just toss a handful down the shady alley and see if the kids grabbed it or not. If they didn’t go, neither did we.

[@matthewcasey5059]

Fuck that’s dark… and accurate.

[@marcusabraham6541]

We also bowled for IED’s when we didn’t have a choice

[@Beer-can_full_of_toes]

@@marcusabraham6541using the local kids right?

[@marcusabraham6541]

@@Beer-can_full_of_toes usually large rocks but the kids thing usually works better because they already know where not to go

[@Ring0--]

Loose change. That was EVIL

[@isosev]

Alternatively they could have used that MLRS to shoot candy into the field.

[@travisbishop782]

But funny as hell!

[@scottdoubleyou563]

​@@travisbishop782And simultaneously good advise.

[@brandontussing1279]

Ya took my idea and I'm not whitey or smart enough to think of a different one...OUTSTANDING! POB

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

​@@brandontussing1279Whitey must have some meaning I'm not familiar with lol

[@seanreed3238]

That candy cannon needs to become an annual thing. Good training AND community service.

[@Pistonrager]

Mortar launch the candy dispersables!

[@wadewilson8303]

I'm still laughing from the "loose change" meme. I reckon what they say about the two things you get out with when you EAS is true. A DD214 and a really dark sense of humor.

[@rawx485]

That was the best one

[@Johnny_Cash_Flow]

True Story: Al-Taqqadum, Iraq, 2004. My Marine unit pulled up to TQ as the 1st MarDiv transitioned the battlespace with the 82nd. The Army gave us an area to pitch our tents and we set up our cots in this dust field. When we woke up we found that we were sleeping in a UXO / minefield. We found this out the next morning when our CO ordered us to get on line and police call the entire area. Good times.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

What the fuck You cant just post half a story like that, how did they clear it?

[@jerridcook8811]

They woke y'all up to go police up all the UXO's?😂😂😂😂😂 That's outfuckingstanding !! Fucking love that shit !!

[@Johnny_Cash_Flow]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 We moved our cots and EOD marked off the area. We slept in the field adjacent to the marked off field. No police call for a few days, though, so that was pretty sweet.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@Johnny_Cash_Flow nice

[@davidgoodnow269]

Ah, the 82nd Airborne. 2/6 FA rioted and burned all their tents and equipment because the 82nd strung concertina and mines in the little section of beach & lake 2/6 used to bathe because they were not allowed to use the showers.

[@Dead_Again1313]

Happy Birthday (yesterday), Marines! Happy, Veterans Day (today) to those who served.

[@stevenbaumann1592]

This angry meme review went hard. I haven't had a laugh this good in a while. Thanks for all you do AC.

[@anotherHelldiver]

“You made sure to unload the MLRS rockets *before* putting candy in,Right?” “What?” “Uh oh”

[@gagemead27]

That's madness.😂

[@mervmartin2112]

The "Evil Eye" was an eye tracking device put out by a company called Iscan. They were one of the bidders on the contract to provide an aiming device for the M2 .50 cals mounted on hovercraft during Viet Nam. The idea was to be able to look at the target, squeeze the pickle and fire. So look to aim and wink to fire was not far off.

[@skibum415]

You know a memo is already being drafted to be automatically sent two weeks before Halloween next year saying, "No candy may be projected from any weapons system or vehicle."

[@lorireed8046]

Weird how the world has all decided to take the fun out of dysfunctional, huh? Truly is damned sad.

[@nihilivocem5768]

Ahh yes, the MRE diarrhea. I still remember the, frankly awe-inspiring, sight of 100 young dudes shoulder to shoulder shitting in a forest ditch after foolishly chowing down on the (not at all suspect) MRE chicken fricassee.

[@rusty7984]

For me I never shat in the field the second I get back to my room however: 💀💀💀

[@Manco65]

Don't eat the green eggs and ham. Hint that's not a St.Patricks Day MRE.🤢

[@johnneill5960]

How did you get diarrhea eating those they clogged me & my boys up like crazy . When we were in Iraq & had wet hooches after a 3-4 day mission outside the wire eating those then come back to our hooch & take a dump finally your need a wire brush to clean that toilet . Lol

[@dantesinfernopurgatory7826]

MRE's post-dated my enlistment. Should've kept the C-Rations.

[@ShutYourMouthBeeech]

Damn Rusty. How long were your field problems?

[@zeroundying]

I remember that exact Nerf gun! The Perceptor! The dart fired from the headpiece was driven by atube from a tiny gun attached to the chestpiece which could be taken off and used separately. It was part of the Cyber Stryke set that included the Strongarm amd Autogrip that strapped to your arms and the Defender T3 that was made of two guns that could be used separately or put together. I was so excited because one Christmas as a kid I thought I had gotten the whole set, but it turns out there were some I didn't receive. I managed to keep some of them intact until I moved out. Best Christmas ever.

[@wetwillyis_1881]

Gotta love the Veterans Day special. Thank you to all who served and are serving.

[@lostminer3253]

I was expecting a Marine coming out with a broom to clear out the Minefield.

[@SenorSnrub057]

When the trainees decide its a good idea to waterboard each other in the barracks.

[@benzracer]

What a perfect way to start off Veterans day. Thanks AC.

[@silentshunder54]

How you have not been banned off of KZbin is amazing..KEEP IT UP!

[@ATHFTHEONE]

When he put the red light to his eye, I was expecting an "its over 9000" reference.

[@corygoldman4702]

Thank you for your service!

[@brett76544]

Christmas dinner for the 1st Armored Division in 1990. Most the division had food poisoning the day after. I could smell the meat, my LT also could and the 16th engineer Bn CO informed the higher ups. I was one of the lucky ones not getting sick.

[@mightymikethebear]

You did not get sick so you had to work extra hours to cover for someone who did get sick? That has been my experience.

[@brett76544]

@@mightymikethebear over 90% of the div. was sick, and the out houses were getting filled fast. Or people shiting themselves due to not running fast enough to the line out houses.

[@mightymikethebear]

@@brett76544 Nothing many things are more difficult than cleaning up a mess when you are sick.

[@MN-Hillbilly]

When I was in Panama our unit would rotate people TDY to El Salvador for support comms for the military advisors during their civil war. Everyone got what ever it was that would give you uncontrollable diarrhea. But since there was only four of us you still had to work your shift. In my first couple weeks I got sick. The worst thing was water in the city would be shut off at night. So during the night shift when you had to go, you just had to go. First you would fill up the "employees" (enlisted) bathroom then you would fill up the "bosses" (officers) bathroom. And the poor Salvadorian conscript would have to clean that mess up in the morning. I felt sorry for that dude as much as a PFC could. I'm sure he had to know it was the only Americans working in the building. We were nice to him and he would bring his buddies over to say hi to the Americans, made him the big guy in the unit.

[@un_AUTHORIZE]

Happy Veterans Day, AC! And to you, my fellow weirdos!

[@madtabby66]

Happy vetrans day is okay. Happy Remembrance Day always hit me wrong. But I can’t think of a better version.

[@cyclicm1622]

DAMN, that first one was dark as hell. LOVED IT!!!

[@acejunkie1122]

Honestly great question. Always told that blue was for corpsman. I have no idea what the other one was for tho

[@irish3335]

Thanks AC, world falls into chaos and the memes are the threads that hold it all together - nice work sir

[@beng7844]

“Hamas has more airborne than the 82nd” Me, an intellectual: “not any more.”

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

LMAO

[@InTheWasteland101]

I would definitely take Ibuprofen flavored chips at this point as long as it is laced with Ibuprofen. Vet bod is real. Lol

[@blargcoster]

You could take the words out of the acronym to make it plural so it'd be like "Multiple Launch Rocket Systems." I believe it'd be MLRSs as plural then and probably pronounced "em ell are esses."

[@BoSmith7045]

The loose change one.... omg. So evil. But so practical. 🤣

[@eamonnator]

2:45 I feel personally attacked

[@TheWabbitSeason]

Red flashlight also works for another meme The Last Starfighter: Alien: We're locked in the moon's gravitational pull. What do we do? (wait for red monocle to deploy) Alien Commander: We die.

[@TheAlexDude]

Now here is a question would AC look better with a Ron Swanson or an Magnum PI mustache.

[@jerridcook8811]

I'm thinking of more of a Wilford Brimley kinda look.

[@ZombieStoleMyShottie]

Watching that MLRS candy: "I thought cluster munitions were illegal?"

[@Mr_Mustache_og]

Angry meme reviews on Veterans Day. You got to love that combo.

[@DiaH20]

5:19 Linguist here! (There is a TL:DR at the bottom) Formally speaking, there is one way to pluralise 'MLRS': - Convential rules state that you should only add an 's' to form the plural 'MLRSs', to avoid the plural being mistaken for a possessive. Compare: - 'I'm shooting candy out of multple MLRSs' and - 'I'm shooting candy out of multiple MLRS's tubes'. --- Side note: -> People are more likely to say, 'multiple MLRS tubes', without an explicit possessive marker. This is similar to how people call it, 'the U.S. Army', instead of, 'the U.S.'s Army'. - 'The U.S.'s Army' is more correct, grammatically speaking, but used (a lot) less commonly. Therefore, MLRS becomes MLRSs. If it aids legibility, you may add the apostrophe. This is something which should be avoided as much as possible, as it can be considered informal. - MLRS may become MLRS's. - The U.S.'s letter grading system is an example of where this exception is more widely accepted, e.g., 'straight A's' instead of 'straight As' --- Another, albeit more relevant side note: --- An apostrophe can be particularly pleasant when the abbreviation requires full capitalisation, e.g., in titles or rank, like Chief of Staff: -> COS becomes COS'S, instead of COSS TLDR: To pluralise abbreviations, always add a single 's'. Formally speaking, the correct way to pluralise 'MLRS' is 'MLRSs' Significant issues with legibility? Apostrophe + s is not wrong per se, but it could be considered informal.

[@killdozer3464]

"The Fastest Way to Clear a Mine Field": Place a case of Rip-It's on the other side and tell the 11B's "if you reach it, you keep it"

[@BubbasBikeBarn]

I just pictured a group of 91B's testing the limits of "military grade" with an MRAP and most likely winning this challenge.

[@robertsteiner4696]

At 2:20 I think this is one of the rare moments where a meme is so foul, we see genuine down to earth Angry just kind of have to mentally process the meme in its entirety because it's that good but also just have to take a moment to be like "What the fuck" at it.

[@tearstoneactual9773]

I should not have been mid-drink at the "Do not come" line. I spewed all over my monitor. Thanks AC

[@FuzeTheWholeTeam]

That Fum Advert is sick. glad to see the rapid uprising to stop smoking.

[@stevelambert6404]

A.C. you almost made me spit coffee everywhere, the loose change 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jtengineering9385]

Instructions unclear. Currently in a minefield looking for a tutorial on how to get out.

[@madtabby66]

Chased the loose change did you?

[@unpotatoedsalmon]

Funny thing is my dad who served in the service for about 6 years insists when either me or my sister have some sort of pain, for us to take ibprofen

[@madtabby66]

So did my doctor, now I have liver issues.

[@mightymikethebear]

Thank you Sgt. Hy. I hope you have a great Veterans Day!

[@marethyu7593]

That bit about launching candy out of an MLRS, my unit did it first last year. Same base, but we did it first. We brought down a 119 and stuck a pvc pipe potato gun down the barrel. We were cooking candy with the first shot but the rest were good.

[@phillipbainbridge9107]

"You're a veteran? I almost joined, but...6:10"

[@madtabby66]

They told me I had asthma. So I guess it wasn’t constant recurrences of bronchitis as a child.

[@ramsesbyron2004]

Just enough silliness. Thanks for the fun brother.

[@ramsesbyron2004]

P.s. happy Veterans Day! Whooah

[@whatbroicanhave50character35]

Telling the new recruit to get the humvee keys is a funny one. When i was in a garage with apprentices we had things like "run down to napa and grab some blinker fluid" or "dont forget to lube up that fan belt" or "grab me the left handed 10mm". And when I was training to be an HVAC tech my favorite was watching one of the instructors or older guys send a new guy to the cafeteria to ask for a bucket of steam. Love that shit. Had a couple pulled on me when i was a teenager. Its just as fun watching the other guys walks of shame as mine were embarrassing.

[@ryanswisher8823]

Enjoy the day AC. Thank you for all your service, and the hilarious content.

[@thatguy7085]

OMG… love the mine sweeper solution 😂😂😂😂

[@kauphaart0]

Remembrance on this Veteran's Day to all my fellow Soldiers, Sailors, Marines and Airmen. Bless you ALL!!

[@Rustymcshackleford2319]

There's a special feeling making it on here three videos in a row

[@josephhuss3016]

HIMARS...they were shooting candy out of a HIMARS.

[@fakshen1973]

Sgt Major cancelling Marine balls like an IED under a humvee.

[@In.Darkness]

KZbin is nothing without A.C. ROCK HARD !

[@TexasNationalist1836]

Thank you for your service and happy Veterans Day AC

[@solomonheppner]

Ooof, its difficult to tell if reddit is the tism form of tumbler or the guy version of the facebook karen Love you AC, happy vets day

[@SplashingMANGO]

An angry meme review, coming on Remembrance Day (Armastice Day or whatever day your country calls its one day of remembering and honouring your armed forces). Just feels right!

[@jacobowudtke3679]

The loose change part was absolutely hilarious!!!!!!

[@RvnKnight]

5:07 HiMARS, not MLRS. The MLRS carries two pods and is tracked while the HiMARS carries one one pod and is wheeled.

[@scaryalbino8807]

Vermont doesn't have suburbs, you have to have urbs first.

[@davidkieltsch8288]

I remember my SSG talking a dump on top on our tank in-between the tc hated and the main gun system because the ammo can fit perfectly underneath it and i turned on the main power of the tank and started spinning the turret until shit everywhere most trouble i have been in and the most fun i have ever had

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

Not every barracks I was at had mold, but the ones that did the mold had more time in service than I did. I was medical in the AF. One airmen tried to clean the mold out of his shower the weekend he moved in and Monday morning he was already at the hospital (he mixed bleach and ammonia cleaner trying to kill that black mold and ended up mustard gassing himself in the phone booth shower.)

[@stormryder4fr3]

7:00 after that, nothing will satisfy those kids adrenalin fix.

[@Troy-sn2hi]

Thank You. You are real Sirs! 🙏Ja Ja Ja!!!

[@FinallyMe78]

Seeing the homework reminded me of my BCGs from Basic. My son is in Basic now and I had to show him what I had to endure. Luckily for him, they didn't completely work.

[@michiganjack1337]

4:46 “…Third world crazy.” 😂

[@wikywiky5634]

5:00 That’s fort sill I recognize those shitty buildings (I’m pretty confident in that)…. This is now my head cannon of what the 14 series do during AIT

[@insaneadventures4391]

Right out the gate, you unleash the disturbing. And I keep coming back.

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

A barracks bunny: dont come. Some CHAD: _Im gonna come_

[@kennymurphy1099]

I got your walnut barrel

[@Activated_Complex]

Loving the timing of those two soundbites, right before that homework assignment.

[@ender_slayer3]

I don't know why, but that Spirit Halloween one hit me hard.

[@BlackBoxRecoveryOfficial]

ACs favorite meme question: Is that Tom Cotton?

[@sully4627]

That meme homework... I know what is going to be photoshopped in by the "sickos and weirdos"

[@rabidseabee7229]

Never fear, a Seabee is here!

[@solomonheppner]

"Horray, its the Seabees......... Oh no....its the Seabees"

[@rabidseabee7229]

Oh look four perfectly new humvee tires on a humvee with no guard..@@solomonheppner

[@solomonheppner]

@@rabidseabee7229 or those times that involved trains and alcohol 🤣

[@RAKKAR7]

Didn't these guys like hijack a train or some shat?! 😂😂😂

[@RAKKAR7]

​@@solomonheppnerah, I should have read the comments first!!

[@amburger4963]

The backpack armor joke was up their with South Park, very nice 😂

[@colhubbard9348]

Bruh..... that 1st one..... caught me off guard..... still laughing

[@akarbit3r111]

Started off strong and I love it

[@apocalypsesioux]

Great Oof! start at 2.17. Reminded me of bored squaddies training kids in Belize,, 1 wait for truck speeding down the road, 2 then throw coins in the middle of the road 3 see fast and locally rich kids..........or not.......

[@buckleupbuttercup7442]

I hope there's a Draft.

[@25centsapop]

Fresh coffee and AC reviews in the morning 😍

[@ETAisNOW]

Emojis are gay

[@timdim174]

For the homework Netflix: Are you still watching? Colonel's Daughter:

[@dogfiveme1614]

it should have been the loose change one

[@RC-eb1qd]

Glad I stayed up all night with the bois

[@mscheuring70]

My favorite was clearing a minefield by throwing loose change.

[@madtabby66]

Whatever works!

[@m_d1905]

The darkness is so uplifting. Thanks for sharing.

[@jeromethiel4323]

"Soldiers shooting candy out of an MLRS launcher." Fixed that for you. ^-^

[@peltiereric6497]

I’d offer a suggested edit to the Tank Meme about tossing out your change to clear an IED, it should have been toss out a handful of Jolly Ranchers

[@The_Slavstralian]

So many home PC's got computer aids back in the days of Limewire. Side noie that minefield clearing comment right at the start, I literally made that exact same face as AC.

[@RingOtaku]

The grape kool-aid one broke me. I'm a bad person.

[@charleskinsey2077]

DAAYYYYUMMM right out the gate with a dark dark one.

[@rjwasser8312]

7:31 Thanks AC ... just sprayed protein shake out of my nose. It's funny 'cus it's true. And it ALWAYS happens at the worst time.

[@wastedknight6934]

Love it! Thank you for your service!

[@dogfiveme1614]

Hope you are well

[@grugbug4313]

Solid! Top KEK! Peace be with you.

[@AnonMedic]

I had that nerf dart headset. It's a vest with a spring/piston, providing air to fire the dart. The spring and Piston can be removed from the vest And he used as a single shot dart pistol.

[@SPN16]

3:49 "50,000 people used to live here, now its a ghost town" ;)

[@haydenbeightol1898]

Fire memes AC. Thanks for the morale boost to finish the work week.

[@zacharyprasch1725]

Thanks for the vids ac you inspired me to join. I am a 15r just hut my 2 year mark.

[@TheDocHomicide]

*Ready for the darkness* Lets do this! *Landmine meme appears* I was not ready...

[@silverbloodborne9495]

Its all fun and games until the Vietnam vet hear the kids yell Tootsie rolls