The FFXIV Social Hierarchy Explained

[@hpmachina5876]

“Roleplayers-“ We’re not *all* bad. “-in Limsa Lominsa.” Valid.

[@KayeTheDragon]

my exact reaction lmao

[@callmeobsequious]

Same lmao.

[@jezebelmorningstar1415]

This is why a lot of RPers stay away from Limsa, people think ERP and RP are the same thing thanks to those weird people 😂

[@Amehtta]

Is this a thing on other data centers? On Crystal, home to Balmung, Ul'dah is the RP hub where people ERP out in the open and you never want to ask why the floor in the quicksand is so sticky...

[@williamchicas1208]

​@@Amehtta Diabolos has limsa as its current rp hub. It's crowded but not Balmung quicksands crowded.

[@SkrappyQ]

Walking through Limsa to actually do something is like taking a shortcut through a furry convention

[@BlanexBlz]

Fuck that's funny

[@AlexanderNigbor]

Thats not wrong

[@danielzurokao8700]

Actually have done that, its pretty much the same thing. The waiter even said to us "oh you're one of the normals". Excuse me? Then you look around and you say, yeah i see why you said that.

[@BastetMusic]

being a furry myself, I can confirm that Limsa can definitely go lower than that at times

[@PrincessofKeys]

I have never even thought about furries until people keep mentioning it and calling certain races furries. Miqo'te, Au ra, and Viera aren't even furries that's more of a Hrothgar thing and I hardly ever see them anyways. Anyways furries aren't even bad its whatever community everyone keeps talking about overshadowing the other side of things...I know this is a joke in all I just wanted to say

[@baosler911]

He's right, as a free trial player, I have no friend.

[@Loonugh]

It's okay I pay for a sub and don't have any ☺️

[@powerofk]

@@Loonugh Pretty much same... :(

[@fatigue8675]

I pay for sub and i talk to people, but im too avoidance for friends

[@filipevasconcelos4409]

If it helps, you could get in a linkshell. You still won't have friends, but at least it's the same old strangers

[@Sacrengard]

I dont have friends, but I have an FC, and I just randomly talk to them or help them when they need c:

[@yehndor]

"And at the top, we have the glamourers." Drip never takes a back seat.

[@gaialudovicaangeloni2179]

It's funny when you hear "plot watchers" and you automatically think about the housing issues instead.

[@arthurdowney2846]

19 hours of clicking to get a medium plot xD

[@TeletubbiesRcute]

DEAD

[@ryno4ever433]

@@arthurdowney2846 If you're actually clicking, you're doing it wrong.

[@Sacrengard]

LOL

[@flygonkerel781]

Right?

[@SaltyGround]

Sprouts are an addiction for me, I love collecting them and helping them out because most of them are so sweet.

[@noctuadiscipulum9715]

Big ara ara energy

[@Fox_Olive]

Half the time I'm just trying to do the dungeon properly, especially when its just us sprouts. Then someone like you comes along and teaches me for an hour. Great community

[@SumiBJJ]

@@Fox_Olive Deadass like I be trying to just get my MSQ done and im already scared asf anticipating another msq dungeon and then someone comes along and just gives me 40 stacks of food and a minion. I be so happy on the inside but then just say "Thank you for that," and keep it moving.

[@jezebelmorningstar1415]

I felt so good helping a blm with their rotation. I saw them in a DR dungeon struggling with their rotation so I offered to help them. Now we're friends and running content together. He/she has improved so damned much, so proud of them 😻

[@cinnabar_]

where i can find good person like you huhu, whenever i tried talking at people at limsa lominsa noone respond back😂 idk maybe because i just play this game and seems like from this video that limsa lominsa is a questionable place?

[@Fain255]

I guess we PvP players don't even exist in the pyramid... accurate.

[@elite6725]

You don't exist to SE either so its fitting

[@lily_valkyrie]

I mean there are no pvp players in xiv lmao

[@MisshapenChair]

Who?

[@NaRii]

final fantasy fourteen the MMO has PVP?!?!

[@Fain255]

@@NaRii Yeah it's called Triple Triad

[@warytrout454]

My FC leader is a former interior decorator. Truly, they are wealthy.

[@incredicassio]

"Former interior decorator" like it's a full-time job they retired from; probably not too far off either

[@PrimetimeX]

He killed 16 Czechoslovakians single handedly

[@iPlayOnSpica]

By former, it probably means his work is done.

[@elenafriese891]

@@incredicassio actually, hold on, what if "house decorator" was an actual job you could have in the community? Like, a system by which houseowners (or possibly guilds as a whole) could hire people to decorate their houses for them?

[@stsars13]

Glam is endgame. The glamor gods bring Yoshi to his knees. Fear them. Worship the 1 mil boots they wear or know the darkest abyss.

[@J_Mirae]

This comment called me out so hard LMFAO

[@chstens]

Only 1 mil?

[@Rebel3000]

Ive seen 7mi boots before

[@GamingDualities]

PvP is true endgame even tho it needs some improvements. Like frontline que pop out, new 2v2/3v3 Arena like map like the Glory Arena from the Kings Avatar, blue mage being avaible in pvp small ui text font option, mybe chat bubbles, close range magic caster like Witch from the king avatar...

[@chstens]

@@GamingDualities Uh... BLU in pvp? That better be a BLU vs BLU thing

[@Scoobert_Dupert]

I’m a total sprout who just did my first dungeon yesterday and didn’t realize tank stance was a toggle and I appreciate the content. I honestly hope I can get better with time and take in the game more.

[@tats_sacs]

Practice your freethrows first. Sorry couldn’t help it 😂 But on the serious side, welcome! The community is eager to help like stalkers waiting for you to notice them!

[@Scoobert_Dupert]

@@DreadfulHunger level 90 gnb on cooldown from endwalker. Pulls wall to wall and learned cooldown rotations. I’ve come a long way from satasha as a WAR who couldn’t figure out how to keep tank stance on. (I still forget sometimes lol) it’s been an amazing journey!

[@delewdsional8020]

@@Scoobert_Dupert I would kill for you to document or describe your journey of learning tank.

[@elenafriese891]

@@tats_sacs as a sprout white mage who has NEVER touched mmo raids before this game, would you have any advice on where to go to get that help? Just, I never want to slow people down mid-duty when they so obviously have places to be with either questions or mistakes (like, if I pause to use the chat I always find myself panicing about how much I'll have to sprint to catch up before someone ends up dead), and it seems like the community has some serious distain for the designated "go here to learn stuff" places (Mentors and youtube guides, judging by this). (And yes, I am on free trial, and am probably going to be for as long as I can because money, so "try to find a guild" probably won't work)

[@Hanzo1]

You forgot the gil fiend who lies outside of the heirarchy and only lives to increase the amount of gil they have.

[@Raizle777]

Those are quite the rare breed.

[@katarh]

That's my waifu. 350 mil last count.....

[@amonlua3494]

aah yes, popteen superstar on aether

[@bearandthebull2372]

Money go up.

[@Fever_Dream]

And also the real money sellers. They are the stool that the mentors crap out.

[@_deepfried_3930]

In Spriggan on Chaos, there's an FC that somehow bought an ***ENTIRE*** ward in Ul'Dah and turned it into something that looks like an actual town. If the interior decorators are doing ultimate, then these guys conceptualised buildings in the first place.

[@darkshado124]

Wait, really?!?

[@Zidakuh]

Huh.. Imma have to visit this sometime

[@iamexistent]

Do they still have it up?? I'm so curious now

[@_deepfried_3930]

@@iamexistent I'm not sure, I haven't checked in a while

[@JonathanGuzmanDesigns]

I'm still fairly new to FF14, but I ran Drowned City of Skalla 34 times in one day just to get the must-have Fending Jacket for my DRK glam. I later realized I could run the dungeon blindfolded when I ran it again in a duty roulette and my random party wiped early during the last boss. "What a god." commented the monk as I solo'd the boss as a DRK while having my health capped by the end of the fight. Beauty is pain my friends, the true endgame.

[@UnrealAxel27]

The things we do to be fabulous

[@goodguyguan3412]

And then you woke up

[@sarthakagarwal8964]

At the beginning I thought he was shitting on sprouts like me and I just laughed so loud when he said mentors

[@Rataldo20]

where is the people that only thing they do is GOLD SAUCER 24/7

[@eruhachi]

We do not speak of them, they are feared among mankind.

[@VonUndZuGeist]

With reaching the MGP cap 2 weeks ago I'm probably on of them. Yet according to the video I'm part of that F2P player group.

[@e.k_liadon]

Why you calling me out like that?

[@watermelonchiki]

Mini cactpot forever

[@Sacrengard]

those players are a myth

[@davidb8815]

Inb4 Asmon's chat pushes you over 20k out of nowhere XD

[@mrboomflex]

22.2k as I type this

[@blubblubwhat]

im shure he wont complain.:)

[@blubblubwhat]

he got over 5% of his watchers to subscribe to og.. wow impressive.. but if its anything basing it one me og is only one of 3 i followed that advise.. speaks for the og:)

[@CoDwithSwords]

Asmon is power absolute

[@dazzlemasseur]

I just finished the video and came here to check.

[@xxtupadrexx]

The only thing you are missing. The fishers who spends hours and hours figuring out the bait, spawning times and weather to catch all the fishes.

[@earlknit5372]

Oh no, we don't figure it out. We use extensive online guides and trackers. But I absolutely agree. I've even set my alarm a couple hours earlier to grab that one window that won't appear for another few irl days.

[@roawrenzo]

i have fsh friends who tell me about how the next Ruby Dragon spawn window is in like 3-4 weeks and constantly tells stories about how unlucky he is with his attempts to catch any big fish truly, the most difficult, time consuming, and patience testing content in the game

[@Sacrengard]

@@earlknit5372 those rare green fish appear every goddammed moon eclipse!

[@Sacrengard]

@@roawrenzo respect!

[@Senny_V]

@@earlknit5372 Someone had to write those guides, or test out the baits and catch rates for each thing. Someone will always have done the work that everyone else is then forever indebted to.

[@elduardo2496]

I tried to be a glamourer once. Looked up cool clothing, and when I found some perfect combinations... The items had only been obtainable during a past event.

[@MerDuke]

😂

[@kiiturii]

god damn garo event istg, every time I see something nice and look it up I see that god damned name "garo". It haunts my dreams and I can't escape it

[@Blutwind]

Thats not the pure Glamourer those guys get any random drop on a new duty and will create the best possible outfit including it

[@mellog1512]

Good I’m not the only one who is awake at night thinking about that which escapes me.

[@sneakytrip6594]

The phrase "Optimized lv.60 rotation" blew my goddamned mind into outer space.

[@xeshirem]

Fear us as much as we fear the unknown 80 bis marketboard

[@RagnellAvalon]

once upon a time it was simply known as the optimized rotation

[@Zidakuh]

Probably also the kind of player that runs macros on full rotations for out-of-dungeon trashmobs. Why push 7 buttons when you can push one, lean back and enjoy a youtube video. Sure it's not optimized due to cooldowns, but eh, it's just trashmobs.

[@hoodiesticks]

​​@@Zidakuh As a free trial fiend myself, I fail to see the use case for this. Outside of Azys Lla and the Hinterlands, out-of-dungeon trash dies in 1-2 button presses anyway. Even if you level sync for FATE farming, the inconsistency of your level makes it pretty annoying to design a macro.

[@hoodiesticks]

Now excuse me while I theorycraft the perfect time to weave Mega-potions of Dexterity into my lvl60 NIN rotation.

[@nevy4256]

Free trial player here, can confirm. Though some fun facts as one that you may not be aware of: 1: You can actually add friends on the trial, if the other player sends you the request. 2. This also goes for parties and linkshells. If the other player makes the request or the move, then you can join up.

[@maelys8851]

I wish you could buy on market board. Not sell, just buy.

[@bigcheese9087]

"They have a tendency to shit on world of warcraft" Today i learned that i'm a normie and i don't even play ff14

[@SirBlacknoiseIII]

That applies to most wow players I know as well lmao

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Like above said, WoW players are also normies.

[@michaelortiz1561]

I just learned today im a normie too tho I don't hate wow sooooo idk

[@heyitscaiit9696]

@@michaelortiz1561 you are no normie then

[@amalanparty]

I would say something about omnicrafters, but we're too busy in Ishgard Rankings at the moment. Please leave a mogmail with our diadem ingredients after the beep.

[@bearandthebull2372]

"I'm talking about Mentors" I've never heard a more true statement in my life.

[@zeehero7280]

Mentors who are bad arent mentors. Theyre fake. if you got/use the crown becuase it's a crown, not becuase you want to be marked as someone who can help new people, you are a poor mentor.

[@dominickbrock9849]

*Looks at Crown* but I AOE and DPS as healer ;-;

[@zeehero7280]

@@dominickbrock9849 If you're not doing damage as a healer you're a bad healer. a good healer keeps a group alive and does a decent amount of damage.

[@dominickbrock9849]

@@zeehero7280 Exactly, that is my point. A healer is a green DPS, their main job is to keep the group alive, but that main job isn't happening all the time, so in between those times a healer should be dpsing. I Don't main healer (I main Sam), but I play it enough to know to dps. It is a teethgrinder of mine when healers don't dps, but often times they just didn't know that was expected and try to work it in. ^^

[@zeehero7280]

@@dominickbrock9849 Yeah I tell people new to the role not to worry about dps until they can keep people alive, but once they can they should be working on their dps too. The whole idea that Tanks and Healers should be doing a single narrowly defined thing and nothing else is toxic to gaming, and leads to less fun for everyone. I've seen games where good tanks are super crippled for damage- guess what, the tank shortage there is insane. maybe 1 tank per 250 dps, damage dealers dont even bother a dungeon queue without help, since it would take hours to pop if lucky. its a good rule of thumb for every MMO that uses a trinity system that tanks and healers should be capable of roughly 40-60% dps damage while performing their main role in a fight.

[@Joltman]

When he said “they pvp for glam” I felt that. I grinded PVP for a long time to get glam pieces and mounts. Any glam player who doesn’t also coordinate a mount with their glam needs to step their mf game up.

[@LeonAquitaine]

You forgot barding, minion and hairdo/colour, but otherwise pretty accurate. :)

[@ratoh1710]

I've got a military glam for my MCH and I was beyond excited when the tank came out.

[@shooterperson]

"Not only do they parse like a monster, they look better than you doing it." Good to know my motto for endgame rings true across Eorzia

[@anastasiolabropoulos]

As a sprout starting its f2p journey, I eagerly await to see where in the hierarchy I will be in a few months.

[@randomcitizen19]

Where are you in the hierarchy as of late?

[@halo25assassin45]

Any updates

[@anastasiolabropoulos]

@@randomcitizen19 Just finished ARR. Hahahahahah. I am super late in the hierarchy. Had to take a break due to various situations and could not keep playing

[@randomcitizen19]

@@anastasiolabropoulos That’s understandable.

[@Runeknight101]

As a glamor and mount collection focused mentor with all currently available jobs leveled to max including crafters and who decorates houses and does savage and/or ultimates I think there needs to be a a true no life tier.

[@nippon19]

no, you just take the worst role you have, so too bad it's mentor.

[@697_]

Just change your mentor tag and you’ll be perfect I guess. But this video is just satire so not to be taken seriously.

[@LS-mb4my]

As a mentor myself now I can agree, most mentors are smoothbrainers based on my previous experience with mentors in the past. When I put that crown on I could swear I felt my brain' wrinkles get ironed out.

[@grimmdul9808]

Someone told me that Yoshi P did a complex brain surgery once while bringing peace to the middle east and playing several classical songs on the piano AND on his violin. I told him that's a lie. Everyone knows that he also fought off a bunch of invading spaceships while solving the world hunger problem.

[@danielhill8926]

But the real question is.....can he beat Chuck Norris

[@jovenc4508]

@@danielhill8926 When facing YoshiP Chuck beats himself. Pun intended.

[@Zidakuh]

​@@jovenc4508 Nice one

[@tessajalloh3914]

D: i got my mentor crown because of a genuine wish to help fresh faced adventurers understand things. But since i have not yet cleared every extreme required, i can't run mentor roulette, so mine is a crown of lies!

[@Rhomagus]

"Not that they even need the parsers. Parsers need them." Best line.

[@itwasizawarudo1701]

The Mahjong Masters are too elusive and heavenly to even appear on the hierarchy, they exist beyond our own dimensions. We can only ever wish to reach that stage of enlightenment.

[@tatlxtael2303]

God I can only dream of being a hard core glam player, but I’m sadly just a basic raider that struggles for weeks to clear anything

[@sleepysera]

But at least you could look good while doing so! ;)

[@chromeaurum337]

God same

[@PlazDreamweaver]

I was too. But then I dropped BLM, and all content was easy.

[@abilisha8460]

Sometimes… just sometimes… I catch myself dancing in Limsa to some random dude playing “one million fireflies” on his harp.

[@winterkill1764]

'If Hitler were alive, he'd probably be a mentor in this game' I laughed way you hard at this

[@zeehero7280]

People who judge based on that kind of shit are the ones who should be compared to evil historical figures if anyone.

[@Broniath]

Absolutely savage.

[@zondor8123]

@@hello-jz6cv daamn thats savage right there lmao, you were right, these toxic mentors should accept it

[@Xcceler]

I just saw you vid from asmond omg your humor is what this entire world needs a dose of lolol.

[@Jambara]

lucky he's never found the adventurers guild on balmung.

[@joshevans3452]

I'm just picking up the game again (last subed in 1.0). That room is a freak show and I spent my youth at Grateful Dead shows.

[@shivamwagh22]

I have heard this before? What is this adventure guild that people keep talking about? 👀

[@Zavitor]

I'm sure they're well aware of that, but want to spare the general public the true horrors of Quicksand ERP.

[@Kserijaro]

Story is literal roller coaster... its starts getting fun but then u get smacked with 20 Fedex missions

[@kiiturii]

luckily that's really only arr

[@PaperLaur]

@@kiiturii True that. *Goddamn cheese.*

[@owa1985]

The weird thing about getting into the glam game is that the want to look good itself was the thing that pushes you to want to parse better. Not that I can do everything described of the glam gods, but I care deeply about doing them. And now, to wean myself off the reliance on the Dalmascan divine cleavage as a crutch on way too many outfits.

[@jovenc4508]

I had minimal intrest in running the Ivalice raid series outside of seeing what it was like because Tactics is one of my all time favorite FF games, but when I learned that Agrias' outfit dropped from Orbonne Monastery + the Ramza minion I ran it almost with a religeous fervor to get them.

[@owa1985]

@@jovenc4508 the hilarious thing about the top I was talking about is that it has got nothing to do with Agrias or running dungeons, unless you count Norvrandtian treasure dungeons as such.

[@Jaja-mh6py]

I honestly rarely even see the Dalmascan chestpiece, seeing event or store items is far more common. A lot of people buy store costumes just for one leg or chestpiece. A lot of people just hate on anything revealing tho, but not everyone wants to play as a super wide beefy dudebro.

[@amoonia]

PSA That you can report a “mentor” at the in-game Help Desk if they’re nasty to get their crowns revoked

[@kiiturii]

ingame help desk?

[@tats_sacs]

Honestly, i don’t mind if they took mine. The pressure of having the crown while trying to avoid any mistakes in battle is stressing me out. 😝

[@GriziDaWiz]

I, as a flower, took a break and came back just as bad as I was before! Been getting better but by golly gosh am I a burden! 👍

[@JamMasterJesus]

What Data Center are you on? If you need a tank who knows what to expect ahead of time, I can hop on if you're on Primal

[@GriziDaWiz]

@@JamMasterJesus I’m on Jenova and I’m also a tank, a paladin in fact since I heard it was the easiest

[@Zavitor]

@@GriziDaWiz By actually admitting you're bad, you've put yourself head and shoulders above most flowers. It's when you think you're just as adept as you were when you were playing regularly, then you'll be a true burden.

[@bankait_rex1860]

LMFAO bru

[@shadowstorm4091]

the bald himself brought me here

[@esper6119]

gOD it's just truth, distilled and decanted we all live in fear of the ultrapowerful gigamodels who kill gods to get shoes,,,

[@JamesTheTurnbull]

I fear no god But those *things* (Looks at Eorzea Collection top models) They scare me

[@CivilChev]

@@JamesTheTurnbull Almost all of those screenshots are using third party programs to make their characters pop more, otherwise Gpose isn't too difficult to use to make good screenshots.

[@holmesholmes.8784]

@@CivilChev they meant the items they are able to get to glam

[@_motho_]

When you started listing the bottom, I was like, "Aww. Guess I'm low-class" But then you started talking about interior design and glamours and my social status rose to that of godhood

[@WGSen]

I thought I was a mid tier normie, but then you mentioned interior decorating and glamming! Thanks for the minor confidence boost

[@starlight4165]

I saw ur glams and god why the dalmascan top?

[@mora3685]

From 17k to 38k subscribers Congrats lad

[@EinsteinJR2]

"I'm talking about mentors" Bruh xD

[@BlastingBigLoads2]

1:57 That joke improved my shitty day just like that. Thanks! And also. Lala players who do nsfw rp are the voldemort of FF14

[@BlueMageDaisen]

That is NOT a pyramid scheme! ... it has products, so that would be an MLM Just as bad but we really need to be accurate

[@chstens]

Pyramid schemes have products, dude. The pyramid refers to how it's structured, which is how MLMs are structured. They mean the same thing.

[@vonriel1822]

@@chstens The meaning might be drifting that way, but that's not what it originally meant. Pyramid schemes originally meant the same as Ponzi Schemes, which is literally an investment scam with no additional products.

[@chstens]

@@vonriel1822 ah, alright

[@kiiturii]

who said this wad a pyramid scheme tf?

[@BlueMageDaisen]

@@kiiturii Watch the video, there was a joke about crafting being a pyramid scheme So I made a joke about that joke

[@deathXbyXlight]

I've met one or two mentors who seemed to actually be in it to help new players. One of them doesn't seem to have a life outside of the game because you can pop into the novice network chat at just about any time of day/night going "hey I have a question" and he'll like, pop out of the void to help you.

[@ruka9700]

I wonder where the people who did the 2000 mentor roulettes and have the cool mount go on the pyramid

[@MarthSR]

Probably 50 floors below mentors.

[@mclovin3844]

The bottomless abyss...

[@drifter7002]

They get entombed beneath it.

[@DourFlower]

Those people are probably top of the pyramid because they likely are glamour gods with raid skils

[@ignus7106]

Hey, that’s me.... It wasn’t worth it. One of the worst grinds I ever did

[@saintnerdherder3569]

I am level 13 right now and I am happy to see Sprouts listed higher than mentors. I am so glad to know that I can just avoid all mentors, not just the few that almost made me rq back to reading a book outside in the sun.

[@sumei-7793]

We glammers only know every mechanic is cz of how many times we run the dam raid or dungeon to get the glam piece we need so bad lol I do level just to get certain glams its an issue I have but character customization and clothing is a must to me in every game xD

[@Konpekikaminari]

It's got to be _THAT_ piece of gear and we will not stop until we get it!

[@JonathanGuzmanDesigns]

I'm still fairly new to FF14, but I ran Drowned City of Skalla 34 times in one day just to get the must-have Fending Jacket for my DRK glam. I later realized I could run the dungeon blindfolded when I ran it again in a duty roulette and my random party wiped early during the last boss. "What a god." commented the monk as I solo'd the boss as a DRK while having my health capped by the end of the fight. That made me feel things.

[@UltaFlame]

@@JonathanGuzmanDesigns did that but as paladin, and did it also in the arboretum hm

[@sleepysera]

@@JonathanGuzmanDesigns Please don't remind me of Skalla...that dungeon and Dun Scaith are my worst glamour hunting experiences in the game 😭

[@davidsabillon5182]

Absolutely.

[@AdamxApple94]

Glamour is literally endgame and you can't tell me any different

[@xXDark0sXx]

As someone who tries to change the precognition of mentors, pretty accurate. You forgot to mention about mentor roulette, just wait for a mentor to get into a extreme synced. That is a true clown fiesta.

[@RichieRK7]

If I go in mentor roulette and it’s ex I bounce 💀

[@UltaFlame]

I've managed to get clears on ramuh ex in mentor roulette, but it ain't fun to try to explain mechanics in /p

[@sleepysera]

I don't see the problem, that's the point of mentorship after all. I only do mentor roulette on days when I know I have the time to do so, and then I WILL drag those 7 newbies through 🤭 Most common ones are Titan Ex, Shiva Ex, Ramuh Ex, Ultima and Odin. The only thing that drives me up the walls internally is the other tank being unreceptive to ANYTHING. At least be a LITTLE bit cooperative, doing all tank swaps on my own through strategic aggro drops, tankstance on/off, shirk, provoke and praying...is just really stressful on top of everything else >_>

[@UltaFlame]

@@sleepysera I mean I always try. I explain mechanics, I say stuff... half the time the issue comes down to sprouts not having the dps to beat enrage

[@Zoly633]

Lol. Hearing glamor is the top makes me feel less awkward for buying an entire outfit on the mogstation just for the shoes it came with lol

[@tats_sacs]

I gave my friend the minfilia outfit 4 years ago. He is still wearing it to this day! I’m bloody sick of it. 😂

[@davidsabillon5182]

Shoes will make or break an outfit. I've bought outfits for the hat only.

[@apathy2454]

Oh god that’s me lmaoooo

[@NeonFraction]

“Parse like a monster and look better than you doing it” XD This was hilarious. I’m a lot of these, but mostly a house decorator. I decorate all my friend’s houses as well. And while other people rage at end game content... I rage at furniture hitboxes and the lonely misery of floating things for 6 hours straight.

[@hangmingzhang5067]

kudos to you. I've done that twice in my life, once for the first house my friend came together to buy, and a second time when we moved. I am never floating shit ever again.

[@RoyalBlue-ge2oj]

"the lonely misery of floating things for 6 hours straight" that's our savage XDDD

[@Sundrop-Dancer]

This is me. My friends are now in the habit of following me around and sitting in the room having a perfectly normal conversation, while I'm floating furniture pixel by pixel to get it aligned.

[@adventuresofanoobguy2575]

Here from Asmon's stream, awesome video dude

[@dalsta7724]

Appreciated the nod toward Shiba Tatsuya ... "god himself" indeed.

[@SwiftestScout]

As you were talking about glam I was whispering “oh shit I know one” like he’s fucking Voldemort

[@BlueMageDaisen]

Turns out I'm an interior decorator and glamourer here (besides the parsing business)! Upper class, boys! And yes, my IRL interior decorating and fashion sense is crap

[@sleepysera]

I love irl interior decorating just as much as ingame (but my budget is notably lower, lol). Let's just..not talk about fashion x)

[@TheDarkbogiTV]

My parses are high and my glamour is fly. Also pls add more glamour plates pls Yoshi.

[@isateasane]

and glam dresser space..... :'(

[@SirDoodicus]

You forgot the one group that is above all, Soken himself.

[@MaxiusTheGod]

Do not talk to mentors. Do not party with mentors. Do not commend mentors.

[@yapparichuuni]

I'm into housing, glamour, and getting high parses while also wearing the BK crown

[@HowardBenaya]

900 dislikes are from mentors

[@Frost00th]

Oh my god the normies had me howling bc it’s so fucking accurate

[@SheonEver]

I felt truly understood in a way I'm not used to..

[@craigwheeler4760]

I guess I'm a "Raider" cuz I have cleared most of the savage raids and Ruby weapon +Eureka. Eureka was a grind , but I enjoy a good Edensverse savage from time to time. Tank them well, but still working on my timing as a white mage there.

[@VinlandicSoul]

I’m so glad you lead off with the mentors rip. It’s insane how accurate it is

[@Setulge]

Me, a mentor, an omnicrafter, a slave of the diadem, a trying-my-best-to-do-mechanics-in-new-content, a plot enjoyer, a semi-raider (haven't touched ES yet), a "does housing for FC house": *has an existential crisis* What am I?

[@Angarato86]

mentor was covered in the first bit. all mentors are trash.

[@riotbo]

Asmon has Summoned me

[@DestructoMonkey]

I went through so many hours of PVP hell, just to scrape enough points for a haircut. It was worth it.

[@lilounym]

rp is fun, when its quality and not erp in limsa. there is a handful of nice cafe rp spots, restaurants, libraries, clubs, etc that are fun to interact with on the pf list

[@hannasaynwittgenstein-berl6931]

this is the kind rp i enjoy, just go to cafe and chatting and you get free food and nice midi bard music probably 3rd my fav thing to do outside raid and fishing

[@groudonsbest]

I feel honoured by being one of the glamour people. I levelled everything to 80 for the exclusive purpose of making them look GOOD. I have filled every glamour plate with a unique outfit for each combat job and I rue the fact that there are not more plates for my crafters. Dragoon and Ninja don't have a plate because they don't share gear, I just glam them separately. I will learn the mechanics of every dungeon, every fight, and I will do them as any job to get exactly the glamour that I need. I will run that dungeon as many times as it takes to get that one item, and I will make sure I am doing my absolute best so I can get that glam as fast as possible.

[@SpartanOfLuxon]

May I point out the guy making this chart of the worst people is playing a cat girl while sounding like his balls dropped back during the great depression

[@famouscharactersplay4298]

Here from AsmonBALD, great video and enough to get me to try the game. Thank you for your patronage.

[@bigquazz3955]

I'm a flower. I've killed a few tanks the past couple of days while trying to re assign skills to my hotbar and figure out what they do.

[@greenrooler]

Just watched the asmongold reaction posted 12 min ago and came to see the sub count change, and god damn 4K subscribers in a day, congrats, and I’m sure there’s even more to come

[@serendipitygaming6785]

here's how you climb to the highest level in this Hierarchy system: You learn your class while you are a sprout so you are allowed to do misstakes, and then when you evolve from sprout to not a sprout, you no longer do misstakes.! success! and the reason for this is people are more willing to help people who they underestimate, they are more willing to share secrets with you, if they think that secrets won't sit with you. So if you see 2 people kissing in lisa lomisa, they will ignore you because you are a sprout, but if you are not a sprout you are automatically a creep.

[@powergi3996]

You forgot the actual top of the pyramid: Necromancers.

[@Waverse]

Those people are unseen... Saw only one in 5 years of this hell...

[@maxine3898]

True.

[@Konpekikaminari]

Necromancers? Am I missing something?

[@Waverse]

@@Konpekikaminari "Necromancer" is a tittle, that you can gain after clearing the totality of the Palace of the Dead alone, starting from stage 1 and finishing at stage 200.

[@Konpekikaminari]

@@Waverse oh snap

[@milchreis8311]

Actually think that Triple Triad Players are almost higher than glam endgame, because TT Players have to do literally everything, from raiding, to every minigame, to all the sidequests because they unlock the NPC to battle

[@sinfull5071]

This. Took doing this game from the very start, to the very end including every goddam side content to get that mount and title. Longest achievement all things considered

[@amouramarie]

@@sinfull5071 Oh... Oh no. I love Triple Triad, and I've already been playing every NPC for all their cards, for completion's sake. I also tend to collect mounts. Welp, I guess I have another long-term goal.

[@Fried-Tofu]

There's two types of sprouts, the sprouts that listen to advice and ask questions and the sprouts that don't know google exists, don't read the tooltip for a single skill and have chat turned off during dungeons/trials/raids. I like helping sprouts out but man seeing a sprout ask where/what to do for every step in a quest chain as a returnee rustles my jimmies a fair bit.

[@LiquidLetti]

actually, theres one more type of sprout you only come across once in a blue moon... the sprout who, when you give them tips (since theyre playing your main class/role), tells you to screw off and calls you garbage and intentionally does the exact opposite of your tip to spite you

[@bungertheboring2037]

You forgot one. The Completionist. Every job max level, every item, every achievement and all glams as well. Not fixated on glam but everything in the game. Do they even exist or do they lurk in the shadows waiting for an apprentice to teach.

[@Zidakuh]

That would be my FC leader you described there

[@mrblackjacker32.03]

Guess you've found me

[@laceyclark311]

"Only thing I can say for certain is that if they decorate their digital houses as well as this, their real life house probably looks like shit." Why did you describe me so accurately? I have an FC house in Primal LB and I've been busy decorating the main hall, but also the side rooms to look like extensions of the mansion. I was lucky to get a medium plot from the small one we had in Goblet. Getting up at 4 am just to log in and beat others to the house was epic levels of savage. Maybe once more housing opens up I'll try to snag the fc a large.

[@elenafriese891]

I mean, at least you'll probably have a good starting color/composition eye on the off chance you get into decorating your own house at some point?

[@laceyclark311]

@@elenafriese891 This is true, assuming I can afford a real life house in my lifetime.

[@elenafriese891]

@@laceyclark311 oh, I largely meant stuff like paint/plants... Wait, is that not stuff you can ask landlords permission to do? * is very much a teenager *

[@laceyclark311]

@@elenafriese891 There's a lot of things that can and can't be done without the landlord's permission. But it mostly depends on the landlord themselves. It's best to ask them what is allowed and what isn't before you decide to start changing a lot of things around, especially if it's something like an extra room/extension, additional landscaping and whatnot. Currently I live with my mother because my job doesn't exactly pay well enough for me to live on my own, and inflation isn't helping matters any.

[@elenafriese891]

@@laceyclark311 ah, that makes perfect sense given current... Everythings Query because my curiosity won't stop talking: would your mom (and whoever else may or may not be living with you) object to some home improvement if she were involved in things?

[@ArcaniumPrime]

The Free Trial thing is 100% accurate 1600 hours All 60s BiS for every class Every MSQ, Job, content, and side quest done Pedigree 9 racing chocobo with perfect stats Hunting Log complete Captain in every Grand Company Allied in every Beast Tribe Every Blue Mage spell Chocobo Companion at rank 18/20 (I grew the Thavnarian onions from being a tenant at a friend's house) It's been a good journey

[@richardsneddon1158]

Im surprised jump potion players arent below mentor, hell im surprised they arent even on the damn list!

[@heavenzrevenge]

We don't add cheaters to the list. If it was not earned then it does not matter

[@Luna_Kirisame]

i find these to be the absolute worst players. they probably buy gil from 3rd party websites too. they maybe been playing a few weeks or less, but are in the lv 80 content already all geared up in green gear. by lv 80 you are pretty much expected to know how to play, so its kinda annoying to watch a lv 80 sprout stand in aoe's and not do any mechanics.

[@Nischal_Kandel]

@@Luna_Kirisame Kick em out if its a dungeon or pf

[@xinlight]

Jump players are always a terrible surprise because you're not expecting them to be terrible but they are by design, exceedingly terrible, and it makes my blood boil as a healer trying to keep them alive.

[@lautarotrefilio4773]

what are jump potion players?

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

They really need to redesign the cities a bit, Limsa is basically the capital just because the market boards are right there and well, it's where everyone goes, the underbelly included

[@MomijiHVods]

Most RPers suck, but my man door wedge is in a league of his own.

[@Marcusjnmc]

server ?

[@MomijiHVods]

@@Marcusjnmc me? Adamantoise or Gilgamesh, but I had to uninstall to free up space.

[@Marcusjnmc]

door wedge

[@MomijiHVods]

@@Marcusjnmc oh. Idk. I just saw the Haha funnies on twitter.

[@evescent7312]

really enjoyed this vid from asmon's video... :D you deserve more. love it!

[@KagagiouX]

Crafters... Me: (max level omni crafter) "Now see here!" Thinks for a moment. "...okay, you're not wrong, but see here dammit..."

[@andrewstevenson7162]

Congrats on the success my dude! Very happy for you, o/

[@shara5985]

My goal is to be a shitty mentor. You always remember them

[@JackBurgos]

I was about to complain about you putting hard-core raiders at the top. Then I saw that the top was actually glamourers, and I give you an approving nod instead. Sincerely, A Glamourer

[@JunseiYS]

U forgot the most crucial. Adult CMtoolers

[@asheep9568]

Adult CMtoolers? I'm a sprout so I've never seen that before.

[@asheep9568]

@RmbFral ah I see

[@ibigfire]

Top tier folk, generally.

[@halcyonglaze1614]

Here bc of asmon, love this video tho, you deserve the sub and upvote i'm giving ya!

[@CL-39]

Limsa rp cesspit? I take it this isn't on crystal. Uldah here is in a league if it's own

[@bophadesknutz7798]

Uldah on Primal is nice and peaceful, then again you're on Crystal which is the RP data center so I can imagine it being bad on all 3 city states

[@lunadead]

@@bophadesknutz7798 you don't understand, Ul'dah on crystal is a god damn nightmare, the amount of people conglomerate there with a bunch of gogo dancers and so on is quite a lagfest for majority of people. Gridania on crystal however, it's way too quiet most of the time.

[@jemm113]

the only exception to this rule is Diabolos. Limsa is the head RP city here since for years we were free of the ERP scourge

[@hecticryry]

Glam is totally the end game. Supporting you as I saw your video on Asmons channel

[@TheFashManChannel]

I feel like I’ve been exposed...😭 I’m part of Housing Savage and Glam Savage. Lol Great video bro!

[@christianclark9494]

doin my civic duty and liking commenting and subbing as daddy Asmon would want. Rip his mother

[@Zarakie32]

Ya, When I got my mentor crown and joined the novice network, it was insane the amount of wrong information being given. Not to mention if you try to correct someone who is wrong they'll complain and get you kicked from the network. I'm happy to help anyone who asks but I left the network pretty quickly, its a cesspool of idiots.

[@stormraven9816]

Lol, I remember running all Coils of Bahamut in Savage mode for glamours. And keeping it up with each Expansion or Patch just to get glamour pieces. Having to be savage AF when making room in the Glamour Dresser, endless hours on finalizing Glamour Plates. Plus, Staying up all night to snatch a Mansion in Shirogane for our FC just so I could decorate the Hell out of it. Have my own personal house, and share a house with my IRL hubby, who also plays, just to decorate. Maxed out on housing items, switching decorations for each holiday, changing color schemes or themes, yes.... We are endgame top tier.