The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 518: Chris D'Elia and Theo Von

[@willyscholten]

This feels like Callen having all his kids home from the college for holidays. He thinks they come home to see him, but they just come home to roast him

[@caiotefu9856]

Love Callen though! I hope he finds a good woman, I really do!

[@JoeSmoe215]

I wish I went to the college

[@Child0ne]

Willy Scholten best comment so far 😂

[@wensune]

😂🤣

[@MkMcManus]

HAHAHAHAH Willy the level of accuracy in your statement

[@loganellis9867]

Don’t mind me. Just came back for the good times lol

[@manonthemoon379]

Back when life ripped

[@richiefox2711]

Same! Lol 😂

[@lfitz199]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS

[@chadpritchard7637]

I’m glad I’m not alone

[@travisshepard1261]

Same..

[@SnapsCFB]

It’s 2019. Chris has real swagger, Bryan looks 10 years younger, and Brendan looks happy. My how times have changed 😢

[@A-ROD-oe8wl]

Right they do look older now 😭 & Theo hasn't made a podcast in like a year (with them)

[@angelavina1287]

Yeah I miss the good ol days

[@gothelvis3541]

​@angelavina1287 Good ol days meaning days they were allowed to get away with their shiiii

[@mikepetersen9887]

The boys… these were good times, tuning in on our way to go hunt Elk tfatk was always first pick.. and your right they do look aged.. but then again look what’s happened, both chris and bryan got me2 and brendan people just started hatin him for gettin gigs in comedy for who he knew and puttin out lazy specials.. at one time this was my favorite podcast. Fuck

[@GooberMagonk]

​@@gothelvis3541people are allowed to lament the loss of something that brought them joy. It's not an approval of anyone's behavior.

[@ethanlutkus2033]

"You were supposed to be a mime bruh you got so lucky" is the most underrated theo slam of all time

[@seanomalleygoatmmafighter2182]

I don’t get it lol

[@anthonymelbourne3656]

@@seanomalleygoatmmafighter2182 it’s coz he always using his hands to talk

[@talentedpigeon3296]

Chris- "I'm trying to give lasagna of conversations" Theo- "That was more like a hot pocket" 😭

[@joshuaoflaherty371]

talentedpigeon Tostino’s pizza roll killed me lol

[@dannyl-p1543]

@Boris Gershfield cringe

[@adamv3503]

Boris Gershfield r/cringe

[@nadjahibbert7204]

Boris Gershfield that’s just his comedy style. Not for everyone

[@alexjones9479]

@Boris Gershfield we know it's you theo

[@matthenry2564]

Chris: "I swear you start sentences and you don't know where it's going" LMFAO

[@marktaps7611]

Its called a mystery dude, get your life together

[@jonnysith]

and it's a miss more than a hit.

[@clarencenit1554]

Don’t touch me dawg

[@dollbarinc.3056]

100% true!

[@sawyerfisher9690]

*Chris does amazing theo impression* Theo: "Thats a terrible impession. That guy sounds like a hick"

[@Kneelin83]

does theo not know what he sounds like? does he realize he has an accent?

[@zerogravity2020]

I wasnt looking at the screen and I literally couldn't tell who was talking

[@tonymayer9624]

@@Kneelin83 That's the joke

[@lightinferno4490]

Hahahaha

[@candacegeorge8932]

channelin 45:00

[@MichaelCronan49]

Bryan really glues this group together. The way he set the tone right at the start led to Chris being on fire and he just set Chris up for the full show

[@jhaimp.sullivan5618]

Dam . 🏆

[@clipitplz]

If Chris sneezed Brendan would try and sneeze

[@sonnydortmund1513]

Max Nothstine LMAO 😂

[@davidarevalo1925]

Max Nothstine fuck u

[@JStack]

LMFAOOO

[@codyfuller9522]

All illuminati

[@faronfonze9316]

LOL

[@carloscarrillo8768]

“Lunch is over, go sit by the window”.😂Theo is hilarious 🤣

[@EfBEye888]

This is my favorite joke next to Nick Mullen's bit on Nigerian Shark Tank

[@mafiamentality8751]

I love how Theo sometimes looks at Chris like he's a rare animal

[@nicholaspacelli8180]

He is

[@johnstamos2205]

@@nicholaspacelli8180 g a y

[@willcarder8787]

I mean he is a bald eagle

[@HM-wf9bv]

Like a Bollywood star or like a politician

[@lege46]

Will Carder nah, vulture.

[@asosa1498]

The love that if I ever miss a funny joke, I can always count of Brenden to repeat exactly what someone else said almost immediately after

[@andresrojas2055]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@SergioHernandezProduction]

Aaaand he still does it!

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

Yeah sometimes I dont pay attention but Brendan always repeats jokes so I never miss a beat.

[@TwiztOndaBeat]

@@andrewbrandmusic0894 same comment though

[@andrewbrandmusic0894]

@@TwiztOndaBeat Pick up on that did ya?

[@PeaceNModz]

All of Bryan’s fan is gonna be real happy about this episode

[@gabed882]

heyhey only true fans get this

[@Justinlifts365]

@@gabed882 fan*

[@jaygeist8371]

@@gabed882 only true *fan* get this

[@jaygeist8371]

@@gabed882 you already didnt get it. Y'loser

[@seankim0417]

TMP for life

[@shushanthswinderballs1122]

If Bryan Callen doesn’t get an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor this year for his role in Joker, we riot.

[@ToastyChud]

shushanth swinderballs is that a joke?

[@shushanthswinderballs1122]

Rye what the fuck do you think?

[@clarencenit1554]

Supporting actor... dude, he starred in that film.

[@TGRgrimreaper209]

shushanth swinderballs weak😂😭😆

[@jaywon06]

, how about a shity TV spin-off on network television?

[@sambelyea678]

Theo saying grandmas are like hamsters we all have a dead one made me wake my family up at 4 am jesus christ

[@ozaffer77]

that was the best line

[@bradleythomsen3083]

It was accurate, insightful, and depressing.

[@Matty8x8]

When the guys are talking about a James Dean role and Theo in the background says “like the sausages?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tsyates220]

I feel like Brendan refreshes Chris D’elia’s Instagram constantly

[@jayglamx3]

😂😂😂

[@gerdsjor1397]

Lo fuckin L

[@xxrngxx5]

LMFAOOo

[@dankestranch8738]

10000%

[@codyhanas2552]

You can skip to any point in this episode and hear Chris talking

[@jakes4228]

Cody Hanas oh shit

[@urtrashgarbage2402]

omfg youre right

[@urtrashgarbage2402]

i finally hit 6:46 he was silent

[@RascoTerra]

First thing i skip to he isnt talking

[@iLoveSummr]

As it should be

[@FromCLAYcounty]

“I can’t believe Chris D’Elia is here today dude I thought he was busier than this”

[@jeremywilhite6853]

Or atleast he thinks he should be!!

[@ttvramonnoods3375]

Yeah but he is somewhere else at the same time he is so young holy shit

[@dailysmoke1687]

Ttv Ramon noods funniest comment award

[@DirtSpud]

@@ttvramonnoods3375 S'true

[@mcslammajamma1456]

people don’t realize this was the greatest podcast of all time. What a moment in time

[@richtig_wichtig]

i watched it for the 10th time today

[@CoachRiku]

What’s so great about it

[@NattyNickDxB]

@@CoachRiku it's fuckin hilarious

[@gladitsnotme]

@@CoachRiku The guy in the black tshirt got busted being a pedo on snapchat. This is the moment he realized that snapchats could be saved, and that he could be exposed as a pedo soon.

[@KPac1234]

It’s mostly know for the part at 1:16:06 when Chris Delia is told about saving snapchats

[@frankiewennerIV]

"how young does he have to be for you to enjoy the story?"-theo

[@elguapo42]

Best line

[@liammorgans7329]

Ryan Rich- best line? Raise your standards

[@elguapo42]

@@liammorgans7329 chill out tryhard

[@LordsofMedia]

younger the better

[@jarrettthomas4865]

Timestamp?

[@oldmanjenkins3860]

You can really feel the friendly rivalry Theo and Chris have, it’s tense and I’m pretty sure Bryan senses it as well, more than once he redirected attention to himself, wisdom comes with old age, ancient almost.

[@SUPREMEx93]

100%

[@liammorgans7329]

Yeah there were still some funny moments but I just find Theo’s style to not jive well with other comedians.. it’s abit too focussed around his own joke rather than building a bit with others. It can work if people go along with him, but if they don’t it’s awkward I reckon

[@ollybirkbeck8888]

@@liammorgans7329 you nailed it friend. I suppose you have watched the Theo von/Bill Burr podcast, and whilst Bill Burr tends to be like that in other shows, his comedy was noticeable there too.

[@ollybirkbeck8888]

Yeah it isn't that they don't like each other - they may not - but it's just their comedy style, and their personalities don't engage each other.

[@FUCKCHRISHANSEN]

ancient lmao

[@aarongrayfan1]

Bryan: I had to play James dean Theo: like the sausages?

[@ThePokerStreets916]

def deserved a laugh but don't think they picked up on it

[@aarongrayfan1]

91Sixness that’s the beauty about Theo. He throws in so many little jokes like that, that go unnoticed. But we recognize them!

[@pettyantics]

Jimmy is an old fashioned nick name for the name James for those who aren’t aware ..Theo is so quick witted that he says things that sound dumb because you don’t have time to think about it

[@ReallyBigBrother]

@1:07:58 ‘I just realized most of y’all’s conversation is just wasting each others time with complete bullshit’ 🤣😭🤣🎯

[@nerdock4747]

You're doing the lord's work; I wanted to find that clip so badly.

[@stevew2192]

My 3 favorite comedians and Brendan. It really is Christmas.

[@kowalsky1906]

💀

[@aaroneusjames2342]

I miss my William

[@stevew2192]

@@BigKevinSports shit... I should have known it was a bullshit calendar when It had 2 Septembers.

[@josephalexander5306]

Chris and Bryan need to start a podcast called “canceled”

[@armandowashington2818]

Smart

[@hugovaarend]

y?

[@tribeard5424]

Ans then get will in their too

[@manthanf1]

Alternative title: Ooooooppss

[@Drumcomedy]

@@hugovaarend because they're canceled

[@10use]

Callen yelling at Delia is a great way to start a podcast.

[@tommymc7535]

So sad, used to be a good podcast.... Brendan is just to much of a narcissistic dude who doesn’t have a funny bone in his body. Brian and D’Elia need their own podcast

[@WhitebeltDG]

@@tommymc7535 get a life ya wierd little incel

[@CrashRacknShoot]

@@tommymc7535 yet here ya aaaaaare.

[@codyfuller9522]

All illuminati

[@evanabbott2737]

Tommy Mc hahaha this podcast is bad now? Your head being up your ass all the time has you confused, this podcast is great and get out of that basement!🤔

[@casepalms4974]

Man I still come back to this a couple times a year just to revel in the simpler times. 😂

[@secret.dog.powers]

This is like comedy Jedi training for the exception of Brendan who’s just chilling with no light saber

[@JustForNowStudios]

It's laughable that there are so many who are quick to rip on Brendan for not being as funny as the others, when all those people know deep down that their idols (Chris, Bryan, etc.) would call out the critics and stand up for Brendan if they saw/heard the comments made. The critics would be put in their place (hopefully), but right now they're too dense to realize that Brendan has been doing comedy for such a short period of time, whereas the others (Chris, Bryan, etc.) are considered experts in their field - how many people could roll with them as Brendan does? You could argue that "it's just a meme, man" - and some of it might be - but I've got to believe that making a meme out of someone's profession/livelihood is done with malicious intent. Unfortunate.

[@lamolambda8349]

@@JustForNowStudios damn Jay don't you have other things to do

[@JustForNowStudios]

@@lamolambda8349 Yeah I do, but ripping on somebody in the KZbin comments for trying to find a path in life - just for likes - is not one of them.

[@JustForNowStudios]

@Cecil Gibson I get that there are comedians who would love to be in Brendan's shoes when it comes to playing big clubs, the podcast, etc., but everybody starts somewhere, and it just so happens that Brendan's dedication to fighting and football brought him in touch with people (joe, callen, etc.) that like him, and want to see him succeed - so they gave him the opportunity. Opportunity is everything. Is it wrong that Brendan took the opportunity? He shouldn't be chastised for furthering himself. I agree that he uses the same style of comedy as Chris, Theo, etc., but that's how most start out (and that's not my opinion; I heard Joe say it on the podcast).

[@treemanzoneskullyajan711]

i never seen shaubs attempt at stand up but i doubt it would be anything special, rogan give him a peg up i bet too, to me he takes himself too serious to be even remotely funny

[@andrewsalcedo1373]

I swear chris has been "almost 40" for like 5 years now😅

[@truebabyben]

He's the youngest person EVER

[@lamolambda8349]

Makin me feel better about being almost 30 for 10 years soon

[@fonyterguson562]

Beast 61 Mode right.?

[@jrbird1983]

Cause his birthdays never make a DENT.

[@Setlinsubba]

He will turn 40 in 2012

[@roses1419]

Chris asserting dominance: OOooooOOOOOoooOOOOOooOOOOooOOOOooOOOOoOpppppppssSSSSS!!!!!!

[@geezymatt4975]

This is still one of the funniest podcasts on the entire internet. I remember watching this when it first came out, when i watch it it makes me feel like shit might be alright, this was cool

[@dachers1238]

The smack talking between Chris and Bryan never gets old. Has me dying every time.

[@Max25670]

I thought Theo was sitting there the entire time and they didn't acknowledge him or pan out the camera until 18 minutes in lol

[@skinyone1084]

I was wondering when Theo finally speaks...

[@erickgonzalez2099]

Same looked like legs with black pants haha

[@CaptainCranch]

It was Brendan’s brother Jay. Probably way cooler human than Brendan

[@nemospodcast6766]

It was Brendas brother

[@danielstudart2062]

You think Theo could keep quiet for 18 minutes? Hahahaha

[@bigfacts3447]

Theo and Brendan just make inside jokes the whole time about Chris and they just smirk at each other😂😂

[@honeycombhighlights4919]

Brooo i thought this was hilarious when it first came out but nooowww its an all time classic. Theo always knew about the dark arts Delia

[@Fatmattstrikesback]

Let them talk Brendan

[@jrtaylor8178]

If I'm ever having a bad day I watch this podcast and laugh until I have tears coming out of my eyes. This combo of guys was so funny.

[@todd3772]

Theo Von: I cant believe Chris Delia is here! Chris Delia: I can’t either

[@jayglamx3]

37:56 When Chris does his little wrist-flick-snap and Theo looks to see what he threw 😭😭😭

[@JuanGarcia-tb7ph]

Lmao great catch! I do that same trick to my dog.

[@noneyaxbidness]

Juan Garcia LMFAO

[@georgem-r3166]

Holy fuck thanks for the timestamp LMAO

[@m0rtred]

@@JuanGarcia-tb7ph LMAO, such a great comment. savage

[@marshallmills7860]

Lmfao nice catch!

[@BigFoeFivee]

“You were supposed to be a mime, you are so fuckn lucky” 😭

[@Kevin12321]

So happy Chris said “Theo is not opening for you dude” to Callen. This is when Theo was blowing the fuck up.

[@TrimAndTonic]

Who’s here cuz life hasn’t been ripping like it used to. Lol

[@C6Z_Bob]

Both of my favorite podcasts that helped me get through the week are now in shambles. Fml

[@globerunner5660]

you down for a silly goose time?

[@hardthakkar8032]

Miss the life ripping man

[@Uareblind]

Y'know the life still rips m'babies! No matter what!

[@bobcundas6425]

Life has some DENTS! these days without the cult leader.

[@ryandoherty9696]

“Yeah I can dunk, but not well. A lot of my calves are in my ass.” - Theo Von

[@MagzUpBr33zy]

Chris is sooooo damn funny everywhere but on stage

[@ryansmith144]

islanti it’s so fucking true

[@MagzUpBr33zy]

Sorry but i've seen him perform, and his stand up was mediocre. His quirks and mannerisms were funny, but the jokes were weak..... But on a podcast he has me dying laughing

[@ryansmith144]

Keefe Brown the dude above you is so emotional lol, I’m saying I think he’s a funny dude but for some reason his stand up just isn’t good, like you said it’s just the material. I’m a huge fan tho, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen him not be the funniest guy in the room.

[@MagzUpBr33zy]

@@ryansmith144 EXAAACCCTTTLLLYYY!!! U get it! That's all I'm saying too

[@Thisworldisfucked1984]

Right!

[@dutch1995]

Even Brandon was in rare form here. Minimum interruption of the bits, minimum repetition, minimum regardation. Best podcast of all time right here.

[@boostedboat9291]

Now this is a Christmas special.

[@thomascullinan6248]

if will sasso was here itd be like the avengers of podcasts

[@yansmith9562]

And Santino

[@605gbird]

And bob

[@danielv8154]

If only Bobby Lee was there.

[@codyfuller9522]

All illuminati

[@datninjaouki6436]

Brendan is Hawkeye

[@mickeypolouskin]

Bryan: *not saying anything * Chris: “yea I am looking beefy” Bryan: “what?” Chris: “no I was agreeing with you” 😂😂😂 what a legend

[@fuaddd]

100% baby

[@joegregoire7343]

What time does he say that?

[@fuaddd]

@@joegregoire7343 1:03:46

[@rs-ly2qo]

They were talking something before that, but it was cut out

[@Idan_K]

@@rs-ly2qo There was obviously an awkward conflict between Theo and Delia, I just wish they didn't cut it, the social interactions are the best part for me

[@jasoncastaneda7277]

Looked this up in 2021… Classics never get old! Long live TFATK. yeeeeee

[@hazza123ification]

Chris: "Sometimes two lesbians just hang out" Theo: "that happened in Cleveland you delinquent"

[@liammorgans7329]

can you explain what Theo meant by that or was he just saying something random?

[@freehugzentertainment1808]

@@liammorgans7329 Honestly it's a Theo so there's no point tryna figure it out lol

[@liammorgans7329]

Yeah I just don’t really find him that funny tbh.. seems more random then clever, and he never sets anyone else up for bits

[@BruceLee-yl3bx]

@@liammorgans7329 Andrew Schulz bit

[@BruceLee-yl3bx]

@@liammorgans7329 Sometimes its a mystery

[@ty4moore20]

Brendan is the “WHO ARE YA” guy Chris was talking about

[@Stoney521]

Hatah B

[@curlsp7921]

1000%

[@aaron4ism]

SailHatan and you are really Chris D'Elia ..... Your Cover is Full Of Dents

[@victoralley708]

Fooorrrrrr suuurrrrrrrrrreeee... uh hunnert percent

[@L.kas92]

underated comment

[@cloud_monkey422]

Bryan, Chris and Theo are like the rothschilds of the comedy world and Brendan is there for security undercover as a comedian 😂

[@Ray_Getard42069]

He was so bad at "security" his friends literally held an intervention and forced him to become the worlds worst comedian instead. Brendans only talent is aesthetically placing sneakers on tables.

[@cloud_monkey422]

PJ Pridgen Brendan looks like he sells shoes at the mall. Not even a footlocker but one of the discount shoe stores.

[@bradleythomsen3083]

Theo and Brendan are the only consistently funny guys IMO. While Bryan means well he is little more than a Zionist shill. Chis was decent on this podcast, but overall his comedy is simple and egotistic. 1:04:37 "no you don't" Theo was trying to deliver a message over and over. 1:05:55 states so

[@bradleythomsen3083]

And fuck the Rothschilds.

[@Ray_Getard42069]

@@bradleythomsen3083 EVERYONE WATCH OUT! WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE!

[@max.demayo]

35:13 "Lunch is over man go sit by the window" Theo Von is my favorite 😂

[@misspacino4081]

“Lil strokey, hey man I love ya I’m just makin sure I care about ya” 😩😩😩😂😂😂😂 when I tell you I almost peed my pants lmaoooooo Theo omg

[@omegalpha777]

Bryan: Dad Chris: Big Brother and Successful Theo: Middle Brother who's always angry at his Big Brother Brendan: "Special" Brother

[@LA_Native]

Vinicio Rojero 😂😂😂

[@ttfuntt]

perfect comment

[@gunnarmarks5754]

Expect chris' dad is successful in movie and tv business and theo is from where the sun dont shine

[@tylerjackson5184]

Bryan: wannabe tough guy Chris: killing it Theo: killing it with a mullet Brendan: actual tough guy who could crush Callen at any time

[@ttfuntt]

@@tylerjackson5184 you: wrong

[@dawsonnichols3166]

i don’t care what happened, this is still one of the funniest podcasts i’ve ever heard.

[@ferdsan9025]

What happened?

[@BattleBro77]

@@ferdsan9025 errybody got accused of doing stuff to womens - no proof, no legal proceedings, just hearsay

[@colin8477]

@@BattleBro77 there was proof lol

[@neuroplasticity]

@@colin8477 What exactly happened? I heard Bryan was part of it too. That they groomed underage girls till they were of age or something like that?

[@hueydao8637]

@@colin8477 the “proof” was the equivalent of cutting up a clip to take it out of context. in its full context, no court in the land would take this case seriously. that’s why nothing’s happened since.

[@konkelkent]

We need this reunion again, one of the best podcasts they have ever done. Missing the Bryan chris and brendan banter. Fuck cancel culture, this shit needs to happen again

[@vodkagal28]

Bryan is back on TFAtK, and Delia is doing his podcast too.

[@mbzay5216]

i’ll support their past work before i knew what i know now tho BAHAHAHAHA

[@vodkagal28]

@@mbzay5216 Honestly? I still support them.

[@haydenallen8079]

yea fuck cancel culture, assaulting women doesn’t matter as long as you’re occasionally good comedically!!!

[@konkelkent]

@@haydenallen8079 No one was assaulting women, Thats the whole point. you just proved youre part of the problem.

[@jakeguercia7755]

I never want this podcast to end and im 12 seconds in

[@dusty616l]

i never ever insta liked a podcast so fast in my life

[@truebabyben]

I'm 1sec in and crying. Tears of joy really DO exist!! #truebaby #ganggang

[@995109]

Another edit at 1:03:40

[@roypatterson9652]

haven't even started and i feel you!

[@kieranhyland]

preach

[@ariesmakesfire2566]

Let him talk Brendan, let him talk - Theo Von

[@trevor6048]

@@Kigoz4Life lol ya wtf was that

[@aaron4ism]

K I G G A N Fr I had to go back, he really tried to bitch him..

[@gabrielrosario8435]

K I G G A N so why watch the podcast u depressed hater

[@ronin_11b94]

ARIES MAKES FIRE -Theo and everybody who’s watching this episode was saying lol

[@HereForAStorm]

21:12 ... Theo speaks for the Internet

[@bigfootlover23]

19:28 “I’m actually somewhere else as well” is so fucking funny right off the top of the dome

[@juanchaves6952]

Listening again 4 years later

[@Rehayel]

always love Bryan in these

[@RRich100]

Gotta ‘dmire the mental fortitude cuz that guy is full o dents after getting ripped daily

[@heyshunky]

why

[@jennocyde138]

Callen is the King

[@dankestranch8738]

He gets bukkaked but hes great at setting theo and chris up. Great comedian

[@goatlib2338]

That shit is almost perfect. Just have to replace the Endomorphic CTE mountain by the Mesomorphic Minotaur and we'd be there.

[@-Carne-Asada-]

BadBurrito will saso

[@whambambigelow5528]

Gladiator Helmet Face himself

[@goatlib2338]

Wham Bam Bigelow the Samoan hulk

[@fnbpodcast8678]

The shredded bear

[@cbrooks4816]

First time seeing these guys.. So cool that they let a fan sit in on this episode. Brendan you're a lucky boy!

[@sambelyea678]

@@hopesteinbruck9175 right over your head lmao

[@MrLextune]

43:43 - Chris' Theo impersonation is pure gold. He doesn't sound like him, it's more his word choices.

[@SystemofaDowns]

1000000% 😄👍

[@staytruealexx]

Honestly 💀💀💀

[@bxxxfrostbcxx1862]

“Lunch is over man go sit by the window”-Theo von

[@Hectoralejandroguerrero]

BxxxFrosT Bcxx dude that murdered me 😂😂😂

[@CJ-gy8ie]

I didn't understand the context there... who was he talking to and why did he say that?

[@WRKmystery]

@@CJ-gy8ie when Bryan interrupts Chris. I think he's saying it to Bryan as a elementary school type thing. He talked out of turn so he's in timeout, lunch is over

[@sillytucan6394]

@@WRKmystery no, hes referring to bryan. after lunch the elderly usually get put beside a window, implying bryan is old.

[@thml7]

Snapchat goes away! Does it, THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH?

[@davelovesshoes9051]

😂👏👏👏

[@ryanalbers7162]

Blue Dragons. Team Of Destiny. God’s Children. Champions. I was merely a vessel for their greatest as a Head Coach.

[@TheRealNosferatu]

Wait so where are the snapchats then?

[@TheAverageSavage1021]

@@TheRealNosferatu Short answer- Delia’s are posted all over the internet.They can be saved (and it tells you they were saved) they can be screenshotted, they can be screen recorded, and there’s legitimately apps you can install to make it where you can do both but the other person doesn’t know.

[@casey5837]

"How young does he have to be for you to enjoy the story?" Is the funniest thing I've ever heard 😂💀

[@liammorgans7329]

Jees take it easy it wasn’t that good

[@casey5837]

@@liammorgans7329 it's jeez or geez for the love of God

[@Djhiphop1000000000]

Liam Morgans dude I’ve seen you on 3 threads saying shit like that. Get a life and stop the constant spam.

[@liammorgans7329]

Nope many say jees and sometimes jeesh. You dingus malingus you

[@liammorgans7329]

MyNameIsDrope- so if people have different opinions than you they are spamming and need to get a life.. pretty narcissistic logic there sir

[@wrizzy9393]

God this podcast needs to be put in podcasting hall of fame. Two of the funniest humans ever on the same couch.

[@wrizzy9393]

@Beline Dawska Delia seems to be sitting on the same couch with Theo there bud

[@wrizzy9393]

@Beline Dawska oh damn I didn’t realize I was speaking to the person who decides what is funny. It’s funny the people who talk crap have fake profiles to troll.

[@wrizzy9393]

@Beline Dawska exactly an opinion just like mine, and you acted as if I’m not allowed to have my opinion. Theo is funny, maybe the lil soyboys you hang with don’t find it funny but the men I hang around think Theo is funny

[@wrizzy9393]

@Beline Dawska alright cuk

[@madryan98]

@@wrizzy9393I agree with your original comment bro. Don’t listen to that dumb f**k. They are definitely in my top 5 comedians at the moment. And someone else said if they made a podcast together, they’d be number 1. And I think I agree with that also. If not number 1, then definitely top 3. But I agree with you. Screw that guy you were having that argument with. He wouldn’t know comedy if it smacked him upside his empty head.

[@anthonysantos3629]

Why can't this be every day. Just add will sasso and this is comedy heaven

[@jaywon06]

And delete Brandon

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Yes, except switch out Brendan for Bobby Lee.

[@jaywon06]

@@aaroneusjames2342 Bobby Lee is the dumbest Asian in history

[@aaroneusjames2342]

@@jaywon06 thats debatable.

[@tylerstooksbury2063]

Don’t forget Andrew Cheeto santino. That would be epic.

[@keaganhall]

Brendan looks like he still enjoys sitting on Santas lap every year.

[@tonycortez8556]

Theo- “grandmas are the the human version of a hamster, everybody has a dead one” 🤣🤣🤣

[@christianmejia2272]

Theo: “This man we all knew that had a son that was our friend” Chris: “Just say your friend!!” Funniest part of the whole podcast lmao

[@MegaFlorest]

Agreed. 59:22

[@saulantunez4046]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RayScaia]

This entire podcast is like one giant comedy bit.

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

And when Santino goes on Your Mom's House, it's like he's improvving for 2 hours. I love those podcasts

[@kevindube7096]

@Brad Knapp it is a beautiful thing when Santino actually tries to improve 👼🏾

[@jennocyde138]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge I love Santino. It would've been cool if he was on this episode since they threw Theo in.

[@jennocyde138]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge He killed it when he stepped in for Callen recently when Schulz was a guest. #AssholeArmy

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

@@jennocyde138 saw him for the first time back in spring here in Phoenix, couldn't believe how hard he killed for an hour straight

[@XxCosmicWarriorxX]

Whaaat!!! The Rat king and Dentless D'Elia together... Christmas came early!!!!

[@maverickduarte5473]

2024! Still rewatching 😎

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Theo talking to Chris: "You must have to go sleep in your car after this, this is exhausting!"

[@cesg7749]

If Chris Delia and Bryan Callen did a podcast together I believe it would skyrocket to #1 in the world. The two of them together is honestly my favorite form of entertainment

[@wishmeluck4933]

Look up the ten minute podcast

[@andrewmarino5441]

It would be a constant roast session lmao

[@IkieShootsPar]

I just genuinely like when Chris roasts Bryan

[@seangregory3098]

Callen is so overrated and copies so much like how he words himself. And how he pronounced certain words. I just don’t think he’s that funny. And I don’t know how anyone finds Schaub funny at all. Delia is the best of these four and I just think Theo is comical without trying. As a person he’s funny.

[@youregonnalikethiscomment8924]

Ten Minute Podcast from 2013, ahead of its time.

[@flex_piper]

"What sentence ends in at?? 0 of them!!". - *Chris Delia.* 😂

[@austincraig8711]

One of the best podcast episodes ever. Any time D'elia, Theo, Callen, Bobby Lee, or Will Sasso get together - it's gold.

[@anthoonius_gabagoolius]

@Beline Dawska nah he just knows when to let his buddy shine

[@ttfuntt]

59:24 theo "this man that we all knew had a son that was our friend" - chris "just say your friend"

[@Teddy_______]

Bryan: Say one smart thing Chris: says smart thing Everyone: fair point 😂😂😂

[@poplarbar5059]

Brandon:says something incredibly stupid

[@JRL415]

@Tom Spencer Brendan is my fav, check out his comedy special, "You'd Be Surprised". It got an awesome rating on IMDB! The comments are incredible!

[@ChrisMakesBeats]

You enjoyed your own comment way to much and it failed much like comedians who laugh at their own jokes

[@Teddy_______]

VoodooBeats ya you right

[@Bostonroad1992]

I love the Theo Chris Dynamic, pop him back into the seat lmao

[@HAMZZZ1985]

Becca Durrans Theo Chris and callen

[@CamWilliamsonOfficial44]

I come back to this episode once a month because it’s a guaranteed laugh THE WHOLE TIME.

[@Lisa-sz5mn]

Bryan's straight man routine to give Chris air is simply outstanding....what a treat for the holidays!

[@magicjackm]

Gonna call Santa & tell him not to worry about presents this year, this is already the greatest gift

[@budhainme]

Amen brother!

[@buckashisensei]

Anyone: talks at any point of the podcast Chris: OOOPS INTERRUPTING Chris again: interrupts everyone

[@timdegraw1784]

Har har har. Such an original format too! You are a fount of new, original material

[@ericthomas7138]

This is when fighter and the kid was a really enjoyable show ...

[@amirali93p]

This whole episode was a JEWEL.

[@westonforced-last-name-dis3560]

JUUL*

[@edwinreyes8998]

The Moment Everybody Has Been Waiting For !!!!!!!!

[@truebabyben]

TRUE BABIES UNITE!!

[@truebabyben]

Oh and GANG GANG!!!!!!

[@almightysosa3007]

Ladies and gentleman this is the main event of the evening

[@liammorgans7329]

Theo ruined it

[@Raaaa10331]

@@liammorgans7329 y'know s'little 'bout comedy.

[@alexb8560]

Hard to believe that half this podcast had been canceled

[@standarsh8192]

When and why?

[@gabe1006]

@@standarsh8192 like Culturally Canceled

[@jarrettthomas4865]

islanti yea, KZbin

[@TheDuke4100]

@@jarrettthomas4865 no, advertisers

[@bigfacts3447]

Just watch Theo and Brendan throw subtle jabs at them the whole time you can see them both like at each other and just smirk the whole time

[@camclawson2613]

Bryan and Chris being the only ones to laugh at Bryan's embarrassment story says so much about their friendship lol

[@joski3607]

“A lot of people go bird when they meet brothers” -Muthafuggin Theo

[@benmikola]

What’s that mean?

[@KaninTuzi]

@@benmikola They become chicken (a bird) when they meet men of color (brothers)

[@LGRW313]

Charlie Andor it’s not about being a chicken it was just that he brought up the chicken to the men of color.

[@KaninTuzi]

@@LGRW313 Possibly a double entendre

[@aguzmnjr]

Charlie Andor Theo with some bars

[@michaelbland2924]

The energy between chris and theo was weird af but it added some character to the podcast 😂

[@crawdaddycruff9876]

Its because theo isn't funny somehow sitting in chris's arena

[@topsecret5110]

@@crawdaddycruff9876 bro, you're something else. Chris just has high, entertaining energy, and he's really funny. Theo literally has the potential to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. Like "one of the greats". He's so absurdly funny. He can put you out for a good 5 minutes. The energy was weird probably because they're in the same place in their careers and they're basically competing and they both have something to be insecure about towards eachother. Chris has higher and stronger energy than Theo, which makes Theo insecure. Theo's just funnier than Chris (and everyone really), which makes Chris insecure. I think that's it. I felt the weird energy too.

[@closealltabs7083]

Theo was genuinely getting pissed off with Chris turning his back on him. Chris seems to be intimidated by Theo.

[@mannyrobles7344]

lool

[@giggityeffyou]

Top Secret Who finds Delia funny? How old are you? I need to know... I never found him funny as a stand-up comic but he's okay on podcasts. All my friends agree he's not funny... His comedy is cheesy one liners that he yells out in a goofy way for laughs. I assume only young kids find that funny because every adult I know, thinks he sucks

[@dannydelao375]

“Lunch is over go sit by the window”

[@camcate1003]

26:17 Theo for sure puts gasoline on his hands so he can smell it throughout the day.

[@CDpets]

HAHA

[@Twhyte96]

The second Theo walked in this became the center of the silly universe

[@lamolambda8349]

Silly goose time my man

[@richardf1157]

I have never clicked a podcast so fast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@javilt1]

This is gold, Theo is so loose and chris is so literal it’s like a razor and a stress ball sittin on the same couch 😂😂😂😂

[@Akkarsollum]

Boris Gershfield guess what they would be perfect. They would make a fun chaotic show together.

[@str8todamoney]

@@Akkarsollum Nah. Their comedy doesn't vibe well off of eachother probably because they're two alphas. When Chris went on Theo's podcast he had to just tone himself down.

[@MrEL91N]

Javil Anisel Theo is way too uptight. His insecurity gets in his way constantly. Plus he’s threatened by Chris.

[@zillionx]

@@MrEL91N u probably the type that believed the whole #theogate

[@MrEL91N]

zillionx nah. The theogate thing was just a goof. Theo legit does have issues with chris. It’s gotten worse and worse. He definitely got offended when chris did his impression of him. Theo’s sensitive about when people make fun of white southern people. Especially if he feels like they’re trying to make it seem as if they are stupid or lesser than. Chris knows there is something there too which is why he made such a big deal about the turning his back to him thing. If they actually were totally cool he would of made a joke about it. But he knows he can’t do that with Theo cus him and Theo aren’t friends like that and Theo takes stuff too seriously. Which comes from a place of insecurity. Theo is pretty open about his battles with insecurity and having a clear idea of who he is as a man.

[@jhhd44]

I mean this shit could very easily be the single funniest podcast episode I've listened to 😭😭.

[@AustinKloud]

D’Elia looking like Hugh Jackman’s ghost of Christmas past

[@psychobeefsticker]

@1:14:48 watch and when they ask about snapchat lmfao!!!

[@loggedoff_247]

@@psychobeefsticker his soul left his body at that moment.

[@StarCityAudits]

@@loggedoff_247 HAHAHAHAHA !!