The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 360: Theo Von

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[@crisgarcia286]

" You look like a dude who works at Chevron that got stung by bees" lmao.😂

[@tbomber]

just hits the ground sprinting haha

[@nr.17]

Went from Nordstrom rack tire guy to bee stung Chevron dude. Theo is hilarious

[@ciscogomez4605]

I was dying when that happened!!

[@dekkerslade8303]

"Tom Barely"

[@JWitt30]

Cris G Dude I f'n lost it when he said that shit.

[@imBooostin]

" I have the heart of a lesbian and i'm coming to a city near you" lmao

[@Ohyouknowit]

“Michael Rappaport? He’s in the senior division.”😄😄😄

[@Culturedtuna1]

"the rat king and the bee sting" lmfao that will be the new name of the show when theo replaces callen.

[@connermcgillvray]

God damn sir you win predictions

[@thekingofcolumbus6146]

It's Google ppl he don't know a lot about a lot

[@Schmidhead]

Noone replaced anyone :)

[@dezinan4141]

Well this aged right

[@justincase5583]

This aged well

[@muddywaters6012]

"Where's your glasses at?"

[@lionsmanexx]

So funny seeing this now that Brenda wears his glasses

[@smokeyplays7183]

"You look like you been stung by bees"29:58 "You look like the Rat King" 31:00........Were a Great Idea was First Born over a Roast/pack session , love these two!! King and The Sting! EDIT: 1:01:51 "The Rat King And The Bee Sting" !!!!Gadoooshhh

[@jopo7996]

When Theo is holding that belt over his head, he looks like he just won best in show, possum division.

[@phoenixerrlybird3634]

Jo Po you out of funny punch lines homie? You falling off.

[@rufuswhite4208]

Jo Po I

[@ChuckTreble]

I hate comments that try to sound like the content we're watching. Walmart Aisle 12 over here.

[@TrenbolognaSARMich]

You sad, bruh.

[@dannyamos313]

Your pathetic

[@84khoward]

"Tony Hinchcliffe looks like he's run solely on bone marrow" LOLOL damn Theo

[@zovenom]

Every time he kept going in on him about the bee's, i was dying!!! You can tell it hurt Brendan a bit. LMAO!

[@michaelcorcoran3942]

Si

[@kiserschaus]

Get theo von on "hot ones" 🔥

[@22year-olddoomer24]

Done

[@jakeburns561]

I’m not sure you’re commenting on the right video/channel.

[@jesserains7633]

Check it out

[@sneakerhead2830]

“Dude what do i wear this with a crown?” 🤣🤣 I’m done

[@johnnie543]

Mauricio Quiros He ain't wrong!

[@mikhailantrovic9230]

24:54-25:04 “I could smell the milk, i could smell the skin, i could smell the nipple, i could smell the children, i could smell all the years of my buddy growin up.” -Theo Von 🤣🤣🤣

[@jayweiss4378]

Classic Theo 😂

[@mikepetersen9887]

The greatest monologue ever

[@highfunq2863]

im addicted to Theo

[@pelinalwhitestrake9777]

highfunq he’s a whole vibe

[@joshuaharris9372]

Get that hitter.

[@kylelaughlin4193]

who isn’t

[@JayyJay92]

Super gay..but I’ll cheers to that.

[@tacodaddy4309]

You gai boi boi. Get your life together

[@imnotjacob.]

😅 58:18 "You've almost been beaten into a couple of different ethnicities too from taking all those punches" Hahaha Theo is destroying Schuab's ego for us. GUEST OF THE YEAR.

[@matthewalkman386]

“I stay brown”. Lol

[@jeenyus720]

My favorite podcast The Beekeeper & The Rat King.

[@ImMaddod]

Kevin Rustles The Rat King & The Bee Sting

[@wwalkerproductions]

The adventure's of Ratboy & Beehive face

[@ryanmurdoch9360]

Brilliant

[@jeenyus720]

Jim Rustles I see you found another one of my top comments. Fasinating.

[@alexberg4029]

This comment aged well.

[@cheeesonator]

"your finishing move is the anaphylactic shock" LMAO

[@chulo113]

Rottweiler that got his shit together

[@Mannydamon]

Dali113 I had a Rottweiler mix dog. Good dog. Did get his shit together.

[@markfelix8868]

Mשממט ילקפא יןד דיןא אםעקאיקר?

[@michaelcorcoran3942]

Best line!

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Mark Felix Fukien alien writing

[@jamesrobinson5123]

Let's take a moment to appreciate Theo talking about the two naked people in the Michelangelo painting in the "16th chapel" 🤣🤣🤣

[@eddemania4676]

Seein Theo with that belt, he would make an amazing wrestler. He’s got a good enough build, good lookin dude, rockin 90s wwf mullet & he’d be killin them promos

[@tavog8150]

EddE Mania he'd be like a southern tycoon or something

[@iblamegravity1]

EddE Mania We already have Theo as a wrestler . . . . he's called The Miz! Lol

[@joebrooks9720]

EddE Mania he reminds me so much of Jeff hardy in the voice 😂😂

[@JarrenHunt]

I fucking hate pro wraslin but if Theo was on? Yo I'd watch him sweep the Rocks leg all day bruh. Von Vs Rousey dog. Gang gang.

[@chrisherrera228]

iblamegravity1 the miz is gay tho, theo is badass

[@banalityofevil3077]

26:00 Theo “You know that painting Michelangelo did?” Brendan “Yeah in the 16th chapel” lmao 😂 its the Sistine Chapel

[@cashhabits5420]

Well fuck you put me up on game I thought it was the 16th chapel

[@lionsmanexx]

So funny lol

[@rickystan1069]

Best guest

[@travisturner1186]

MVG

[@Dezy623]

Ever

[@sonnydortmund1513]

Na Rappaport and Sasso are a lot better

[@Dezy623]

@Sonny they don't even qualify, if you said D'elia that maybe but still Theo won

[@sonnydortmund1513]

Dezy XI I’m aware he won and he’s great. IMO Sasso, Rappaport AND D’elia are far better.

[@Heisenberg-dy6sy]

u can tell big brown n theo r friends because when theo riffs hes hilarious n brendan sets him up well...if they had a podcast id be a huge fan

[@gangstaflamingo]

ATXK very underrated comment. Straight facts

[@cheechwizard2798]

They now have their own podcast buddy if you hadn't already cane across it. King and The Sting it's called.

[@AdamSmith-de5oh]

It's the king and stinggggg talking about anythhhinnggggg.

[@philipvalley1914]

And now theo Has moved to Tennessee Rogan moved to Texas and Joey Diaz is BACK IN Jersey. Sheesh 2020 So Wack

[@notme6793]

Theo got that hittah.

[@dusty616l]

its the dark arts man

[@tavog8150]

Gang gang, onward.

[@nelsonhicks5402]

He be getting in there!

[@twrzenski]

Yves Massa you're gonna be hooked haha

[@mugshotmarley]

Damn, Theo just lobbing them opportunities and conversation strangler schwaub just strikes out.

[@barreldreamz7852]

these two are so funny together. their connection seems like they've been friends forever and their conversations are so easy flowing and silly unlike a lot of podcast that can seem forced awkward

[@markdelik6580]

Theo is absolutely hilarious! Thanks for having him on again. Dude could spit hilarious childhood stories for years! 4real!

[@erinring3280]

brendan: "the sistine chapel" theo: "yeah the *sixteenth chapel* " LMAO

[@twrzenski]

"Where's the honey, guy?" 😂😂😂

[@Lynxchillin08]

I've never heard of Twister being described as "bingo with your hands" 😂

[@supersyaz2871]

Hell yeahhhh!!! Guest of the year! Gotta get Theo on here at least once a month.

[@testmate6681]

that would be way too often tbh. quality > quantity in podcasts

[@notme6793]

Jay Pardoe nahh bruh, Theo is chill.

[@xcrayonsofchaosx]

Jay Pardoe Excuse yourself my dude, This Past Weekend gets two heavy doses of Theo a week and its still not enough

[@herecomesthecrimsonchin239]

Jay Pardoe theres guests like chris d elia im already sick of but theo i could listen to on tfatk once a week he's consistently hilarious

[@NotTheLarryDavid]

His studio is literally on the other side of the walk. If it were up to me, Theo would be there on every episode!

[@cfraley88]

This is the podcast that the king and the sting was conceived on.

[@dwightbowker7983]

The more I see Theo Von, the more I'm impressed by his developing craft. Congrats champ.

[@Therileyrileyriley]

2018 - Theo is the only guy with a mullet 2021 - Everyone has a mullet

[@dvr2838]

Thats what i was thinking 😂

[@steveswafen2528]

Couldn't click on the notifcation fast enough when I saw Theo Von

[@thlo4422]

Love how Chin is always lightly laughing in the backround whenever Theo is on

[@senyah]

jesus christ this episode. chin is laughing for like the first half hour non stop. guest of the year hands down again, Theo McGregor

[@tylerm71]

Redline except Theo is constantly defending that title lol

[@Barrystiffneck]

I am time traveler and I came back to these good old times

[@twrzenski]

Gang gang. Time to hear about how hangin' drywall is a gateway drug to doin meth.

[@dannyamos313]

Positive Vibes lol did Theo dry wall ?

[@twrzenski]

It was a reference to, i believe 2 podcasts ago. He said he didn't know a carpenter or someone that hangs drywall that also doesn't do meth haha i dont think he did it lol

[@justpettet3506]

its true as fuck

[@JarrenHunt]

Gang.

[@JarrenHunt]

Gang.

[@evandasilva5633]

“8s a strong number, it’s a little snowman” 😭😭

[@BadlyOrganisedGenius]

sixteenth chapel... they both agreed on that

[@tommys6596]

Badly Organised Geniuses lmao I love it, low iq ftw fuck Bryan 😂

[@braddy420]

Its sistine...js

[@tonyattardo9350]

With confidence too.

[@chrispetela8644]

Lol said same thing

[@alexandermuller8941]

Make Theo a permanent guest

[@slickrickdashooter5450]

Alexander Muller theo got his own podcast

[@joeeveryman9412]

Like andy on conan⚡🐧💥😂🎈🍺🐙⚡🍻

[@saucybaka4439]

You wouldn't be a guest if you are permanent, you would be a member. The key element to guests is that they are *temporary*

[@stonedwolf420]

Max Ferguson, Mike Payne

[@alberta4372]

Stoned Wolf tony Holloway

[@HeavensEchoUWEC]

I like how Brendan doesn't even correct him

[@tijuana_tony]

Who is Payne tho🤔

[@yng.collecta2599]

Tony Lobato mike perry

[@tijuana_tony]

Young LingoZlinga yeah I just didn't see the pattern max holoway Tony Ferguson mike Perry and payne??

[@BigShaneGillis]

25:55 “the sixteenth chapel” lmao it’s Sistine

[@fraggelz]

J Circ nerd

[@RichWil]

Yo Ben get off the Internet and practice your shot, we need you to step it up!

[@kjeezy2990]

Learn how to shoot your 3 bruh get off KZbin... is what I would say is this actually were Ben Simmons

[@composedbydyc]

What’s hilarious about it was they BOTH simultaneously said and agreed about ‘the 16th chapel’ and just kept going like they were really spittin knowledge 😂😂

[@jacechrisman8253]

D Dyer that’s the point of the joke lmao

[@Kakarot_32]

“Soy Cocaine”😂

[@leorubio6800]

Omg!!! Been watching pods And all these dudes for a while and never laughed as hard as I did on this episode!!!! Classic!!

[@Lamedvavnik]

They should get paulytoon to animate that bit about going to a swingers party in aqua socks and uggs 😂😂

[@imnotjacob.]

52:35 When talking about head trauma "you've probably already had it, you've probably got it built in after whatever happened to you" Hahahaha Theo is a savage joking about Brendan's CTE 😂

[@TheTaterTotP80]

I hope he doesn't actually have CTE. If he does it's fucked to joke about. It's awful and I sympathise with anyone that has it. Hope they get better.

[@ejdolo]

@@TheTaterTotP80 99% of former NFL players have it, some more than others. Brendan played both Football and MMA

[@MikeyMuse52]

Theo is the greatest.. I've never seen anyone else give Eddie Bravo such a great interview.

[@tijuana_tony]

Mikey MIV he just let Eddie freestyle. He didn't dismiss him or get angry at him like Rogan does

[@Siahxvii]

Check out bobby lee's little bro Steebee interview Eddie it's SOOOO good. kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4HNf6GNprl-gMU He also has one with Theo.

[@JAM-ec5gm]

Thanks Theo for showing love for JustKiddingNews & DavidSoComedy! I'm happy you were a guest on their show. The JK fandom (myself included) are so lucky that JK introduced us to you. You are definitely one of my favourite guests because you are mad hilarious! Hope to see you on their show again in the future :) Edit: LOL omg, I'm a Vietnamese female and I think you're awesome Theo! We aren't that weird to vibe with haha

[@Sheys73]

1:14 "you got to pull that sucker closer" - Joe Rogan

[@reyalecio3501]

“You can’t weigh 9 pounds and compete at heavyweight” -Theo Von

[@heathwerrett33]

Theo plus Big Brown = glory, please make a spin off podcast together. Bryan has his own time you did too outside of the TFATK family

[@mugshotmarley]

Heath Werrett I could watch Theo subtly (and obviously) jab at Schwaub all fuckin day! When Schwaub does catch on, the wittiest thing he can think of is "You look like a rat."

[@worldscollide2796]

Saw Theo-instantly watched

[@emailsucks28]

Wow got me laughing less than 1 minute into the podcast.

[@ripripley3696]

Email Sucks a Rottweiler who got his shit together lmao 😂

[@69sins]

Another hit! Theo's laugh is very contagious... No homo. Best guest ever!

[@danson1992]

All my homies watching this in prison lmao 🙌

[@Diesel1999]

"U look like baby wolves have been teething on your ears" lmao 🤣

[@alexmasaltsev4415]

THEO FUCKING VON

[@abadabamcyadadya7896]

Theo and Brendan's got some chemistry Breo.. Thendan

[@alsnow1049]

Abadaba McYadadya 😁👍

[@choppa988]

29:40 For the roast battle.

[@Zicwidit90]

28:25 or you're missing out on the greatest hairy butthole stories lmao

[@darrenXparker]

“You ever get people calling saying “You’re the worst comedian ever! Hack!” ... “Oh yeah, me either.” 😂

[@devindonaldson9407]

Well so much for going to sleep now. Onward...

[@readcastor2977]

D Devin1 onward

[@readcastor2977]

D Devin1 gang gang

[@hazbaska1]

"You ever go to someone that does hair" "Nuh uh" "That makes sense!" LOL

[@hasselbach19]

Didn't even make it 3 mins in and I was already dying 😂

[@matthewalkman386]

"Callens been going downhill bless his heart man... last time I saw him he looked like he just went to an early movie - looked like a senior."

[@andrewtregoning]

work at a chevron and got stung by some bees?? #andstill

[@Felipe-if3de]

“You’re drinking Fresca’s bro, what else were you doing”? Lmao 🤣😂

[@wombathijs4560]

theo is a gift

[@GeeNuh22]

🤣🤣🤣I can’t get enough man! Never a good idea to watch in the morning I don’t know how many times I had to take off my mascara an finally use waterproof.. 🤣

[@stuartbodnar31]

Thought you were gonna say take of your pants lol

[@thekingofcolumbus6146]

Put some of that on your vjay so i don't get you pregnant ... This time

[@espinozafn]

Theo Von, Chris Delia and Will Sasso are the best guest.

[@jlrockafella]

Richard Espinoza heavyweight division= Sasso. Middleweight division= Deliah. Lightweight division=Von.

[@nr.17]

He is but funny. Sasso's Trump impression from a couple years back on the show was hilarious

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

I'd add Bobby lee too

[@patrickorphey4690]

Dont be sad its over, be glad it happened. Thanks for all the laughs boys.

[@bretto3952]

He got that Dad Stick

[@joedelreal5378]

“The Rat King the Bee Sting!” Lol

[@rudymusic2065]

Theo never disappoints.

[@haydenhaddock8542]

Who wants a piece of the CHAMP?!?! 😂

[@TheAgentmigs]

These guys remind me of Bebop and Rocksteady from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hahahaaa

[@JoshuaMichael1122]

Agent Migs splinter/Theo

[@mikehuber8313]

“Looks like a strong jellyfish and that’s all he looks like” cmon Theo 😂😂😂

[@prakulrathnakar]

"You sound like a lonely dude on picnic bro" 😂

[@michaelwilliams9566]

This is probably one of my top 5 favorite podcasts of all time.

[@Loufit818]

“He would Gel his whole neck hair down “😂😂

[@codyabel4766]

30:22 KATS was born!

[@cashhabits6888]

Umm no rookie get your life together

[@Jesse_OG2VR]

I want to meet Theo Von! PLEASE COME TO GEORGIA OR I'LL SEND YOUR LAWYER A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER!

[@keeganfinkenbiner5675]

Are you milkin bee’s dude?😂😂 these two make me cry laughing😂

[@pread7491]

Crying laughing gang gang

[@ISOCZAR]

1:02:40 "idiot, do the news" Theo just roasts the hell out of him

[@Tmac56]

GET IN THERE!

[@taguefrizzell8718]

“The Rat King and His Brothel of Priuses” is literally one of the funniest things I ever heard

[@rickjames420]

3am? Nice to see Chin has his priorities straight. Dispose of the bodies before uploading TFATK.

[@BLUDSHOTiZ]

Theo doesn't have the only mullet, there's a kid at Kroger in union ky who's had solid rat swag for a minute.

[@nicholasgillispie6367]

The bee talk made me cry laughing 😂

[@staytruealexx]

I can smell all the years of my buddy growing up is wild 💀

[@machinegunjo31]

Lol Did they just call it the "Sixteenth" Chapel? Hilarious

[@thewettee9499]

Von is funnier podcaster than on stage my opinion and it’s a compliment

[@richardtoth4926]

30:10 The King & The Sting is born

[@jonhenderson33]

Hard pressed to find a pair with more chemistry than Brendan & Theo. They literally bring out the best in each other. I could listen to a 4 hr special of them just roasting 😂😂😂💯🙏💪☝️❤️

[@mcnell311]

“she is definitely losing some gum...yeah”. -theo 😀

[@marcelinesdad6223]

I think Brendan believes Theo’s stories 🤣

[@Jones-eq4bs]

Love how respectful Theo is to Chin man, RESPECK!

[@lhumbertogomez5180]

Ryan Jones hey what’s up Chin.!?

[@moose1290]

This is by far my favorite episode bring theo as much as possible

[@4raxx20]

Theo looks like a life long Truck Driver that delivers cat posts & baby lotion & Schuab looks like a alcoholic substitute teacher that eats way to much dairy products 😂

[@kurtbrowning9765]

You look like a guy who tries too hard and edits his posts

[@stevenmartinez872]

How many times did u write that out before you found the one you liked ?

[@closinginonclosure]

You tried so hard. Edited your comment and everything. Too bad it’s not funny in any way and just sounds like a comment someone makes in desperation to be funny but fails terribly. It’s definitely the most cringy failed comment I’ve seen in a while. Do yourself a favor and stay away from jokes. It’s not your thing. The crying laughing emoji is the cherry on top top. Saying something that isn’t funny and makes no sense and laughing at your own bad joke. Pathetic

[@eljefe114]

closinginonclosure damn y’all bullied that man

[@omejia9243]

I thought this was hilarious!

[@WinSomeKapeteni]

And on this day, KATS was born. R.I.P. 💯