The Filth of Fiverr

[@CallMeCarson]

the date at the beginning is wrong, please forgive me, it was AUGUST 25th and my IQ is low Also here's that montage: kzbin.info/www/bejne/amWqq4V5n65qhLM

[@pterodactyl9589]

CallMeCarson it’s ok My mom forgets my name

[@slowcg6914]

ily bro you ALWAYS make the best commentary out of everyone else out there keep up the good work

[@pko-fs7hc]

CallMeCarson ITS NOT OK. WE WILL ALL DIE!

[@phluphphieboi6793]

It ok cause he clearly likes it

[@alycia7601]

*hE cLeArLy LiKeS iT*

[@PandaPainal]

"They were not worthwhile purchases" The hell you talking about

[@ZyroShadowPony]

What about that postcard

[@PandaPainal]

@@ZyroShadowPony Texas exists in a separate dimension than that of Earth. It takes a while for mail to be delivered between the two realities.

[@ZyroShadowPony]

@@PandaPainal that explains why it takes a long time to get my amazon orders. Your dimension is super slow to bring things to mine

[@jacobbh3452]

@@ZyroShadowPony damn so thats why

[@soleil7218]

Panda Monium then why did i order something off of amazon if im 5000 fucking realities away?

[@devilgene7330]

Wacky duck hunter crying about a dead duck is just heartbreaking for real

[@somedot]

How are there no replies

[@gabr1elawesome]

*_He's vegan now as a retired duck hunter._*

[@jessie24031]

god did and he is absolutely proud

[@peterg6889]

I cried

[@itsthekyle8841]

Not really though because at the beginning “HI ITS ME, SANS UNDERTALE!”

[@notemmalee1331]

Who let Carson have access to this website

[@anormalpug7165]

The Feds

[@awerelia]

i don't know who did but i want them to give him access to it again

[@somebody3639]

@@awerelia As you wish... Wait... This isn't the F.B.I issued account.

[@Davidpoland2005]

and why the fuck no one loves anime?! why za warudo needs to be even more racist?!

[@kitt8132]

Racc.

[@compulsiveParadox]

7:11 i like how out of any megalovania out there, they picked the homestuck one

[@meemosteeno5121]

where we dropping 8oys?

[@henryrodrigues1733]

Sounds like a remix with Megalovania from Earthbound, Homestuck and Undertale

[@Phoenixesse]

When I watched the video with it I couldn't even focus on the Fortnite because of the flash it's from. All I could think about is Tavros/Jack Noir/anyone from Derse getting vibe checked by Vriska/Aradia/Jack Noir using a shitty gun and it somehow works and then they do the default dance right after.

[@sarcastform2220]

People of culture I see

[@clumpyalarm2279]

Ya, WHY NOT THE ORIGINAL? LIKE, the Earthbound hack??

[@dokebu]

Finally some fine investment

[@Agabalio]

Dokebu her? i´m very SURPRESO of this APARIÇÃO

[@desgracajogos]

Look só who está here in this caralho, the homem called Dokebu

[@NotSmartAmber]

Olá Apandah Br

[@minhocaloka727]

hoho look who is aqui nesse video

[@ian_wski7767]

My waifu is here

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

20 letters 1 apostrophe 4 spaces. Say it ans im all yours Hi it's me sans undertale

[@FishwicksREAL]

Hi it's me sans undertale 1234'567891011121314151617181920

[@BigBoris]

Out by the Water in Cape May those are numbers 😆 Please don’t pull a quick one and say “R/WOOOOOOOOSH RETARD” or some shit

[@fatinzamri432]

@@BigBoris technically numbers don't have an end so, yes, they are numbers

[@hammskie05]

More like one atrocity

[@cock6124]

Tf is an apostrophe

[@_s_9920]

Its so sad seeing Carson being the victim of domestic abuse, I wish his husband would stop knocking him around and get help, no wonder he turns to Fiverr to numb his pain

[@SophieNotSophie_]

Hi it's me other sans undertale

[@puhhx6476]

Feet.

[@jewelmine442]

Hi it's me, 3rd sans undertale

[@aisyar.p.3321]

Its me. sans homestuck

[@irodescence]

Hi fellow Sans Undertales. It is me, Sans Undertale.

[@jctdrivyztvubsf]

6:08 "Click that, Click that, Click that..." Carson: "Don't you live in the..." Love these guys😁😁

[@digi_edits]

Are you good champ!¿ lol

[@Ciel1820]

it's a me, sans undertale *prolonged laugh followed by gunshots*

[@rayshai]

Ciel1820 Nothing has ever caused me physical pain from laughing as much as that did

[@imbored05]

Im scared

[@somegoodsoup7008]

*BREAKES INTO TEARS*

[@8bitmatri]

I loved that bit

[@charlieboyunicorn5142]

Ciel1820 i fucking choked on air when i watched it

[@sironi5800]

legend has it that, carson never got his postcard.

[@rockypikmin4493]

Dude, tell me this is a joke

[@shield5760]

@@rockypikmin4493 oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck

[@inottropical6989]

Swaty thanks!

[@lilipngtavpsn2648]

Laughing so hard and it's just been 10 second

[@lilipngtavpsn2648]

Keep the good content Carson I like these video

[@indridmothman6178]

i really appreciate the usage of homestuck megalovania. slaps.

[@vr8652]

Its from the Earthbound Halloween Hack wdym?

[@lancestryker]

@@vr8652 nah bro its totally different

[@vr8652]

@@lancestryker dunno about that. Thwy sound pretry similar

[@lancestryker]

@@vr8652 smh. Go and take a listen EDIT: I have listened to the Halloween Hack Megalovania. The difference is that drums are calmer and it uses a different soundfont

[@echorotation]

@@spellcasterrrr Originally, yes. But it was also remixed for Homestuck.

[@drazzymazzy]

" hi it's sans undertale" best quote I heard all day thanks

[@sketta3984]

im glad they used the homestuck megalovania

[@razorsharp1371]

davepeta fans unite

[@2tired2p15]

It’s definitely the best one

[@mileshunter6978]

its the superior megalovania, thats why

[@clumpyalarm2279]

I'm not

[@sketta3984]

@@clumpyalarm2279 ok??

[@RenegadesReact]

this is sans undertale. this comment is spicy because i say so. also forknife is booty twash. that is all

[@shakejuunt]

Why did my wife leave me

[@sharktiger4919]

I found it Nick, I mean Nate.

[@J_dnvg]

Holy crap I cannot believe that KZbinr *Renegade Media Group [Check Mark]* is actually Sans UnderDeltaruneTale!

[@thecokeman6000]

P.

[@matthewparker3492]

Waste of time

[@MaskMan191]

The montage guy actually has some editing chops, very good at syncing action with music. He's likely doing this to fill his portfolio and make a little side cash.

[@levisamjuno]

I agree. It was quite enjoyable.

[@MaskMan191]

Wow Carson highlighted my comment! Thank you Carson, very cool!

[@MaskMan191]

No need to be a dick to me if you think the montage was sub par. He can probably edit video better than you can. I know I'd be beat.

[@dumbodonkus]

No it was pretty bad he just did swipe effects with no sync lmao

[@UNITC00K13D0UGH]

Also fucking Homestuck megalovania

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

Man, Sans has really fallen on hard times.

[@jackbudi]

Wow, I just subscribed to you and you are pretty cool. That’s it. Ok bye. Ye. I don’t know where I’m going with this.

[@somerandomdudewhowasteshis7675]

Or.... Bad times

[@giancarlos3295]

_”What was this is it like a graduation gift or something?”_

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

You're aren't. **epic backflip**

[@blankslate7491]

Your'e welcome *dabs*

[@image_not_uploaded]

Lets not forget about Le’4che

[@roofogato]

@@blankslate7491 Carlos carlos

[@pathetic_girl]

@@roofogato “I hate my name”

[@sodie6239]

excuse me duck hunt man was an *incredibly* worthwhile purchase what are you talking about

[@ne3333t]

I can't describe how intense my laughter was every time someone said "hi it's me, sans undertale"

[@ne3333t]

Wtf 74 likes what is wrong with you people

[@KingLoof]

lmao same

[@bat2564]

hi it's me, sans undertale

[@Tomivee03]

@@ne3333t soon 500🤷

[@aisyar.p.3321]

megalovania music is the version homestuck

[@flashed4life184]

This was hilarious. Keep doing what you’re doing man. Love the videos.

[@worm6757]

therapist: homestuck megalovania fortnite montage doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you homestuck megalovania fortnite montage:

[@kaelynnstallard4893]

First time I watched this I had not read Homestuck, today a came back and my heart DROPPED so fast

[@tacoboii4868]

@@kaelynnstallard4893 same exact thing happened to me, thought this was just some epic cover of megalovania

[@lulwsam864]

Avocado jpeg YES im in the comments rn because i got whiplash from the homestuck megalovania

[@worm6757]

@@lulwsam864 i wonder if carson even knows what homestuck is

[@lulwsam864]

Avocado jpeg hmmmm thats somethin to think about

[@manuelfontes4090]

7:10 I love how he made it with the megalovania from Homestuck instead of the megalovania from undertale

[@cooldudemcgee4457]

Undertale one better

[@manuelfontes4090]

@@cooldudemcgee4457 ok lol, I personally like the homestuck one better but that's just my opinion lol (edit: they were made by the same person)

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

🤓 :

[@fressh]

Carson is something going on at home? Do you want to talk about it?

[@nick4615]

no

[@30eeee]

Lol didn’t expect to see u here

[@TedNivison]

He doesn't want to talk about it. He's fine.

[@nick4615]

you have hot

[@sofialaya596]

it's me sans

[@ramennoodlesexe8390]

OH MY GOD IM IN THE VIDEO! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BUYING MY DRAWING

[@sk8terkek429]

Ma fren right there 😂

[@todi7412]

I gotta give it to you, while the request was pretty much a joke the picture was actually decent quality...

[@notafortnitedance1971]

I am loved tthats name

[@becky565]

Arrus Is Here *uncensored dick

[@sofialaya596]

You're my hero

[@equal2326]

5:03 Ah yes, the famous Gaza pyramids in Egypt

[@joshcorbett4787]

Stelum Palestine*

[@lxrd6659]

@@Stelum1000 little did u know we gave the place back

[@lxrd6659]

@@joshcorbett4787 PALASTINE YOUR ASS

[@Querez8504]

@@joshcorbett4787 Pretty sure that was the joke

[@trillgalaxy9436]

1k likes

[@NathanTheMan]

Carson: Don’t subscribe to JehBerDeh Ted: *changes name* checkmate

[@daydreamz618]

So much sans undertale and they still used vriska’s megalovania

[@xanatanuwu]

Bitch you beat me to it goddamn

[@splinterxoxo]

When you V r i s k a

[@snazzy9175]

*Someone call i_am_a_duckhead*

[@sidipopsicle]

this is exactly what i thought

[@thewigginacolyte5751]

Can’t believe someone else noticed

[@Uneveilable]

5:56 holy shit look at all those tabs

[@Hilling_Walsh]

there are people who can open 32 tab and record at the same time without lagging. and then there's me... who can't play roblox even with lowest quality... lik if u cri evrytim :,(

[@Uneveilable]

@@Hilling_Walsh can we get some hearts in chat for hilling walsh

[@Blacks4Trump2024]

I3 processor or better

[@radazzkle2654]

SoldLinik its cause they have good PCs

[@theorex8802]

SoldLink Tron instructions unclear please explain further more

[@krisbutler5235]

Do another one I've never laughed so hard before

[@humansadness3749]

carson looked absolutely terrified when ted tried to choke him.

[@lulwsam864]

Liane Fabre i’d be scared too if a 6’4 man broke into my house and tried to choke me LMFAOODOWO

[@humansadness3749]

@@lulwsam864 LMAO U RIGHT

[@BlockedIsNotAGoat]

so this is where all the youtube money has been going

[@yinyang1217]

oh

[@lubo1540]

Ye and nobody is disapointed

[@Jwrry1]

Yes

[@Ruinya]

it's a smart cycle. spend $25, get $300 in return

[@danlabss]

“Hey, its me, SANS UNDERTALE!” *epic gamer moments people*

[@1kangarookite]

“I can’t see the sun because of the pyramid. Take it down.” *The very next day* *Missles start firing at the pyramid*

[@mr.pumpkin1173]

8:18 im sad for this Australian guy look at his eye, he probably does this for living 😭😭😥

[@Aaronleoxy]

Sans undertale

[@onno2110]

Sans undertale

[@dirk1592]

Sans undertale

[@sugarpapaelmo2004]

Sans undertail

[@auliaakbar4197]

Sans undertsl

[@foo1284]

they used the homestuck vers. of megolovania for the fortnite montage I'm shaking

[@whosjoe6410]

same

[@greggggggggg]

sams undertale would NEVER say that

[@broblerone76]

Lmfao score for the whomstucks, vriska can finally reach god teir the right way

[@IHateMyChanneI]

Vriska hometale

[@zevo2437]

Fool

[@Vaakaja]

The fortnite montage had the Homestuck version of megalovania

[@hotrod_hornet]

Those absolute melons

[@logan1758]

Dreamy

[@mxtrashtm]

Vaska plays forkknife

[@doom5640]

MsTrash TM shut up **now**

[@30eeee]

Hydra I want to like this but it’s at 69

[@SmilingSpyware]

5:52 The amount of tabs this man has open physically hurts me My most liked comment is just me complaining about his internet life. Let's go gamers.

[@altersky4060]

Didn't notice that before, must be one hell of a pc

[@sleepingcity85]

Nah pretty normal stuff there.

[@powderedwater4742]

hes flexing his ram on us

[@emenova3553]

@@powderedwater4742 Meanwhile I operate a potato

[@colingznetwork781]

LoupMelon it’s just 3

[@bingus7367]

The dude on fiver used the homestuck version of megalovania.. This dude is a legend

[@samsupreme9296]

7:10 very tasteful use of homestucks megalovania. 8/8

[@friendlyfire3412]

%100 WORTH'S IT -One Of Carson's Fan

[@spore4ever91]

::::)

[@Ice_Barrier_Duelist]

You mean 10 out of 10, right?

[@laciblanchard3898]

Awww a axolotl

[@l_spagal7649]

@@Ice_Barrier_Duelist you do not get the refrance

[@brendandoherty6800]

My chest is in so much pain HI ITS ME SANS UNDERETALE

[@jedbuckley1257]

The fortnite montage has to be your new intro

[@hygienic_wig2507]

wHy iS it HoMeStuck

[@rockaxe3990]

JACK NOIR bad boi, worst friend

[@baconball37]

i did not come here expecting to hear homestuck megalovania

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

🤓 :

[@gamingkin4278]

actually lost my shit at "Demon clout"

[@lickmyballs420]

💩

[@m1a2abrams52]

The duck hunter was so funny i legit pissed myself

[@cihanduymaz866]

@@Chicabeebo how is he supposed to prove it?

[@atsundiunstrun9199]

fortnite dude: *uses homestuck meganolvania* entire. comment. section.: ZOMG IS THAT HOMESTUCK

[@aolarchive.3538]

oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck oh yes homestuck

[@pinkmira3567]

Oml

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[@doc_goodfeel]

@@uncomfortablyclose8481 you have way too much time on your hands.

[@uncomfortablyclose8481]

Either that or I know how to copy paste shit

[@McBehrer]

7:13 I like how you used MeGaLoVania instead of Megalovania

[@carrotcommunist9216]

Yeah it's the best version

[@GoldenPenHD]

That was the best Fortnite montage ever

[@Ribbons0121R121]

carson's very cool montage

[@DJ_AwesomeSauce]

It used Megalovania from Homestuck!

[@slavaleks9027]

It actually wasn't bad considering they were all clips of him dying

[@Ghetto-Man-20]

The Derp Chaos Low-key

[@Rags-vh9wc]

@@DJ_AwesomeSauce Vriska kills tavros in fortnite (2009 4,13)

[@ftresha]

He clearly likes it!

[@neptunes_]

indede he does

[@phillipec]

Oof

[@adduer8045]

Hi I'm sans undertale

[@aidantox]

Fingers 57 he clearly likes it!!

[@ftresha]

When will Carson like?

[@JuanZeTacoMan]

Just came across your channel today. Watched 15+ videos straight and laughed my arse off at every single 1, u r the only person to make me properly laugh on yt, so awesome job dude keep it up i cant wait for more videos

[@IgnasSRL]

completely same experience, it's like soothouse but edgy

[@storm-chan2835]

Good 4 u M8, I've been on this channel for a while

[@inkryptedios5013]

Same

[@crypt0niac]

same here m8, every video makes me cry from laughter, his channel its like drugs, but good ones XD

[@Force05289]

Just wonder who song the top ramen cover plz send link I want her to sing the fortnite song

[@Navdaguat]

God this was my favorite video of his I can never see it the same way again...

[@raymondthegreatest]

tbh, idrc anymore I just miss him

[@LukaVods]

I can

[@buttlicker1251]

he kinda didnt do anything wrong ?????

[@angelmars0087]

@@buttlicker1251 it was sketchy since it was a fan so the dynamic is kinda weird, but other than I that I 100% agree with you, he didn't deserve to have all this hate channeled towards him

[@Navdaguat]

We back wit this shit

[@Versaucey]

6:28 Seeing Shrek smooching Steve makes uncomfortable yet aroused.

[@ftresha]

ok

[@lolihavenoclue5107]

Ok

[@Ribbons0121R121]

what the fuck

[@Uhg56]

Ok

[@drakevsgames4844]

I have mixed feelings about it

[@akaliotp6766]

I died when he missed the basketball shot 😂

[@NikoPancakes]

I died when he default danced after he missed the shot XD

[@kalebwhite5886]

Yummy_Squirtss ayyyy, another osu player

[@crome2021]

4:56 "I need you to help me kill a gay stand-wielding vampire"

[@rain-dg6py]

dio brando would like to know your location

[@technoalchemist4402]

For a split second I thought you were talking about Kanaya.

[@alimothana9694]

Crome Za warudo

[@prodpoob]

Jotaro?

[@ryderruah9180]

Some hours later: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@BlueCatarex]

I heard that guitar shred, and thought "Is that...? No, it can't be." But then I heard the hi-hat, and I almost lost my mind. I wonder if the guy that made that montage used the [S] Wake version on purpose...

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

god i hope not

[@grahamcaldwell5492]

7:23 ah yes, the Homestuck megalovania. you can tell we're dealing with a professional

[@Why_It]

I haven't laughed as hard as I did for the Duck Hunter in a long while. Thanks, Carson.

[@levisfranklin]

Hounoru same I couldn’t stop laughing. I need this guy to say more stupid meme related things.

[@Dr4g0n10]

the people that did those orders seem so genuine it's adorable. good job to all of them

[@asthmaticfish]

This isn’t filth, this is the pinnacle of greatness

[@snowyphoenix9183]

Lv. 1 priest: *obtains demon clout* *levels up* Lv.69 shaman healer: imma make you pump like that

[@tylerh.4422]

The Sans voice was worth more than $15 premium. His voice belongs in a museum for future generations to become jealous that they weren’t born in this glorious time.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

hi it's me sans undertale

[@velociraptor7735]

I started crying during the “fortnite and talk” bit

[@dexthrw]

Logan Hale me too man, it made me question my masculinity and I got really sad

[@reecejump776]

7:10 I JUST NOTICED THEY USED THE HOMESTUCK MEGALOVANIA WH-

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

shut up.........now..........

[@benshapiro2403]

Carson: plays megalovania from homestruck Everyone who knows what homestruck is: fInAlLy, A mAn Of CuLtUrE

[@littlehaworthia1952]

homestruck

[@basderfujoshi4797]

Homestuck

[@pillgrimm]

@Clara Cruz very poorly written and poorly drawn comic from the mid 2000s that people related with because the characters are emo trash

[@Extreme11]

Pill Grimm but what’s Homestruck

[@peerie]

Homestuck

[@daman4u335]

That outro It’s kinda hot

[@dropofthebass5625]

What do you mean "kinda"

[@poggerinreal]

u bettr b talkin about the hs part

[@JetstreamKody]

Thats hot

[@blanksequence8150]

What is the outro from?

[@dreamcatcher4202]

My buddy Jay Swoohoo got himself some *_DEMON CLOUT._*

[@anyalaASMR]

god that part made me laugh so hard, ted’s delivery is spot on

[@matthewc5747]

6:15 This is my favourite part. I LOVE IT.

[@ignisbarron6981]

using the superior megalovania i see

[@carlos-zy7vx]

Homestuck? In 2018?

[@croncherss]

@@carlos-zy7vx its more likely than you think!

[@thestickopia4619]

Yes I prefer it as well

[@timeAmbassador]

Best megalovania ever. But mixed with fortnite it makes me want to die

[@timeAmbassador]

@Indie Plex also, fuck you, homestuck isnt shit at all

[@caretakercat7176]

I just realized that megalovania was the homestuck's megalovania

[@evilman000]

The best thing about Carson’s very cool montage is he used the earthbound Halloween hack version of megalovania

[@JordanTruesdellYo]

it was the homestuck version

[@evilman000]

My bad

[@anchigaming]

That cry tho

[@Ribbons0121R121]

its the worst cry preformance ive ever seen

[@beavis4664]

i hope you guys know that someone accidentally used the homestuck version of megolovania for the fortnite montage

[@floofmallow5048]

I don't think that was an accident

[@azealot-aka-azz]

How do you know it was accidental?

[@ire5685]

Accidently? It’s the better version

[@uwuimfandomtrash9566]

I love how they used the homestuck version of megalovania

[@timeAmbassador]

I fucking loved it too

[@doubleoof7907]

3:25 Doomslayer had to open up a fiverr after the Financial Crisis of 2008

[@skipper2888]

Top ten animes where the main character transforms the world into very cool fortnite montage

[@andreconleche]

Carson: *publishes video September 3rd* Also Carson: “on October 25th..”

[@WickedTester176]

You don’t get it buddy

[@andrewtran8535]

walter

[@whawiz]

1025

[@JoseSanchez-dr2ld]

8:47 I kinda feel bad for the guy for some reason

[@Cxsmic_Lxve]

Same

[@honey-bun3976]

why?

[@USRM1810]

He died sadly

[@candeid3424]

@@USRM1810 WHAT

[@mihailnikolovski]

@@USRM1810 INFO PLEASE

[@jakeariel3974]

Ah yes Homestuck *I totally knows that* *Smiles in sans*

[@riiverstyxx]

7:10 I immediately knew this was homestuck megalovania

[@garytv4235]

Spend money M a k e m o n e y Repeat now you are a rich youtuber

[@TedNivison]

What a load of bologna!

[@pasxidhs627]

I bless your day

[@Garvity69420]

I cant believe I never watched this channel. This is comedy gold

[@TheLenesco]

*''Not Sponsored by Undertale''*

[@proxybum8895]

*also not sponsored by fiverr*

[@lazergurka-smerlin6561]

*Sponsered by SANS UNDERTALE*

[@proxybum8895]

*sponsored by the undertale fandom*

[@Pedroukukuk]

9:06 He must be strangling a small Mongolian child...

[@connormathias9206]

The Duck Dynasty Hunter broke down crying, and I broke down laughing. You should waste more money for my amusement. I'm going to repeat this video until I stop laughing so I can complain about how there's nothing entertaining anymore.

[@ramendoodles7150]

Why did I laugh so much when the guy started to choke the invisible duck

[@edrreal]

I like how none of them knew the song at the fortnite montage until it did the signature melody lmao

[@GoldenPenHD]

By filth, do you mean greatness?

[@CallMeCarson]

of course

[@domesticatedbendy7984]

OMG ITS HIM

[@ignitedboi7182]

What to say to your girlfriend to get in love whit you Me: *Im Sans undertale*

[@justanotherchannel117]

Song: *has homestuck* Homestuck fans: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

truth

[@crickey2399]

Hi, its me. Vriska homestuck

[@impfreak]

vriska undertale and sans homestuck

[@horrorterrorharvey]

I thought that was the homestuck version playing lol

[@twinpigeons7661]

:o)

[@breadbug6101]

It is

[@mohawk4759]

homestuck sucks

[@its_jake_michael4791]

Funny story, I came into a party on Xbox and I said, hi I'm sans undertale and we had a while conversation that resorted to someone crying

[@busycrayfish259-videogamew4]

how

[@its_jake_michael4791]

Long story

[@justsomedumbstuff5410]

ThatOneGuy 2016 tell it.

[@spaghetti7929]

huh...

[@cathie1417]

Your profile pic made me cry...

[@pistachio_stick]

Undertale megalovania: Daniel Homestuck megalovania: The Cooler Daniel Edit: Homestuck megalovania still claps more than ssbu megalovania fight me

[@shinespark2175]

Nice one.

[@pistachio_stick]

Pill Grimm gladly

[@Sn00zeYYYY]

Is you are have stupid

[@standingontheshouldersofgi5876]

Homestuck sucks

[@pistachio_stick]

Mumkey Jones i know right? I unironically agree with you

[@ruiyran9128]

Carson made the transition screen a fire cause he’s burning cash🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewdarrell4970]

The power of capitalism. Could communism do this? I think not.

[@potatogamer1877]

T a i w a n ?

[@potatogamer1877]

@Not you Taiwan real china

[@Tesco_]

*Soviet anthem plays*

[@debbiesabine371]

*the fat controller laughed, "you were wrong."*

[@xanatanuwu]

Yeah, fiverr is literally doing what people would do without the need for money from work. You could do what you want for other people because you like doing that thing. Capitalism kills art, it only values things that are financially profitable, so where is there room for freely expressed, organic, honest creativity?

[@adamgarcia8159]

i was watching fish porn, i saw this notification then i clicked. this better be worth it.

[@rito4087]

10k subs without a vid? I was watching fish scat hentai

[@Mr.Price1200]

What kind

[@madden8021]

Attention all CallMeCarson Fans. Carson is in danger from the cringe of Fiverr and he needs your help! He needs more money to give these people to do what they say by Carson's command. To help him? All he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back and expiration month and date. But, you gotta be quick so he can continue making these videos and exposing for what Fiverr really is or else, these videos won't continue his goal.

[@savycenter]

madden8021 75588, 738, 9/5

[@Yikea2]

Oh hell yeah, i'm going to pick the numbers. Wait.

[@max1millyohyeahyeah17]

96654, 465 1/13/19

[@messiahsflame]

78789 835 6/10/19

[@pathetic_girl]

1234-5678-9012-3456 CVV: 123 Expiration Date: 12/9999

[@vpnshejz]

3:59 Is nobody gonna talk about that laugh 😂😂

[@whiteblacknight3781]

It was epic

[@PhilDrinksWater]

I come check that part everyday, I just fucking love the intonation of ted voice 😂

[@choppalocka5340]

Lol😅😅😅😅😅

[@RDM606]

That fortnite montage had homestuck in it *reports video*

[@davespwite]

your icon is fucking gamzee do you report yourself

[@skullcrushxx]

im actually s h o o k

[@splinterxoxo]

It's faygo clown s h i t

[@queen_otaku9522]

I love you gamzee❤

[@ducktales7315]

:o) Honk me daddy :o)