The Final Clinton vs. Trump Debate: The Daily Show

[@Mfh4907]

"That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." Somewhere far away, in a distant galaxy, Jon Stewart wipes a tear whispering: "I'm proud of you Trevor"

[@TheBrianJ]

It's amazing to see how perfect in the role Trevor Noah is now, compared to when he first started as host and you could tell he was nervous and still trying to find his voice.

[@JoelYancey]

I had exactly the same thought when I heard that!

[@roryokane5907]

Jon Stewart da real Obi-Wan-Kenobi.

[@A719a]

TheBrianJ He started out great, and now he's even better "I never imagined that I would have two things, an indoor toilet, and a job as host of The Daily Show. And now I have both. And I'm comfortable with one of them" 😂

[@JoelYancey]

Imagine how tough it would be to follow an act like Stewart... Trevor Noah really impressed me.

[@MsGrapeNehi]

"To be fair, Trump thinks all women are puppets. That's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." Did anyone else go "OOOHHHHH!!" out loud at that?

[@emeraldkat2167]

Yeah and at 1 am and sitting on my back porch, I may have woken a couple neighbors... oops! haha!

[@vetonrecica5558]

What-If Machine I did.

[@kimdanielthorkildsen7659]

I almost chocked on my drink when I heard it

[@DominantColors]

You mean like the entire audience? Did you watch the clip?

[@alexmaninga5447]

I definitely did! Trevor is a savage.

[@iamdokTrin]

"You're the puppet! No, YOU'RE the puppet!...Truthfully Donald Trump thinks all women are puppets and that's why he's always trying to stick his hand up them." *just fell off my chair and my side's hurting from laughing*

[@Taxrenn93]

Oh my God I just noticed what Hillary did throughout these debates. In the first she wore red, in the second she wore blue, and in the third she wore white. A bit on the nose, don't you think, Hillary?

[@genessab]

Taxrenn93 I liked it, they were all pretty dresses and the flag metaphor is on point :p

[@tonfiselier1818]

Taxrenn93 Well spotted. Trump did the same thing with his ties (second debate blue with white stripes).

[@maurice4348]

if you only just noticed now it wasnt that on the nose was it?

[@andrewowens92]

Taxrenn93, also no flag pin in all the debates

[@chrish1857]

Taxrenn93 The same colors as...Russia's flag

[@SeansPiano]

1000 views in 5 minutes? This video is RIGGED!!!

[@soapy_squidie]

Sean's Piano your comment is RIGGED! lol

[@tygk4741]

Sean's Piano, I like your videos.

[@teamvalor2018]

YJ very creative...

[@davemathewsrocks]

LOL

[@orimahn3523]

Sean's Piano is rigged, the black keys are missing. Jokes.

[@elimartin3982]

Wow, that comment about him not excepting the election results really didn’t age well

[@guguy00]

Actually, it aged perfectly. I mean, he literally revealed his disdane for the democratic process if he didn't win (and somehow he won the election), so it aged incredibly well.

[@Hirnlego999]

@@guguy00 Yes, and he's still the same, or rather, possibly worse

[@supershinigami1]

She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.

[@youthought5488]

says who?

[@supershinigami1]

When it touches the wrong hole common sense

[@TeamHeroTv]

lol paid Hillary bot, trump wins... next 3 days "hillary hillary hillary".... oh hillary won. Its stupid propaganda

[@peterj.rosario5310]

anyone with a functional brain

[@youthought5488]

supershinigami1 joke went over your head

[@Ryvucz]

",,,all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones".... There are good drug lords?

[@Regiochamp]

Seth Rollin's Gap yeah sure. but that's not what trump meant.

[@SLMAHKMY87]

Seth Rollin's Gap just because u give money to the poor yet kill innocent ppl for your own cause doesn't justify u as a good person my freind

[@betholson2199]

Ryvucz

[@DuragAllDay]

Seth Rollin's Gap They need treatment.

[@ATLsF1N3ST91]

No, he didn't kill innocent people with JUST DRUGS, he also killed innocent people with car bombs, public shoot outs, and killing police officers...

[@AmeeliaK]

I start to understand why Jon Stewart chose Trevor Noah to replace him. He's getting better and better.

[@oldchicken2]

Ameelia K still not very good though

[@ranaosman1393]

Running on Empty Neither was Jon during his first few years

[@Violinist265]

Good choice 💖👏🏻👍🏻

[@baswdc2165]

@@garyark1291 I'm sorry, you watch the Daily Show to learn? I don't think you're watching the show for the right reasons.

[@AlexDeLarge1]

Gary Ark I wouldn’t expect John Oliver to be as funny, since his comedy comes more from pointing out the absolute absurdity and bizarre contradictions in our political system, and other countries’ political systems. John Oliver is great if you like laughing at the existential fact that we are fucked.

[@plcthelegacy4131]

He said The emmys were rigged. "Should have gotten it." I swear, if I didn't know him, I'd call him a smart @ss.

[@mr.lucario1525]

he almost seems like a living SNL impression

[@Drace90]

In reality he's just an ass.

[@jwitherspoon8885]

I died. I didn't watch the debate and it caught me way off guard.

[@SabiFu]

I'm sorry, is there a joke hidden somewhere in that phrase? I'm not a native.

[@Drace90]

SabishiiFury No, it's simply ridiculous. Hilary critisizes him for calling every decision that doesn't benefit him "rigged". That's his go to-excuse. Like when he didn't get that emmy. And he wants to tell us that this is not true, by saying he "should have gotten it". Way to prove Hillarys point, Trump!

[@Shady_Fungus]

Calling it now. If Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong.

[@edwinplayer]

he's gonna ask god for his/her/its birth certificate.

[@sweetjaysus4507]

i think tumblr would like thank you for not assuming god's gender

[@ChernobyLime]

"Calling it now. When Trump becomes president he's gonna run for god next. The man thinks he can do no wrong." FTFY

[@grizzTX]

ChernobyLime uh, no

[@crazycutz8072]

run for God og Good.. ? :D

[@Soluchi-InfiniteCoCreatorGod]

I actually hesitated to click the "delete the internet" button. Lol.

[@15yearoldguitarguy56]

@Zzzzeyd XDXD

[@Muk1R1]

This just in : The bathrooms in Trump towers will hence forth be renamed - #Nastywoman" and #Badhombres

[@TheJeweledBird]

Lol!

[@seeamerica1]

Breaking news: In retaliation for Trump's anti-media remarks, the media has secretly programmed all of the Trump toilet bowls to make a sniffling sound after flushing

[@flaggerify]

You stole that from George Takei. :-P

[@cachetona4794]

IM CRYING LMAO

[@dandy3082]

Muk1R1 From now on deleting your emails will be called taking a CrookedHillary.

[@timgersh6787]

do not take a shot every time trump says something stupid or you liver will shut down

[@chrismartindale9737]

You'd be passed out in 5 minutes.

[@Xaphnir]

tim gersh I had a beer and took a drink every time either one said something dumb. I finished it in about 5 minutes.

[@tenorsaxophone2012]

Chris Martindale 5 mins is an optimistic number

[@unknownsample4801]

you would be dead before the trump decided to run for president.

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

tim gersh I think we all put a moratorium on drinking games based on the debate.

[@AlexDeLarge1]

Who else clicks the DELETE INTERNET button on the off chance that it will actually work this time?

[@rjmramos1534]

This would be the rebirth of Media Seriuousity and democracy

[@RyanHellyer]

The "Delete Internet" button is broken.

[@EricBurbeck]

hahaha, this really made my morning. thanks, ryan hellyer!

[@bobbyde_pressed4023]

It's alright. Vote for Trump. He did say he wanted to "shut down" the internet a while back. Let him do that and the rest of the world won't need to see his bullshit.

[@RyanHellyer]

Perhaps they should replace the "Delete Internet" button with a "Delete Trump" button.

[@eli6474]

Vote Jill Stein for Freedom of Speech. Jill Stein was arrested for trying to assert her constitutional right of freedom of speech during the 2012 debates controlled and run by the Democrats and Republicans. The same parties that decided this would be the end of open debates after Jesse Ventura rose from 9% in the polls on labor day, to be the governor of Minnesota 60 days later, thank you tyt interviews. If Jill Stein were to have access to determine how we spend our military budget I guarantee we wouldn't have had 2.8 trillion dollars lost in accounting errors during one quarter of the 2015 military budget. Since 1996, the first year congress required a military audit 8.5 trillion dollars has gone unaccounted for. This is why I am supporting Jill Stein who calls for an immediate end to all non essential military spending. She says climate change is a world war 3 level threat and between 97 and 99% of our scientists agree. During this past Summer over 100 people died from heat exhaustion in one month in the middle east, all because the temperature didn't fall below 100degrees and the poor don't have access to air conditioning. And India admitted all but the end of its preventative measures towards climate change when they decided to triple oil and coal production. We need to worry more about the issues Collin Kapernick was protesting. It's the pointless killing of innocent civilians that he is protesting, not the flag itself and the veterans who faught for it. It's the innocent killings of Philando Castile, Tamir Rice, and the other, (reportedly, probably higher) 102 unarmed black people that were killed by police in 2015, at 5 times the rate of whites. It's a fact that over a third of all unarmed people who were killed in 2015 were black(37%) and yet they comprise only 13% of the population. It's a fact that in 2008 the United States had 12000 gun related homicides where as Japan had 11 total, not eleven thousand, 11. In 2015 we had 375 mass shootings and 41 police officers lost their lives defending our flag that is supposed to represent our country and our independence.We have a problem in the United States and it isn't someone kneeling for a song or not thinking highly enough of a flag. It's people not thinking highly enough about people or there lives.And for the record he didn't get to be the starting quarterback because he protested this way, but at least he got people talking about it. That part was my opinion btw, I think he is a very talented athlete. And if anyone disagrees that we have a problem with police shootings, I urge you to consider that hundreds of unarmed Americans of every race and ethnicity that were killed by police outnumber the number of police officers killed in the line of duty by over ten fold. The number of invaluable lives lost in the line of duty by police officers during 2015 was 130. If that is unclear the number of police fatalities in 2015 were 130 and 42 of those from gun shot. My neighbor and longtime police chief from my hometown past away in a similar manner as those 42, when he tragically decided to take his own life. I hope people can understand that life is more important than any one moment, so why in one split second, one moment, can it be so easy for someone to say I give up and one moment later, one loud gunshot later, it's all over. It's too hard to make the right decision every second of every day, and that's why I urge people to think about that before they make a decision they can never take back. This is why I support Jill Stein, free speech, and the constitution. 10 years ago the ruling party of Greece was polling at 4%, for the green party to remain a party, they are required by law to run a candidate.It is a crime that is being committed by our political system and our founding fathers said it so when they said no two party political system could be successful and everlasting. In Minnesota, when Jesse Ventura was allowed in the debates after labor day, polling at about 9% he was able to be elected governor 60 days later. This is why Jill Stein is not allowed in the debates that are controlled by the Democrats and Republicans who decided you need to be more popular, polling at 15%, to get in the debates. Now tell me this, would Jesse Ventura ever have been elected if he hadn't been in the debates. Stein had it right when she said, I'm paraphrasing, Hillary is possibly worse for the country than any one else because she says we have to maintain our no fly zone in syria, which means were going to war with Russia, according to crooked Hillary. Hillary was corrupted and is corrupted by money and hasn't provided me enough evidence that she serves Christ above the God of money, for which she sold her life away to try and serve. However, Trump doesn't understand why we can't use nukes and why we can't default on our debts. This is a grey area for me, I just know that what I heard from Trump, he says we need to kill the families of terrorists and torture even if it doesn't work. We need an intelligent leader who has the heart I believe trump has deep down. A vote for Stein is a vote for the people, for freedom, and everything our constitution and country stand for. It's what our founding fathers said, no two system political party would ever be successful and everlasting. That's why we can get an amendment through wolfpac to get money out of politics through state conventions and petition signatures. If Hillary is elected, we lose our constitutional rights. So please if you agree, or not, like and share this, for me or for the benefit it might bring to the victims of these atrocities. And please, if you read this, please read the comments and understand we're all the victims.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

That would be pointless. Delete him, another creature from the bowels of rotting American capitalism will arise. Clinton is the shiny plastic face of the continued scam...better than Trump, but then almost anything is. The system produces these wretched liars. The system must be deleted.

[@mutopis]

Did Trump just uttered the word "sorry" to Monica's answering machine? Must be fake.

[@alexiatr]

mutopis wait a minute... you're right, he would not have given Monica a six either.

[@superpantman]

mutopis *rigged

[@waliyatv5169]

mutopis and

[@aristotlelocke4598]

Clinton is a Liar and the Campaign is corrupt. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. The way in which the Clinton campaign has been run is nothing short the Institutional Corruption. Every notice the unfunny snarky comedians all tell the exact same Trump bashing jokes... crescendo-ing as we get to election date. FUCK CNN, FUCK MSNBC, FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FUCK THE HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN

[@aristotlelocke4598]

Fuck this guy for telling American's how to run an election. This guy sucks and is bottom of barrel compared to the talent that was born out of Liberal John Stewart school of comedy. Unfunny, snarky and kind of a snobbish ass.

[@timmysinvestments3110]

Do you want my opinion on this? I will keep you in suspense.

[@classytmc]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

[@awesomeguy9573]

LMAO W

[@dhartmahmed50]

Do you want my opinion on this comment? Keeep going. I got something huge for you! THE GREAT WALL OF MEXIMERICA __________________________________________________________________________ You got past!? Well I've had my tic-tacs, so here is my answer I will keep you in suspense

[@wesleyem3]

Dhart M Ahmed You are a genius my friend. 😂

[@dallynmatheson3609]

Hostile Hero

[@familyaccount6491]

I love Trevor's African accent.

[@Arvisgrt]

he makes a face that goes with it too which makes it extra funny

[@welliguess3476]

Chad Aoun **South African

[@TheMoviePlanet]

No he means the accent he puts on when impersonating a stereotypical African

[@Codiliabra]

I love his actual South African accent and his impersonation of a "typical" African. But I adore his Nelson Mandela accent.

[@Igbomayor]

his accent is south African. all african have different accent depending on what region you come from in africa.

[@sfishy5540]

I love how Trevor left South Africa but took South Africa's political maturity with him

[@claywilson6149]

Oh God!! I'm South African ...and I have to agree. BUT...If you guys knew the scandalous bullshit happening in our country right now..your election would be like a kiddy's television show . Sorry but we got liars ,murderers and thieves grandstanding at a colossal scale. The lies flow like sour milk. Trevor would not get away with half the shit he can say there by you guys . No man ..down here we love our great president Jacob Zuma and everythings just peachy . You didn't hear from me and I wasn't here.

[@Drace90]

Does America really get to call other countries politics immature at the moment?

[@pjreed9136]

shaun kearley so Trevor can't make a mockery of our political system, but Trump can?

[@liberallarry847]

i thought he was being sincere

[@ohbbyilikeitrawr]

Clay Wilson between trump and Hillary they tick all boxes of liars, thieves, murderers.

[@TessaLeigh]

Trump did just go full-blown crazy. Damn. Thought he may have actually learned something from the previous two debates. Nope. Still effing cray cray.

[@rodney9925]

What Trump is saying is true and I've checked.

[@joshuamartyn3987]

Rodney yeah your actually right there's no guarantee that Russia did anything

[@Theproclaimed]

Rodney he lies in every speech

[@gordypatsgordypats5380]

uk here Trump was awful.

[@diarmuidmarsden7752]

Gordypats Gordypats Yup. Watched it live till 3am.

[@MasterPpv]

Gordypats Gordypats US here. We know.

[@diarmuidmarsden7752]

***** the fuck is that supposed to mean?

[@davebuchan81]

+The GoatYou what? There are only about 5% Muslims here, and we basically get along fine.No new laws only for them, no "no go areas".UK politics isn't better in principle, we have awful cunts too. Just nothing to do with Islam.

[@gordypatsgordypats5380]

The Goat goat youre gonna love this.95percent of expat yanks over here wont vote for Trump.. lm a Brit, by the way and but can see why.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

7:10-7:37 LMFAOO, the puppets bit had me in tears xDD

[@IatAS]

it was like listening to my grandparrents fight :D

[@RIXRADvidz]

and now you know why you need to vote out the current Congress and put new, young people into those seats. it's all your Grandpa and a couple of useless grandmas taking up air and water in the Capital Dome in Washington DC. Vote. Give Yourself The Government You Deserve, one that works for You and not to the Highest Bidder.

[@TheBraunMachine2011]

Kris Cros lmao yeah it was xDD

[@davidhix8134]

TheBraunMachine2011 I lost my breath I rolled in the floor

[@insomania87]

10:16 "did he really just dismiss democracy???" 2022: well... yeah

[@FishCakeIce]

It sounded like Trump actually said "hambres" (he mispronounced) which is, like, the plural of the adjective hungry? My gringo friend made the opposite mistake and was trying to pick up the waitress in a restaurant and instead of saying "Yo tengo hambre," (I have hunger) he said "Yo tengo hombre," (I have a man.) Yeah, he didn't get laid.

[@mitchgarner4455]

Unicorn-Town-Going-Down This is the best thing I've seen all night jajaja

[@LeafHuntress]

for bad hambres #tacotrucksoneverycorner

[@bamfasaurusrex]

1) Sounds like your friend dodged a bullet there, didn't he! 2)Get out of my country.

[@FishCakeIce]

bamfasaurusrex Wow XD I was born here, so this is my country too, hombre. :)

[@FishCakeIce]

I mean, unless you live in New Zealand or something.. in which case I've never been so there's not point telling me to leave...

[@BiohazardBunney]

"Well that's because he'd rather have a puppet as president" DAMN.

[@EdgarMartinez-pd2rt]

THIS COMMENT SECTION IS RIGGED

[@tails512]

I suspect Trump meant "bad hombres", but he said "bad hambres". Looks like Trump is planning to address the bad hungers in the US.

[@mikecraig2062]

tails512 I thought he said bad Harambe's

[@ianvonpechmann3745]

I don't understand how anyone can vote for trump after his measly performance in this debate. He barely answered the questions that were being asked, he never gave direct counterarguments to Hillary's criticisms, and he acted like an angry child telling blatant lies left and right

[@jackl3608]

sadly those deplorable xenophobic undereducated trump fans don't care about anything... like when Trump talked about growth in China and India... they wouldn't know how to process the information... seriously how would anyone with a basic understanding of economics and economy compare the growth of china nd india with that of the US. and then the termination of pregnancy at 9 months... I'm no expert in this but I think it's unadvisable and dangerous to the mother to terminate pregnancy at 9 months... Trump was full of bullshit and still many people buy into his rubbish

[@oskarpolanski3422]

I don't think 1/2 of the people that will vote for him, will do so because they like him. They will do it because they hate the establishment. Many of them will be Bernie supporters who are angry about the Clinton Camp collaboration with the DNC to sabotage Bernie's campaign. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of Trump. But what Clinton did to Bernie is disgusting and shows that this particular part of this election was rigged. Ironically it shows that the Democrats do not have a fairly and democratically elected nominee. Sad. Though I do agree, debating is definitely not Trump's forte haha!

[@oskarpolanski3422]

Yeah not difficult to beat him in debates haha! But that's exactly my point, 1/2 of the people won't vote for him because of what he says, they will vote for him despite his words! XD

[@TripleS24Squad]

Miss you so much, Trevor

[@suhashoysala3807]

When Trevor started stuttering around 3:25, I was thinking, "Oh no, he's making a fool of himself on live TV..." but turns out that the whole thing was a set-up to the half-brother joke. Mad props, Trevor.

[@dwightkschrute1549]

Anyone still in doubt about Trever being able to fill J . Stewart's shoes? he pretty much dropped the mike on that one.

[@1161ofmany]

Rodney Thompson I am still on the fence, I like him but don't like his "war on bullshit" being way too biased towards Hillary. I really like Trevor tho. Thinking about it maybe it is because Trump is so easy to crap on..

[@squeaker3087]

Rodney Thompson jon would have crushed trump too

[@danlyday7248]

Rodney Thompson I actually think it's a good thing. I think this election would have depressed him and Trevor Noah seems to keep good vibes always

[@Emuface77]

He's too young.

[@Emuface77]

I like him too. Lets hope for the best.

[@mieliav]

"keep them in suspense" - he just said that one of his options is not accepting the election results!!! trevor, you are right - this was the most horrific of all.

[@TheCommuted]

Did Trump dismiss democracy like we're in Egypt? Just throw it under the bus.

[@ibrahimabdulrahman2687]

Ronald Hinchley do you live in Egypt ?

[@TheCommuted]

Ibrahim Abdulrahman no, but apparently I can piss every one off. mass trial sentencing 100 people to death seems bad to. maybe worse than the risk of waiting 2 and a half years to elect morsi out.

[@ibrahimabdulrahman2687]

Can't agree more , I live in Germany and can't even imagining coming back .. It is military hell on earth !

[@duodbzsonic]

Ok I borderline hate Trump at this point but I gotta admit his response to the emies thing had me dying.

[@danielbaugh2170]

He should've won that :)

[@carlosc1dbz]

Solar_Steel that also made me lol. Like he has a good sense of humor.

[@danlyday7248]

carlosc1dbz Trevor Noah even said a bit back that Donald Trump is just a comedian who couldn't find the right stage. or something to that effect.

[@shewasidiq1018]

Pol

[@king_big_pp]

Don't feel bad. Everyone laughs at clowns.

[@55TheInTIMidator55]

7:27 might be the greatest roast of all time.

[@futbolind]

Trevor is the only one who criticises both candidates.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

Objective =/= Neutral

[@koneh6666]

Dr. Zoidberg Well we should all strive to be more objective when it comes to politics even if you choose a side, blind following is never good.

[@codes5218]

REDKNIGHT he just shows the facts. Hillary was dodgy on the wiki question. her only flaw. trump had mistakes on "hombre", clarity of economy plan, and concession of when he loses... terrible.

[@taariqm-star6162]

You're delusional he's a troll for the Clinton's and Obama that's so obvious...

[@xxxxmimi]

REDKNIGHT i dont ever want trump to win but i must disagree with you... trevor doesnt dig deep into hillary at all, even during the primary he was very protective of hillary. i mean, at this point - we have to do everything we can to block trump from winning so i understand why trevor is so soft on hillary but trevor had been on hillarys side from the gate

[@smith13514]

HOW DOES HILLARY NOT SHOW ANY RESPONSE TO TRUMP'S COMMENTS?! I would be dying of laughter.

[@vagingo]

Devan Smith she's made of steel and wires and I have it on good authority that she's a robot.

[@wordforger]

She's cracked once or twice, but somehow managed to keep it together.

[@TimGoudriaan]

I don't like either candidates so as a European I wish you all good luck the next four years.

[@davidhix8134]

Berry Von Heizelstoff not me bro if hillery wins I'm moving to Australia I'd rather die from a snake than nukes

[@trigofn5965]

As a South African I also wish them luck

[@rekk1215]

lol

[@danielg.5354]

This aged nicely. Trump flips off the Paris agreement, started a trade war with China, got upset at Trudeau and Macron and basically said screw you to British manners, disrespecting the Queen while pissing off a bunch of Brits

[@josselynaz6614]

@@davidhix8134 You can't now because Donald Trump Wall block you

[@abhijitha8150]

this is funny to listen to a year later and knowing the results, how everything changed in the blink of an eye.

[@Crazy_Diamond_75]

"The bad _snifffff_ drugdealers..." Lol!

[@AmerikanSkull]

"I Have the greatest temperament' he said. Does he know what that means.

[@julian2870]

We need Trevor's half brother to show up more often

[@Fals3Agent]

oh my god trevor's impressions are all so good!!

[@lolbreadco]

Mom: "Wow. Trump is so quiet." Me: "It's barely 5 minutes into the debate.." Mom: 😂😂 "u rite" ily, mom. C:

[@MSEDzirasa2015]

Trevor Hillary wore winter white also called cream; TBH she looked super elegant and pretty...

[@unknownsample4801]

He know he was joking

[@PHONEYPOLITICS]

PFFFT SHE LOOKED LIKE A CRAZED PASTRY CHEF

[@mitchgarner4455]

JEZEBEL AND AHAB SLAYER OMIGOD I CHOKED ON MY COFFEE LAUGHING 😂😂😂

[@darknessmz38]

Trevor has gotten so much better damn

[@kingace6186]

Crazy how the Electoral College still appointed Trump to be the 45th POTUS, even after debates like this. That was the first time I realized that the Presidential Election can be like an oligarchical appointment masquerading as the result of a direct, first-across-the-post democracy.

[@mrCDM3000]

Trevor's impersonations always on point... 7:57 "I said pussy things on the bus"

[@chrismartindale9737]

Trust me, you are not the only person freaked out by Donald saying he might not accept the election results. I am terrified.

[@williammoney3895]

Damn I haven't seen this many crying babies since I went visiting my sister in the maternity ward.

[@abelmolina490]

Trevor is the best at political comedy right now

[@PrinceCarlosTV]

"we have some bad ambres" what the fuck is an "ambre"???? im a latino, and i think he meant 'hombre' (PRONOUNCED: oo-m-bree) which means 'men'

[@puppylovergirl303]

Carlos Peralta you're giving him too much credit. He said "ahm-brays" 😂😂😂

[@puppylovergirl303]

Carlos Peralta like it's a freaking hairstyle

[@rodrigos81]

yo tengo hambre :-)

[@jagerlionruiz8639]

Harambe?

[@danm9326]

I got one..."bigly"

[@48ilop]

Great show Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!

[@chydi10]

Waited for this. Hahaha 🤘🏼

[@slibbs2869]

Trevor just keeps getting better this is his best show yet

[@kylehynes7480]

oh you cute naive soul

[@evilgary747]

I wonder if that guy was deliberately in the audience to make a joke in case Trevor actually messed up on accident.

[@akinfemi]

Look closely, "that guy" is also Trevor

[@ObscurialGhost]

God bless this smol human. Fucking hilarious-- the best part of my KZbin binges.

[@omnomnom5691]

anyone else want to see Trevor take his shirt off?

[@jasoncarpenter4979]

You don't. Trust me.

[@omnomnom5691]

no I really do...

[@lwbhf29]

Los Angeles you will be seeing that soon enough as trump and putin ride off into the sunset, shirtless on horses.

[@xxxxmimi]

Los Angeles and pants off too

[@Kareragirl]

You guys should stop objectifying him. That being said, I'd like to see his pants and underpants come off, too.

[@SeanBrennan007]

Trevor Noah is killing it.

[@johnbeauvais3159]

Every time they say Russian hackers I think of the "Crazy Russian Hacker" channel.

[@jonathansins6791]

John Beauvais Boom. Wow!

[@johnbeauvais3159]

SargeSprinklez21 Haha exactly

[@dandii28]

safety is the number 1 priority

[@benedikta.9121]

You leak the emails and then make a sammich

[@eagle3676]

robert georg watch game theory's watchdogs video, there is no safety or privacy. Also when you blame everything on Russia, people start saying "Riiiight Russia did it." Kind of like his a child blames everything on his toy bear or something

[@BS_stuG]

The button didn't work. The internet's still here.

[@zachant4153]

Well done Trevor

[@SomeonesLaughing]

I *live* for these videos, Trevor. Keep it up man.

[@Linnein]

How do you know the e-mails have not been altered by the hackers or Wikileaks, how easy is it to alter a downloaded e-mail.

[@rjcomeaux5461]

Hilary's confirmed some of them, and if they WERE altered, wouldn't you think they would make the case for that? Then to show the original emails (if they weren't hiding anything, which they were.) They are real, lol. And, also, not surprisingly so.

[@tekobari]

Wikileaks has always released primary source documents in the past, so there's no reason for Assange's people to alter anything this time. No, the problem isn't Wikileaks in this case. Besides, the Clinton campaign has denied nothing, and could produce originals if needed to refute the leaked ones.

[@dlakodlak]

Nobody affected by the Wikilleaks ever said the documents are fabricated. They would if it were.

[@Byteflux]

You don't. Podesta recently came out and confirmed that some of the leaked materials were doctored. Acknowledging the credibility of information disseminated by a foreign actor before you're able to verify its authenticity is incredibly dangerous and people should refrain from doing so. US intelligence agencies have already confirmed that the hacks originated from Russia. We know for a fact that WikiLeaks got the information from Russia. That's all you should have to know.

[@rishabhraj2332]

Damn this is my first Trevor Noah video and after watching this, I can't believe that I didn't watch earlier! Great roasts sir, great roasts

[@StevesBoyfriend]

You know what really pisses me off about the bad hombres thing? He got the syntax wrong, it's Hombres Bad. (Hombres malos)

[@jcwynn4075]

'hombre' is a word in English too (derived from Spanish), so 'bad hombres' is proper syntax

[@vincefernandez9459]

Ya, THATS what pissed you off?!

[@aristotlelocke4598]

Hillary Clinton is a 12 ounces of shit in a 10 ounce sock. The WIkileaks PROVE the entire campaign is corrupt. Anyone who can justify supporting Hillary Clinton after the revelations that Podesta sent email explaining how to allow illegal aliens to lie at the voting booth about the citizenship, or the collusion between nearly EVERY main stream media outlets and Hillary Clinton Operatives is delusional and in denial in terms the legitimacy of her campaign. This is nothing short the Institutional Corruption.

[@StevesBoyfriend]

Vince Fernandez Lol. Es una broma. Coje lo con take it easy.

[@WhatsInAName222]

Loved the clip until Trevor said “Trump really doesn’t get why he is losing this election “ 😢

[@nurulloalijonov7854]

i honestly thought that donald becoming a president was a joke back at 2016 now look at me now, shocked, how naive i was. man honestly how and who would vote for him? he is literally 70 y/o kid, him saying to Hilary "no you're a puppet" just killed me. I mean who in his right mind would vote for him, man wtf is happening in this world, sad

[@nurulloalijonov7854]

yeah man sure, just dont forget to change your tin foil hat sometimes

[@eliasmalmberg316]

9:52 . 4 years later and the same questions

[@IzzyIkigai]

"Shoulda gotten it though" That's also what Putin said about the Ukraine.

[@dlbailey2012]

Great show, I watch every episode. Keep up the good work Trevor!!

[@ollieanntan4478]

Can't wait to say "Madame President!"

[@zahraabahzad4164]

He IS SAYING THE SAME SHIT 4 YEARS LATER

[@mikecraig2062]

This may have been Trevor's best segment so far

[@admiralbishop3022]

Not once did Hilary or Trump tell us their plan in changing/helping America...

[@terid6708]

Were you listening to anything beyond the lies Trump keeps repeating? I doubt it.

[@joeseward9466]

hillary did, clearly you weren't watching.

[@ArriSparks]

Trumps that kid on COD calling everyone a cheater because they can't get a shot

[@sorio99]

Why does KZbin think I want to watch a trump ad before this?

[@xyxean]

Billy Bush made me say those things. Believe me! Everybody says so

[@96peepee]

Spot on humor......... Just love it.... Good luck America....

[@findthebox8623]

He said he wouldn't accept the results of an election even then?

[@unseen8513]

It was their game plan from day one to question any negative election results. The main point was to make such a stink that it would under mine the election systems for years to come, and it has.

[@ElysePearl]

[@BeGummi]

I wanted to say something clever, but my half brother Trevor Noah distracted me.

[@HoangPham-bm1xd]

You nailed it Trevor!!

[@toulousedelapoubelle5426]

This presidential campaign in becoming more and more distasteful by the day. Let's get down to real topics please.

[@SalvoCristopher]

Toulouse de la Poubelle won't happen. it's rigged, I mean better topics to show are now voted out and we get this sad thing

[@williamedward1666]

Okay, admit it guys, the lightsaber thing would have been way more awesome than what actually happened.

[@glendathompson2798]

Trevor, we miss you in SA!

[@TheCstar07]

That hand puppet joke was savage 😁

[@Unmutant]

the delete internet button doesn't work

[@sumi1996mishra]

I love how unapologetically honest Trevor is. There's no sugar coating the truth with him. Brutally honest!

[@cattiegrl4365]

Love Trevor Noah (big crush) ..his views,, accent, intelligence -- and humor....oh my ! But THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!! MUAH!

[@titan4110]

The puppet thing hits different now.

[@mistressofmusic21]

Trevor's been killing it lately.

[@SciDOCMBC]

10:37 Four years later it turned out he was serious, at least at this point.

[@tedpabst5997]

Lmao I fucking died when Chris Wallace was asking him about the rigging thing and the hand went up before he starting talking so Wallace could tell he was about to interrupt

[@darryngovender7716]

Damn how did Trevor get ill so quickly, must be bad, get well soon brother!

[@MazwiZwane]

Look at all the sour trump supporters in the comments lmao

[@ViktorScberg]

And then the rest Libturds butthurting for the last 3 years

[@nailya4775]

BosoxnationI972 this didnt age well

[@strogaa]

@BosoxnationI972 I don't live in the US, see all these things, that are going on, from the outside. Now, you would probably be right, if you'd say, I have no clue. Maybe. But sometimes people from the outside see things from a different angle. There exist different informations about your economy, and I'm not here to proof, which one is right, and which one is wrong. But let me bring you one aspect of world history to remember, and I please you to think about it: Back in the 30s of the last century was this man from Austria, who came to Germany to rebuild the economy and make Germany great again (Yes, it's exactly the same procedure). And he also had his "responsibles"... he started with the "International financial Jewry" (replace that with "illegal immigrants"), later suddenly ALL Jews were responsible and had to be "deported" (why shouldn't you get rid of ALL immigrants?) His promises for the economy he fullfilled with big success. And he did it so well, that he even became "Man Of The Year" in a certain american magazine ("Time" btw). The people in Germany were so happy. When this all started, there were only a few, who tried to warn the others. But most of these others followed that man with big enthusiasm, almost ecstasy... forward... into complete destruction... Just due to the fact, that the economy was good, and because he gave them the opportunity to feel proud of being Germans. Much too late they realized, that all these warnings had been true, and that they'd believed in a lunatic, who's telling them nothing more than lies, lies, lies... lured by their innocent wish for secured jobs and the feeling of being great again. 12 years after his election almost everybody, who survived, tried to claim, they had no clue about everything. Some of them maybe really had no clue, but most only tried (harder year by year) to be blind, until it was over. And just in case, if you're one of those people, who still think, that man from Austria was such a great man and politician, who cared about his folks: Think about the fact, who he sent out for the last battles... and where he and his "friends" were hiding since almost two years before that moment... and how he escaped from his own responsibilities.

[@Dnrojas77]

That puppet joke was absolutely fantastic, thank you Trevor.

[@Aaaaaagnes]

The internet is still here. Why must you toy with my heart, Trevor?

[@annpayton]

These debates explains why the Philippines President is no longer allying with America...damn!!!