Stephen Reacts LIVE To The Third Presidential Debate

[@LividImp]

1:58 Colbert looks genuinely angry.

[@dr.zoidberg8666]

As he should be.

[@Cwmbran1984]

Livid Imp Trump will lose, and lose 'bigly' 😂

[@munchelcorn]

and droped a really burn - Boom. Love Stephen so funny

[@DDG2023]

You all should be. Damn, do people not realise the damage is done now? Trump just sent a very strong message to his more idiotic, tic tac chewing, supporters ... saying "It's OK if I win, it's not OK if I lose, do what you must." That is indeed horrifying. What you just witnessed was the felling of the first foundation stone of democracy.

[@harriehealey7285]

DDG fuck off Hilary is a criminal and is corrupt wheres your common sense?

[@KodahSmith]

This election makes me feel bad for each and every American

[@mrmako3255]

A fuc&ing Greek tragedy.

[@trashpanda6885]

We kinda brought this upon ourselves, "each and every" is a bit generous. Then again, I suppose ignorance can be deserving of pity, and most hatred is born of ignorance.

[@jackyoday1785]

I am glad I live in Canada.

[@PrinceHal2619]

I appreciate the sympathy. I really do. No one appreciates sympathy more than I do. TRUST ME. I do. I really do. All jokes aside, thanks.

[@Rachulie]

We agree.

[@xvx4848]

"If he's just going to wipe his fat ass with the constitution." - Well I guess Stephens pretty pissed off about this one.

[@Ashtari]

We should all be pissed off about that. It's one of the founding tenets of America. The peaceful transfer of power. Which Trump is threatening to break if he doesn't win. He needs to be a god damn adult and accept the results of the election like all the other potential candidates that came before regardless of if he wins or loses.

[@xvx4848]

Agreed, but to hear him say "Fat ass." really just emphasized for me how much he loves this country and hates Trump.

[@bisine]

xvx4848 yea it's like colbert went away for a second and Colbert *eagle screech* returned

[@dduuddeechil]

+bisine I am now mentally debating whether I prefer that quip with an actual eagle noise or JD from Scrubs saying "Eagle!"

[@bisine]

Personally I'd go with the actual eagle, more dramatic

[@jaym.3896]

Can we just talk about how sick colberts suit is... thats a really nice colorway

[@brianmcgauhey9681]

Jay M. he has very nice suits.. GQ approved

[@Kareragirl]

I love that the word "sick" can be meant as a compliment in the US lmao

[@shivamrai2809]

Yeah great blue

[@shanefowler3504]

it's a "wicked good" color. :)

[@iwilfix9407]

Should have had the suit dry cleaned instead of washing it in hot water.

[@LexBlazer]

For a monologue that had to be created in like an hour and a half this was DAMN FUNNY! ....and F Trump. That dude is a loose cannon.

[@TheBrothergreen]

Lex Blazer to be fair, I laughed out loud the first time trump said "no, you're the puppet." the material really does write itself.

[@Illumirage]

I'd take a loose cannon over a woman whose incompetence gets U.S. Ambassadors raped, tortured and killed.

[@alexhansen2102]

Illumirage If you honestly think it is solely her fault then you are an idiot

[@Illumirage]

Alex Hansen Partly her fault. So a boisterous attitude is worse than getting people killed in your opinion?

[@dawgeral333]

Under George Bush it was 3000-plus on 9/11...alone. We will never forget.

[@SeansPiano]

I've been waiting for this since the debate ended

[@Monkeyshaman]

WRONG

[@Mysteryof89]

This comment is clearly rigged

[@argedismun2]

now i waiting to see what Saturday night live is gonna do with this

[@Monkeyshaman]

z3link It's my fault for not making it impossible for you to type by your own volition.

[@Mysteryof89]

***** I'm waiting for Billy West as Zapp Branaggin to start quoting more of Trump :D

[@thoughtsofaleo2916]

Stephen is so done with Trump and it is great. Embrace the rage, the aggravation -- come to the dark side. We have cookies!

[@anyjacob1235]

+pduffy1337 YEAH LOCK TRUMP UP WOOO!

[@usblername]

+pduffy1337 You're referring to Donald I assume?

[@peaceLove1988]

ThoughtsOfALeo HMMM COOKIES

[@lancewalker2595]

I bet Hillary makes great cookies.

[@jazzyjaz9108]

Their brains fell out to make room for a bigger brain!!

[@klee88029]

Colbert just gets more & more bold!

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

"I'll keep you in Suspense" One of the biggest Political Blunders in the 21st Century.

[@saje239]

xCaptxCrunchx Is it still a blunder when it's so intentional?

[@aiwebb3962]

It made perfect sense...lol. Wow! People are super uninformed. They've already spotted voter fraud in multiple places, like in reality...lol. KZbin search for the video called... *"Justice for Danney Williams - Clinton Son MUSIC VIDEO"*

[@naftulzvi3353]

+Al Net No, it was fucking stupid and selfish and would be unprecedented because it's supposed to be for the good of the country. Yes multiple counts of voter fraud, 31 instances out of a billion casted votes, which wouldn't have even changed the results in Florida in 2000.

[@Gender_Ascender]

Naftul Zvi John Oliver did a thing on voting where he covered that real impersonation happens in the *legislate*, where the laws are **voted** on and *passed*!

[@turbonerdo6838]

Between 2000 and 2012, there's only been ten cases of voter fraud. In 4 Elections with a population of 324 million, halve that cause only half of the population votes. Ten cases of voter fraud in 500 million votes (rounding down because it's closer to 40% of population). I'd put that in a percentage for you, but only an idiot wouldn't know that it's below 1%. And your claiming that it's a real issue? And so what if there is fraud. It is actually irrelevant. Because this is more than just winning a race. This is about selecting the person to run the entire country. And regardless of who you think will do a better job of that, one thing that is definitely needed for either candidate to run the country is people trusting democracy, accepting the result as power is peacefully transfered. And that can't happen if the other candidate is a sore loser and starts making up conspiracy theories. Trump is a 70 year old baby that hasn't matured yet. He does not think about what he says and the consequences that his actions have. This isn't just a race. But trump thinks it is. All he cares about is beating Hilary, he doesn't give a shit about ruining democracy.

[@reinforcer9000]

HOLY SHIT STEPHEN THAT EMMY BURN WAS SAVAGE

[@kevins5600]

oeiwyuzl84332165 hilarious

[@unknownsample4801]

no no not one emmy but TWO EMMIES.

[@cathalohagan9786]

0

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

super savage bruh. like just totally super savage. so savage

[@TheGolferchick]

it was bigly savage!

[@KingOfMadCows]

I thought Trump used Tic Tacs because they're the only mints small enough to fit in his hands.

[@oberkorn13]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@PsychicBadger98]

KingOfMadCows why will you not give a chance to look at the evidence? "project veritas"

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

What about Altoid minis?

[@trapp313]

a tic tac in trumps hand is like a real man holding a road flare

[@schitzangrins3204]

KingOfMadCows Pro Clinton trolls. Sit back and watch them go desperation mode. Liars. Liars. Liars. You're over!!

[@maureenwagg5305]

Hillary hits the nail into Donald's head "That's horrifying." Not accepting the results of the election??? Wow. He is just something else. I could tell you what else, but I think I'll keep you all in suspense.

[@lifeyang2]

Maureen Wagg LOL

[@crazyED231]

I dont normally find myself reading comments. Some of these here are a bit baffling. Why would anyone give his right away to contest an election? Hypothetical here.... What if the election came down to one state. Idk, lets just say Florida. What if the votes counted were so close both candidates claimed they won. What if we didn't know chad could be a hanging chad. O wait. So things like this could happen. With your logic Al Gore and W should have just went home and did nothing. Thats not what happened though. I bet you there was a lot of contesting going on...but you wouldn't know for some reason. We have google. Just use it. Start with searching these words " al gore contest election". Click the first link. Its an ABC News article from the actually time of the elections. It will shine a light how they both reacted to the close election. Now... Its crazy how every media outlet is picking up the story. "how trump saying not excepting the election is different than Al Gore contesting a close election in Florida." Its a spin on words, they think you are dumb and If you cant recognize that then you have to Wake Up.. Read some wiki leaks emails. Watch some of the undercover campaign footage that exposes some of HRC's horrible tactics. Horrible things like getting people to incite violence outside Trump rallies. Do you wonder why the mainstream media doesnt cover all this negative stuff that just came out on HRC the past two weeks? Do you see the narrative they are giving you? #independent #hatesbush #votedforbary #nevervotingforHRC

[@Kwolfx]

Your trying to make a reasoned argument out of an unreasonable person's selfish statement. Donald Trump could have made a straightforward statement like, "I will respect the will of the voters, but if the election is close I will want to be certain all the votes were counted and counted correctly," or something similar to that, but instead he said, "I will keep you in suspense." Everything is about The Donald, he doesn't give a damn about the country or anyone in it but himself.

[@SetariM]

What the fuck is he really going to do though? I mean come on. If he doesn't win he just goes back to being a businessman. Okay. :|

[@reginachamberlain429]

Well we've seen the footage of the democrats admitting that they've bussed people around to vote several times. And they brag about casting votes for dead people. And the last election showed some illegal activity like the precinct where not one vote was counted for Romney when people had their slip from the booth that PROVED they voted for Romney. And then there was Philadelphia where n words were beating up whites preventing them from entering the polling station. Yeah even the most low down dirty democrats have to admit it. Even stupid as a rock ones like you have to see it. Can't win without cheating? Awww cry me a river you bedbug

[@supershinigami1]

She destroyed him so much at that debate stage. There's no way he can recover from that.

[@btmilner]

supershinigami1 haha delusional

[@ussmissouri38]

you'd be surprised how mindless his followers are

[@Milkshakes289]

+Professor It's not on who was attacking the other candidate, but who has ideas on how to help America. Trump was just attacking Hillary the whole time. His speeches give off such angry & hateful vibes.

[@gingerjaguar3614]

Live Poll Results. Trump low=29% high=95% Shillary low=5% high=71% Drudge: Trump 81% Washington Post : Trump 73% Right Daily: Trump 87% KFSM Five News online: Trump 80% The Horn News: Trump 90% New Jersey.com: Trump 65% KPLC: Trump 95% Heat Street: Trump 91% Hollywood Gossip: Trump 78% Political Opinion: Trump 91% Hartford Fox 61: 63% WHNT News: Trump 86% Conservative Outfitter: Trump 92% Fox News 61: Trump 35% Fox 5 San Diego: Trump 39% Fox Salt Lake: Trump 39% Fox Milwaukee: Trump 44% BreitBart: Trump 43% The Right Scoop: Trump 27% Mediaite: Trump 34% Heavy.com: Trump 34% Morning Call: Trump 29% JC Post: Trump 36% Conservative Firing Line : Trump 30%

[@tweepy123]

Yeah, even the very last question to sum up the debates -Why should voters vote for you. He keeps saying the same things over and over. It's like he doesn't even hear the question. Every opportunity to attack Hilary.

[@ibakor2370]

"i'll keep you in suspense".... he thinks he's auditioning for Scandal

[@2011blueman]

No Puppet. No Puppet. You're the Puppet.

[@moosemoosey1114]

Best quote of the night

[@bvishal2kn]

No your the puppet! *times infinity*

[@ThaAmjab]

A five year old couldn't have said it better.

[@noblessus]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said that. Even though I'm not going to vote for him, moments like this make me glad he got this far in the presidential race. Pure gold!

[@Godsbane]

I'd have given a shout out to Craig Ferguson during that bit. Miss you, Craig. :)

[@ReviewingTech101]

Hilary wore red, blue and white on each debate.

[@beawild]

Trump wore orange.

[@mVpkilla93]

So whats that mean?

[@ReviewingTech101]

mVpkilla93 it means she wore the colors of the flag on each debate. And Trump just orange😂

[@sin90950]

yep conspiracy theory lol take a look at the USA flag

[@diltonx6066]

she wanted to appeal to all colors without caring about them.

[@Hope-Film]

I wish every country had a Stephen Colbert. The man is freaking pure Gold.

[@Crafterplayer00]

Germany has ^^

[@Vengine12]

Kiyan Kayser Who do you mean?

[@eystar38]

Who do you mean? Oliver Welke, Christian Ehring, Claus von Wagner & Max Uthoff or even Jan Böhmermann?

[@lancewalker2595]

Every country has it's sell outs.

[@leceaable]

Amal KHALIFA I agree. He clearly is biased, but no one can deny that he's a great comedian.

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

why do they keep squawking about the 2nd amendment? the president has no power to change the constitution. only 2/3 of Congress can do so.

[@andscifi]

Because a large amount of people think that the 2nd amendment should apply to all gun legislation while a large amount don't and the president has a fair amount of say on the passage of gun control laws. The 2nd amendment, like all the others, is only a few words on a piece of paper if people don't fight for it.

[@billgrandone3552]

Yes and the more that people misuse weapons and take a cavalier attitude to gun safety and when "self defense be with a firearm can be legitimately used,the right to own weapons will continue to be subject to limitations. Gun owners have to accept their own responsibility for the attempts to limit their rights. It seems like every week we read about someone being killed or injured in preventable gun accidents caused by carelessness or indifference to simple safety rules or losing control of one's emotions,

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

Since people can't be trusted to be responsible with firearms, the government HAS to step in and regulate them. It's our own fault. Period.

[@KiaranScath]

You can have guns if you're responsible with them. Otherwise you don't get your guns. For the same reason we don't let violet criminals have guns we should also limit guns to people who are reckless or mentally unstable.

[@chronotrigger6869]

ramona whitaker Exactly! that is great point. sadly most Americans dont know shit about 3 basic branches of our own goverment, even though we have the best online search engines like google and yahoo to summarize each. this debate is a joke its like Hillary Clinton being trolled or roasted by a washed up televison celebrity. WTF happen to Republican Party. Bush, Palin, Swarzenegger, "Trump" is the cherry on the a Cake of ignorance and Embarrassment.

[@duncanmackenzie321]

That trump is one bad hombre

[@sithous]

Nah, he is more like a bad niño than a bad hombre hehe.

[@azizth5893]

sithous nah he is more like a bad NINA

[@612Tiberius]

A bad,........ what's the spanish word for "fetus"?

[@sithous]

612Tiberius Feto

[@jeanpietrini]

feto

[@SkillUp]

People who dislike this vid are the people that clap when the airplane lands.

[@fortunecollector]

So proud to be Canadian

[@martiemc8398]

fortunecollector 70 million hits and counting on Google on how to move to Canada legally. Can I come in????

[@Quiet_One]

Being a Canadian right now is like watching a volcano explode from a safe distance.

[@612Tiberius]

Millions of former Americans may also be saying that in the next few months/years...

[@ArtisticlyAlexis]

I feel like I made a huge mistake moving back to the States in 2015 from Canada. At least being a dual citizen I can always escape again if Drumpf wins and starts WWIII.

[@whygotherehuh]

Sadly living next to America does affect our country as well. Like the Muslim family that got attacked in Quebec, and the Mosque that got attacked in Toronto. It's sad to see, because even in countries where people hate American imperialism you won't find much hate for Canada. Now some fellow bigoted Canadians might start something in the future where there was nothing before.

[@c.a1019]

He didn't talk about the BIGLY and BAD HOMBRE thing ;)

[@billhughes8237]

One does not simply grab the whole pussy all at once.

[@c.a1019]

Bill Hughes HAHAHAHA

[@jamescameron-clarke2560]

And if your hands are small, you can't.

[@gorrillawarfair]

C.A nobody ever calls him on saying bigly! he's been saying it for months and its not a fucking word. pretty sure hes used it at least once per debate.

[@wuatduhf]

Listening to it carefully, turns out this whole time he was actually saying "big-league" but slurred a bit that it sounds like "bigly". Not that it helps him any, no one else says "big-league".....

[@MicJaguar]

Damn Steven you still got it. I was trying to not laugh out loud at work and get caught not working. lol. I like how there are thumbs down because if you think about it, that means people that like Trump and hate Colbert are still watching it just to get mad. lol :D nice!

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

You know you're awesome when Trumpies hate you before they even hear what you have to say.

[@sisandangundze5585]

I can't believe America allowed their elections to become a reality show, I mean how is this real?! How is Mr. "your're fired" a legitimate presidential candidate? WTF is wrong with you people????!!!!

[@Jimothyjohns]

Sisanda Ngundze how does this happen to them? Why did they have such good luck with Obama, and now have it go so much worse.

[@thekneethief3288]

Colbert is so angry and I am LIVING for it

[@whygotherehuh]

WRONG! *sniff* WRONG! *sniff* WRONG! *sniff* WRONG!

[@JC-zj2is]

Why you gotta go there trump smelling his own bullshit

[@dalebrush5366]

TRUMP (interrupting Wallace): That's correct. WALLACE (sarcastically): Yes, thank you sir.

[@DarkKnight-uz3os]

how the hell did Trump become Republican nominee??

[@JoshSweetvale]

Uday Bhasker The power of hate.

[@DarkKnight-uz3os]

If hate is the real reason your country is going towards a civil war.

[@billgrandone3552]

Billy Bush rigged the primaries and made the other candidates say stupid things. Its all Billy Bushes fault.

[@Amrieuro]

Through the bankruptcy of rationality, intelligence and morals in the Republican Party.

[@awelcruiz]

Because we all live in The Matrix. That's the most sensible answer I can come up with.

[@trevortrevortsr2]

We are Brits - we don't understand why you think it is funny that you have a main candidate who is challenging the very framework of democracy - trump is a frighting prospect for your oldest allies

[@krysalisslynne]

Because an awful lot of us have learned to laugh at the dark moments as a coping mechanism. We are firmly aware of how terrifying the prospect of a Trump presidency is.

[@trevortrevortsr2]

Heather Ely UK would have no choice but to ask US to vacate its leased bases if he was commander in chief

[@krysalisslynne]

This has less than nothing to do with my point and barely touches the surface of the many, many, many problems that would erupt out of a Trumptatership.

[@trevortrevortsr2]

Heather Ely If it has less than nothing to do with your point maybe you should be posting on your own thread?

[@TheSpoonwood]

Trev S you've got to be shitting me? England is brilliant for a political quip. The Sun? Then on the serious side Brexit divided the country. Exactly the same as here... top 1% with an army of xenophobics tools vs everyone else. Maybe I misunderstood your meaning.

[@Breakfast221]

This was one of your funniest monologues yet, Stephen. You're really hitting it out of the park.

[@TJCID22]

You know what really annoys me about Trump supporters. They complain about double standard, but ask them if the elections are rigged if Trump wins and they say "No" but if Hillary wins then "Yes".

[@mr.perfect3702]

Trump: "Nobody respects women more than I do, nobody!" Donald at it again folks!😂

[@dalebrush5366]

The best part was the crowd openly laughing at that, and Wallace saying something like "Okay, everybody."

[@1959aak]

Walter Kovacs - That WAS great!

[@GoDawgs18]

Trump supporter here, and that’s not exactly true

[@drothberg3]

Wow! That was the best thing I've seen Colbert do!

[@GreenDragon11]

David Rothberg Completely! When he said; "Wipe your fat ass with the Constitution", my mouth fell open in shock and then I just burst out laughing. SO freakin' Brilliant and Brave!

[@tf2dudebot]

I actually really like Hillary's dresses.

[@chaitanya6780]

dudebot So do I

[@JayKang11]

Its her closer pantsuit - "Clinton wore during her closing speech at the Democratic convention and for her June 7th Brooklyn acceptance address after clinching the nomination"

[@NewMessage]

She said 'white after labor day? Rules, Bai!' Was a bit Hunger Games-y though.. I kept hearing distant whistles in my head.

[@tf2dudebot]

Jay Kang Dang, I never noticed that!

[@djfox3804]

dudebot That Cruela Devile smile is gonna give our children nightmares though... 😳

[@locustvii5309]

Christ they're having a fuckin field day with this.. xD

[@HollywoodLadyJ]

+Captain S Haha. Lmao. Right!

[@clarencecarvajal7836]

Billy Bush made me say those things, believe me, everybody says so

[@Muire2]

Lol I am loving yere Trump rhetoric :)

[@Domn-e2o]

Daily Podcasts someone's touchy. You got tiny hands too?

[@loganparsons5179]

"Star Trek Deep Space Pope"

[@jeffnals]

Logan Parsons fuck. I died

[@danstiver9135]

Mad props to the interns who had to make those puppets on such short notice, they made some mad props.

[@alekseyzarechnyy2808]

10:30 best Panic at the Disco reference! I fucking love this show...

[@mattoverbored]

Aleksey Zarechnyy that's not a Panic reference, that's a reference to the song Nasty by Janet Jackson which is what is being played upon in the Panic song

[@alekseyzarechnyy2808]

well, a man can dream..xd but thanks for clearing that up, i didnt know

[@daltonrandall4348]

Aleksey Zarechnyy Ug, this generation makes me feel old.

[@yogiegomez5547]

Hillary Clinton are next president.yay

[@yogiegomez5547]

+Dalton Randall Excuse me for living. just so excited about Hillary doing so good at the debate.

[@c.a1019]

Pun: What do Trump Fans and Egyptians have in common? they all live in De-Nile

[@DLCProductions1]

I'm still waiting on Trump to come out and say his campaign was a social experiment.

[@favouremma7429]

Are u a fool

[@vanessad.2625]

Stephen is looking sharp.Digging it, cool cat.

[@cheryltariq]

l absolutely love love love colbert

[@lukepearlberg6237]

We need more people like Stephen and John Oliver

[@druckmanmusic]

this hits a little different after Jan 6 2021...

[@soul3461]

Make Trump disappear for good from the TV screen after Nov. 8th. We're so sick of him.

[@GoDawgs18]

I’m not TRUMP 2020

[@jhabgc]

Soul SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

[@elisabethzosaustin7442]

9:12 damn when stephen brought out his own emmys like that... that was brutal. stephen a straight savage

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

i hate trump but stephen is so in the bag for hillary its ridiculous come on man

[@ImVeryOriginal]

God forbid talk show hosts have political preferences! All entertainment should be held to the highest standard of journalistic integrity!

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

There are people out there who turn to colbert as a main source of news, and they're not getting the full story. i know he's not a "journalist" but people are still getting news from him. and let's be honest, trevor noah did a much better job covering this on the daily show. I guess that's the advantage of cable vs a major network

[@ImVeryOriginal]

Show me one, just one place, one source where you always get the "full story". Everyone has some kind of bias, and it's up to you to verify, fact-check, confront different accounts and decide what you think is going on. And the people who are getting all their news from Colbert have only themselves to blame. He's a comedian and has every right to have an opinion. Sure, he has some degree of responsibility for what he says, but it's not like he's lying to you or anything. You're taking this way too seriously.

[@WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLU]

You can't trust people to educate themselves. The people who just tune into "entertainment news" programs like this are basically the liberal version of people tuning in to bill o reilly. Most news is garbage but we need to raise the bar across the board in educating people

[@ImVeryOriginal]

Well, if somebody wants to watch a more informative liberal leaning show there's always John Oliver's "Last Week Tonight" and Seth Meyer's "A Closer Look".

[@waynechriss]

Had the biggest smile on my face when he pulled out those two emmys.

[@sherylzwhite4548]

Great line . . . "Trump hasn't had much luck with casinos or universities."

[@yllilimani3386]

They need to Iron those Flags!!!

[@jamese5437]

I'll bring some needle and thread and will throw another star on their name Trump

[@isaiahcrump1668]

Stephen flexed so hard with those Emmy's! 😂

[@caitlinjopepe541]

Stephen Colbert is flawless

[@birdlythebirdkid5208]

...Can we just.... can we just pretend these two candidates don't exist? Maybe if we ignore BOTH of these clowns, they'll go away.

[@swordslinger]

Every time i try they're still there, yea, we're stuck with this unfortunately

[@birdlythebirdkid5208]

Sword Slinger Well crap.

[@martinaee]

That Emmy jab was off the hook.

[@tmxo01]

Stephen savage. DAMN!

[@DoubleBladeJC]

Foreshadowing...😓

[@Zman44444]

Dude... yeah. Holy fuck.

[@Squaliebawse]

The flying pig part was amazing

[@musicgodess80s]

Talk about horrific foreshadowing

[@JessFromMead]

Shout out to the guy who laughed when Trump said he respects women.

[@vbs4257]

As we know, 4 years later, he meant what he said.

[@clemfandango2258]

I think we need to carbon date Drumpf, we may discover he's only 4 years old.

[@ChrisHoover808]

shooting killer whales with a bazooka from a jetski really deserved a graphic.

[@misko272]

Stephen has a nice suit. I need a suit like that. I like that color in particular.

[@antem6769]

Get down w/yer bad self Stephen.....totally love it.

[@lucifer31b]

So no one is going to talk about the money that the government lost?

[@jenniferbrewer5370]

Would that be the money George W. Bush lost before Obama was in office?

[@skoda10]

the 6 billion dollars you mean? that was lost before hillare was secretary of state? apparently no money was lost, just the paperwork.

[@johnhall6400]

Nathaniel Saenz no

[@angeloc8712]

Steven was on fire tonight!

[@abduleea4197]

I waited for this for the past 5 hours lmao

[@barbarajoseph-adam8337]

Colbert holding up those statuettes was one sick third degree burn.

[@JasonDS64]

Stephen looks mad. Love it.

[@karenberger4511]

I hope we make it through the next four years so Michele Obama can run.

[@HadesJambix]

Fuck her, we need TREY GOWDY! Righteous man

[@jespersrensen1189]

I think they should save Michele for later, it's rare to see one side control the white house over 12 years. It does happens but people might be tired of democratic politics and if the republicans can come with a proper candidate next time I'm sure they win over any democrate just for the fresh change of politics.

[@Leandro-te9tu]

Michele Obama would be a catastrophe to the democratic party! She's already thoroughly disliked by almost 50% of the country, her only qualification is being Obamas wife (Hillary 2.0), she's the embodiment of "elitism" and she can't talk for shit. Give the American people a real Democrat not this second hand precum.

[@Hannah-gd3kc]

Like half of America would allow a black woman to be president..

[@milolawson7522]

Burnin Colours is being disliked by almost 50% of the country any different then literally any other political candidate ever?

[@unacomn]

Too bad I'm not from the US, I'd vote for the puppets.

[@NewMessage]

I'm just glad he didn't try to stick a hand up her.

[@rockhero2274]

unacomn Puppets? What do you have against the Muppets?

[@ZSXDFV]

Which puppets? I'd vote for the ones at avenue Q

[@HULUMO]

THANK YOU, COLBERT!!

[@jasonkaplan4618]

I must say that Putin's Puppet sounds like a great name for an alternative/punk band. Although this is the worst and most downtrodden election race "In the HISTORY OF ELECTION RACES" people will look back on this one (hopefully not too much) and pull a few sound bites out of it - IE Putin's Puppet, Wroong, et al.

[@AngeloBetrulas]

Jason Kaplan x Or....howsabout "Grabbed Pussy Riot"?

[@paddy1952]

This US election makes me hopeful for the future. Surely the American political system has finally hit absolute rock bottom. There's nowhere to go from here but up.

[@shaun5497]

Johnny Mac - boy o boy Did they prove you wrong!!

[@SouthwesternEagle]

Nope. Now the GOP is taking away our ability to vote.

[@paddy1952]

@@shaun5497 I'm afraid so. It just gets uglier. So sad for a once great nation.

[@paddy1952]

@@SouthwesternEagle The people have to rise up and stop it. If not now, when?

[@paddy1952]

@@SouthwesternEagle Never in a hundred years did I expect to see or hear such a comment from an American. I've known since the Vietnam war days that your political system is hopelessly corrupt. But I've also felt that the corruption was at a high level and sophisticated to the point where ordinary people were not directly exposed to it. What's going on now is blatant in your face criminality. Frightening.

[@kirby2049]

Can't we just put the cards back in the deck re-shuffle it and pick new cards?

[@KristinBauerStuff]

thank you stephen!

[@AdrenalineJunkieXL]

Colbert is definitely a kingsman haha

[@whitebrown762]

Wait, it was Trump who brought Obama's half-brother to the debate, and not Obama? Does Trump expect him to say Obama was born in Kenya, or is it something even more ridiculous?

[@FeibTV]

because obamas half brother is voting trump and highly supports him. why do I as a Swiss man seem to be more educated on these elections as most americans? i mean really come on you can't continue that high level corruption.. it must be stopped! #hillaryforprison2016

[@psyko2666]

FeibTV Obama's half brother can't vote. He isn't an American citizen. You aren't as informed as Americans.

[@whitebrown762]

Maybe I only pay attention to the things I know matter, and not the publicity stunts meant only to grab people's attention. Hillary has done a lot of questionable things, but voting for her is still a thousand times better than voting for a man who seems to oppose the very foundations of my country.

[@superlobo155]

Top 4ce Malik Obama is actually a naturalized U.S. citizen. so... I think the swiss guy is right.

[@Gottenhimfella]

Trump has given up trying to unsettle Clinton and has reverted to throwing turds into the punchbowl at Obama's farewell party. He's all class.

[@Poncho5rc]

Well, apparently the last season of America will end on a cliff-hanger...

[@baafilm]

Brilliant !!!!!!!!

[@Jordan-oy3bg]

Stephen's sidekick is objectively unfunny and not good at his job

[@simplydusty85]

Jordan agreed.

[@MegaCavalier23]

Dude ive been saying this forever... He needs to be with jimmy fallon, right??! xD

[@pri2x0x]

i disagree, love the guy!

[@jarehelt]

sidekick?

[@RonPaulRevolution500]

pri2x0x oh yeah all his witty/ funny chime ins.. Lol you're in denial.

[@ynwaliu3026]

How could these two win the primary in the first place?

[@grantpaisley9012]

I kinda like angry Stephen.

[@DoctorDification]

always on point

[@xyleth6915]

Stephen is looking fly in the blue suit and matching blue tie.

[@clairealderwood1928]

She looked beautiful.

[@yarmo28]

Obviously one candidate did the necessary homework and Trump ad libbed, as he has done throughout the debates.

[@LALew850]

Thanks Stephen!! You are so funny!

[@omalor]

"i'll keep you in suspense" Fast-forward to January 6th, 2021, now we know what he was planning.

[@WannabeWryter]

nice move getting the Emmys

[@abigaillillie9394]

Woah woah woah, did Stephen make a Panic at the Disco reference??? At the end he's like, "Miss Jackson, if you nasty," which is close to the lyrics of their song Miss Jackson, which goes, "Miss Jackson are you nasty?" Coincidence??? Probably....

[@ryantaylor4766]

I think they're both referring to the same thing that someone said.

[@abigaillillie9394]

R. Taylor ????? Okay I'm confused....

[@ernestinecobb4075]

Good stuff!!

[@dtox12]

Can someone please explain to me why it is such a big deal if he doesnt believe the election results? If he wants to be stubborn isnt that up to him? What exactly is all the outrage? Will something happen if donald trump says he doesnt believe the results are accurate? Thanks for any info

[@William67681]

dtox12 it's American tradition to accept the outcome and something that's really amazing honestly. We shouldn't have to be on our toes about what he has to say about the election, he should be listening to us, the people.

[@dtox12]

William Gorringe Thank you !

[@Martionize]

dtox12 Also, so much rhetoric has been used in this election that one idiot with a gun that agrees with him could do some serious damage.

[@William67681]

Martionize exactly, just creating a toxic environment for when he loses in november

[@gregvetter5070]

Honestly, it's no different than shouting "fire" in a crowded theater. It could incite certain nut-bags that have been following him (and believe him) to do something crazy.

[@angijac18]

Holy shit, Colbert unleashed on Trump, turned me on tbh

[@tracer740]

It just occurred to me, ... what ever became of the tremendously-animated and salutary offering of Sarah Palin, who lavishly and gratuitously proclaimed Mr. Trump not only the GOP's candidate but also our next and finest president? ??? Is she still around?

[@ellaineanderson5344]

Liche Christ - she was invited to the debate by Donald. I wondered myself, because if she was there I think we'd have Heard her, lol.

[@LividImp]

I saw her sifting cans out of a dumpster so she could collect enough coins to buy a plastic bottle of unfiltered vodka.

[@johnleebass]

Colbert is HILARIOUS! How the hell he pulled this off just an hour/so just after the debate, and be so funny is amazing, comedic talent - a firecracker!

[@vaibhavgupta20]

this should be a hashtag #NobodyRespectsWomenLikeMe

[@hayes2232]

This election is getting a lot less "If Trump loses" and a lot more "When Trump loses"

[@hassouthparkgames]

Hayes Layton lol nah

[@hayes2232]

Master Gee The Invincible Oh America

[@ralphwoekel9806]

Hayes He didn’t lose

[@ATRTAP]

God, I hope Trump is in a good mood on Nov. 8th

[@AAAdeeno]

Wow, this is the angriest I've seen Colbert.