The Fine Art of Spongebob Parodies (ft. Saltydkdan)

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Today, we look back at a very specific set of memories I have from the first time I used the internet. See, at the time Spongebob Squarepants was my FAVORITE show, and when I’d look the character up, I sometimes came across... Weird parodies and pastiches. In this video, I want to look back at some of those same things, and to try and understand them in ways that I couldn’t when I was a kid. Here’s the whole story: from Spongebob in China to Spongebong Hemppants and all-the-way in-between! (featuring Saltydkdan)
EDIT: This came out a few days before the MeatCanyon Spongebob video, boy what a doozy
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[@QuintonReviews]

Hope everyone likes the video! I know in this one I plug 400k as a subscriber goal, but we hit that a week ago! So let's keep that momentum going. Our next stretch goals are going to be 410k for an Animorphs video, 420k for Back at the Barnyard, and 435k for a High School Musical mini-series. But we have to hit these goals by December 31 for them to count, so if you want any of those videos make sure you're subscribed! But also send some love to Saltydkdan, my collaborator ➱ kzbin.info And Hippie Rat, who suggested the final topic ➱ kzbin.info/door/zC-rZ8G10QTu5BcA9pgr0w My Twitter ➱ twitter.com/Q_Review My Patreon ➱ www.patreon.com/QReview Our Reddit ➱ www.reddit.com/r/QuintonReviews My Instagram ➱ instagram.com/quintonreviews/

[@A_Toaster]

ICarly :)

[@marocat4749]

He already knows animorph are oficial free online aviable?! And mtv illustrrated was pretty ok as far as i remember. And whaat if snoop dog

[@proginges3499]

Are you a shrimp ??? 24:29

[@revieweverything365]

If you get to HSM make sure you watch the Dis ey+ show, it’s actually pretty good.

[@waffulz]

I heard iCarly. Say no more.

[@leomorris7573]

when i was a kid i watched "spongebob and patrick are gay" on my dads computer and legitamently thought that if i got caught i would go to prison

[@razminfox1787]

I wish I could find that lol

[@8ballman749]

Yeah if you lived in russia

[@moss5356]

✨🗿✨

[@based980]

What is that

[@A_Toaster]

Sauce?

[@donnylurch4207]

It's actually chill that Patrick sawed his leg off to escape his shackle, because starfish can regrow their limbs.

[@44imsayinggoodbye44]

*Bikini Bottom Horror flashbacks

[@cartilagehead6326]

Better yet, you’d end up with two genetically identical clones. Now I’m really sad they’ve never explored that in the actual show-Patrick falls into a spinning fan and suddenly there’s a thousand Patricks running around Bikini Bottom

[@samsundertail6564]

@@cartilagehead6326 There's an episode from I believe Season 6,7 or 8 where Spongebob teaches Patrick karate. At the end of the episode,Patrick's arm grows back.

[@tamedpassions9523]

so we've all seen that video huh

[@HobGungan]

I was looking for this exact comment

[@Floydthefuckbag]

Imagine writing a saw parody about Patrick sawing his leg off and not making a joke about how starfish regrow limbs

[@Quackervoltz]

Even Spongebob made that joke

[@loungeactdotwebs]

I could never imagine

[@DarwinskiYT]

Kid obviously never watched spongebob

[@ggallintedtalk]

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

[@itzpeanut9904]

so they made it look like patrick was stupid for cutting his leg off but in reality he knew what he was doing

[@SuperWiiBros08]

Fun fact the spongebob plays saw were originally in spanish, you watched a fan translation I watched them as a kid and I still remember them vividly

[@FreddieHg37]

A huevo, esos eran los días...

[@ZanahorioGaymes]

Con razón me parecía haberlos visto antes afdhgahdga

[@jarb151]

Alguien hizo una traducción de eso?? Wow xd

[@neta1]

Me acuerdo de descargarlos del Ares sin querer cuando buscaba episodios de Bob Esponja xd

[@ilichantoniocamachosolis4108]

@@neta1 yo también, esa madre me dio pesadillas

[@akrybion]

AHOY SPONGEBOB, I HAVE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND I'M GOING TO DIE

[@Extramrdo]

OH YEAH MR. KRABS *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH*

[@casperchristiansen2458]

@@Extramrdo I think you mean: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A̴̡̧̨̛͖̳̗̼͇̮̥͖̖̬̭̩̗̯̙͋̾̀̈͆̑́̽̽͐̈́̏̿̇̃̋̿͌̓͊̚͝͝ͅA̸̛̳̗̯̮̯̳͍͍͙͊̇͋͋́͛͌̂͌Ạ̵̯̳̭̼̪̗͓͔̩̩̱̩͎̔̂̕͜A̸̧̨̛͔͍̻̼̻̙̟̫̼̗̽͆͂̒͑̂̊̿̈͑́̌̀͛̊͆͛͗͐̈͝͝͠Ă̵̢̨̨̞̘̮͈̘̠̙̲͖͈͎̻͓̲̱͓̠̫͚̫͍̞̯̦͕̖̭͗͛́̉͂̑̃̉̂̀̊͐̋͑̉͗̈́͐́̆̈̓̇̎̔̈́̚͜͝ͅͅÄ̵̢̧̢̜̭̤̬͔͈̻͇̤̖̲̣̟̪̟̻̜̱̳̝̱͕̝͕̯̭̹̮́̿̂̾̄̆͒̏͆͝͝ͅẢ̵̛̼͉̜̜̗̥̖̳͓̲̈́͛̅̽͗̔̂̀̅̈́̀̈́̈́̾͊͌̂͑́̃̆̚̕͜ͅͅȂ̷̢̡̨̩̠͚̲̟̜̙̦̮̲̺̻̝̣̥̦̼̅̅̒̾͌̏̅́̎̋͒̊̽̈́̊̊̐̐́̋́͊̏̆͆͒̏̀̚̕̕͜͝͠Ā̶̧̛̺̰͈͕͓͔̟̦͉̝͖͉̈̂̊̔̽͝A̶̢̧̮̜̳̩͚͙̙͂̿͑̔̅͂̉̀̔͊̈́̅̈́̏̑̆̒̚͘͜͝͝ͅẠ̴̢̧̛̬̫̮̖̉̌͊́̏̓̉̈́̆̂̌́̉̉̿̏͂͑̊͌̋̄͒͗̂͑͛͂̾͜͝ͅA̷̡̛̰̹͓̠̮̳̟͖͗̔̈̍̆͋̈́́͌̍̿̓̎͆͋̉̾̉̓̂̿̚͘͠Ą̴̠̭͑͒̈́̃͐̒͋̆̉̓̽̽̍̀͆͂͝Â̸̲̖̥͐͌̅̌͂̊̌̊̏͆̈̆͛̆̍̇A̷̳̘̖̳͚̲̺̐̀̏̕͝Ą̴̧̨̢̰͉̦̣̺̖̝̘̯̖̥̼̠͖̤̹͈̻̹̤͛͋̀̽̍̀́͌̉̈͛̈́͂͑̈́̏̓́̕͝͠A̶̡̢̺̤͔̭̩͕̥̥̺̪̫̘̿̒̉̔̃͒̈́̆͛̓̀̈́̂̇̈́͂́͌̀̂̓̆̆̀̽͜͝͠͝͠Ą̸̢̛͕̩̟͔͓̺̤̖̼̳̦̲̻̻̰̭̥͙̯͙͎̲̻͇̓̈̊̇̑̔̓̂̍̋̓̚͜͠͠Â̴̡̹̘̘͕̘̬͔̮͉̬̰͚̫̥̥̺̹͕̘̱̺͖̲̓̏̀̀̄̃̈̃̋̋͂̎͒͐̄̐̐͒̾̊̔͊͛̓̆̚̚͘̚̕ͅẠ̷̡̢̧̨̛͕̮̙̰̼̪̖̹̳͖̲̦͈̠͓̱͖͇̯̫̗̖̔̄̄͗̇͐̂̆́͗͛̈̍͂̾̋̌̊̂͊̀͂̑͑́͌̓̓͆͐̀̕À̶̘̖̳̩̀̀̋̈́̆̿͆̔̎̑͆́́͒͂̏͐̔͑͗̂͘͝Á̶̧̛̛͍͓̤̞̦̹̳̳̖̱̝̼̌̅̈̒̓̿̇͑̈́̆̐͒̈̈͒̔̐̒̅͛̃̎͂͒͌͊̍̀̕ͅÅ̴̢̡̡̹̜̦̥͙̺̣̞̰̱̯͈̭͎̤̖̰̹̩͚̮̥̪̖͉̪̳͚̙͙͈͗́̔̐̆͐̕À̵̛̖̳̻̩͙̦̗̺̥̳̥͖̈́̓́̔̿̓͛̌̍͆̓͋̿̽̅͐̎͑̚͘͠͝Ä̴͚͆̃A̸̡̺̖̪͕͎͍̜̥͙̳̝̗̭̞̺̫͖͈̱͕͌̆̀͐̈̉̏͊͒̎̀̅̆̓̿͆̔̃̔̌̓̏̕͝͝Á̵̰̫̤̪̪̳̲̟̻͎͈̳͙̤̫̤̺̬͔̣̽͆̉̓͑̈̍̈̿͆̎͛͌̉͂͗͐̈̾̚͘̚̕͝Ḁ̷̢̧͈̫͓͇͙̯̦̙̊̎̂̿̌̓́͛̋̇͗̓̏A̶̢̢̧̛̪͍̺͉̬̥͙̩̺̹̤̹̺͇̹̜̰̐̄̿̂͑́̋̌͊͂͘͘̕͜͝A̷̡̧̨̡͖̰̠̭̗̣̜̘̦̺̗̙̘͉̗̙͉͎̲͕̺̥͈̬͚͎̱̖̪̽͗͊̄̾̒̎̈́̏̑̇̋̊̽̌̌̐̒́̐̾̔̕͘͘̚̚͜͝͝͝Ą̴̧̢͇̼̠̘̠̣͔̖͖̥̳͙͙̯̞̝̲̱̜͇̇͗̆͒̈́̽̅̈́̓̽̈́͝ͅĂ̷̡̧̨̢͕͍͚̝͔̺͉̖̖͔̞͖̹̦͔̈́͆̄̐̋͜͝͠͝͝ͅĄ̷̢̡̛̛̭̪͍̮͖̹̲̘̦̻̣̝̭̮̪̦̟̺͉͖͒̑͛͂̎̄͋̾̐́͑̿̽̏̂̿̌͘͠͠͝ͅA̶̡̨̛̦̞̳̺̻̳͖̯̫̩̻̙̝̬͓̬̦̥̥̠͙̞͔̻͙̖̱͇͍͖͐̇͛́̑̓̑͌̄̌̃͒̽̑͐͛́̒͝ !!!

[@PeteBuns]

Argh argh argh argh argh

[@idiothead5511]

SPONGEBOY ME BOB,

[@knightwing5169]

I was hoping someone would reference this one!

[@bigborger]

spongebob in china was the video that got my parents to realize 'oh hey maybe we should be monitoring our child's youtube experience cause this shit is like, mad racist'

[@ajzeg01]

Aye aye, honourable chairman!

[@milesbowlin1909]

My parents showed me the video when I was a child.. dear god

[@likira111]

I get the stereotypical asian eyes, but unless putting germans in lederhosen or russians in addidas tracksuits is racist how is stereopical clothing from x country racist? Unless you're talking han chinese china isn't a race.

[@MsScarletwings]

@@likira111 it’s the eyes, accent, and like... a ton of other things about that video. Part of the reason this is more messed up than portrayals of other cultures has a lot to do with a long enduring history of legit political propaganda and really awful human rights violations associated with those portrayals. French people loving cheese and bread too much is just a stereotype exaggeration of their own cuisine, annoying at worst, but the black people loving watermelons joke literally traces back to extremely racist sentiments and tropes that were started right after the civil war ended.

[@likira111]

@@MsScarletwings "Black people" is a race thing, China and France are places. Russians are seen as dumb drunks too, and well used to be pretty hated by the us. I get the racial undertones of this video but it's like a lot white "woke" americans have this subtle rule where National joke about mostly white country = ok National joke about mostly non white country = racist. Sort of unrelated but it's the same problem ive noticed in some animal rights circles when calling out things asociated with a place, noone will hold back from critizing say an american hunter, but some guy doing an old ritual sacrificing a live rooster? nah that's "culture". "Calling animal sacrifice bad is racist" is actually how that whole tumblr bone witch thing started. Bloody hell, I've heard someone complain that "white people are going after balut", how many people do you think are gonna say it's racist to cal foi de grass or spanish bullfighting cruel?

[@CommanderWiggins]

SpongeBong HempPants, the spiritual prequel to Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine and Dies.

[@samshapira8295]

The fact that Quinton chose to set the video location as Tehran is a god tier reference.

[@user-mv8ys5og5l]

For the video, they've gone to Iran!??!

[@akisa7865]

@@user-mv8ys5og5l I'm going to Iran! I am going to Iran!!!

[@liketocodev]

@@akisa7865 do you think hes going to iran?

[@iguanawithinternetaccess930]

KAREN, I’M GOING TO IRAN!

[@MrYeet-kw8fk]

@@iguanawithinternetaccess930 Alright, that's it, I'm going to Iran!

[@divinityd662]

Fun fact: kids who were in D.A.R.E. were statistically more likely to get into drugs when they got older

[@dragonslaya16]

Damn im a statistic now? 😅😅😅

[@ggpopart4480]

its like how kids of strict parents end up reaaallllyy good at lying

[@8ball_wizard]

i'm proof of that statistic

[@zachfreeman2502]

Hello, fellow Eddy Burback watcher.

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

Lmfao I'm a stat

[@ratchetxtreme6591]

"Would someone in a gangster SpongeBob shirt lie to you" - Quinton (2020)

[@CoolerAlsChuckNorris]

What's funny is that there is this very famous rap artist in Germany, who dresses himself up in a SpongeBob-Gangster costume and calls himself "Spongebozz". It's really maddening and I am not entirely sure that this guy isn't some kind of twisted revenge from Germany against the rest of the world.

[@marrowyoutube]

@@CoolerAlsChuckNorris spongebozz just means spongebob in german, right? or spongebitch?

[@CoolerAlsChuckNorris]

@@marrowyoutube nope, SpongeBob is also called SpongeBob in Germany. SpongeBozz is just an alternate spelling of SpongeBoss which is just a play on words.

[@marrowyoutube]

I see

[@leiram8833]

@@CoolerAlsChuckNorris He also has a song called ACAB, so he's a winner in my book.

[@midgematic8659]

Spongebob Saw is like the Onceler fandom in a way; A beloved media, a concept, a problem, and the fucked up product made in tandem

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

Like One Direction in the Purge

[@gastlygod10]

​@@BonJoviBeatlesLedZepI'm sorry *w h a t*

[@hope7317]

you holding your quinton and salty plushies and rattling them around while you both spoke gave me flashbacks to 2010s youtube with the kids who would record them playing with their stuffed animals and post it online. i don’t know if that was the intended vibes you were going for but it was a treat nonetheless

[@Shepfax]

I remember stumbling across Littlest Pet Shop videos like this back then. I was too old for it at the time so it was good for a laugh lol

[@DuskLegend]

If I had been a kid around then I would have had a channel like that for sure

[@BinglesP]

Honestly those videos are still charming. I don't watch them often anymore but I think we should let kids do content like that. Just doing full-on animation isn't always the most available way to turn your stories into content, after all. I used to watch Super Mario, Angry Birds and Sonic the Hedgehog videos that did that all the time when I was around the same age as their creators.

[@lukesguywalker]

good god, when i saw the spongebob in china short i immediately said "oh no" and put my hands on my forehead. that hurtled me back into the absolute lawlessness of my early days on the internet... 😬

[@ajzeg01]

Aye aye, honourable chairman!

[@-emerald-1553]

"A Levi Jeans Factory in Bikiniyo Bottom!"

[@fakename2956]

@@ajzeg01 for real that was FOUL 💀

[@likira111]

I get the stereotypical asian eyes, but unless putting germans in lederhosen or russians in addidas tracksuits is racist how are stereopical clothing from x country racist? Unless you're talking han chinese China isn't a race.

[@CriticalHitRoll]

@@likira111 why are you copy and pasting this reply lul do you really care this much about people calling a racist cartoon what it is have you even watched spongebob in china

[@warkid57]

That ad fake out may be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Like, I think that just captures current youtube essayist/retrospective culture

[@CyriakHarrisBiggestFan]

quinton is the best youtuber for that joke alone, no dice

[@HOTD108_]

What fake out ad? He really is sponsored by those glasses? It's a real ad.

[@MatroxMillennium]

@@HOTD108_ He started it off kind of like it was going to be a VPN ad. So it was a fake out when it turned out to be about glasses.

[@nanobotjr]

Exactly! I'm surprised not many others are mentioning it, it's probably the most clever sponsor plug i've ever seen.

[@IsomerMashups]

The best Spongebob parody has to be this weird thing called "the recent seasons of 'Spongebob.'"

[@Quackervoltz]

I can't find it. Can you drop a link?

[@rangerv1]

Yh link pls

[@boponthewee7585]

ok 90s kid

[@ryzatheduck5195]

Really? I don’t find it funny.

[@sepherello]

Seriously so true😂

[@rottytopszombiewaifu5249]

The original creator of the Spongebob SAW videos actually did a couple of remastered versions in recent years. They were made in MS Paint just like the old ones, but you can tell a lot more effort was put into the designs and animation frames. Not to mention those weird stick-figure guys were all replaced with characters based on the fish citizen designs commonly reused in Spongebob episodes, such as Fred ("MY LEG") and the Chocolate Guy for example.

[@CURSEOFSANOGAWA]

I don’t think anything could’ve hit me harder than “Spongebob plays Saw 1 and 2.”

[@brageok]

It was so strange seeing it in this video. I instantly remembered it, even though I haven't thought about it for like 12 years

[@AZaqZaqProduction]

Seeing that video gave me the most violent hit of nostalgia I've ever experienced in my life.

[@Strxbro69]

I was like in shock that I’d even forgotten about it, it was like one of my favorite series on KZbin back then

[@EvilDick1995]

I’m so glad to know that’s in here

[@Strxbro69]

@@foxxmann23 I mean- 😳

[@pkmnherofan22]

Honestly I love that your obessions as a kid made you just like an archivist for odd bits of kids media. That's so great

[@Nakia11798]

I had my obsessions this way too, just never had the motivation to collect things I liked like he did. It's ridiculous how much I knew about Invader Zim back in the day. Forgot most of it now.

[@fusetunes]

Aguest same! i tried to record every episode possible on dvr when it was airing on nicktoons, and at one point i think i had all of them except the holiday specials. i was really proud of that minor victory at the time

[@Lucifersfursona]

Just that people appreciate this is so beautiful And so concerning as it’s another nail in the coffin for me. The coffin says youtuber on it. It’s almost time

[@Tsukiru]

"Did he die?" "Yes." "Why."

[@thatgaming1940]

Why he die tho

[@skumpkin5191]

Dude, when I was a kid, I watched all the Spongebob Saw episodes several times and they were the most intense and extreme thing ever. It was like watching a movie and it was super immersive for some reason.

[@y.9645]

It's because it's taken straight up form the saw movies with the same plot plus a childhood fav character so yeah it would be interesting to a small kid trying to feel adult watching spoopy gore movies

[@skumpkin5191]

@@y.9645 You're giving me hella "Too young to have enjoyed the free net" vibes. Shit was fun, my childhood online is nostalgic af. I could only hope others had as much fun watching this corny shit!

[@victorlolxd7347]

@@skumpkin5191have you ever watched the movies?

[@thisisasupersayin376]

You say "What the hell" at Patrick throwing everyone in the pit of syringes, but judging by the timeframe the video was made, this would be like, Season 6 or 7 Patrick, So it's really completely in character

[@vulpesaustralis1452]

Post-first movie Spongebob really did Patrick dirty.

[@Xploshi]

God I wish spongebob was real

[@popisdeadisagoodsong9997]

Me too, heh.

[@AideeKay12]

spongebob is not real and the thought is driving me insane

[@CoobyPls]

Eyyy, xploshi! Love your work~♡

[@casserol2202]

r u ok

[@LemonWedgeinc]

Tom kenny is real

[@youraveragespongebobfanchannel]

Actually, both were made by panchitomatrix, whoever made the first one is a fan translation and it was originally in spanish, then uploaded in English by panchitomatrix

[@Quackervoltz]

Damn

[@scootinand]

SPOILERS: Patrick yeeting everyone into the syringe pit sent me straight into the sun, I love it.

[@gearguts7259]

Ah yes, a Gangster Spongebob shirt, the peak latino experience

[@emmanuelmayoral9779]

Ah yes, next to the Pancho Villa ,Emiliano Zapata and the MEXICAN: NOT LATINO, NOT HISPANIC shirts sold by the lady parked outside the neighborhood panadería.

[@sonikku956]

I always grew up thinking they were the peak black experience. I had a basketball version as a child

[@nella_paulina]

@@sonikku956 theres the gangster SpongeBob and Cholo SpongeBob, the latter being the peak latino experience. Very similar, yes, but not the same

[@samuelaviles824]

Ah shit lmao they were sold at the swap meet, or as my mom called it, "el suwamit"

[@ulisesguerrero1822]

BOB CHOLO BOB CHOLO

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Yes, DARE literally statistically did the opposite of what was intended.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Well so did the entire War on Drugs so that tracks

[@queuedjar4578]

It was meant to do what it did, the government benefits greatly off of having as many drug addict degenerates in society as possible.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@queuedjar4578 🙄

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@queuedjar4578 you can be actual factual without pulling out “degenerates” my dude Wash the Reagan out of your mouth

[@queuedjar4578]

@@Lucifersfursona Honestly probably should have put a comma or a 'and/or' between those words, as drug addicts and degenerates are both viable groups but not necessarily interchangeable all the time. Still though kinda lowkey degenerate behavior to allow yourself in a position to be addicted to or rely on drugs, I rather you stay healthy.

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

Panchitomatrix is the god of crude spongebob parodies like “Spongebob robs a bank remastered” or “Spongebob Zombies 8” Edit it’s actually 7.5

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

Don't forget Cooler2000

[@ThatBillNyeGuy09]

20:51 Patrick is such a legend. He liked SpongeBob's cut g, threw him into the pit of syringes, all while saying "BANG BOOM, STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!"

[@ranpo_edogawa]

I've never felt more betrayed by a sponsor ad....

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

Same i thought it would be a collab

[@kiwimeephu]

I thought he was gonna say "NordVPN"

[@nelumboandrews6762]

Right! I was waiting for nord vpn

[@mlpdisneylover]

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@SorowFame]

I was spoiled by the comments that it wasn’t what it seemed but I’m so glad it was something some different this time.

[@ARJohnson101]

What’s funny is that both VH1 and Nickelodeon are owned by Viacom, would they have been suing themselves then if they couldn’t get the rights for Spongebong Hempants?

[@mlpdisneylover]

Hmm... 🤔

[@SheilaDeBonis]

Yes, that's what I was thinking! They are sister channels. What would the problem be? Fox New Channel wanted to sue Fox Network because The Simpsons mocked them, but... They couldn't because they are sister networks.

[@matcha6710]

They did get the rights, they just then pulled it because it would fuck the brand up.

[@tookiwolfpaint5142]

The craziest thing is that the saw-themed parodies are actually a pretty coherent retelling of the first two saw movies. I mean, the needle pit, the gas house, the twists... that surprised me more than anything.

[@DoubleAyeBatteries]

Ah yes my favorite Patrick quote: “Put it on play”

[@groofay]

I just watched a big video about the Spongebob "Skin Theory" this morning, clearly this is Spongebob Day for me.

[@Nakia11798]

Me too, weird

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Everyday's a Spongebob Day

[@moomooold]

What was that video about

[@notyourdaughter666]

i cant believe im admitting to having watched that video

[@hafik1429]

Take a look at the "Squiliam Conspiracy", you'll LOVE the conclusion

[@itsmattmc123]

The SAW parody is actually more entertaining than most of the later movies

[@Nakia11798]

I remember seeing that and feeling moderately uncomfortable

[@ghoulishtoad]

Liar

[@Quackervoltz]

Damn, you just came for Saw's throat like that

[@Jay-uu5lu]

Its better than spiral

[@IsaacWale2004]

I remember seeing Spongebong Hempants as a child and just thinking "okay it's a parody" and referring to it as "green Spongebob". Now I re-watched it and though "what the actual hell?"

[@benhmedia]

Boy, does this bring back memories. I don’t know if you ever saw it, but I had a lightly-viral video back in the early days of KZbin where I synced up clips of Spongebob to “If You Were Gay” from Avenue Q. It was removed from KZbin a few years ago for copyright reasons, but I used to be so into making horrible AMVs back in the day 😆

[@ZachT]

Quinton, I can almost guarantee you that there's a rope-making community on the internet..and now I want to find it. I know that wasn't the point, but on the internet..there's a community for everything.

[@jacksonlarson6099]

All you have to do is look up "rope making forum" and you'll find plenty.

[@ratedpending]

Welp, to reddit we go

[@BigOlSmellyFlashlight]

@@ratedpending yeah probably

[@christiankotze5696]

“Spongebob really needs no introduction.” *proceeds to introduce spongebob*

[@Flowtail]

What if people from 500 years in the future come across this video

[@gracekim25]

@@Flowtail FUTURE! FUTURE! FUTURE!

[@yipohco]

THE ANTOONS JOKE HAD ME DYING 😭😭😭

[@austinreed7343]

I thought it was a reference to Stonetoss.

[@YerMate]

Surprised he didn't mention OneyNGs old 18+ SpongeBob parody hahah that was one of the first ones I remember watching as a kid

[@Lemieux_channel]

“Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs... *AAAA-* ” will forever remain ICONIC👌✨

[@ryanm.8720]

So iconic that it was used in Mr. Krabs' Unquenchable Blood Lust (when Mr. Krabs breaks into Squidwards house, Krabs says "Oh, yeah, Mr. Krabs!", and Squidward give off the video's shriek in his last moments) and SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Repainted (the flatline sound effect (when the player character runs out of health) is replaced with the video's audio).

[@angelbryan26]

Also Nepomuceno is a spanish name and is sometimes used as like a "John Doe" other examples could be "Pepito", "Fulanito"

[@sam4gaming135]

Who's john doe?

[@a-rat-in-your-walls]

@@sam4gaming135 John Doe is just a placeholder generic name, mostly.

[@onyourleft5648]

That’s a cool cultural touch tbqh

[@BinglesP]

I love this subgenre of people dubbing fanwork that they remember reading on the internet when they were younger, that were either fancomics or KZbin slideshows, that didn't originally have voice acting This is the only time I've seen it done but I love it already

[@ps2slim513]

I'm flad to see you're still rockin that Nyan Cat progress bar Quinton, I got the extension because of you now ;)

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

**Location: TEHRAN** Oh boy, are we gonna get MORE Dining in Iran with SpongeBob?!

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

I'm honestly surprised Salty didn't bring that one up! 😂

[@eimryuec9893]

Planktons going to Iran

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

@@eimryuec9893 PLANKTON IS GOING TO IRAN! ...so anyway, he's going to Iran.

[@Quackervoltz]

Spongebob and Patrick sell Squidward into slavery for a bowl of soup.

[@eimryuec9893]

@@Quackervoltz i forgot about that lmao

[@BugsyFoga]

Who else here is old enough to remember SpongeBob in China (cause I would definitely consider you a veteran in my eyes)?

[@ajzeg01]

Aye aye, honourable chairman!

[@anisomniac5931]

*Ay yes*

[@usermcskull4713]

It was one of the first youtube videos i've ever seen

[@bensenboi5933]

“Yuck! Dolphin burger, what am I Japanese”

[@shrippie-4214]

Yeah i was like 7 when i watched it

[@Vontux]

"...premiered 21 years ago.." and that was the very moment I realized I was old.

[@spongebobfan78]

16:28 I never really understand why this kind of low-quality MS Paint images can mentally traumatise 10-year old me.

[@antonioescobar847]

Ok so, the second Spongebob Saw video has to be from an Spanish creator because they call Patrick "Patricio" in his tape, and the blue haired guy is called "Nepomuceno" (an uncommon name in Spanish but I think a character in some soap opera was named like that) Also my dad used to call me Nepomuceno (alongside other hard to pronounce nicknames) when I was younger, so seeing it here was a treat

[@italucenaz]

Interesting, can this be from another spanish speaking countries like in hispanic america? Maybe the name Nepomuceno is as common there

[@rustyshackleforcl]

Yeah, so idk if it’s the SAME creator as the originals but there’s a creator who still creates MSPaint drawn Spongebob parodies and every parody he creates has a Spanish and English version. His user is panchitomatrix

[@dedchild]

Brooooooooo the nostalgia of the saw ones omg, gave me NIGHTMARES back in the day

[@antonioescobar847]

@@rustyshackleforcl wait yeah then that's him, in this video they mention it was pachitomatrix

[@andykishore]

A really old KZbinr.

[@AfunnynameWEE]

Oddly enough, Nepomuceno is a real name. One of Picasso's first names.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Out of his 20

[@britishchick09]

I remember being scared of Spongebob in China when I was little!

[@bigcrusty1703]

When I found spongebong hemppants at age 9, I just assumed that spongebob was a drug addict, Patrick was made of garbage, and that squidward was a tampon. I still thoroughly enjoyed it.

[@Karmy.]

Surprised that the SpongeBob and Patrick rob a bank one wasn't brought up

[@jayrotheturtleliker9828]

i think its because the same person that made the spongebob saw also made the bank one

[@lydiatrahan2895]

"..Who should be the protagonist in a web comic that hats black people.." HMMMM I WONDER WHO THAT IS

[@sonikku956]

PebbleChuck?

[@vriskaserket1120]

@@sonikku956 no, it’s RockYeet

[@gerardohernandezsoto9182]

That antoons refference is gold

[@mavioli3303]

Omg why are there 3 different answers for racist comic protagonist wtf :(

[@smoov22_sonic]

@@mavioli3303 because they’re all wrong, it’s boulderloft

[@beeteljuice]

As someone viewing this at the end of January 2021, it's shocking how right you're outro was

[@lightlylemony]

"Kids, that know nothing about drugs." Me who grew up with a drug addict family : Fades away

[@emmathestonedspider8676]

I remember hearing the cool kids in the back of the bus talking about Spongebong Hemppants, and going home to watch it on my nana's computer

[@ThatGuyWithOneGlove]

absolute genius move with the sponsor fakeout, i legit fell for it and expected a vpn, good stuff

[@Heroshii15]

I was expecting VRV.

[@GeekCritique]

Dear Quinton Reviews, Please stop referring to a time period when KZbin existed as the "early Internet." I mysteriously age 10 years every time you say it. Your's, The Geek Critique

[@GeekCritique]

@Alces I will eventually.

[@__VQ__]

Why do you upload like 3 videos at a time and take a 6+ month break in between?

[@reesemalo]

@Alces The early internet is 90s internet, so he's not incorrect in criticizing Quinton's word choice

[@__VQ__]

@Alces Please stop being a 7 year old.

[@spicytea4701]

The Geek Critique commenting on a Quinton Reviews video is not something I knew I needed in my life.

[@teapillarVA]

my therapist: racist Mr. Krabs caricature isn't real, he can't hurt you. racist Mr. Krabs caricature: 7:33

[@scaredbi]

I appreciate that spongebob saw is so faithful to the plot of saw 2

[@CoobyPls]

Spongebob in the Hood is one of the greatest YTPs of all time and deserves a plaque in its honor.

[@shakylahglover9386]

Thanks you omg I felt like I was the only one to comment on this

[@CoobyPls]

"I'm bout to have 30 bitches in my room, fuckin'." 🤣

[@cstick2664]

there's no better indicator of quality on KZbin than it being posted 11 years ago

[@senpais]

very happy to see that derek kept his promise and is now in tehran. hope he finds the krabby patty secret formula there and doesn't go to the same restaurant three separate times, eventually threatening to sell squidward into servitude for campbell's chunky!

[@nokrepkie]

I remember watching hemppants when i was very young and laughed at it but not knowing what it truly meant. Certainly an oddity from my early internet years.

[@Spongebrain97]

Yeah same. Pretty glad though we witnessed that lol

[@lordeckogen6866]

Spongebong hemp pants, bro hehehe.. Spongebong hemp pants, dude hehehe.. 💚🌿🚬🌲🌲☁

[@mlpdisneylover]

Same here.

[@strawberriefire]

i remember briefly watching spongebong hemppants as a kid and being grounded off the internet for a month because of it even tho i never watched the whole thing and didn't understand the jokes lol

[@SonicFanclub]

😂😂😂

[@aaml05]

i did NOT expect you guys to include the Spongebob plays Saw videos!! that video alongside Spongebob in china are core memories of my early youtube perusings as a 10 year old

[@bestinworld36]

The spongebob saw series was a CLASSIC

[@reptilianstudios8994]

making these characters, in particular, cut off their limbs is far less serious then you'd think, because they can just grow back

[@queuedjar4578]

You mean like this? *pulls arm out of socket and regrows*

[@Arthurguy95]

Me clicking on this video: "I really hope he talks about that Spongebob Saw series, but that may be too obscure, even for Quinton."

[@GladiusTR]

Saaame

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Omg I remember these. They’re deep in my brain.💀

[@_redmenace1917]

I used to watch Spongebong Hemppants with my nephew when we were younger and now I’m a stoner. No correlation

[@anglewillams1009]

wait me too..interesting

[@mikek1686]

I saw all three of these when I was waaaaaay too young to see them. Spongebob in China is one of the first KZbin videos I ever saw and I found it hilarious even though I had no idea what they were talking about. I thought they were saying “honorable Shermin” at the beginning. I didn’t bongpants at all but mimicked it much to my parents disatesfaction. I used to watch the saw ones not knowing what Saw was until I was eventually “scarred” and vowed to never watch another one again. This video is the first time I’m laying eyes on it about 10 years lol.

[@bastiangalaz4580]

I thought it was my dumb child imagination untill i saw: "spongebob hempants" Everyone thought i was a madman.

[@lisam1615]

I DIDN'T NEED TO BE REMINDED THAT ANY OF THESE EXIST QUINTON

[@CeeJayThe13th]

12:13 that DARE officer fckin YEETS that kid on the swing to the GD moon!

[@Anipixelz]

That spongebob dark comic is actually amazing can't wait for the next chapter, just read it all after hearing about it. The art is great.

[@smalltimer]

I love the nyan cat youtube extension.

[@karawithgun8148]

Anyone remember the "Grandma's Kisses" KZbin poops? It really appealed to the edgy little shit I was as a teenager and I thought it was the epitome of comedy at the time. Oh how we grow.

[@Quackervoltz]

No

[@fuzzydude64]

Do you mean "Grandma's Kisses bad version"? That wasn't so much a YTP as much as a redub of the episode. You can still find it archived on other sites through a Google search.

[@absolutemaniac7368]

Oh I think I accidentally watched that but it was a different episode. The Christmas one. My dad walked in on me watching it and was PISSED.

[@Z3RO5286]

There still epitome of comedy till this day for me. Especially ytp SpongeBob in general.

[@scootinand]

Came back to this video a few years after it came out, and I love that the Saw parodies were clearly written by a kid who read the wikipedia articles for Saw and Saw II because they weren't allowed to watch them

[@edoardomaster64]

I remember A LOT watching the weird af chinese spongebob and drugged spongebob parodies on youtube back when I was a kid, I didn't even understood wtf I was watching, it felt so uncanny and weird to me, yet its a memory I'll never forget

[@BugsyFoga]

1:26 I recall seeing that episode of Billy and Mandy thinking the exact same thing , glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

[@cassielwilliams2874]

That dialogue after 18:00 is just what it's like to be colourblind

[@EvanJamesAudio]

Real OGS watched the same 2 episodes of Spongebob on the Gameboy Advance

[@brushwaterkhan]

I never thought in my life that a youtuber would ever bring up spongebob plays saw Thats some hard nostalgia to me

[@Bumbillion]

24:24 Trapped in the Hololive hole are we Quinton? 👀

[@kamenraider1175]

Yeah, he's subbed to Korone and Gura

[@gnomegguy69]

He got us with the bait and switch for the sponsor

[@ringer1324]

Wow that coup prediction was scarily close

[@americossack3870]

11:05 I hate that I know exactly who you’re talking about.

[@unsavorymangos6265]

What’s the comic, I am oddly intrigued

[@chebic5095]

@@unsavorymangos6265 Probably something Stone Toss made Then: “Im homosexual” 😞 Now: “I’m sus” 😞

[@TheSlipperyNUwUdle]

I thought it was a reference to Antoons.

[@ieda18]

Man I remember someone asked me to redo the "SpongeBob saw videos" on my own style back then, I even got a sketch of a scene of him with a chain. But I couldn't, I was too lazy lol

[@Dangermad]

Spongebob plays saw has awoken childhood memories I DIDN'T NEED BACK

[@maglev957]

Spongebob Saw is the peak of horror media

[@kayleed.1125]

Oh my goodness I forgot about these! The “Grandma’s Cookies” parody and the Saw videos were my favorite. Spongbong Hempants was so good too

[@2PRO_4U_2NO]

"Grandma's Cookies" parody?

[@Araseth]

I'm here for the ambient shitpost that is Baby Yoda The Joker in the background.

[@TrinityKerr]

This hit my really specific nostalgia

[@razminfox1787]

Imagine if spongebong hempants became lost media

[@skumpkin5191]

I saw chinese spongebob. I clicked. I sure hope Saw Spongebob is on here too. Missed those old videos ;(

[@astoldbyneon43]

I had no idea there was an active Spongebob Saw community, but now I have the sudden desire to join said community

[@nonbinarysunset555]

spongebob being blackmailed is so viscerally upsetting to me on many levels. he sounds so afraid and upset that he doesn't have a computer

[@blackfirelemon]

this military coup prediction sure did age in a way