Mr. Peanut Deserved to Die

[@jackfreeman1776]

Tony the tiger can pin me to the ground any day, and I’m not even a furry.

[@v496K]

Why is this pinned quinton

[@FirstLast-le2rf]

Is Quinton still pinning comments after 9 months? Nice.

[@DrORRB-qm7fl]

I can’t tell if Quinton is being clever by pinning a comment that has “pin” in it Or If Jack was being clever by subconsciously suggesting to pin the comment with “pin”

[@badbirdinc7546]

You’re a furry.

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

I hate the fact that I have read a lot worst things than this.

[@_TehTJ_]

My theory is that Raid: Shadow Legends doesn't have any real sponsors it's more like a giant mafia-style shakedown that no one wants to die over.

[@AbjectPermanence]

My theory is that the game doesn't actually exist and this is just a really elaborate meme.

[@ezslez8624]

I think Raid is just a laundering scheme to hide that they got money from like... Selling stolen canned corn or something

[@meephen]

You receive $1000 or you get your organs harvested

[@_TehTJ_]

@@meephen "Fuck it, the algorithm likes longer videos if I half-ass an ad I'll get an extra minute of ad revenue."

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

Sure, for instance, when I buy Raid: Shadow Legends, I am funneling money into a mafia front that launders money from trans-border canned corn smuggling. So how am I to convince myself that by playing the best dark fantasy game for two hundred years and starting with twenty thousand silver, that I am not actively congratulating and encouraging all of these horrible things? The answer is that I probably never think about these issues.

[@Crawver]

Man, the fact that the sponsorship was delivered in such a completely disinterested and monotone way, dripping with contempt, might actually be the best raid parody yet. Taking their money, and making sure it's as unappealing as possible while still checking all the boxes needed to get the money. I actually approve.

[@miguelnery8907]

"...With the random ad and the man like that for the people that was anti-ad Yet, the fans of ad started recognizing that anti-ad Is ironically one of the real brands of ad left..." Lil Dicky - Professional Rapper

[@LordArikado]

@@miguelnery8907 For a little context, Lil Dicky worked in advertising before he became a rapper, so he has a lot of insider knowledge about the art of advertising.

[@miguelnery8907]

@@LordArikado Thats an interesting fact. But, to be honest, thats not the real song. In the original version, he was commenting on the current state of the rap industry. Than I took it and substituted the word "rap" for "ad". But, yeah, I do believe he has a general understanding of postmodern media as a whole, specially considering this trivia that youve just bringed.

[@CaptPolybius]

That was the best ad reading for raid I've ever willingly sat through.

[@sarinabina5487]

if i ever have 2 start doing advertisements im gonna take tips from this guy

[@brody10123]

“If corporations are people, do they bleed?” Big comrade energy

[@MollietovGaming]

@Jay Blake DOWN WITH THE CAPITALIST PIGS!!!

[@mr.goldfish1530]

That's the most metal socialist shit I've ever heard.

[@dickspider8393]

Lets paint the streets red

[@blankblank6214]

Woke capitalism has killed more franchise than any socialist and Communist advertising in the modern day

[@manospondylus]

blank blank What the hell is communist advertising?

[@tonyjoestar2632]

His mispronouncing of Nestle HAS to be a response to everyone pointing out how he pronounces Wiki. He's gotta be fucking with us and I respect that

[@whateveryouremadatmeforido5497]

I think he's just much less intelligent than people think he is

[@hockeyislife2]

How did he pronounce wiki?

[@ob2kenobi388]

*His CORRECT pronunciation

[@TOBAPNW_]

He mispronounces a lot of words; I think it's just a thing he does

[@Chives02]

Quinton sounded like he had a gun to his head during that raid sponsorship

[@Wiebejamin]

He did, didn't you see the ending?

[@bobsaget8791]

the gun was capitalism.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

CLECK THE LENK 👏👏 CLECK THE LENK 👏👏 CLECK THE LENK

[@incredicassio]

Relating to your avatar, "Quinton" actually sounds like someone from the Qu clan

[@Chives02]

Othello Woah I think you’re onto something!

[@kaitlindingess9334]

"If corporations are people...do they bleed?" best quote

[@BugsyFoga]

"Mr.Peanut Cucked a Guy" - Quinton

[@xenodweeb6425]

The wild thing is that the statement perfectly describes what happened and that's amazing to me.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Raid Shadow Legends Cucked a Guy

[@haha-lj5sq]

“I busted that nut.”

[@rassilontdavros3004]

*IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS **_PEANUT_** EXCEPT WAY SMALLER*

[@tristanboileau4262]

that shit was funny

[@L0LWTF1337]

The only mascot I recognize is the Cornflakes Homunculus.

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

OHGOD

[@ittaiperez1032]

He is in constant pain

[@Horatio787]

"We made a homunculus from Cornflakes and screams, imagine what we could do to you."

[@MJHT666]

Mmmm. That real homunculus flavour!

[@DrORRB-qm7fl]

I know its not a cereal mascot, but I prefer the surprise mechanic.

[@irwegwert]

the mr peanut dabbing article took about seven years off of my lifespan

[@jacobs2099]

It made my brain real smooth

[@anthraxcrab2222]

Gin Jones like a marble

[@123phi123]

Fortunately, I made my saving throw

[@infant_annihiIator]

it took all the years off my lifesppan. im gonna go die now

[@shanez1215]

Dude, you can tell the author had much bigger dreams than writing that shit too.

[@TehAxelius]

This brings a new meaning to "Eat the Rich"

[@ThePurpleFoot]

Fun fact: 'Planter' was another word for a plantation owner in the Antebellum South. Make of that fact what you will.

[@ImperiaGin]

Just racism

[@calebduarte5255]

That’s kind of an ironic term.

[@yopassthefuckinsalt922]

@@calebduarte5255 "Of couse i deserve to be called a planter! _My_ slaves planted them on the land _i_ stole from those red-skinned savages, so i think _my_ work should be given the respect it needs, and me, the title _i_ deserve!"

[@issholland]

@@ayeayeayeeee why would they? It's not like OPs definition is in the dictionary. They can feign ignorance.

[@mikejohnroe3729]

I've thought the same thing for a few years. This is actually just the comment I was looking for.

[@Bee-ks8tl]

quinton u deserve an oscar for ur line delivery on “we must kill baby nut like his father before”

[@riotbreaker3506]

"It's time for ads...to die" Not gonna lie, I came a little.

[@L0LWTF1337]

Missed opportunity for them to say: "I might be a thief but I am not as good at it as Raid".

[@SeanORaigh]

It's time to let old things die. The Sith, the Jedi, ads, Mr peanut

[@mitchdouglas9844]

"By the way, check out Raid: Shadow Legends"

[@slaughterround643]

same, even before I was a commie I've always wanted ads to begone

[@lyrablack8621]

Only a little?

[@r.p.4756]

Can't deny "Elijah's Manna" would be an awesome album title.

[@GavinFromWeb]

Agreed

[@SameDoll]

Quinton before: Here's why TV makes us sad Comrade Quinton today: Here's why capitalism makes us complacent

[@sublimemime183]

I like the idea that we collectively stop saying the phrase "Baby Nut" even in context I feel like we're all on a list.

[@DylanIsMyBirthName]

With raid ads, I can't tell if they're ironic at this point

[@Gloomdrake]

With all ads

[@YurinanAcquiline]

@@Gloomdrake So many freaking ads

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Lick the link to raise your Social Credit

[@AlbertSirup]

I feel like by now we all know that youtubers like Quinton just take the Raid money and run with it... and i honestly congratulate the non-effort of pseudo-promoting this bland, bland, bland game.

[@tenasnider]

subtle username honestly you would have to be either real brave or real stupid to deny a *RAID:SHADOW LEGENDS* sponsorship.

[@jeffner1929]

Wouldn't be surprised if mr clean advocated for an ethnostate. He does look like stefan molyneux

[@Maroon_007]

Clean=without blemish=pure=purity=racial purity=white ethnostate. Mr. clean is alt right confirmed!

[@CommiTsunami]

Magic erasers, now with Zyklon B

[@KerWallis]

Ethnic Cleansing

[@Sinstarclair]

Mr. Ethnic Cleansing sounds more appropriate

[@aswiftshift5229]

Mr cleans famouse catchphrase: "women getting jobs caused the fall of rome"

[@culwin]

"Most desperate attempt of these companies trying to get their audience invested in these characters..." Food Fight?

[@chaosvii]

My immediate thought as well.

[@metaouroboros690]

The baby nut reveal with all those mascots looked like Food Fight with polish to me.

[@MajorminorGaming]

Quinten you good? Sounds like Raid:Shadow Legends has been holding you hostage for the past month

[@Tonstie]

They've given him an offer he can't refuse. Somewhere around $1,600, so you can't blame him for accepting the money

[@MajorminorGaming]

@@Tonstie Holy shit is that really how much Raid pays for its ads???

[@thomasdeutelmoser8986]

@@MajorminorGaming they can pay much more

[@cristinamariposa]

If you followed his twitter you’d know that raid dropped out their sponsorship for no reason and quinton was mad about it so I like to think he re-recorded his intro to sound worse than his original Edit: he deleted these tweets by the way

[@dangernoodle9961]

@@cristinamariposa oof

[@KIDVENTUREVIDEOS]

The scariest thing I've ever heard was this man trying not to die while saying "This video is sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends!"

[@VinnieGer]

Darkest Timeline: Mr. Peanut becomes a skeptic KZbin channel.

[@nodesire9291]

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

[@billhicks8]

* stands in front of world map* "Hey guys, so lets talk about the failure of the left to appreciate the ~iRoNy~ of my supposed ''''passing''''. So recently, me -as a classical liberal centrist *brand name* - came out with a video _faking_ my own death. It was an *advert that means nothing*, but Imagine My Shock if far left Obama-voting parasites didn't see this as some kind of Communist Victory of a so-called capitalist being overturned! I mean, the irony is...ack, sorry...I have a nut allergy...just...I was told the Brain Force would help with thishelp I'm a peanut with anut allergy i'm sorry ackkkkkbabyyoda

[@jacobbelyea7945]

billhicks8 Definitely in my top 5 favorite comments ever

[@TheRedCap30]

Everyone gangster until the talking peanut man crosses his arms

[@Alice-burrice]

what if... not simply a skeptic, but a rantsona?

[@Crawver]

When I clicked on this, I was thinking "Aww, that sucks. Codies Showdie beat quinton to the punch. Oh well, I'm sure this will be worth the watch". Instead, what I got was something really complementary to some more news. Both highly critical of the company and this vapid marketing strategy, but coming at it with remarkably different angles. Very satisfied with what I watched.

[@goji7273]

“Pictured: ReviewOfTheWeek, a better KZbinr than me” “Pictured: Sarah Z, a better KZbinr than me” “Pictured: JackSepticEye, a KZbinr” Cold blooded.

[@parker0216]

i mean Jack is a KZbinr

[@1degabyte238]

@@parker0216 Yes but not better than Quinton

[@meursault7030]

Lmao! I missed this because it was minimised as I play Stardew Valley, but I love it.

[@whythehecknot5038]

Lmao i felt a little offended there but i mean he has a point

[@amymcfadden2272]

Kinda shows a bit of narcissism. I agree that his style of content does take a lot more time and energy to create but KZbin wouldn't exist in this current state without gamers. I personally have no preference, I think both offer engaging content that I don't compare because they are two very different forms of entertainment. Anyway, ridicule me for my opinion all you want.

[@stellasilverbat]

The burger people are so weird they're like "Come with us to a land where we harvest the carcasses of our burger brothers and sisters for your sustenance, do you want fries with that?"

[@halowaffle25]

That's the most thematically appropriate use of an ad that I've ever seen, damn.

[@FrostySparkles]

Jesus Quinton, you didn't have to go this hard but you did and I respect you for that

[@FireZeldaSprkleParty]

I never want to hear "Tony the Tiger is a fit alpha furry chad" again for the rest of my life

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

Even as a furry I despise this sentence

[@jackg3344]

but he's right

[@mathcamel]

Meanwhile I will refer to my breakfast solely as "Fit Furry Chad Flakes" for the rest of my life. Every day in every way I hate myself.

[@thefakepie1126]

YES ! tony the tiger is a fucking CHAD ! LET'S GO !

[@squid-chan5472]

@@idkwhattoputhere4695 OWO?

[@LegendShark]

i like that your media breakdowns aren't limited to traditionally criticized fitional media (aka garfield) and branch off into more amorphous concepts like brands and content... i think the most needed media literacy needed to be taught in schools isn't how to find all the symbolism in the count of monte cristo, it's to be able to navigate the media we encounter daily just out in the world

[@internetdog9686]

I love the palpable disinterest in the raid ad

[@Nagoragama]

"The best RPG to come out in the last 200 years!"

[@lorddrayvon1426]

I'm reminded of that one episode of iCarly honestly. The one where they had to promote shit products or get thier website shut down but they realised that they could completely take the piss as long as it was framed positively. The only difference here is that iCarly's fictional ad was intentionally malicious whereas Quinton is sardonic and sarcastic.

[@cutecat304]

"If corporations are really people, do they bleed?" is such a powerful line for for a Mr. Peanut hate video

[@plushs]

"the true unseen role of the mascot: to not only convince one to consume, but to trick us into not thinking about what that consumption really ends up meaning." king

[@MxPokirby]

"Pictured: Sarah Z, a better KZbinr than me" "Pictured: JackSepticEye, a KZbinr" Ouch.

[@grimes558]

Yeah, still deserved tho. Jack is just, cringe, imo. "HEYYYY GUYS I'M IRISH LOL HEY DID YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME IS SHAUN LOL I NEED TO STATE THIS IN EVERY VIDEO...HOLY CRAP SOMETHING HAPPENED LET ME SCREAM NOW AAAAAAAAA. TOP OF THE MORNING, I JUST DECIDED TO HOP ON THE BANDWAGON LIKE ALWAYS AND COPY PEWDIEPIE, SO I HAVE A REDDIT MEME REVIEW THING NOW HELL YEAH!"

[@genderender]

I think Quinton kinda rings true a lot of what I believe advertising to be. The scifi novel the Space Merchants delves a lot in to advertising in a dystopian setting and how advertising isn't about convincing consumers that your product is better, but that your product needs to remain in the consumers mind. If given the choice, the consumer will go for the one they're familiar with, not the one that is better. That's why mascots work so well. People remember the plantation owner Colonel Sanders but don't remember the Popeye's lady. Advertising isn't about the product at all, its about being remembered better

[@x999uuu1]

A little nitpick, but colonel Sanders wasn't a plantation owner. He was born in 1890 and did stuff like railroad worker and insurance before doing chicken.

[@genderender]

x999uuu1 I brought it up because he’s meant to have the same connotation to one. Idk what the actual colonel was like, but KFC tries really hard to bring the same energy as plantation owner

[@x999uuu1]

@@genderender That's fair.

[@autobotstarscream765]

I definitely remember the Popeye's lady, the new one is hot~ 😍

[@darolaho]

Eh I defiantly do not know what the popeye lady looks like but i would go to a popeye's over KFC any day

[@emotionalsupportgoblin]

If it makes you feel better, in the UK no one heard a single thing about Mr Peanut 'dying' because he's not used over here as much, but Terry Jones' death was cared about a lot. I didn't know they 'killed' Mr Peanut until I watched this video.

[@Lexender]

Here in Chile we managed to pass a law that bans mascots in food. It also bans toys and other such incentives UNLESS the food pass a certain Standard of healthy-ness. So McDonals now has to sell completely flavorless (because no salt) burgers and (horribly dry) fruit and juice instead of fries and soda for the happy meal in order to keep selling the toys alongside it. (It barely sells among kids).

[@Sara3346]

They could just try other ways to flavor these things :-/

[@jayzell3687]

I have zero idea where you’ve gotten that idea. I spent 3 months in Santiago visiting my sister who lives there this past summer, and McDonalds in Chile is 1000% better than US McDonald’s. Better menu items and variety, and the items either don’t need the extra salt because they have avocado and such or you can just add salt packets yourself.....

[@jayzell3687]

Lexender they just prohibit mascot/toy advertising, and support knowledge in labeling on the products people buy. You make it seem like McDonalds is a dystopian shithole in Chile

[@Lexender]

@@jayzell3687 La cajita feliz is fucking garbage, the normal burgers are sorta OK (I do find them worse than in Mexico, have never been to the US to tell) but those ones taste like fucking paper.

[@Killerthealmighty]

I dunno anything about McDonalds, but whilst English KFC tastes better than Chilean KFC, Chilean KFC is waaaaaaay cheaper and cost effective! And its still good quality chicken? Also Chilean Fanta is better than English Fanta. (These are my opinion btw)

[@ShirDeutch]

I don't think I've ever seen a Raid: Shadow Legends sponsorship that wasn't presented ironically. Do they... simply not care about that?

[@anjoliebarrios8906]

All press is good press, ya know.

[@megaagentj2248]

@@anjoliebarrios8906 except the fact that people are educated on how shit it is now, it could have been a generic mobile RPG with a small player base, now basically no one will ever try it

[@benny_lemon5123]

C'mon now, Raid doesn't sponsor people. These are genuine plugs! 🙃

[@warrenlehmkuhleii8472]

That Raid ad was so unenthusiastic.

[@dickchan1175]

an ironic ad is still an ad

[@bencox3641]

@@dickchan1175 Especially in a video where he complains about a ad.

[@Luan-st2gb]

So is Raid

[@emperorleroy6747]

A guy has to make a hustle.

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

I dont blame him honestly. Hard to be enthusiastic about a game this fucking tacky

[@Becca-bm8rt]

I thought "Mr Peanut cucked a guy." was going to be the funniest part of the video, but that "Oh no!" at 24:18 destroyed me.

[@ashtonmackle4242]

Hey Quinton, just wanted to be weird and earnest for a second and say you're a great youtuber, so keep making self deprecating jokes if you like them and think it's funny, but you don't need it to keep us engaged. At least I like your work with or without it, and I'm sure most of the rest of your audience feels the same.

[@balaclava__music]

Yeah they don't really add anything to the content

[@Commander6444]

I'm not going to try to psychoanalyze Quinton or anything, but I will say that I made my fair share of self-deprecating jokes years ago when my self-esteem was in the gutter. And I've seen the exact same pattern in a lot of my friends and family, who later revealed themselves to be feeling quite awful about something or other. That's why I don't particularly care for all the self-deprecation that happens on the internet these days.

[@roxieKolczynski]

bump

[@psychedelicfeline6164]

Aisling Addams I’m an audience member who agrees.

[@elif6908]

++++

[@Nacalal]

holy shit, he's actually fucking lost it

[@teddybeer6206]

I just watched a half-hour rant on Mr. Peanut... Quite the thrilling way to end a sunday

[@ImperiaGin]

It's a video regarding capitalism being rascist and exploitive

[@Xanit]

I appreciate how sickening your advertisement for Raid: Shadow Legends is. It really makes me just not want to live. I hate it so much. Thank you. I'm immensely disturbed by the fact that they asked you to open a lootbox on camera. I'm crying.

[@evelynlumihame7814]

i just watched this video and i legitimately remember nothing about the lootbox

[@ladyvader3173]

I legit read "Mr. Peanutbutter" for a second and thought you did a video on Bojack Horseman

[@camelopardalis84]

This might be a side effect of being subscribed to Johnny2Cellos or Shady Doorags.

[@UltimateKyuubiFox]

Interesting you say that. There’s, in fact, a Mr. Peanutbutter mentioned in this video.

[@tomsmurf4225]

The best explanation I've heard is: Corporations cannot be humanized because corporations are not anything like humans; they are more akin to terminators, created and designed for a single goal in mind: making money, and it makes every single decision based on which choice will make them more money.

[@Nananananaheckyes]

Pictured: "Sarah Z, a better youtuber than me" Pictured: Jacksepticeye, A youtuber TOOBER NEWS ITS NEWS FOR THE TOOB SHADE THOWN DRAMA HAS ARRIVED

[@SemiAquaticCat]

Fun fact: when you said “maybe it’s time for ads to die” an ad played right in between ‘ads’ and ‘to die’ and I’ve gotta say that was masterful fucking cinematic irony from the universe right there

[@gruwidge]

He did it! HE DID IT! HE GOT THE RAID SPONSORSHIP!

[@frfr3936]

I'm Gruwidge y’all clowns

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

OOF

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

I'm Gruwidge 300th like!!

[@carlie5577]

Capitalism is a beautiful thing.🙏

[@thegamingmatin575]

Kill him

[@Ronin11111111]

I find it mildly amusing how the old commercials refers to the product as "biggest, fatest nuts".

[@morganometry]

Your content is weird, different, considered, smart, well-researched, well-produced, unique, challenging, funny.......There isn't enough praise in the world for how great your videos consistently manage to be.

[@saifsufian4286]

I can't believe I just watched an adult male talking about how he wants to kill a cartoon peanut. I've never felt more proud.

[@mikedierickx6405]

Quinton if Raid: Shadow Legends has you in a dungeon please blink in Morse code

[@Hugelag]

My man's sounding like an Ace Attorney villain after getting cornered.

[@SpoopySquid]

"Remember kids, you can't spell 'nutrition' without 'nut'!" - Mr Peanut

[@DanuProductions]

This is so violently American it's not even funny

[@whimsiclaw]

The comic where the white guy introduces Native Americans to peanuts is so batshit to me because peanuts are a crop originally cultivated by Native Americans.

[@Tacom4ster]

0:29 "Paw Patrol is fascist" essay tease?

[@DeepDiveDevin]

Leave that to jack saint

[@heymay724]

Please no that joke has been beaten more then my brother when mom left my dad

[@Gloomdrake]

hey may Do you mean Paw Patrol or Jack Saint or the joke about how Jack Saint will see the fascism in everything?

[@Masterge77]

I've been hearing the joke about Paw Patrol is "fascist" a lot lately.

[@abneroz6417]

It sure would be appropriate given the current events

[@psychedelicfeline6164]

This video is one more example of why I adore you. I’ve been coming to terms with my own mortality after being diagnosed with cancer this past December. I’ve also experienced a lot of trauma, tragedy, and loss. I’m still grieving the loss of my partner several years ago. Tasteless doesn’t describe Planters, and I hope they get fucked. But Quinton, genuinely, thank you for speaking about this. It breaks my heart to know people were triggered by this marketing campaign, but your videos fucking MATTER. All the love to you and your kitties.

[@luccaladinig2783]

Maybe I'm too late in saying this, but I hope things got better for you, and that you're doing well.

[@nodesire9291]

"Nobody wants a WAAAAAAAAARM sack of nuts!" even on other people's channels Kevin KILLS IT

[@Taurus11films]

Quinton shows a clip of TheReportOfTheWeek and Sarah Z with the caption: "a better KZbinr than me" then shows a clip of Jacksepticeye with the caption: "a KZbinr". Well played Quinton, well played.

[@orangeman3220]

Rule of threes

[@bigethchungle4961]

I would roast baby peanut on a grill and watch him burn in agony just to nourish baby sonic

[@Gloomdrake]

I would kill every baby mascot character

[@pumpkin-tag7704]

Eh baby sonic was ok

[@pumpkin-tag7704]

@Toad the Almighty hey it could have been worse

[@Gloomdrake]

Toad the Almighty I fail to see the hypocrisy of Sonic fans feeding their enemies to baby Sonic. Please explain.

[@pumpkin-tag7704]

@@Gloomdrake baby Sonic was in 5 minutes and he was only made to tell why Sonic have to leave his home world

[@OtioseFanatic]

When you started reading the title of that 2017 article it made me physically tremble with disgust. And as you continued reading it I found myself spiraling into this crippling depression that has taken me several hours to even begin to shake just so I could come back and make this comment. I feel like I may hate you now. I love your content but the fact that you would willingly me and your other fans in such a way to have us learn the existence of that cursed article has killed me inside. 2020 truly is the darkest year in our lifetime all because this video exists.

[@LadysGreyhound]

I see from the title that Quinton isn’t afraid of controversy.

[@lindinle]

I stopped watching this stupid asshole.

[@enoua5222]

@@lindinle then why are you here.

[@psychedelicfeline6164]

Athena Wild you must be new, welcome! : )

[@LadysGreyhound]

Psychedelic Feline Not quite, been a subscriber for a while. But thanks for the welcome!

[@mongoosemonsoon899]

Obviously not, cause you’re here

[@b0wr0k0m5]

Imagnine going to highschool joinging every extra curricular you can, getting all As and acing all your exams so you can get a scholarship to a college where you live in a shitty dorm for 4 years and work your ass off, paying upwards of 20,000 dollars in tution, bulding a resume and slowly working your way up the ranks at your job just to have to write an article on how Mr. Peanut dabbed at a parade.

[@chloeashrose1427]

He sounds so unenthusiastic about the raid sponsor and I love it

[@elkarlo1593]

I never saw anyone actually liking baby peanut, just memes and hatred, and I'm so glad he's not relevant anymore

[@felipel.6742]

Makes a video about corporations emotionally exploiting their consumers while advertising for Raid: Shadow Legends. Well, it's a living.

[@shanez1215]

Mate that was pretty obviously ironic. I doubt Raid actually paid him and didn't ask him for their money back.

[@CyFiWasTaken]

For the nestle thing, for legal reasons, I am not saying that I just steal that shit from Walmart, but I am saying that the average Walmart employee isn't paid enough to care

[@bruhmonkey_tookthechihuhua]

Of course it begins with Raid: Shadow Legends, cause why not.

[@esotericpince]

yeah alright vriska icon

[@Ppaintkiller]

@@esotericpince yeah alright vriska icon x2

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Right.

[@troysmith159]

That ad was almost sarcastic

[@mg4880-v3h]

Hey fellow maxwell

[@nejdalej]

Lol Quinton was channelling some Phelous vibes in that ad. Also hang the parasites, power to the workers.

[@Quartermistress]

I thought the title was Mr. Peanutbutter. And I was prepared to get angry. I got angry at Raid shadow legends instead.

[@billhicks8]

I don't know what you're complaining about, I'm a first level troglodyte and I love this game.

[@Sweetumskitty1789]

Quntion: You can’t expect to get into heaven because you ate cornflakes John Harvey Kellogg: Say sike right now.

[@sheevinit1490]

I thought the Raid Shadow Legends plug was a parody for a hot sec...

[@siristhedragon]

It still kinda feels like one...

[@TG-gb3ui]

The use of comic sans implies that it was self aware at the very least.

[@suddenllybah]

Why not?

[@rattyeely]

This is probably the best video essay I've seen in a while, such an amazing blend of real thought-provoking concepts and hilarious takedowns of shitty ads

[@mediumunwell]

Blink twice if Raid has you threatened

[@aldajacob]

In this quarantine your videos have given me a lot of joy, Quinton. I have rewatched many and enjoyed them every time but this one is easily one of your best. Thank you!

[@atharvavadeyar5157]

Are we really gonna overlook that he said "Nestle" instead of "Nestlé"

[@_gorezone_]

It pained me

[@Mooza1]

GD awful

[@WarKeineAbsicht]

It's not like it's an actual language

[@nerdaitami7205]

good... who cares?

[@guywith_dog]

it's Nestlē technically

[@timsopinion]

I have to say, I really wasn't sure what to expect at all when I clicked on this video. Thankfully, what you've managed to do with this concept/idea/topic is way beyond anything I could have possibly expected. This is an exceptionally researched, powerfully voiced, and genuinely interesting mini-documentary and I think it stands as a testament to why you deserve a respected place on this platform. Keep following your unique voice, cause you're just getting better and better. Cheers!

[@megazenn22]

this criticism of capitalism is brought to you by: the worst of capitalism... I thought it was a joke at first, but the link is real

[@connorbanepoop]

zenn22 If you think fucking raid shadow legends is the worst of capitalism then you’ve been brainwashed by the ANGERY KZbin gamers. Raid is pretty tame as far as late capitalism goes.

[@Ppman]

To be fair, I would choose Raid Shadow Legends over Chairman Mao

[@user-co2ps4yo7k]

@@Ppman crimge

[@YadonTheCat]

Raid doesn't employ child slaves

[@aegonthedragon7303]

Mao’s been dead for like 40 years you know.

[@adamgorelick3714]

My grandfather (b.1885) was a newspaper man, but also helped design the original Mr. Peanut. Like many of the scientists who worked on the Manhattan Project, I like to think that he came to rue the day he participated in such an endeavor. Perhaps not - he was actually a horrible racist (no joke).

[@EbinH92]

I wasn't gonna play Raid Shadow Legends, but your personal and emphatic endorsement changed my mind

[@blubfiz9420]

Nestle: never has child labor tasted so good!

[@t.o.4251]

The entirety of r/cringeanarchy < the Mr. Peanut dabbing article wtf

[@shanez1215]

I love how even the writer of the article clearly hated their job that day. "Anthropomorphic Legume"

[@whyiwakeup6460]

Beck when a 32 minute quinton video was considered long. Oh how the table turns the table turn

[@StraboSE]

"Moors" were already driven out of Spain by the time of the fall of the Aztecs.

[@EhrisaiaOShannon]

That McDonald's shit really worked. I STILL get the nostalgia bug just driving by a McDonald's. See, I was a bad ass kid. Just being real. I was the girl teachers were warned about. Phone calls to my mom every day, getting sent home, etc. So my parents would bribe me with a Happy Meal if I behaved in school. It worked. I remember getting one of those little pull back Minnie Mouse cars in my Meal. Lmiao.

[@lemonl80]

the deep dive into a trashy corporate mascot sandwiched between footage one of the most ugliest products to ever be sponsored by creators is the most Society thing to ever happen

[@anenemystand5582]

Is there something I dont know about raid shadowlegends? Are they sponsoring death squads in Ecuador, employing child slaves in Sri Lanka, lobbying the american government to declare war on China?

[@pretzeldragon2975]

@@anenemystand5582 it's way worse. It's a shitty mobile game

[@TheRoxBox99]

The fact one can describe Mr Peanut as "complacent in the Native American genodice and is also into NTR" with complete sincerity, I'm not sure if that's tragic or hilarious.

[@Malkmusianful]

still planning on writing my "death of mr. peanut" opera inspired by the works of john adams and alice goodman also, nice b-roll at krogé

[@DraptorRonin]

In other words, Mr. Peanut is the most true brand mascot in regards to what he truly represents. He is greed, he is gluttony, and he is the upper 1%, the textbook definition of a White-collared Criminal. He has no shame, as he doesn't need it (in his little, crusty, monocled eyes at least). When it comes right down to it, Mr. Peanut doesn't try to be someone he's not. To Mr. Peanut, putting on a facade to sell a product is "something pathetic, that only the poor, underprivileged working class would resort to." He sells only The Finest of Peanuts, a Snack of Luxary, and is willing to give us lower-class consumers a taste of what the Big Wigs munch on... for a price, of course.

[@BugsyFoga]

Raid Shadow legend: The Sponsored game that has effected every youtuber on the face of the universe

[@k1xnt]

I was nodding off to sleep, lulled by your calming reading voice, everything was centered, life was good then the cacophony of crying babies around 26:00 immediately sent me into a full blown panic as a jumped out of bed and started running out of my bedroom into the pitch black hall way without direction. I don't know if I was running towards something in need, or away from something malicious. I still don't know. I do not appreciate this experience at all, Quinton

[@XavierZara]

9:40 Actually, I think Baby Planters resembles Groot more than Baby Yoda. Although it's definitely not a coincidence that they have chosen this route after The Mandalorian's success.

[@junkpool]

why does this not have more views this is a MASTERPIECE

[@TheDanteEX]

There’s something so funny about how Quinton delivers the lines “Baby Nut is not cute. He’s not even a baby.”

[@BinglesP]

One of the many great things about Dexter’s Laboratory is how they did timeless parodies of several mascots and brands. Of course, it was partially out of wanting to make a story about them without advertising them, but it also did commentary. For example: There was an entire episode about a sleazy Chuck E. Cheese’s-type that ends up portraying the people behind it literally kidnapping Dexter and pursuing enslaving him for his knowledge. And it doesn’t lead to some kind of uprising or societal backlash towards “Chubby Cheese” at all; after Dee Dee saves Dexter from the place as they leave, it’s still just the two of them that know it, and the business keeps shilling as usual. It’s even named-dropped in Season 4 Episode 13a(12a on HBO Max) casually as a location marker. There was a big running theme with branded franchises, too, namely superhero comics/figures, My Little Pony, Barbie, Mr. T, Star Trek, etc. If only they jabbed at Mr. Peanut, hehe.

[@rebeccazalkin6927]

My great uncle actually made the Nesquick bunny. He worked for a major advertising company. He collected cane swords. I think I still have one somewhere.

[@qw000pz]

I think my favorite line is at 29:47 "Look at these graphics right here" "YEA IT IS" Quinton just did NOT care.

[@cartoonkelly7924]

“Maybe it’s time for ads to die.” Your video had like half a dozen ads on it. Ads will never die.