The First Descendant: Valby PLOP PLOPs The World

[@Sabuuchi]

Shortly after editing I got her crit augment. 2% drop rates can gargle my nards.

[@sealeolover9436]

I got it randomly when playing through the story.

[@adummy9664]

Yeah getting Aerodynamic to finally drop is pretty terrible. :P

[@CromieHomie]

Speaking of I am 100 farms deep on ultimate bunny and I have 2 parts

[@portiforowest3361]

God damn you threw all your money at this game. I'm right behind you.

[@wesleyward5901]

Well hey, it can be 2.5% if you do the void thingy on hard. Also fun fact, sarcastically saying you don't like Koreans for inventing super low drops rates counts as hate speech according to KZbin.

[@ESD8000]

...so this is what warframe build videos must sound like to sane, untouched people.

[@Seoul_Soldier]

This is what Warframe in general looks like to sane people.

[@Sonichero151]

Every other word that was said made me feel like I was having a stroke

[@Leylani-l3l]

​@Sonichero151 yep that sounds about right, and that's why I love it

[@daafitko]

For a bit I wasn’t sure if this was warframe or not (I don’t play the games and I’m severely dumb)

[@dovahkiin_brasil]

A having abilities named Plop Plop in a female character tells what to expect right from the get go. I can't even get mad.

[@0uttaS1TE]

It's a great name. It describes what the fanbase wants to do with her, it's perfect

[@wesleyward5901]

@0uttaS1TE Plop Plop ❌ Plap Plap ✅

[@morrighanmatthias7126]

1:33 It's good to know that even outside of Warframe, Sab has an insatiable urge to forma everything.

[@_shadowsaiyan99_17]

Hell yea brother, Sabuuchi making tfd content?? We're blessed 😂

[@MoistYoghurt]

I got cancer while trying to forma weapon in tfd, so I will wait till they are easier... as in wait like 5 years

[@Sonichero151]

Must have been a massive hole in his wallet to have spent 30 bucks a pop for each forma......

[@lordgrub12345]

​@@MoistYoghurt you can farm forma relatively easily. Choose a reactor with 10% chance of dropping the little nintendo cartridge and the rest of the materials will drop to you by just playing. I have farm once for one forma and I have like six from just playing

[@Alirezarz62]

In this game you actually have to polarize every slot lol

[@ThatNotSoAznKid]

Fun fact: Most of the descendants have insanely dark and tragic backstories for some reason, and that includes Valby. She "survived" an ambush from alien forces and was thrown into a lake and left for dead. She stayed conscious long enough to awaken her powers to basically become the entire lake and drowned both her attackers and the surrounding mountainside in revenge. She also no longer has a body and needs to be in a suit to keep form. So why does she have a summer bikini skin? Iunno. Money, probably.

[@Seoul_Soldier]

Definitely money. People dropping hella money for some cheeks and I'm not even mad at them. I saw Ultimate Valby an hour after the patch dropped. If it helps, just say that the swimsuit has some built-in arche reactors that stabilize her physical form. Still not as dumb as Kojima's "breathing through her skin" excuse to dress Quiet up like a fetish hooker in MGS5.

[@jacksonmcload4157]

Consistency is a foreign concept to these kinds of games. And not like anybody is gonna give a damn about their story when the players can just stare at their ass all day.

[@0uttaS1TE]

It's kinda funny because Warframe has plenty of stories like that but they feel more at home in that game than this one. Maybe it's just the rough presentation and skins sucking the gravitas out of the room because on its own that backstory and reason for her design is cool ino

[@ThatNotSoAznKid]

@@0uttaS1TE I totally get you. When I first met Valby in game I absolutely hated her. The poorly translated script combined with her terrible voice acting made me want to cringe and die every time she opened her mouth. She was part of the reason why I was laughing through what I suspect was supposed to be one of the saddest missions in game.

[@Sonichero151]

The game is made by Nexon.... assume every design decision is money

[@8Mad8Hatter8Prime8]

YARELI MATING PRESS VALBY MATING PRESS sabuchi mating press masterrace confirmed

[@SaiKisaragi]

1:17 imma keep it a buck 45, I was not looking at the health bar.

[@EepyGirlLava]

Somehow big boss enemy with health bar won over lesbian brain and I didn't even notice it

[@maruchan5675]

I shall take refuge on the first descendant for the remainder of my 3 months hiatus untill I overplay Warframe for 2 weeks again. Only to repeat the cycle over and over

[@theexurian1079]

Sab sacrificed his channel’s algorithm to simp for water girl. Based. Best girl.

[@thegoon3840]

I heard woomy and it single handedly almost made me get the game in a cold sweat to play as her for that alone dear fucking god someone put me down

[@doctorhealsgood5456]

uoh

[@jeremycaswell]

What's woomy?

[@guillermogerrycabrera7625]

Idk what even is woomy

[@SkeithSheep]

For those that dont know what Woomy is, is basically from Splatoon, the sounds that the squids do when entering in their ink

[@ReeceRacc]

Ladies and gentlemen, i think we found out who TFD was made for

[@GanyuSimpingDegenerate]

0:42 Not for much longer given their current birthrate

[@pillowmachete7867]

So *this* is what it feels like when someone listens to me talking about Warframe...

[@Sonichero151]

Times like this makes me say....... *Thank god i have skyrim to cover my insaitable need to look at massive budgets and colossal cheeks*

[@pop1pop10]

As someone who has no idea what this game is, watching this I feel like i'm having a stroke

[@raven_knight_076]

You aren't missing much, it's warframe if it had no soul and was trying to steal yours

[@Alirezarz62]

​@raven_knight_076 Funny how warframe is the one with soul lol

[@mendilor1405]

Valby with the BK Crown what's she gonna do with it?

[@roninxcvii78]

I…..honestly don’t know what I was expecting. And it was glorious

[@PapaSwaggo]

I can't with this game. At least Warframe lets me PRETEND I'm not a coomer.

[@caseywhite6791]

South Korea is, in fact, unfortunately, real. 😢

[@ItzNovayt]

oh no....

[@Feli508]

do not the washing machine

[@deathblade8107]

What an intro

[@spaz_taz4910]

im still here waiting for a full game opinions video on first descendant, i really dont know if i want to invest my time and drive space for it cause i have yet to hear that much amazing other than it looks pretty.

[@joinkusbelinkiusthethird]

I can't believe they rebooted anthem

[@nazodreemur8284]

1:15 GYATTAM

[@VexTrooper]

I hope Mr. Sabuuty didn't spent alot of money before pulling for Anis: Sparkling Summer in Nikke.

[@xamdcrownwell5499]

that little gesture in the start screen... i busted some money on her.

[@FennyFenFen]

Transgender Pizza Hut

[@Bagel920]

5 little Chuddies jumping on the bed

[@DoormanX17]

I swear im getting ember heirloom vibes from this

[@4g3nt06]

Imagine having to farm an augment

[@UncleBalthasarGelt]

btw she's the only descendant with stackable DOTs

[@anamewithnoface1330]

the BK plane guy in the corner of the thumbnail. I didn't know you were cool like that sab.

[@Sabuuchi]

May I please have a water?

[@stardust26261]

1:19 jfc and i thought the new ember skin is something

[@tomato7195]

PLOP POLP TYPO ‼️

[@LucaTheStar]

Huh. KZbin didn't tell me about this video.

[@LucaTheStar]

I liked it, though :)

[@jonaichi_09]

Sounds like mommy issues all over again

[@AimlessSavant]

Look respectfully lads..

[@nikkolas5431]

I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YARELI

[@majorasmask5523]

Any thoughts on Ajax? Much like with Excalibur I decided to main my starter.

[@nonstopneon5025]

yayyy i was hoping u would start doing videos about this game

[@RollerBaller]

It might be ironic coming from a Warframe player, but I don't respect games who's entire advertising is: WE HAVE ASS FOR YOU TO SEE

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

1:16 Based game design right here

[@StardustSynchron]

Maybe it’s time to try out First Desendants? 🤔 I haven’t played this or warframe and I wanted to try them

[@zzzzzzzzzPP]

I hate that the stat stick mechanic reached tfd, i despise that shit

[@Leylani-l3l]

I se what this game is now...

[@MsQueenOfDance]

Is this Scarlet Blade?

[@nikkolas5431]

YARELY STEP ON ME PLSZZZ

[@ZurichiVonVorst]

No one has a Top hat in that game, Will not play till that happens.

[@hq_archive]

Genuinely though, is The First Descendant? Any good? Never tried it past the first two hours.

[@raven_knight_076]

It's like warframe if it had no soul and was trying to steal yours, just don't bother with it

[@hq_archive]

@@raven_knight_076 sounds about right

[@Random_Banshee]

From a gameplay and buildcrafting perspective, it‘s genuinely good, especially the intercept bossfights are where it shines, well designed mechanics and good fun. The build variety is really impressive too, lots of viable possibilities. The rest is hit and miss, aesthetics-wise it‘s pretty much a Destiny reskin as far as location design, architecture, weapon and enemy design (so pretty much everything) is concerned. Things look very good in some instances, and very out of place in others. Same for the story, lore and voiceacting, at some points it‘s amazing, really gripping and beautifully voiced. Other times (pretty often times unfortunately) both the events and the dialogue are extremely incoherent and nonsensical, stuff sounds like it was translated and voiced by a bot, which it probably was. This also contains some moments so unfathomably cringe, you‘ll want to crawl out of your own skin. A lot of the subtitles (which can’t be disabled) don’t align with what is being said. But, everything is fully voiced, so that is something. The monetization is for the most part not too terrible, thankfully they copied the 'pay to skip grind & pay for cosmetics' model from Warframe instead of the 'pay to breathe for a while' model from Destiny. The prices are definitely on the high side though, except for the prime access equivalent which is priced pretty much the same as WF. Haven‘t spent a dime on it yet and currently sitting on two ultimate characters, building the third. The grind time-wise is pretty much the same as WF, much better than Destiny, won‘t take weeks just to farm an exotic and you can reroll weapon substats so you won‘t be farming years for a godroll either.

[@hq_archive]

@@Random_Banshee Been playing for around 20 hours now and I must say the game is actually pretty fun, if the cash shop prices werent abhorrently expensive I would actually splurge on an Ultimate Gley haha

[@isaacgarcia9234]

@@hq_archive The microtransactions are crazy expensive but when you hit hard mode and the "end game" farming ults become relatively easy so make the crazy expensive unlock even less worth it, but ult gley have some 6% rolls so maybe be easy or hell, a friend got her very quick just in a few tries but he is crazy he plays not stop.

[@Sci-Fi_Freak_YT]

Still not interested in this game but glad to see people are having fun.

[@SleepyMick11500]

goonframe is gonna have some consequences

[@roboczop2192]

NGL i expected the game look like elden ring or something because I've seen boss battle gameplay and it looked really bad but the open world is just good but not worth my time especially when (in my opinion) Warframe looks better and Minecraft with shaders looks better lol

[@Stanehable]

never playing this game

[@lagartopunkarra]

So yeah... The First Descendant is just a generic looking thirst trap, cool

[@Thaylien]

1:16 Totally necessary camera angles.

[@weferin]

Certainly... this is probably a video about a game. Most likely not

[@nikkolas5431]

WE LVOE YARELI!!!!!!!!11!

[@noahedenborg4221]

Yep plop plop

[@LokiToxtrocity]

Woomy

[@nikkolas5431]

i OVE YARELI!!!

[@user-dx7ej6cs5t]

Yes

[@mordegh]

Water

[@glowdonk]

plop plop plop plop plop plop plop get pregnant get pregnant

[@StoicYT]

2:06 Huh

[@Seissmo]

GYAT

[@goreobsessed2308]

Write it off bro this is a buisness

[@Lanewreck]

I enjoy the fan service the devs are doing. But man is this game bare bones. Everything can be completed and done in like 20ish hours.

[@rainbowsnek]

wait, is this a warframe-like? i didnt bother looking at a single thing about this game until this video

[@theexurian1079]

It's Warframe-like with it's Ultimate (Prime) characters that get a minor stat boost but also two exclusive augments, Amorphous Patterns/Relics that include both BASE and Ultimate character parts and also Ultimate (WF's Prime/Destiny's Exotic) weapons, and modules with sockets (polarities), and Mastery Rank and MR experience from items/missions. Did I mention how badly they copied it? Cause the Ultimate packs are around 100 dollars (Although you can farm a Ultimate and get a hefty discount) through it's premium currency, with around 750-2600 left over. Comes with a Reactor (which are 24 dollars, BTW) and two forma (15 dollars I've heard), a character slot, mission load/exit animation, and exclusive Ultimate skin and back attachment. No discounted Premium currency, which is pretty lame. And IDK if there has been any statement on whether or not these packs are true FOMO are will come back down the line. I could rant on and on but... I need sleep.

[@rainbowsnek]

@@theexurian1079 thank you for the info but i was more wondering about the actual gameplay XD, does it play similar to warframe or is it just the loot? or more like destiny maybe? i don't normally like MMO games which is why i wasnt very interested originally, maybe i will check it out a bit more, ive been hoping for something to replace warfarm with for my buddy and i to try out

[@TarynBeeswax]

Transgender Pizza Hut? Don't mind if I do

[@Idavori]

Im allready bored with this game 😔

[@NeuralSensei]

This game is new and it has multiple cosmetics per character. DE are snoozing.. mimimimi

[@sonicsucks2961]

her laundry debuff secretly lowers chill resistance too