The First Space Force DIRT BAG Gets Counseled!!!!

[@Kazzynails]

When you have more likes then views it explains why I didn't get the notification yet my notifs are set to all. Found this video on my homepage instead. Amazing thanks KZbin.

[@AngryCops]

turn them all on! ALL OF THEM PEOPLE.

[@dabossfraga9493]

@@AngryCops 🤣😂😂

[@Kazzynails]

@@AngryCops XD I swear I did!

[@commandosolo_193]

@@AngryCops i have them all on and I didn't get a notification :( I did on EVERY SINGLE OTHER ONE BEFORE THIS..

[@Evski-if4gn]

Man that cop sure is angry!!! 😂

[@jessieomahony8101]

Imagine being able to say you were the first in your branch to get a counseling statement lol

[@knuttsackjones3094]

GoalsLOL😂

[@McBlah1976]

Not only that, but from now on Yolo, ps5 will forever be known as the rallying cry for SPACE FORCE

[@danielthompson6207]

That may be the closest thing they'll get to having a CAR, and will possibly bring a similar amount of clout.

[@jeffd6527]

Chesty Puller loved Marines from the Brig. It's not always a bad thing to be against good order.

[@josephcarl4167]

I was the first in my battalion to get a dui in fort hood Texas back in 2007

[@headsNshoulders]

What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran

[@MorbidKat]

Haaaa lol good one 😁

[@Spollekop]

lil bit of spicy air never hurts anyone.

[@msstarlight4770]

Good one! 😄😄😄😄😄

[@debbiehill9715]

🤪

[@skeletonwguitar4383]

Have a virtual applause

[@finchfreehart1253]

Imagine if a private said "yolo ps5" in literally any other branch, they'd fucking die.

[@codmw2nooblet]

I dont even wanna imagine

[@manictiger]

In the Navy they'll give him something that starts with a P.

[@Some_Sleepy_Guy]

I wanna See this shit pulled of in the marines

[@mamarine81]

I'm considering re-enlisting just so I can haze this guy.

[@Bigfoot_Boogaloo]

It's worse than that he said. Yolo. PS5 greater than letters of discipline.

[@theheretic3764]

He’s not a fat body at all. In space he weighs like 30 pounds.... check your gravitational privilege.

[@charlesreese9085]

That's some funny shit right there

[@danielmackey9765]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@sg51psd04]

Very under rated comment

[@joejr1120]

Sooo... Earth Gravity is fatphobic?

[@theheretic3764]

@@joejr1120 🤣

[@Dononut305]

*_"YOLO, PS5!"_* _Famous last words_

[@Nakano1254]

It would be if they were in a real branch

[@Paratroopersteark]

"YOLO PS5" that man has priorities, might not be the best ones, but he is on a mission.

[@thatdude1435]

Just not the mission hes supposed to, but he got the spirit... i guess...

[@albinobama5744]

Say what you want, but you gotta respect the balls to send that.

[@bryanfeliciano4102]

He has some dedication for sure 😂

[@DefinitelyNotAnAddict]

@@albinobama5744 fr

[@badeugenecops4741]

Hopefully it's the last mission he will be on.

[@1337penguinman]

"YOLO, PS5" is now the unofficial motto of the Space Force.

[@BooDamnHoo]

In his defense, he was going to play all kinds of games fighting alien monsters. He was just wanting to TRAIN.

[@bobt1029]

Neck n neck with "potato...pototo"

[@luisruiz3771]

Sign me up

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@BooDamnHoo Om the PS5? No

[@BooDamnHoo]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Well, certainly Space Invaders and, maybe Asteroids.

[@thechaosbringer858]

The fact that [REDACTED] was able to file this report without having a heart attack from laughter is incredible.

[@adriangoczal5008]

well, I don't mean to be that guy, (and do take the piss out of me for what I am about to say, future fellow commenters) however you are more likely to die of mechanical asphyxiation than heart attack.

[@MajesticDemonLord]

"Sarge, why can't we have nice things?" Sarge holds up this letter: "This. This is why we can't have nice things"

[@rogerclarke4760]

Yusha Thomas : "But sarge..." *sad music plays*

[@jarhead1devildog128]

Marines: Private Pyle Army: Private Beetle Bailey Navy: Gilligan's Seaman Air Farce: Space Cadets Space Farce: PS5 Fat body

[@justindunlap1235]

"What's your mos?" "Ps5 fatboys"

[@guillermoletsworkitout3522]

You forgot skipper for navy

[@aridicaexmontaudon1296]

Pvt potato tho

[@Kayleahful]

Did anyone else hear "Fat body" in Gunny's voice?

[@rats335]

What… what… what about coast guard)

[@Lozoot2]

If this were a movie, you *know* he'd be the one who becomes the spaceship captain at the end because "these displays of disrespect were really signs of courage and bravery" or some bullshit like that.

[@whispersinthedark88]

🤡

[@deth3021]

Signs of independent thinking... and not afraid to make difficult decisions...

[@tylerberg4832]

@@whispersinthedark88 u mad

[@whispersinthedark88]

@@tylerberg4832 you a boomer?

[@darkdialga777]

Not even James Kirk would be dumb enough to do this

[@benjamindover2601]

Some people are experts at doing just enough not to get fired, it's a skill.

[@CBastemeyer]

I work with those experts.

[@philipramsden4975]

No one skates like a Lance Corporal 🤣

[@kristopheratabaki7612]

And they're called commanders

[@CBastemeyer]

What is some of the most outlandish s&*! you've seen someone do and not get 'written up' for?

[@riscdesign]

Those same people are also very good at not getting demoted. This man is clearly not one of them.

[@rkip123456]

AC, I would definitely buy a "YOLO, PS5 > letters of discipline" shirt.

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

I was thinking of just making it because YOLO

[@wrayday7149]

Supervisor: “You missed your PT test.” Airman: “I wouldn’t say I was missing it.”

[@anonymous-gz4wq]

"Yolo, PS5 > letters of discipline" - The absolute madman.

[@MrMoustaffa]

What a legend. He knows hes screwed, may as well go down in style. Not exactly the kind of guy you want running a space laser but hey gotta give him points for bravery/stupidity

[@homiesenatep]

He has balls at least

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@homiesenatep Does he have... "Spaceballs"?

[@Janzer_]

it'll be great to find out when he gets kicked out later on and is working at a target yeyeyeyeye

[@MrMoustaffa]

@Roman von Ungern Sternberg"Hi Im dirtbag private, and ta-day I'm gonna show you how to start WW3"

[@revirescoanimo5097]

Space Force: Expectation: Star Trek TNG Reality: Star Trek Discovery

[@Blakhawk1703]

more like Space Balls lol

[@Percival1122]

Yikes but true

[@nco_gets_it]

@@Blakhawk1703 LMAO...."even in the future nothing works!"

[@Truth0700]

@@Blakhawk1703 kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5fOf6mFhM6NlZo

[@richard.h5290]

@@Blakhawk1703 Spaceballs was much better

[@theyearwas1473]

"why aren't you at the track line?" "Yolo dippin dots' lyfe"

[@Michigan-and-MAGA-man829]

yoooooooo i would go AWOL for that shit

[@joshelliott1826]

He actually said "Yolo, ps5 are greater than letters of discipline", which is kind of an even bigger slap in the face

[@tacticool_weeb8450]

69 like … nice, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

[@Aldnon]

This is why he's in the space force, he know how far he can go without actually getting into "real" problem. It's all calculated risk.

[@YeNZeC]

You wait until they show the UFOs. My calculated risk boi is gonna get disintergrated with a little alien.

[@cordan305]

That blatant “Fuck you, I’m out looking for a PS5” attitude is funny as hell to me. I can’t even hold it against the guy because he knew exactly what he was doing yet owned right up to it anyway.

[@kuro5hin420]

If you have the balls to text your NCO some shit like that when you are late for PT training you already failed once, I want you front and center when the aliens try to invade.

[@BooDamnHoo]

AND he is going to get away with it and prolly "excel" in Desk Force, err, I mean SPACE Force.

[@zakofrx]

@@BooDamnHoo that will probably be their job.. Monitoring Satellites or working in research etc.. How many of them would ever enter a warzone.. I would guess you would have them in at least two countries.. Australia has a special US base that is the middle of nowhere and only used for comunications/satellite monitoring..(for the Southern Hemisphere)

[@BooDamnHoo]

@@zakofrx I believe that Diego Garcia also does. That's like being assigned to Gilligan's Island.

[@Adalon-]

@@zakofrx It's honestly hard to say, but I assume they'd be more active than that as tech advances. Hell, we already have anti-satellite, satellite weapons and who knows what else the public isn't aware of. I'm sure maintaining those platforms is going to be a big part of their duty and if anyone thinks a spacewalk is easy, don't know anything about space.

[@justinlegrand992]

Ya can say all you want. But responding with "Yolo Ps5" to your commanding officer is a real madlad move if I've ever seen one... Even if it's super dumb

[@muhamedselimovic2673]

legend says if you're early Angry Cops will comment and insult you like the good ol DI days

[@Johnysoutherner]

Angry Cops is 38 minutes late at the time of this reply.

[@AngryCops]

shut up weirdo

[@peacekeeper3227]

Hahaha this just happened dude

[@-Sober-]

@@AngryCops lmfao nice

[@josiahwyncott7519]

@@AngryCops "Weirdo..." The Army is so soft now! Yeesh.

[@Meshuga63]

When standards are that low and you still can’t meet them..,

[@kelvyquayo]

Me 10 years ago:”Wait until these snowflakes get into the real world” Me now: “oh shit..”

[@elias_xp95]

The future is now old man.

[@charizardsniper5064]

That’s not how the future works. Now would be the present. Not old just good at words.

[@elias_xp95]

@@charizardsniper5064 It's a Simpsons quote lmao don't take everything so seriously.

[@bruble14]

@@elias_xp95 I'm afraid to say this because I'm probably wrong, but isn't that quote from Malcolm in the Middle?

[@elias_xp95]

@@bruble14 You are correct actually, that's my mistake. Don't invite me to the pop culture pub quiz next Friday ahaha. It's Dewey's quote. Shame on me.

[@Trooper6190]

T-shirt idea: Astronaut running away from the launch pad “YOLO - PS5!”

[@DMcLuvn]

AAAAAHHHHHHHH I can’t like this enough! Ahhahahahahahhahahaasaaa

[@joecalobeer6396]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanvermilion4782]

I NEED THIZ SHIRT NASA WOULD PROBALLY BUY IT IN A HERATBRAT

[@d.johnson9957]

😂🤣😂😂😅

[@KeithLburns]

@angrycops

[@gaspainsify]

This airman's file is going to have a eval that says, "This Airman goes through life pushing on doors clearly marked 'Pull'".

[@McGowanForge]

I guess the coast Guard feels good that there's a new kid on the block to make fun of 3:04 make that a T-shirt "Hey where the f*ck are you guy?"

[@AngryCops]

"guy" is possibly my favorite term

[@OlympicWannabe]

As a Coastie, we're just happy whenever we get remembered in these videos lol

[@animalm4st3r]

@@AngryCops i remember it very fondly from the bodycam video :D

[@Atlas531]

You need a pause in there. "Hey, where the f*ck are you? Guy."

[@CapStar362]

@@AngryCops and the reply on the back of the Shirt "YOLO PS5 >Letters of Discipline"

[@douglassinclaire9968]

His first counseling statement would have been because he failed the pt test.. not for missing remedial training. Failure of leadership.

[@DocFlamingo]

As an avid collector of counseling statements during my brief tenure in the army I must express authentic admiration for the integrity and personal courage of this Airman’s response to his sergeant. Among my own personal highlights were finishing my 2-mile with a lit cigarette in my mouth, showing up for formation in a Hawaiian Shirt with my tags and patches attached, and getting board one Sunday and showing up t the vill gate in my class A’s as if I were being punished and saying crazy shit to everyone who passed by like “Don’t light your battle buddy on fire,” and “Don’t sleep with the colonel’s teenage daughter.”

[@SGTSlaughter0607]

Epic

[@richard8808]

SSgt was probably like "yo dude, I get it, but I still have to counsel you."

[@doomblackdeath8888]

This is exactly what happened. I'm sure of it.

[@timothyjohnsey]

I hope this guy put that counseling statement in a golden frame.

[@wsward58]

Who else believe DBP is real and AC is just a cover personality? 🤔

[@AngryCops]

i need to speak to you offline

[@Knallteute]

It's the biggest sham to be up the chain enough to let others do your job

[@johnbryant1025]

we all are a DBP in one way or another

[@jimmyjewell3909]

@@AngryCops uoh

[@jakeharris1357]

Bring a water buddy and a battle source

[@craigstephen3216]

I would think that "Space Force" would be a prestige assignment that only the best would be allowed in.

[@PH03NIX96]

Nope, it's literally just administrative jobs right now really.

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@PH03NIX96 oh, well that’s fucking boring.

[@Tbiblaine23]

@@PH03NIX96 lmao no it’s not.

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

@@PH03NIX96 it’s another level up in operational with cyber, space, surety, intel, administrative, radio frequency, fusion analysts, and some others.

[@some1337dude1]

As an airman: some of our days start at strange times, mostly in maintenance and sec-co/MPs where 24 hour coverage is needed so this is most likely a maintainer on evening shift.

[@earnhar768]

When I was in the Air Force back in the 90s, basic training was literally the only time I did PT. I did maybe one fitness test in my 4 years active duty and it was on a stationary bicycle and they measured my heart rate or something. It was ridiculously easy to pass.

[@Ashnal]

They changed a lot of that. I was in just over a year ago. They have a 1.5 mile run now for testing, precisely because the bike test was too easy to cheat. All the units I was in (communications units full of computer nerds) all had squadron PT in the morning. I myself, being terrible at PT, also did the FIP things for a while while I was in. You had better show up or you were straight fucked.

[@johnblack9038]

somewhere around 2000 the top brass decided they were tired of being made fun of. Probably because of your generation. So we started doing PT. I can't speak for every Sq. but all the ones I was in, pt was 3 times a week, typically you would run anywhere from 3-5 miles, and do random calisthenics throughout. We pt'ed outside from like march to january, and inside for a couple of months dead winter because they kept breaking people on the ice. PT'ing inside sounds nice, but it turned into pushup burnout sessions, I've got the torn rotator cuffs to prove it,. At one point our pt tests were harder than army and navy.

[@earnhar768]

@@johnblack9038 i know they made some changes post 9/11 but pt probably has more to do with your job. If you’re in aircraft operations, the flight schedule always has priority.

[@zerofaktor007]

I was an X-ray tech…closest thing to PT was xraying those trying to get out of it 😂

[@Eagle44]

Quality when you see it, and quality is checked upon inspection.

[@texaswolf4655]

Love your Eagle Scout profile, gotta say it

[@soopahjj11]

Is 11 even the morning really? I know technically it’s “a.m.”, but it’s like an honorary afternoon time really. Next time you’re getting shot at, just say “excuse me, it’s a bit early for that, don’t you think? Let’s catch a couple winks and pick up here around 11’, mkay? Thanks”

[@freedfree7933]

Thats the point.. Sleep in and the fights over. Then pretend your disappointed

[@orlock20]

"Sorry, 11a.m. is bunch so I can't make it sir."

[@zakofrx]

They are doing their training at the moment at an Airforce base with Airforce trainers.. I wonder if the time is that late becsue it's after the Airforce has finished with their trainees..

[@OldNavyAirdale]

You mean like this? HAHA. kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIbMnaR7Z8eHldE

[@douglassinclaire9968]

Hes a hobbit obviously and was delayed with conflicting 11'ses

[@daetslovactmandcarry6999]

_“YOLO, ps5>letter of discipline.”_ You know what, that was ballsy. Give him his due.

[@oz_jones]

Go big or go home

[@Evravon]

NCO: "You coming to formation?" Space Force kid: "Well yes but actually no."

[@robertwalker8910]

"You can have a free DBP Tshirt" me: Careful with that.. He failed his PT, you may owe him a tarp...

[@robertwalker8910]

​@Reverend Ape Could you imagine that ship coming back to earth? I can see the WALL-E memes now. I vote we name the Space Force teams 'Pods' You know Like.. an Escape Pod.. but we would know... we would know.

[@NEEDbacon]

I mean, the DBP shirt does have "Shamming the military since inception". And this mad lad has quite literally done exactly that for the Space Force. T-shirt, tarp, either way dude has fucking earned it.

[@Robot-Overlord]

Dang he needs that ps5 to practice shooting aliens. That's a dedicated soldier right there.

[@jonathanenglish9146]

In space they can't hear you yell Yolo.

[@orlock20]

That's not where they work. They work in a large bunker known as Mom's Basement.

[@BoschhammerActual]

Dirtbag Private’s flopping cigarette could be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[@austingx8295]

Imagine being in the space force and your CO is like “Assign em to the dark side boys.”

[@resenese573]

He really ment "yolo pT at 5"

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

Haha

[@lorireed8046]

Rese... the real DB player! 👍🤣

[@endless2239]

"how can I be fat drill, there's no gravity in space!" -meme force 2021

[@guyver441]

ah darn you said it first. *salutes*

[@BoutDatFitLife]

Limited room in the vehicles? Don't wanna get stuck or bump into buttons and levers without EMS able to reach ya.

[@nathancarbonell6859]

I would buy a shirt that’s has basement Jesus sayin “yolo ps5” all day

[@generalmakhnovia2609]

In Britain we got given a defence bump up for the army navy and airforce and “a new space branch” god please have mercy on my beautiful island nation

[@jbcashinginonamerica9843]

You're British and you wrote....."we got given" You should be exiled

[@Cacannissius]

"As sure as seagulls shit in sand." I didn't even know that seagulls shit in sand, I thought they only aimed for cars and people's heads 😄

[@iviaverick52]

"yolo PS5>letters of discipline"... Just remember, your tax dollars give this guy a paycheck...

[@beareble-lion4446]

I'd rather double his pay than spend 2 trillion giving most adults 1800.00 an letting polical hacks keep 60000.00 for every 1800.00 over a flu.

[@jamsheeddevotee7588]

It's given checks to worse. Also, we pay taxes to my guy 😂

[@accelmemory]

What are you talking about? He's an E-4, so what does he get, like, 50 cents an hour?

[@andrewpiegzik4121]

"Brought to you by the Big D Bag" :points to self:

[@nolan20expert]

When you want to join the military but angry cops shots on all of them and you don't know what to choose

[@joeevett9007]

If anyone is thinking that way they should not join the military.

[@AngryCops]

yes

[@jaydeatts]

Depends on what you want. Best quality of life: Air Force Best sense of heritage: Probably Navy Best opportunity to do cool stuff: Probably Army Get shit on and hate your life: Marine Corps

[@rpie4400]

@@jaydeatts you forgot to mention the most important part of the Navy. If you want to join straight and come out by or gay:Navy is your only option

[@Andrewza1]

@@rpie4400 i will reminds you there are females on ships but in the fox hole you only got your battle buddy to comfort you. So who is more gay.

[@Andre_The_Drek]

Thank the recruiter. I believe this is the correct response outlined in every ID.10.T form.

[@eriolhiiragizawa729]

AngryCops, you always put a smile on my face, and I express my gratitude for that.

[@DerbyMods]

Damn it's 10AM and I just got up, time to join the space force!

[@stevechalmers9572]

Why is Angry Cops not a show? Canadians in lockdown need more That is all.

[@LavenderSystem69]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that that counseling is in the form of a fucking memo? No 4187's for this space force, hell nah. Just a fucking memo. Roger that, Sarnt

[@grayeaglej]

This aint no WonderBolts Academy thats for sure. O.o

[@lorireed8046]

Holy Hell if this is how Space Force is ran imagine how lax and babied their civies are! I found a new job! 🤣

[@RBLGoku1]

I lost it at 1:04! "You can stab people with this shit.... *stab stab*"

[@xIronMikex]

11am PT. Wow. That's lunch in my unit when I'm there.

[@johnchristopherson2957]

That was funny. BTW, if the Air Force is the Chair Force, does that make the Space Force, the recliner force? LOL

[@oof9952]

More like couch force

[@moment3380]

@@oof9952 bed force

[@JustIn-op6oy]

Well, recliner force does make a bit of sense as a reclined position makes it easier to tolerate higher g force loads.

[@ms.donaldson2533]

Seem like game console consultants - spins around in the desk chair! Wheeeeeee :)

[@oof9952]

@@moment3380 Yes Bed Force

[@Kevin-be8nj]

This guy is such an amazing actor! Huge talent! The only way i can tell for sure the DI, Bro Vet and Pvt Dirtbag, is actually the same guy, is that crooked little finger in all our faces. Can’t wait for a million subs and basic video breakdown!

[@DT-sb9sv]

He should be the successor to R Lee Ermey in films. If they make any good war movies.

[@keinlieb3818]

Space Force having PT at 11am The Shaming Privte taking notes on how to sham better.

[@codymaxwell1940]

Can't wait to see what happens on the first dishonorable discharge from the space force

[@Danvers97]

This is the most air force/space force thing I've ever seen. Holy shit

[@drkrypton4410]

The airman was too fat to move fast enough to get there on time.

[@RobotronSage]

''yolo ps5'' lmfao you're not even holding back the laughter on this LOL

[@_SamDoesStuff_]

I lost it when I imaged someone replying to a pissed off NCO, "yolo PS5."

[@cadenorris4009]

The real question, did he ever get the PS5? I want to know.

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

I doubt it

[@mikemc9468]

At 11:00am it's already almost as hot as it's going to get all day. That would suck starting that late in the day.

[@Logan-sl2fu]

“I’m dripping private.” Thanks closed captions.

[@danielthompson6207]

Being smart isn't the same as being clever, just like being unique isn't the same as being useful. Sham on, DBP!

[@zakofrx]

Inteligence means nothing without wisdom.. Look at the stupid crap we have students saying and doing now at Yale, Harvard, Brown etc.. It was Brown students who said that voter ID is racist becsue black people don't know how to use the internet and becsue black people don't know how to get to the transport department.. (their is video footage of them saying that around 3 years ago...)

[@danielthompson6207]

@@zakofrx I remember all of that, but KZbin apparently didn't want the video shared because the link is gone now

[@acethemc6633]

The “damnit no stabbin” always gets me 😂

[@mdh6977]

Common guys, when are we hitting a mill?? I need to see his vhs training video damnit

[@whispersinthedark88]

Damn you Im out of smokes and its a damn blizzard outside ....Hell Im going to have to strap on the snow shoes.

[@matthewwoods632]

“Yolo PS5 is greater than letters of discipline” lol

[@manictiger]

Last time I was this early, Angrycops was solvent and hadn't bought a crackhouse, yet.

[@AngryCops]

lies

[@tomschumacher5434]

Dammit if there was ever an add that made me want to sign up for something it’s this one 😂 “no stabbing”

[@Lord_Vince]

This man is my favourite source of military news

[@jameslyons6655]

When people want to be fired they will let you know. That young troop is asking to be kicked out, they should oblige him.

[@540Baseball]

Well, there goes his chance of one day being a Command Sergeant Major of the Space Force...

[@skylarrogers5062]

On the other hand, it may fast track him

[@mikesdoneitagain4306]

For the love of god do not get those magnetic dash “holsters” they’re a shit gimmick that’ll get you killed

[@skyscraper5910]

Why?

[@davidamoritz]

Never had a problem with mine but mines a different brand.

[@micfail2]

@Sky Scraper I have been seeing advertisements for them all over the place for the last couple of weeks. The first time I saw one my initial thought was "nothing covering the trigger?" Honestly you'd be better off just sticking it on the passenger seat or on top of the console between seats, at least then you don't have to worry about bumping it with your knee and knocking it down.

[@nbr1rckr]

They can also be illegal, depending on where you live. They're just a bad idea all around at any rate.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

@@nbr1rckr see Handgunlaw.us . In FL you can not tote a gun in the open. It must be "encased" or in a container(glove box). Holsters "may" be considered valid if it covers the frame-trigger guard. In general, I'd say you would have a 💯 chance of a cop or FHP 👮🏻‍♂️ pulling a sidearm on you as soon as they saw your "gun mount". I'd add in 2021, many officers, troopers are taught to go by the pass side of the vehicle first.

[@skyhawk_4526]

If this is real (and I have my suspicions it's not), it's interesting that the involved Airman is an E-4. That would would lead me to believe he's about to leave the Space Force and just doesn't care. (In the Air Force the usual time to make E-4 is three years and E-5 rarely comes during the first enlistment, so I have to imagine this guy is a 3-4 year E-4 who was reassigned to Space Force from the Air Force and is a month or so from promoting to Civilian, got put on a Fitness Improvement Plan, and is laughing because he'll be out of the military before the next test gets scheduled.)

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

That makes sense if the story is true.

[@The_Lite]

Pretty much. I had a pt test about a month before I got out. I don't think I ever showed up so hungover for a pt test before

[@michaelcarrasquillo4781]

Sounds about right

[@HBDuran]

I work in the video game industry and I think that's literally the only place where "yolo PS5" would actually get me out of work. They'd be like, "do they have more? Get me one!" Serious balls on that guy. I salute you, DB Space Force private!

[@joshyoung6649]

Your awesome Man. Love the way you deliver it.

[@DanielBoone337]

"I do t care what they said you can stab people with this shit" that one killed me!!!

[@chesscomsupport8689]

You know, this problem wouldn't exist if the army just gave a free PS5 to everybody.

[@Zalzaroth]

If the army didn’t give it to ya, you don’t need it. Lol

[@KeefCounty]

It’s crazy cus he didn’t even get the PS5 😂.

[@JnEricsonx]

Still hard to get one as is! I personally don't care, not until there's a bunch of games out at once I'd wanna play.

[@OldNavyAirdale]

Navy PRT, we started at 0500 until 0600 with exercises, and a 1.5 mile run, that was every day Mon-Sat, Sundays we were off.

[@ZionPattersonsprofile]

you introduce the concept of discipline to people who love the idea of the military but fear the government in such an intuitively understandable manner without seeming hostile.

[@jordy2299]

Space force: for when the microscopic thingies we call alien life get a little too rough

[@Nutleaf]

AC's knife safety is fantastic. He should teach classes.

[@axelhugo4833]

So when are you gonna make a shirt that says “ ‘Where the f*ck are you?!’ ‘Yolo PS5!’ “

[@Kingsman4101]

I can only imagine telling my first sergeant I was out shopping instead of showing up for formation when I was on active duty...lol

[@CybinTalus]

I loved my arm floaty things at 6 ish. It was perfect - by the time pt was done, you were awake and pancakes were ready.

[@fearthewolf1175]

I literally just woke up to find this little gem lol

[@Rodders420]

When I seen his reply "YOLO".. I almost dropped and gave 25

[@ChadHoffmanwickalan]

*Edit Hell Yeah Highlighted comment. Thanks AC, like the kids say "You dope AF". This man deserves a rank increase. At least someone at space force seems to know what they're doing and what their priorities are.

[@seangrogan5413]

AC i love your videoas. You crack me up. From one Veteran to another servicemen, thank you for your service and sacrifice

[@ZionPattersonsprofile]

you introduce the reality of military life to young people that are afraid of it in such an intuitively understandable manner