The Fisher Price "FP3 Player".

[@robcape]

The button layout is matched on the headphones. It’s that level of attention to detail that keeps me a fisher price customer to this day.

[@will2316]

They really were a bangin company as a kid, huh?

[@limegreentechnologies8803]

Always top quality 6/5

[@_invencible_]

yeah but it didn't work out of the box a mere 16 years later. smh

[@FubarMike]

Those kid style headphones are super hard to actually blow because they often have resisters in them to prevent them from getting loud and blowing little Timmy's eardrums.

[@noahmizrahi9834]

Who is Little Timmy??

[@notthatntg]

@@noahmizrahi9834 "Little Timmy" is a term generally used to refer to young children

[@noahmizrahi9834]

@@notthatntg i guess its better then BIG timmy the dragon slayer

[@vizthex]

@@noahmizrahi9834 that kid who's trying to sleep but youtubers keep singing at him instead.

[@noahmizrahi9834]

@@notthatntg But my name is Noah....

[@radicaloranges]

waiting for him to set down a block of cheese in the beginning of an episode and wave his hand over it and say "cheeeeese" while a gif of the rats in ratatouille running around plays

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

very specific request if i do say so myself

[@spearmaster_]

cheems

[@Ronezkj15]

why can I imagine that so perfectly

[@evangorski7992]

@@RayanfhoulaBR but also 500% something I’d expect to see on this channel😂

[@DrummerLocnar]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iarMnoh5d66ibMU so this?

[@TimeSplitter1701]

Fisher Price is really trying to get kids into industrial noise music early!

[@calebcomrie7984]

As a noise artist I was genuinely considering buying this

[@ashtern5675]

Seeing the mojo near the end was like a fan favorite character coming back to a show after not being in it for a few seasons

[@vizthex]

for real.

[@TheEminemOfBeatSaber]

Except they look different

[@NickJerrison]

Fun fact: the trademark symbol doesn't actually mean it's a registered trademark and has barely any legal merit. Meaning you can literally put it next to anything you want, as long as it's not an already registered trademark (which is symbolized with an R in a circle).

[@iwinrar5207]

Nick™ Jerrison™ isa™ nerd ™

[@haydenhockman5433]

Sonichu™

[@FoxBlocksHere]

@@haydenhockman5433 Yeah, Chris wishes lol

[@chaselegoman]

Blood Farts™

[@beowylfen]

@@FoxBlocksHere i don't think the trademark has been revoked

[@yeetusvanitas9800]

My little sister had one, but the story time files were corrupted and couldn’t be listened to after about 1/3 way through. I will forever wonder what those stories held.

[@Aeduo]

So they were faulty even in their day?

[@RustBunny]

I'm guessing disappointment is what you were missing out on.

[@SpectralSuperSonic]

Demons.

[@fathomtuns7127]

My heart broke when he didn't test the "Kid Tough" claim with his toddler-man strength.

[@2verysnowyyy]

Same like I thought the one grit would get a treat lol

[@drewvonawesome8851]

How can I know this is perfect for my kid when he yells about plum liquor...

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

Was wondering if anyone was going to say something somewhere

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

How to make something not kid tough the kid that is like Sid from Toy Story. He'll find find some way to destroy it even if he was younger. Although if you really want to just kid toughness take a pointy object or even a blunt object with a smaller cross section impale LCD screen with this there you go not kid tough! If you were to put enough pressure on that LCD display I'm pretty sure you could do some damage to it if not that a few good Stomps on the LCD section of the thing should do the Works to the display. I've seen so many LCD screens broken or just to the point where segments are messed up permanently from excess pressure on a display. Not to mention the iPads that are or were used for point of sale that were always on charge that's not good for those things they were never intended to be plugged in 100% of the time for real. I can see those used as a portable kiosk but not just constantly plugged in. But now they have that kiosk if you can call that from Square that's intended for this application don't know if this is obsolete now or not but I remember seeing it here and there a few years back don't even know if that's still around as I mentioned but that was a better solution than the iPads I'd say for certain essentially the point of sale was two iPads and some other Hardware! I wonder how many returns and or service calls apple head on these for certain! And people climb about charging overnight well what about charging 24/7 and never really running on battery even once unless of course someone unplug the thing to charge their Apple device which often happened and yes I'm seeing that done before even at work sometimes someone would sneak out the charge cable and plug in their iPhone or even another device occasionally they're on there was a notice saying about not doing it although it probably would have done nothing good to run on battery occasionally like at least once the day for a few hours if not more or unplugging at night and replugging in the morning would have been better than just leaving it plugged in for certain

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

Anything made by Fisher-Price probably at least with the older stuff would have held up but not so much modern Electronics really and I remember Still My First Sony when that came out and I do remember back in the day having the original version of the Fisher Price phonograph/record player it was actually a mechanical music box! Thinking about building a solenoid operating mechanism to be able to use this as a music box be able to play whatever Tunes you want! And I do know that people are making their own quote unquote records for this toy either Machining them or even 3D printing them and evidently you can order through one of the 3D printing companies that does things like this different songs On my old buddies I used to know had a CNC and he actually made a disc that played the old gray mare and the flip side of it was part of Go tell Aunt Rhody. And yes he did something that Nintendo would have definitely shot down if they had found out that is if he put it into production it yep slept with a cease and desist Super Mario Bros theme of course or at least part of it. And on the opposite side was Starman Theme

[@ZebraGER]

Those are some gnarly analogue horror sounds

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Yes

[@SRBAnimate]

Y E S

[@novatriio]

Y E S

[@VeryRGOTI]

Y E S

[@69TheOneWhoAsked]

N o

[@Sabrintwitt3r]

3:18 matches the quality of the giant airpod

[@Blackops3-thebest]

Lol

[@funnyguy509]

Olo

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

still waiting for the giant airpod to meat the colossal nugget.

[@maidenless2765]

*I was dead when this part happened*

[@MegaDrain]

At some point when the E-PC starts hard chuggin (more than it already does), you should send it to LGR or This Does Not Compute. Just so they have an entire video of them looking at the bloatware installed onto it from all these useless discs over the years.

[@floweyseed]

I’d love to see that tbh

[@johnxina2140]

That's actually a great idea

[@aaronbrandenburg2441]

Yeah needs to happen for sure

[@FastSloth87]

*Eee PC

[@el_dallasyt]

Eee Pee Cee

[@DomNotDomo]

The possessed nugget's screams provided some of the best DankPods content this year

[@Bayofthe91st]

That motorboating...i mean air compressor sound are hillarious

[@elliot_rat]

if i was a kid and i heard that i would never touch mp3 players again

[@graphicol06]

am I the only one who wants the "demonic sounds" as a sample

[@MyBlogsTV]

Makes me wanna turn it into some nasty breakcore

[@populistscum]

3:27 would make an excellent Serum wavetable.

[@Glowstone_Guy]

@@populistscum machine gun go brrrrrrrrrr

[@thegamingguy6275]

Could probably make it in just audacity, take the original song and just *demonify* it

[@KWin246]

Instantly wanted it, I need the fisher price noise machine.

[@amnottabs]

seeing Tony miss the toy with the front tyre but hitting it with the rear one made me wonder how safe that trip on the other channel was

[@GrumpyTy34er]

So I decided to do some searching on the Internet and I’m pretty sure that it is in fact an MP3 player and that FP3 was literally just a thing Fisher-Price called it

[@Lisa-gt6ve]

No shit

[@ZizZap4]

Yeah because FP was Fisher-Price's abbreviation/logo

[@neilomac]

It's good to see Fisher Price making an effort to introduce the kids of the mid-2000s to Aphex Twin.

[@XxX_afterHours_XxX]

LOL

[@8Dmau5]

why am i picturing a 3-year-old listening to syro on his fisher price nugg

[@goldenarmyxxx1]

That's the quality i expect here

[@GenderlessFurry_They-Them]

heh

[@quandaledingle7966]

It reminded me of a hubba bubba roll 😂

[@speedwaynutt]

Well damn this Nugget was actually built with some strength to survive destruction.

[@ukrainiansturgeon8561]

It was made for children, after all.

[@NcWcN1]

I was expecting the One Grit (or a full-sized cinder block, for that matter) to do the deed, to be honest

[@snowflake09161]

@@NcWcN1 same i was like “where’s 1 grit?”

[@NcWcN1]

@@snowflake09161 then again, judging by how it withstood the car, 1G would not have tickled it by comparison

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

Almost Nokia tough. My Fiio M17 got an update and I lost all volume control!! Then got another update and her eyes went back straight. 😂 I dunno I bought the silicone cover about 6months ago for my M17 and it feels great and that 600g/1.25lbs CHONGUS doesn't slide around now. But it'll still bust your face when lying in bed!! 🤣 DO NOT CHONGUS IN BED!! or maybe just sideways.

[@TalasDS]

3:38 “it's clearly cursed" Well, that's what happen when the old ROM storage turns into mush, just like the plastic.

[@PinkAgaricus]

Good ol' data rot, even the best of them (devices with built in storage) will get it at some point, especially if you leave them sitting for decades at a time in an environment the storage medium hates, or like you said just turns to mush naturally from just sitting around.

[@caralynx]

Probably actually NAND going past its rated data retention period. Mask ROM don't usually do too badly.

[@LS-rp6yq]

It’s like the SpongeBob one

[@brandontechnerd]

@@PinkAgaricus I have several USB drives and SD cards from the mid-late 2000s, ranging from 128 MB to 2 GB which still work today. The only drives I've ever had fail were of generic Chinese brands.

[@MrSkeleton14]

I drank too much soder, my stomach hurts

[@TheAmazingCowpig]

I'm glad we got a surprise mini-segment of "Sounds from Hell, with DankPods" today, always love that.

[@domination1985]

An FP3 file is a report prepared by FastReport, a report generation tool that can be embedded into software applications. FP3 files are generated from . FR3 report templates. FastReport Studio is a visual report designer that allows developers to design report templates and embed those templates in other applications

[@Pianet]

File Extensions should been seen more as "suggestions" rather than file types. Lots of file extensions step on each other.

[@BrendanThompson]

@@Pianet no i am pretty sure that children of the 90s wanted to view fast reports and this was a totally serious comment

[@mariomaster217]

Everyone: I thought you were dead The MOJO: my death was greatly exaggerated

[@chairgaming1997]

Someone else acknowledged that

[@Thesnakerox]

Look more closely at the printing--it's the Mojo *2!*

[@mariomaster217]

@@chairgaming1997 lol

[@trulyirrelevant17]

Finally someone mentions it

[@aqua-bery]

Was it always the MOJO2™

[@Ambionic]

"Old stuff can turn into gross stuff" is a flavor of wisdom that applies to many things.

[@donovanmahan2901]

Reject polymerization, return to crude

[@KreepyKat911]

Any pining for The Good Old Days

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I never stop laughing every time Dank says "I HATE the EeePC", like it's just the thorn in his side that wont go away

[@RomaineChutckhan]

It really is. He needs it for all the old devices that have a software that runs on windows xp.

[@CoingamerFL]

@@RomaineChutckhan Eee XPc

[@86sVideoDump]

well I guess it finally went away

[@elliot_rat]

child that needs to eat broccoli

[@failedartguy]

For the last week I was frequently remembering holding a little pink round music player at some point when i was in kindergarden that my mom helped me upload music to, but I didnt know what it was called to even google it. Thank you for helping me find the name of something I remembered fondly from my childhood!

[@janemba42]

I find it absolutely hilarious that you have to aggressively choke Tony into life

[@el_dallasyt]

Watch garbage time

[@RS250Squid]

Reminds me of my ex...

[@el_dallasyt]

Because tony had a 100 kph seession

[@wetsockfullofhotmeat]

With no context, this sounds like Dank horribly misunderstood how CPR is performed

[@Schnort]

​@@wetsockfullofhotmeat sounds like it was somehow effective as well

[@homerunman9381]

"Guys I don't think it's doing the do" "Aww the drive's dead!" says Dank, as he frantically waves around the still spinning CD Drive plugged into arguably the most unreliable example of a computer ever as the drive screams in protest. I love it

[@illuminate3838]

Oh gosh I had one of these when I was small! I can't believe that you actually managed to find one! Such nostalgia!

[@jptcw2635]

Did it work when you had it?

[@dragonkiller1196]

me to lol, mine was a pastel blue one i think

[@bashcone]

@Cat 🅥 do i care

[@bashcone]

@Rogan Roy nope

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

​@@bashcone whoever that was his comment got removed

[@rad-avp]

I had one of these back in the day! I have many core memories involving me “blaring” Yellow Submarine as loud as those kid-sized headphones would let me, good times

[@iamspikefire]

I think i can speak for everyone when i say this episode kicks ass LMFAO The testing, the good manuèl, the minitop, the headphone break (attempt), our friend on 4 wheels, (attempted) destruction, and a happy loud aussie. Thank you mr.pods, stay dank sir 🙏

[@BoshkoIgich]

It's even got the mojo!

[@brandontechnerd]

@@BoshkoIgich the mojo 2

[@CoingamerFL]

We also got the Eee Pee Cee, truly a pleasure to see

[@personpersona1079]

3:25 It sounds just like the giant AirPod speaker!

[@duskianfae]

It always brightens my day when he goes AAA for AAA batteries

[@Goldencub-2020]

I thought at first dank was gonna throw a manchild tantrum to test the strength of the fp3 player like what he did to the children's headphones, glad to see Tony have a spotlight in the episode even if he acts just like a child. Loved that tiny Tony cutout in the vid as well

[@yjidkal]

Where is the cutout at

[@Goldencub-2020]

@@yjidkal when he mentions Tony by name

[@yjidkal]

@@Goldencub-2020 oh I forgot

[@kendrickn.460]

3:18 This sounds like something straight out of an arg, probably involving mascots of some beloved childhood franchise.

[@thewatchworks1372]

OH MY GOD I actually had one of these things, I’m pretty sure I commented on one of your videos about it, I still have mine, and it still has all the kids songs on it, you could actually dock these into a radio shaped speaker, I remember popping it apart and it actually had really good quality drivers. Those were the days! There is actually still a listing on Amazon for one of these things.

[@Chicken-Looks]

Every time Dank screams AAA, i keep laughing, Dank just continues to entertain me XD

[@freesha]

the glitching sounds would have given me nightmares as a kid

[@PongWithBreakout]

This is a sound that computer games will give when it or PC is about to crash

[@RossDredge]

You positioning the mouse cursor to mark the progress of the loading bar made me feel so validated!

[@tellybuster]

Yeah, was so glad I’m not the only one that does it on slow installs 😂

[@JetSetDman]

1:13 I once saw a brand of cereal that had trademarked the word "Awesome"

[@DrierLocket7477]

And a US State trademarked "The™

[@abbey5899]

Can't believe he would risk a PKcell's life like that

[@AnotherFreakingDude]

That mp3 sounded like it had some chep-ass nand memory that got corrupted for not being used in a while. Btw, the CD sounded like it was warped, maybe flatten it with an iron (be careful tho). Awesome videos as always.

[@thejpkotor]

Kind of wished you’d given it another go with a serious CD drive and we could have seen what you can/can’t really do with it. I think the strength test was just a bit early 😉

[@_invencible_]

my man removed the CD during the install and then was surprised it failed and didn't try again. The fact that the error message said "The device is not ready" supports this theory. But it was probably garbage anyway

[@maciekpelc7032]

I love how the Polish maluch is now part of dank pods universe. Person on the other side of the globe enjoys a car with which I grew up with. World is a amazing place.

[@Solinaru]

3:05 Analog DankHorror

[@Crackedfigures]

3:30 my brain when I stub my toe

[@theentangledwiggler-man2344]

I'm fairly certain the fp3 did more damage to Tony's tires than anything else.

[@wjrv]

I got into iPods because of this channel, I have an iPod classic, first gen shuffle, and a third gen nano. Great videos

[@forgettablePyromaniac]

1:08 Dankpods says sus, my life is complete.

[@endruv_2287]

THAT RIO 600 PLAYER AT 0:19 WAS MY FIRST PLAYER AS A KID Loaded with Bear and the Big Blue House and Billy Jonas. Good times. Still have it too.

[@HeadsetGuy]

I can only imagine how "Old MacDonald" sounded... "Old MacDonald had a farm, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..."

[@BladerKev]

And then edit in scarlet fire slowly fading in

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

London Bridge is Falling Down: "London Bridge is falling do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do--"

[@HigorMatosAlrightMesmo]

“Humpy Dumpty sat on a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…” “Twinkle Twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…” “A B C D EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…” Anything else more?

[@mathy4605]

I love that the songs already come with built-in content-match protection.

[@Analog_Momo]

I got a 1978 Fisher Price record player complete in box and it is ADORABLE! Did you know QUAKER OATS made Fisher Price?!

[@dromedda6810]

4:31 sounds like a propeller plane having a rough day

[@Jack-ze7pj]

Can’t wait to see what nugget treasures we will see this week

[@KorbinVelarde]

Can confirm, the one I had (this had to have been in 2007ish) was indeed kid tough (Fun fact the first song i put on it was bounce by system of a down)

[@infinite-ichthyologist]

6:15 SEVENTY BUCKS??? IN 2006 MONEY???

[@windowslover6969]

#safe the wii team

[@novelezra]

Oh my god it's every Pokémon Gameboy creepypasta. **Random static and glitchy music began to play**

[@zZSandManZzdis]

He finally let out the Nugget demons with the FP3 player. 3:35

[@Miroslawkrynda6477]

6:43 if it’s a Polish car, wouldn’t something like Tomasz Kowałski (pl. w = eng. v) be ą slight bit more fitting?

[@TheGlitched64]

Oh man it’s what I always wanted a kids toy that doubles as an analogue horror!

[@cedrickrenn7152]

i think the Flash memory in this device corrupted because it wasn't used and thus those "crazy noises". that phenomenon is called "Bit rot" or "data degradation" and wikipedia explains it: "Solid-state media, such as EPROMs, flash memory and other solid-state drives, store data using electrical charges, which can slowly leak away due to imperfect insulation".

[@darkshade2k7]

The slow-mo as the front tyre barely missed had me in stitches, lol

[@Batistagamer89]

9:14 THE MOJO IS BACK

[@HymnOfTheWeek]

I genuinely had one of these as a kid! Mine was blue and quite literally was my favorite thing ever! What a nostalgia trip!!

[@YouAreBreathing]

That reminds me of "kid's first cell phone"-type of toys. There's even a "kid's first smartwatch".

[@empireOfLove2]

fun fact: a lot of the cheaply manufactured bulk CD's from that era will creep from sitting inside packaging, or weren't made right in the first place, and as such don't sit FLAT. They have a slight U bend to them that will make drives vibrate like that. Set on a flat table with a dictionary on top of it for a day or two...

[@sidakaulakh]

Those orange gloves are becoming as iconic as the green ipad cover.

[@duddel5341]

Fun Tony fact: Fiat 126p polish alias (Maluch) can be translated as „Toddler”. Seems like a perfect guy for the test!

[@bab00shka48]

I like how his fans can know the amount of insanity we are getting ourselfes into just by him presenting the product. Because he is very serious about his nuggets. Wade is stronger than Tony Kowalski, that's the canon now huh

[@tylern6420]

Touch my facececececceceecceccecececececceecce Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@NatSmish]

Thank you for capturing the moment at 4:46 so satisfying

[@caitlin4598]

I HAD ONE OF THESE! I LOVED it, MAN this whole video is a blast from the past, I'd forgotten it even existed.

[@Nyxy-Noo]

The amount of anxiety I got at 8:56 from watching them slowly get closer and closer to falling... ...Was not okay.

[@comicalbanana]

it's the first pair of 'phones we've seen try to get away!

[@badassbassist9643]

30 seconds in and love it already. Bring on the nuggets!

[@DoRC]

I like the fact that they have a tower computer laying on its side on the back picture

[@Mr.Fishward]

I love when KZbin simply does not notify me of my subscriptions, and then when it finally does I realize I’ve got like 6 dankpods videos to watch now. It’s a blessing and a curse.

[@-CT-Cervanthes]

That last page refresh before hitting the hay just blessed me ^^ guess im staying up just a tad longer

[@Joe-oj2mi]

9:25 mojo 2 ???

[@Batistagamer89]

4:14 asmr 💀

[@LinkiePup]

I love that at 10:23 Wade just starts pounding the drum. Truly the most frustrated he’s been towards Fronkus.

[@Iroquois666]

I still remember I had an eee pc when I started uni, my dad backed over my backpack with the car & crushed it. Weird thing is even though the chassis was crunched in two and the screen bent to a right angle everything else worked flawlessly....

[@username-tv6uw]

It literally stands for Fischer Price 3. Also I absolutely love Tony!!!!!

[@AiOinc1]

Do NOT let Skrillex find this video 1:31 That's an HP Pavilion A series, probably a 1400 or so if I had to guess. Probably *not* a really nice computer in 2006, it might have been midrange or lower the year before. Those monitors are great though, the HP vs series. That looks like a vs15 or a vs17e. Also, "Kid Tough" was a real trademark of Fisher Price and they used it on other products, not just this.

[@JeskidoYT]

HP, the Honda cubes of the computer era

[@kovanova9409]

I still think that doing a single lucky nugget dip especially at the end of short videos would be a nice touch.

[@oaooaoipip2238]

Parent: I bought you a FP3-player like you wanted! Merry Christmas. Kid: I wanted an MP3-player. Parent: Well this is what you have now and I bet it is just as good.

[@wilhelmbetz3565]

I can just imagine how many christmases this ruined

[@numptypootis8012]

I love Dankpods because it's just this funny man getting sarcastic and angry at a redundant piece of crap from 8 billion years ago

[@claireberry1869]

7:23 rip pkcells 2021-2022

[@isaiahdavis9486]

Fun to see Ye’s inspiration for the design of the Stem Player.

[@robertschnobert9090]

Who is He?

[@tayloroof7476]

I had one of these puppies in the same color. I remember My Humps by Black Eyed Peas was on it. Great song for a 5-year-old. There were other songs my mom put on it but I can’t remember any.

[@TallynK]

I had one of these as a kid, jamming out to songs about cats and spaghetti was the best of times! Still works to this day

[@E3kHatena]

Wade’s AAA scream in this one needs to be isolated and abused like the Wilhelm scream.

[@ArsonPro864]

5:15 Bro Is Literally Taking The Disc Out While The Software Is Getting Installed.💀

[@256ElNino]

Would bei awesome to open these crap tier nuggets, like you used to. It's always half the fun to see how these are botched together on the inside. :)

[@epic_zb]

7:10 - 725 in the car, there’s a screen where you can see his eyes. EYE REVEAL!!!!!

[@farx4070]

3:18 went from children’s songs to MRI gradient coil in about 2microseconds

[@Beautiful_Twisted_Fantasy]

3:18 it's like your favourite tv show getting interrupted by an EAS alarm LMAO

[@badandy1197]

This is why you need the anti-skip FP3 Player

[@emulationemperor8924]

Never going to get tired of DankPods calling batteries "boys". It's so simple, yet makes me grin every time.

[@leclay3109]

3:49 the sarcasm🤣

[@liv4777]

i had this as a kid and my dad had loaded it up with Laurie Berkner songs because as a kid that was the only thing i'd listen to

[@liv4777]

it definitely took a beating from me and never gave out on me

[@thehudio7708]

I had one of these! It’s laying around somewhere. It had a dock speaker too!

[@FloweyFanClub]

Watched this epic video after an emotional meltdown and now I'm feeling normal thank you for your service