The Flirty Vampiress that likes girls

[@DeadJosey]

Source: x.com/NicolasGravelQC/status/1785477743288688821

[@Maxxatron]

"I just like when pretty **girls**--" Alright boys... pack it up.....😔

[@sinjin4605]

Me, a gay man: "Cool! 😄 And awww, in a potentially somewhat messed-up way, due to the hypnosis 😅...Anyways, wanna join forces & make queer chaos together (platonically, obviously)? 😈MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[@Roddy_Zeh]

Oh well... *sadly drives away in my '68 Charger R/T* ... *throws some Synthwave while driving* 🗿

[@adriannavarrete9332]

No, boys join the dawnguard, let's show this vampire that excluding anyone is a unforgivable sin

[@SpencerShaw-c1r]

😭😢

[@gyroelongatedpentagonalbip728]

Best comment

[@deadlydingus1138]

“What is a man but a miserable pile of secrets?”

[@vergiltheartofpower6616]

"You just made my quest to slay vampires easier, oh misteress" *"HAVE THEE WITH MY DAWNBREAKER"* *"RAAHHHHHH!"*

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

Somewhere out there, Simon Belmont is proud

[@help9737]

“pretty girls-“ YES! YEA VICTORY AT LAST!

[@lowesgameing2003]

*Defeated male leaves*

[@karmamoreno5934]

Belmont he comes in give her the D and tecnic male wins

[@adriannavarrete9332]

*And comes back with an Army of dawnguard soldiers*

[@eduardoandresdiazortega8943]

Vampiress: "i like gir-" "BEGONE MONSTER, YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD"

[@adriannavarrete9332]

Hail fellow dawnguard

[@greenhydra10]

Whip you say? That must be the Belmont.

[@desadograisedrobot515]

Carmilla: You go girl. Dracula: Tsk. Just take a girl or charm her. None of this Hypnosis thing. It ruins the fun. Nosferatu: I- Everyone: SHUT IT, NOSFERATU.

[@nitro8678]

There go my dreams of having a vampire girlfriend

[@Jolynesimpnumber4]

*starts chucking holy water

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

Simon Belmont: I didn’t came here to flirt. I came here to put you out of your misery Vampire.

[@eduardoandresdiazortega8943]

It's that a "DIE MONSTER YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD" reference?

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

@@eduardoandresdiazortega8943 YES!

[@dddm1490]

I mean, who doesn't like pretty girls giving you hugs and kisses? 😏

[@Chris-gx1ei]

Welp, a Belmont entered her Castle

[@taylorgraham4622]

Vampire lady likes what she likes, and good Castlevania reference at the end too.

[@MynameisnotGraey]

I see the word “Vampiress” and just think of a snake saying “vampires”

[@definitelyhuman3512]

Sometimes i wish you guys would just post this as a normal video instead of a premiere thingy

[@warspite1494]

On god 😭

[@sinjin4605]

Actually, ai like it better when uploaded as a premiere. Idk why, but premieres are more fun, getting to chat with others live. 😄

[@justafloofbean2342]

Perfect

[@MynameisnotGraey]

“Sorry to bother you miss, I was just wondering if I could just…” *raises wooden stake* [suspenseful music] “…put up a tent in the forest that technically lies on your property.”

[@Inferno_is_hot]

I hate being a boy sometimes 😞

[@leonides1527]

Her: ew! I dont like boys! Why would i ever hypnotize one? Male adventurer: hm... Guess this slay quest got a whole lot easier Her: .... Actually i might make a suggestion on this one >_>

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

lol 😂

[@zori5503]

LESBIAN VAMPRESS LETS GO

[@adriannavarrete9332]

Now dispute being in the dawnguard I was going to show Marcy to this vampire, until she said she didn't want male adventures, *NOW I WILL PERFORM MY SACRED DUTY WITH DAWNBRAKER*

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

Sabaton song is playing it’s (my will be done)

[@JoelTheParrot]

why is it verticaaaal >^< also funny that the term "Vampiress" even exists considering vampires are traditionally sapphic (as seen here)

[@drazoric2275]

I see another requires the Redo of Healer attitude adjustment. *(Cracks Knuckles.)* 😈

[@Hrity07]

I lov- Oh ;(

[@adriannavarrete9332]

Don't be sad, join the dawnguard and make her regret decision

[@Hrity07]

@@adriannavarrete9332 I've gone worse through my one sided love So I am already working to make her regret

[@desadograisedrobot515]

Richard Belmont: Monster, that's my wife... Yuri Vampire: Naw! Abraham van Helsing: Don't worry fellow hunter. I have faced ones like this before. And I have a better way for this... BEHOLD! A SILVER WEDDING RING!

[@TheNonameHousehold]

Would mistress make an exception for a feminine presenting guy? 😏 🫦🩸 ~Jesse

[@titaniummechsx3324]

*shotgun loading sound*

[@TheHellhound01]

a woman of great taste

[@Sparkingweirdo]

Alright I’m gonna need some Dasani water, daybloom,moonglow, blinkroot, waterleaf, deathweed, shiverthorn, and fireblossom.

[@W4wawewa]

What is the thingy on the top of her head

[@RGAhmad11]

poor simon

[@leatonjenkins6810]

I like her.

[@thelegendaryonionring4304]

NEVER FEAR SIMON BELMOT IS HERE AND THE POWER OF CHRIST IS INFUSED IN MY SPEAR I WILL END THIS CRUEL NECROMANCY

[@appropriatelyspartan2800]

Go Simon Belmont 😇

[@senator_pancake1603]

Lowkey cancelled vampire

[@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow]

W Vampire?

[@CosmicHase]

As a boy, i am firmly disappointed.

[@adriannavarrete9332]

Then join the dawnguard and make those vampires regret their choices

[@CosmicHase]

@@adriannavarrete9332 how shall I do that?

[@AutisticAussie]

You see where I’m from things are upside down so tell me (Australian gravity intensifies) do you still like girls

[@Hollow_174]

What if femboy?

[@thundacreations]

Find you force me to use my elden ring crossbow build

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Premieres are dumb, please stop

[@kwesi.0525]

Damn it Welp im out of here

[@karmamoreno5934]

Come on you can do better videos you have before not this🤦

[@JoziGlitzh]

What's wrong with this video?

[@karmamoreno5934]

@@JoziGlitzh my little pony zombie one deadjonsy did was better then this

[@theakiwar9118]

@@karmamoreno5934found the basement dweller