The Fourth and Fifth Harry Potter Games With Titles Too Long to Put Into a YouTube Video Title

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[@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541]

‘HARRY, DID YOU SWITCH TO LINEAR GAMEPLAY?’ Dumbledore asked calmly.

[@JasonX909]

"Moody": "You gotta play to your strengths!" Harry: "Well I'm good with open worlds. But I'm not allowed the budget."

[@Bronimin]

I remember loving this game, its weird hearing people shitting on it.

[@meciocio]

@@Bronimin Maybe you associate it witha part of your childhood

[@williamwebb580]

@@JasonX909 You’re allowed, a BEAN...

[@naruto123407]

@Weuyn I enjoyed the "coop" aspect but hated the linear gameplay as a kid coming IMMEDIATELY from POA and OOTP.

[@samanthahope6873]

My dad and I played these games together when I was a kid. We still shout "BEANS" at one another, usually from opposite ends of the house, when I go back home. What a throwback, thank you

[@K4inan]

BEAAAANS!!!

[@evtera9688]

This is touching😢

[@zzodysseuszz]

I have something similar. Ren and stimpy, my dad and I shout MEEEEAAAAT a lot. “Kowalski want MEAT!”

[@Kooky159]

BeRtIe BoTtS BeAnS!!

[@kip_c]

I get the feeling Patrician REALLY enjoys wizards and general magic fellas

[@bobq8117]

i don't know how you got that impression 🤔

[@doomfeast1102]

Well, it suits a rogue Telvanni such as Pat.

[@Sarum9nich]

General Magic Fellas sound like a good name for a band.

[@YourFavoriteDerp]

better a magic fella than a fart smella haha hell yeah.

[@hesmycat]

I feel him. Basically no game can really come close to the idea of roleplaying as a role that doesn't really exist in such a fundamental way. Shits just hard to get right. But hits so good when it works

[@Rannos22]

Wow Pat has some insane output when he's not working on a 10-40hr project lol

[@BrickleYourFrickle]

#gigagrindset

[@SnailHatan]

Come again? Didn’t quite catch that

[@ThePermanentMoose]

those first three games really made such an impression on my psyche as a kid, I can still remember dreams I had about playing them and finding dark secret areas. goblet cutting out the overworld broke my heart, but what you're saying about phoenix is certainly making me raise an eyebrow. good vid as usual

[@legateelizabeth]

That portrait might have been on the second floor… in Britain. Remember that in Britain we have the ‘Ground Floor’ when you enter a building. So while the American second floor would be up one flight of stairs, the British second floor would be up 2 flights of stairs.

[@Bleilock1]

the UK way is european way in general

[@juliempankinn]

@@Bleilock1 Western European to be exact. Eastern Europe doesn't do this

[@childintime6453]

imagine unironically being british

[@varvarith3090]

@@juliempankinn Which is ironic, because historicaly we build homes with a canopy that leads from the ground to upper floor, "ground" floor usualy beeing too cold during winter and mainly used as storage.

[@vladalexan]

@@juliempankinn uh, we do that in Romania

[@paradigmcoterie2606]

"When the death eater disguised as a wizard cop teaches a kid whose parents where tortured to insanity the finer points of how that curse works" -patriciantv 15/10 delivery. I died

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"Welcome to Herbology Class, gentleman! I will not lie, your chances of survival are small; some classmates may even turn against your friends as compost, but you have my word that I will use my arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are taken away from the garden. This is the greatest award, even more than beans, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern."

[@1Notten]

*Fortunate Son starts*

[@at_lark]

Lark from Grayfruit here, I made all those Harry Potter videos. Played the fourth one many years ago and even when I was a kid I remember it being so disappointing swapping from the open world format, and knowing that it felt way cheaper without understanding at the time. I was sorta wondering if it was worth checking out again. Loved that right away you said "Not buggy enough to be fun in that regard". RIP that's clearly the best part. I also had 4 on the gameboy and Mad Eye said "Damn" and I was like "oh shit this is serious business don't tell my mom".

[@Astral161]

I grew up on the PC versions of Philosopher and Chamber, and this right here, the switch from open world to linear kills so much of what I loved about the first two as a kid. There was so much that was special about it being almost pseudo metroidvania finding areas you couldn't access till you learnt spells later in the game, while getting to roam around the castle. Also as an avid grayfruit fan (and a fan of you Lark

[@asherking159]

I loved the order of the phoenix game as a kid. Distinctly remember playing it all day when I was home sick once (then pretending I was still sick the next day to play some more)

[@caseydopp318]

Those were the days

[@user-tl1sy4gk4s]

The most Patrician tier youtuber out of all of youtubers

[@steveman9668]

I had a physical copy of this game, one of the only physical games my parents ever bought me. But it was in german and I didn't know how to get through the dementor intro so I put it away and eventually it probably ended up in the trash.

[@AkosUrfi]

as far as i know, language is selectable when you open the game :D at least it is, on the ps2 version.

[@steveman9668]

@@AkosUrfi Probably, but I was too dumb to think of that back then. Or find the options menu at least.

[@admiraltonydawning3847]

My parents got me a bootleg copy of the fourth game and language wasn't selectable there. And none of the alteration made to settings were kept on the game's relaunch.

[@blblbl115]

2:54 "Some of these are *wonderful* memories." Baaaaaah!

[@O_mighty95]

Thanks for making this Patrician, always nice to see one of your videos but more enjoyable to see something I played lots despite finding lackluster

[@carson2258]

I love you for providing us with such plentiful content

[@RootVegetabIe]

Harry Potter And The Homeless Man that He Forced To Eat A Dogshit Sandwich

[@Vixxies]

I wanted this video :) can't wait to see what other games you analyse/review

[@barretprivateer8768]

Every time I see you upload I open the video and tap the screen to see the length, eagerly anticipating the day I see 12:00:00 yet again.

[@thommaddo]

damn is this the newest release in the Patrician Cinematic Universe?

[@privatepessleneck]

I remember watching my cousin play the fourth harry potter game. I also played the DS version which I think as you said, is a bit different. the Ds one was pretty fun honestly, had some minigames, including a take care of a weird snake thing with arms.

[@Etlelele]

I seem to remember that Goblet of Fire had some sort of a combo system where you help each other with the spells? Had great fun with the multiplayer back in the day, I figure that's how it was meant to be played

[@simon62821]

"Harry Potter and the Stone of Synonyms" LMAO ive not heard that one

[@adamcerutti2268]

Pat, if you're gonna cover Half Blood Prince, check out some of the YT videos covering it. I remember a good few of them saying it was the "first HP game to have a full open world". This shocked me as I grew up playing OotP!

[@forza8719]

This is true. HBP took what made OOTP good and expanded upon it. Better controls, better dueling, added flying and FIXED THE CAMERA. HBP was actually enjoyable. And oh the potions mini game was decent too. Highly recommend if your a Harry potter fan.

[@adamcerutti2268]

@@forza8719 That's what I've heard, but I sadly haven't played HBP before. I just don't want people discounting OOTP because HBP did it better. OOTP walked so that HBP could run

[@forza8719]

@@adamcerutti2268 I agree

[@t0mbst0neyt]

I always shout something to the effect of 'Beans!' when I see a burning building

[@Dizzythedes]

The game being listed by youtube as lego Harry Potter Years 5-7 makes the video even better

[@ruijikisu]

i really liked order of the phoenix, it really is a walking simulator, but the complete, fairly accurate castle just blew my mind back then

[@danielkingston5731]

1:54 is even funnier post-FO76 review

[@tsartomato]

23:15 what a thrill with darkness and silence through the night

[@01101111011010110110]

Thank you for also enjoying Ron's bean exclamations, hopefully this will allow more people to know such joys

[@rct3LP]

“A BEAN” Ron Weasley 1994

[@ImNotAMageImAWizard]

This man stay keeping up with the grindset

[@NicoSleepyLeen]

Games 5 and 6 were really amazing for me in the PS2, games were amazing for the time they were made and unlike some games today, these were hella long with lots of things to do, besides it made you feel like you were a part of everything Really missing that feeling

[@benparker7669]

Hope you do half blood pronce I remember saving up for it and playing the shit out of it as a kid , wonder how it holds now adays

[@PatsTrick]

I bought this expecting it to be like chamber of secrets with the open world and was so disappointed I stopped playing after a couple levels

[@SPARTANTROOPER]

Something about the visual style of the goblet of fire game reminds me of the return of the king PS2 game. Even the attempted photorealism of the character models.

[@theodoreroosevelt3143]

idk why but because i was very tired today(it's the same day, i still am) i was getting sleepy on front of a monitor and i was like "damn... this Mandaloregaming video is fire..." but it's my boy Patrician, keep the good work, i love both, short and ultra long videos of yours c:

[@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541]

Harold Hollow-Ceramic-Cylinderer

[@cozuu9190]

4:36 alright that one caught me off guard

[@diggernick901]

Oh I remember now that I actually finished Goblet of Fire back in the day and still can't understand why did I bother.

[@naruto123407]

Just......just for the clash at the end.....that's it.. lmaoo

[@luissimoes2645]

Hey man, always been passionate about these old Harry Potter games specially all the versions of the first three games. My favourites being the PS1 versions, followed by the PC and the PS2 versions. The version of Philosopher's Stone to Gameboy Advance also holds a special place in my heart since it was the only one I ever phisicaly owned for the Gameboy and only later did I play the others of that platform. Anyways, I just found your channel through these videos and really liked them. I like to hear your opinion on them and, having played Hogwarts Legacy, totally agree with the prediction you did on your first Harry Potter PC reviews. Unfortunately they did not capture the feeling of the old games nor did they come close to the atmosphere of the old games. Huge missed oportunity imo but nonetheless a great start to maybe future games. I do not forgive them for not including the Wizard Collector Cards tho, since they are arguably some of the best collectibles on the gaming industry that are funny, expand the universe, fun to collect and make for a good excuse to have a lot of secret areas in your game. Also, I know I am bit late but would love to know where you got that image of the Wizard Card from the first game. I have been trying to know where I could find HD versions of them but did not find any. It would be great to know

[@namai-ki9681]

Honestly I enjoyed HP and the Order of the Phoenix a lot, mostly for the open world aspects. It featured some places we'd never explored before like the owlery. Oh and also little details like the talking gargoyles were a lot of fun!

[@boufns8]

I played the Order of the Phoenix on DS when I was a kid, totally open world and actually lots of fun with interesting challenges. The end bosses were broken though.

[@Mark-uh3un]

As a kid Order of the Phoenix really blew my mind, that game was incredible for the time

[@ArtystaPisarz]

Excuse me for asking, but where did you get the Bertie Bott card from 3:05 in such a high resolution? I’ve been staring at these cards for years now and I don’t believe I have ever seen one in such a crisp quality. Is there more where this came from? If so, I would like to see that soooo much!

[@Patrician]

Off Google. I think you are right so either someone re-illustrated it or used up scaling software on the original.

[@ArtystaPisarz]

@@Patrician Makes sense. Thank you for taking your time to answer to my question! I'll certainly look for it if I'll find some spare time.

[@rblx_taxevader280]

cant wait for your review of Deathly Hallows a.k.a Gears of Wand

[@joelsweeney4024]

This was a surprise to land on this morning

[@TheMightofDab]

21:30 It's wild to think back at how Rowling was just let off the hook for that whole "i never said Hermione was white" bullshit. People should have seen her later controversies coming

[@C21H30O2]

I love you.

[@Lucyorangejuicy]

Yes me love pleb snack from waifu pat he do good creative snack for brain and make happy the feelings in body i drive. I see video from Pat, I click like button, then I am sad after video end, now click dislike because only twice entertain mind of plebs like myself so i guess we want to overthrow the motherfucking government and crush capitalism forever. conclusion makes sense if you don't think about it thank you for not asking for this comment you're welcome goodbye 🫂

[@LacrosseAlmighty]

no u

[@RELOADEDEDER]

I love you.

[@thetimeshadow6769]

24:12 You also use the Invisibility Cloak to unlock the Secret Passage through the Dungeons.

[@Majorwindy]

Damn the output just never stops

[@omarsabeur9039]

I wonder if patrician would ever do heroes of might and magic ?

[@monsi9799]

Played 5 on pc and Wii multiple times, it's one of my fondest childhood gaming memories.

[@Ifailatlife1991]

I remember loving the early games on PC 1 and 2, sad to see this is where it went ^^

[@lewisyeadon4046]

Literally a day after I finish playing Phoenix on PC

[@kie2]

I actually prefer Pat when he's not getting mad at Elder Scrolls. I think he's a lot more forgiving when the game in question hasn't stopped a Morrowind 2 from existing

[@Indigamesforlife]

23:20 cant get away from it can you.

[@hind6799]

Great video! You used some nice AI voice on some of your videos. Can you tell me which software you used for this text-to-speech?

[@darkon7470]

I completely forgot I played so many of the Harry Potter games like I'd completely erase these games for my memory until now

[@theDoctorwitTardis]

I played the crap out of GoF on Pc when I was a kid, but only now I find out I never ever used the card unlockables.

[@ruijikisu]

did...you really predict the harry potter HBO show lmao

[@BLUEFIRECAPTAIN]

I played all of these as a kid. I beat 1 of them on my grandma's lap top. Thank you for the memories of a bad game philosophers stone

[@tommymaxey2665]

Man I remember I had order of the phoenix for my ps2. My siblings got pretty far into the game and I would mess around with the mini games and get bored of them. Then I would walk around the castle for a while, get bored of that, then I would switch to battlefront II for a good time

[@unnamed_protagonist]

I remember playing order of the Phoenix on ps2 and it being one of my favorite Harry Potter games right behind 2 and 3 also on ps2.

[@frauleinhohenzollern8442]

I was hoping you'd look at the new forest game. Looks like it's getting way too much hype. It looks nice, but when I watch game play it feels empty.

[@The2012Aceman]

If you do Deathly Hallows you must call it “Gears of Potter”

[@tivvy2vs21]

I had 5 and 6 on ps3 but gave them to a friend over a decade ago, I remember liking 5, and barely remember 6 I still have the box set of the ps2 games

[@SandGentleman]

Pat, what motivated you to start reviewing Harry Potter games of all things? Just curious.

[@Jay_bonz]

I think I remember liking goblet of fire the best movie wise, it had a lot going on, it was dark, the lighting was really good, and it expanded on stuff outside the one magic school. I’ve probably seen that one the most over the years

[@yrooxrksvi7142]

Funny, because it's by far one of the worst adaptations, the movie doesn't hold a candle to the book. They cut the most interesting bits.

[@pheonixMHTri]

omg, im having an awakening about playing goblet of fire as a kid that I didnt know I had

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Technically, the first time we got to play as Fred and\ or George was in Quidditch World Cup, if choosing to play as the Gryffindor team.

[@CatastrophicDisease]

Wow I had buried the memory of Goblet of Fire until seeing this video. In retrospect, they clearly tried to emulate the exact same style as the Return of the King game - just worse. Also, it's nuts to me that Order of the Phoenix came out the same year as Mass Effect. . .

[@Goochen]

Good to see Dennis from Clock Tower 3 appearing in another game

[@KristophGavinSolitaryCell13]

I played the Stone of Synonyms on both PS1 & PC, and Chamber on a few different consoles which I enjoyed back then heavily despite their issues. When I got Goblet of Fire for Christmas one day, I played it for 15 minutes and hated it. I couldn't figure out why, but seeing it again here awakened some PTSD and I realize I wasn't insane for disliking it so much.

[@CampingforCool41]

Chamber of Secrets on ps2 was one of my first video games, I also loved the third game too. They were fun games and I wish they would remaster them. But I remember then playing the fourth game, imagine my disappointment lol. The best part of the games was the open exploration and they took that away. Order of the Phoenix was really rough but at least better. Half Blood felt like an improved version of the 5th game, but also with super good music for some reason. The last two games were an abomination.

[@SenisPucker]

Muggle Guys with Witch Wives called. They say this video violates the Non-Apparition Principle.

[@Handa94]

I just discovered that your 12 hour long video needed around 256gb just to upload.... damn such dedication.

[@alexandermckay9521]

You should review the new one when it comes out! I’m sure a lot of people will be itching to hear your thoughts on it 😊

[@Ywhre]

Goblet of Fire was such a mess on PC. On top of regular issues of worlds being being backwards and not being able to control the camera at all so you often had to interact with things blind, keyboard controls were incredibly broken. Wingardium Leviosa was wonky back on windows xp, but when I tried to play the game few years back on win7, they just refused to work. Keys would not register, keys would stop registering when I still held them, keys would stop registering and then register again several times when I held them for few seconds... It made than spell completely unsuable, not to mention arrow keys going from 0 to 60 made controling levitating objects impossible (when cast button actually worked that is). One thing I do have to admit however is that ambiance and mood of the levels were fantastic, especially sound design. Distant echoes, sounds of wind, environmental objects being interacted with... it all came together quite beautifully.

[@wazaagbreak-head6039]

Wow I remember playing this on the psp as a teenager

[@Kamil999666gmail]

Can you help me to set it to ultrawide. There is tutorial on pcgamingwiki, but i have zero experience with cheat engine so i understand nothing :(

[@NerdHubbers]

Hey Patrician, I really recommend playing Half Blood Prince, it’s basically Order of the Phoenix except with almost everything improved, the camera was changed, story better implemented, and had a lot of additional features, including quidditch, which you can now walk to. It seemed to be OOTP except the basic formula they tried was now more “complete.” I was really captured by OOTP’s rendition of Hogwarts when I rented it from blockbuster as a kid, and tried to revisit that by buying HBP later. When I finally tried OOTP again, I was disappointed by how stripped down the place felt, and that the game was over in 2 hours. (Edit) Then again, my memory may fail me, and I can’t think of HBP letting the player use spells to solve as many environmental puzzles around the grounds, and instead replaces much of that gameplay time with new and more repetitive mini games such as the potions class.

[@naruto123407]

I was going to say that I enjoyed the usage of spells to solve castle puzzles over potions. AS much as I LOVE potions class. Though Quidditch gameplay was awesome. In my first playthrough, I remember playing days on end trying to beat the game, not realizing I had already beaten it. XD Too short.

[@naruto123407]

I think Dueling was a thing, too? That was great.

[@alexsm3882]

It's been a while since I played it but I'm pretty sure the charms area is on the 2nd floor

[@DanateDMC]

One of my first video games was the goblet of fire, I had it pirated, bought from a guy who was selling computers and I actually really liked it

[@kakadu2004]

I remember playing these on my absolute dogshit PC back in the day. It was close to unplayable even on the lowest settings. I eventually got tired of it and never got around to playing them again. Guess I haven't missed out on much.

[@dylantd9189]

Half Blood Prince uses the same map but expands on it, adds more areas etc. Makes going back to OOTP confusing. If you play HBP...be warned potions is extremely glitchy and unfortunately it's a massive mechanic.

[@UnkleSurvivor]

LIBERTARIAN GUYS WITH magic wives??

[@rct3LP]

„A BEAN“ -Ron Weasley 1994

[@pipuslapsus]

Damn, I played OoF on PS2 all nights long during whole 6th grade, was my favourite Never had issues wiith spells on controller

[@tythus654]

Actually, I remember getting Order of the Phoenix as a gift for Christmas. In a box. You see, I do not know if this was the case in other countries, but in Poland, EA had this series called 'EA Classics' where they rereleased some of their older titles for a relatively reasonable price, and while they had soome of the shovelware, I remember having Mass Effect 2 and 3, Crysis, Dragon Age, and a bunch of other good games (actually, there were many similiar series by different publishers, and I am certain they - unlike the EA one - still come out today.)

[@Canadish]

We had Sony do that here in the UK, same with M$ and Nintendo. Oddly, never 3rd party guys, wonder why they had different approaches between our locations?

[@tythus654]

@@Canadish My guess is that it's due to Poland being a... well, let's just say, a bit behind, economically and technologically, so these rereleases would have a higher chance of being successful than they would be in the west, where buying new games is simply more affordable - in the sense that Canadian (I think I am safe to assume you are Canadian lol) minimum wage is roughly three times higher than Poland's, but the games on release cost the same, so fewer people would buy those games on release; this also translates to the fact that fewer people will have adequate hardware on release to run these games - meaning that selling somewhat older stuff relatively cheaply has a much larger amount of people who would be interested in buying these where they couldn't do so on release date.

[@seberion8979]

I was playing this with my sister a long time ago. I wanted to go one way and she wanted to go the other way. On the level where you are on top of Hogwarts. Well because of the camera I got trapped on a corner and so did she.

[@Junkzillabox]

Newest entry in the Harry Potter series: "Harry Potter And The Title Too Long To Put Into A KZbin Video Title"

[@NachozMan]

Wait weren't there 3 games in-between the last one you reviewed we're missing here? lol

[@Lilybun]

Why does this game look so much like the return of the king game? Its like an unholy offspring of that and lego star wars

[@Zeldo363]

both games were different but i still really enjoyed them when i was young

[@ZarKus]

9:30 reminds me of half life 1 coop

[@shards-of-glass-man]

unironically what I've been waiting for - sequel to the "three HP games"

[@WewVanVic]

Do you have even the slightest intention of taking a look at the quidditch world cup game? Amazing content, best of luck to you.

[@LazyBuddyBan]

Goblet of fire looks very similar to one Lord of the Rings game, but like, less fun lol? MandaloreGaming has a great review on it

[@cooknmediastudios7926]

You talking about the future of the franchise is shockingly close to what's actually happening.

[@skeletonguts313]

I enjoyed order of the phoenix as a young teen lmao still play it for nostalgia from time to time

[@fallingintime]

OoTP makes me wonder if atlus could make a harry Potter rpg in the style of the persona games